After being named Upstate SC Local Podcast of the Year by The Post and Courier, the Black Lincoln Collective proves the trophy was earned — or at least not misplaced — with Episode “The Yam Can Scam.” Parker, Fred and Allan tumble into the deep end of supermarket weirdness, exposing a hidden world of canned yams, bogus labels and snack-based scams. Parker opens with what seems like a normal grocery rant, but soon the real mission surfaces: uncovering the “yam can” underworld. Fred pivots to building a business plan for “Yam Co.,” complete with slogans and counterfeit sweet potatoes. Meanwhile, Allan tries to steer the ship away from total anarchy — and fails. Through faux-serious breakdowns of marketing strategy, food fraud and holiday side-dish trauma, the episode holds a mirror up to consumer logic and finds it missing. Recognized as the region’s top local podcast, this three-man team uses their win as permission to go even further off-script — and it pays off. “The Yam Can Scam” is as ridiculous as it is clever, a perfect example of how star-power (and a good local award) doesn’t stop you from being gloriously absurd.
Celebrating the Upstate SC Local Podcast of the Year award while still refusing to act professionally
The concept of “The Yam Can Scam” — canned yams as symbol and absurdity
Grocery marketing, food labels and consumer gullibility
Parker’s elevated yam philosophy vs. Fred’s start-up fantasy vs. Allan’s moderating disaster
How winning a local podcast award simply lets you escalate the chaos
The hosts debating whether canned yams qualify as vegetables or crimes against taste.
Fred sketching his business plan for “Yam Inc.” — complete with logo ideas and disaster projections.
Allan sighing in the background as Parker explains the “yam industrial complex.”
The trio concluding that the only way to beat the scam is to join it.
The trophy moment: they won, they celebrate, they immediately sabotage any serious celebration.
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Fancy in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night soon.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, don't be fun! We can stay up late, swap and mail the stories in the morning.
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I'm making b*tch!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the Celtery sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the game show.
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 212th edition of the BLC podcast
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where Prowley Broadcast live from the Polatial EC studio scattered
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whole across the upstate of South Carolina.
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And you can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime on YouTube,
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Instagram, Facebook, Blue Sky, TikTok!
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Take care of your favorite podcast platforms.
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And of course, at americafavorparkcast.com, don't forget that.
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And now it's the skipper to my captain, his friend.
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Eeeeeee!
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What is that hat you're wearing, by the way?
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It's, it's, uh...
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I love it. First, it's a traditional, uh, road island.
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Oh, oh yeah, I forgot about the traditional road island scooter hat.
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Light, lighthouse, uh,
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Ah.
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Occupants head.
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Sure.
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So, like...
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So, if you, if you go to a white house, a white house.
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Yeah, you gotta wear these hats.
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How about Dominic?
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Yeah, well, gee.
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William DeFoe here went on in there.
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It does look like a William DeFoe.
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You know, that movie was on today.
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I saw that movie, but had to do it, and I was like, "Damn it, I'm gonna have to actually like...
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Yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but I would like to watch it as well."
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It's the light house.
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The light house.
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The light house.
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Yeah, but you wore an honor up.
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Another, another award, winning A24 for you.
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Hey, uh...
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And, uh, as usual, I would like to get to choose...
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Allaah!
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OTP.
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Us made.
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Yeah.
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Well-friend.
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It's ironic that you said something about an award-winning film.
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Yeah.
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Because I'm here to announce right now that we are not...
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No.
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...a one-time award-winning podcast.
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No.
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Not once.
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We are a two-time award-winning film.
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I...
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...deck the bag.
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Fucking dinner again, boys.
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I still don't know how.
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So, ladies and gentlemen, of course, who else would win the best podcast in the Upstate of South Carolina?
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Two years in a row.
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Except the black linker collected pocket.
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You'll see.
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And I feel like...
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...can I actually got a call?
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You like it?
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You really like it?
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I was like, "I'm not buying your scam magazine, lady."
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And she's like, "No, I'm a real reporter from the news."
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And I was like, "You know what I'm saying?
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You're not."
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It's funny, because last year we tried and we tried to sell it.
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And we told everybody about this year, we're like, "Ah, go fuck yourself."
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No, we told you about it.
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We didn't really...
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We didn't run a big, big of a campaign as we did last year.
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We said that this year, the total votes were over 45,000.
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Not for...
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Not for...
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...over all in the whole...
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It might have been a thank you problem if you did that.
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And all your sheep for all those votes.
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But no, she was...
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I could use that.
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"Milesee!"
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"Milesee!"
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But no, she was...
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No, lady was super nice and she was like, "Hey, you got a...
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...is real for real?"
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It's just like, "You got a post-buyer reporter?"
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I got contacted by the post-in-currier and whatever marketing person.
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Because she left a voice...
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She left a contact form on our website saying, "Hey, congratulations, you won.
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Call me, we'll talk about the next steps."
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So I was like, "What?"
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"We won."
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"Yeah."
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I'm scared now.
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I don't know if I really like this now.
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I don't want to go too public, yeah.
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Don't worry.
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They didn't give it out.
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"Milesee!"
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Now the problem is next year, we're going to be like,
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"We have to win three for three."
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I know what newspaper this is.
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This is that newspaper, you go to the gas station and they have the newspaper stand.
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You don't take money because you're all free.
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And that's us.
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We'll be out to cover it.
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I don't even know if this is a real newspaper.
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I just know it's about like, what say we six but...
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What was that magazine we ran?
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"Boyser."
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"Boyser."
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"Boyser."
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"Boyser."
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"Boyser."
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"Boyser."
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So we fucking did it again.
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I don't know how.
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I don't know how we did it the first time.
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And I told him, I was like, "You know, we've been last year, too."
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And I told him, "Well, we gotta talk about your plaque and all this stuff."
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"R-Wack."
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"R-Wack."
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"What? You're a Dennis bitch, funny, you old."
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"Look at that seat."
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"She can see a good thing."
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"No, we're not getting a plaque, guys. I'm just gonna let you know."
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"Let's be quiet."
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"Let's be quiet ourselves."
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"Let's be quiet."
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"I was like, "Oh, man."
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"He sent me a pricey for the plaque, we ain't getting it."
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"I've never had a plaque."
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"I've never had a plaque."
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"You know what? Where are you, one friend?"
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"Yeah."
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"Get me a plaque."
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"One."
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"One."
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"Now, back to back."
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"Everybody in my family here in Plex."
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"So I feel like the least we could do is get a plaque for ourselves."
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"900 dollars for a plaque, though."
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"Yeah, and that's what it is."
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"No, no, no, we get the $9 one."
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"Yeah, we're gonna buy it all in Plex."
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"I'll get a piece of wood and scribble it on there that you're the winner."
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"We'll bring out a plaque."
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"We'll bring out a plaque."
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"We'll bring out a bunch of dribble."
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"Yeah, exactly."
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"I'll do some wood burnings for it."
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"It's gonna be fucking awesome."
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"So, yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
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I do want to seriously thank you guys all for voting for us.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for voting against us, if you voted against us.
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"I don't-- I wish I could see--
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[APPLAUSE]
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I wish I could see within myself what you see in me.
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Right, exactly.
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"Just because it's so non deserving."
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Right, again, we'll see that's the thing.
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And that's what makes it great, Fred,
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is we didn't deserve it last year.
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We didn't deserve it this year.
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We definitely don't deserve it.
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'Cause we've gotten worse, I think.
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You know, we're not better.
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We're never gonna get better.
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That pressure-washing guy's gonna be pissed.
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I fucking hate this guy, though.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I don't even know if they were on the ballot this year.
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They might have given it a bit.
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Yeah, 'cause they don't even look at the ballot, I mean.
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Yeah, that life coach, ladies, got to be back.
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Oh, she was on it.
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Let's see, let me see if I can find something.
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How do I keep getting big buddies, guys?
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Yes.
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Who the f**k are these guys?
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They're retarded.
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I hate them so much.
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I said the R-word.
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I'm so bad.
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I can't be a life coach anymore.
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Look what it's doing to me.
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I'm there, then.
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I can't believe they would do this, though.
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I just, it's a total surprise.
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I had no idea.
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Oh, no, dude, trust me.
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I did not expect that call.
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I think I put the thing out one time, saying that I'm old, bro.
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I did it for my birthday, and I said, please.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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You do it like past three times.
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I shared yours.
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Well, yeah, that has no-one.
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And that was it.
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You know on Facebook, they have the thing where it's like, hey, help my birthday by donating
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to charity or whatever.
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Yeah, you have to do that, you've got to vote.
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Yeah, I was like, instead of donating to charity and sit kids, please do this and stay.
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I'm super f**k.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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No, we beat, you know what?
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We beat a whole new f**king group.
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Well, we beat Rocky Reinvention by Karen Friedland, which Karen Friedland, you are.
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What?
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Holy shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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I just say, oh, I'm good.
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No, I'm just, you know, I know.
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Karen Friedland is going to sue us.
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No, why?
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We don't know.
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If the whole gimmick is Rocky Reinvention, you know what?
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That's stupid stuff, eh?
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Well, we beat a whole new guy.
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I'm not going to sue you.
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I'm not going to sue you.
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I'm not going to sue you.
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I'm not going to sue you.
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That's stupid stuff, man
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We got the higher heard
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You get go come at us, bro, so come at us
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I don't know she came at us or not she we have more subscribers in her on YouTube
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Parker the man Parker of the black
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Time beat your ass champion
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We also be and get this and I don't know how we meet these people the
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Yeah, but they were they were last year they were they have sponsors
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They have father yeah, they have real but okay, okay, yes
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But one of them's a decaf coffee company
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How dare you
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Probably their own
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Winpy yeah, we'll be coffee. Yeah, we'll be coffee company
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You know, you know, man, I've got a trail
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It's my belly button
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So here's what I'm gonna do for Adam Allen you know, I now that I have information about these companies other people are competitors are
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Excuse me the losers
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I'm gonna reach out to all their sponsors. I support it and tell them
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Ditch the losers
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Win
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Post your horse up with a winner
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Bring that decaf coffee
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Fuck you decaf coffee
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Fuck decaf coffee
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Everybody who lost
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All of that is that we're not even bringing it up. We're not even talking about no much matter. We are these people
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We're talking about how shitty they are
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No, okay, seriously trail upstate trail talks. You're all right and Karen Freeland
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You're not too bad
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You know, you know, you know, here's how I'm gonna to make it even I'm gonna subscribe to her YouTube channel right now
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Come in on every one of her videos that says you are a
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He and this
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These
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Start
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He's like a peaceful guru of stuff she can't buy like a nice white lady. What's he?
