This week, on a brand-new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about 2024, and all the resolutions that we are totally planning on keeping. Internet gambling is a scam, and in a new installment of BLC Life Facts, Parker shares all the stuff you need to know to tackle 2024. Plus Fred's Big Honking Moobies returns as we chat about the bizarro version of the cult-classic film, the Little Shop of Horrors. All that, and so very much more, only on the BLC Podcast! Happy 2024 Everybody, now back to work!
(00:00) Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring unreleased tracks
(01:03) The BLC podcast is back for 2024 with twice the fart sounds
(01:36) Welcome to the 123rd installment of the BLC podcast
(02:27) Alan jokes about having health issues due to lack of sleep in 2024
(04:40) Freedom K radio is shutting down in 2024, which is depressing
(08:33) Do you do New Year's resolutions and then do the thing
(11:28) Dan: I want to quit my vices, but I don't
(14:29) Fred M. Bennett: Plinko and parlays are scams
(17:19) Well, Fred, what we were talking about 17 minutes ago when we started this conversation
(17:59) All resolutions will be approved by Zod before they are resolved officially
(19:30) Number three is to talk more about cheeseburgers in 2024
(21:26) Fred: I don't have any new year's resolution other than your
(24:16) Fred: I have five life facts for you to use in your life
(28:52) Fred: I have added this to our chat, our group chat
(30:07) If you pass gas consistently, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb
(33:44) There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar
(35:32) Two thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in one place
(39:28) Christmas originated through Greenville, South Carolina
(40:58) A turtle from Jersey apparently ran away from home and was found in a laundry room
(44:40) Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors
(45:13) All too real two podcast is passionate about movies, tv, and pop culture
(47:06) Fred: It's my least favorite movie of all time
(52:43) Alan: I prefer the original ending better than the alternate one
(56:42) You need to watch the alternative ending because it's a lot
(01:00:18) Alan: The alternate ending would be a lot better. I mean, I guess it's the better endings
(01:03:08) BlC movie recommendation of 2024 is most shop of horrors
(01:07:48) Don't call me Shirley, I'm a man of special needs
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>> Freddy: Because unreleased tracks. I don't
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know. Welcome.
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Welcome, everyone.
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>> Parker: No, we have a whole new intro.
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be our
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bumpy night. Alive.
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It's alive.
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It's alive.
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You.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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manly stories. And in the morning, I'm making
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pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry pound of Fred, and also
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Alan on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now, uh, let's start the damn show.
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The BLC podcast. God damn it.
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The BLC podcast, you know is dead.
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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. We're new and improved for
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2024, with twice the fart sounds,
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twice the repetition, twice the fart
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sounds, so much more now at an
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even lower price. You'll be harder pressed than
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a diamond in an ice storm to find a better value for your
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hardworking podcast dollars.
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All that said, um, no. I don't know.
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Welcome to the 123rd installment of the BLC podcast. Now
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with nutrients. I'm your host, Parker, and
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I'm joined, as always, by the hardest man. I
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mean, hardest working man. I know, Ms.
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Fred.
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>> Freddy: Hey, tell your baba I said what's up. All
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right?
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And as always, we joined by the man
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with the plan. 50 grand in his
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hand. Alan
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OTB.
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>> Parker: 50 grand worth of bills.
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No, it's true. Not cash. It's 2024,
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and the BLC is going to be spinning all
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the hits all year long on, um, tonight's show.
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We've got New Year's resolutions, BLC life
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Facts, and Fred's big honking
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movies.
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But first, it's the thing I said first, which
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is, happy 2024, gentlemen.
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>> Freddy: That's fine.
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The party floor thing, I
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thought we were doing, uh. You mean this.
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>> Parker: Could have just done that, but no,
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we were doing housemate.
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>> Freddy: Did you kiss your girls when the ball dropped or did
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your balls drop when you kissed your girls?
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>> Parker: Either way, I can't even stay up till midnight
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>> Freddy: Really?
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>> Parker: Yeah, I gave up on that. Thank God for Netflix
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>> Freddy: The new use show they showed on Netflix the next day.
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>> Parker: Best thing ever. No, it's not that. They have it where, like, the
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kids. For the kids. And you can be like, oh, it must be
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midnight. It's 745. And here's
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the countdown. I got to go to bed, kids. And they're like, all right.
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Night at. It's pretty great.
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>> Freddy: Really? Uh, yeah.
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>> Parker: Ah, they have, like, different.
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>> Freddy: Do you know how many people we could have fucked with when we were.
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>> Parker: Like, in our prime. In our prime. Shit,
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some of us are still in our prime. Alan, what about
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>> Freddy: I peaked it.
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>> Parker: Yeah. I haven't even begun to peek. When I peek, you're going to know
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it. 1030.
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>> Parker: Yeah. 1030 is late.
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>> Freddy: I hate going to sleep. I don't like going to
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>> Parker: Are you worried? Is it because you're worried you're not going to wake up?
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>> Freddy: I don't want to go to sleep. Scared I ain't going to wake
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>> Parker: This might be the last one.
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>> Freddy: I got to get all of it.
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>> Parker: Uh, I'm m like, stay up an extra ten minutes.
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>> Freddy: Uh, I fucking stayed up till 03:00 in the morning last
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>> Parker: I'm like, I got to see that TikTok before I had to be at.
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>> Freddy: Work at, like, eight.
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>> Parker: It was terrible. 2024, the year of
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having some sort of health issues due to his lack of
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>> Freddy: Horrible. I feel like shit all the time.
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>> Parker: Yeah, right.
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>> Freddy: Sleep.
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>> Parker: I'm telling you, it is what it is.
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every year that passes,
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certain things happen. We lose some, um,
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we win some.
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It all comes out in the wall, essentially,
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right? So I do want to say
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hardy rip to our
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friends at Freedom K radio. Unfortunately, they're shutting down the
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station. It was an honor and a pleasure to
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be on for however many episodes we were
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on and however many episodes they actually played of
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ours, which were.
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>> Freddy: Like, three by Tom
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Smothers.
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>> Parker: Who the hell is Tom Smothers?
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>> Freddy: Smothers brothers.
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>> Parker: Smothers brothers.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to drop that.
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I'm sorry. Which one is that?
