This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient chinese secret. We compare medical shows and Parker is volunteering to coach fantasy football. Fred talks about his victories and losses in his online shopping addiction. The it's Wack History Month, and Parker's dealing the wackest of facts. It's the end of an era regarding juice concentrates and Minute Maid, Home Alone Style Booby Traps, and the hunt is on for the worlds smallest penis. Then Nipples!
This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient chinese secret. We compare medical shows and Parker is volunteering to coach fantasy football. Fred talks about his victories and losses in his online shopping addiction. The it's Wack History Month, and Parker's dealing the wackest of facts. It's the end of an era regarding juice concentrates and Minute Maid, Home Alone Style Booby Traps, and the hunt is on for the worlds smallest penis. Then Nipples!
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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All right. Welcome, welcome!
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What an all!
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I don't know if I'm right, sorry, but the two, two hundred and twenty-eighth episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Look for us on Shit Paper Dispensors all along Route 15 in the Route 15 corridor in Pennsylvania.
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That's right. Look for us on Shit Paper Dispensors all along the Route 15 corridor in Pennsylvania.
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Thank you for your... thank you to all of our new listeners all over the world.
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Please keep spreading the word about our show as we proudly broadcast live every week from the Polatial EC Studios.
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Get it all across the area.
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You can of course check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, all your favorite Black Lives Matter platforms.
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Facebook, America's favorite podcast.com. And now it's the big winner himself with shit or probably with Jace's of the Elts.
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The big winner. I'm the big winner.
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I am terrible. I am computer illiterate.
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I am not ashamed to admit it.
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And you know guys, there's plenty of people out there, they're a computer illiterate.
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Sure. And you shouldn't feel bad about that.
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I mean a little bad.
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You know, if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
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Right?
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I'm just telling you, it's wrong. And as always, my man, Alano TV.
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Fred, that's why I spend all my time in the bathroom.
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That's right.
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Because you just see it.
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Exactly.
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You just see it.
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Like finally.
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Well, Fred, we're glad that you figured out so we are.
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We are all, it's almost a guaranteed to show.
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We'll go off the rails at some point because we're starting almost an hour later than we normally would.
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That's right.
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It's supposed to be in B.
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We are. I'm already.
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I'm doing the show from the bed.
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For those who are listening.
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I'm doing the show from the bed.
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You're watching.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll edit this part out on YouTube with a white show over the.
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We were going to have our friends from the Obanudo podcast.
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Come on this week.
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Today, it's the personal things they had to take care of.
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Would you know how it happens to people sometimes?
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Sure.
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So everything's fine, but they're going to come on in a week or two.
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Well, they don't.
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But for now, it's just.
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Just.
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Just that.
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All right.
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Matt, if you don't mind me interrupting because I know you don't have certainly the.
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We don't have any like playing.
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We don't have any game playing for tonight, but you don't have.
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You have breaking news.
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Oh, fresh out of local breaking news.
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Fresh out.
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Anybody from the area of, you know, a state South Carolina.
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They know that so hold up before you before you before you get to break it.
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Before I break it.
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Hold on.
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Before you break.
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I just want to let you know.
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Matt, I understand.
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I understand it's very hot.
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I just want to let you know.
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I'm.
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I can.
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I'm already.
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I told you.
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But okay, but hold on because I really need to tell you this because it's very important
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before you block.
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Drop this very, very specific local news.
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I'm a red.
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Red.
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Red.
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In the last week.
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We had downloads in San Diego, Chile.
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Peri, a second, South America.
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Madrid, Spain, France, Maine, everywhere.
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Can man do.
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You know what?
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Seaboo in the Philippines.
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I think that's the Philippines.
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You know, when you.
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Do you have so they're very familiar with.
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They.
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Stockholm, Sweden.
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They may go.
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Black.
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Lincoln.
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That's right.
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And so just so you know that and thank you to all those listeners all over the world.
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Exactly.
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But all that is said, right.
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This is coming out of this is for the whole town people.
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This is for the folks that live around me.
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I'm.
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This is for.
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Oh, the folks in Greenville, South Carolina.
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You know this man.
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You love this man.
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You love to hate this man because he's all over the radio.
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Oh, J.
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Yo, sir.
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Is he dead?
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J.
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Gil.
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Strap.
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Miss a gay geo strap.
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I didn't say gay.
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No, we.
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Gil.
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Strap.
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Playing guilty.
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To second agree.
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Salt and battery.
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And according to the 13 circuit.
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So listen to this office.
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Guest trap was a reasonably charged in 2023 with committing or attempting a loo.
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At owner child.
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Oh, no.
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Come on.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, you know, Fred, I wouldn't be honest with you.
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They had been playing.
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A few of the gay Joe.
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Strap things.
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Age of trap.
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Yeah, the lake locally.
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Well, we don't want to get we're not trying to fame the man.
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Why not?
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Everybody hates his commercial.
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Well, because honestly, honestly, gay.
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Yeah, but dude, gay Joe strap is funny here.
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Come on.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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It's funny.
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It's funny.
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It's funny.
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It's funny.
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Gay Joe.
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So like they've been playing one lately where he's there like.
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There once was a world where he's like, where I'm a kid for car for $5 down.
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And he sounded very distraught.
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And the last couple I was like, and you know, going.
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No, I was like, yeah, I was like, is gay Joe strap going through some stuff?
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Yeah, he's going.
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He just did not bring in the energy like he is going through some.
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They lost the fight, man.
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And we're good for him.
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You know what?
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Yeah, good for him.
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Yeah, good for him for being guilty of doing.
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But let me tell you, let me tell you.
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I'm not saying the crimes.
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No, no, what you say?
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It sounded like it.
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You're like, good for him.
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He fucked up.
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He.
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He was sentenced to three years in prison.
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Just now.
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So all this is going on, but they just reported it.
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But.
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Oh, well, there's always a book when you talk about like this is going to be a joke.
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We're about gay Joe strap.
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I feel like friends are going to be like, he played him down to 99, 99, 99.
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That would have been a better joke.
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But the truth is he was his sentence was suspended.
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Sure.
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Just like my license to one day in jail.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, come on.
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Five by 30 months of probation.
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That's for a second degree salt.
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The.
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Guille's I'm going to read the paragraph again.
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Guy.
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Guille's trash entered.
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Al Ford plea according to the solicitors office, which allows a defendant to enter a plea bargaining
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while still maintaining their innocence.
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And the alpha.
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That is bull fucking shit.
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So yeah, I'm guilty, but I'm innocent.
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I don't want to go to court because I don't want all the shit to come out.
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That is bull shit.
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And the solicitor should be fired because how are you going to let this man enter that type of plea?
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You should have been like, no, no, no, no, no, either you plead guilty to the charge or we go to trial.
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Well, apparently it happened in the 90s, right?
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Like in the.
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No, it happened in two at twenty twenty three.
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No, no, no, the charges were brought in twenty twenty three.
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But I think it happened.
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The act happened in the 90s.
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Right.
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Not does not does not make it any better.
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I don't make any better.
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No, no, no, I'm saying that.
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But yeah, no, I will, you know what?
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Yeah, what I wanted to see this is this is the state we live in.
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And what I won't do is I won't go to gay jail strap all of a sudden, I'm putting it going there anyway.
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The part about it is not that he, you know, not only the jail time.
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And since he has no guilt with the effort, please.
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Right.
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Right.
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They can't sue him for civil rights.
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See, that's.
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He's got a lawyer in.
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He's got.
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No, you got a shister.
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What?
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You got a shister for a lawyer.
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You got a shister for a lawyer.
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You got a shister for some list of where was it?
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Is it a green bill or in pickings?
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It says it says it says it's a lawyer.
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It was in a better, better, better, better, better, better, better.
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So yes, it lives off.
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And yeah, I act on you, child.
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I'll do that.
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Don't child.
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Yeah, I think it's.
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
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I think it's.
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's.
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I think it's.
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
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But it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
265
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Yeah.
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
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I think it's a good one.
270
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I think it's a good one.
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Yeah.
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I think it's a good one.
273
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I think it's a good one.
274
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I think it's a good one.
275
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I think it's a good one.
276
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I think it's a good one.
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I think it's a good one.
278
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I think it's a good one.
279
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I think it's a good one.
280
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I think it's a good one.
281
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I think it's a good one.
282
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I think it's a good one.
283
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I think it's a good one.
284
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I think it's a good one.
285
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I think it's a good one.
286
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I think it's a good one.
287
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I think it's a good one.
288
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I think it's a good one.
289
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I think it's a good one.
290
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I think it's a good one.
291
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I think it's a good one.
292
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I think it's a good one.
293
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I think it's a good one.
294
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I think it's a good one.
295
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I think it's a good one.
296
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I think it's a good one.
297
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I think it's a good one.
298
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I think it's a good one.
299
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I think it's a good one.
300
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I think it's a good one.
301
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I think it's a good one.
302
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I think it's a good one.
303
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I think it's a good one.
304
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I think it's a good one.
305
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I think it's a good one.
306
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I think it's a good one.
307
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I think it's a good one.
308
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I think it's a good one.
309
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I think it's a good one.
310
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I think it's a good one.
311
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I think it's a good one.
312
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I think it's a good one.
313
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I think it's a good one.
314
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I think it's a good one.
315
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I think it's a good one.
316
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I think it's a good one.
317
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I think it's a good one.
318
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I think it's a good one.
319
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We're trying to talk him through it's computer issues,
320
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and he's just like, dude everything sucks,
321
00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,920
it is bad and it's fucking sucks and I hate it.
322
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It's never gonna get better, so okay.
323
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:40,360
So let's have a blackling like official therapy session,
324
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,280
and here's what I'm gonna do.
325
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,480
So I wanna hear you out, but I took my family,
326
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um, tonight for a Chinese meal.
327
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,200
- Suck you little Chinese meal.
328
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- Suck you little Chinese meal.
329
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,200
And I have this fortune cookie that no one opens.
330
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- Oh shit.
331
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- Oh, okay.
332
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- So I wanna hear what's going on with you.
333
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,280
- Yes.
334
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,280
- I'm gonna give you advice.
335
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,120
- Please.
336
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:05,960
- And you will the fortune cookie, though.
337
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,120
- Yes, okay.