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I'll be honest with you. She is
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I don't know that she looks nice
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No, she looks
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She looks like high maintenance
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All right, let me share my screen with all viewers at home. Yeah, this is our friend
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Our favorite light and we're not judging. We don't judge people about it. We don't judge here. I'm gonna play a video
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I thought she had a mole in a foe here, but that's my dirty screen. She's great
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Great for her. You know, look we watch this for the
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Posting career
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Look at that and now I never have to watch your videos again, right see and see you here, right?
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You're gonna keep popping up on your
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No as soon as I
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You know the peacemaker
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Drunk with power
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He's like go fuck yourselves
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Alan you made your way not know this, but this is how elections work
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You're like oh, yeah, we're all gonna be friends. We're gonna reach our hands out across the aisle
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And then once you win you're like take away all your health care
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There you go war let's go to war with everybody
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So anyway friend no congratulations to us, you know, congratulations everyone that participated
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All right, Kraus all categories like y'all for voting if you're listening which you should winters
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We will see you at the winners party that we've been invited to
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That's what it's in December that's correct
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We have been invited to the winners party of what of the thing we won
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Was it one day they're throwing us a party? It's gonna be all the local celebrities in us. It's gonna be a bunch of people in shirt
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And
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Nigel Roberts
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Nigel Robertson is not gonna be there. He probably won
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Nigel Robertson they might you don't know
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I
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He said go to his
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Alan's brother
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Shorter than you think but
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You know what friend of the show
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No
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Not enemy of the show which we
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Yeah, we can meet I don't know any of these people well one of them we can meet the best radio personalities
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Which are either Chris Lee do you know who that is?
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No, it's for radio personalities are us
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Bill Ellis I know who that is from Ellison Bradley. Yeah, that's Bradley also from Ellison Bradley
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Oh, what if one of them wanted it tore their relationship apart?
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Bill Fready Rob Brown who's a sports guy
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Rob Dempsey who I've never heard of or Cara Servanties
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All to celebrate us
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Yeah, they're all gonna be there for us
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December 10 December the 10th
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Yep, okay, you think I'm kidding you thought I was just pulling a date out of my hand
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Why because we're gonna be celebrated
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No, we want to play well I'd to bring our old black
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I'm not paying $900 for a fucking black Alan. I'm sorry. We have it you got the buy this economy
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I guarantee you go that we're gonna have to buy it to you. No, it's free
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It's free. I got the invite right here. No way. I swear to God
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We're the winners, bro winners get treated like royalty in America
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Can shine my fucking boots. Okay, where is it gonna be like a big job?
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This is gonna be like a MacDowl party
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No, I don't know about you. You might some MacDowl. You're coming to America
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We can't talk about this live on the air
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We're gonna have to serve the drink
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We're gonna have to serve the drinks
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Very real possibility
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We aren't going to party
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We got to serve the drink
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I guess I'm playing for you
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Congratulations, Joe
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It was a good class
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I got something planned for you
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Yeah
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Yeah, they're like we're exact
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We're here at 540 million black
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We're in black pants
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This is the dinner for smug type party
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Oh, I don't know what it is
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I feel like it is
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I'm into it
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Hey, it's gonna be great, dude
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Chris Justice might be there
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No, come on, man
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I know, dude
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Malaccharides
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These are just some of the names that could be
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I want to get them to sign my weathervane
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Well, let's get them
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Dude, if you bring that fucking thing with you
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I will bake sure that you sign
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I will be everything I can do
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I'm sorry about weathervane
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I don't know who else is going to be there
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But it's going to be great
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You know, one of the places
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You know, for an important one for me
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We are
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Is best apartment community
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So either
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I am apartment community
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Of one of these seven places is going to be there
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I don't know
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The whole fucking
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The whole fucking building
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The whole lot of them is coming
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Can't wait
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Oh my god
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Wow, these gonna be like a
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Boteil six ballroom
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No, it's not
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It's really not
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It says the back of an Arby's
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Back of an Arby's
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Back of the Wendy's
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We can have the leftover monkey meat
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Yeah
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It would be Arby's actually
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Yeah, we got this
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But yeah, congratulations once again to us
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We need that anymore
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Anything else
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Hey
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The whole point of this was to say
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Alan
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Yeah, now
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I feel like now that we won
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Again, put the second time in a row
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Fuck you again, everybody else
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We need to really class this show up
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Yeah, we should
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And I feel like the only way to truly honor
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Our two-time victory
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Is for you, Alan, to play the clip
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I instructed you to play earlier
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So please play the clip
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Please gentlemen, classy
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The clip
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The classic clip
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Oh, no, it's not in Alan, it's not all
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Oh, oh
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With them from the two-flace one day
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These are just some of the accolades we've received this year friend
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There's the one going up I feel like
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All right, that's enough
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We can't do that
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Congratulations to us once again
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Congratulations to all of our listeners
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Because you know what?
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Maybe we could five us
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You're all winners too as far as I'm concerned
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We couldn't have won this without your support
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No, we shouldn't
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We shouldn't
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We shouldn't have won it
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Oh, shit
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This is why we're all doing that
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I didn't mean
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I never got to tell you, friend, I might have made a deal
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What the hell, man?
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Congratulations on this
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It's a big deal
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What the hell
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Well, you
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It cost me, friend
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It cost me one big chainy
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Well, yeah, the questioner
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Are you guys taking nominations for the BLC whole thing?
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Yeah, of course
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Oh, I love the way
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I got an nominee if I can
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I mean, we'll hear you out, we have to vote on it, of course
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I think we should nominate my best buddy
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Fred
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He just came down to visit
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Well, he came down to eat you
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I thought I'd go have a party where he came
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No, well, he showed up and
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He started talking about invading
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The other side of hell and all that
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You know, as he was at the already-ostatio, he kind of kicked his ass
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Sounds about real
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I think we should nominate him for the whole famous since he mentioned him
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I think we should nominate him for the BLC whole of shame
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Yeah, there's a big shame
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He's carrying that ass around with him
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Well, I mean, he's got to-
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Out of athletes, athletes, athletes
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Yeah, I mean, he's got more deaths than Steven Sedale and Chuck Mordon
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True, that's true
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You really can't argue with that, Fred?
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When it comes to on-screen murder, he's up there
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Yeah, he's up there
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He's got his best friend
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He is one of the people that's got away with shooting a lawyer
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In the face, and then the lawyer of Paula Des
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that was cool
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Well, they're probably both work for you know
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That guy was a dick
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You know, you always-
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You never know what I mean, how he paid it
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I don't know, I don't want to know
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That's not talking about-
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No, that ain't that dick
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Well, say it, let me ask you a question
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How did you enjoy this last Halloween?
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Because I know that's a big day for you
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Our Halloween was all right, you know, everybody just be credit for it
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But I really am one with Christmas
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Well, I know you personally are
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Yeah, I mean-
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Well, that's just because you have a sense of wonder and enjoyment
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Oh, yes, I am wonder
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Yes, I mean, I do not do it
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Hey, what did you know that I-
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I got a Christmas party invitation from Fredy?
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Oh no, did you- oh, you're welcome
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- No. - Yeah.
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- I said, flaring and sickening,
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but apparently getting real quickly.
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- Freddie, Freddie wants to be got fingered.
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- I might've said from Dicky.
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- Oh look, that's real paper there Fred.
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You know this is real, he's got paper.
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- Paper.
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- He's a real Freddy.
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- This is the way,
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fighter be, please come to the body
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then we can do the,
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oh, I can't.
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- Yeah, no.
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- It's a forgery fake news.
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- No, no.
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- Did he sign it?
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Did he, did he notarize it?
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- It was just, from,
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- It's not a forgery, I mean, it's legally binding.
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You got to say,
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- Yes, Freddie, that's all,
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- Oh, it's all in that.
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- It's all, yeah.
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- They out, buddy, sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Don't show up at my house.
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I got a whole gallon of holy water,
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dump on you.
517
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,580
That's not what the kids are calling nowadays.
518
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,820
(laughing)
519
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,500
- You called it, you want it calling.
520
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,340
- Enough, enough.
521
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,660
(laughing)
522
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:02,980
- No, no, no, no.
523
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:05,220
- Hey, holy water.
524
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,420
- I'm a, you know.
525
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,220
- You've been rebuked, you gotta go.
526
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:10,820
(laughing)
527
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:12,980
- All right, he did it, he pulled his guard.
528
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,140
- Hold on, hold on.
529
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,220
- I was,
530
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,500
- Nice job, benefits for you.
531
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,340
- No, no.
532
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:19,980
(laughing)
533
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,420
- Oh, just the way Dick JD wanted it.
534
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:26,140
- Wow, well-friend, it's always great to see a friend.
535
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:27,420
- I believe.
536
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,860
- And now you gotta think, you know,
537
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,940
how many other podcasts that are award-winning
538
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,340
have Satanism on the red?
539
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:34,180
- Yeah.
540
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,020
- Probably.
541
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,100
- It possibly isn't that many, probably.
542
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,460
- Joe Rogan's show, I know it.
543
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,460
- Yeah, well, yeah.
544
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,100
(laughing)
545
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,460
- Well, we do that.
546
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,460
- Well, B.S.D. is with other people too, yeah.
547
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,460
- Sure, yeah, yeah.
548
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,020
We're not the only show in town, we get it.
549
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:50,140
- Yeah, I mean, before us, that was Dyn Amis.
550
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:50,980
- Yeah, sure.