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>> Parker: Was he the one that sang bass or saying treble?
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>> Freddy: He was the funny one.
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>> Parker: Daddy sang bass. Mama sang trouble.
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>> Freddy: He was the one on the guitar.
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>> Parker: He was one of the brothers.
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>> Freddy: He was the brothers of smother.
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>> Parker: He was closest any smothered brother would be.
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>> Freddy: Maybe his brother smothered him.
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>> Parker: Maybe the years of guilt took him.
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>> Freddy: A long time to do it. He
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would have smothered him a long time ago. Uh,
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do it that way.
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>> Parker: That's depressing as well.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: No, freedom K radio is a good ride.
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>> Freddy: I remember Freedom K, man. Remember that?
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Yeah. What was the time slot? Like,
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930 in the morning? Uh,
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was, like nine to ten. And I
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remember I was working first shift, and
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I would try to get the people at my job to tune in,
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I'd be like, yo, go to this web address.
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Go to Freedom K radio.
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>> Parker: Dude, we had 2.4 million listeners a month, Fred.
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>> Freddy: 2.4 million listeners. I don't know why we
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left.
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>> Parker: Um, there are lots of reasons.
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There's actually 2.399,
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surprisingly.
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>> Freddy: They were all indian, right? And none of them.
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>> Parker: You said that. Uh, didn't say the other
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thing. So, yeah, tweet the show. If you used to listen to us on freedom
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k Rip, hashtag rip freedom k eagle
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screen.
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>> Freddy: Can you imagine? We get, like, 2 million people
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tweeting what happened to you
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guys? Very
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much.
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>> Parker: You are great. You're the best podcast on Freedom K
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radio.
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>> Freddy: Eagle scream.
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>> Parker: We love the freedom. We
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love it in our sweatshop that makes us listen to podcast
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all the time.
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When I get home from my sweatshop job listening to
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podcasts, there's nothing I want to listen to more than Frito
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K radio. Happy
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new year.
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>> Freddy: That's not an eagle scream.
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>> Parker: Close enough. That's a
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celebratory eagle scream.
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See, what you don't understand, Fred. That's an eagle with one
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of those things in his mouth.
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>> Freddy: Uh, so it starts off like,
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identifies as an eagle.
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>> Parker: Right? That's how you know it's an eagle.
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>> Freddy: Well, it is 2024. So that
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eagle pronouns, anything goes.
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>> Parker: The year of party, party,
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eagle for life.
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Well, it is 2024. Thank you, Alan, for so
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many of those. And I appreciate us celebrating, and you're, of course,
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listening to us in the
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year of whatever. Anyway, fuck it. So,
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2024, Fred. Yes, it is
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time.
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What do you do? How do you stand? And how does Alan stand? How do
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you guys feel about New Year's
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resolutions? Do you do them and
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then do you do them? But then do you also actually do
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the resolutions and the thing are
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>> Parker: So you can do resolutions and then do the thing.
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>> Freddy: Ear to them. Yeah. Do you stick to them
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for about a week?
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>> Parker: About a week?
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>> Freddy: I don't do them.
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>> Parker: You don't do them at all?
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>> Freddy: I did it one time when, uh, we first got our
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planet fitness. I was like, yeah, I'm going to go to planet
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fitness. Sign up for a dollar.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I had to cancel
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it.
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>> Parker: How did you cancel it? Don't you have to write a letter? Like a
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certified letter?
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>> Freddy: No, I went in there. I went in there.
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They'll cancel it. I was like, this is the body that I
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want.
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>> Parker: Look at 2024. I'm going to do that. That's my number one
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new year's. Resolution is to cancel that five year old gym membership.
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>> Freddy: Think about it, man. You're paying 120.
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I was about to say if you got the $20 package. Yeah, I decided to pay
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by weight a year. That's 240 a year. Come on.
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>> Parker: I thought if I paid by weight originally, it would get
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cheaper. So I pay by the
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>> Freddy: Go to the gym than smoking cigarettes. Yeah,
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because you figured $6 a pack.
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>> Parker: $6 cigarettes are way more expensive than that
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now. They're like $10 a pack.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, they're like $10 a pack now.
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>> Parker: When I was smoking, they were a.
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>> Freddy: Dollar and a quarter. I can only imagine what the prices
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are in New York because they were $10 a pack
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in New York
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That was 20 years ago. Anywho,
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I do, freedom resolution or freedom resolution?
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>> Freddy: Shit, I do. Do.
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>> Parker: You keep radio? I'm trying.
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I'm trying, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Well, you were doing the walking.
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>> Parker: Uh, I did the walking, and I did that one. I still do walk
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places sometimes.
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I do.
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>> Freddy: I walk places all from the car to the door
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sometimes.
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>> Parker: My regular today, I
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walked 3 miles. Did you?
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>> Freddy: Uh. Damn.
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>> Parker: So there you go. That's something.
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I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know if it's accurate.
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What I do is I throw my phone down a hill and then
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I walk after it. But I catch up, I'm like,
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how.
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>> Freddy: Many miles is that? No phone? You like
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the cheese?
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I'll be lying in the bed to wake up the next morning. You'd be like, you almost reach your
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goal. Yeah, last night.
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>> Parker: Hey, that's what happened.
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Uh, so do you guys have any New Year's resolutions? I have
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three, four now, including start. Quit the gym.
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>> Freddy: I want to quit my vices, but
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I don't think that's going to happen because it's
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24.
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>> Parker: Gambling and drinking and womanizing.
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>> Freddy: Drinking, smoking. Not
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sleeping.
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>> Parker: Is not sleeping a vice? See, to me, sleeping
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is a vice because that's the one thing that I'm like,
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oh, everything else,
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I don't miss that.
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>> Freddy: But see, that's the thing about it, though.
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>> Parker: When I do that, I'll sneak into an alley and just take
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a little quick nap.
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>> Freddy: You wake up, you got all this change on you. Uh.
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I knew it would pay off.
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>> Parker: Okay, so sleeping, drinking.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I mean, the norm,
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everybody.
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>> Parker: The vice is everybody. Do you gamble? Gambler?
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>> Freddy: No, I'm not a real big gambler.
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>> Parker: You already quit one?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I did. Well, I learned a lesson on
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gambling. I lost like, a two week paycheck
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gambling.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Uh, that'll do that. And I don't do that anymore.