338
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- I love it.
339
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I love it.
340
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- Okay.
341
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,480
- See this is happening.
342
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480
(dramatic music)
343
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- Thank you.
344
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(dramatic music)
345
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- More, I mean, honestly, I can't complain,
346
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because life is good.
347
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,720
- Right.
348
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,040
- But, got hair on your head.
349
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- Got hair on my hair, I got a new poker table.
350
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,640
- Bang.
351
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- The big winner, you're the big winner.
352
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- The big winner, I did.
353
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But, I started a new show.
354
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And I thought it was gonna be great.
355
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Like, it's got pretty good actions in it.
356
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- Yeah.
357
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- None I've never heard of before,
358
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but my wife knows some of them, so.
359
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,440
- Okay, some of you never.
360
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,920
- We started watching it.
361
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,760
- Okay.
362
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,680
- So called the pit.
363
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,040
- Oh, oh, it's the one with Noah Wiley.
364
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- Ooh, boy, so called the pit.
365
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,760
- I'm not watching that shit.
366
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- Don't watch it, man.
367
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,440
- I'm not.
368
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- It's tough.
369
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- Like.
370
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- I don't watch that fucking drama bullshit
371
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with hot-puff.
372
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,520
- It's not really drama.
373
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- Because, no, no, I know.
374
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And that's why I can't watch it.
375
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- Yeah.
376
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,960
- Because it's just like, look, this guy's fucking ear fell out
377
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through his butt.
378
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,960
- No.
379
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,480
- And now we're gonna show you how it looked.
380
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,560
- So there was a lady who got
381
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pushed in front of a subway train
382
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and her foot got degloved.
383
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- Yep, and what that is, and it's gross.
384
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- Yes, it's fucking nasty.
385
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,120
But there was a sweet side of it
386
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because the man who saved her also got a head injury
387
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and in the show, she was Nepalese, Nepaleseian?
388
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- From Nepal.
389
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- From Nepal.
390
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- So, Nepaleseian.
391
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(laughs)
392
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- We'll get to that later, Alex.
393
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
394
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- That was a tagline.
395
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- We'll get to the, that's Nepalese coming
396
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to the second part of the show.
397
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,760
(laughs)
398
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,840
- I thought that was the same way, so I was like, alright.
399
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,800
(laughs)
400
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,080
- Don't forget, we also have Wack history month this week.
401
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,480
- So nobody, okay, so I'll speed up a little bit.
402
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,480
- No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no.
403
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,120
- Nobody can figure out where she was from.
404
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,360
So, they finally filed out.
405
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,000
So they were trying to get her to speak,
406
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someone to speak her language.
407
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,440
- Right, but the black guy, but the black guy,
408
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,960
who saved her, and they were talking to each other,
409
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,840
not understanding each other, but understanding each other.
410
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,680
You know what I'm saying?
411
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,920
That was like one of the good parts of the show.
412
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,520
And, - Where he's like, I had a, my foot hurts.
413
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,760
- Tonight, see he was going to her.
414
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:31,680
- No, he was like, who's your mind put?
415
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,880
- No, no foot chops.
416
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,720
- Yeah.
417
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:40,720
- But there's, there's death involved in this show.
418
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,560
- Of course there is.
419
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,920
- Yeah, we are, yeah, it's an emergency room.
420
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,280
- And the police bird, so I--
421
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,000
- Don't tell me it was like a kid or something.
422
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,280
- Oh my god, it's everybody, man.
423
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,480
There was, see, I know I can't.
424
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,480
- Yeah, there was a teenager.
425
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,520
There was a little girl.
426
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,760
There was an old man.
427
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,600
There was an old woman.
428
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,720
- There's an Indian cop.
429
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,840
- And, but there's, there's some funny parts of it
430
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,840
because it's about, it's about student doctors
431
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,840
that are there.
432
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,880
And there was one eager student doctor.
433
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,040
She was like, oh, I just wanna do a chest tube.
434
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,440
I just wanna do a chest tube.
435
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,400
And her opportunity came to do a chest tube.
436
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,600
And she cuts the guy and the length.
437
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:29,240
She goes the hand, the scalpel back to like the tray
438
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:34,240
and drops it on the attending nurse like right in her foot.
439
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,200
(laughs)
440
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600
Just the right into her foot.
441
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,200
And it's a great show.
442
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,400
Each episode is an hour of their shift.
443
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,600
- Right, it's a 24 hour shift.
444
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,920
- It's a 24 hour shift.
445
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,440
- Right, it's just like 24, except for.
446
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,240
- Yeah, so like, it's really, really good,
447
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,720
but like it's really, is he same character as he was in ER?
448
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,160
- No, he's not that guy, but he's--
449
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,840
- No, he's doctor, no, a wireless.
450
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,600
(laughs)
451
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,040
He's doctor Robbie.
452
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,680
He's doctor Robbie in this one.
453
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,480
But see, I never watched ER.
454
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,520
- I've never watched ER.
455
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,680
So like--
456
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,440
- There was about an emergency room, see that?
457
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,280
- Was it?
458
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,120
- Yeah.
459
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,480
- That's why I call it ER.
460
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,480
- I don't know about that.
461
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,480
I can't vouch for that.
462
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,480
- Emergency room.
463
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,800
- Well, so here's my advice to you, Fred.
464
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,120
- Yeah, our expert.
465
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,960
- We're watching that fucking show because--
466
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,120
- I'm gonna finish it.
467
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:26,960
It's so good.
468
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,160
- How many more episodes are there?
469
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,000
How many more hours are there?
470
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,960
- Like, I didn't even know because like, when I started it,
471
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,800
I thought it was like a new show.
472
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:40,560
But evidently, the second season is running now.
473
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,840
- Oh, so there's already.
474
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,000
- Yeah, there's like, I think it's an 18 hour shift
475
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,880
because there's 18 episodes in the first season, I think.
476
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,280
So it's like a day.
477
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,920
- An hour shift, bro.
478
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,680
And just all the stuff, dude, like the shit is there.
479
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,600
- Yeah, but is it okay?
480
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,200
So is it in your opinion, and I know you never watched ER,
481
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,040
and I never did either.
482
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:01,880
- Right, no.
483
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,560
- But I did--
484
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,840
- Okay, well hold on, I have these.
485
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,680
- I did a half of these.
486
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,520
- I'm trying to--
487
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,080
- Didn't we watch, Jason,
488
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,960
just to make us watch ER?
489
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,400
- No, I never watch, I'm just watching the ER.
490
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,760
But what about you never watched the other one?
491
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,600
Uh,
492
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,800
- Joe Huff?
493
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,160
- No.
494
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,000
- One-hundred.
495
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,200
- Crazy anatomy?
496
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,040
- Yeah.
497
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,440
- So almost fire?
498
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,280
- Yeah.
499
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,840
- I did watch a little house.
500
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,560
I watched episodes of house.
501
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,520
- Okay, so house and like, crazy anatomy.
502
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,360
- Right.
503
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,480
- I had an unfortunate experience of watching that for a while.
504
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,120
- It just be honest.
505
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,880
So they were like gazing at me.
506
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,840
(laughing)
507
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,120
They were like,
508
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:54,200
"Here's possible medical events, possibly."
509
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,200
- Right.
510
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,120
- But in order of ascending ridiculousness.
511
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,800
So like you would be like,
512
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,320
"Oh, well, I mean, what--
513
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,440
- Well, that's what they do.
514
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,800
That's what they do on the show
515
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
because like I said,
516
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,400
there are student doctors that are in the ER.
517
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,480
And they have to list everything
518
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,480
and then rule out what it's not.
519
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,320
- Not, right, what's that?
520
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,600
- The get to, yeah, medicine.
521
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,320
- That's how they get to the diagnosis of the patient.
522
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,160
You know, you gotta stern them thing
523
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,680
and better survive, baby,
524
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,920
it's Adam, me, the pot of medium.
525
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,640
And they, oh no, what about a case of flicky,
526
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,240
flicking, flicking, flicking, flicking.
527
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,080
- Which one?
528
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,520
- One other hospital was the one that the doctor
529
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,840
that everybody hated got hit by a helicopter.
530
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,920
(laughing)
531
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,800
- That was probably grazing out of me.
532
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,960
- Yeah, one of them was,
533
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,240
I did, that the helicopter landed on top of the thing
534
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,760
and it skipped because the wind blew.
535
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,600
- Right.
536
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,160
- The doctor that everybody hated was downstairs
537
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,480
and he was like,
538
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,760
and the helicopter came,
539
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,240
"Ah, I killed him."
540
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,360
I can't remember.
541
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,920
- I remember seeing that somewhere.
542
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,720
And I was like, "Oh, that's so cool."
543
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,880
- I remember a blanket of also
544
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,040
been like any silver, right?
545
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,440
- I mean, that could have been a movie for all of them.
546
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,000
(laughing)
547
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,240
- It could have been a Steven Seagull movie for all of them.
548
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,680
- It killed by helicopter.
549
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,680
- 2003, she'll walk it.
550
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,960
(laughing)
551
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,160
- Something it's killed by,
552
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,480
but I don't know what you got to do.
553
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,800
- ER, I guess.
554
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,640
- ER?
555
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,760
- Wait, no, the medical, yeah,
556
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,920
and the medical drama, ER.
557
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,960
ER season 10 episode freefall,
558
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,600
a helicopter falls off a roof
559
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,320
and kills this guy of-
560
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,080
- George Clooney, was it George Clooney?
561
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,240
- Yeah. - Was it George Clooney?
562
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,520
- No, he was.
563
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,960
- I think he was.
564
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,400
- I didn't kill him.
565
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,720
- But let me see, oh man,
566
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,040
this thing's falling forever.
567
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,040
- Yeah, okay.
568
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,000
- Falling, falling, falling.
569
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,280
- So now, I remember seeing it somewhere,
570
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,400
and I was like, "Oh, no, I never knew that."
571
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,240
- I never knew that either.
572
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,080
- That's crazy.
573
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,600
I'm about to go back a lot of your art.
574
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,440
(laughing)
575
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,600
- All right, friend, this is-
576
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,080
- This is what season 10 season 10 is.
577
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,080
(laughing)
578
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,480
- Yeah, just that one I said really.
579
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,080
- That's the kid, that's the same.