551
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:51,820
- What was it called?
552
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,900
- It was a coast guy.
553
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:54,980
(laughing)
554
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:57,100
- That's a, Art Bell?
555
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,100
- Yeah, Art Bell.
556
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:58,940
- Art Bell, yeah.
557
00:24:58,940 --> 00:24:59,940
- Art Bell.
558
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,860
- I used to listen to close to coast, wouldn't it?
559
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,340
- Oh, I know, in the night.
560
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,660
You were just doing it in the night.
561
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,940
- What was that, what was that one?
562
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,700
It was sick, talc.
563
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,860
Right, I'm radio.
564
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:12,340
- Not that, but it was like,
565
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:13,340
- No. - She gonna do.
566
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,620
- But it was like that, yeah.
567
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,260
- Yeah, that's awesome.
568
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,980
- Yeah, Dr. Rueger has weird.
569
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:18,980
- That has weird.
570
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,300
- This is how you use that kind of stuff?
571
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,380
- The life.
572
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:22,420
- No, she's very,
573
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,420
- Dr. Rueger. - Yeah, Dr. Rueger was old
574
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:24,540
when we were young.
575
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,500
- Yeah, she was, but like,
576
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,900
- No, she dead.
577
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,460
- Dead.
578
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,700
- I don't know, probably.
579
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,540
- Right, or?
580
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:35,540
- Let's see, 1990s, Sujo Hanson.
581
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,460
Canada's no nonsense, sex lady.
582
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:41,140
- Ooh, looks,
583
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:41,980
it probably was.
584
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:44,140
She was just like,
585
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,500
oh, was it Ron Araskin?
586
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,500
Ron Araskin?
587
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,340
Ron Araskin?
588
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,660
- I can't, it was a dude in a,
589
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:50,900
in a cheat,
590
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,060
and I remember they just always talk about six,
591
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:55,220
and they have Carlos calling in and,
592
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,060
- Yeah.
593
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,860
- It was like, love lions.
594
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,860
I think that was the,
595
00:25:58,860 --> 00:25:59,860
- Yeah, it wasn't that like,
596
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:00,860
- I was, I was,
597
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:01,860
- I was,
598
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,860
- I was,
599
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,220
- Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause didn't they do it on MTV?
600
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,060
- Yeah, it was,
601
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:06,060
- Yeah. - Yeah.
602
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:06,900
- Okay.
603
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:07,900
- I never liked Dr. Rueger.
604
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,900
I was never,
605
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:09,740
- Yeah.
606
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:10,580
- I seem like a real dude.
607
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:12,260
- I was just young and like,
608
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,100
- Sure.
609
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:13,940
- And you're like,
610
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,780
- Yeah, I was.
611
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:15,620
- They talked about a titty,
612
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,620
- You were just imagining this.
613
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,620
- They were like,
614
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:18,460
- They said titty,
615
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:19,300
- I'm sure somebody said,
616
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,300
"Titty, I gotta go to the bathroom."
617
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,020
- Yeah. (laughs)
618
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,020
- Everyday.
619
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,360
- Yeah.
620
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,520
- No, I don't want,
621
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,980
it's weird to me that they do that,
622
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,140
and like, obviously, you know,
623
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:31,500
we're a podcast, right, from what I understand.
624
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,100
But like, - I'm sort of an eye-catching.
625
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:34,940
- We try to keep,
626
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:36,300
we try to keep it a bug board.
627
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:39,140
We're allowed to talk about what's happening.
628
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,740
- No, no, no, no. - No, it's,
629
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:41,580
- No, it's not,
630
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:44,020
- No, because it feels weird when they're like,
631
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,740
hey, cake collar.
632
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,020
- Oh, you want to know about a jacolation?
633
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,100
- Yeah, I thought they were gonna tell you.
634
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:50,940
- They're gonna tell you.
635
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:53,020
- They're gonna tell you.
636
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,220
- You must keep the jacolated time
637
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:56,540
to a few of us in this room.
638
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,500
- It does not make you blind though.
639
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,500
(laughs)
640
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,500
- I'll get,
641
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,860
- Yeah, she died last year.
642
00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:04,940
- RIP. - Last year?
643
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:05,940
- Yeah, last year.
644
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:06,780
- Last year.
645
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:09,340
- She must have been over 28.
646
00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,180
- She was 96.
647
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:14,020
- 96.
648
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,740
- Wow, was that a bad man?
649
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:16,580
- 96 years of band.
650
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:18,500
- They were a good help, healthy sex,
651
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,420
- That is true.
652
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,260
- That is true.
653
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,420
- There's been studies.
654
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,380
- How come I had to do it?
655
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:27,620
- Who didn't want to bang Dr. Ruth back in the day?
656
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,500
(laughs)
657
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,820
(laughs)
658
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,020
Back in the 40s.
659
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:35,380
- This is a regular club 54.
660
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,100
- And studio 54?
661
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:37,940
- Studio 54.
662
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,260
- Probably well, yeah.
663
00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,420
(laughs)
664
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,420
- It was a regular.
665
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:42,260
- Freaky Deaky.
666
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,100
(laughs)
667
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,220
- Yeah, that one, fucking, that,
668
00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:47,380
Tassel's owner did he?
669
00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:48,380
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
670
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:49,900
- Look at the beam!
671
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,540
- Like, what a shite is that?
672
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,540
- That is good by him.
673
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,340
- He was German.
674
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,380
- So, all right, Fred,
675
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:58,100
well great, great Dr. Ruth story.
676
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,500
I have a quick question for you.
677
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,740
We gotta get to this thing, gross.
678
00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:01,780
You wanna hear a gross story
679
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,020
or do you wanna tell me about your Halloween?
680
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,340
- Okay, I'll tell you about my Halloween
681
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,500
'cause I ain't no people's long with this one.
682
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,260
So, you know, Halloween was the...
683
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:11,660
- He doesn't remember a lot of it.
684
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:12,500
(laughs)
685
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,660
- Right.
686
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:17,420
Halloween was a couple weeks ago and we got invited
687
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,220
over to a friend's house.
688
00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:22,220
They were gonna set up in front of the driveway
689
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,860
and hand out candy to the trick of treaters.
690
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,780
And so, like, you know, we brought our kids
691
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,500
and we sent them off kind of early
692
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,100
so they could, you know, do the neighborhood
693
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,620
and then come back and then...
694
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:38,540
- Did you send them off without any supervision?
695
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:39,620
- Yeah. - Okay.
696
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,780
- Yes, we did.
697
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,780
I mean, - Probably,
698
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:42,780
- But, why? - Why?
699
00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:46,100
- This was the enclosed areas, one way in, one way out.
700
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,260
- Okay, you, oh, it's good.
701
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:50,660
- Like, it's a really good neighborhood.
702
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:52,860
- Okay. - So, like, you know, we weren't,
703
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,660
and it's not, it wasn't, like, huge.
704
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,140
- It's right, you know, we had it.
705
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,660
- Right, we all knew that.
706
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,180
(laughs)
707
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:02,900
- We all were just like...
708
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,740
- They go out for about an hour and a half
709
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,500
and get back and, you know,
710
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:09,340
we're all sitting and people are coming and stuff.
711
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,940
His neighbor came over and we're talking to them.
712
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:15,380
And the kids are playing and my youngest was like,
713
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,460
let's race and he took off running.
714
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:22,460
So, like, probably 50 feet from us,
715
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:25,660
like, from the yard, the curb and the yard,
716
00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:28,140
there's no sidewalk, there's just like a curb.
717
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:28,980
- Okay.
718
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,820
- And, at the end of their yard,
719
00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:35,580
it dips into a covert, like a storm drain.
720
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,700
- For those people who don't know what a covert is, friend.
721
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,660
- Yeah, it's kind of like a ditch.
722
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,580
- Yeah, no, well, it's a storm drain.
723
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,340
- It's like this trickle he did, yeah.
724
00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:44,460
- Yeah, it's a storm drain,
725
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:48,820
but this one has the big square cement top on it.
726
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,660
- Yeah.
727
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,500
- Okay.
728
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,340
- Yeah, okay.
729
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:54,420
- And so that he was running in the street
730
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:58,940
and then a car was coming and he jumped over,
731
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:03,020
didn't see that covert, tripped on it and smacked his head,
732
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:07,460
like, right on the, and like I said, we could see him.
733
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,780
- Oh, it makes it worse.
734
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,780
- We just thought he, yeah, we thought he just fell
735
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:12,060
on the grass, it's dark.
736
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,020
- Yeah, and you play laughing, you know?
737
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,460
- Yeah, the sun's gone down already, you know what I mean?
738
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,740
So it's dark.
739
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:21,380
And I see like his silhouette of him fall.
740
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:23,540
And everybody was just like, oh, Lucas fell.
741
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:25,260
You know, he started felling the grass.
742
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,100
- Right.
743
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,620
- And then he got up, yeah, he got up,
744
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,420
turned and started walking back with his head down
745
00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:34,060
and then he fell down the one knee
746
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:36,780
and then, you know, got back up and walked the slowly.
747
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,860
I was like, oh, shit, no, he's,
748
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:39,700
- Yeah, no, no, no.
749
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,540
- And he's hurt, he's hurt.
750
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,860
- Yeah, that's real now, yeah.
751
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,980
- Yeah, so I get up and I go over there to him and he's like,
752
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:47,820
bro, that's right, my nose broke,
753
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,940
I've read my nose, face is just covered in blood.
754
00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:53,580
- Well, as a dad, are you like, I'm not your bro, bro.
755
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,820
- Yeah, no, I was just like, no, you didn't break your nose.
756
00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:57,820
- No, you did.
757
00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,020
- Yeah, I was, I went go get it to Zad,
758
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,300
'cause he was, no, no, no, dude, yeah, when they're hurt.
759
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,820
- He looked fucked up, man, like seriously.
760
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:05,820
- You said that's picking me,
761
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:06,660
- And he did look messed up.
762
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:07,980
- So, did you do the,
763
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:10,340
did you do the dad being calm thing?
764
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,180
- It's all right.
