Get ready for a wild ride in Episode 180 of our podcast! We're diving deep into the latest pop culture, including the new Captain America movie and the live-action Little Mermaid. Join Fred and Alan as they share their hilarious insights and lively discussions. Don't miss out on the fun—tune in now and be part of the conversation!
In the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, we embark on an entertaining journey through the realms of pop culture, focusing on the much-anticipated Captain America: Brave New World. Episode 180 marks a notable shift back to the roots of pop culture discussions, and our hosts Fred and Alan are ready to share their thoughts and experiences.
As the episode kicks off, Fred sets the tone with his signature humor, reminding listeners to fasten their seatbelts for what promises to be a “bumpy night.” The camaraderie between Fred and Alan is palpable, as they delve into their shared love for movies and the quirks of pop culture. They discuss everything from the intricacies of hat styles to the latest superhero flicks, showcasing their unique blend of humor and insight.
The highlight of this episode revolves around the new Captain America movie. Fred and Alan share their thoughts on the film’s action sequences, plot development, and the transition of the Captain America mantle to Sam Wilson, played by Anthony Mackie. With a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis, they dissect the film's merits and shortcomings, offering listeners a comprehensive review that balances both entertainment and critique.
Listeners will appreciate the humor as they dive into the absurdities of pop culture, including the ongoing debate about live-action adaptations of beloved animated films. The hosts touch on the controversy surrounding the casting of the new Little Mermaid, sparking a lively discussion about representation in film and the evolution of classic stories. Their banter is not only humorous but also thought-provoking, encouraging listeners to reflect on the changing landscape of entertainment.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with their audience, inviting them to share their thoughts on the films discussed. This interactive element fosters a sense of community among listeners, making them feel like part of the conversation.
As the episode wraps up, Fred and Alan tease upcoming movie releases, including Superman and 28 Years Later, leaving listeners excited for what’s to come. The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast continues to be a delightful blend of humor, pop culture commentary, and genuine friendship, making it a must-listen for anyone looking to stay connected to the world of entertainment.
So, if you’re a fan of movies, pop culture, or just enjoy a good laugh, don’t miss Episode 180 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. Tune in now and join the conversation!
Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! It's gonna be fun
>> Parker: Fasten your seatbelt.
>> Parker: It's going to be a bumpy night.
>> Freddy: Alive lifes alive.
>> Parker: It's al l. Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
>> Freddy: Oh, it's gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stars. In the morning. I'm make it.
>> Parker: With your f arger.
>> Parker: Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and.
>> Parker: Also eln on the board.
>> Freddy: Let's go already.
>> Parker: And now let's start the VN Show.
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>> Parker: Welcome, welcome one and all to the 108yth edition of the Black lkoln Collective Podcast. Fasten your seep Bels what than.
>> Freddy: Yep, There we go.
>> Parker: Yeah, the wheels have fallh ye.
>> Freddy: We're going again.
>> Parker: Literally one sentence it one sentence into the podcast that it's already per.
>> Freddy: Wouldn't be pro if it was good.
>> Parker: Sure. We're proudly broadcasting live from the palatial EC studios scattered all across the upstate of of South Carolina B and you can catch us on YouTube, Insta, Facebook, Blue sky and all your favorite podcast platforms. And of course at our very real website, america'favoritepodcast.com. now, the only guy that's allowed to charge tariffs to our Canadian listeners, it's Fred.
>> Freddy: Yeah. A tariff on everything. I'll put a tariff in your on this.
>> Parker: Step aside.
>> Freddy: Yeah, that we're gonna have Stop.
>> Parker: Or allean. We're gonna have to stop importing our sound effects from Canada.
>> Parker: Yes.
>> Parker: Canadian farts. But they're the highest quality. Fartian.
>> Parker: are the highest quality.
>> Freddy: True sou'so polite. So likee.
>> Parker: Yes.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: And, as always, my guy, my m guy over there on the board. Alln otb.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: Aln with the hat.
>> Freddy: A hat.
>> Parker: It's like the first time ever, I think ever on the show.
>> Freddy: I never seen him in a mask.
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm seeing plenty of times in a mask. I've seen him in a pointy white one and some other ones, but never in a hat.
>> Parker: No.
Alan welcomes studio audience and audience across the globe
>> Parker: well, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Alan, we're so glad you're here with us and we're so glad you're here with us. Studio audience and audience across the globe. Lots lots of listeners in South America right now, Fred. I don't know why I don't know.
>> Freddy: noe Portuguese know o Like I.
>> Parker: Said, if only we had some sort of tool to help us do that.
>> Freddy: I know.
>> Parker: Someday maybe we'll work on that. We'll get the team backstage to work on that. But anyway, we're so good. Golax get you have forearms. Start tight. Make us a Thing.
Tonight, we're going to probably actually talk about pop culture
so, Fred, we're so glad, like I said, that everybody's here. It's the march. March marches on as it does. And Fred, we've decided that this week, in a rare change of events, a rare occurrence, I guess probably makes more sense in a rare occ. And yeah, we're gonna be what we set out to be when we started this A mere 179 episodes ago. Tonight, we're going to probably actually talk about pop culture. So get ready.
>> Freddy: This episode 180. Right.
>> Parker: This is 81. Number 180 on the button.
>> Freddy: 180.
>> Parker: All right, so this is. We're going to do a 180 and we're going toa go back to pop culture and away from what's just randomly talking about bullshit. Al has a sticker on his hat. Go back to pop culture now.
>> Freddy: Cool. Yeah, you cool? That's what. Well, it used to be you have.
>> Parker: The tag out the top.
>> Freddy: No, I never did the tag.
>> Parker: No.
>> Freddy: The 59 50s. The 59 15. You leave the U the sticker on.
>> Parker: Yeah. Flat bill. Flat bill. Hat man. Or a cur.
>> Freddy: I used to like a flat bill to wear a flat bill.
>> Parker: The curve like in baseball.
>> Parker: Well, but understand the flat bill is for a hat that you wear as an accessory. Hat that you wear as a hat to do things is a curvy.
>> Freddy: Right, right.
>> Parker: Because like you don't wear a flat bill hat is like not a very effective. And do we like it'supposed to do.
>> Freddy: A flat bill hat would be like the same as a top hat. Right. Back in the day, you know, looks cool.
>> Parker: Shit.
>> Freddy: Janese, was cool, you know. M But like a curve bill hat is just like paperboy hat. Know. I mean little paperbo.