580
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,920
- 'Cause that was on like, Rick Levy,
581
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,440
and there's like 24 episodes of season during it.
582
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,280
- What is it?
583
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,640
- Is it equally as like,
584
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,040
like, ridiculous at times,
585
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
or is it just like, now it's serious?
586
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,000
- No, like, it gets,
587
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,800
it does get ridiculous because there's like,
588
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,640
this old lady whose handcuffed to a wheelchair,
589
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,120
she keeps calling all the doctors,
590
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,720
like, "Hot ass or sweet, fuck nuts,"
591
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,520
or, "I'm saying sweet cheeks."
592
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,240
Yeah, she's all like trying to,
593
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,080
trying to fuck all these doctors,
594
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,160
but she's the old ass lady handcuffed to a wheelchair.
595
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,400
So, like, there's funny,
596
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,080
there are like,
597
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,640
very funny parts to it,
598
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,920
like, but at the same time,
599
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,280
it jumps to the other side of the spectrum,
600
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,440
and- - Generally it probably hang out
601
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,280
on the other side.
602
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,040
- Theirious, yeah, I'm saying like,
603
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,040
it really- - Yeah, all right, friend.
604
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,120
- Well, here's my advice,
605
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,560
here's our Chinese succulent Chinese meals advice.
606
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,080
- This is the second Chinese meal.
607
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,640
- For you tonight, and that is-
608
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,880
(laughs)
609
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,440
- Everybody, right around tonight.
610
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,560
- Your family will be a source of support and love
611
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,640
in September.
612
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,800
(dramatic music)
613
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,680
- Oh no, don't, I don't like that.
614
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,280
- Yeah. - I don't like that, man.
615
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,160
I don't like that at all, man.
616
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,160
- I ain't meant to you, man,
617
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,600
it's an adult. - I do not like that at all.
618
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,720
You know what, my birthday is in September.
619
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,120
- Right.
620
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,200
- My 50th birthday is in September.
621
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,520
- Uh oh, ah!
622
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,680
(laughs)
623
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,520
- Oh shit!
624
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,520
(laughs)
625
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,840
- I'm just gonna tell you guys, right?
626
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,840
- I'm just gonna be it!
627
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,680
- I love you.
628
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,000
(laughs)
629
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,520
You get to show up, you.
630
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,360
(laughs)
631
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,760
- The ambulance, the ambulance took you,
632
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,160
and you got to chop by the people, the ambulance.
633
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,160
So, it shouldn't be more like this.
634
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,000
(laughs)
635
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,200
- Well, friend, I'll tell you one thing.
636
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,840
- Hey, what, what, do I got some numbers on the back?
637
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,960
- I was just what I was about to tell you.
638
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,800
- We got the numbers.
639
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,520
- This friend, your lucky numbers are,
640
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,680
- 20.
641
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,160
- 34.
642
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,680
- 48.
643
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,840
- 48.
644
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,560
- Six and nine.
645
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,440
- No, I was sort of, no, no, 48.
646
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
- I got 11.
647
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,280
- Three.
648
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,080
- Yeah.
649
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,280
- 48.
650
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,120
- Six.
651
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120
- 16.
652
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,240
- 15.
653
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,080
- Hey!
654
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,920
- 15.
655
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,760
- 15.
656
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,320
- If you'd like to learn how to say,
657
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,640
- Fortune cookie in Chinese.
658
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,960
- In Mandarin.
659
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,520
- It's easy.
660
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,640
All you have to say is, "Quay on you, bang."
661
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,040
- "Quay on you, bang."
662
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,520
(dramatic music)
663
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,360
- Exactly, people were like,
664
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,480
"Oh, Fortune cookie," and you're like, "Of course."
665
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,640
- Yes.
666
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,480
- Kishi.
667
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,400
- I don't know what the fortune cookie is,
668
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,240
'cause the fortune cookie is a bit--
669
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,080
- Kishi, sure.
670
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,080
- Yeah, exactly.
671
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,400
(laughs)
672
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,400
- Who's the master?
673
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,320
- I learned every last dragon, yeah?
674
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,440
(laughs)
675
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,300
- Yeah, because he went to the fortune,
676
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,140
found the master.
677
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,140
- What is the master?
678
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:07,160
- Where is the master?
679
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,000
- Where is the master?
680
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,840
- He's in the back.
681
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,360
He's in the 14-year-old machine.
682
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,200
(laughs)
683
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,040
- He's in the machine.
684
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,840
(laughs)
685
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,440
(laughs)
686
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,680
- In the wild and lost dragon.
687
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,160
- That movie was awesome.
688
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,240
- Well, Fred, speaking of things that are awesome.
689
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,080
- What?
690
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,760
- I was waiting on that one to give me a good segue
691
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,600
for that one.
692
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,360
- Well, I have probably done something.
693
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,920
- It's not as awesome as you think.
694
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,560
- Uh-oh.
695
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,400
- No, Fred, I decided--
696
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,560
- Two.
697
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,880
- No, I haven't hired a prostitute.
698
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,200
- He gave you a ride.
699
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,040
(laughs)
700
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,200
- No, that's not him.
701
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,040
- It did, I did.
702
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,040
(laughs)
703
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,360
- No, I didn't, I almost did, but I didn't.
704
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,040
(laughs)
705
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,040
It's not gonna be one of these stories,
706
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,040
it's a little bit, but it's not, okay, so, no.
707
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,880
(laughs)
708
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,320
- I volunteered.
709
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,160
- Oh God.
710
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,640
(laughs)
711
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,800
- Black football.
712
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,960
- Okay, okay, okay.
713
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,280
- Okay, that's good.
714
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,680
(laughs)
715
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,920
- I didn't do it any crazy.
716
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,440
I did it, no, no, no, no, no, I did that, I did that.
717
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,280
- Yeah, I'm excited.
718
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,120
- I'm excited.
719
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,120
- I'm thankful for what, yo, it's great.
720
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:13,960
- It's great.
721
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,560
- Yeah, eight under, you'll be a bunch of kids.
722
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,400
- Yeah.
723
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,720
- And we had our first practice tonight.
724
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,120
- Hey, run, please.
725
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,000
- Run, yeah, we just run the most, we were just,
726
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,480
tonight I was like, we're just goofing around,
727
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,920
we're just running around having fun,
728
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,760
it's first practice.
729
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,240
- I find the fastest kid.
730
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,080
- That's what I did.
731
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,040
- And give him a hit in the ball.
732
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,040
- No, that's what I did.
733
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,240
I was like, 'cause we had, you know, they have tryouts,
734
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,320
where they have everybody run the drills.
735
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,920
So I was just like, looking around,
736
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,320
I'm like, whoever is the fastest kid,
737
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,760
I'm just gonna pick him first.
738
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,600
- Yeah.
739
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
- That's exactly what I did.
740
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,440
- That's it.
741
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,280
- I got him.
742
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
- That's it, man.
743
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280
- Yeah, I think it's the best.
744
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,720
- Is it gonna talk it?
745
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,000
- No, not really, really.
746
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
747
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,000
- I'm gonna have a lot of access to talking.
748
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,080
- Yeah, okay.
749
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,440
- But, you know, that's okay.
750
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,280
- Eight, no, no, no.
751
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,120
- Yeah, so.
752
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,800
- We'll do the best we can with what we can.
753
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,480
A lot of fast kids, so.
754
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,480
- Great.
755
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,800
- A lot of them.
756
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,240
- A lot of them not white kids as well.
757
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,320
(laughs)
758
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,480
- You wanna be an honest kid?
759
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,760
- Yeah, you got a chance of winning now.
760
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,920
- No, I'm being honest.
761
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,760
I realized.
762
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,560
- It's all the things you want.
763
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,920
(laughs)
764
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,240
- No, no, 'cause like when I did basketball and stuff,
765
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,880
I didn't do it purposefully.
766
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,600
But by the end, that was like,
767
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,880
well, I was like, there's a few more,
768
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,280
I have more white kids on the scene
769
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,120
than I would like.
770
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:28,960
- Oh, yeah.
771
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,800
- That's cool.
772
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800
- And so I said, I'm not gonna,
773
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,000
why, I'm not being mean.
774
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,840
I mean, I'm not.
775
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,680
- You know what I've said is,
776
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,680
he shouldn't have done that.
777
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,920
That's what I'm saying.
778
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,760
I'm like, she's.
779
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,400
- And so, yeah, and so I was like,
780
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,640
I won't make that mistake.
781
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,280
- He's like, don't, don't even pick your own kid.
782
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,880
- No, no, no, no, no.
783
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,680
- I tried to trade him.
784
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,520
(laughs)
785
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,520
Halfway, no, you know what, my kid,
786
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,280
he was hanging in there and he was fast enough,
787
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,240
not upper level, but in the right, you know,
788
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,080
up to the top.
789
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,880
- He's playing, he's playing flag too.
790
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,880
- He's playing for, yeah, well,
791
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,720
- Yeah, he's playing.
792
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,880
- Yeah, he's playing our team, yeah.
793
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,000
- Nick, yeah, so,
794
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,840
- Okay.
795
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,000
- He's gotta worry about it.
796
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,440
- I was Nick that he just didn't have a shank or something.
797
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,640
He's playing tackle now.
798
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,640
- I know, he was like, can we tackle it?
799
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,240
I was like, no, you can attack him.
800
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,480
- He's gonna be stabbing somebody.
801
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,000
He'll have like a one-shot.
802
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,840
- He's so good, man.
803
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,880
- Yeah, I remember my youngest, or my oldest,
804
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,360
when he played flag and I got the coach alongside him.
805
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,200
- Yeah.
806
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,240
- And there was, there was the coach and then
807
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,200
there was the assistant coach and then they just asked me,
808
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,880
he was like, yo, you wanna help?
809
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,840
You know, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna cop this coach.
810
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,840
- Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah.
811
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,960
- They're the parents and they look and they're like,
812
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,960
the coach, the head coach would go out on offense
813
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,880
because the coach passes the ball.
814
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,320
- Right, we got not in mislead.
815
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,200
Now we have to deal with--
816
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,040
- Not in the league?
817
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,680
- No, we got a kid to do it.
818
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,520
- No, you got kids.
819
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,200
Okay, well, this is why we're running the ball a lot.