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>> Parker: I keep seeing. And I guess I got caught in the algorithm. I keep
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seeing all these, um,
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parlays that people are doing now on banduel
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or whatever, not a sponsor, right, or whatever. And they're
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like, this guy bet $5 on
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73 things, won $4
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million,
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and I could totally see how it would.
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>> Freddy: Get you hooked, right? Yeah.
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Because the way they do it, it's
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like, okay, let's say you have a, uh,
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six way parlay, right?
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If you hit all six of them, you get ten times your
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money, right? If you only miss
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four of them, you get four times your
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money. And if you only hit two of them, you get, like,
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double your money. So there's more
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ways.
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>> Parker: Best bet in the world, though.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's a good deal. But
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those guys, they got it locked up, man.
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>> Parker: Yeah, well, you got to get excruciatingly
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lucky, right?
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>> Freddy: And they have guys out there who
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give you pics, you know what I'm saying? They got guys on
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Instagram who, uh.
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>> Parker: Speaking of, check out for, uh, the listeners at
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home, check out, uh. What is it? The Dan
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cave on Instagram. That's a budy of mine who
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started selling pics.
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>> Freddy: Really? Yeah.
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>> Parker: Ah. He was like, hey, can you make me a logo? I want to start selling picks. I'm like,
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are you good at gambling? He's like, not really,
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but I'll give him the credit. He's entrepreneurial, so he's
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like, hey, I'm at least as good as most of these other
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people, so why can't I sell my picks and make money off of it? I was
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like, you know what? I'll do it.
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>> Freddy: Hey,
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all you got to have is a gift of gab,
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man. If you can get people engaged in what
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you speak about, then that's, uh. We can.
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But maybe ice cubes, Eskimos.
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>> Parker: We will sell all the Eskimos. I'm going to do parlays on Eskimo
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ice cube sales. Like, if
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Nanuck duck gets four or.
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>> Freddy: More ice over and over. Yeah. What's the over and under?
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>> Parker: Over the ice? Under the,
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uh. Again, it's one of those things. And then the
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other thing is Plinko. Have you seen the plinko
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that they price is right?
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Is Plinko the thing where they drop it and it goes,
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no, into the triangle, not
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keno, okay? Where they drop the ball
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and it's like in a triangle of things, and.
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>> Freddy: It goes, Plinko was the game on
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prices, right?
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>> Parker: I'm pretty sure that's what it.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. Plinko. Where they dropped the chip, and it took.
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>> Parker: And you're like, it's like, oh, you get this much or that much or this much or
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that. So I've been getting a lot of those in my algorithm,
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too, where it's like, hey, look at this guy. Look at this guy. He
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took $5 and turned it into 5
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million. And I'm like, they're getting me, Fred.
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That's the problem, is in my old.
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>> Freddy: Age, they're starting to get. They going to get you.
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>> Parker: They're wearing me down.
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>> Freddy: They going to get you?
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>> Parker: Well, uh, uh. That's what they think. M. What
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they don't understand is the levels to which I will
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not go no matter what,
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which is. I signed up for the fucking thing because I was
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like, I got $20 I could spare. I'm going to plink it
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up, right? So I was like, all right, let's have some Plinko
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fun. And then did it. And
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then I went to sign up, and they're like, all you got to
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do is send us a picture of your id.
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And I was like, well, I'm out. Yeah,
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well, it was a fun adventure while it lasted.
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>> Freddy: What I like to do is I'll sign up, uh,
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for the, uh, prize picks or whatever,
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and not a sponsor. And they give
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you that bonus deposit, right? You
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can't use it. You can.
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You can cash that thing out. You got to wait, like, seven
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days. You can wait, like, seven days and then
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cash it out.
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>> Parker: Now you're making money.
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>> Freddy: And now you're making money. Now you're the scammer.
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>> Parker: Right? Now you are the one who's plinking. How do you guys plan
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their bits?
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>> Freddy: That's right. I'm picking my own prizes. And this is
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the ones you gave me.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Fuck you. I mean, I love you. I don't know.
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I don't know. Like I said, I want to
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do the gambling, the sports gambling, but it's never going
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to work. I'm too stupid to do it.
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>> Freddy: Well, football season is over, and that'd probably be the only one that
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I would.
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>> Parker: That would be my most likely to do it.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Basketball is too hard.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Basketball is way too hard.
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And I don't watch it enough. Bowl games were good this weekend.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they didn't watch any
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football. Very sad.
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>> Freddy: I didn't watch any of. I, uh, watched some
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NFL, but I didn't watch any, uh.
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>> Parker: I didn't watch.
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Well, Fred, what we were talking about 17 minutes
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ago when we started this conversation is New Year's
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resolution. Remember that? Now.
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>> Freddy: I get it now. Uh,
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I get it now. It was pretty good.
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The champions pulled it out. Yeah.
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>> Parker: We got the final four already.
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>> Freddy: We know who's going.
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>> Parker: True. Oh, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Okay.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you're right. I see what you're saying now. Damn it.
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The year of surprises.
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We're not good at things. The
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year will all be on the same page.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I don't believe
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that.
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>> Parker: So, Fred, here are my three,
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uh, New Year's resolutions, which I just resolved
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upon today.
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>> Freddy: Resolute them.
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>> Parker: I resolute them all over the
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place today.
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>> Freddy: Relinquish your resolutions to Zod.
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>> Parker: Give them unto me.
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All resolutions will be approved by Zod
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before they are resolved officially.
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So, New Year's resolution number one. Fred,
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for me, there's. Number one
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is more boobs.
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Whether it's seeing more or having more
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myself, I haven't decided yet.
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That is my number one. New Year's resolution is more
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boobs.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, Boobies is your life.
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>> Parker: It goes either way.
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>> Freddy: Number two, robots suck your own
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titty.
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>> Parker: Someday a guy can drink
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2025. We got to have life
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goals, friend. New Year's resolution
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number two is robots.
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>> Freddy: Robots.
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>> Parker: That's it.
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>> Freddy: Uh, we got to explain it, man. What are you going to do with. It?
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>> Parker: Just says robots. It's just robots.
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>> Freddy: You just got to get more robots.
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>> Parker: No robots. I'm just
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resolving to robots.
