This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers laughs, tackles absurd topics, and shares unforgettable stories! This episode, titled "Brillo Nuts," features hilarious discussions on the trials of small-town pro wrestling, encounters with eccentric behavior, and side-splitting moments about Sydney Sweeney, snowflakes, and a whole lot more. Episode Notes 0:00 - 10:00 - Introduction and banter about life humor, including a heated seat debate. 10:01 - 25:00 - Turbo Pro Wrestling adventures, seating mishaps, and family-friendly wrestling chaos. 25:01 - 40:00 - Tales about ice cream cone disasters at McDonald's and how to handle meltdowns in every sense. 40:01 - 54:00 - Sydney Sweeney’s "bathwater soap" saga, questionable inventions, and baffling money decisions. 54:01 - End - Tips on checking your toilet flap, plus Fred’s philosophy on a “50/50 chance” for almost everything in life.
This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers laughs, tackles absurd topics, and shares unforgettable stories! This episode, titled "Brillo Nuts," features hilarious discussions on the trials of small-town pro wrestling, encounters with eccentric behavior, and side-splitting moments about Sydney Sweeney, snowflakes, and a whole lot more.
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- Who's the shit out of him?
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- That's in your seat, man.
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I need to be on the bump, ain't I?
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- I like the life, it's the life.
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- Welcome to the Black Lincoln Community Podcast.
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- Oh, don't be fun!
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- You can see it late, swapping manly stars in the morning.
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- I'm making fuss.
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- With your boast, Parker.
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- Featuring the subtly sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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- Let's go already!
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- And now let's start the venture.
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- Welcome, welcome one and a whole to the 1991st edition
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of the Black Lincoln Community Podcast.
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The official podcast of Eddie Bitty with all snowflakes.
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We are a proudly broadcasting live from the Malaysia Easy Studios
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scattered all across the United States.
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- I have had a fuck of a week.
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It was probably the nicest way to say it.
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Do you want to hear the good or the bad first?
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I remember my life, my life, I experienced a week.
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- I mean, maybe that's what I think of that a week.
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- So yeah, Fred, I got a good story.
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I got a bad story and kind of an employee.
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- Ain't it meanin' my demo will give me the good shit, bro?
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- The American's pastime.
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That's more American than baseball.
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- It sports entertainment.
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- Violet sports and entertainment together.
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- I got the pleasure of taking some of the kids
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and you may have seen this on our Facebook.
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- To extreme turbo super rassland right here in the mountain
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and man, let me tell you, this they are not a sponsor.
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But we had a grand old time.
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- Yeah, they said that.
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- Turbo, give us some free tickets.
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- I mean, they'll be back in two months.
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on the show because I did talk to people.
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He was his sports reporter on the beat.
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- Oh, he was there.
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- He's got the best China.
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- He made it back from China.
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- Why are you, I said, "who are you going to report it to?"
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But still, that's the last thing.
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That's where we're headed next.
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But no, Fred, they had some of the best, like again, understand.
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- This was not, they're probably maybe 300 people there.
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- That's a good round.
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- Great round.
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- Yeah, crowd had fun talking shit to the wrestlers,
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talking shit to each other.
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- $20 bucks for a front row?
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- $300, I think.
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- Yeah, I guess it's $300 people?
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- $12 bucks.
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- Don't jump around.
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- I do that.
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- Yeah, it was fun, dude.
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- And like, it's like, yeah.
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low-dowdy McGoo, just come out here, sit down,
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Just watch it, right?
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And so, the first match comes and goes,
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we are still like, they're like,
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Here's like two scrubs, because, you know,
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- Here are new guys, they're new guys.
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- Right, right, you guys.
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they probably won a contest from the audience.
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- Yeah, who's got tight-tongued in their pants.
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- We don't want to let the bars, though.
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- We got plenty of, from last year.
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- We got plenty, so.
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So, we got some drinks, you know,
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the kids got a soda or whatever, and we sat down.
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I said, "Yeah, look at this.
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We got front row seats."
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Like, this is cool, you know?
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- And we get there, we get to our seats,
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and there's a family sitting in our seats.
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I'm going to get into a wrestling match outside the ring."
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Because he was a guy, he was a similar proportion to me.
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If that makes sense.
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Littleer, not nearly, but he was,
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what he lacked in height, he made up for it with, you know what I mean?
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So, he's a little littleer, but a little wider as well.
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- That would have been a great wrestling match.
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- It'd have been like, Jam Jam, Jigalow,
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- That's the big horse man.
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- Exactly, I'm accept.
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We both got one that just getting into the ring.
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That's why I think, "Oh my God, so we're gonna do one chess lab
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and then I'm gonna die."
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- Yeah, that would be great.
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- Let me end of the wrestling.
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- Good game is over.
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- Good day.
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So, I went up to the guy, and I tried to be polite
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"Okay, so I'm really, really trying not to be in a asshole
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"like around my kids or two my kids for that matter."
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But mostly around them.
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Still a little bit too.
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But, so I was like, "All right guys, 'cause just me and the boys."
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And I was like, "All right boys, do we wanna sit in the second row
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"even though we're supposed to sit in the front row
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"or do you want me to say something to these people?"
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And Jackson, "Oh really good, what do you do?"
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And Nate was like, "Get him, daddy."
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Nate was like, "Where's the knife?"
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Yeah, Nate was like, "I wanna sit in the front row."
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And I was like, "All right, cool."
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- That's all I needed to know, Dad.
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- I got this.
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(laughing)
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- I've been waiting on this.
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So I'm like, all right, so I went up to,
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and I tapped the gentleman on the shoulder, family three,
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you know, we're three as well.
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And I'm like, "Hey dude, I'm sorry, I think you guys are in my seat,
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"are in our seats, you know, I'm trying to be, again,
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"it'd be nice."
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And he's like, "No, no."
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And I'm like, "Well, I said, here's the thing, man,
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"here's my tickets, there, you can look at them."
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- Let's get the number of the seat that you're sitting on.
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- Yeah. - So, and he's like, "Well, well, God damn it."
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- I paid for these seats.
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And I was like, "Well, that doesn't seem like that's my problem."
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So it atomized seats.
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Like, 'cause this is one I'm like, "All right, dude, we're not doing this."
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- Right, I'm not going to play in this game.
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- Yeah, like, I'm not going to wrestle you at a wrestling match.
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(laughing)
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So, and he was like, "All right, all right, whatever."
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He was, I mean, he wasn't a terrible guy or anything.
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He was just, you know, he was mad because he thought he got front row seats.
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And he got second row seats.
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Oh, what a lie.
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- Not a lie.
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- But a terrible lie he lives.
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- Yeah.
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- So, yeah, and I'm like, and I made sure to sit right in front of his ass
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because my call-out, I love the kids.
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I told the boys, I was like, "You guys sit in front of the kid,
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"that kid and then the wife, Jack, you sit in front of the wife,
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"she's in front of the child, I'll sit in front of the chubs here."
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And, like, and I made sure, like, I don't usually sit up straight.
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I like the slouch.
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- But I had the whole time of the, yeah, I'm a,
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- Oh shit.
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- Paul is shit.
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(laughing)
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- When the event was over, Parker's like, "Oh, my fuck is bad."
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- Yeah, fuck.
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- Yeah, fuck.
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- That's what I heard.
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- So, like, we're sitting there.
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And there's guys, and I think they're full.
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- The whole time, man, the whole.
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Because so, they move back to the, this is what happened.
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They move back to the second row, right?
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Right behind his video.
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And then, like, five minutes later,
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somebody came up and did the exact same thing to him.
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(laughing)
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And said, "Sorry, bro, you guys are in the second row.
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Look at your tickets."
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And he said, "He's in the third row."
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So, they were actually--
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- Oh, my God.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- So, he's just like, "Well, God, no, I paid for those fucking fuck-
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(laughing)
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- No, you didn't, Mitch.
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- You didn't, so.
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- So, then, like, finally, I mean,
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he just bitched, like, during the thing.
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Which, that was fine, I don't know if you can imagine.
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- But you said to kick in the X-$7, bro.
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- Right, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude.
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- Well, here's what's crazy.
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Here's the trick, though, Fred.
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- Is, yeah.
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- I purchased part row seats.
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I purchased second--
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I'm not even getting--
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I purchased best available.
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And it said, "Best available is second or third row."
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Right?
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So, I was like, "Okay, that's cool.
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I'll just pick it."
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I just-- I didn't look.
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I just said, "Give me the three best available seats."
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And so, I paid the second or third row amount.
343
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But my ticket, the ticket that it produced was for a row.
344
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So, I was like, "Well, I got a front row seat.
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I don't know what else to tell you."
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- Yeah.
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- The ticket says, "Row one seat one, that's me, bitch."
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- Yeah.
349
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- So, yeah, that's it.
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- Yeah, so we get into the matches.
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And, like, the first match was pretty fun.
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There's a guy who's like, "Dancing."
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He was like, "Black dude with big dreads."
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And he was like, "Doin' dance moves everywhere."
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- Nice.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, it was fucking awesome.
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And Jack got into it.
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'Cause then he was like, "Oh, Jack, I can dance."
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And I'm like, "Yeah, he's a good guy."
361
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- Yeah, he's a good guy.
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- Yeah, he's a good guy.
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- He's a good guy.
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- He's a good guy.
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- He's a good guy.
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- He's a good guy.
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- Yeah.
368
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Well, I didn't, well, he did, but see,
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that's the thing is he did like a rest or a wood
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and like, incorporated his dance moves into his wrestling moves.
373
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- Yeah.
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- Right.
375
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- So, he did like a,
376
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and then like, hold it and the other person would be like,
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"What?"