765
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,180
- And then said,
766
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,020
- Yeah, I did, yeah, yeah, yeah.
767
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,540
- Oh, it's fucking definitely, I did, yeah,
768
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,380
that's exactly how it was.
769
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:21,820
And we got him inside to the bathroom and I'm cleaning him up.
770
00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:23,500
We didn't break any teeth.
771
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,340
- That's true.
772
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,100
- I was, by that time, I mean,
773
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,180
from the walk from the front yard,
774
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,580
- And save somebody there.
775
00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:30,420
- Yeah.
776
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:31,660
- Next issue,
777
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:35,940
from the walk from the front yard to the bathroom,
778
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:40,940
like he grew a fucking ostrich in the middle of his head.
779
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:45,060
So like his forehead was scraped,
780
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:47,300
like totally like in a circle.
781
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:51,460
It came down his nose, his nose was scraped.
782
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:54,780
- But something down, he fell and skidded on the thing.
783
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:55,860
- He skidded, yeah.
784
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:57,740
- He fell and skidded.
785
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,460
Like, he didn't,
786
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,700
- I think he had stuff in his hands.
787
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,940
- I'm sure he didn't know that he was about to go face versus.
788
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:05,180
- Yeah, he didn't know,
789
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,980
like I said, it was dark.
790
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:09,220
And so, you know,
791
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,820
I'm cleaning out the blood off of it.
792
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,260
I'm telling you know, it's not that bad.
793
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:14,580
He just got a real good goosey.
794
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:18,260
And by that time, he started to go like,
795
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,420
die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
796
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:21,940
- He sounded like daddy was gonna say.
797
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,780
- All right.
798
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:24,220
- Oh fuck, I was like,
799
00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:25,220
nope, that's it.
800
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:26,060
Time to go to house,
801
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:28,460
little bit of like that's a good question.
802
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:29,300
- Oh man.
803
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:30,460
- And yeah,
804
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:33,380
he was like seriously like loopy,
805
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,780
could not walk on his own.
806
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,020
So yeah.
807
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,540
So all in all,
808
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:44,700
he came out with a level two concussion and a broken wrist.
809
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,780
But like I gotta give it to the boy
810
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:49,060
because he did not cry.
811
00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:50,060
He did not cry.
812
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:51,540
He didn't,
813
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:52,980
like none of that.
814
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,700
And when we got to the hospital and, you know,
815
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,900
by the time it took him by the hour,
816
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,740
- Oh yeah.
817
00:32:58,740 --> 00:32:59,580
- to come back.
818
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:00,740
And I'm saying.
819
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,580
- Oh wow, that's scary.
820
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,580
- I was like,
821
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,500
you know, I was like, how bad is it hurt?
822
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,540
He's like, it don't hurt at all.
823
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,380
He, I was like, what?
824
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:09,500
He's like, no, it doesn't hurt.
825
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,820
I'm like, so if I do this,
826
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:13,820
- He was like,
827
00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:16,820
- He was like, no, he's like, no, it don't hurt.
828
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:17,660
I was like,
829
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:18,820
God dang, man,
830
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,460
I mean, that not was,
831
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,300
- Oh yeah, well he was like,
832
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,340
he was dressed as a unicorn all of a sudden.
833
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,340
- Yeah.
834
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:26,860
- And like,
835
00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:30,540
he started getting it like,
836
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,740
as soon as he got to the house,
837
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:33,340
people are like, you know,
838
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:36,380
oh, my wife took him to the hospital
839
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:38,660
and I stayed there with the twins.
840
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:39,500
And,
841
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,340
like 10 minutes and I was like, no, I can't,
842
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,180
I got to go,
843
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:44,460
I was like, can y'all keep them?
844
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,300
- Yeah, yeah.
845
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:46,140
- Yeah.
846
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:46,980
- I gotta go.
847
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:47,980
- I gotta go, I gotta go.
848
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:48,820
- I gotta go, I gotta go.
849
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,660
- I gotta go, I gotta go.
850
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,500
- 45 minutes by myself and home.
851
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,340
- Yeah.
852
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:53,140
- I gotta go home.
853
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:53,980
- Yeah.
854
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,820
- Yeah.
855
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,660
- For him.
856
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,500
- Yeah.
857
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,340
- Yeah.
858
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,180
- Oh, I just got,
859
00:33:58,180 --> 00:33:59,020
I gotta get to work.
860
00:33:59,020 --> 00:33:59,860
- Yeah.
861
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:00,700
- Yeah.
862
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,540
- Yeah.
863
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,380
- Yeah.
864
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:03,220
- Yeah.
865
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,060
- I feel like,
866
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:04,900
why are your parents thinking that?
867
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:05,900
I feel it.
868
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:06,740
- I feel it.
869
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:09,100
- I also have a bump.
870
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:10,700
- Yeah, I got a bump too.
871
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,540
- I got a bump.
872
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:12,380
- I got a bump.
873
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:15,060
- So he got,
874
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:17,100
he broke his wrist and like,
875
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:17,940
like I said,
876
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:19,940
love a two-toned cussure and the scar.
877
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,180
But it's been.
878
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,020
- I won't scar, man.
879
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:22,940
He's a kid, deal with me.
880
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,820
- Yeah, I'm hoping so like,
881
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:26,660
- He was getting it like,
882
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,020
'cause it was Halloween night.
883
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:28,860
- Oh yeah.
884
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,700
- And he came into the ER,
885
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,980
they were asking me up.
886
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:32,540
That's the realest cussure,
887
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:33,380
but I'm serious.
888
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,860
- Oh God, I was one of those guys.
889
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,700
- I was like,
890
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,580
and then the doctor comes in,
891
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,420
he's like,
892
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,260
"Damn, look,
893
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:40,100
you ready for Christmas?
894
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,100
"Rude off the red color."
895
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,100
- I'm like,
896
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:42,940
who are you?
897
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:43,780
- I'm a hairpin.
898
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:44,620
- Who are you?
899
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:45,460
- I'm a hairpin.
900
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,300
- I'm a hairpin.
901
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,140
- Yeah.
902
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:47,980
- But I would say,
903
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:48,820
oh, okay.
904
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,660
I call back.
905
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:50,500
- I'm a hairpin.
906
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,340
- I'm a hairpin.
907
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,180
- I'm a hairpin.
908
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,020
- Like, you know,
909
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:53,860
you that stone-cold bitch,
910
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,260
and we don't have a round here.
911
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,260
- I'm a hairpin.
912
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:58,260
(laughing)
913
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,100
- We love you, Karen.
914
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:01,940
- We love you.
915
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,940
- Just don't ever find me.
916
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:04,860
- Yeah, but yeah, that's so, yeah.
917
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,540
That was an event for Halloween.
918
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,380
- But he's okay.
919
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,220
It sounds like,
920
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,060
- He's okay,
921
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:09,900
yeah.
922
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:10,740
- He broke his wrist.
923
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,100
He's got a cast on it now.
924
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:12,940
- Do they think it's gonna be
925
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,020
it's like a surgery thing
926
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:14,860
or they have to wait for it?
927
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,020
- No, I don't think.
928
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,300
The dude said it was,
929
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:21,340
he said he broke it above
930
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:23,140
below the growth plate.
931
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,140
So,
932
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:24,980
- That's good.
933
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:25,820
- That's good.
934
00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:26,660
- And he said,
935
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:27,500
this,
936
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,340
he said he could see it,
937
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,500
but it's like,
938
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,140
it had to shift it.
939
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:31,980
- Okay.
940
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:33,380
- So I had like broken off.
941
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,220
It just broke.
942
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,060
- Right.
943
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,900
- It just broke.
944
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,740
- Good.
945
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,620
- It had vampire fingers.
946
00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:39,700
- He does have vampire fingers.
947
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,780
- Yeah, he had to get the vampire fingers.
948
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:43,100
- Yeah.
949
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,860
- Are they all vany?
950
00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:45,700
- Yeah.
951
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,540
- Yeah.
952
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:47,380
- Yeah.
953
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,700
- That's the thing.
954
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:49,540
- That's the thing.
955
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:50,900
- That's the power.
956
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:54,220
- I said this was a lighthouse hat.
957
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,220
It was a man hat,
958
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,380
hat the whole time.
959
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:57,220
- Yes.
960
00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,380
- Give me a blow.
961
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,940
- I've all those fucking Karen Freelens blonde.
962
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,940
(laughing)
963
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,540
- Poor Karen.
964
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:05,540
- This is my new show.
965
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,380
- Dude.
966
00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:07,860
- She's never gonna do this thing.
967
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:09,460
- She's rocking her reinvention right now.
968
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,620
- Yeah, she is.
969
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,460
- We're not doing that.
970
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,980
- We can't go listen to it after the meat and greek,
971
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,300
oh yeah, I can't find it.
972
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,660
- No, she's on a body because
973
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:18,660
the losers don't get to go.
974
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:21,060
(laughing)
975
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:23,660
(laughing)
976
00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,340
- Most fun show ever done for me.
977
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,180
Finally, to show my true colors, Fred.
978
00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,020
- No one.
979
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,860
- No.
980
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:32,940
- Oh, falls off.
981
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:33,940
- No, you know what?
982
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:35,100
I'm sure Karen is a nice lady.
983
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,180
She's rocking her reinvention.
984
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,180
I appreciate that.
985
00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:38,020
- She's well-informed.
986
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,860
- I appreciate her.
987
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:39,940
- She quit her nine to five job.
988
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:40,780
- Yes.
989
00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,820
- So she's have 87 subscribers on YouTube.
990
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:45,580
(laughing)
991
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:48,140
All right ladies and gentlemen,
992
00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,540
we're gonna take a quick break.
993
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,740
Alan, I would greatly appreciate if you would put
994
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:55,420
a promo for Karen Freelens radio.
995
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,100
And also for the Trail Dorks or whatever it's called.
996
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:01,220
Please put that in and we'll be right back with more
997
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,180
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998
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,340
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1016
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,160
- I'm like the Collective Podcast.
1017
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,240
I owe that people a long time.