>> Parker: Sir.
>> Parker: readabama. Throw your two pen in the jar. M that the week. So anyway. But yeah, no, it's, you know, hat business.
>> Freddy: Ye.
>> Parker: It's all. It's a top of mind. Get it?
>> Parker: Yeah.
I do business that's not going toa go out of business. Is the hat business. As long as there head there's gonna be ball
I do business that's not going toa go out of business. Is the hat business.
>> Parker: That's right. As long as there head there's gonna be guys who aren toa be wearing ball.
>> Freddy: I was about to say ball guys wear hats. That's it.
>> Parker: I wish more than anything, Fred, that we'd have gotten in on the trend. The visors with like the cool spiky hair behind them.
>> Freddy: The balleah, the guy for heads.
>> Parker: Yeah, dude, we could have made.
>> Parker: Yeah. Plastic. They had the plastic on it.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: And it was worse because it plastic would warm up, man. It just burned the out of't be sweating.
>> Parker: Yeah, but you gotta have. You gotta love the, like. All the like. That was the ultimate joke gag gift for, like, every dad over 60.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: like, who's bald was like, I'm one of those visors. It's got spiky air. And so I look.
>> Freddy: I mean, they. They just. They did, though. I mean, like, you really couldn't tell.
>> Parker: It worked.
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. Some. Some guys, you'd be like, yoh.
>> Parker: That's.
>> Freddy: That dude's got crazy hair.
>> Parker: Ye. They take it off, you're like, oh, he's just surprised. He's just 123. He look like he was 31 with.
>> Freddy: App around down the flavor town.
>> Parker: But it does make you feel Fred, you got to admit. So you just recently got your hair done, like, busting two weeks ago. I think you right around there.
>> Freddy: Right.
>> Parker: You got to admit there's something about, like, when you get your hair did up, or when you're having a good hair day or whatever it is, you feel it. You've got a little pep in your step.
>> Freddy: Ye. You get the confidenceah until you walk.
>> Parker: Out of the house. And then it's like, never.
>> Freddy: Yeah. And then the world is just like.
>> Parker: Yeah. They're like, everything's still the same on you. they're like, oh, nice hair. A bird pooped in your shoe. The shoe, while I had it on. Exactly.
>> Freddy: Ran down my ankle.
Brave New World is the fourth installment of the Captain America series
>> Parker: Well, speaking of.
>> Freddy: Yep.
>> Parker: Sort of in a way, you and Alan decided to take a trip on down movie memory lane.
>> Freddy: Movie lane.
>> Parker: And go see the four installment. Fifth installment.
>> Freddy: Yes, I think so. Thanks.
>> Parker: Fourth or fifth installment?
>> Freddy: Fourth one is the fourth category. Yeah.
>> Parker: Is it the fourth one or the third one?
>> Freddy: It's the fourth one because, like, think First Avenger, Winter Soldier, and that's it.
>> Parker: Captain America.
>> Parker: Yeah, it's.
>> Freddy: Yeah, I guess.
>> Parker: So you guys went and saw the third, fourth, or fifth installment of the Captain America movie franchise. So what is the subtitle of that one? Captain America. Ants in the Pants.
>> Freddy: Captain America, Brave World. Brave New World. Brave New World.
>> Parker: Brave New World. Captain America. Brave New World is the fourth installment of the Captain America series, followed by or there was first Captain America, the First Avenger, Captain America, the Winter Soldier, Captain America, Civil War, and now Captain America. A Brave New World.
>> Freddy: Brave New World.
>> Parker: Yeahave New World Is this is a musical.
>> Freddy: Steve Rogers has given up the mantle of Captain America over to his guess, new best friend.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Freddy: Sam. Sam Wilson, who, before he became Captain America, was known better as the.
>> Parker: Falcon F. No, that's freedom.
>> Freddy: Ca. Spoiler alert. everybody, we're goingna be talking about this movie, so.
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, Spoiler. Cover your ears. If you really like Captain America. And if you really like Captain America, why didn't you go see it yet?
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. So. Yeah. So opens up like, you know, regular movie, like, movie. Good old fash fight scene. Je Carlo espositos in it.
>> Parker: Oh, okay.
>> Freddy: All. Yeah, I can't. U. He's got a. He's got a sidekick too, who's like. I guess he's the new Falcon. He's his little young, younger sidekick was Falcon.
>> Parker: Falcon was a good guy, though, right? Like, is he a good guye?
>> Freddy: So since'like, since'like Civil War, you know, they had the Sakovia, Accords, and, like, all superheroes must be registered, you know. And, you know, you can't take any action without first the government saying, okay, you know, you can go out and do this. So that's kind of how. How it is now in the superhero world.
>> Parker: And.
>> Freddy: U. Y. Yeah. and if you remember from. From the. The Hulk movie, General Ross, who was played by Harrison Ford. It was played first by Sam.
>> Parker: It was Sam Elliott was the first.
>> Freddy: Sam Eliot was the first one. Y. Sam Elliott. And then the other, then it was that. Yeah, that guy. I can't remember his name, but he. And now Harrison Ford is playing it, and General Ross has just been elected president of the United States.
>> Parker: That's right.
>> Parker: All right.
>> Parker: Get off my plane.
>> Freddy: Yeah, get on.
>> Parker: No movie.
>> Parker: Close enough.
>> Freddy: Second time he played the president, ain't it?
Overall, I think it was a good movie
Get off my damn playede. Overall, I think it was a good movie. good action.
>> Parker: You. You said you saw it too, right? Allean.
>> Parker: Yeah, the previouss didn't give nothing away. Actually, the. The previous I thought when I saw it, you know, it was like, okay, the Red Hulk. And I thought it was. I actually thought, well, I knew it was gonna happen, but it't.
>> Freddy: But I wish they would show the Red Hol. Like.
>> Parker: Well, there was no way they were gonna. There was no way. They couldn't talk about might.
>> Freddy: Well, m. Yeah, was.
>> Parker: So they didn't let you down on. So, okay. So you said.
What would you give the action element of this movie out of seven
Okay, so let's break it down. You guys both saw it. I have not seen it, so I am not gonna say. I have no say so with this. But what would you give? So let's start. Obviously, this is a superhero movie, so action forward, right? So what would you give the action element of it out of seven.