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And then like, back and then he punched him in the face.
379
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- Yeah.
380
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- And it was awesome.
381
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Because it was small town wrestling and you could hear
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everything and see everything.
383
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- Yeah.
384
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- Yeah.
385
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- And then like,
386
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- Yeah.
387
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- And then like,
388
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- Yeah.
389
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- And then like,
390
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- Yeah.
391
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- And then like,
392
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- Yeah.
393
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- And then like,
394
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- Yeah.
395
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- And then like,
396
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- Yeah.
397
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- And then like,
398
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- Yeah.
399
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- And then like,
400
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- Yeah.
401
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- And then like,
402
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- Yeah.
403
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- And then like,
404
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- Yeah.
405
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- And then like,
406
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- Yeah.
407
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- And then like,
408
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- Yeah.
409
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- And then like,
410
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- Yeah.
411
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- And then like,
412
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- Yeah.
413
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- And then like,
414
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- Yeah.
415
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- And then like,
416
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- Yeah.
417
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- And then like,
418
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- Yeah.
419
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- And then like,
420
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- Yeah.
421
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- And then like,
422
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- Yeah.
423
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- And then like,
424
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- Yeah.
425
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- And then like,
426
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- Yeah.
427
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- And then like,
428
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- Yeah.
429
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- And then like,
430
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- Yeah.
431
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- And then like,
432
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- Yeah.
433
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- And then like,
434
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- Yeah.
435
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- And then like,
436
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- Yeah.
437
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- And then like,
438
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- Yeah.
439
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
- And then like,
440
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
- Yeah.
441
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
- And then like,
442
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
- Yeah.
443
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
- And then like,
444
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He's like, and he's like, yeah, it's pretty cool.
445
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,160
And so we kind of go through a few more matches.
446
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I had a couple of girls matches, you know, a lot of talking.
447
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He lost it at the talking part, which I understand, you know, nobody really wants the like,
448
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am I just.
449
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Right.
450
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:23,880
It's a promotion like, hey, there Jim Bob.
451
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880
Right.
452
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,540
Well, here's what was great is here's the laughing away.
453
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He did the guy who did the talking.
454
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Maybe my favorite wrestler the night probably my favorite wrestler the night.
455
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He was, he was a boy scout, but he was a man.
456
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So he was man scout.
457
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And he came in and he's like, oh, I do, I guess every, every time he does, he calls his
458
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fireside chat because he's a scout.
459
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And so he's like, I'm doing my fireside chat real quick tonight, you know, and so he comes
460
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out.
461
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He's got like a tent with him, like a big like, and that's his partner.
462
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He's like, isn't my partner 10.
463
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And so, just 10, 10, 10, 10.
464
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So he's like talking and he's talking all the shit about the champ whoever the champ is and
465
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the champ comes out and you know, like, they're walking right by everybody's walking right
466
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by us.
467
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So we're like, yeah.
468
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Yeah.
469
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:22,440
All right, no, we're like getting high five some people we like and we don't know any of them.
470
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So I just take him.
471
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,440
Yeah.
472
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Sports reporter who's sitting, he didn't, we weren't sitting beside you.
473
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He was sitting kind of like, caddy corner for a month, but he was front row two.
474
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah.
475
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And then he was like, wait till the announcer came out of the person came out, but I would watch
476
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our sports reporter and if he cheered, I was like, kids cheer for this guy.
477
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If he knew, I'm like, fuck this guy.
478
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So he would tell you who's the heel and who's the right exactly.
479
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And that was his like, he knew what, you know, he was, I was like, well, just play our
480
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Q's from him, right?
481
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Right.
482
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And so we're like, hey, now and so finally we get to man scout.
483
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Like, is it man scouts?
484
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Hey, you're, you know, you're a pussy.
485
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I'm the man scout and like, yeah, the only thing about man scout that I didn't necessarily,
486
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,320
I'm going to say, I say jive with is that man scout has.
487
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,160
No, no, he did.
488
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:21,120
That's fine, but he has a salute that he does.
489
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,920
And it's awfully familiar to me and not in a good way.
490
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,200
Yeah, but was he a good guy or a bad guy?
491
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Well, he was a good guy.
492
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He's a scout.
493
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,840
Well, not exactly, not exactly because big boss man was a cop, but he was a heel.
494
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,200
Yeah, now this, he's not a heel.
495
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,880
This is, he's definitely a face.
496
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And then because the champ is the heel, you see, because when the champ came out, it was
497
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like, blah, blah, blah.
498
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,160
And then the tents in the ring the whole time.
499
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,240
And then they throw the tent out of the ring and they start pounding on each other, right?
500
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,560
And there's a girl like the champ has a girl with them or whatever.
501
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That's like his manager.
502
00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,240
And so like, being a bomb man scout, beating a bomb man scout and man scout was like,
503
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,440
finally starts to fight back.
504
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,040
And then all of a sudden everybody in the crowd is like, tent, tent, tent.
505
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,720
And I'm like, yeah, what does that mean?
506
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,480
And somebody grabs the tent and throws it into the ring.
507
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:17,320
And when they started, he grabbed it and sat it down and threw the two people in the tent,
508
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:22,640
jumped in there with them and then they like, that was also for like 30 seconds.
509
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,000
We couldn't see anything because they're in the tent, right?
510
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And then you go, like I said, next time it's inbound and I'll let you guys know, we'll make sure we're
671
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trying to get these guys.
672
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Yeah.
673
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At least it's my honor to talk about it because it was so much fun, family friendly, cheap prices.
674
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Like, you really, dude, it was awesome.
675
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Like, I was expecting, I went and expecting like, okay, yeah, this will be fine.
676
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Like this will be, you know, who cares?
677
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And by the time I left, I was like, I know, I'm rambling again.
678
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But I don't care about it if it's on TV.
679
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Like, that's the thing is like, I tried to watch it because I'm, yeah, you got to beat it.
680
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Yeah, yeah.
681
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And I was like, this is lame.
682
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But like, seeing it in like, like, that close made it so much more.
683
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So it was super fun.
684
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I liked it that she sponsored because you know, like she has the sponsor stuff for her job.
685
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And she sponsored the guys one time, the rest of it.
686
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I don't know if it was turbo or is it another, like, there's a couple of local.
687
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Yeah.
688
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But it's, we're as a couple of them around there.
689
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Right.
690
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And so we went and like, we had, we wrote these just like you.
691
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Yeah.
692
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And like, the best part was like, the guy was covered out.
693
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Like you said, we didn't know who these guys was.
694
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Who's the, who's the face.
695
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And the guys walk her out.
696
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I was like, who, you know, sticking hands out.
697
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X for half five, you know, something like that.
698
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The guy comes out straight.
699
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And my son's got his hand out there and the guy goes, yeah.
700
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Woo.
701
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That was my, who he is.
702
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He's like, damn, it's not funny.
703
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He sent me up.
704
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No, you didn't know.
705
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But yeah, you can't be, you can't be a little small town.
706
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So we're like, there was one, there was one match where the guy was really little.
707
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He was like a little dude going up against another dude.
708
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And like, the other guy had eyeballs on his shirt.
709
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And he was like, oh, it's eyeballs.
710
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I don't know his name.
711
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I don't know.
712
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So I'm like, go eyeballs.
713
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You suck eyeballs and everybody's like, oh, it's great.
714
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But then the little dude, the little dude after the thing, he lost, little dude lost.
715
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Because the other guy was like, we're more than that.
716
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And he goes over and takes pictures with some kids.
717
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And one of the people in the audience just as the blue was like, hey, I can't tell which one's the kid, which one's a wrestler.
718
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And like, the guy who was the wrestler, he was starting cracking up.
719
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And he was like, oh, my God, I'm like, it was so funny.
720
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Like to have the interaction.
721
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Then in the last match, there's a guy sitting beside me.
722
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He's a dad.
723
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He's got to give beside him.
724
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And I'll wrap it up.
725
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But he's like, they're facing the opposite way in wrestling, you know, whatever.
726
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And he's like, you're choked him, right?
727
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He's choked him because it was a girl.
728
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There's a women's title championship or whatever.
729
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And so she's like, she's choked him, she's choked him.
730
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And like he keeps yelling it like 30 times in a row because he can't see anything.
731
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And then all of a sudden, like the wrestler who was like in control of the situation grabs the girl up, picks her up and says, I'm not choking her.
732
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And the loser is the wall.
733
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Like those lines are, and he was like, he was so good.
734
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It was so fun to have that.
735
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You know, that moment of just like, oh, my God, the audience, yeah, the audience.
736
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They were interacting with the crowd, but then that's the way to do it.
737
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Yeah.
738
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I'll make sure to tag them.
739
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It was great, man.
740
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It really was.
741
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I would do it.
742
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I would happily go do that anytime.
743
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,080
Way more fun than like, good way to spend.
744
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I mean, I spent 60 bucks on tickets, but we like said, you know, we got good tea.
745
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We got great seats.
746
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Well, we're 60 bucks.
747
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Three hours.
748
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,080
Like one of the movie.
749
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080
Two and a half hours.
750
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Two and a half hours.
751
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Yeah, two and a half hours, but your relationship.
752
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Yeah.
753
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,080
And like I said, just chill, you know, so the kids were, because the first of kids were like,
754
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,080
I don't know, and I'm like, you have to yell.
755
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,080
Like you have to say, you have to say, boo, or yay, or whatever.
756
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,080
And like the end of it, they were into it, you know, and that was, that was the best for me.
757
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,080
It's like them feeling that it was at the meal, right?
758
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Yeah, it was at the mill and about any of them.
759
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080
Some fun outdoors.
760
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,080
It was awesome.