1018
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,080
Welcome back.
1019
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,880
I owe the whole break, which is six hours.
1020
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,140
(laughing)
1021
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,480
(laughing)
1022
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,320
- What is this?
1023
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,840
(laughing)
1024
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,640
- Now to the 200 and 12th edition of the Black Link and Collective
1025
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,320
Podcast, ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure
1026
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,880
to introduce myself.
1027
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,400
- Hey, look at it again.
1028
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,560
- And because you know why Fred?
1029
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,840
Because it's time for our food segments.
1030
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,720
- And we knew all foods are--
1031
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,440
- And this week we're taking it a little different
1032
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,320
than we did last week, all right?
1033
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:26,320
So Fred, you know, we're, okay, let me ask you this.
1034
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,000
Would you rather go?
1035
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,480
'Cause we're gonna get to both.
1036
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,560
Baths, food, or fine dining?
1037
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,960
Which one would you like first?
1038
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,560
- Right.
1039
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,440
- Like if I had--
1040
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,040
- I don't eat a lot of--
1041
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,760
- Mm-hmm.
1042
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,160
- You don't eat a lot of--
1043
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,840
- You don't eat a lot of what?
1044
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840
- Edit it, Alan.
1045
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,200
- I don't eat a lot of fine dining.
1046
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,000
- I don't eat a lot of fine dining.
1047
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,120
- Oh yeah, yeah.
1048
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,280
- Okay. - So Fred--
1049
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,520
- Oh, that's me.
1050
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,840
- Well, we'll get to that, you don't worry.
1051
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,320
Fred, you know, there are a few feelings worse
1052
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:10,320
in the entire world than knowing you're being scammed, right?
1053
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,480
(laughing)
1054
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,240
- No one likes a scam.
1055
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:19,600
However, Fred, one of the reasons
1056
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,240
that you don't go visit fine dining restaurants
1057
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,960
is because they are forever scamming you.
1058
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,480
So we're gonna talk about a few ways.
1059
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,480
- Mm, okay.
1060
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,440
- All right, we're gonna talk about a few ways
1061
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,640
that you're getting scammed.
1062
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,240
Well, Fred, have you ever been to a nice restaurant
1063
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,320
where they didn't have prices on the menu?
1064
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,160
- Yes.
1065
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,800
- First of all, if I go to one of those and I'm paying,
1066
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,640
I'm not paying, I'm leaving.
1067
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,880
- Yeah.
1068
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,160
- If they don't have prices on the menu,
1069
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,720
that's not a good sign for me.
1070
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:55,200
- Yeah, I did that once and we did, we left.
1071
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,560
- How can you get the cheapest thing on the menu?
1072
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,800
If you don't know what it is, yeah.
1073
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,040
Anytime I go to a fancy restaurant,
1074
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,720
I'm like, I'll pick the cheapest thing.
1075
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,200
Like, and they're like, okay, so--
1076
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,200
- I'm being so--
1077
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,040
- So, no, actually this is what--
1078
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,440
- You want to do it?
1079
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,560
- Yeah, they're like, one plate of nacho chips,
1080
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,400
and I'm like, perfect, be air.
1081
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,360
(laughing)
1082
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,160
- Sixth misditu Dallas.
1083
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,160
- Doesn't come with salsa.
1084
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,720
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1085
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:28,720
It comes with our house to made a discured paray
1086
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,320
that's been fucking reduced down for 1000 hours.
1087
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,400
I'm like, that's called catch up bitch.
1088
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,200
And they're like, hey, and I'm like, hey!
1089
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,720
Now it is, how is Karen?
1090
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,280
- Hey! (laughing)
1091
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,040
- They're like, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1092
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,020
Woo-hoo!
1093
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,040
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1094
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:52,040
So, Fred, the goal of every restaurant, according to U.S.E. lecture,
1095
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:58,760
Dr. Jason Bull is to put the food first and the price second
1096
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,480
in the customer's mind.
1097
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:07,040
One way they do that is by literally listing the food first
1098
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,880
in the price second.
1099
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,700
I mean, duh.
1100
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:13,520
Another sneaky hack that they use to get customers
1101
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,040
to rack up a hefty bill is by setting an extremely high price
1102
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,560
point for one item so that everything else
1103
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,760
in my comparison seems cheaper.
1104
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,360
It's called anchoring, and it's incredibly effective
1105
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,000
according to someone.
1106
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,080
- Oh yeah.
1107
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,800
- According to that guy who always talks to President Trump.
1108
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400
- So the 64 ounce
1109
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,480
right away, the hundred, when I go to hot dogs,
1110
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,720
when I go to a skin's hot dogs.
1111
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,880
- $2.8.
1112
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,440
- Right, when I go to a skin's hot dogs,
1113
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,640
and they have the hundred hot dog challenge for $300.
1114
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,680
Or you go to one hot dog for $3,
1115
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,040
they're like, that looks like a pretty good deal, right?
1116
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,280
- Yeah, give me the one.
1117
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,800
- Yeah, like a pretty one.
1118
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,640
- No sauce.
1119
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,200
- How much for a hot dog?
1120
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,960
- That's it, how much do you want?
1121
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,920
How much to drink some of the hot dog water?
1122
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,040
- They said, "How about making a gun?"
1123
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,560
- I'll say about, I will get you stuff.
1124
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,400
- So yeah.
1125
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,760
(laughing)
1126
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,320
Just let me lick on one.
1127
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,400
Have you ever read a menu friend?
1128
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,880
Have you ever read a menu and thought you yourself?
1129
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,200
Wow.
1130
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,400
That sounds delicious.
1131
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,320
Well, there's a reason for that too, friend.
1132
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,040
The more, according to Harrington,
1133
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,520
who I don't know who that is, because the number's had
1134
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,000
earlier in the end of the thing.
1135
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,000
So according to Buck Harrington, bad CEO of something,
1136
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,160
Tom, at that part time, Tom,
1137
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,320
hard time CEO, Buck Harrington.
1138
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,560
- He's a food cop.
1139
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,720
- Tom, that's right.
1140
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,880
- According to Buck Harrington, Sergeant.
1141
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,040
- It's called Harrington.
1142
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,160
- He's a food police.
1143
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,760
- He's a food police.
1144
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,600
- He's got a black hair, it's called Buck Stuff.
1145
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,440
- Yeah.
1146
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,920
- It's called Buck Stuff.
1147
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,760
- Yeah.
1148
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,600
- Yeah.
1149
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,360
(laughing)
1150
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,200
- Well, according to major general Buck Harrington,
1151
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,800
the most descriptive, they're the more descriptive
1152
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,840
of the name, the more value people assign to it.
1153
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,640
It's not about what's on the plate, it's how it sounds,
1154
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,960
which is why we decided to make our podcast,
1155
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,640
the longest named award-winning podcast.
1156
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,480
- They have to.
1157
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,760
- And Jeff, the more ingredients.
1158
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,000
- The more ingredients.
1159
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,240
(laughing)
1160
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:29,960
We've got, we've garnished everything with micro-greaves.
1161
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,960
- Like the collective podcast.
1162
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,960
- This podcast has been aged for three years.
1163
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,280
(laughing)
1164
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,680
And it contains the verse,
1165
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,720
"Beautiful Muscles from Grandmas"
1166
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,880
- Yeah, and they're gonna have that.
1167
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,600
- We smoke it with the fire,
1168
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,760
we smoke it with the fire,
1169
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,760
we smoke it with the fire,
1170
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,760
we get it with the fire,
1171
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,600
we get it with the fire, we get it.
1172
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
(laughing)
1173
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,600
- Everything, everything inside,
1174
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,040
everything inside of our host
1175
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,440
has been thoroughly pickled over the years.
1176
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,160
- Yeah, pickled for 20 years.
1177
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,000
(laughing)
1178
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,280
- Brian's gonna brand you off.
1179
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,600
- Get ready for that.
1180
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,000
(laughing)
1181
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,080
- But you can't eat it after 9 p.m.
1182
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,080
So, so Fred, aside from the decadent sounding dishes,
1183
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,880
restaurants always try to play on,
1184
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,160
are also try to play on nostalgia
1185
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,400
with their description of dishes.
1186
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,520
So, a carefully worded description could load almost any dish
1187
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,960
with an emotional resonance,
1188
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,800
it's hard to resist according to global restaurant consultation
1189
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,360
company, Aaron Allen and Associates,
1190
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,400
that's a real thing, apparently.
1191
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,240
- Aaron Allen.
1192
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,520
- Diner's beware, Fred, and this is you
1193
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,640
if you go eat somewhere.
1194
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,880
That that tempting slice of grandma's apple pie
1195
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,880
you're about to order has probably been in a freezer for months.
1196
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,720
- Of course, yes.
1197
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,920
- And we've made fresh, yeah.
1198
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,160
- I watch the YouTube video about
1199
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,320
people how all the food is the same now.
1200
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,440
- Yeah, I've worked in restaurants for years, man.
1201
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,440
All of them cheesecakes and chocolate cakes,
1202
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,720
all this, and all frozen.
1203
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,600
We heated up a microwave.
1204
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,680
- Put them on a plate, put a little whipped cream on it.
1205
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,520
- That's what you're saying?
1206
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,400
- Sprinkle stuck and cracked,
1207
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,400
dust on it, chop the rest on it.
1208
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,400
- We used to, the way, well, actually they made theirs,
1209
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,280
but this is back when I worded it out back,
1210
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,960
they had the brownie, and like you would pay,
1211
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,600
like it was so good, 'cause the brownie,
1212
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,560
like I said, the brownie was made there,
1213
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,640
the ice cream came in frozen, but like you put
1214
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,640
a big scoop of it.
1215
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,880
- Yeah, well, like back then and out back,
1216
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,960
everything was made in house.
1217
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,800
- Yeah, yeah.
1218
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,280
- Like everything I made in house.
1219
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,040
- I don't really need to make ice cream in house.
1220
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,600
Like you're not in that kind of, you know?
1221
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,720
- Yeah, but I give a pass to that.