>> Freddy: Give. Yeah, I give it a five. I got a five. I have five on action. like I said, it had about three or four fight scenes and not. Not every fight scene. He was in the, in the Captain America suit. There were a couple fight scenes where he was just fighting hand to hand. And But see, that's thing. I don't like Anthony Mackie. I mean it's. I don't know. I just don't like Anthony Macky.
>> Parker: Yeah. he kind of looks like a bug of some sot.
>> Parker: Well, yeah, him. The had with. You had with. It was. He was not a super soldier, so.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Parker: Kind of hard to. You know, because even in the like the Shields episodes, you know, they had that other guy. He was a super soldier. Right. You know, so the serum. He took the serum. You know, it would have been easier if Bucky had been, you know, Captain America, but that wasn't going to happen because he didn't want. Yeah, but that was. That was the issue I had was it was like because he doesn't have the toys that Iron man have, you know, it was easier to see, you know, Iron man because he had that suit. It was. Right. I understand what you're saying. He does in America.
>> Freddy: Yeah. It's just he. And I mean him as an actor, I mean, I just don't like. I'm sorry, he's not my guy. Yeah. I mean, I wish Chad Wig, Chad Wig would have survived and we'd got more chat Chadwick out of a In the mcu, but sadly we did not. So. No, I mean, it is. It is what it is. We were re. Stuck with Anthony Mackey as Captain America, but the suit was pretty cool. I did like that they u. They said that the Wakandians gave him, an upgrade on his suit. for help. No, for helping when
>> Parker: Like, you know what? He's all right. We're.
>> Parker: I mean that was kind of like yes and no. I thought. Honestly, I thought they gave him the suit because he was with. With Bucky and Bucky's dear boy, you know, they're like you if you gonna fight with him, you know, we protect him.
>> Freddy: Right.
>> Parker: So it was. You know, and the think everybody got a little.
>> Freddy: Little something from We. Well we haven't seen yet but like Bucky's arm. The Wakanda gave Bucky his new arm. Right. So, And I'm pretty sure like, well, Tony's didad.
Anything this takes place how many years after everything, like this is probably
>> Parker: anything this takes place how many years after everything, like this is probably.
>> Freddy: Well, I'm guessing the last moie was.
>> Parker: This is what, 10 years after the snap.
>> Freddy: It's gott may. Yeah.
>> Parker: Mean, you know.
>> Freddy: Yeah. New president. Yeah.
>> Parker: Ye.
>> Freddy: And then after everything that went through the mcu, far as like, Falcon and Winter Soldier and all the other little movies and so, yeah, I'd say about.
>> Parker: All right, so and all thatit already.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: You.
What would you give the plot also out of seven? Uh, five of seven
The action of five out of seven, what would you give the plot also out of seven?
>> Parker: five of seven. The plot that my case. I gave it three and a half.
>> Parker: I mean, it. Was it advance? Did it lead? Is it leading? Is it one of those movies? It's like this is leading to a bigger conflict. Like, are they leading into the next c. I don't know enough. I'll be honest.
>> Parker: Actually. Yeah, they're leading into the next Hydra. Because the leader.
>> Parker: Right. I mean, I read the comics as a kid, but I don't remember them, like, the way that, you know, I don't know what they're doing with them, so I didn't know this was just like, oh, this is just a puzzle piece that's gonna lead into blah. And so right now it may be, like, kind of shitty on story, but, you know, but if you. After X, Y and Z happen, if you rewatch it, you'll be like, oh, my God, look at all the Easter eggs and the. You know, I don't know.
>> Parker: Because I.
>> Freddy: Don'T know who was. Who was the,
>> Parker: The leader was the guy who was supposed to be the. He thought he was going to be the Red Hulk and he was control. The guy in prison.
>> Freddy: Oh, the big brain. Yeah, yeah. Well, he. He was rested, though. Like, they arrested him and then he'snn be like.
>> Parker: He's gonna be like the Lex Luthor. Right? You didn't. Character in the comics.
>> Freddy: Yeah, but they. They kind of messed him up, though. Like, it looked like a lizard more than, like.
>> Parker: Yeah, more than the big head. He didn't have.
>> Freddy: Yeah, the big head. He didn't have a big head. Yeah, he just had, like, look like, burn blisters on his.
>> Parker: Introduced a little bit, of brc.
>> Parker: Is that you're talking about?
>> Freddy: No, it's not brainia.
>> Parker: Okay.
>> Freddy: Yeah, Brain, he's a computer.
>> Parker: He's.
>> Freddy: And I think he's also dc.
>> Parker: Well, well, I'm obviously not the brainiac fre. big brain. I think I was thinking modoc originally, but it's not.
>> Parker: Int at antem. Whatever. They.
>> Freddy: Yeah, they did, right? Yeah, yeah, they did Anamantium Yeah. From. And then, like, u. They did a whole thing on the, Celestial from, Eternals. Like, nobody had brought the big giant Celestial that's sitting in the middle of ocean.
>> Parker: I don't know what you're talking about. Man, that was up out there for a while. Good.
So, all in all, would you say, new Captain America better than old Captain America
So, all in all, would you say, first of all, Captain America? New Captain America better than old Captain America?
>> Freddy: No. No.
>> Parker: Noay new suit better than old suit?
>> Parker: No. Because. Yeah, I giveit Captain M. America would just jump out of a plane with.
>> Parker: You have to think that's part of. Is that maybe Cap, the original Captain America didn't need all that stuff.
>> Freddy: No, didn't. He had. Had the serv.
>> Parker: Wa Condans were like, do you want to help you out? He was like, I don't have any money.
>> Freddy: They gave him the option to take the serum. Yeah.
>> Parker: He was like, no'part of the job.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: Because you got to be pure to take the serum. If not, you'just go corrupt and go crazy.
>> Parker: There you go. Now you know. So that's what happened to you, Al?
>> Parker: Yes, that's happened to me.
>> Freddy: He'been the black hole.
>> Parker: I can think of something melts at the Holkwood roar, but I can't say it, so I don't. You don't need to. It's. Everyone knows. Everybody can think of it. So.
Matt: I think this is the fourth phase of Marvel
Fred. Well, all right. Great movie. All in all wor.
>> Freddy: Right?
>> Parker: Is this the fourth phase of Marvel? Is this. What phase are we in?
>> Freddy: I don't know what phase they're in. I think it's fine.
>> Parker: Is that a thing anymore, or was that just bullsh?
>> Freddy: Yeah, I think. I think it is. But, like, it's going to be hard now because now you gotta. They reintroducing all these new younger. Right know sou that, like, they just don't. They don't grab me the way that the original.