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>> Freddy: So you're just preparing for the. I don't know.
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Oh, my God, Fred. You're really.
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>> Parker: Just robots. Just robots.
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>> Freddy: Robots.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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Uh, and then number three, finally,
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thankfully, is to talk. And
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actually, this one should be switched, but it doesn't match. Too late now. I already
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resolved it. So to talk more about
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cheeseburgers on the show in 2024, that's my
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goal. However, that being said,
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we will have someone from
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Peterson's world famous hot dogs and sausage
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company on the show in the very near
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future. Talk about that dog life.
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>> Freddy: Sausages.
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>> Parker: I'm excited.
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What do you put on the hot, um.
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>> Freddy: Dog. Yeah, you got to send us some
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hot dogs because we got to taste them.
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>> Parker: I have to send him hot dogs.
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>> Freddy: No, he's got to send us hot dogs.
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>> Parker: I don't think hot dogs keep very well in the mail.
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Hey, we can drive down to Florence.
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>> Freddy: What you call it? Uh, the Oklahoma boys did
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the damn.
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>> Parker: Uh, they didn't send us any tacos, though.
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>> Freddy: No, they didn't send. But they sent John Daly that hot dog.
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>> Parker: They did. They sent him the resin hot dog.
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Shout out to Conrad. Yeah. Okay, Taco.
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Yeah. We're going to become the official comedy food
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podcast. Or it's only just talking about jokes and
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talking about food and not in any specific order or anything.
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>> Freddy: Food fight is the name of our pipe.
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>> Parker: We'll call it, uh, park street shits.
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Close enough,
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theoretically. Anyway.
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>> Freddy: We'Re going to be honest this year.
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>> Parker: If it was anything else, it would be real weird.
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Parker's non food shits.
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>> Freddy: Bricks.
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>> Parker: Literally. Literally. So those are
484
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my resolutions. Robots.
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>> Freddy: All the bricks. I shit it.
486
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>> Parker: One brick at a time. We built this
487
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city on shit bricks.
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00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,394
Um, so, Fred, you don't have any new year's resolution
489
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other than your.
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>> Freddy: I mean, I would like to get
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healthy and I'm going to go with.
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On a serious note, I would like to get
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so. But, uh, I really hadn't
494
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sat down and resolved it.
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Yeah, resolved it. I want
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to discipline, uh,
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my kids. I don't want to say it like that because that
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makes m. It sound like I'm beating them.
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I want to get them online, on track. You know what
500
00:22:01,768 --> 00:22:04,466
I'm saying? Stop being such little
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00:22:04,488 --> 00:22:04,814
shit.
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>> Parker: I want them to be able to deal with life after I'm gone.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: Which, if I don't do the other resolutions, won't
505
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be that long.
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Here's how you do taxes. Let's
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crank this out. We got 50 to four adult things,
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uh, just in case. Here's what a
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hemorrhoid is, kids.
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There you go.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: We talked about it just a few weeks ago, and it's, uh, again, welcome
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to 2024, the year of. We are the hemorrhoid on
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the podcast sass.
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00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:48,238
2024. Well, that's
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good. I'm glad that we have
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a plan. Sort of get
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healthy. Robots.
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>> Freddy: Robots.
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>> Parker: Cheeseburgers.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Alan, you got anything? Kanye mask. It looks like your Kanye
523
00:23:00,098 --> 00:23:01,942
mask is gone, so maybe a new one of those.
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>> Freddy: Kanye? Yes. Uh, Kanye
525
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disappeared. Uh, he's alive.
526
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,114
Yeah, at Christmas.
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>> Parker: He had the behind him at any point?
528
00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:13,498
>> Freddy: No, he took off and he was out there in the
529
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living room, and I guess Budy got a hold of him and fucked him
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up. Oh, shit.
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>> Parker: 2024, the year of Alan's racist ass dog.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: It was a shatner.
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>> Freddy: Buddy was just laying there with
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sleeping like that.
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>> Parker: Poor Kanye. Well, uh, maybe we can
537
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work on getting him back on the show.
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00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:50,066
>> Freddy: I know Budy's not a jew. So you were going to hurt
539
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him?
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>> Parker: M he's a german shepherd.
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>> Freddy: He's a german shepherd.
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>> Parker: There you go. Not better.
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>> Freddy: Not, um, a jew.
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>> Parker: German shepherd's not a jew.
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You know what Kanye is who they'll
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chew.
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00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:19,454
Well, Fred, again, it is the
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year of our lord 2024.
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And as part
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of what we would like to do to help, to help out the community,
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00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,214
Fred, around us, um, the BLC podcast
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00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:32,174
community that we're creating and building shit brick
553
00:24:32,302 --> 00:24:34,978
by shit brick, uh, throughout the world,
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is I would like to give to pass along to some of our
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00:24:37,868 --> 00:24:40,774
listeners and viewers, some good old
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black Lincoln collective. Life facts.
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>> Freddy: Life.
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>> Parker: Prepare them for the new year. That is,
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that's not what it is. The new year that is
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2024.
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00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:56,326
I changed it because I couldn't find the good life hacks.
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Everybody knows all the life hacks.
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00:24:58,102 --> 00:25:00,186
>> Freddy: Yeah. Uh, so what is that? You got life
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facts.
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>> Parker: Take the good, take the badge, take them both. And then
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you have Black Nick and black and lives effects.
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And
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know that one part. Life wax.
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>> Freddy: Close it. Life wax. There you go.
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>> Parker: Close it up. 2024, your
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preparedness. Um.
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>> Freddy: Give me some life wax.
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>> Parker: I have five life wax for
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you.
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>> Freddy: Whack them off to me.
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>> Parker: Use them in any way you please. And listeners at home, feel
577
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free to tweet the show at BLC World or
578
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x the show ah, at BLC World and use our
579
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life wax. Why
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00:25:45,872 --> 00:25:48,650
not? So tell us if you know
581
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any of these life worse, tell us
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if you know any of these life facts and if you can use them
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in your day to day life.
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Life fact number one. Fred.
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Mhm. Okay, I'm going to
586
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ask you. No. Okay. I'm just going to go with the first one. Okay. Do you know
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what nutmeg is, Fred? Have you ever heard of nutmeg?