820
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,800
- The coach passed the ball and so head coach did offense,
821
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,160
assistant coach did defense and like,
822
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,840
I was just on the sideline like, yo, okay,
823
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,000
you getting in for a number of them in there.
824
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,840
- Yeah.
825
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,240
- And then they were like, who wouldn't like,
826
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,800
like, I don't know, fourth-foot game.
827
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,840
We won the championship, by the way.
828
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,680
- All right.
829
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,120
- But they were like, you know, Frank, go ahead.
830
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:31,960
You can do defense and I was like, okay, so I was like,
831
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,200
okay, everybody just get a man, get a man, he'll sit
832
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,280
and they hide the ball and like, he threw a bomb on me
833
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,080
and like, the kid caught it and it is the,
834
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,160
I was just like, shit.
835
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,360
- Go back to motivation.
836
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,200
- Oh my, yeah, I was just going to back there.
837
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,440
- Like, I was, yeah.
838
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,280
- I'm dead.
839
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,840
(laughing)
840
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,320
- Well, no, it's a lot of fun.
841
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,520
It's a lot of fun.
842
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:00,160
- We did our tryouts on Monday and for people who are listening,
843
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,040
they're gonna be like, oh, you guys are posseys.
844
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,680
But like, the temperature had a sudden drop off Monday night.
845
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,840
Yeah, super cold and super windy and it was like,
846
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,760
teams are 20s, I don't know, it was really cold.
847
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,760
- Yeah, it was cold.
848
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,520
- And super windy and so we had to do it,
849
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:19,560
we had to do the tryouts and then immediately do a draft
850
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,880
of all these kids as soon as the tryouts were over
851
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,520
in the parking lot of the park that we were at.
852
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,600
And it was cold as hell and not one person.
853
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,880
And now this is what cracks me up.
854
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,560
So there's like, there are like three white coaches,
855
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,480
like one Latino guy and the other four dudes
856
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,680
are African American, right?
857
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,680
- Jesus Christ.
858
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,720
- Like, nine teams.
859
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,560
- Eight teams?
860
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,640
- Yeah.
861
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,160
And so I'm like, and it's just, it's really funny to me
862
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,920
because like the white coaches, like myself,
863
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,880
I mean, we're cold obviously.
864
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,400
We're hanging in there.
865
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,120
The Latino guy is like, does not want anything to do with this.
866
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,960
- No.
867
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,320
- And just give me whoever.
868
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,080
- And all the black dudes and all the black dudes like,
869
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,800
about halfway through, they're like, fuck this.
870
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,640
(laughing)
871
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,600
Whatever you do, get us outta here.
872
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,120
- We don't care about these teams.
873
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,920
- It's like fantasy, like 10th round.
874
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,760
- Yeah.
875
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,760
- You're like, you're an autofig.
876
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,680
- I don't think, yeah, I don't think.
877
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,920
(laughing)
878
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,240
- It's autofig, you should, yeah.
879
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,160
- Well, they were, 'cause they were like, you could do pigs,
880
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,000
like with, for the kids you didn't show up.
881
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:23,840
- Right.
882
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,920
- Who signed up, you could just be like,
883
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,880
"I'll just take a mystery pig."
884
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,520
And so one guy's like, just give me a mystery pig
885
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,360
so I'll rest of the game.
886
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,360
- Yeah, that's, I'm going home.
887
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,600
- And so, yeah, it was fun.
888
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,480
- Mumble could get pull taps.
889
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,000
- Now he's like, it's cold and short,
890
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,840
(laughing)
891
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,680
I'll be all mad.
892
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,400
- Oh, fuck that.
893
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,680
- Yeah, the kids didn't want to be out there, but, you know.
894
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,400
- No, like, no, it did, it got cold,
895
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,240
doesn't it?
896
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,040
It did really get cold.
897
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,000
I was out there using my new telescope.
898
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,840
- Oh, yeah.
899
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,640
- Yeah, it's still hot.
900
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,000
- And, look at that moon.
901
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,840
- What, really?
902
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,640
- Yeah, these old moon.
903
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,200
- So, four moon.
904
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,640
- You were really looking at your neighbor, George.
905
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,680
- Did you get your eight mic set?
906
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,040
No, I didn't, I didn't.
907
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,160
I lost seven.
908
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,000
I lost seven.
909
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
- I got my pool table though.
910
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,560
- Well, Fred, I just won a bid.
911
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,440
- Oh, did you?
912
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,320
- Right before the show, because I was waiting on you
913
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,200
to start the show and I don't know what we're talking about,
914
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,280
so I hopped on.
915
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,120
- Yeah.
916
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:20,960
- And I found,
917
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,800
- What's it?
918
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,480
- A record cabinet for the Popeye record.
919
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,480
- Yeah.
920
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,800
- And he was $3, but it was an Anderson,
921
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,880
and now it is non-transformable.
922
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,040
- Oh, you gotta go to the--
923
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:30,880
- But now I have to drive.
924
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880
- You got three days.
925
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,720
- Why not?
926
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,120
- Three days ago, no Monday.
927
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,280
- You know anybody in Anderson?
928
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,520
- Oh, can anybody pick it up?
929
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,360
- Yeah, yeah.
930
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,960
- You just sent them your barcode,
931
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,800
and they can go get it for you.
932
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,640
- Oh, really?
933
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,480
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
934
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,320
- I'm in this main Anderson.
935
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320
- Yeah.
936
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,800
- It was also because he didn't want to get it too.
937
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,320
He's like, "How do I am bidding?"
938
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,320
- I didn't want to bid.
939
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,720
- I was like, "You can't, you can't."
940
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,280
- He was like, "What's your bid?"
941
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,640
And shit, like, "I had some shit tonight."
942
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,680
I had some shit tonight.
943
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,640
I was bidding because, you know, I got the poker table,
944
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,080
so I needed chairs.
945
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,000
So I was like, like, a single folding chair.
946
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,520
There was like five of them,
947
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,000
and I bid $1, you know, I bid $1.
948
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,880
First, I was the first one to bid,
949
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,720
so I had $1, I lost all of them, by the way.
950
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,480
But like, the last chair that motherfucker kept outbidding me,
951
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,800
I was like, "Okay, yeah, you really want this fucking chair?
952
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,800
You're gonna pay $17 fucking dollars for a folding chair."
953
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800
(laughing)
954
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,400
- You said, "I'm a bitch."
955
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,800
- I'm actually on the mountain.
956
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,760
(laughing)
957
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,360
- I was so fucking mad, you keep outbidding me.
958
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,920
Oh, you said it.
959
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,600
I had a Casio keyboard that was on there,
960
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:45,600
and I had it, $5, I had it, it was mine.
961
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,280
- I can't, why did I buy that?
962
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,480
- Yeah, I want it, 'cause I wanna learn how to play piano.
963
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,160
There was a good time.
964
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,640
I lost that fucking two.
965
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,880
- Life is pain, you're right, Fred.
966
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,440
- It is, it is, but.
967
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,360
- All right, well, let's take a painfully quick break.
968
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,360
- I don't want to, keep it wrong.
969
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,200
No, we're taking a quick break.
970
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,440
- Nah, keep it rolling.
971
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,840
- I can't, we have to eat, if I don't eat this fortune cookie,
972
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,600
or the board is not gonna come through, Fred.
973
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,200
- You can, I don't want it to come through.
974
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,480
- I can't eat, I'm not, I'm not.
975
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,360
- We'll watch you eat the fortune cookie.
976
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,760
- Eat it, look at it.
977
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,240
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
978
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,360
- This is the body, take it and remember me.
979
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,160
- I'm watching you eat this fortune cookie.
980
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,960
- Look at it, look at it.
981
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,440
It's said, "Oh, he should be a break."
982
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,160
- Chewing, "Oh, be coo's the black link."
983
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,000
- Again.
984
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,600
(laughing)
985
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,200
- I know now what sadness feels like.
986
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,360
- Yes, it feels sad, no.
987
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,040
- This is not good.
988
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,680
Whatever it's about to happen is not good.
989
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,400
♪ Lonely, lonely mind ♪
990
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,640
- Oh, it's just that one.
991
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,360
- That's it.
992
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,280
- He's drinking water now, folks.
993
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,080
Okay, so, guess what?
994
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,240
- What?
995
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,080
- We're back.
996
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,720
- We're back.
997
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,840
And that means--
998
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:07,680
- After that's--
999
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,680
- Not going anywhere.
1000
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,200
- It's time, that's right.
1001
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,480
It's time, Fred.
1002
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,960
Everyone's favorite event of this week.
1003
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,960
- Right now.
1004
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,760
- And that is, it's time for Wac History Month.
1005
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Wac.
1006
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,600
- Wac.
1007
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,360
- History.
1008
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,280
- We got some facts that are Wac.
1009
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,400
And I'm gonna start with the Wac
1010
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,800
and do them all potentially Fred,
1011
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,840
or maybe the least Wac.
1012
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,200
I don't know how it works.
1013
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,040
Fred, I'm sure you grew up,
1014
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,680
you grew up in the age of convenience
1015
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,440
and frozen things that people liked.
1016
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,560
- Convenient and frozen.
1017
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,400
- Yeah.
1018
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,680
- You grew up in the end of the year
1019
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,840
in the time of Brazilians in the year of the preparation.
1020
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,840
- In the year of the preparation.
1021
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,440
- In the year of the preparation.
1022
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,280
- Yeah.
1023
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,360
Well, Fred, I don't know about you.
1024
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,200
- Yep.
1025
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,520
- But I always looked forward
1026
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
when I was a younger gentleman or lady.
1027
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,760
- Mm-hmm.
1028
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:07,760
- To an enjoyable frozen tube of minute made
1029
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,120
frozen juice constant.
1030
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,000
- Yeah, a castrate, yeah.
1031
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,800
- For you, it makes it with the water.
1032
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,640
- Yeah.
1033
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,480
- Yeah.
1034
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,320
- Yeah.
1035
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,000
- It was a lost frozen castrate.
1036
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,840
- Right.
1037
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,000
And it was invented for, do you know
1038
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,280
when it was invented Fred?
1039
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,280
- Oh, probably like a 50s.
1040
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,360
- In the 40s, yeah.
1041
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,200
It's very good.