>> Parker: Well, just s not like, originally you had, like, the firepower of, like.
>> Freddy: Yeaheah.
>> Parker: Like, like these areys. Yeah. For the people who were, like, on the fence, who are like, for nerds, they're like, yeah, but look at the star power in these movies. How could you not want to see them? And then they got them. They wooed everybody over here, and now it's like, now s some shrubs.
>> Parker: I don't watch, honestly. Because, I mean, really, Besides Robert Downey Jr. They really didn't have any stars. I mean, they. Now.
>> Freddy: Yeah, they're stars now. Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo is a Tremendous actor.
>> Parker: Yeah, like. Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson. You heard of him?
>> Parker: Yeah, but I mean honestly, like the Ed Norton better than Mark and Norton.
>> Parker: That's a big name.
>> Freddy: Yeah. Difficult.
>> Parker: And that's the other thing, the other thing they did on this movie. They went from the Ed Norton Hulk.
>> Freddy: Righte.
>> Parker: second part of the. Right.
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeahuse. They brought of Liv Tyler. They brought Liv Tyler back in.
>> Parker: yeah, they did.
>> Freddy: Than she doesn't do it for you, Matt.
>> Parker: She looks too much like her dittdy. No, she does man. Look at her.
>> Freddy: No, it does it like a lady. I don't think so.
>> Parker: Lady looks like a.
>> Parker: She just does. She's not for me, but it's okay. You know what some it. Yeah, she's an actress.
>> Parker: Yeah, she's good.
>> Parker: She just like her have though. So anyway.
You had more questions leaving the movie than you had going into it
Well, Fred. Yeah. All that you told me you had leaving the movie. You had more questions than you had when you went into it. So you said you had a question.
>> Parker: Yes, you did.
>> Freddy: Oh yeah, yeah. Some sort of.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was barble related so like. And we'll make it quick like.
>> Parker: No, no, he friend.
What would you do if your spouse or significant other was taken five years ago
>> Freddy: Okay, so time.
>> Parker: Yeah, that's right. Take your time.
>> Parker: So we're not trying to get any.
>> Freddy: So you know Thanos. Thanos did. Did the snap, right?
>> Parker: Snap. Yep. Snap.
>> Freddy: Right. And disappeared like half of the people right in the universe. Okay, so what if dos did the snap and your wife or significant other was taken like and then o.
>> Parker: Five years later.
>> Freddy: Five years later.
>> Parker: I know what you're talking about.
>> Freddy: You know, he brings everybody back.
>> Parker: Sure.
>> Freddy: But you moved on. Like you. You didn't had like two or three kids with one turn.
>> Parker: You turned gay.
>> Parker: He only snapped the chicks.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: So what would. What would you do?
>> Freddy: I think you would back with your old spouse.
>> Parker: No, I think the argument could be made that five years is a long ass time.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: And for one of us to have five years and the other one not to have those five years, I think that's like a. You know what I'm saying?
>> Parker: Like only Freddy would have thought of this.
>> Parker: No, it'a legit question. I mean this makes sense. I would think that at that point you're like listen, it would be best probably for us to not.
>> Parker: Yeah, it'd be cast away, you know, get back together.
>> Parker: Like you can't really. Do you know what I mean?
>> Freddy: Yeah, like
>> Parker: It's weird because you'll be like oh, remember when President Gor.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: That mean.
>> Parker: But think about this. That bitch is coming back five years younger. Shenna look like.
>> Freddy: Un.
>> Parker: Look like she did five years ago.
>> Parker: But that's part of it too, you know, when, how, how fresh. Becausez I mean, you didn't. Like, you weren't like, oh, she got snapped. And the next day you got married. Like, yeah, you know. You know how it is, man.
>> Freddy: Yeah. To go through grief counseling and.
>> Parker: Right. And the other person probably got snapped there. Their loved one got snapped too. So maybe we hook up the. The snappers, the snappies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe, you guys.
>> Parker: Work it out, you know? And what if you owed, like, d back? Do you have to pay those car payments back? Ye, years behind credit card payments. Andit,
>> Parker: I feel like if that happened, they'd be like. I feel like they would be like, hey, you know what? We'll call it even. But realistically. No, you're 100% right. Yes. They would make you.
>> Parker: Yeah, they would make you pay.
>> Parker: And the insurance that they paid out, what happen?
>> Freddy: I was about to say, yeah, insurance ain't paying for that anyway. Denied. Theose.
>> Parker: O God, imagine the shit show that. But yeah, so, yeah, I get it. I would say, you know what? Probably it would be like, it would be best for us to move on. And I feel like the person caus. That's the thing.
>> Freddy: What.
>> Parker: Where were they for five years? Where they are. They snapped back like, immediately, a second after it happened or like. You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. Yeah.
>> Parker: five years later.
>> Parker: But where were they for five years? In purgatory. Like just no.
Fred Savage has some hypothetical questions for you. I got some hypotheticals if you want to bust them out real quick
>> Parker: Didn exist for five years.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: Just didn't exist.
>> Parker: Because I remember Spider man, he says one day I was here and next year's the next minute I'm five years.
>> Freddy: Right? Yeah. And that crazy.
>> Parker: Like, except. So he knew what was going on.
>> Parker: Right?
>> Freddy: What if you. Like I wonder if you. If he snapped and then like, you came back in the exact same spot you was in.
>> Parker: That's what I'm saying. Because what if they built. What if you.
>> Parker: Like.
>> Freddy: Yeah, what street. Yeah. You get snapped back and get hit by a car.
>> Parker: Like, you take it. It grumpy. And a building that doesn't exist.
>> Parker: Ye, exactly.
>> Freddy: Yeah, exactucking a wall.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: I told her not to renovate, so. Well, there you go. So that's your hypothetical. I got some hypotheticals if you want to bust them out real quick or we can wait till after the break. It's up to you guys.
>> Freddy: What are you wonder.
>> Parker: Got a few hypothetical questions for you, Fred.
>> Freddy: Go.
Alan and Fred claim that aliens stole their childhood memories on one condition
>> Parker: All right. So Alan and Fred you guys are abducted by aliens, ok?
>> Parker: And they claim that they stole your childhood memories. But they offered to return them to you on one condition. But you must now forget your favorite person in the world forever. Do you get your memories back or keep the one that you love?
>> Freddy: Do I get you?
>> Parker: said you keep the fav. Your favorite person or the person you love the most?