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>> Freddy: I do, yeah.
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>> Parker: Did you know that nutmeg, if injected
590
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intravenously, is
591
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extremely.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Well, yeah.
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>> Parker: And it will kill you.
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00:26:18,716 --> 00:26:20,280
>> Freddy: Yeah, pretty much.
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>> Parker: Suck on those nuts.
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>> Freddy: Anything. Speaking of
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that, though, I do know,
598
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:33,514
speaking of that. Suck all those
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nuts, Meg.
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>> Parker: So speaking of m that what, w.
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>> Freddy: What I did know that
602
00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:45,198
if you're a junkie, if you're a heroin junkie, right,
603
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and you're trying to got
604
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the itch on you and you can't get no heroin, if you
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take a good amount of nutmeg and
606
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mix it in a little water and shoot,
607
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that'll take your itch.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Because you're sort of killing yourself.
609
00:27:01,672 --> 00:27:02,420
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,046
>> Parker: Nutmeg is delicious.
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>> Freddy: All right, nutmeg.
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>> Parker: Good to know. Hey, you know what? There's a life hack for
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00:27:08,108 --> 00:27:10,834
you. Withdrawals from heroin, some nutmeg
614
00:27:10,882 --> 00:27:13,480
water, courtesy of red.
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00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,046
Take a big swig of some nutmeg mixed with a little bit of
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water and your heroin addiction will
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00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,266
vamus, like, 2023, it will be
618
00:27:22,288 --> 00:27:22,860
gone.
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>> Freddy: That's how you get over heroin.
620
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:30,746
>> Parker: That's right. A little bit of nutmeg and a lot of
621
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love.
622
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:36,490
That's straight from the plotline of the facts.
623
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,350
Joe was addicted to heroin.
624
00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:47,220
>> Freddy: Was that a group home?
625
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:48,802
>> Parker: Yeah, I thought so.
626
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,622
>> Freddy: Or is it like a school for girls?
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00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:52,450
>> Parker: No, it was like a home.
628
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,322
>> Freddy: It was a home for, like, delinquents.
629
00:27:55,406 --> 00:27:58,070
>> Parker: No, not for delinquents, for girls who didn't have
630
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:01,126
good enough plots. It was a
631
00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:04,098
home for people in a show that couldn't
632
00:28:04,114 --> 00:28:05,990
afford actors, for people's parents.
633
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,634
They're like, where could we set this?
634
00:28:10,832 --> 00:28:13,770
>> Freddy: Yeah, because I know Blair was a little rich.
635
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,986
She, uh. It had to be, like, just a.
636
00:28:17,008 --> 00:28:19,702
>> Parker: School for, I don't remember wayward
637
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:22,238
girls. We didn't ask questions like we do now back in
638
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:22,800
the.
639
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:26,574
Oh, ok, fine.
640
00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:29,280
>> Freddy: You was like, Mrs. Garrett used to be
641
00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:30,560
on
642
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,942
different strokes. She was the maid on different strokes,
643
00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:39,426
and she moved on, got a job as a
644
00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,682
headmaster at an all girls school.
645
00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:42,834
>> Parker: So there you go. Now we're.
646
00:28:42,872 --> 00:28:43,780
>> Freddy: There you go.
647
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,942
And action.
648
00:28:47,086 --> 00:28:49,774
>> Parker: Okay. And so nuts.
649
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,938
No, wait, that's not what we're talking about.
650
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,866
So, Fred, I have added
651
00:28:54,898 --> 00:28:57,800
this to our chat, our group chat, private chat, uh,
652
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,246
on the thing so you guys, uh, can read along with me.
653
00:29:00,268 --> 00:29:03,142
At current, the longest
654
00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:05,660
named place that's still in use
655
00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:09,146
is. And I'm going to try to sound this out. It's in New
656
00:29:09,168 --> 00:29:11,966
Zealand, so get ready for
657
00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:14,814
this. And if you know
658
00:29:14,852 --> 00:29:17,630
how to say this, feel free to tweet the show and
659
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:20,158
say it. Don't. You're not going to be able to.
660
00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:22,810
It's tamana wakatanjilang. Uh,
661
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,698
hong ayoyo, mitat, uripitika,
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00:29:26,714 --> 00:29:29,546
pakatika. Pick a manapalka, harana, ghana.
663
00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:31,998
Kana buddha, winna. Now kita
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natahatu.
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00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:34,814
>> Freddy: Yes.
666
00:29:34,952 --> 00:29:36,054
>> Parker: Have you tried to put that into.
667
00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:37,560
>> Freddy: Google translate and see
668
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:47,046
Google thing? And it's supposed to translate. Supposed to
669
00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:48,362
pronounce what you type.
670
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:50,140
>> Parker: Oh, do you? Would you like me to try
671
00:29:54,990 --> 00:29:56,780
Maori? Let's see what.
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00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:00,380
>> Freddy: It says to me.
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00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:06,894
>> Parker: Oh, you got to put it on, Alan. This is worth it. Here, I'll put it on. Hold
674
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:07,326
on.
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00:30:07,428 --> 00:30:10,398
All right, so here's what Google says it is. All right, let's see if
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00:30:10,404 --> 00:30:13,378
we can hear this. Thanks to our friends over at Google. Alan, let me know
677
00:30:13,384 --> 00:30:16,018
if you can hear this or not. This is called,
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00:30:16,184 --> 00:30:18,274
the place that we're talking about is
679
00:30:18,472 --> 00:30:21,358
Tamata Fakatengangoa, tamatit, yurapuka,
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00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:23,598
kapiki mang horonu kupo kaifanua
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00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:26,546
katanatahu. I'm, um, basically exactly what
682
00:30:26,568 --> 00:30:28,866
I said. Would you like me to play it again, Fred? Katana.
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00:30:28,898 --> 00:30:29,470
>> Freddy: Yes, one more time.
684
00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:31,206
>> Parker: Uh, follow along at home, kids.
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00:30:31,308 --> 00:30:32,870
>> Freddy: Tamata faking.
686
00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:37,750
>> Parker: Horonu kupo kaifanua katana tahoe.
687
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:46,362
>> Freddy: They probably call it katana haku, like, for sure.
688
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,820
>> Parker: They probably call it like.