761
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,080
Yeah, that's what you do.
762
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,080
I mean, you got to get involved because if you get involved in the wrestlers,
763
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,080
just get involved too.
764
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,080
Well, and it pumps up.
765
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,080
Yeah.
766
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,840
And that's why I explained to him, like, listen, the bad guys won't eat a boo.
767
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,640
And the good guys want you to cheer for him.
768
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,080
And that's, that's how they know if they're doing a good job or not.
769
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,920
If you're booing the bad guys, and they're doing good, you know, so it was great.
770
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920
It was super fun.
771
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:04,200
I know we got to go to a break soon, but I will, I'll hold my other story for another day
772
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,920
because it's, it's a good story.
773
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,720
It's worth it.
774
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:15,720
I know we have, we, we promised our audience that we would get to Professor Freddy's,
775
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720
not sex-spariment.
776
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,720
When did we promise that?
777
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720
We promised it.
778
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,720
We promised it.
779
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,720
We promised it.
780
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,720
We promised it.
781
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,720
It's an implied promise.
782
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720
We promised it.
783
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,720
I promised him we wouldn't talk about it.
784
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,720
Yeah, but you promised it.
785
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,720
We never promised anything.
786
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
I did promise it.
787
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720
It's real.
788
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,720
I promise it in his heart.
789
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
He promised it.
790
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,720
Yes.
791
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720
It's an implied promise.
792
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,720
It's the promise that you make to your viewers, Alan.
793
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,720
So, okay.
794
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720
You just don't want to do it.
795
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720
It's not.
796
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Exactly.
797
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720
I get it.
798
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720
Okay.
799
00:26:53,720 --> 00:27:03,360
So this is, I've been doing a little research on, you know, I've been getting older and stuff
800
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,360
like this and I came across an article that said that, uh, I'm going to say that,
801
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:12,360
uh, me and over the age of 40 start to lose their dexterity.
802
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,360
Sure.
803
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:18,360
So, like, that's, you know, you know, doing two things at once.
804
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,360
Yep.
805
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,360
So, like, so it came with like a little experiment.
806
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,360
I did it.
807
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,360
I passed it.
808
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:29,360
So, I figured I would pass it on to you guys and see if we fail.
809
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,360
You know, you would pass it.
810
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,360
Yeah, see if you fail.
811
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,360
Yeah, I mean see, I'm sure this shit is.
812
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,360
So, okay.
813
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:40,360
So, okay, first thing you're going to do is you're going to have to remember this sentence.
814
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,360
All right.
815
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,360
Okay.
816
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360
All right.
817
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360
All right.
818
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360
My ink.
819
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,360
No, you can't use any bits of love paper.
820
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,360
You need to have an ink.
821
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,360
I had it right now.
822
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360
Yeah.
823
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,360
Okay.
824
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,360
What is your brain?
825
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,360
What is it?
826
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,360
My income.
827
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360
But my income.
828
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,360
But my income.
829
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,360
But my income.
830
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,360
Okay.
831
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,360
Okay.
832
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,360
Okay.
833
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,360
Okay.
834
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,360
Like, you know, get paid.
835
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,360
I think that's my income.
836
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,360
Feel like we're going to do it.
837
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,360
I think this is just like the end.
838
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,360
We're going to have a pass.
839
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,360
No, it's not.
840
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,360
I don't know.
841
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,360
Totally different.
842
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,360
It's totally different.
843
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,360
I'm not going to give you that.
844
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,360
You got to be.
845
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,360
Okay.
846
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,360
So, all right.
847
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,360
Now, that's, I'm not going to tell you that again.
848
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,360
Okay.
849
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
Okay.
850
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,360
I'm going to give you everything one time and then.
851
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,360
I'm not going to, I'm just going to give it to you one time.
852
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,360
So, you have to use your brain.
853
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,360
Yep.
854
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,360
Great.
855
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,360
All right.
856
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,360
So, remember the sentence.
857
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,360
Yep.
858
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,360
This, this, this motion.
859
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,360
Touching your nose.
860
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,360
Just for the, just for the record.
861
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,360
Because we're on radio, Fred.
862
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,360
You have to tell people what we're doing.
863
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,360
Yeah.
864
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,360
Touching your nose.
865
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,360
I'm sorry.
866
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,360
Oh, I remember guys.
867
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,360
We are streaming live on Facebook.
868
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,360
That's right.
869
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,360
Every Wednesday.
870
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360
I was supposed to say that every Wednesday.
871
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,360
We're going to be blind with Facebook around nine.
872
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,360
All right.
873
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,360
All right.
874
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,360
So, that's two, that's two, that's two parts.
875
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360
That's two parts.
876
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360
Okay.
877
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,360
Touch nose.
878
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:01,360
Two parts.
879
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:01,360
Yeah.
880
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,360
Right.
881
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,360
Yeah.
882
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,360
This is the second one.
883
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,360
You're just going to put your hand, your palm flat on top of your head.
884
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,360
All right.
885
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,360
Same hand as touching your nose.
886
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360
Same.
887
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360
Yeah.
888
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360
If you want to, you can use.
889
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,360
Oh, okay.
890
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360
If you want to.
891
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
If you want to, you still.
892
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Okay.
893
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360
Yeah.
894
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360
All right.
895
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360
All right.
896
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,360
The next one was touch.
897
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360
Same palm.
898
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,360
Touch your.
899
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,360
Okay.
900
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,360
I'm not going to give you days again.
901
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,360
I'm not going to give you days again.
902
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,360
Touch your.
903
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,360
Okay.
904
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,360
Touch your.
905
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360
Okay.
906
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,360
Touch your belly.
907
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360
Touch your belly.
908
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,360
Just palm on your belly.
909
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,360
Just palm on your belly.
910
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,360
That's right.
911
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,360
All right.
912
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,360
Grab your six.
913
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360
Got that.
914
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,360
All right.
915
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,360
Yep.
916
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,360
And now do the squat.
917
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360
Just just a little squat.
918
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360
You know what?
919
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,360
Ladies and gentlemen.
920
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,360
I'm asking them to just squat down a little, stand up a little bit and just squat down.
921
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,360
You know what?
922
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,360
It doesn't have to be a deep squat.
923
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
Just a little squat.
924
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,360
Just a little bit.
925
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360
All right.
926
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,360
You got that.
927
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,360
All right.
928
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,360
Like I said, I'm not telling you.
929
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,360
You know what?
930
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,360
I'm not telling you.
931
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,360
I'm not telling you.
932
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,360
I'm not telling you these, these again, all right?
933
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,360
All right.
934
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,360
All right.
935
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,360
Now here comes the test.
936
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,360
All right.
937
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,360
Can we do it individually or do we need to do it the same time?
938
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360
You can do it the same time.
939
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,360
It's fine.
940
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,360
You can do it the same time.
941
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360
It's fine.
942
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,360
All right.
943
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,360
So I'm just going to tell you to do a step.
944
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360
All right.
945
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,360
And you can have to do the step.
946
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360
All right.
947
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360
Okay.
948
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,360
Like step one, two, three or four.
949
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360
All right.
950
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,360
Okay.
951
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,360
So we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
952
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
953
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
954
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
955
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
956
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
957
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
958
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
959
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
960
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
961
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
962
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
963
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
964
00:30:46,360 --> 00:31:04,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
965
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
966
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
967
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
968
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
969
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
970
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
971
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
972
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
973
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
974
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:24,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
975
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
976
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
977
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
978
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
979
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
980
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
981
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
982
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
983
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
984
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:51,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
985
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
986
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
987
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
988
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
989
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
990
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
991
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
992
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
993
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
994
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
995
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
996
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:08,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
997
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
998
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
999
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1000
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1001
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1002
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1003
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1004
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1005
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1006
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1007
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360
And then we need to remember what we're going to use them to.
1008
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:37,360
After these messages, we'll return after a word from our sponsors.
1009
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:47,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1010
00:32:47,360 --> 00:33:15,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1011
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360
Welcome back.
1012
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:24,360
So the 191st edition of the Black Link Conflicta podcast, Alan says we're coming back and then we are immediately back.
1013
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,360
So there you go.
1014
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,360
That's great.
1015
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,360
No problem without it all, Fred.
1016
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,360
It's coming back.
1017
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,360
It's coming back.
1018
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,360
It's coming back.
1019
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,360
It's coming back.
1020
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360
It's coming back.
1021
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,360
Well, come back.
1022
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,360
Mike, Fred, I have a question for you.
1023
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Now the six-spiriment rover, even though it was sort of this experiment.
1024
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,360
What is-- so I was driving around--
1025
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360
No, it was great.
1026
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,360
It was way better than the In-Wall quiz, which I thought was going to end in narrow.
1027
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,360
So I appreciate that.
1028
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,360
So, Fred, I was driving down the road yesterday and I was at a stoplight.
1029
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,360
And in a medium-busy intersection, what do you call it?
1030
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,360
How many lanes?
1031
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,360
I guess you would call it--
1032
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,360
I mean, there's a four-way intersection.
1033
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,360
Two lanes, going each way, right?
1034
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,360
So like two lanes, going--
1035
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,360
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
1036
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,360
So two lanes going across--
1037
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1038
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,360
--on each-- so four eight-lane intersection, right?
1039
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,360
I guess eight lanes.
1040
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360
Eight lanes.
1041
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360
Eight lanes.
1042
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,360
You know what I'm saying?
1043
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,360
So every way had two lanes, right?
1044
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,360
Yeah.
1045
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360
And a ton of lanes, yeah.
1046
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,360
Right.
1047
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,360
And so I noticed, and again, medium-busy wasn't a busiest part of that.