>> Parker: No, no. The favorite person.
>> Freddy: Your favorite person.
>> Parker: Oh, get and hel. I'll get my memories back. Fuck that person, right?
>> Parker: I m an RFK youNNA be so mad at youies.
>> Parker: Those are all my friends. Just to remember one person.
>> Freddy: Yah.
>> Parker: Yeah. I mean that's true. You got to think that's for the better. Like you said, it says the person you like the most. So that could be somebody you don't y. Really?
>> Freddy: It's like days pale.
>> Parker: Richard Simmons. Yeah, yeah, it could be.
>> Parker: Who like the most then? You know, two years, two weeks later. I mean like somebody else. So you know.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: Ah, right.
>> Parker: So we're human. So we beat the aliens on that shit.
>> Parker: But Gota, you don't appreciate our level of pettiness. Aliens?
>> Freddy: Yes.
>> Parker: You didn't expect that.
>> Freddy: You're not around here, are you?
>> Parker: Come on, boy. You want me to care about somebody? Fuck you. It'America.
>> Parker: We gave up on that America.
Every time you do a quizibub your actions could have dire consequences
>> Parker: All right, so Fred, how about this one? You gain the power to teleport anywhere in the world instantly. But every time you do an unknown person somewhere else in the world teleports into a life threatening situation. Do you the ability to your benefit knowing your actions could have dire consequences? Do I know every time you teleport. No. Somebody random person somewhere in the world is teleported into a situation. That hurt.
>> Freddy: Pool of sharks.
>> Parker: If they're pool sharks. If they're allergic to peanuts, they could be peanut factory. You never know.
>> Freddy: Yeah, I do it.
>> Parker: If they'ed they pop up in a strip club, I would do it.
>> Parker: I'd be like.
>> Freddy: I would do it. I wouldn't do it like every day. I wouldn't be like.
>> Parker: You wouldn't teleport the working back.
>> Freddy: I wouldn't teleport the working back. Lunch t that. Yeah.
>> Parker: You gotta take a sh. Sharit.
>> Parker: You just tele the po. That would be cool.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: You know, we wait till the last minute. You our type of work, we always wait till the last minute.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Freddy: Wait, last minute. Yeah.
>> Parker: All right. So we're saying you would still do it just sparingly.
>> Freddy: Yeah. Sparing?
>> Parker: Yeah. I think's fine. I mean people are Going to die anyway.
>> Freddy: Well, you just say that'about something in a life. Yeah. They get out of it.
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
>> Parker: I mean, it's not that could be there. Have to cross a busy interstate. Who knows? who knows what it could be? Who knows?
>> Freddy: I expect you to die, Mr. Bond. How did I get it here?
>> Parker: I have reservations at 30. All right, so how about this one, Fred? Yeah. My wife asked me to go to the store and get tamp on, so I had to splash in and out and this other person died. So at a fancy dinner party, Fred, you find out. And this one is. This one's a quizibub, for me personally. So you're at a fancy dinner party, guys, and you find out the main dish is made with the meat of an animal cloned from your own DNA. Do you eat it to avoid social backlash or refuse and face endless awkward explanations about why you're abstaining?
>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm not eating it.
>> Parker: See, it came from me.
>> Parker: It's a CL's.
Fred says if he could just put a little bit of Fred in every sheep
>> Freddy: So label.
>> Parker: Let's say we're. We're in a world. It's already dead. There's no rescueing it. We're in a world where like, somehow or another Fred, because of his perfect hindquarters, they were like, man, if we could just put a little bit of Fred in every sheep, the lamb chops would be epic.
>> Parker: And so Fred was like, well, for $50 million, I'll splooge on a sheep and you can do what you got to do, right? And of course, take that.
>> Parker: Why don't you just take.
>> Parker: No. Said the only way it's going to. We're doing this on my terms. We're not doing it.
>> Freddy: It won't work any other way.
>> Parker: There's no other way to make this work, guys. So that happens. You're. Now there's a whole herd of Fred lambs for lamb whatever la it right.
>> Freddy: Exactly.
>> Parker: And somebody says, oh, Fred, come over to our party celebrating our first batch of those things. we'renna eat. We're gonna eat good. And you get there and tell rib what they do. They do the crown of ribs where they make like a circle. And all the you know about it looks so fancy. And they put all those table in there and stuff. And you're like, o, this is some good shit. And then you go to dig in and they're like, oh, the lamb is delicious. And you're like, no, you don't take that bite.
>> Parker: No.
>> Parker: Never wondered how your own flesh tastes?
>> Freddy: I've, eaten myself before.
>> Parker: Okayail the.
>> Parker: Beginning of the show. That's mean. Yeah, don t me wrong, like, everybody's picked off scabs and e skin or what, you know?
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
>> Parker: Ah, but I don't know, man. I think I would. I think I would feel like I had to try it. Like, I just have know. Yeah.
>> Parker: What'in my double on it, like I said.
>> Parker: Because let's say. Okay, let's say there's 30 people there and you're like, nah, I'm good, dog. And they're like, why not? And you're like, don't worry about. It's not big deal. They're like, no, my great grandmother's recipe for this for lamb, and it's very important to me that you try it. And you're like, nah, I'm good. And they're like, just tell us. Why would you be like, well, because I stuck my dick in that lamb or would you. I just don't eat lamb.
>> Parker: Well, you know, it actually, it'd be like, you know them.
>> Freddy: They don't know.
>> Parker: No, they don't.
>> Freddy: Like, they don't know.
>> Parker: So they don't know how he got the fifty gazillion dollars.
>> Parker: Now they know that. They know that this is the fucking fattest ass rump roast they've ever seen on a lamb.
>> Parker: Yeah, it is, Fred.
>> Parker: And they're like B.B.
>> Freddy: Frizy.
>> Parker: Exactly. So they just. They don't even know. They don't know Fred from anybody else. He's just there as a guest of, you know, Elon Musk.
I'm on opposite Ramadan. I'm doing wet March
>> Freddy: I'm on opposite Ramadan. I'm just drinking, right.
>> Parker: I can only. I'm doing wet March.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: Only drink.
>> Parker: Sorry, I'm only drink li I would. I d eat it. I mean, if.
>> Parker: Take a bite, right? Allean eating.
>> Parker: Think about it. Think about it. I mean, you spooz in a lamb, right? You know, so if you're already passed. If you're already gone that far.
>> Parker: Yeah, eating.