689
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:51,766
>> Freddy: Yeah. Where are you going? You go to the club
690
00:30:51,878 --> 00:30:54,114
into kalahaku?
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00:30:54,262 --> 00:30:57,134
>> Parker: No, I'm going. I can't go to the club. I'm too busy going
692
00:30:57,172 --> 00:31:00,010
down takaba, hopa, napa. Napa. Jim and Jim. Jim.
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00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:01,280
Pikachu land.
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00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:02,874
>> Freddy: Pikachu.
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00:31:03,002 --> 00:31:04,414
>> Parker: There was a pikachu in there, I think.
696
00:31:04,452 --> 00:31:06,698
>> Freddy: I'm, um, pretty sure it's got to be a pikachu.
697
00:31:06,714 --> 00:31:08,242
>> Parker: Why wouldn't there be a pikachu in there?
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00:31:08,296 --> 00:31:09,300
>> Freddy: It should be, um.
699
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,794
>> Parker: That's probably where pikachu came from. I mean, there's a
700
00:31:11,832 --> 00:31:14,674
teeth. Yeah, I see. They sounded like they said
701
00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:15,910
fuck at one point in there.
702
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,560
>> Freddy: Yes, you did. Uh
703
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:19,760
uh.
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00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,422
>> Parker: I can't even.
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00:31:20,476 --> 00:31:23,094
>> Freddy: Tomati. That's what it says. Eat your
706
00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:23,990
puka.
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00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:30,086
>> Parker: Tika makatana now. Yeah,
708
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,642
so I don't speak that language. Even though it's based.
709
00:31:32,796 --> 00:31:34,918
>> Freddy: Nobody ever ate my pooka.
710
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:38,010
>> Parker: Well, 2024, the year. Getting your pook eaten out.
711
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:38,700
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:42,266
>> Parker: There you go. Enjoy, everyone. Enjoy. Tweet the show if you want to eat Fred's
713
00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:43,070
puka.
714
00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:48,222
All right, so that's a life. If anyone
715
00:31:48,276 --> 00:31:51,178
ever asks you what's the longest place name that's
716
00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:53,694
still in use, you just say that thing we
717
00:31:53,732 --> 00:31:56,626
said. I'm not even going to try and say it again. I
718
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,170
can't. It's too much, too many words. So,
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Fred, life fact, whatever.
720
00:32:02,152 --> 00:32:05,074
Life wax or whatever number three
721
00:32:05,272 --> 00:32:08,118
is. And I'll let you guess the next one.
722
00:32:08,204 --> 00:32:11,174
This one? I'll tell you the next one. You can guess. If you
723
00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:14,182
pass gas consistently for six years and nine
724
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,934
months, enough gas is
725
00:32:16,972 --> 00:32:19,926
produced to create the energy of an atomic
726
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,906
bomb. I feel like we
727
00:32:22,928 --> 00:32:24,700
are halfway there.
728
00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:27,306
>> Freddy: If you pass gas every day, what.
729
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:30,286
>> Parker: Was it it says consistently? It doesn't say how consistently. My
730
00:32:30,308 --> 00:32:32,974
assumption would be, let's say once an hour.
731
00:32:33,172 --> 00:32:35,310
>> Freddy: So atom bombs,
732
00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:38,640
right? We have enough power to destroy it?
733
00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:43,742
Technically, if we fart in a balloon.
734
00:32:43,806 --> 00:32:45,842
>> Parker: For six years, right, for six years.
735
00:32:45,896 --> 00:32:48,674
>> Freddy: Save it up and then pop it,
736
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:49,170
right.
737
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,034
>> Parker: You're dead. You've created the
738
00:32:52,072 --> 00:32:53,570
ultimate fart bomb.
739
00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:58,230
It'd be Oppenheimer. Fartenheimer.
740
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:00,770
Poopenheimer. Um,
741
00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:03,990
a poppenheimer.
742
00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:08,470
I like Poopenheimer, though. Okay, so
743
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:10,970
that's what you need to know. Again, if someone
744
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,962
says, I need from you
745
00:33:14,016 --> 00:33:16,618
to tell me, what's the most
746
00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:19,466
impactful thing you can do in six years and
747
00:33:19,488 --> 00:33:22,238
nine months? You say, fart into a
748
00:33:22,244 --> 00:33:24,906
balloon, create my own atomic
749
00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:27,854
bomb, and then pop
750
00:33:27,892 --> 00:33:30,698
it on takamaka, waka chica, taka,
751
00:33:30,714 --> 00:33:32,640
tika tita, cuca, pikachu and
752
00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:36,530
Mahana in New Zealand.
753
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:40,206
There you go. All right, Fred,
754
00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:42,942
here's I got two more. BLC
755
00:33:43,006 --> 00:33:44,542
lifex.
756
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:47,374
All right, everyone's familiar with a dollar,
757
00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:50,350
right? Have you ever do
758
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,254
anything for a dollar? Well, Fred and
759
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:56,262
Alan, I'll let you both take a guess at this. How many different
760
00:33:56,316 --> 00:33:59,226
ways do you think there are to make change for a
761
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:01,270
one dollars bill? Uh,
762
00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:04,602
it's going to be probably more than you think.
763
00:34:04,736 --> 00:34:06,060
>> Freddy: I'm going to say
764
00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:09,418
10,487.
765
00:34:09,504 --> 00:34:11,920
>> Parker: It is significantly less than you think.
766
00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:17,310
Alan is on the other end of it. Fred.
767
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,954
No, there are 293 ways
768
00:34:23,992 --> 00:34:26,898
to make change for a dollar. I'm going to read each one
769
00:34:26,904 --> 00:34:27,682
of them out.
770
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:28,980
>> Freddy: No, you're not.
771
00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:33,220
>> Parker: No, I'm not. Four quarters the end.
772
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:37,138
There you go. And we're back. Seven years later.
773
00:34:37,224 --> 00:34:39,560
Six years and nine months later,
774
00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:42,966
I finally farted enough to get 293
775
00:34:42,988 --> 00:34:44,370
different ways to change a dollar.
776
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,100
>> Freddy: Yeah, that would blow us up, and we die.
777
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:50,086
>> Parker: Uh, right. We exploded at the end. So there you go.