1048
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:38,360
I looked over and on the sidewalk, there was a bill, a money bill, right?
1049
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,360
Yeah, that one bill.
1050
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,360
Yeah, that one bill.
1051
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360
And I was like, ooh, that could be some money.
1052
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,360
Yeah.
1053
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:50,360
And I was like, at a stoplight, and I'm sitting here thinking, okay, so what's the amount of money
1054
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:56,360
that that needs to be for me to jump my ass out of the stoplight, run over there and grab it,
1055
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,360
and try to get back to my car without dying.
1056
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,360
How'd you say that?
1057
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,360
Okay, now you were in--
1058
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,360
I was in the--
1059
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,360
On the far lane?
1060
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,360
Yeah, so if-- like I said, so I was turning left, right?
1061
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,360
Right.
1062
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,360
At the slight.
1063
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,360
Left at the slight, correct?
1064
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,360
And so there was another turn, there was another-- there was another lane beside me, but there
1065
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,360
was no car in it.
1066
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,360
But that was the opposite direction lane.
1067
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,360
No, no, no, no.
1068
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:27,360
It was two going my way, two coming toward me on the other side, and then two--
1069
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,360
You know what I'm saying?
1070
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,360
So like, two cars, me and another car, and two cars, two lanes over here, to my--
1071
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360
going the opposite way on the other side, right?
1072
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,360
But you had a big road.
1073
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,360
No, it should get--
1074
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,360
That's fine, that's fine.
1075
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,360
Here's a bridge.
1076
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,360
No, it's a four-way stop.
1077
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,360
Two lanes.
1078
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:47,360
No, I was actually in front of the Bala-- or the Bond's Course Walnut Surrina downtown.
1079
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360
So--
1080
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,360
Yes.
1081
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,360
Okay, four.
1082
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,360
That makes a hell of a difference.
1083
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,360
That makes a difference, right?
1084
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,360
That very--
1085
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,360
A B M busy, a pretty busy, in a time, right?
1086
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,360
That's a big issue.
1087
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,360
This is--
1088
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,360
This was not--
1089
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,360
This was not an on time.
1090
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,360
It was like--
1091
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,360
Miam, it was about, you know, as before, rush hour, and like that.
1092
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,360
So there was minimal traffic, right?
1093
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:16,360
And so, yeah, I pull up and I see a bill rolling down the sidewalk in front of the wellness center, right?
1094
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,360
And again, that's like R, if you're not listening, because we have--
1095
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,360
We have listeners right now who are listening to us.
1096
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,360
Right, across the world.
1097
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,360
All over the world.
1098
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,360
Google, this is an arena.
1099
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360
It's just an arena, don't you?
1100
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,360
It should be disappointed.
1101
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,360
But it's an arena.
1102
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,360
So, you know, we're in front of this arena.
1103
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,360
I'm just just me.
1104
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,360
And I'm like, oh man, like, I see a bill.
1105
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,360
I can't identify what the nomination it is.
1106
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,360
Right, what the--
1107
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,360
And I was like, so I'm thinking, like, I'm not getting out because I'm not going to die.
1108
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,360
But I was like, what is the minimum?
1109
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,360
It was on the sidewalk, but the far sidewalk.
1110
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,360
So I would have had to cross another street.
1111
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1112
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,360
I have eyes, Alan.
1113
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360
Jesus Christ.
1114
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,360
Jesus, here in your car, you can speak through the window and see a dollar bill, just rolling.
1115
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,360
It's not like it's in a movie.
1116
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,360
It's like that one.
1117
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,360
That one, he's out of it.
1118
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,360
He's just so poor, he wished it was my new movie.
1119
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,360
I was stopped.
1120
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,360
I was stopped at the light.
1121
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,360
That's the only way.
1122
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,360
Right, I got to the light.
1123
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,360
I got to the light so I can look around.
1124
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,360
Okay, you had to stop.
1125
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,360
I thought you said you were at a full way.
1126
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,360
Stop.
1127
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,360
No, no, I apologize.
1128
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,360
I was at a stoplight.
1129
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,360
And stop in front of a turning lane.
1130
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,360
And so I was like, five cars back from the light.
1131
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,360
So, you know, not like, you know, no big deal.
1132
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,360
But I was like, man, like, what would it--
1133
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,360
What would it take for me to get out of this car and do this?
1134
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,360
Because again, I couldn't identify the bill.
1135
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,360
I just saw a-- you know what a bill looks like when it's rolling.
1136
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,360
Yeah, that's not what I was thinking.
1137
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,360
Like, would I do it for 100?
1138
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,360
Yes.
1139
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,360
Yeah.
1140
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:48,360
I'll embarrass myself for three seconds and risk death for a hundred bucks.
1141
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,360
It had been busier, probably not.
1142
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,360
But at that time, I was like a hundred bucks, yeah.
1143
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,360
But you are already in the turning lane.
1144
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,360
Right.
1145
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360
I was already turning.
1146
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,360
So, I had to have--
1147
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:06,360
You could have just kept going and me like try to catch it down the street.
1148
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,360
You know, I'm saying come back.
1149
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,360
You know, it was going to--
1150
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,360
Or go into a park in there.
1151
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,360
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1152
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,360
You have to take the lift, but--
1153
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,360
What I need to do, what I need to do, what I need to do, what I need to do, what I need to do.
1154
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,360
I'm gonna get out and break my life.
1155
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,360
I'm nothing else than a lot of action.
1156
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,360
So, when I see some action happening, I just do it.
1157
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,360
I don't think about it.
1158
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360
They don't--
1159
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360
They're not necessarily--
1160
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,360
They're not necessarily--
1161
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,360
They're not necessarily dead.
1162
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,360
They're just like--
1163
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,360
Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna jump up the curve buckle and--
1164
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,360
He'll turn this bitch and do a dance move over to it.
1165
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,360
Yeah.
1166
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,360
But it probably fall on some Legos because that's--
1167
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,360
Something that sounds like something I would do.
1168
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,360
So, I was like, man, you know, so I couldn't figure out what it was.
1169
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,360
And obviously, I did not get out and get it because I was like,
1170
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,360
What's the chances of it being a hundred dollar bill?
1171
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,360
Well, no, because my thing is,
1172
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,360
If I dropped a hundred dollar bill--
1173
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,360
Five to one?
1174
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,360
No.
1175
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,360
There's only like five bills that could have been--
1176
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,360
Yeah, but how many--
1177
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,360
But, okay, but how many in circulation are a hundred dollars?
1178
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,360
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1179
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,360
And like, my--
1180
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,360
You were a ballerina.
1181
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,360
I had a hundred dollar bill and I dropped it.
1182
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,360
I would go after it.
1183
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,360
Yeah.
1184
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,360
If I dropped five bucks, I might be like, "Ah, fuck it."
1185
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:24,360
And I'm saying, if I--
1186
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,360
I dropped chains, I'm pigonational.
1187
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,360
Yeah.
1188
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,360
Well, change Instagram.
1189
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,360
If you were to drop a bill on a windy day,
1190
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,360
Yeah, it could fly off.
1191
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,360
Right, it could be--
1192
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,360
That's what I'm saying.
1193
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,360
I don't know where this bill's from.
1194
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,360
It could have been from across the town.
1195
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,360
Right.
1196
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,360
And it should have been all around.
1197
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,360
And it was ahead of hook with the little string on it and they were fucking--
1198
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,360
Right.
1199
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,360
Right, that would have been fine.
1200
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,360
So I was like, but that maybe thing, like I said,
1201
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:52,360
but I wonder what it would take for like for Alan and Fred to like,
1202
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,360
to commit to getting out of the car to red light, at a red light,
1203
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,360
not to say it at a green light or--
1204
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,360
Right.
1205
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,360
And like, it just stopped.
1206
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,360
I just stopped.
1207
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,360
So I would have had time to get there and get back, I think.
1208
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,360
Pretty close.
1209
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,360
But I was like, you know, would you do it?
1210
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,360
So Alan, a hundred bucks?
1211
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,360
Well, if I can see it's a hundred bucks.
1212
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,360
You can see it's a hundred bucks.
1213
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1214
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,360
I put them to get in part with the flesh of the animal.
1215
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,360
For a hundred bucks.
1216
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,360
I know Fred would do a hundred bucks.
1217
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,360
Yeah.
1218
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,360
I do a fifty bucks, fifty dollar bill.
1219
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,360
Yeah, fifty dollar bill.
1220
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,360
Yeah.
1221
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,360
Yeah.
1222
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,360
Yeah.
1223
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,360
Yeah, I do it for twenty dollar bill.
1224
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,360
You do it for twenty, see, I think twenty is about my, like--
1225
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,360
Yeah, twenty dollar.
1226
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,360
You said it stopped light, just put the flesh is on and I walk out.
1227
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,360
I mean, I go fuck yourselves.
1228
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,360
I get twenty bucks.
1229
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,360
Yeah, I ain't going to take me by the thing.
1230
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360
Yeah, yeah.
1231
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,360
Yeah.
1232
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,360
You're going to get where you're going.
1233
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,360
It's a tenor.
1234
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,360
A couple years ago, I would have, because ten dollars was worth more a couple years ago.
1235
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,360
Yeah.
1236
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,360
Ten dollars.
1237
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,360
And I'd been like, oh, that's my lunch rolling down the sidewalk.
1238
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,360
Yeah.
1239
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:00,360
But now I'm like, oh, that's a third of my lunch rolling down the sidewalk.
1240
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,360
It's like Nate said, a dollar isn't a dollar.
1241
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,360
A dollar, maybe?
1242
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,360
No, that's not a dollar.
1243
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,360
Don't disagree.
1244
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,360
But I would absolutely, I don't think I can get out, I don't think I'm willing to risk it for ten bucks.