1042
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,040
- 40s, yeah.
1043
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,880
- Same thing.
1044
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,720
- Yeah.
1045
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,680
- Well, in the 40s, ain't.
1046
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,400
So Fred, it's the end of an era.
1047
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,240
- Wait, what?
1048
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,120
- Because minute made is discontinuing
1049
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,280
its frozen orange juice constant rate
1050
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,800
in the US and Canada.
1051
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,000
- You son of a bitch.
1052
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,840
- Right?
1053
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,400
I've never seen you more angry.
1054
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,280
- Well, why did you just do it in here,
1055
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,480
not all over the world?
1056
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,880
- Well, I don't know, Fred,
1057
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,720
around with the iconic slush filled tubes
1058
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,320
of orange juice constant rate.
1059
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,320
- Slush, which have been around for eight years.
1060
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,840
(laughs)
1061
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,240
- Sit in the freezer section.
1062
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,200
I'm gonna get some tomorrow.
1063
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:10,160
It says, "Jewer, discontinuing are a lawyer."
1064
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,960
Wow, wow, we're discontinuing our frozen products
1065
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,240
and existing, exiting the frozen canned category
1066
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,080
in response to shifting consumer preference, see?
1067
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,680
A Coca-Cola spokesperson said in 1940.
1068
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,960
While the juice category is growing strongly,
1069
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,400
we're focused on products that better match
1070
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,200
what our consumers want, doll face.
1071
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,160
Frozen products will be discontinued
1072
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,640
in Q1 of 2026.
1073
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,800
- Well then stored inventory available,
1074
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,560
wow, supplies last.
1075
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,760
- Yeah, I don't wanna go get some,
1076
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,600
I'm a thome in the freezer.
1077
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,840
- I am, I'm gonna go get 'em and we're gonna resell 'em.
1078
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,840
So, Fred, if you're feeling nostalgic.
1079
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,200
- Wait five years.
1080
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,960
- You have until April to grab a few ice cold cans.
1081
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,040
- Old time's sake.
1082
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,240
- That's a bummer, dude.
1083
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,640
- Yeah, it is, man.
1084
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,800
That's like, anybody here.
1085
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,840
- It makes me appreciate, like now I need to go
1086
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,120
and get some for real.
1087
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,960
- Yeah.
1088
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:08,960
- 'Cause if I don't go get my kids will never taste it.
1089
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,000
- Right, exactly.
1090
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,840
And they will remember.
1091
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,920
- And they should taste it.
1092
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,840
- Yeah, I mean, you should know what.
1093
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,240
- But they should be mildly disappointed by what we were.
1094
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,320
- Right, yeah, like.
1095
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,640
- Still excited.
1096
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,520
- Yeah, at the same time, just a while.
1097
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,880
- You put too much water in it.
1098
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,880
- Yeah, exactly.
1099
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,880
- My dad used to make,
1100
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,960
but if we were good, he'd be like, you know what?
1101
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,320
There's not enough really to make butchers.
1102
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,320
And he poured the water into the plastic thing
1103
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,120
and he'd have this and you're like,
1104
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,280
"Oh, yeah, that's my, yeah."
1105
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,400
- Get that residue.
1106
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400
- Yeah, you know.
1107
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,320
- 'Cause it was cardboard, you remember like the Hawaiian punch?
1108
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320
(laughing)
1109
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,160
Oh, like a plastic coating around.
1110
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,760
- Yeah, like a can of biscuits.
1111
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,280
- Yeah, like the old Hawaiian punch.
1112
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,200
- I used to come and cardboard things like that before.
1113
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,360
- It was a can.
1114
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,880
(laughing)
1115
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,360
- Oh my God.
1116
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,240
- So yeah, Fred, that's pretty wack.
1117
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,960
And then history's gonna look back as.
1118
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,880
- That's terrible, that's wack.
1119
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,320
- I'm gonna get some and I'm gonna drink it
1120
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320
next week on the show.
1121
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,200
That's why that's a black link like Gary.
1122
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,040
- Yeah, you gonna get that?
1123
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,880
- You gonna get some.
1124
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,160
- I am gonna see what they got.
1125
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,000
Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
1126
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,840
And I'm gonna.
1127
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,360
- Is it just the orange juice?
1128
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,240
Or they're gonna do the great.
1129
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,400
- Oh, they're discontinuing all the fruit.
1130
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,240
- The varieties.
1131
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,760
- It looks like them.
1132
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,080
- Damn, damn.
1133
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:26,920
- I did like it.
1134
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,760
- It's true.
1135
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,600
- You know that great, right?
1136
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,600
- Oh yeah, well of course you.
1137
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
- Yeah, you said that right.
1138
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,440
- Great juice, Fred.
1139
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440
It's on racist.
1140
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,120
- It's hard to get all.
1141
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,960
- Hard to get all.
1142
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,920
- Well Fred, this is less wack history
1143
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,440
and more just kind of hilarious hijinks from a drug dealer.
1144
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,800
- Mmm, that's right Fred.
1145
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,080
- My God of people.
1146
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,000
- For more friends at TheGuardian.com,
1147
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,800
that's the UK's new version of news.
1148
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,120
In Barnesley, Fred, you know where Barnesley is.
1149
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,640
- Yeah, my next thing.
1150
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,840
- Pastor.
1151
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,840
- Farinsley.
1152
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,840
- Farinsley.
1153
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,000
(laughs)
1154
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,520
- A Barnesley drug dealer rigged properties
1155
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,840
with home alone style booby traps, Fred.
1156
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,120
- Oh God.
1157
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,080
- He said, Ian Claught in '60, jailed
1158
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,960
after setting up crow scares, stun guns
1159
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,440
and homemade flame throwers to deter intruders.
1160
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,680
So a drug dealer has been jailed for seven years
1161
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,760
after rigging a series of houses
1162
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,920
with home alone style booby traps to deter intruders.
1163
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,360
- They didn't care about the drugs.
1164
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,440
- Ian, he's not a, he's not a, he's not a, he's not a,
1165
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,960
he's not a killer.
1166
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,840
- Well, it turns out, he was found guilty
1167
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,760
of several drugs and firearm offenses
1168
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,760
while along with his ex-wife, who was also found guilty.
1169
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,840
- Did they, like, did he have like a bunch of
1170
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,160
micro, mini micro machines?
1171
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,680
- Yeah, they're pretty much.
1172
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,360
- Like, they're accused of being a micro,
1173
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,560
of weed dealers and supplying class B drugs
1174
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,440
from three properties near Barnesley, South Yorkshire.
1175
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,600
- Yorkshire.
1176
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,080
- And during the trial, the court heard
1177
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,240
that they cladden in his then wife, quote, "heavenly,
1178
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:19,240
heavily fortified the houses, all of which were in Grimthalp."
1179
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,640
A village on the outskirts of town, that's what it really is called.
1180
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,760
Towsing tool, I mean, that's a cool last day.
1181
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,480
Why don't we live in a place like that?
1182
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,320
- Next to Ministerspirus.
1183
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,160
- Yeah, right.
1184
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,560
(laughing)
1185
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,560
- So yeah, they use modified scurroscares, which I don't know what,
1186
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,920
I don't know what a crude scarer is, do you know what that is?
1187
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,360
- A scurroscaer?
1188
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,200
- A scarer?
1189
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,480
- Yeah, a scarer, a scarer.
1190
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,960
- They didn't just use a scarer, that's not enough.
1191
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,840
They're like, he had him shinkan.
1192
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,160
(laughing)
1193
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,320
(screaming)
1194
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,120
- They use tools such as modified crow scurs,
1195
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,200
fishing wires, stun guns, and even homemade flame throwers.
1196
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,200
So, that's what he said, that's what he was thinking of.
1197
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,200
So, I don't know what it's called.
1198
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,360
- Oh, well, no, this says effective crow scurs,
1199
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,800
technique, oh, that's crow scurs, hanging dead crow's upside down,
1200
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,040
my grumpy, you can do that.
1201
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,160
- Right.
1202
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,240
- Yeah.
1203
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,080
I don't know.
1204
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,840
I don't know where a crow scurs is.
1205
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,840
- Yeah, I don't either.
1206
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,400
So, they were, the couple was caught
1207
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,320
when officers intercepted parcels from China
1208
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,720
addressed to them that contained imitation firearms.
1209
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,440
Like fake shotguns and stuff like that.
1210
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,920
- So, that's what it is.
1211
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,920
A crow scare is something that would scare a crow.
1212
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,040
So, that's basically what a, yeah,
1213
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,240
that's basically what a crow scare is.
1214
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,960
- Like a noise though, maybe or something?
1215
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,160
- Maybe, yeah.
1216
00:40:55,160 --> 00:41:00,160
Anything, big owl, fake owl hanging upside,
1217
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,000
dead crow's hanging upside down.
1218
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,680
- But I just feel like a crow scare in this situation,
1219
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,240
but yeah, it be, I guess it'd be a man scare
1220
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,280
because we like, what is it?
1221
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,520
- Maybe that come out, maybe that come out.
1222
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,520
- Oh, oh, bird, I'm a bird.
1223
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,800
(laughing)
1224
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
- Watch out, top up, man.
1225
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,120
- I'm a bird.
1226
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,200
- I'm a bird, she's like, I ain't working out for me,
1227
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,400
come out, watch out for me, Bubby.
1228
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,560
I'm a really big bird.
1229
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,520
(laughing)
1230
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,280
- I'm really high.
1231
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,800
- Cuckaw.
1232
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,640
- Cuckaw.
1233
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,000
- Right on.
1234
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,600
- All right, Fred, well,
1235
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,520
- Yep.
1236
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,120
- Every other thing we've talked about,
1237
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,200
is in its own rightful way, bin a little whack.
1238
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,240
- Oh whack.
1239
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:53,400
- But this one, I'm gonna let you decide
1240
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,440
if this one is whack or something else.
1241
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,880
I don't know, definitely not that.
1242
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:06,000
- Fred, a US man, right up the road in North Carolina.
1243
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,360
- A US man.
1244
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,040
- Has, is you to challenge to the internet?
1245
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,240
To disprove his claim, would you like to guess
1246
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,400
what his claim could be?
1247
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,840
- The earth is flat.
1248
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,320
- Alan, would you like to guess your way off?