778
00:34:50,108 --> 00:34:53,034
Now, you know, almost 300 ways to make
779
00:34:53,072 --> 00:34:54,214
change for a buck.
780
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,338
>> Freddy: That's crazy.
781
00:34:55,504 --> 00:34:58,186
>> Parker: That is crazy, isn't it? I wouldn't have thought that. I was
782
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,054
thinking, like Alan said, probably, like, I was thinking, like, between
783
00:35:01,092 --> 00:35:02,640
75 and 100, probably
784
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:09,310
break down, because you could say one penny and then
785
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,982
100 penny pennies, right? And then it's like.
786
00:35:12,036 --> 00:35:13,534
>> Freddy: Yeah, so you could be like, five.
787
00:35:13,572 --> 00:35:15,634
>> Parker: Pennies and then four, and then 95.
788
00:35:15,672 --> 00:35:16,926
>> Freddy: Pennies and a nickel.
789
00:35:17,038 --> 00:35:19,906
>> Parker: Right. Et cetera, et cetera. All the way up
790
00:35:19,928 --> 00:35:22,818
and then all the way. Two quarters, four dimes, a
791
00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:24,238
nickel, five pennies.
792
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:24,910
>> Freddy: Right?
793
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,190
>> Parker: Anything. 400 mexican pesos.
794
00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:30,230
Anything. It doesn't say. Just
795
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,574
american money.
796
00:35:31,772 --> 00:35:32,520
>> Freddy: Right.
797
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,622
>> Parker: Uh, all right, so my last BLC life
798
00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:38,506
fact, uh, is a bit of a
799
00:35:38,528 --> 00:35:41,354
doozy. Get ready for this.
800
00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:42,470
>> Freddy: I like a doozy.
801
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:45,482
>> Parker: I would love for you gentlemen to guess. Well, okay.
802
00:35:45,536 --> 00:35:47,882
First of all, gentlemen, are you
803
00:35:47,936 --> 00:35:50,010
familiar with eggplants?
804
00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,182
>> Freddy: Yeah.
805
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,278
>> Parker: Guess. The delectable treat.
806
00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:54,800
>> Freddy: I resist that word.
807
00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:56,750
>> Parker: Is it racist.
808
00:35:58,850 --> 00:35:59,834
>> Freddy: If you're italian?
809
00:35:59,882 --> 00:36:00,830
>> Parker: From Sicily.
810
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:05,522
Hard eggplant. Well,
811
00:36:05,576 --> 00:36:08,210
Fred, and speaking of Sicily,
812
00:36:09,590 --> 00:36:12,590
two thirds of the world's eggplants are grown
813
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,860
in one place.
814
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:14,770
>> Freddy: Really?
815
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,918
>> Parker: You care to guess where they are? And it's not
816
00:36:17,004 --> 00:36:17,906
Sicily.
817
00:36:18,098 --> 00:36:19,830
>> Freddy: Yes. Mexico,
818
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,498
avocados. From Mexico.
819
00:36:22,674 --> 00:36:25,640
>> Parker: Avocados. Uh, from Mexico. Okay.
820
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:32,678
No, it's nowhere near as conspicuous as you. When I tell you, you're
821
00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:33,740
going to be like, really?
822
00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,486
No, closer. Closer. Closer.
823
00:36:38,678 --> 00:36:39,730
>> Freddy: Iowa.
824
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:40,880
>> Parker: Wrong again.
825
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,098
>> Freddy: Eggplants and potatoes.
826
00:36:43,194 --> 00:36:45,790
>> Parker: Two thirds of the world's eggplants
827
00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,480
are grown right up the road from us
828
00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:50,430
in New Jersey,
829
00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:53,598
where.
830
00:36:53,764 --> 00:36:55,690
>> Freddy: No wonder they got an attitude.
831
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:56,960
>> Parker: Yeah, uh, exactly.
832
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,060
M eggplant crops week this year, ma.
833
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,266
I don't know where, but apparently most of New Jersey isn't a
834
00:37:07,288 --> 00:37:10,086
shithole. Mostly it's just fields and mountains and
835
00:37:10,108 --> 00:37:11,346
shit. Apparently.
836
00:37:11,378 --> 00:37:11,478
>> Freddy: Yeah.
837
00:37:11,484 --> 00:37:12,994
>> Parker: I guess eggplants maybe grow on mountains.
838
00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,630
>> Freddy: That's allegedly city.
839
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,530
>> Parker: Allegedly, yes, allegedly.
840
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,510
>> Freddy: I don't know. The rooftops of the apartment
841
00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:20,220
building.
842
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:27,574
>> Parker: There you go. That's what muharm. Majestic eggplant
843
00:37:27,622 --> 00:37:30,346
fields as you drive through
844
00:37:30,368 --> 00:37:33,086
LaGuardia airport or. No, what's the one? That's the
845
00:37:33,108 --> 00:37:35,070
shitty one in Newark.
846
00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:38,826
Newark airport. To your left, you'll see hundreds
847
00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:41,710
of acres of eggplant fields, and to your right, you'll see
848
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,874
the massive amount of sewage that we grow them in.
849
00:37:43,912 --> 00:37:46,334
>> Freddy: Yeah. Do people eat a lot of eggplant,
850
00:37:46,382 --> 00:37:49,346
though? You've never had
851
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,490
eggplant parmesan?
852
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,620
>> Parker: That's like the only way.
853
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,774
>> Freddy: Purple. I don't eat purple.
854
00:37:55,822 --> 00:37:58,466
>> Parker: Fruit is purple, but it's white just like me.
855
00:37:58,488 --> 00:37:59,380
>> Freddy: It's white on the inside.
856
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:02,182
>> Parker: Uh, just like me. No, sometimes
857
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:04,726
it's white. Sometimes it's like a darkish grayish color when it
858
00:38:04,748 --> 00:38:07,446
cooks. Uh, when you cut it, it's white
859
00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:10,566
when it's growing. And before it actually gets purple, you be just
860
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,578
like an egg. Yeah, I've eaten eggplant. I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm
861
00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:15,610
not, I'm not a maniac.
862
00:38:17,390 --> 00:38:20,250
>> Freddy: I didn't know how white you were, Matt.
863
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,462
>> Parker: Um, I am exactly white enough to eat.
864
00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:23,678
>> Freddy: You don't even know it.