1222
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,680
- Right, that brownie was made with in house,
1223
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,920
the ice cream, and then you took,
1224
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,720
they had like the whole bar of chocolate,
1225
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,280
like the big bar chocolate,
1226
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,240
and you get like a carrot peeler,
1227
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,080
and like do the shavings.
1228
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,320
- Might be playing that shit.
1229
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,000
- Yeah, man, that's, I just love that.
1230
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,080
- That was like one of my favorite restaurants,
1231
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,400
yeah, not now, everything.
1232
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,440
- No, dude, outback is the bomb.
1233
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,920
- Yeah, everything's come from,
1234
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,560
- Why don't we try to get a sponsorship
1235
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,800
from Outback's take-outs?
1236
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,640
- 'Cause they don't exist.
1237
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,480
- Yeah, yeah, dude, there's one more.
1238
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,880
- Oh, we could broadcast from the Outback Bowl.
1239
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,320
- Oh, see, look at that.
1240
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,320
- Ooh, yeah.
1241
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,120
- That sounds befitting of a two-time award winning.
1242
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,120
(laughing)
1243
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,680
- Local sub-regional podcast.
1244
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,440
- All right, sub-regional.
1245
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,800
- Well now that we've won this, though, Fred,
1246
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,520
maybe we go to regionals now.
1247
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,680
- Hey, hey, hey.
1248
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,680
- We regionals, we gonna,
1249
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,680
(laughing)
1250
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,040
- It's insane who is berserk.
1251
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,960
- It's gonna be uppercuts, us and Joe Rogan.
1252
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,800
- We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna,
1253
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800
- We do, we're gonna, we're gonna,
1254
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,360
- We're gonna take 'em down, like,
1255
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,360
- We're gonna be,
1256
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,200
- We're gonna be, like, the giants
1257
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,040
- In the Patriots.
1258
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,120
- Like, the twist is like, before the big vote,
1259
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,440
Alan Puckett, like, her coats on his feet.
1260
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,680
(laughing)
1261
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,280
- He got the one for Joe Rogan.
1262
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,200
(laughing)
1263
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,040
- Yeah, that's right.
1264
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,320
- And then we've been him, then we've been him.
1265
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,160
- That's right.
1266
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,160
- But we love Alan so much.
1267
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,600
We welcome him in back, we open up.
1268
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,120
- Right, and then we,
1269
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,440
- 'cause we're nice guys, we bring Joe Rogan on the show, too.
1270
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,240
- Yeah, we bring Joe Rogan.
1271
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240
- We bring him in.
1272
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:19,000
- We bring him in as our co-erl.
1273
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
- As our co-erl.
1274
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,560
- He's the show, Joe researcher.
1275
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,320
(laughing)
1276
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,760
And every time I say, "Hey, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
1277
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,560
Tell me how many seeds are in the average apple."
1278
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,880
(laughing)
1279
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,400
- What, I'm like, "You had six to eight seeds in the apple, then."
1280
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,600
- Like, you're wrong, Joe.
1281
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Sorry.
1282
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,040
Well, Fred, another thing you gotta be,
1283
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,880
a cunning thing to look out for according to this,
1284
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,280
is a stuffed tip jar placed by the cash register.
1285
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,080
Now, let me say this.
1286
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,880
Let me read this, then I'll tell you what I think.
1287
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,960
So, content creator, Basia, also known as someone else.
1288
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,920
Posted a video explaining that restaurant employees
1289
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,080
will often put money into a chip jar,
1290
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,760
push pressure customers to add to it.
1291
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,640
She also explained that when servers ask
1292
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,160
if you want tap or sparkling, they do so,
1293
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,240
hoping you'll order the costly option.
1294
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,360
I have never once ordered sparkling water in my goddamn life.
1295
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,960
And unexplained one.
1296
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,680
So anyway, so yeah, so as a former bartender,
1297
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,880
someone who legitimately worked for tips,
1298
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,240
I never had a full tip jar out.
1299
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,680
Because I ever trust a couple of them.
1300
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,120
- Yeah.
1301
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,120
- And I felt like an empty tip jar,
1302
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,360
they'd be like, "This poor guy's not getting any tips."
1303
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,360
- Yeah.
1304
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,600
- And then I'm like, "Fuck you customers,"
1305
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,160
which is very true.
1306
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,880
And I feel like, "Here's all our money, we love you."
1307
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,840
But now that's, that one I disagree with,
1308
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,680
I don't think, I mean, I have heard that in the past
1309
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,000
that you have to put, you have to like,
1310
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,480
prime the tip jar.
1311
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,280
And I've heard people say you've lost her too in there,
1312
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,960
like, you know, just showing that it's a tip jar,
1313
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,720
not just like a tip jar.
1314
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,520
(laughs)
1315
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,480
- I mean, that, I understand.
1316
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,320
I'm like, I can understand that.
1317
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,600
But, you know, that's still the thing.
1318
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,600
So there you go.
1319
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,440
For that's some of the ways they, they scam you.
1320
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,560
There's one more.
1321
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,000
And that is, restaurants will play slower music
1322
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,160
when it's quiet and faster music when it's packed.
1323
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,760
Because slow tempo makes you stay longer.
1324
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,760
While the fast tempo makes you eat and leave,
1325
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,240
I don't believe that for one fucking second.
1326
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,640
Because there's no one in any restaurant who's like,
1327
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,520
"Oh, we're running a little busy."
1328
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,040
Let's slow speed up the fuck up.
1329
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,200
(laughs)
1330
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,000
- Yeah, that one's coming up that, kid.
1331
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,840
- There he is.
1332
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,680
- There he is.
1333
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,680
- That one's seven to five beats per minute.
1334
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:28,520
- Right.
1335
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,360
- Come on.
1336
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,200
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1337
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,040
- Let's put a little doodle in there.
1338
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,040
It's gonna do it all boys.
1339
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,880
(laughs)
1340
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,880
(laughs)
1341
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,880
- These elderly stays in here, right?
1342
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,880
- Yeah, I'm not in the eastern escape from Syria.
1343
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,960
(laughs)
1344
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,800
(laughs)
1345
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,160
We gotta go, no more K&W KF theory for you.
1346
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,000
(groans)
1347
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,640
Well Fred, from fine dining scams to another type of scam
1348
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:55,000
that to me is, it is a food scam,
1349
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,160
but it really resonates.
1350
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,920
It's gonna resonate and have far reaching effects
1351
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,640
in every single thing we do,
1352
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,320
every single day of our lives, Fred.
1353
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,720
That is specifically, I'm gonna read you the story,
1354
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,960
but you're gonna know what it is
1355
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,800
and you're gonna be,
1356
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,760
I think you're worth gonna agree with me,
1357
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,520
especially Alan.
1358
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,000
- Burger King.
1359
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
- It's currently bracing for the demise of the penny.
1360
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,520
Restaurant operators and other retailers are hoarding pennies.
1361
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,440
Cashiers are getting a crash course in rounding.
1362
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,800
And now they're like, Matt, 'cause after you have math quiz,
1363
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,040
they said?
1364
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,800
- So, they're going round down?
1365
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,800
They're going round down.
1366
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,040
- No, they're going round down.
1367
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,880
- Hey, hey, hey.
1368
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,120
- This is why it's a scam.
1369
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,080
- This is 100% why it's a scam,
1370
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,680
because you cannot do this.
1371
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,760
- You can't do it.
1372
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,040
- Can't do it.
1373
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:48,880
- You can't do it.
1374
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:49,880
- You can't do it.
1375
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,720
- You can't do it.
1376
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,560
- Because I'm not gonna let them get,
1377
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,560
if it's $5.31, I'm not giving it in four cents, fuck them.
1378
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,920
- Oh, you play the extra?
1379
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,120
- Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying.
1380
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,720
- Oh, hey, I'm, uh.
1381
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,400
- Because everybody's favorite president,
1382
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:13,440
ordered the halting of the production of pennies.
1383
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,280
- Yeah, I think so.
1384
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,080
- Well, yeah, I know they cost a little bit more money.
1385
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,080
- Just take the, uh, just take the penny out of them,
1386
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,560
make everything on the five.
1387
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,400
- Right, right.
1388
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,600
- That's what they were talking about.
1389
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,440
- Yeah, that's a lot.
1390
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,440
- They were talking about that.
1391
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,440
- Yeah, that's a lot.
1392
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,960
- So according to,
1393
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:36,280
- Oh, they know it ain't 99 or more, it's 99 or five or seven.
1394
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,280
- More or seven.
1395
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,520
- Which is they'll do 99 or five.
1396
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,800
- Which that's not, but that's like,
1397
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,000
- No, they probably do 99 or something.
1398
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,840
- That's what they do.
1399
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,680
- You made it out with the taxes,
1400
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,880
it'll be a dollar five, whatever.
1401
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,160
- Yeah, it's in five cents.
1402
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,760
- Right, so according to Jimmy Harmon,
1403
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,600
Chief Executive of a company that owns 25%
1404
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,440
- I'm not sure.
1405
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,600
- Indiana.
1406
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,840
- He looks like a great guy.
1407
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,400
You know, he looks like just a kind of guy
1408
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,200
who should sponsor the Black Lincoln Black To podcast.
1409
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,120
But he won't.
1410
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,480
But according to him,
1411
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,480
and I agree with him.
1412
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,320
- The free burger.
1413
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,320
- It'll be short changed,
1414
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,120
especially when consumers are pushing back
1415
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,000
because restaurants fucking are expensive as shit.
1416
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,680
Fred, I went to Taco Bell today.
1417
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,520
- Can't do it.
1418
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,040
- For lunch, 'cause I was like, you know what?
1419
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,360
- Oh, hey, I'm not doing it.
1420
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,000
- I'm craving a run-to-hour.
1421
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,280
(laughing)
1422
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,760
And I very rarely do.
1423
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,240
But I get, literally, Fred,
1424
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,600
I basically get the cheapest possible thing you can
1425
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,440
Taco Bell.
1426
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,200
(buzzer)
1427
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,760
In my order, you know Alan,
1428
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,880
that's exactly what it sounds like.