1249
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:25,360
His claim is, thinking the most crazy, stupid,
1250
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,320
crazy thing that someone could claim on the internet,
1251
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,120
that no one would ever do it,
1252
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,600
unless they were dead, sure they were right.
1253
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,160
- He owns the moon.
1254
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:38,720
(laughing)
1255
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,880
- You wanted the question mark or something?
1256
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,520
- He did it the question mark.
1257
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,600
- My great, great, great, great, great, great,
1258
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,840
that it influenced me.
1259
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,840
- I did wanna tell, I was gonna tell the kids tonight
1260
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,360
that they may recognize me because my uncle
1261
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,960
in Ben and Fantasy football.
1262
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,360
(laughing)
1263
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,040
And then, would they were like,
1264
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,320
would they be like, "No, but wouldn't that be cool?"
1265
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,920
And then, go on my conversation.
1266
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,600
- Every time, every time a Whitney Houston song comes on,
1267
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,280
I'll tell my kids, that's a cousin.
1268
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,560
Hey, that's a cousin.
1269
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,320
(laughing)
1270
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,920
- Well, Fred, speaking of Whitney Houston, not really.
1271
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,560
So the challenge was to disprove his claim
1272
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,320
of having the world's smallest penis.
1273
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,800
- Oh.
1274
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,720
- And he's doing it to raise micro penis awareness.
1275
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,400
- Everybody know about it?
1276
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,240
- Well, you know, not everybody knows about
1277
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,400
how my hair is your dance.
1278
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,240
- How my hair is your dance.
1279
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,080
- How my hair is your dance?
1280
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,320
(laughing)
1281
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,840
- The Fred, Michael Phillips, poor little guy.
1282
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,240
- Michael Phillips.
1283
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,920
- Michael Phillips and his little buddy.
1284
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,360
- Rebelled that he had and, okay.
1285
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:49,720
I'm gonna let you, you know, I'm gonna read through this.
1286
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:56,400
And then, I'm going to say, hey, I'll be--
1287
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,920
- Do you think his penis is--
1288
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,920
- Oh, does he go--
1289
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,720
- Oh, does he say, have to be?
1290
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,720
- Yeah, I'm just talking about it.
1291
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,720
- I don't care how--
1292
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,640
- 17 inches.
1293
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,360
- I'm hoping for most of you guys.
1294
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,720
I'm hopeful for you both that it's not the size of his.
1295
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,920
- I don't know, man.
1296
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:17,760
- Okay.
1297
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,600
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
1298
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,920
- Well, a North Carolina man has challenged anyone on earth
1299
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,360
to disprove his claim of having the world's smallest penis.
1300
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,800
- He advocates against body shaming and aims to raise awareness
1301
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,560
about the medical condition known as microppinus.
1302
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,880
- Microppinus.
1303
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,200
- Microppinus.
1304
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,960
- I'm sure that's what he's trying to tell.
1305
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,280
- I'm sure that's what he's like--
1306
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,720
- Oh, he's called.
1307
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,200
- Yeah, when he meets a girl, he's like, yeah,
1308
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,760
I suffer from microppinus.
1309
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,600
- No.
1310
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,400
- This is like, oh, what's that?
1311
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,480
And he's like, oh, you know, it's a, it's Greek.
1312
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,040
- It's a reddit series.
1313
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,520
- It's Greek, so--
1314
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,080
- It's not contagious.
1315
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,480
- Oh.
1316
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,000
- Little Mikey Phillips.
1317
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,640
- Okay, he's like, you definitely won't get it.
1318
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,160
- No worries.
1319
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,640
- 38.
1320
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,360
- Drew Down the Gotlin interview posted Friday
1321
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,000
on TMZ's YouTube channel,
1322
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
in which he purported his penis was
1323
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,600
blank when fully erect.
1324
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,520
I'm gonna hold on, I'm not putting the number
1325
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,360
'cause I want you to get--
1326
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,840
- Right.
1327
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:19,760
- While holding up the finger on his right pinky,
1328
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,360
to illustrate the link and said it's smaller than that.
1329
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,000
- Now, he remarked that according to the research
1330
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,720
he had done online, it led him to believe he was endowed,
1331
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,240
if you wanna call it that,
1332
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,200
with the globe's smallest penis.
1333
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,760
But he added, I welcome anyone to go out there
1334
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,280
and beat me.
1335
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,120
- Beat it.
1336
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,960
(laughs)
1337
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,720
- He wants somebody to beat his penis?
1338
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,560
- The look.
1339
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,400
(laughs)
1340
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
- Well, how much does that motherfucker weigh?
1341
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,640
- There's a few ways, like 700 pounds, you know?
1342
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,320
- He doesn't look like he weighs 700 pounds.
1343
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,160
- But I don't know.
1344
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,600
- There's other ways to get people to beat your penis, man.
1345
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,440
- There's no--
1346
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,960
- That is, yeah.
1347
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,920
- No, the bears.
1348
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,520
- Okay, so let's see, Phillips indicated
1349
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,760
that he had been diagnosed with having a micro penis
1350
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,000
in 2025.
1351
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,440
He evidently agreed to the interview with the gossip outlet
1352
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,200
to reduce the stigma about the condition.
1353
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,720
- There he was 37.
1354
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,480
It took him 37 years he was alive.
1355
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,480
- He had a micro penis?
1356
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,400
- Well, yeah, wait till you find out.
1357
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,240
- A puanon?
1358
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,080
- Yeah.
1359
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,160
- Wait till you find out and you're gonna be like,
1360
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,880
wait a minute, what?
1361
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,720
So, and he asserted,
1362
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,520
'cause he's North Carolina.
1363
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,560
- It's not just some slang term people use on the internet.
1364
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,520
(laughs)
1365
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,120
Now furthermore, Bill suggested having a micro penis
1366
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,440
is no laughing matter.
1367
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,560
But wanted to encourage problems, medical intervention,
1368
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:47,080
for anyone who had endured intimacy struggles
1369
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,280
while grappling with the realities of the condition.
1370
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,880
Can they do that?
1371
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,360
- Pompidop.
1372
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,200
Like, I don't know.
1373
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,160
- So well, Fred, according to our friends at the Cleveland Clinic,
1374
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,120
they say that anyone with a stretched penile length
1375
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:07,120
of less than 2.67 inches is considered to have a micro penis.
1376
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,240
- 2.67.
1377
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,160
- I believe that when they say stretched,
1378
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,920
I believe they mean as full attention.
1379
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,120
- Like, yeah.
1380
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,200
- Somebody grabbed the head and pulled it.
1381
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,560
- No, like, if full attention.
1382
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,560
- If it's more than 2.76 inches, you're good.
1383
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,280
- If you have, if you're,
1384
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,200
if you're, if you're bow jangle.
1385
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,320
(laughs)
1386
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,320
- Yeah, that's how, I don't like,
1387
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,160
if that's the reason.
1388
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,480
- You're good, good, good.
1389
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,320
- I'm good.
1390
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,160
- I'm like, yeah.
1391
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,000
(laughs)
1392
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
- Yes.
1393
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,320
(laughs)
1394
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,840
- Alan, Alan, you may not believe this
1395
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,200
since you're obviously suffering from it.
1396
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,440
But the condition is very rare.
1397
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,280
- It's rare.
1398
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,520
- Effective about 0.6% of people worldwide.
1399
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,800
- But it doesn't affect me because I'm,
1400
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,000
it's like 2.76.
1401
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,840
- That's not something like,
1402
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,880
it's not life-threatening, yeah, I mean.
1403
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,120
- Well, you know, it's like altering,
1404
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,120
well, Fred, according to our friend, Mr. Phillips,
1405
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,120
he recounted, he recounted, quote,
1406
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,000
several occasions of being in a position,
1407
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,440
oh, I'm sorry, several occasions of being in a position
1408
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,360
where I could have had six and trying
1409
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,680
and not being successful.
1410
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,840
It led me to wanting to go see if there was anything
1411
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,160
I could do to increase the size of my penis.
1412
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,000
- I don't know what that is.
1413
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,320
- He also said using the bathroom can be difficult
1414
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,840
because, quote, it goes everywhere and stuff like that.
1415
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,680
(laughs)
1416
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,120
- He pisses it out on the bars, yeah.
1417
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,160
- I can't even control it.
1418
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,320
So he says the medical providers who ultimately diagnosed
1419
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:46,000
the condition didn't give any advice on how to increase it.
1420
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,840
But advised, there's minor things that can be done.
1421
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,840
So, okay.
1422
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,440
- It's not a jelly-on line.
1423
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,560
- He had a 10-minute conversation on here
1424
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,160
where he explained that he can't get intimate
1425
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,160
in the traditional sense, meaning penetrative sex.
1426
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,360
And instead relies on oral stimulation
1427
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,560
and other forms of quote unquote, fooling around
1428
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,240
in his romantic pursuits.
1429
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:18,400
I bet that she like sucking on a pacifier.
1430
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,720
- I feel like when you find out--
1431
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,520
- You have a big cat help.
1432
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,680
- So he--
1433
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:31,960
- He acknowledged to TMZ that he had researched--
1434
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,160
- TMZ!
1435
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,800
- Oh, no, bro.
1436
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,040
- He had researched whether there was a Guinness book
1437
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,840
of world records category for which he could submit
1438
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,080
given with, you know, what he had.
1439
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,080
But it turns out Guinness does not keep him in sex organ stats.
1440
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,640
- They don't do that.
1441
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,400
- So he wants to put out,
1442
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,520
pointy, you know, he put out the challenge for everybody.
1443
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,880
Okay.
1444
00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,720
So Fred--
1445
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:00,560
- Beat me.
1446
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,920
- Beat him, Fred.
1447
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,080
I want you.
1448
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,000
- I'm just gonna say one and a half inches.
1449
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,840
- Okay.
1450
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,200
- Well, I wouldn't win rock hard.
1451
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,840
- Rock hard, one and a half inches?
1452
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,080
- And a half inches.
1453
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,880
- 2.8 is, I'd say,
1454
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,400
but maybe 2.2 inches.
1455
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,520
- According to Mr. Phillips,
1456
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,960
I didn't measure it.
1457
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,560
- You're not gonna like this one, bet.
1458
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,040
His penis.