>> Parker: Be no problem. You think it's going toa be likese we made.
>> Freddy: Made plans.
>> Parker: We were going to run away together.
>> Parker: I guess. Yeah. In my case, I would. Because it'd be like, what else? I've done worse.
>> Parker: I'm hungry as well. No, that's the thing. Okay, well, how would you feel if they served it, you ate it, and then afterwards you found out about it?
>> Freddy: I'd be mad.
>> Parker: Well, like, they didn't know it was you. They just knew. They were just like, y.
>> Freddy: They. Do they have to, Do you have to cover your. Your Head.
>> Parker: You have to eat it through a hole.
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, you heard about that. Like, like, like the. The Richie Rich.
>> Parker: Oh yeah.
>> Freddy: People. But they. They eat it and they have a seat over the head to cover their shame.
>> Parker: Yeah. So you can't see him. So it's like he doesn't count.
>> Freddy: Yeah, you can't see y. doesn't count. Yeah. Well, I've never seen him eat.
>> Parker: Right. I never. Are you like put the. Put the hole over your mouth so there's a hole and you eat it and you don't know what you're eating. It can't be in trouble for that. It's a whole thing out. Why people do weird shit. It's only white people I think that do.
>> Parker: Sure. Right.
>> Parker: How about this one?
>> Parker: It's like. What's that in your mouth? I don't know.
>> Parker: It.
>> Freddy: It feels like a sausage. But I can't.
>> Parker: Be a. Then I'm sorry. It could be. Who knows, you know. New Food Johnson.
Fred and Alan are offered immortality and perfect health in exchange
All right, so how about this one? Fred, you and Alan are offered immortality and perfect health. But one person you know and care about will randomly be struck with amnesia and permanently forget who you are. Do you take the offer and sacrifice one relationship for eternal life? Let me get right out the gate. I don't want eternal life.
>> Parker: No, I don't want to either.
>> Parker: I don't want to see this.
>> Parker: Everybody's going to die. So in other words, that person's going to die early. But eventually everybody I know is going to die.
>> Parker: Eventually everyone's gonna die. And you're going to be on like a burnout husk of a planet because there's nothing you can do to die.
>> Parker: I'll be like, I'm.
>> Freddy: That I use that my advantage, man. Like if you just like did some crazy. If you told the right person whou. I can't die. I don't know. They probably fucking use your experiment on you.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Freddy: You don't no movie Mickey 17 I want to see.
>> Parker: Right? You don't want to tell them that. You don't want to.
>> Freddy: You can't listen.
>> Parker: I'm immortal. We. The movies Highland in the Highllander movie series has taught us that you can't just go around pimping out that your immortality. You gott like change. You got to move. You got.
>> Freddy: They gonna experiment on you, right?
>> Parker: Because they're going to find you. They're goingna be like, what's up with this guy?
>> Freddy: Let's find out.
>> Parker: Let's cut his face off and see what happens to it.
>> Parker: It'll grow back, right?
>> Parker: And then when it grows back, they're like, oh, let's see, if we cut off the bone underneath, what would happen? It's the whole thing. You don't.
>> Parker: Yeah, but I mean, let's say you're 900 years old. You know how to defend yourself. That's why that had nobodyuck with the Highlander because he knew how to around a fucking kata.
>> Parker: Yeah, he did.
>> Parker: Broad sword, you know, he's 900 years old and had that same fuck accent all 900 years.
>> Freddy: Yeah, all over the worldse.
>> Parker: That's how. That's part of the Cat from the Highlands.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: No, no, immortality or. Alan, you're taking immortality.
>> Parker: no, no, no, Fred, fuck it.
>> Freddy: Give it to me.
>> Parker: I'm not taking that shit, man. It's too much trouble.
>> Parker: I don't want to be immortal.
>> Parker: The problem is. See, that's the thing. I think I do think, like if you were immortal or they were like, listen, you can't die like you said you would take some fucking risks. Like y. Because you knew they wouldn't be risk, like do whatever you want, knowing you could go to jail. They go to jail for a hundred years. Like, cool, whatever. I'm just gonna.
>> Parker: Y you go to jail, get killed and then wake up, you bur or something and wake up and be like, I right?
>> Parker: Or like, kill me. Yeah, just kill me. Cops and then you.
>> Freddy: Yeah, I won super streng with it too, though. I want super stre too much.
>> Parker: Ask can. No super strength.
>> Parker: Okay. To throw super strength in the deal, you have to have a micro penis forever.
>> Freddy: O, come on.
>> Parker: So immortal, in perfect shape. Can't get sick. Tiny stre super strength, but not on the way.
>> Parker: Or what about super strength? But you can't live forever.
>> Parker: Yeah, I take that.
>> Parker: Yeah, I take the super strength and can't live forever.
>> Parker: I already pretty much have super strength. Yeah, for a 10 year old I'm pretty strong.
>> Freddy: Y, but.
You find yourself in a burning building with only time to rescue either baby or stranger
>> Parker: All right, so I got one more and we'll take quick break before we figure out the rest of our things. And this is an easy one, Fred. I'd like to think this is an easy one. This may be the hardest one of all. All right. And Alan, get ready. This has got twists and turns galore, okay? And there's a lot of math on this one. so, Fred, you find yourself in a burning building with only time to rescue either a crying baby or an unconscious stranger. Oay the twist, right? The baby has a 50% chance of growing up to be a ruthless dictator while the stranger has a 50% chance of curing, discovering the cure for cancer. Who do you save now that you.
>> Freddy: Know the snakes I'm getting? I don't leave both of them in body.
>> Parker: No, I'd save the dude.
>> Parker: I saved the.
>> Parker: Yeah. Do has 50%. He's gonna get cancer. He's, gonna, you know, say, fix cancer. The other one has 50%. Being a dick or.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. Dict.
>> Parker: Alan would grab them both, get to the door, and then punt the baby back inside.
>> Parker: Oh, hell yeah.
>> Parker: This will teach you baby.
>> Freddy: You baby.
>> Parker: It'd be like, come, pal.
>> Parker: Exactly by like, oh, a little pretty baby. Down the hill, right down the Y. That's exactly it. All right, well, we're going to throw this show down the hill. We'll take a quick break. We'll be back with more of the BLC podcast right after this. The Black lkoln Collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
Welcome back to the Black lkoln Collective podcast. We're so glad you're still here
M. Welcome back to the Black lkoln Collective podcast. We're so glad you're still here. We had a great break. I think Fred's back. Did we? I. It bet I did so many vacations during that break. Minutes. Minutes of vacations all over the world. All over the world and back. So welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad you're still with us on this, the 180th edition of the Black l Elected Podcast. And Fred, like we said earlier, we decided we're sticking with our pop culture roots today.