1429
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,080
Because I order two B burritos
1430
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,360
with extra onions and lettuce.
1431
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,800
(buzzer)
1432
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,720
Exactly.
1433
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,040
And then, because I don't know,
1434
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,760
I've just always done this since I was a kid.
1435
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,640
I unwrap the burrito, mix all of it together,
1436
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,880
eat it with a spoon,
1437
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,760
then roll up the tortilla with hot sauce
1438
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,880
and dip it in and eat it.
1439
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,880
I don't know why, I've just always done that.
1440
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,760
- Well, you know why they are bad getting the penny, right?
1441
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,600
- Yeah, that's true.
1442
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,600
- 'Cause it costs more to make than it is us.
1443
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,120
- It costs 3.7 cents to make a penny.
1444
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,960
- But you know what, it's not like that, it doesn't cost you.
1445
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,800
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1446
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,840
- I don't understand why the government's like,
1447
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,800
oh man, they're gonna take this out of my check.
1448
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,880
When they're not telling anybody that.
1449
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,920
- With all the pennies,
1450
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,840
with all the fucking pennies out there,
1451
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,320
you figure they wouldn't even need a print no more.
1452
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,400
- I don't think that's true.
1453
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,160
I think people are going crazy for pennies, man.
1454
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,000
People just throw up pennies out there.
1455
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,520
- You just throw up pennies away.
1456
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,840
- They need to throw a penny,
1457
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,480
they need to do a penny by bit.
1458
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,320
- Sure.
1459
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,360
- Like, we'll give you five cents for every 10,
1460
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,920
for every 10 cents you bring in, we'll give you five cents.
1461
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,400
- Now, they'll just be a bit faster.
1462
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,720
- Then you just keep your money,
1463
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:45,720
you can ask for money.
1464
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:46,560
- I just get it from the banks.
1465
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,680
Every time the bank see it, the money,
1466
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,840
they'll just,
1467
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,040
- Right, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1468
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,040
- But that's pennies.
1469
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,640
But you can't be like, give me 10 pennies,
1470
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,600
and I'll give you five cents.
1471
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,760
I'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
1472
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,600
- You say, give me eight pennies,
1473
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,600
and I'll give you a dime, now we gotta deal.
1474
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,120
- Okay, yeah.
1475
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:05,940
- Just saying it.
1476
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:07,000
- No, that is worth it.
1477
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,400
- Yeah, that's the point.
1478
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,240
- Then you sell the pennies back to the government
1479
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,200
at two cents each.
1480
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,280
(laughs)
1481
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,400
- Well, that matter, I mean,
1482
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,240
- What's going on?
1483
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,360
- Because Hurley, Allen's gonna cost three cents to make,
1484
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,400
so why don't we just understand
1485
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,360
where we sell them to the government for two cents each.
1486
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,720
- Yeah, yep, all right.
1487
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:26,680
- Dude, what?
1488
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,560
- Hey, man.
1489
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,120
- Are we the smartest finance podcast in the world?
1490
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:36,120
- We could do like, we could do like a fake donate to pennies
1491
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,840
- Right.
1492
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,680
- To the new-
1493
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,040
- And he and we can't throw it so.
1494
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:40,880
- Yeah, and then-
1495
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,720
- And then-
1496
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,560
- And then he's for Kenny.
1497
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,400
- Yeah, yeah.
1498
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,400
- And then he's for all some pennies or so.
1499
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:49,400
Or Penny's for that one-titty that-
1500
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,920
- Yeah, Penny's for all some pennies.
1501
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,760
(laughs)
1502
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,600
- We're for Fred, he wants to see that one-titty.
1503
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,600
- This is the help give Fred's mobile mammograms
1504
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,440
all over the-
1505
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,960
- And a pitty drive.
1506
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,880
- Because a mammogram when they do a, when your boobs,
1507
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,720
that's right, right?
1508
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,240
- Yeah, this rash boobies.
1509
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,320
- Yeah, Fred's mobile mammogram station.
1510
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,160
(laughs)
1511
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,600
I mean, coming through the bag of our Arby's near you-
1512
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,880
- Fred's out there, something's appointed
1513
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,760
when he was like this smacking boobies.
1514
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,400
- Fred's, hey, dude, that's-
1515
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,200
- Broomie's here designed to be smashed, man.
1516
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,040
(laughs)
1517
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,400
- Oh, Fred's smacking, all right.
1518
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,200
- Who's smacking boobies up in here?
1519
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,800
- He's a great, that's much out of him.
1520
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,120
- Fucking beaks.
1521
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,240
(laughs)
1522
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,320
(laughs)
1523
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,160
- Fuck, bro.
1524
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,560
- Fred, here's what's happening in there, so-
1525
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:33,400
- Okay.
1526
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:39,400
- Someone in Illinois was warned about a penny shortage coming
1527
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,920
right, and she said that checks would be rounded up
1528
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,760
or down to the nearest nickel.
1529
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,760
So her large coffee normally $2.23 ended up costing a whopping,
1530
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:55,800
$2.25.
1531
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,720
- Oh.
1532
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,200
- And what did she say?
1533
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,800
What did she say, you said?
1534
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,480
She said, I was actually-
1535
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,360
- I was actually shocked by this.
1536
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,120
I'm a 56 year old retiree.
1537
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:12,680
I heard the government saying they were gonna get rid of him.
1538
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,640
I just didn't think of people for-
1539
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,960
(beep)
1540
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,280
- I mean, who's this dude?
1541
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,560
(laughs)
1542
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:24,480
- He's from Tennessee, Fred.
1543
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,760
- What do you think she said?
1544
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,320
- I didn't give her name out, it's fine.
1545
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,160
- Please don't let me-
1546
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,080
- That was, that was the area where the carrying was.
1547
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,760
(laughs)
1548
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,400
- I don't remember her name already, I'm trying to-
1549
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,040
- I don't remember.
1550
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,040
- Well yeah, so Fred, where do you guys fall on this?
1551
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,720
Do you think it should just be rounded up or down?
1552
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,640
Do you think it should be just like,
1553
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,960
and now just make it divisible by nickels?
1554
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,800
- Yeah.
1555
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,640
- That's how many-
1556
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,800
- Basically, what they're gonna do is they're just gonna raise taxes.
1557
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,320
- So the 90s and the court-
1558
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,160
- So even out to-
1559
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,920
- Jesus, to exist.
1560
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,720
- Pound town, baby.
1561
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,400
Pound town, man.
1562
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,240
- There you go.
1563
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,560
- Welcome home to Pound.
1564
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,640
- Yeah, well basically they're like,
1565
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,560
if you wanna pay the individual pay amount,
1566
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,560
so let's say you wanna pay like 98 cents,
1567
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,000
you're gonna have to use your card.
1568
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,240
- We have to use your card anyway.
1569
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,240
- Now because right now, when you got like,
1570
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,280
for example, if you go to a Mexican restaurant,
1571
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,960
you pay more for the card than you do for cash.
1572
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,480
- Yeah, they had to pay in there.
1573
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:29,640
- Yeah, they had to pay for it.
1574
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,200
- And eventually, they're gonna just flip that around.
1575
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,960
- So we flip the thing.
1576
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,360
- Well, they're already doing that.
1577
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,480
We're already paying the fees.
1578
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,200
They do that as my local pizza place,
1579
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,400
they're like, you pay in cash or card and they're like,
1580
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,720
"Here's an extra $4."
1581
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,920
- Yeah, they charge you the amount that they charge in the-
1582
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,080
- Just raise your prices and charge everybody.
1583
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,160
- Yeah, well that's what they're gonna do.
1584
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,600
- They're gonna raise the prices and-
1585
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,440
- Oh, but they can't because of they raised the prices,
1586
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,320
they still have to pay the fees.
1587
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,320
- Well see, they don't have to pay the-
1588
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,160
- Out of the race.
1589
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,280
- They won't raise the prices,
1590
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,120
the government will raise the taxes.
1591
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:09,520
So the government's the one that's gonna make the money off
1592
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,880
with the pennies, you know, it's not gonna be the consumer
1593
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,000
and it's not gonna be us.
1594
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
- What's gonna happen to penny stocks for it?
1595
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,840
- Nickel stock.
1596
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,440
- Doll of dollars, yeah.
1597
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,400
- I mean, there are nickels and dime.
1598
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,400
It's not like-
1599
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,920
- Well, yeah, I mean, yeah.
1600
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,160
- They'll just do, yeah, I guess it would just,
1601
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,720
but by five then, you know,
1602
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,520
- They're gonna be able to raise them,
1603
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,680
blowing off five.
1604
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,080
- Yeah, yeah, but the peso exists, the peso lives on.
1605
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,360
- There you go.
1606
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,200
- So, thank you, Lazio, for that.
1607
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,000
Well Fred, you know, Thanksgiving is just around the corner.
1608
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,040
- Just around the corner.
1609
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,520
- Have you started playing in your menu yet, Fred?
1610
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:50,440
- We go out of town, somebody does cook for us.
1611
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,280
- Even better.
1612
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,560
- You've been planning all year long?
1613
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,720
- Yep, planning to eat you.
1614
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,840
- And not do shit.
1615
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:01,440
- Well Fred, I've been thinking about my menu,
1616
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,840
'cause I'm the only one that cooks at my house.
1617
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,400
And the other one's cook, it is not gonna be edible.
1618
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:10,320
So, hey, no, not even, you wish.
1619
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,600
grilled cheese would be fucking the luxury,
1620
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,360
the fancy dining hall of our house.
1621
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,760
So, they're just like, here's bread, I stepped on it.
1622
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,600
Enjoy.
1623
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,720
(laughing)
1624
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,880
So Fred, I've been thinking,
1625
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:27,880
like, enjoy this, extra spicy dinner.
1626
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,400
- It's a real fresh, guys.
1627
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,080
So, Fred, I was thinking earlier this,
1628
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,040
I was like, you know, one thing that I love about Thanksgiving
1629
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,960
is candy to yams, right?
1630
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,960
- Mm-hmm.