1245
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,360
No, ten bucks, yeah, I guess I wouldn't know.
1246
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,360
I know five and one.
1247
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,360
And nobody's, nobody's going to know for a five or a one.
1248
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,360
No, I don't know.
1249
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,360
I don't know.
1250
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,360
I don't know.
1251
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,360
You're getting no matter what.
1252
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,360
You, you, you're also playing the game.
1253
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,360
It's hard to identify a bill from that distance.
1254
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:38,360
Now, as in, like, what is, like, you know, it's a bill, but if you know, if you know, it's a five dollar bill, I
1255
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,360
still do it for a dollar, though.
1256
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,360
Yeah, I'm still going to do it for a dollar.
1257
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:52,360
I know I'm going to put the bike and I'm going to get hit by a car and I'll be like, oh, for a dollar.
1258
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
Or a dollar.
1259
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,360
Well, and here's my case.
1260
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,360
You know what?
1261
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:06,360
The thing about it is, even if it was a dollar and I wouldn't got it and put it in my wallet, that dollar will stay in my wallet.
1262
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,360
Because I don't really care cash like that.
1263
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,360
So like that dollar is going to just stand by pocket and it'll live there.
1264
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360
It's how you remember it.
1265
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Yeah, man.
1266
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,360
You get $2.
1267
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:25,360
Well, I'll probably take it and then, yeah, no, I'll probably be probably like Sunday in our mid church and I'm like, oh, yeah.
1268
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,360
It's collection time.
1269
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,360
I got that dollar in my pocket.
1270
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,360
I'm going to pretend.
1271
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Let me get this dollar out of my pocket.
1272
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,360
You know what I mean?
1273
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,360
We'll see you, but then, but you'll be after the all-wrenching shit.
1274
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,360
Yeah.
1275
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,360
But you also got to remember that.
1276
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:56,360
And again, for our listeners who don't understand necessarily maybe where we are, we were in what's considered the Bible belt, which is to say that in the South East and US, we are in a very religiously dominated area.
1277
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,360
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
1278
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:08,360
Because of that, because of that, I have to exactly and because of that, I had to consider, wait a minute, I've seen multiple flyers that look like money.
1279
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,360
Right.
1280
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,360
Yeah.
1281
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,360
But they're like, oh, you know, whatever.
1282
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,360
That arrest, right?
1283
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,360
Just $100 is going to save you from gene, you know, whatever.
1284
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,360
Yeah, people do that in restaurant.
1285
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,360
Like when I worked in a restaurant, I served it.
1286
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,360
Like, they'll chip you and it looks like a 20, but folded up $20 bill.
1287
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,360
You'd be like, oh, yeah.
1288
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,360
Yeah.
1289
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,360
And then you open it up, but it's like, I just give you a turn of light.
1290
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,360
This is the reason.
1291
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,360
Yeah.
1292
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,360
I'm like, no, it's not giving me.
1293
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,360
I'm like, eternal life.
1294
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,360
I'm going to get closer to eternal life.
1295
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,360
You don't give me some fucking money, bitch.
1296
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:48,360
So yeah, so that ran through my head too is I'm like, and then, and so now, I'm a little religion.
1297
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,360
Yeah.
1298
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:56,360
I'm not a drug man.
1299
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,360
You just threatened to kill somebody.
1300
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,360
No, I just said pay me money instead of telling me about Jesus.
1301
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:08,360
That's not, you know, somebody, but that's just if you gave me the choice, I'm here in another sermon in the south, or getting $20.
1302
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,360
The Lord's in the like, he likes to cheer fruit.
1303
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,360
He likes to cheer for cheerful, cheerful, giver.
1304
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,360
Right.
1305
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,360
Jesus said, hook it up, bitch.
1306
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,360
That's a pretty sure that's in the Bible.
1307
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,360
So Jesus was like, hey, look it up, bitch.
1308
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,360
And they were like, yeah, you got it.
1309
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,360
He should have.
1310
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,360
I would have.
1311
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:35,360
So because of all those factors, like I said, I'm like, I can't, you can't get out because that would also make sense to me.
1312
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:44,360
See, that's the thing is I'm thinking, oh, that I could see someone like throwing out of their car and it just floating down the ray because
1313
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:50,360
I'm telling you, that's the fun homeless dude.
1314
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,360
Exactly.
1315
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,360
Like the homeless dude go to go to catch it.
1316
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,360
It's like, oh, man, I'm like, yeah, on the day.
1317
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,360
No, yeah, he's like, this is going to be great.
1318
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,360
I'm going to buy a Bible with this.
1319
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,360
And then they're like, no, you go, get some, you go get some Jesus today.
1320
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,360
Yeah, you're going to get Jesus.
1321
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,360
And like, you're going to be mad about it.
1322
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,360
And you should be mad about it.
1323
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,360
Because like that's the dirtiest feeling is when you think, like, oh, check it out.
1324
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,360
I got this and then no, not that.
1325
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,360
So I'm just, like, I wanted to get it.
1326
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:26,360
It's like getting the front row's tickets for a wrestling match and ended up in the third row.
1327
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,360
Exactly.
1328
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,360
Exactly.
1329
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:34,360
You know, and actually going back to that, you know, it would, it would have sucked if you would have been like,
1330
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,360
I'm just going to let him sit in that front row.
1331
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,360
Right.
1332
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,360
Because if you hadn't done that,
1333
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,360
I know, I'm going to be honest with you.
1334
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:50,360
I am willing to sit in the second row as opposed to the first row because, you know, I'm not, I, I'm not that much of a jerk.
1335
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,360
But had that some other guy and been like, no, you're in the Swiss being a third row.
1336
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,360
I'd be like, nope, we're fixing this right now.
1337
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,360
Yeah.
1338
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,360
Like that's no, I know.
1339
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,360
That was just different.
1340
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,360
Now you're now, you want to get in the right seat that I want to get in the right seat.
1341
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,360
You know, I'm saying like, because I have the right to the best seat.
1342
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,360
So that changes things a little bit, you know,
1343
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,360
with a side.
1344
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,360
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
1345
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Because you would have been like, I'm going to be a nice guy.
1346
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,360
I'll get in the second row.
1347
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,360
And then you sit in there, then the guy from the second row.
1348
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,360
Oh, no.
1349
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,360
Oh, no.
1350
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,360
This is my seat, man.
1351
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,360
Yeah, you are.
1352
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:24,360
Yeah, you are.
1353
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,360
I just, that was nice.
1354
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,360
Let them.
1355
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,360
Yeah.
1356
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:36,360
Yeah, I can, they know, they might go do it for you.
1357
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,360
No, that's right.
1358
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,360
That's true.
1359
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,360
We'll see.
1360
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,360
And I, this is piggybacking off the other day.
1361
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:45,360
And this is not the other story I was going to tell, which I can't probably tell if we want.
1362
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:50,360
But the other day, we went to the kids wanted an ice cream.
1363
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,360
So when I think ice cream, I go to McDonald's, right?
1364
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,360
Is sheep.
1365
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,360
Sometimes works.
1366
00:46:55,360 --> 00:47:00,360
Well, I will say, normally, the McDonald's and our house ice cream machine usually works,
1367
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,360
right?
1368
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
So we go.
1369
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,360
And I'm like, you guys want ice cream?
1370
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,360
Yeah, great.
1371
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,360
Okay.
1372
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,360
Four ice cream cones, please.
1373
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360
Eight dollars.
1374
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,360
That's fine.
1375
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,360
Whatever.
1376
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,360
Fine.
1377
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,360
And it would say go to T.C.
1378
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,360
We want ice cream cone is seven dollars now.
1379
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,360
Oh, shit.
1380
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,360
Yeah.
1381
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,360
So I'm like eight dollars deal.
1382
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,360
So we're like, okay.
1383
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,360
And we pull up to the front.
1384
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,360
You know, we've already paid everything.
1385
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,360
And they're like, cool.
1386
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,360
Can you pull into space number one?
1387
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,360
And I was like, I mean, yeah, dude, we just got like four ice cream cones, but yeah,
1388
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,360
all right, whatever, you know, maybe they're maybe they're refilling the machine.
1389
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360
I'll fucking know.
1390
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,360
So we pull up the cap.
1391
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,360
Yeah, you know, whatever.
1392
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,360
Who fucking get McDonald's and the milk rims?
1393
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,360
Yeah.
1394
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,360
Oh, yeah.
1395
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,360
Oh, yeah.
1396
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,360
That's grim.
1397
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,360
God damn, the rims is run low.
1398
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,360
No, Chris, you're getting into the machine again.
1399
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,360
Yeah.
1400
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:58,360
So we sit there for a minute, you know, a few minutes, a couple of people get their food
1401
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,360
stuff around us.
1402
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,360
I'm like, okay, so I'm going to go some of my kids.
1403
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,360
You just sit tight.
1404
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,360
I want to go check and see what's going on because this is taking a little longer than it should
1405
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,360
get a four ice cream.
1406
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,360
Yeah, it should.
1407
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,360
Yeah.
1408
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,360
So I walk in and as I'm walking as I get to the counter, of course, there's nobody there in the
1409
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,360
counter because you know, I get it.
1410
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,360
It's how many fucking.
1411
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,360
Yeah, it's all made it.
1412
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,360
It's not enough money and it's a hard ass job, dude.
1413
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,360
It really is.
1414
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,360
And if anybody tells me it's not fuck you and I will 100% stand there.
1415
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,360
I've worked fast food.
1416
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,360
It is a thankless fucking shit of a job.
1417
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:36,360
And thank God for everybody who does it because they are better people than me because I decided
1418
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,360
I would go back to college and said, keep it working in fast food.