>> Freddy: Y.
>> Parker: And you brought to the attention of the group and the collective a thing that has to be seen to be appreciated.
>> Freddy: Right.
>> Parker: Which is great, since this is an audio podcast.
>> Parker: Yes, it is podcast.
>> Parker: So that thing that you did that you were assumed you were going to talk about.
>> Freddy: Oh, I thought you were me. Yeah, so I. We were. My wife would. Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were hype it up, but was.
>> Parker: I love you. Your colorful descriptions.
>> Freddy: Yeah, we were. We were, you know, looking on the thing and trying to find something to watch, and we're looking at the new movies that released and we saw, She saw. She's like the Little Mermaid. She's like. Because you. Sometimes they'll put old movies on the new releases because they just. And I was looking at it. I was like that don't. Don't look.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Freddy: I was like, yeah, she's sitting on a pile of skulls.
>> Parker: Cool.
>> Freddy: I looked at. I looked at the release date and it was 2024. And it's. It is The Little Mermaid. Soide to watch trailer. Yeah. Oh, Disney. Is it Little Mermaid?
>> Parker: Think so.
>> Freddy: I thought.
>> Parker: I thought it's Little Mermaid too.
>> Freddy: It's the Little Mermaid. So, like, I don't know. That's what she. That was her question'like what about the copyright and stuff? I was like. I was like, I have no idea.
>> Parker: Brief unity.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: I'm sure it does. Ah. I don't like those teeth.
>> Parker: I think I found something.
>> Freddy: We ve discovered a town incantation against evil.
>> Parker: Spir it up. You should mute it. Bread Allen and we can some pieces. Right. I'll be this white guy. I got this thing. Look at this. What m am. I'm walking. I gotta take a shit. I met this girl. Her teeth don't look like mermaid teeth.
>> Freddy: She's the Nebraska.
>> Parker: Yeah. She was like open water. Where application. Yeah, it's a merman. M m Soidsrmaids galore. Oh, no. She's been around 5,000 years. Still hot though. Maybe she ye no work.
>> Freddy: All play makes.
>> Parker: There she comes.
>> Parker: Now she's mad. And that's obviously a mermaid shrine on the land'why wouldn't it be? And then he's got a stick.
>> Parker: See? Basically, everybody's telling him that it's a meid y.
>> Parker: Like, they're like, she has flippers. She's not good for you.
>> Freddy: Help me.
Disney is making a new live action version of The Little Mermaid
I'm trying to kill everybody. But they're trying to kill me.
>> Parker: I feel like they should have named it something just a little different. I mean. Yeah, but I mean, props to them for like doing that. Like, can wee. Can we make a movie called Iron?
>> Freddy: It's not. It's not the.
>> Parker: Or is it Little Mermaid?
>> Parker: It says the Little Me.
>> Freddy: The Little Mermaid.
>> Parker: Yeah, but mermaid. Or is Disney Little Mermaid?
>> Freddy: I don't know what I Mermaid.
>> Parker: B.
>> Freddy: Actually, I don't know. So evidently there's a lot of.
>> Parker: Here's why. Okay.
>> Parker: This littler.
>> Parker: The original story of the Little Mermaid in Danish Deanrau by Hans Christian Anderson, published in 1837 is in the public domain. However, animated film adaptation is not and has copyright protections. so.
>> Parker: So they can't make it like the other one.
>> Parker: Assuming it doesn't have a lot of singing and small cartoon fish in and.
>> Freddy: A lot oct can put se which right?
>> Parker: I mean, it might still have that which.
>> Freddy: Se.
>> Parker: Let me take this. Damn it, boy.
>> Freddy: This is what she was.
>> Parker: She was that.
>> Freddy: You're 100% she.
>> Parker: Yeah. She was't know you're 100% right. She was half octopus, half witch. Total 100% lady. That's all you need to know. Po.
>> Freddy: Unforunately, That soul.
>> Parker: How did you think? Did you watch the new one, Fred? Did you and the kids in the family watch a new Little Mermaid?
>> Freddy: Yeah, with my live action one right wing father.
>> Parker: Oh, how is that?
>> Freddy: Yeah, you loved it. Black Little Black mermaid is what he called it.
>> Parker: It's like a fish can t be black. What the does that mean?
>> Freddy: Is she black?
>> Parker: The.
>> Parker: Oh, really? Yeah, like cartoon mermaid.
>> Parker: And the girl who plays Ariel is African American and she's like a beautiful girl, great singer. There's nothing wrong at all. Well, the deal is did that and people are mad because she's not because the. The made up character is the made up color that they thought that she was. Because white people drew her for 15,000 years.
>> Freddy: Right?
>> Parker: Yeah, I mean like not they ma.
>> Freddy: They mad too now Snow. whites getting a live action.
>> Parker: Oh,
>> Parker: What? I heard something about that, but I think it's because they don't like the actress because Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman.
>> Freddy: She'not. She's not white. I don't. I'm not sure what she is, but she's. She's not white.
>> Parker: So. Actually I seen though I didn't see that, but I saw it on YouTube. The. Was it on YouTube? The preview? I didn't see the preview, but I saw the thumbnail for Lilo and Stitch. So they re making that a live action movie.
>> Parker: Making everything they got to make. They don't have anything new.
>> Parker: So are they big? Is it like live action or is it AI?
>> Parker: I'm sure it's bit live people and then robots and shit. I hope it's robots.
>> Freddy: She's col cool. It was Rachel. Rachel Ziggler.
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, I see. But she was in Hunger Games and she.
They said it was radicalized to check every box that they can
She's not a good actress. Ye, she's.
>> Parker: They said it was radicalized to check every box that they can to the right people.
>> Parker: Oh yeah, that's rightuz. Even the dude from from Game of Thrones was like, man, they took the little people out of it, right?
>> Freddy: Yeah, they took the do out of it.
>> Parker: Of it. It was like.
>> Freddy: Well, no, he was bad because they took saying that they dav. He was saying that they.
>> Parker: They said that she's Hispanic. She's a Hispanic actress. But apparently in the story, her skin was quote, as white as snow.
>> Freddy: Right?