1459
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,920
- It's eight inches.
1460
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,520
- 0.38 inches when fully erect.
1461
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,000
- 0.38.
1462
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,840
- What is it?
1463
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,840
- How did it?
1464
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,720
- That's,
1465
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,600
the literally penis.
1466
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,600
- I wonder if he's an affer,
1467
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,440
- He's an affer,
1468
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440
- Aster,
1469
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,280
- Yeah, I wonder if he's an affer, did he?
1470
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,760
- Yeah, that's aster,
1471
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,440
- Aster,
1472
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,640
- He looks like he's a dude.
1473
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,640
- So it's a dude, looks like a lady.
1474
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640
- Let me show you,
1475
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,120
I mean, he definitely doesn't like a dude.
1476
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,120
- Ah!
1477
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,280
- Oh God, okay, hold on.
1478
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,280
Let me see if he's--
1479
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,800
- Oh, I'm a writer.
1480
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,320
- Oh, it's all you can see, he's everywhere.
1481
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,160
Okay.
1482
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,440
Here, let me show you this guy.
1483
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,160
- Your algorithm is fucked up.
1484
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,680
- Ah, you know, it's because of this fucking joke.
1485
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,840
(laughing)
1486
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,360
All right, there you go, Fred Allen, whatever there he is
1487
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,200
with his,
1488
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,560
so he's saying it's the size of his pinky nail.
1489
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,560
- That's a chick, man.
1490
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,720
- Dude, man.
1491
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720
- That's a dude, dude.
1492
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:26,160
- Why would you outdo yourself like that, man?
1493
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,040
- Because it's a chick,
1494
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:27,880
- Or a weird dude.
1495
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:28,720
- Or a weird dude.
1496
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,560
For a wearer,
1497
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,800
this one wants to be a wearer, then, oh.
1498
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,240
- I don't know, man.
1499
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,080
- It's just,
1500
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,920
- It's his former therapy, man.
1501
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,120
I mean, can you imagine if your dick is 0.3 inches,
1502
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,400
or that's the thing,
1503
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,360
you gotta think he's trying to get ahead of something.
1504
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,160
So, he's trying to get it.
1505
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,400
- And, man, it's seriously because the guy is like,
1506
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,000
hey, listen,
1507
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,720
on,
1508
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,560
- Hey, at least,
1509
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,560
- There's more than one occasion.
1510
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,560
- A bummer, man.
1511
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,880
- Right, a more than one occasion,
1512
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,960
I had a chance to have sex.
1513
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,000
And obviously, did not work.
1514
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,400
- He can't even jack off.
1515
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,800
- Oh, you can't jack off dick.
1516
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,080
- How you jacked it off?
1517
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:06,920
- I don't know.
1518
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,760
I'm not gonna find out.
1519
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,400
- Hey, you can't.
1520
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,880
- I'm working with at least three times that much.
1521
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,400
- And he's kinda like,
1522
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,240
it's just like,
1523
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,280
- I love you now much,
1524
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,120
this is not a lot.
1525
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,200
But so,
1526
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,040
I'm sure he's like,
1527
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,000
- Hey, if I go ahead and tell people,
1528
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
- I say it.
1529
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,080
- Hey, man, I can't,
1530
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,120
it's not gonna happen.
1531
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,920
Maybe he'll meet a nice lady
1532
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,240
with a very, very shallow vagina.
1533
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,560
- No.
1534
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,760
- An Audi vagina.
1535
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,080
- Uh-uh.
1536
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,000
- Is that a thing?
1537
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,840
- He could just,
1538
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,840
I mean,
1539
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,720
it's her and gay, you take it out the butt.
1540
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:40,560
- But that doesn't,
1541
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,840
that's probably not what he's into.
1542
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,760
Get into it.
1543
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,600
- I don't think I wanna get in.
1544
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,560
- You gotta get in where you can't get into it.
1545
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,400
He can't get into it.
1546
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,240
That's the whole problem.
1547
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,440
- That's what I'm saying.
1548
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,440
Like,
1549
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,120
- He can't even get in anything.
1550
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,440
- Just,
1551
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,280
- Oh, he could,
1552
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,160
he could find like a lesbian.
1553
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,920
- How is that work?
1554
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,800
- 'Cause they'd be like bumpin'
1555
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,480
- Scissoring is what we call it.
1556
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,480
- Yeah, yeah, they'd be bumpin' stuff.
1557
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,560
So like,
1558
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,400
- He's like,
1559
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,240
- He's like,
1560
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,080
I'm gonna lesbian.
1561
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,480
- Tiny penis on her tiny clitoris.
1562
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,880
- Well, that's what I'm saying, dude.
1563
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,720
- Yeah, just get down like,
1564
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,560
- But ladies,
1565
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,800
he doesn't have to be a lesbian person.
1566
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,800
It could be a,
1567
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,640
just a,
1568
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,000
- He gotta grow his bush out
1569
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,320
so she can't see his bush out.
1570
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,680
- No, that makes it worse.
1571
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,080
- You gotta keep that shit laser shaved.
1572
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:27,920
- Bro,
1573
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,840
you need every millimeter you can get in.
1574
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,680
- No, no.
1575
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,520
It's just like,
1576
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,840
- I'm a woman.
1577
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,000
(laughs)
1578
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,160
- And that's how, man,
1579
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:35,920
you gotta like,
1580
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,120
you gotta do what you can do.
1581
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,960
- That is,
1582
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,120
- Uh-oh, man.
1583
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:40,960
- I'm,
1584
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,800
- That,
1585
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,640
- I feel like,
1586
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,680
- Forever you look at pornography,
1587
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,240
which I know you don't.
1588
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,640
Definitely don't this computer,
1589
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,480
- Oh, he's right.
1590
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,600
- That don't wear viruses.
1591
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,440
- Yeah.
1592
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,440
- Probably got more fucking viruses.
1593
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,000
- Oh,
1594
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,960
one of the hot prostitutes he hired,
1595
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,800
(laughs)
1596
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,080
to not have sex with him.
1597
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,200
(laughs)
1598
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,480
- Whenever you look at pornography
1599
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,760
and you see a humongous wiener,
1600
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,600
and you're like,
1601
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,440
wow.
1602
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,840
- I don't feel inadequate.
1603
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,680
- Right,
1604
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,520
- I don't even feel inadequate.
1605
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,360
- I don't even feel inadequate.
1606
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,880
- But if you were ever like,
1607
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,360
dang, I'd like to have that wiener instead of my wiener.
1608
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,640
- I wouldn't notice you.
1609
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,280
- I wouldn't want one of those wieners either.
1610
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,280
That's too much to carry.
1611
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,280
- That's too much.
1612
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,120
- Yeah, I'm saying.
1613
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:19,960
- You know what I'm saying?
1614
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,120
- You know what I'm saying?
1615
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,640
- There's women like who talk about that,
1616
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,480
and they're like,
1617
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,440
nah, that's too big.
1618
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,560
- I think you don't want that because you don't know.
1619
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,560
- 'Cause,
1620
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,600
there's kind of women
1621
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,960
that want to fuck them.
1622
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,360
You don't want to fuck them.
1623
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,200
- Right.
1624
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,200
- Because they have their fingers in them.
1625
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,040
- Yeah.
1626
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:37,880
- Yeah, I mean,
1627
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,400
- Yeah, so I did some more reading about Mr. Fischer.
1628
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,560
- I'm sure you did.
1629
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,880
- And it turns out that he had sent new pictures
1630
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,040
of his penis to ladies.
1631
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:53,120
- You asking for it, bro?
1632
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,360
- You asking for it, bro?
1633
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,480
- Yeah, you don't want it in.
1634
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,320
- You don't tell everybody.
1635
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,480
- I don't send them that.
1636
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,320
- You don't get to you.
1637
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,320
- Why would you send that?
1638
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,480
Why would you start your own only fans?
1639
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,360
- 'Cause you're gonna be the only fan.
1640
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,960
You're gonna be the only one.
1641
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,080
- I don't know, man.
1642
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,240
You know what I mean?
1643
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,080
- Yeah, man.
1644
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,920
- You know what I'm trying to say?
1645
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:15,760
- They're exactly.
1646
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,000
There are people out there who like,
1647
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,080
anything you can think of.
1648
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,680
- I bet you somebody from porn hubs like,
1649
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,280
we need to sign him.
1650
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,680
- Oh yeah, I'm sure they're like,
1651
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,640
hey,
1652
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,560
- That's why you put yourself out there.
1653
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,040
- That's what I think.
1654
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,240
- Maybe that's why you put yourself out there.
1655
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,000
- I think he was like,
1656
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,040
hey, I'm gonna find some chick.
1657
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:32,880
- Yeah.
1658
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,720
- Who's gonna be like,
1659
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,320
hey, I will make sure.
1660
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,720
- I'll take care of you.
1661
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,840
- Right, I'll make it happen.
1662
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,480
- Just a little penis.
1663
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,360
- Right into my parts.
1664
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,600
- P-N-I.
1665
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,440
- Yeah.
1666
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,280
- Right, it's gonna be,
1667
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,680
her name's gonna be classy.
1668
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,000
- Yeah.
1669
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
- Class, it was a name.
1670
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,600
- Class, it was just classy, don't look.
1671
00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:02,600
- Oh, I'm in there. Don't be me, ho.
1672
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,880
Here's your one, James, Class, don't be me, damn.
1673
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:04,880
- Okay.
1674
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880
- Was that?
1675
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,680
- That was my last winery.
1676
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,160
- Can I get my nipples in?
1677
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,520
- Please do.
1678
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,560
- Okay.
1679
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,760
- Your nipples are bigger than his wiener.
1680
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,320
- There you go.
1681
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,880
And more populist at that.
1682
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:25,480
- I've got a list of celebrities
1683
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:30,480
who were born with rare physical conditions.
1684
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,120
Okay, so now would you like,
1685
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,640
would you like all nipple related
1686
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,640
or just some of them?
1687
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,960
- Mostly.
1688
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,040
- Okay.
1689
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,760
- So let's go with the non-nipples first.
1690
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,040
- Sure.
1691
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:47,040
- Okay, so let's go with seal, everybody know seal?
1692
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:47,880
- Yeah.
1693
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,400
- Get a couple of rolls, yeah.