1419
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:44,360
So I'm just, that's how bad it was and I was like, I would rather pay and learn than
1420
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,360
continue hitting people.
1421
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:50,360
That's how fucking rough it was for me anyway.
1422
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,360
So I go in as I'm walking in the lady and God bless her.
1423
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,800
It's walking out trying to get out with my cones, right?
1424
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,920
But they're not red and Alan.
1425
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,920
They're fucking.
1426
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,920
They're cool.
1427
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,480
Sunday's where they shove the cone in the top of the Sunday and it's just a couple of
1428
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
no.
1429
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,640
And I said, are those for me?
1430
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,160
And she was like, are you, I said, because we had four cones.
1431
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,680
That's why I'm in here to get them.
1432
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,680
And she's like, yeah, these are for you.
1433
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,680
I said, those are not four cones and I will not accept those.
1434
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,680
And she was like, what?
1435
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:29,680
And like, I said, I ordered four ice cream cones, not four Sundays.
1436
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,680
Yeah.
1437
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,680
That's totally legit.
1438
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,680
I ordered four fucking nuts.
1439
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,680
Yeah.
1440
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,680
I know what am I supposed to do with that?
1441
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,680
Like, I want to clone them.
1442
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,680
We go with them.
1443
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,680
I can't pull off her.
1444
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,680
I can't sneak into the floor.
1445
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,680
So that my wife doesn't know that I ate it.
1446
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,680
I can't do that.
1447
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,680
I want it.
1448
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,680
I don't want to eat the cone first and then ice cream.
1449
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,680
No, what is this?
1450
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,680
I can tell you a rush or fuck that.
1451
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,680
It's America.
1452
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,680
Yeah.
1453
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,680
It's somebody runs it.
1454
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,680
Go on.
1455
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,680
He's got one footers.
1456
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:06,520
So the lady tells the manager who's on duty, who again, I sympathize.
1457
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,520
I understand.
1458
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,680
She's like probably 35 year old.
1459
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:15,040
You know, African American lady, low-pudgy because that's working in McDonald's, man.
1460
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,040
It's hard not to be a low-pudgy.
1461
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,040
You eat fucking McDonald's every day.
1462
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,040
Yeah.
1463
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,040
Every day.
1464
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,040
Am I wrong, Alan?
1465
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,040
Yeah.
1466
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,040
Yeah.
1467
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,040
That is all my novels.
1468
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040
I'm describing the people who they know, so they know.
1469
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040
Little, the radio listeners know.
1470
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,040
That's a rapper named Little Pudgy.
1471
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,040
Little Pudgy.
1472
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,040
Little Pudgy.
1473
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,040
Little Pudgy.
1474
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,040
Little Pudgy.
1475
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,040
Just call me Little Pudgy.
1476
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:45,000
So the lady, the girl, the young girl is like, hey, they don't want these.
1477
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,880
And the girl is like, what the fuck?
1478
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,840
And I was like, I said, hey, I'm sorry.
1479
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,840
That's just not what I ordered.
1480
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,000
Because I'm not, I don't want the girl to get in trouble because she didn't do any of it.
1481
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,960
And the girl said, the manager lady was like, whatever.
1482
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,960
And like, walked off.
1483
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,240
And I was like, all right, I don't give a shit.
1484
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,240
Where am I fucking comes?
1485
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,240
Like, I don't care.
1486
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,240
Just giving my shit.
1487
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,240
No.
1488
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,040
So she walked off, walked back around.
1489
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,040
It started making the codes.
1490
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,720
And now they make the codes where you can't see anything.
1491
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,720
But that she blew up.
1492
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1493
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:22,160
Four of the jankiest fucking ice cream cones I had ever seen in my life.
1494
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,400
One was this tall above the cone.
1495
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,400
The other three.
1496
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400
Yeah.
1497
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,400
This is all above the cone.
1498
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,120
And like, squished in like, she was like, fuck these motherfuckers.
1499
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,920
And then they just hand him to me.
1500
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,280
Like, here's two, here's two.
1501
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,720
So I have 85 degrees out there.
1502
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,200
I have four ice cream cones, holding like this in between.
1503
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,080
Look at my guy, yeah, I have like, Sarah will pause here.
1504
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:51,440
And like, it's a, it's a, what, a 30 foot walk to the car from where I'm standing, right?
1505
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,440
And this is, yeah, yeah.
1506
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,720
Or from the front of the store.
1507
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,720
So get out the store.
1508
00:51:54,720 --> 00:52:02,120
By the time I get to the car, all four ice cream cones are melting very rapidly.
1509
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,080
And so I tell the kids, I'm like, roll down your windows.
1510
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,080
Like I yell at them.
1511
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,320
They roll down your windows.
1512
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,480
And so they fall down their windows and I just start shoving ice cream at them.
1513
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,040
And like, here's your, here's yours.
1514
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,040
Take mine.
1515
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,160
And like, before we could, I can even get it around to get into the front seat of the car.
1516
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,240
All the kids are like, we're covered in ice cream.
1517
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
That's what I look at.
1518
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,120
And I just get, had melted.
1519
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,520
That's why they put them in the car over them all.
1520
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,560
We had everybody had to take showers with the guy though.
1521
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,200
And, you know, I'll give credit.
1522
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,560
Jack, you know, my oldest was like, dad, he took like two little bites.
1523
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
He's like, I can't do this.
1524
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,560
I said, you know what?
1525
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,560
I'm not the window then.
1526
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Just throw it in the parking lot.
1527
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,560
Yeah.
1528
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,560
Yeah.
1529
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,560
Throw it at the window.
1530
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Not throw it at the window.
1531
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,560
Throw it at the window.
1532
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,560
Not throw it at the window.
1533
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,560
So he does that.
1534
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Nates in the back.
1535
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,560
He's trying man.
1536
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,560
And he's like, he got the littlest one because he's the littlest guy.
1537
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,560
And so he's, he's kind of managing his pretty well.
1538
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Penny got a big one.
1539
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,560
You know, she's, and she's.
1540
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,560
Worker.
1541
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,560
Oh man, I look back.
1542
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:07,080
And she's trying to like, like, like, ice cream go.
1543
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,080
And it's just.
1544
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:12,200
her arm is wide and I scream, it's all over her clothes,
1545
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,440
all over her legs.
1546
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,260
What's up, her face is just omitted.
1547
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,840
And she's like, "Man, I'm crying, I'm crying!"
1548
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,080
There's nothing you can do on it.
1549
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,160
You just gotta have to take a shower.
1550
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,600
So, that's why I tried out to be an asshole.
1551
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,240
Because I was like, "See? This is what happened.
1552
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,660
I've become an asshole."
1553
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,480
And I understand, make no mistake,
1554
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,380
I understand.
1555
00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:31,780
Because that's exactly what I demand, I'm like,
1556
00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:32,820
- Why, why, why, why... - You want a fucking good asshole?
1557
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:36,740
- I'll give you, because one of my kids
1558
00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:37,820
doesn't like QT's.
1559
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:38,820
- She's ice cream.
1560
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:39,960
- Man, it's not in a sense.
1561
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,800
- It's not in a sense.
1562
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,300
- Ice cream, ice cream,
1563
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:45,740
ice cream, McDonald's ice cream is terrible.
1564
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:47,820
They're all jammed to me.
1565
00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,900
Nah, chick flake is best ice cream.
1566
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,900
- See, I don't like chick flake.
1567
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:53,220
- Chick flake is too, yeah.
1568
00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:54,740
- Yeah, it's too harsh.
1569
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,900
- Too little too.
1570
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,580
- Yeah, no, McDonald's is too strong.
1571
00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,700
- Yeah, well, that was the problem.
1572
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:00,820
And so I see now, and like,
1573
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:01,820
- Yes.
1574
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:03,700
- If it was me and I was working at McDonald's,
1575
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:06,860
some guy who looked like me came in and said that,
1576
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:09,100
I had them in like, oh, you want ice cream come on the fucker?
1577
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:11,140
I'll give you the biggest goddamn ice cream cone
1578
00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:12,860
you've ever seen.
1579
00:54:12,860 --> 00:54:13,860
Times four.
1580
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:15,020
- That's a good one.
1581
00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:18,580
- You think it's a hookup until you're covered in ice cream.
1582
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:20,460
You look like you just fucking jerked off.
1583
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,300
- Oh, man.
1584
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,580
- I'm just like, I got ice cream in.
1585
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:24,740
I put it in a cup for you because these motherfuckers
1586
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:26,900
are gonna melt by the time they get to the car.
1587
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:29,140
- You don't have to appreciate it.
1588
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,500
- You don't have to appreciate it.
1589
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,860
(laughing)
1590
00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:34,460
- You just give it to him at the window, bro.
1591
00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:35,780
Like you give it to him?
1592
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,220
- Yeah, that's where he's both.
1593
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,220
- He's too much stuff for him.
1594
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:39,740
- You're gonna see, instead of getting,
1595
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:43,260
you should've gotten, what is it, a McFloorie?
1596
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:46,380
- A McFloor, a McFloorie, you know?
1597
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:47,220
- Yeah.
1598
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,660
- Are we coming to America?
1599
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,900
- It's like, hours.
1600
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,740
- Oh, yeah.
1601
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:53,700
(laughing)
1602
00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:54,540
- I'm okay with that.
1603
00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:57,500
- McDonald's, what they said, oh, did that?
1604
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,820
- I'll put it back in the bottle.
1605
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,860
(laughing)
1606
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:05,020
- No, yeah, that's why, again, I'm trying not to be an asshole.
1607
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:07,460
I'm really, really trying to set a good example.