1631
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,000
- And I was like, man, candy to yams are good.
1632
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,920
I think I'll agree with that.
1633
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,880
But then, you got me thinking, wait, what is a yam?
1634
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,720
And is a yam, the same fucking thing as a sweet potato?
1635
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,040
Is just a different name for it?
1636
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:56,960
Or what?
1637
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,960
So wrong, Fred.
1638
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,400
I did some research because I thought that too.
1639
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,360
I was like, I feel like yams and sweet potatoes
1640
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,360
are basically the same fucking thing.
1641
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,720
Like, this is some bullshit.
1642
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,240
Wrong, though, Fred.
1643
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,480
- No.
1644
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,440
- Yeah, no, let me tell you, let me tell you why.
1645
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,760
So, there's a difference between yams and real yams,
1646
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,840
which I don't know if it's a different one.
1647
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,440
- So, you got real yams.
1648
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,440
- Real yams.
1649
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,280
- Real yams.
1650
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,040
- The real yams.
1651
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:26,960
- The real yams.
1652
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,080
- The rams and yams, ladies and gentlemen.
1653
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,720
Well, Fred, sweet potatoes are from the morning glory family
1654
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:38,720
on Bull Dostia, whereas yams are from the yam family.
1655
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:42,440
- Dio Scoro, C-S-A-Yah.
1656
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,880
- The yam family.
1657
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,680
- Fred, are friends of the yams,
1658
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,000
would you like to know where they originate from?
1659
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,560
- Africa.
1660
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,640
- You know what, you're 100% right, Africa and Asia.
1661
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,480
- No.
1662
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,760
- For a place in the am.
1663
01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:00,040
However, Fred, are friends from the sweet potato family.
1664
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,440
Would you care to guess where they're from?
1665
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,600
- The way they're in.
1666
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,400
(laughing)
1667
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,680
- And these are the sweet potatoes.
1668
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,200
- Oh, the loser way out of sweet potato falls.
1669
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,080
- Some cinnamon on the bitch.
1670
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,400
(laughing)
1671
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,520
- No, Fred, of course not, but you're not that far off.
1672
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,560
Steven Hadeh is originate from Central and South America,
1673
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,280
including the Caribbean.
1674
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,120
- Hey.
1675
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:29,120
- Now, one thing I will note about them is sweet potatoes.
1676
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,120
- Lord of mercy.
1677
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,120
- Lord of mercy.
1678
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,120
- I grew up, happened and I grew up down by the beach.
1679
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,960
(laughing)
1680
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,360
- Dude, okay, so I went to the Caribbean restaurant
1681
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,360
the other day.
1682
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,200
- Yeah.
1683
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,200
- That was all I love, and I'm thinking,
1684
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,920
how can music get louder every time I go in there?
1685
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,400
Anyway, that's not the point.
1686
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:52,240
It's great.
1687
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,400
I love the music.
1688
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,880
It's just so loud you cannot hear what they're telling you.
1689
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,880
(laughing)
1690
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,800
So, but they also have like a bunch of chit in between them
1691
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,280
and you, so it makes a really hard to understand
1692
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,520
over the music anyway.
1693
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,720
So Fred, sweet potatoes have smooth skin,
1694
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,600
and tapered ends.
1695
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,560
Their flesh can be orange, white or purple.
1696
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,640
(groaning)
1697
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:17,640
Whereas, yams have rough brown bark like skin.
1698
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,320
A cylindrical shape and their flesh is typically wider, yellow.
1699
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,480
(groaning)
1700
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,840
Or sometimes pink or purple.
1701
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,320
- That's like the adjus that pretty much--
1702
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,240
- That's why they put it in the can.
1703
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,320
- That's right, that's why it's yams in the can.
1704
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,640
Whereas, texturally speaking, Fred.
1705
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,480
Yams tend to be dry and starchy.
1706
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,360
Whereas, sweet potatoes are moist and creamy.
1707
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,080
- Mmm, sample that out.
1708
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,880
- Mmm, it's right.
1709
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,200
- Ladies and gentlemen,
1710
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,040
- Moist.
1711
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,240
- Make sure you tell your lady,
1712
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,760
the sweet potatoes are moist and creamy.
1713
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,840
(upbeat music)
1714
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:51,680
- Yeah, let's see.
1715
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,400
- And with that, or some good things.
1716
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,240
- Moist, good.
1717
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,400
(upbeat music)
1718
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,520
- Yeah, sweet potatoes.
1719
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,760
(laughing)
1720
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:02,840
- So Fred, the music just makes it.
1721
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,000
We should have the play at the whole.
1722
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,600
Fred, sweet potatoes, flavor is sweet.
1723
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,440
Go figure.
1724
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,840
Yams flavor, however, is--
1725
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:14,680
- Yami.
1726
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,000
- Is yami.
1727
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000
- Oh, yami.
1728
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,640
It's yami.
1729
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,240
So it's, earthen, slightly less sweet.
1730
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:27,800
And, and so, yeah, so sweet potatoes are sold
1731
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,040
in most US grocery stores.
1732
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,280
However, yams are rarely sold.
1733
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:39,880
And often mislabeled as yams are actually softer sweet potatoes.
1734
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,280
That's why we think they're the same thing.
1735
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,480
'Cause we've been scammed.
1736
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,960
- Yeah, so what about the yam?
1737
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,920
Is the yam in the can?
1738
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,000
Is the yam in the can?
1739
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
And actually, yam in the can?
1740
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,000
And actually--
1741
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:56,320
- No, no, sweet potatoes that, the lower, what else are you?
1742
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,600
- I have to say this so it can be the title of the show.
1743
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,960
It's the game, can, can.
1744
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,160
(laughing)
1745
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,680
What it is?
1746
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,720
It might be the title of this week's show.
1747
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,520
- And the yams, can.
1748
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,520
- And the yam, ham's game.
1749
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,680
(laughing)
1750
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,520
- So there you go, Fred.
1751
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,040
There's my food update for everybody.
1752
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:15,880
Get ready for things.
1753
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:16,720
- Thank you.
1754
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,880
- It's a mere couple of weeks away.
1755
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,400
- And you come over.
1756
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,640
(laughing)
1757
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:22,560
- Turkey.
1758
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,840
- Exactly.
1759
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,320
You turkey guy or ham guy, Fred?
1760
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,560
(laughing)
1761
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,960
- I'm gonna have to be a turkey guy.
1762
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,560
- Just on Thanksgiving order.
1763
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,360
- Dark meat, please.
1764
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,360
- Okay, there you go.
1765
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,840
I agree with that.
1766
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,680
- Yeah.
1767
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,040
- Why do people not like dark meat chicken and turkey?
1768
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,040
- I don't know.
1769
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:41,880
- So much better.
1770
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,760
- I think it's, it's so much better.
1771
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,600
- How's it?
1772
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,440
- It's better.
1773
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,560
- If you don't cook with chicken breast right,
1774
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,720
it's dry.
1775
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,560
- Oh, it's dry.
1776
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,720
Even if you cook it right, it's dry.
1777
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,720
- Oh, dry.
1778
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,560
No.
1779
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,200
- And I have one.
1780
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,200
I have one.
1781
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,600
The best chicken breast I ever had was the egg.
1782
01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,720
- Well, it's a two-dose.
1783
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:00,960
(laughing)
1784
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:10,960
- Oh, it's a three-oost. - Oh, it was real, uh, three-oost.
1785
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,960
- Oh yeah, real chicken.
1786
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,240
- It was just one breast, right?
1787
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,600
- I just got one chicken.
1788
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,600
- Okay.
1789
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,320
- I mean, let's give it one chicken.
1790
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,480
- One chicken.
1791
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,320
(laughing)
1792
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,320
- One for a plan, one for a plan.
1793
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,480
- One for a plan.
1794
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,480
- On the roof for a plan, the right one.
1795
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,800
(laughing)
1796
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,200
- How before I'm a lick, as you see?
1797
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,720
So, the right.
1798
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,560
- It's a good story.
1799
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,800
- Chicken, art, yeah.
1800
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,960
(laughing)
1801
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,960
- I'm like, thank you.
1802
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,200
(laughing)
1803
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,040
- That was your favorite dude.
1804
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,280
Okay, I don't know.
1805
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,040
I'll talk about this on the other one.
1806
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:45,000
- Oh, this fucking turkey is, it's all right ladies and gentlemen.
1807
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,120
Thank you guys for listening.
1808
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,760
Thank you again for making us the greatest fucking podcast.
1809
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,760
- Yep.
1810
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:52,760
- Post-it career's ever seen.
1811
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,400
And maybe one of the top 50 you've ever listened to.
1812
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,760
(cheering)
1813
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,160
We'll be right next week for the brand new episode.
1814
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,280
Happy new time in the world winning.
1815
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,120
- I feel like, oh, fucking you're going to fuck us.
1816
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,560
Follow around, don't be fucking them sheep.
1817
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,600
(laughing)
1818
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,440
- Yeah.
1819
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,640
(laughing)
1820
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,040
- We are laughing.
1821
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,040
(laughing)
1822
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,440
We are very good friends.
1823
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,440
(laughing)
1824
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,640
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1825
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,400
(laughing)
1826
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,980
(upbeat music)
1827
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:28,560
(upbeat music)
1828
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:40,940
- That's it man, game over man, game over.
1829
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:43,460
- Just hang loose blood.
1830
01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:45,980
You're gonna catch up on the rebar on the man's side.
1831
01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:48,560
(upbeat music)
1832
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,320
(laughing)
1833
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,620
- Oh, what a day.
1834
01:06:52,620 --> 01:06:53,940
(laughing)
1835
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:55,260
- What a problem, what a day.
1836
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,740
(upbeat music)
1837
01:06:56,740 --> 01:06:58,740
- Well, thanks all folks.
1838
01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:01,220
- I still have Easter, baby.
1839
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:02,220
- God damn it.
1840
01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:04,820
(upbeat music)
1841
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,940
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1842
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:10,220
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1843
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:11,700
- Surely you can't be serious.
1844
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:14,020
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1845
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:24,020
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