1694
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,240
- Get a couple of rolls, yeah.
1695
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:50,840
- Oh, don't obey.
1696
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,640
So you've seen his face.
1697
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,480
- Yeah.
1698
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,880
- He's all got the scarring, yeah, I'm saying.
1699
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,200
And that was from just called loopis.
1700
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,040
- A loopis?
1701
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,520
- Yeah, a loopis as a child.
1702
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,360
- So yeah.
1703
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,200
Everybody knows Miss Billie Eilish.
1704
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,520
- Uh huh.
1705
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,520
- She was born with hypermobility in her joints.
1706
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,080
- So what is that mean?
1707
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,520
- She's not going to join in it.
1708
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,360
- Yeah.
1709
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,200
- Yeah.
1710
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,920
- All right, all right.
1711
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,000
Okay, and now, okay, Kesha.
1712
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,840
- Okay.
1713
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,840
- Miss Kesha.
1714
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,840
Kesha was born with a vestigial tail.
1715
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,840
- A vestigial tail, yeah.
1716
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:37,840
- Okay, tail.
1717
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,840
- Like, uh, Mary George from, uh, what was that,
1718
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,840
Jack Black movie, "He Had a Tail."
1719
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,840
- Yeah.
1720
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,840
- And I love "Monkey Tail."
1721
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,840
- Yeah.
1722
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,840
- Okay.
1723
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,680
And now, uh, go into the nipples.
1724
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,480
- Would you like, would you like least the most or most the least?
1725
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,640
- Wait, how many, what's the range?
1726
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,480
- Really?
1727
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,240
- Okay, just, you pick, you go and both of them.
1728
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,080
- Okay, let's, let's start with least the most.
1729
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,320
So everybody, pretty much everybody's born with two.
1730
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,280
Yeah.
1731
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,840
- They are really speaking of.
1732
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,080
- Half three.
1733
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:20,360
Lily Allen, who is a, she's a UK artist.
1734
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:27,360
She's a, she was married to my man who played David Harbor,
1735
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:33,280
who played in Stranger Things.
1736
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,520
- Mm-hmm.
1737
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,360
- Yeah.
1738
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,200
- She's hot.
1739
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,200
- Yeah.
1740
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,200
- She has three nipples.
1741
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,200
And she flasks three hands.
1742
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,200
- Flasks three hands.
1743
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,920
- Flasks that on, on TV, apparently at one time.
1744
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,560
So, I feel like, you know,
1745
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,240
- Flasks are the only nipples I want to go see it.
1746
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,240
All right.
1747
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,000
- It is, it's her.
1748
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,960
Mr. Mark Wahlberg.
1749
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,480
- He's also a three nipple guy.
1750
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,680
- Ah.
1751
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,520
- Yeah.
1752
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,360
- He has three nipples.
1753
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,840
Okay.
1754
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,080
So, carry on the wood.
1755
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,120
Boy, three nipples.
1756
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:08,960
- Okay.
1757
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,960
- He's born with, she had it removed though.
1758
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,040
She took her nipple off.
1759
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,640
She didn't like it, so.
1760
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,800
- Must have.
1761
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,880
- Nipples, maybe he'll be famous.
1762
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Who does?
1763
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:18,880
- Who does?
1764
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,720
- 'Til the Switten.
1765
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,720
- Three nipples.
1766
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,400
Where did all this nipple,
1767
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,000
what, I need to know what started this nippling?
1768
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
- Oh no, it's just nipple lipid.
1769
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,840
- Nipple lipid.
1770
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,840
- We're just thinking about nipples, huh?
1771
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,960
- I mean, I just, it, well, I found a list, you know,
1772
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,160
you know, being black.
1773
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,160
- What does that have to do with nipples?
1774
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,000
- 'Cause I'm on the dark web.
1775
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,600
And what is he saying?
1776
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,160
- I found all this nipple, okay?
1777
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,000
- All right.
1778
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,480
- You found that in black Twitter?
1779
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,640
- Yo, man.
1780
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,680
- Jackson Brown, Cancer Star.
1781
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,720
- Three nipples.
1782
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,800
- Three nipples?
1783
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,920
- Zach Efron.
1784
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,520
- Three nipples.
1785
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,760
- What is the third nipple?
1786
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,320
I mean, is it an actual nipple,
1787
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,760
or is it just like a mark that looks like a nipple?
1788
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,400
Like, it's a nipple?
1789
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,240
What's the definition?
1790
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,400
Does that, well, does it?
1791
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,240
- Nipples.
1792
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,760
- Nipples a nipple.
1793
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,040
- I don't know what that was.
1794
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,120
(laughing)
1795
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,440
- I think it is a mark, 'cause that's what my son says.
1796
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,440
But it's like, it's a mark under his chest.
1797
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,480
And, but it's kind of indented, like.
1798
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:35,480
- Okay, so it says, it's a, appears in a small,
1799
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,080
often mistaken for a mole,
1800
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,400
a pigmented bump.
1801
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,840
- Meat, fluffy meat.
1802
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,600
- Chunk of meat flesh.
1803
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,000
So, that's why, okay.
1804
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,160
- Bornipples?
1805
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,440
- Brian Jones from The Rolling Stones.
1806
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,720
- Six nipples.
1807
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,160
- He's only got two nipples.
1808
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:57,080
- All right.
1809
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,480
- But they're both on the same side.
1810
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,320
- Oh no.
1811
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,160
(laughing)
1812
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,320
- He's like, that is one.
1813
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,640
- That's not good.
1814
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,480
- Well,
1815
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:12,560
pop sensation, Harry Styles.
1816
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,400
- Sure.
1817
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,560
- Four nipples.
1818
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,400
- Four?
1819
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,400
- Four.
1820
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,560
- Four nipples.
1821
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,200
- He was less than the oven.
1822
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,240
- That man has four nipples.
1823
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,440
- That's a few too many, but I'll take it.
1824
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,320
And last but not least,
1825
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,400
your man, Bradley Cooper.
1826
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,440
- Oh no.
1827
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,760
- Absolutely.
1828
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,200
- 71 nipples.
1829
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,640
(laughing)
1830
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,400
- He's nothing but nipples.
1831
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,080
(laughing)
1832
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,960
- You know who else has three nipples?
1833
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,480
- No, he's no head three nipples.
1834
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,400
- Christopher Lee.
1835
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,560
Christopher Lee.
1836
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,680
- All right, so how many does Bradley Cooper have?
1837
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,400
- Well, Cooper has five nipples.
1838
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,400
- Five nipples.
1839
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,520
- Five nipples.
1840
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,720
- Five nipples.
1841
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,560
- He must be.
1842
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:04,560
- If I was more than a nipple, he got more nipples than my dog.
1843
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,080
(laughing)
1844
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,560
- I feel like if I was more than five nipples,
1845
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,480
I would know I was destined for greatness.
1846
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,640
- Well, that's the thing.
1847
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,720
If you're born with that, me and nipples,
1848
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,640
you're like, I'm gonna do something amazing.
1849
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,480
- Yeah, he's got two, man.
1850
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,480
- Yeah.
1851
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,320
- I can't let these nipples down.
1852
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,480
(laughing)
1853
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,760
- The beady.
1854
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,400
It's a, like a South Park,
1855
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,720
you ever heard of the South Park episode
1856
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:32,120
that Bono was a piece of shit.
1857
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,120
And he was a piece of shit,
1858
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:37,040
then he, the doctor pulls his shirt off,
1859
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,000
and says, you wanna suck from the beady?
1860
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
(laughing)
1861
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,840
- Beady.
1862
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,840
- Beady.
1863
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,240
- All right, ladies and gentlemen. (laughing)
1864
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:48,320
- That's terrible.
1865
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,320
- Well, I think it's...
1866
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,880
- Nipple easy.
1867
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,720
- We've had enough nipple chat for this week.
1868
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,320
- There you go.
1869
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,480
- All right, well, we're outta here ladies and gentlemen.
1870
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,840
We will see you next week. - I wonder what the motherfuckers
1871
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,600
happen to them when they get cold.
1872
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,200
- I know you're so easy. - I know you're so easy.
1873
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,600
(laughing)
1874
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,400
- No, no. - No, no.
1875
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,760
- Everywhere, yeah. - Oh, bro.
1876
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,000
- You guys are shoulder pads in the night, don't you?
1877
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,160
- I'm not as hot. - No, no.
1878
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,640
(laughing)
1879
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,320
- All right, nipple. - No.
1880
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,080
- Something from the teeth. - Great.
1881
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,720
- Enjoy the ficooper nips. (laughing)
1882
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,120
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're outta here.
1883
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,560
We'll do it again next week.
1884
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,720
It'll be probably not better.
1885
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,640
- Nope. - But it will have happened.
1886
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,120
- And we'll have a plan. - Bet your nipples on that.
1887
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,360
- Yes, sir. (laughing)
1888
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,120
- We will be able to un-listen.
1889
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,840
(laughing)
1890
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,320
- Good night, everybody. - Hi, everybody.
1891
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,200
- Sorry for everything.
1892
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,600
(laughing)
1893
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,920
- We are laughing.
1894
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,080
(laughing)
1895
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,280
- And we are very good friends.
1896
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,920
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1897
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,520
(laughing)
1898
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,100
(upbeat music)
1899
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,680
(upbeat music)
1900
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:13,780
- That's it, man.
1901
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:14,940
Game over, man.
1902
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:16,940
It's game over.
1903
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,420
- Just hang loose, blood.
1904
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,820
You're gonna catch up on the wee bear, Adam.
1905
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:23,420
(upbeat music)
1906
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:26,260
(laughing)
1907
01:04:26,260 --> 01:04:27,740
- Oh, what a day.
1908
01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:28,820
(laughing)
1909
01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:30,340
- Come on, buddy.
1910
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:31,740
(upbeat music)
1911
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:33,740
- Well, thanks all folks.
1912
01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:36,180
- I still have Easter, baby.
1913
01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:38,020
- God damn it, hip.
1914
01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:39,900
- You can't see God damn it.
1915
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,860
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1916
01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:45,180
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1917
01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,660
- Surely you can be serious.
1918
01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:47,860
- I am serious.
1919
01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:49,020
And don't call me sure.
1920
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:59,020
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