1608
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,540
50, 50, 50 shot.
1609
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,780
Speaking of that, let me ask you guys a question.
1610
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:12,620
- They're good, they're good.
1611
00:55:12,620 --> 00:55:13,780
- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
1612
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:16,380
I'm just here, and that's good enough.
1613
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,740
So, I mean, I went to getting them ice cream.
1614
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:20,460
It just so happens I would've been better
1615
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:22,500
to just dump it on their fucking heads.
1616
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,580
But still, (laughing)
1617
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:25,900
- I'm just gonna do that.
1618
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:27,940
(laughing)
1619
00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:31,660
- So, all of that said, like I said, that was that.
1620
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:32,700
But it got me thinking.
1621
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:36,300
So, Jack and I, again, 13 year old kid, he's at that age
1622
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,140
where everything is, he knows better than me
1623
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,460
about every single thing.
1624
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,300
- Oh yeah, right.
1625
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,460
- And so I've been using this principle on him
1626
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,300
and he hates it.
1627
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:45,180
And I think it's, I think it's smart.
1628
00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:47,700
So if your parent, listen up, none of our people have kids.
1629
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:49,340
Probably the list in the show.
1630
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,340
But why would they?
1631
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:52,420
There's some smarter than me.
1632
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:56,820
So, he doesn't understand, like you were talking about earlier,
1633
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:58,580
the money thing, right?
1634
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,140
It's a 20% chance, right?
1635
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:02,140
It's a one in, basically, a one in five chance.
1636
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,860
It could be any, any, denomination, right?
1637
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:08,500
So, I have this thing where I keep telling him
1638
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,180
that things are a 50/50 chance.
1639
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,380
He doesn't understand.
1640
00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:14,300
I'm like, it's either gonna happen or it's not.
1641
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:15,140
It's 50/50.
1642
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:18,220
And he's like, well, no, that's not, he's like,
1643
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:20,300
well, what about a hurricane hitting us?
1644
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,660
And I'm like, 50/50 chance.
1645
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:23,580
- 50/50 chance.
1646
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,060
- What do you think he like?
1647
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:27,140
Either hurricane's gonna hit us or it's not.
1648
00:56:27,140 --> 00:56:28,780
(laughing)
1649
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:30,100
- 50/50 chance.
1650
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,900
- Yeah, 50/50, everything.
1651
00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:34,820
On any situation, it's a 50/50 chance.
1652
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:35,820
- Yeah, yeah.
1653
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:36,660
- And he hates it.
1654
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,220
He'd make some so mad.
1655
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,820
I'm gonna say why he makes some so mad because, again,
1656
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:41,980
if it was me, I'd have been like,
1657
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,500
you're fucking nitty-hitty at that.
1658
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,900
- Yeah, what you had to be a tell him is a 50/50 chance
1659
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,140
of this and then when he gets,
1660
00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:48,900
then you'd be like, there's 100% chance
1661
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:50,180
you're gonna get mad.
1662
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:51,340
- Right, yeah.
1663
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:52,340
(laughing)
1664
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:55,180
- The 50/50 chance, 100% of the time.
1665
00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,300
(laughing)
1666
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,620
- We'll pray that, but 50/50,
1667
00:56:58,620 --> 00:57:00,740
this is what I need to know from you, Fred.
1668
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,620
Are you aware, and Alan, you two,
1669
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:07,220
are you aware of a nice lady named Sidney Swini?
1670
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:10,100
- Yeah.
1671
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,020
- She's got a nice 50/50 chance.
1672
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:13,460
- She has, yes, she has.
1673
00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:14,660
There's a 50/50 chance.
1674
00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,540
You're gonna see her moves in the next movie.
1675
00:57:16,540 --> 00:57:19,100
100% chance, but I'll be asking you that movie.
1676
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:22,620
So, no, so, you guys know who Sidney Swini is.
1677
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,460
For those at home, this is the pop culture portion
1678
00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:25,340
of our show.
1679
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:30,340
Sidney Swini is an actress who has, is very well-endowed,
1680
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:32,700
very popular right now, people lover.
1681
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:37,180
So, Fred, because of that, and this is what I need to know,
1682
00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:40,180
50/50 shot, are you in or are you out on this?
1683
00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:45,180
Sidney Swini has developed her own soap.
1684
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,300
- Oh, yeah.
1685
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,300
- I have seen that.
1686
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:51,860
- And the way that, yeah, so she's got a new soap.
1687
00:57:51,860 --> 00:57:52,860
I'm out.
1688
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,340
(laughing)
1689
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,180
You know what I'm saying?
1690
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:58,020
She's literally using her own bath water
1691
00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:03,980
in a soap bar and selling it as her soap.
1692
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,580
It's called like Sidney's essence.
1693
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:07,460
- How you, Sidney's bath water-
1694
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,300
- How you know it's a little bit.
1695
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,620
- How you know it's a little bit.
1696
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,460
- How you know it's a little bit.
1697
00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:11,300
- That's the thing.
1698
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,260
That's what I'm wondering if you is like, I mean,
1699
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,740
there is a, okay, there is a video of her in a bathtub
1700
00:58:15,740 --> 00:58:17,540
and that's good.
1701
00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:20,340
I need to get past that time, keep reading.
1702
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:24,060
- Yeah, did you see that, what was it?
1703
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,980
A bunch of people with DM to Mr. Beast,
1704
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:28,220
get him to buy him that?
1705
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:30,580
(laughing)
1706
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:32,780
- He finally came out and said, I invite him to that show.
1707
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,820
(laughing)
1708
00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:39,820
- Apparently there's only 5,000 bars being made.
1709
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:44,180
I don't know how you get 5,000 bars out of a bathtub.
1710
00:58:44,180 --> 00:58:47,020
- No, you know what's the thing.
1711
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,180
- That way, people are crazy.
1712
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:51,380
- That's the way she, she only made 5,000 of them
1713
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:53,660
because then she was like, oh, there's only 5,000
1714
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,260
but get them before they're gone.
1715
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:56,980
Yeah, man, it's just, it's just,
1716
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:58,500
it's just going to be flying the man.
1717
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,460
- Okay, but see, okay, hold on, now you're saying
1718
00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:03,540
that Alan, please put this image on the screen.
1719
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,380
Now,
1720
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,540
- That'll be your titties.
1721
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:08,740
If they're titties, I don't wanna see it.
1722
00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:10,660
(laughing)
1723
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:12,500
- So, seeing these images,
1724
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,860
- Okay, is that change your mind?
1725
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:14,900
- That's his guy.
1726
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,580
- No, I don't think I'll buy it.
1727
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:19,340
- About that is what I, I don't want the soul.
1728
00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:21,100
(laughing)
1729
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,300
Right, you don't wanna be clean.
1730
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:25,060
- Does it come with one of her titties?
1731
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:25,740
- I mean,
1732
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:27,660
- I'm not, let me see what she said.
1733
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:29,660
- I read on the bottom part of it.
1734
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:32,660
It's definitely about keeping yourself clean.
1735
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:34,580
And I was like, well, she's got a point.
1736
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:35,420
- You can get her.
1737
00:59:35,420 --> 00:59:36,260
- Good hygiene.
1738
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:38,140
- Oh, wow, it's okay.
1739
00:59:38,140 --> 00:59:40,660
- It's already sold out.
1740
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:44,020
- Somebody made it, somebody made a candle
1741
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:45,820
that smells like,
1742
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:48,020
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
1743
00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:49,140
- Right, I remember that.
1744
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:49,980
- I remember that.
1745
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:51,380
(laughing)
1746
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,380
- You actually,
1747
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:55,340
is one of your new things you came up with, right?
1748
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:56,340
- I'm not a friend.
1749
00:59:56,340 --> 00:59:57,180
Right now.
1750
00:59:57,180 --> 00:59:58,340
- What's that?
1751
00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:02,340
- If you wanna get Sydney Swiney's bathwater bliss.
1752
01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:06,940
You wonder how much, it hasn't even gone on sale yet.
1753
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,900
They're pre-sailing it, pre-selling it,
1754
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:10,740
which is not, I don't know how I say that.
1755
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,620
- For $70 plus shipping.
1756
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:16,300
- That's stupid.
1757
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,220
Well, it's no difference in only fans.
1758
01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:20,740
- No, at least the only man's.
1759
01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:21,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1760
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:22,580
- These would open people.
1761
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:24,180
- People are gonna pay for it.
1762
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:27,580
- You know, people are gonna pay for it.
1763
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:28,820
- We're at the puppy level,
1764
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:29,660
- We're at the puppy level.
1765
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:30,500
- We're at the puppy level.
1766
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,340
- And there's all the money.
1767
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,740
- Where's all the money?
1768
01:00:32,740 --> 01:00:33,580
- Where's all the money?
1769
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:34,420
- Not at this show.
1770
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,500
- Money ain't real.
1771
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,700
- Money ain't real.
1772
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,020
- No, not at the group.
1773
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:38,860
- They're like birds.
1774
01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:40,020
- It's not real.
1775
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,180
You can't, you can't,
1776
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:42,700
(laughing)
1777
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:43,940
That stupid,
1778
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:47,420
like, people are seriously buying it.
1779
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,260
That's,
1780
01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:50,540
- Okay, but now if we were famous enough, red,
1781
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,620
would you consider us
1782
01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:54,540
turning our bath water into soap for people for money?
1783
01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:55,700
- I would.
1784
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:57,180
- I think it's better.
1785
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,340
- I'm gonna want that.
1786
01:00:58,340 --> 01:01:00,380
- I'll be doing farting a bottle or something.
1787
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:02,460
(laughing)
1788
01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:03,780
- The soap is round,
1789
01:01:03,780 --> 01:01:04,980
look at this all dirty water.