>> Parker: So they were like, oh, she can.
>> Parker: Of course it was'white as snow. That bitch been sleeping for years. She hadn't seen the sun in years.
>> Parker: They're super mad that she is of Latin Descent.
>> Freddy: Yeah, y.
>> Parker: You get it? You get it. Oh, look, the Black Linkoling collective comedy podcast, chimes in on our comments and says the BLC sucks. Well, fuck you. So asshole.
>> Parker: We actually, we hate ourselves. We hate ourselves.
>> Freddy: Obviously self deprecating.
>> Parker: You've listened long enough, you know that we right. So there you go guys. So. Yeah.
Fred: We've been looking at the newest movies coming out this year
Well, Fred, is there anything else in the pop culture realm of the world that you're feeling up?
>> Freddy: Yeah. So we've been looking at the the newest movies. The movies that current coming out this year. I think we talked about some of them. I'm just gonna go down the list and you can stop me if you want to talk about them. Superman. It'coming my boy.
>> Parker: Right?
>> Freddy: No.
All right, so Alan and Fred, you tell me in or out on these
>> Parker: All right, so Alan and Fred, you tell me in, in or out on these. I'm out.
>> Freddy: Superman. Yeah, I'm in. I'I gotta see it. I gotta see it.
>> Parker: That's the dude from the guy who's producing it is the g Guardians of the Galaxy dude, right?
>> Freddy: Oay, yeah. James Gunn. Yeah. yah, dude. Who'playing Superman is? I don't know.
>> Parker: I don't know. The gu.
>> Parker: Superman.
>> Parker: I have no idea who he is.
>> Parker: I know the do so maybe All.
Next movie coming out is Thunderbolts which is set in another universe
All right, next one.
>> Freddy: 28 years later. I think we talked about that one.
>> Parker: I'm in on that.
>> Freddy: I'in on that one. Fantastic Four for no, I mean.
>> Parker: I've been screwed by Fantastic for.
>> Freddy: I'm gonna see it.
>> Parker: I mean, I mean I would like to see it, but I don't think.
>> Parker: It'I'Ll see it when it's gonn.
>> Freddy: I think it's go goingna be set in a different universe like and somehow I'm saying because the buildings and the cars are all like weird looking and it's still looks like the'kind of like the 50s, know I'm saying. So I believe it's some kind of.
>> Parker: new m. It's one of those wacky universes.
>> Freddy: Right. And that's coming out July 25th. It's a big year for movies. how to train your dragon. The live action.
>> Parker: Oh, okay. See live.
>> Freddy: Interest. I like, I like dragons. I like turtles.
>> Parker: Parker one saw dragon.
>> Parker: I'm beng Gary is seven True. True. All right, well, I mean that's so far those are pretty good. Like yeahunderbolbo.
>> Freddy: Thunderbolts is it's like the, the, the knockoff superheroes from Marvel. So like the Red Guardian ghost from Ant man two. Bucky Oay Shitty Captain America from Falcon and Winter Soldier. Yeah, yeahna but I don't know it like I think it'snn like yeah, likeview. Yeah, the Red Guardian. He's just he's fucking hilarious.
>> Parker: What's his name? Bucky's a state senator. He's like yeah. In the elevator like.
>> Parker: So maybe it'll be worth it.
>> Freddy: Like, I mean I think it's gonna be good. And then in the preview they showed like they teased Galacticus.
>> Freddy: Okay, so like that's a. That's another big like super viillain so like oh yeah, that's gonna be good. About Snow White. New Jurassic Park.
>> Parker: Another one, Another one.
>> Freddy: Another. Yeah, it's. This is a juic Jurassic World Rebirth O They're going. They're going back to the party life way. No, this is a whole new cast. Yeah, Scarlett Johansson, Mahersala Ali. those are the two big names leading the film.
>> Parker: Right.
>> Parker: all right.
>> Freddy: The Minecraft movie.
>> Parker: Kids are very excited to see that.
>> Freddy: Y J Kids are very excited. Yeah. I don't understand it.
>> Parker: I mean maybe it'll be one of them. I got nothing else to watch. Maybe I'll watch it.
>> Freddy: Yeah, exactly.
>> Parker: Now they want to for it. I'm sure it'll be great.
>> Freddy: Right, and the last one is Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning.
>> Parker: Yeah, I got to watch it, man, because I've watch yeah, the last one.
>> Freddy: Was pretty good, man. Like.
>> Parker: Yeah.
>> Parker: And they ended it like I had.
>> Freddy: No idea that it was Aerither know they're gonna break it into two Ye o Ah.
>> Parker: Okay, so this is a continuation.
Fred: I get scared at scary movies in my old age
>> Parker: When they went and I was like oh.
>> Freddy: Yeah.
>> Parker: So what, what are you most excited for, Fred?
>> Freddy: most excited for, I don't know, probably Superman. I mean even though I know it's go goingn suck, I just know it's goingn suck. But I mean I would like to.
>> Parker: See 28 years later. I think that'll be good. M h. And you never know. Superman might not.
>> Freddy: I get scared at scary movies. Yeah, they're scary jump in my old age.
>> Parker: Yeah, well, you know, you gott. You always got to watch your back nowadays. That's the thing, friends. When you're young, you don't. You haven't made as many enemies. So when you're young, you're like, I can do things with reckless abandon. Never got to check my back. Now I'm like, somebody's always breathing down my neck. Always, always looking to always check out check your back. So yeah, I'm ready thing I did.
>> Freddy: 10 years ago's right?
>> Parker: Hey, you never know. One of these daysbod's gonna pop up and be like, hey, I'm your kid again. And I'm like, no, got go look over there. Poltergeist. And fucking gotta go. So you'll never see me run faster. So there you go, guys. Well, guys, I hope you had a great week. I hope you enjoyed our show. We'll be back next week trying to get that donegh. Ll see you next time.
>> Freddy: He'a poet and didn't know it.
>> Parker: That's all right. Take a shit and then that's it. The end of the show. Good night, everyoney.
>> Freddy: Good.
>> Parker: We are laughing and we are very good friends. Good buddy, sharing a special moment.
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. This game over.
>> Parker: Just hang loose, blood. she gonna catch up on a reboot out the Met to the ch.
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
>> Parker: I't know what it.
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks. Asa, vista, baby. Goamn. Don't worry, nobody's listening. Anyway, as you know, I'm a man of special needs. Surely you can't be serious.
>> Parker: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.