1790
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:05,820
(laughing)
1791
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:07,140
- The dirty water.
1792
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:09,100
(laughing)
1793
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:09,940
- Try to,
1794
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:11,500
the great thing about it is they didn't use any soap
1795
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,380
before that we used this.
1796
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:15,380
- Yeah, the soap is like,
1797
01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:16,220
- That's why it takes showers.
1798
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,860
- The soap leaves a ring around the bathtub.
1799
01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:20,740
- Yeah, I remember that.
1800
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:22,740
(laughing)
1801
01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,900
- That's a old school shit right there,
1802
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,740
ring around the,
1803
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,740
(laughing)
1804
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:29,060
'cause my mom would be pissed too.
1805
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,980
- Oh, I'm gonna clean that shit off.
1806
01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:32,540
(laughing)
1807
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:33,540
- True, true.
1808
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:35,740
(laughing)
1809
01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:36,580
- So there you go.
1810
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:37,820
- I mean, make up your mind.
1811
01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:39,580
You want me to be clean or not?
1812
01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:41,180
- Why, you can't have it that way.
1813
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,020
- Yeah.
1814
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,860
- You know, you don't believe in showers?
1815
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:44,700
- I was like,
1816
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:47,380
- You're gonna wash your bathtub and you're gonna tub.
1817
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:48,220
(laughing)
1818
01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,300
- You gotta scrub the fucking tub
1819
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:50,300
after you scrub your nuts.
1820
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,140
- You gotta wash it.
1821
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:51,980
- Not in that order.
1822
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:52,820
- You don't think.
1823
01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:55,420
- And why you want me to scrub the tub first then?
1824
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,580
My nuts, that doesn't make sense.
1825
01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:59,340
But I definitely don't want you to scrub your nuts first
1826
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:00,180
then the tub.
1827
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,340
That doesn't, that's no good for you.
1828
01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:02,180
- Good.
1829
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:03,020
- No, I wasn't.
1830
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,580
- I wasn't gonna tub.
1831
01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:05,580
- Everybody knows.
1832
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:07,220
- The tub with your nuts.
1833
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:08,060
- With your nuts.
1834
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:10,700
(laughing)
1835
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:13,220
- Use the hair on your nuts to get brillo accent.
1836
01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:14,060
(laughing)
1837
01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:16,940
- My mom had brillo nuts.
1838
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,940
- My mom had counter measures for that.
1839
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,020
Every five minutes she'd be like,
1840
01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:22,180
stop playing with yourself.
1841
01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:23,020
- Yeah.
1842
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:23,860
- Yeah.
1843
01:02:23,860 --> 01:02:25,020
- Five minutes.
1844
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:25,860
- Five minutes.
1845
01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:27,660
- Damn, I'm taking this shit.
1846
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:28,500
I don't believe you.
1847
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,340
- I'm not.
1848
01:02:29,340 --> 01:02:31,340
(laughing)
1849
01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:32,500
- Don't smell nothing.
1850
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,140
(laughing)
1851
01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:35,340
- I don't believe you.
1852
01:02:35,340 --> 01:02:37,540
(laughing)
1853
01:02:37,540 --> 01:02:39,140
- Cross the pipe and it's on the hurts.
1854
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:40,380
- And then some of you should call me out.
1855
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:41,220
And be like,
1856
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:42,220
you're taking this shit,
1857
01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:43,060
we'll open the door.
1858
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,220
- No.
1859
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:45,060
- I would argue.
1860
01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:47,140
(laughing)
1861
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:47,980
- Oh.
1862
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,740
(laughing)
1863
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,180
- Those were the days of the day.
1864
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,340
It's about to be experienced.
1865
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:53,340
- That was what I was saying.
1866
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:54,340
- That was what I was saying.
1867
01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:56,100
- We got spinners coming up here, so.
1868
01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:57,980
- Yeah, your water bill's gonna start getting up.
1869
01:02:57,980 --> 01:02:59,460
- Yeah, my water bill did go up
1870
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:02,140
because I had a leaky toilet and I didn't know about it.
1871
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:02,980
(laughing)
1872
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:03,820
- Yeah.
1873
01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:05,980
- 150 fucking dollar water bill this month.
1874
01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,740
- All right, we just went through that shit too, man.
1875
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:09,820
- I'm gonna call them and see if they'll--
1876
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:11,740
- We just went through that fucking shit too.
1877
01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:13,740
Fucking leaky toilet.
1878
01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:14,580
- It's not a bit more.
1879
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:15,420
- It's not a bit more.
1880
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:16,940
- Yeah, we can't even see.
1881
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:18,780
- We got like 8,000 gallon of water.
1882
01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:19,620
You know what I mean?
1883
01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:20,460
- Probably the toilet.
1884
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,620
- They're like, you gotta leak somewhere.
1885
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,620
I'm like, where?
1886
01:03:23,620 --> 01:03:25,300
There's no water in the lawn.
1887
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:26,140
You know what I'm saying?
1888
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:28,700
Where the fuck is the leak coming from?
1889
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,620
- By the leaky toilet.
1890
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:31,300
- Right, and they're like, you know,
1891
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,140
a trick to toilet and they're like,
1892
01:03:32,140 --> 01:03:33,460
the one that nobody uses, you mean?
1893
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:35,100
Of course, that's the one, man.
1894
01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:37,300
- 99% of the time, it's in squirtly.
1895
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:38,460
- Yeah.
1896
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,220
- It was just the flat-for-use machine.
1897
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,060
- It just a little--
1898
01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:42,220
- Yeah, just a little flat-for-use.
1899
01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,980
- Just a flat-for-use, three dollar piece of equipment.
1900
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:45,380
- Yeah, and I'm like, shit.
1901
01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:47,420
- I saved the money.
1902
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:49,260
- If I didn't know, I would have saved so much money
1903
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:50,580
just doing that.
1904
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:53,980
- Cause it cost me $700 for that little three dollar piece.
1905
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:54,820
- Right, for the deal.
1906
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:57,140
- And because I was lazy.
1907
01:03:57,140 --> 01:04:01,620
- So the less it is, ladies and gentlemen, check your flaps.
1908
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:02,460
(laughing)
1909
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:03,300
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1910
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,300
- Check your flaps.
1911
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:06,300
- Check your flaps and you think it's yes.
1912
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,460
- Check your flip flaps.
1913
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:08,620
(laughing)
1914
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:11,460
- When you're clapping, make sure you're napping.
1915
01:04:11,460 --> 01:04:12,860
All right, ladies, chill.
1916
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:13,860
- No, no.
1917
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,340
- I think you've had enough of that.
1918
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:17,900
We've certainly had enough of ourselves.
1919
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:19,900
We're gonna get out of here.
1920
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:20,900
We'll do this again next week.
1921
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,020
Hey, guys, next week, just to give you
1922
01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:25,420
what we call the industry of T's.
1923
01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:29,140
That's right, next week you'll hear my sad story,
1924
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:31,380
which is maybe I'll have an update by then,
1925
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,980
probably not, I think he's dead.
1926
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:34,500
But sad story.
1927
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:38,740
And then also, we're gonna have our--
1928
01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:39,580
- Just a stupid question.
1929
01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:42,620
- What is the, our fashion reporter,
1930
01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:44,660
our probably month fashion reporter is gonna come on
1931
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:47,500
to talk about summer trends.
1932
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,600
I don't know, is that a perk?
1933
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,100
We'll figure out his name.
1934
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:51,940
- He's a hero.
1935
01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:54,340
- He knows his name, red, my pants.
1936
01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:56,420
- Worked y'all here, too.
1937
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:57,700
- Our fashion reporter. - Our fashion reporter.
1938
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,220
♪ I'm like, camera ♪
1939
01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:04,660
- Yeah, oh, it's, I don't know.
1940
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:07,820
I don't know, I think, well, let's know next week.
1941
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,540
- It's Barry Jurgensen,
1942
01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:12,460
male, fashion reporter to the stars.
1943
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:13,900
- Barry Jurgensen.
1944
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:18,900
- Barry Jurgensen, male, fashion reporter to the stars.
1945
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:20,460
- Okay.
1946
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:22,460
- Our ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back next week
1947
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,980
with a brand new show.
1948
01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:25,980
We hope you all have a great day
1949
01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:27,540
and if we offended you in any way,
1950
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,180
feel free to go fuck yourself.
1951
01:05:29,180 --> 01:05:32,020
(laughing)
1952
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,220
- Good night everybody.
1953
01:05:33,220 --> 01:05:36,660
- We are laughing.
1954
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:37,660
(laughing)
1955
01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:39,980
And we are very good friends.
1956
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:42,340
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1957
01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:44,340
(laughing)
1958
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:46,920
(upbeat music)
1959
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:59,580
- That's it, man.
1960
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:00,660
Game over, man.
1961
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,660
It's game over.
1962
01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:04,180
- Just hang loose blood.
1963
01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:06,500
She's gonna catch up on the rebarad, man.
1964
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,340
♪ Hands of the chopper ♪
1965
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:10,340
(laughing)
1966
01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,340
(upbeat music)
1967
01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:13,500
- Oh, what a baby.
1968
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,660
(laughing)
1969
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:16,180
Come on, what in here?
1970
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:17,420
(upbeat music)
1971
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:19,420
- Well, thanks all folks.
1972
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:21,860
- Hasta la vista, baby.
1973
01:06:21,860 --> 01:06:22,860
- God damn it.
1974
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,460
(upbeat music)
1975
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:27,580
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1976
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:30,900
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1977
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:32,380
- Surely you can be serious.
1978
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:34,620
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1979
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:42,780
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