865
00:38:23,764 --> 00:38:26,586
>> Parker: You probably. Have you ever had Bob ganous?
866
00:38:26,778 --> 00:38:27,520
No.
867
00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:31,498
>> Freddy: He's had Bob's ganous. Bob's
868
00:38:31,514 --> 00:38:32,270
ganous.
869
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,520
>> Parker: One time too many
870
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:42,574
is a delicious Middle Eastern
871
00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:45,606
treat made with eggplant. It's like
872
00:38:45,628 --> 00:38:48,226
hummus, except instead of chickpeas, it is literally
873
00:38:48,258 --> 00:38:49,110
eggplant.
874
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,534
Yeah, that's right. And then Eggplant parmesan, as
875
00:38:54,572 --> 00:38:57,446
Alan stated before. And then. Really, that's it. That's all.
876
00:38:57,548 --> 00:39:00,086
That's the only three I know. And there's like, chinese eggplant I've never
877
00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:02,534
had. Sure.
878
00:39:02,572 --> 00:39:04,506
>> Freddy: We've had it in chinese food and don't even know.
879
00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:07,418
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm sure. I was like, what's this? And they're like, don't worry about it. I was
880
00:39:07,424 --> 00:39:09,020
like, oh, cool, eggplant. Great.
881
00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:14,894
>> Freddy: Go ahead.
882
00:39:15,012 --> 00:39:16,960
>> Parker: No, you go ahead.
883
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,358
>> Freddy: Um, I want to
884
00:39:21,364 --> 00:39:22,480
give one more.
885
00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:27,380
Well, it's just a fact.
886
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:28,738
>> Parker: Just a fact.
887
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,020
>> Freddy: It happened in.
888
00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:34,146
>> Parker: Oh, that's good. Then I guess it fits the bill.
889
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:35,486
>> Freddy: Point setters.
890
00:39:35,598 --> 00:39:38,210
>> Parker: Point settles the fruit. Uh, no, the beautiful
891
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,846
flower.
892
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:39,854
>> Freddy: The beautiful flower.
893
00:39:39,902 --> 00:39:41,978
>> Parker: Yeah, the Christmas. Did you know Christmas?
894
00:39:42,174 --> 00:39:44,726
>> Freddy: They originated into the United
895
00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:46,950
States through Greenville.
896
00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:50,226
>> Parker: That's right, through Greenville, South Carolina. Point set
897
00:39:50,268 --> 00:39:52,874
capital of the world. It is only
898
00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,060
rivaled by.
899
00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:01,038
They were like. And that's what happened is they got confused because they were going to
900
00:40:01,044 --> 00:40:02,560
send all the eggplants here.
901
00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:05,134
>> Freddy: They were like, hey, what are these red
902
00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:08,080
flowers? Forget about it.
903
00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:11,520
They was like, uh, we'll put them out.
904
00:40:12,130 --> 00:40:14,500
>> Parker: Well, yeah, I did not know that they were from here.
905
00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:17,458
>> Freddy: Yeah, well, um, back in
906
00:40:17,544 --> 00:40:20,274
18 something, I remember
907
00:40:20,312 --> 00:40:23,246
that there's a poinsettia dude named Poinsettia.
908
00:40:23,358 --> 00:40:26,246
Yeah, they were like, originated out of Mexico or
909
00:40:26,268 --> 00:40:29,218
something like that. And he had them shipped. He was a botanist,
910
00:40:29,314 --> 00:40:31,494
and he had them shipped up to
911
00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,960
Greenville like his home.
912
00:40:34,650 --> 00:40:36,950
>> Parker: That's why, robot.
913
00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:40,602
>> Freddy: That's why we have so many streets like
914
00:40:40,656 --> 00:40:43,354
pointset highway and the point set of your
915
00:40:43,392 --> 00:40:44,198
hotel.
916
00:40:44,374 --> 00:40:45,798
>> Parker: Toxic to animals.
917
00:40:45,974 --> 00:40:47,082
>> Freddy: Yeah. Yes.
918
00:40:47,216 --> 00:40:50,158
>> Parker: Cats will kill cats. It will kill your cat if
919
00:40:50,164 --> 00:40:50,542
you want it.
920
00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:51,600
>> Freddy: Good to know.
921
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,320
>> Parker: Yes. I should buy some.
922
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,382
That reminds me, uh, that was the other thing.
923
00:40:58,436 --> 00:41:00,926
Rip freedom k radio. And
924
00:41:00,948 --> 00:41:03,230
also rip
925
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,410
Yoda the turtle.
926
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,982
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, a turtle
927
00:41:10,046 --> 00:41:13,026
that could last and live 150 years made
928
00:41:13,048 --> 00:41:15,800
it four and a half months in my house. Uh,
929
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,678
for it was apparently lost to
930
00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:21,490
the world. Found. Thank you, felon.
931
00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:24,120
And found in my laundry room.
932
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,280
Uh, the turtle is literally this big.
933
00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:31,580
I think the cat maybe got it. I don't know.
934
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,042
>> Freddy: Did you just let it roam around the house?
935
00:41:34,096 --> 00:41:36,940
>> Parker: No, it had its own little House and, like, world.
936
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:39,546
Uh, and then one day, turtles didn't have
937
00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:40,330
enemies.
938
00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,094
>> Freddy: This one did.
939
00:41:42,212 --> 00:41:44,442
>> Parker: This one made some strong enemies.
940
00:41:44,506 --> 00:41:46,858
>> Freddy: Apparently, the turtle had a nasty attitude.
941
00:41:46,954 --> 00:41:49,838
>> Parker: Yeah, this turtle from Jersey, he's a
942
00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:51,150
real piece of shit.
943
00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,570
>> Freddy: He's like, you got stuck by eggplant,
944
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,282
your mother's half eggplant cat.
945
00:41:57,336 --> 00:41:58,500
>> Parker: And the cat's like.
946
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:01,180
>> Freddy: Uh.
947
00:42:01,430 --> 00:42:04,174
>> Parker: So, yeah, the turtle has an enclosure where it lived
948
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,074
for many months. And the other
949
00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:09,766
day, I went to check on the turtle, because no one cares about the
950
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:12,630
turtle except for me. And it's okay.
951
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,638
That's how it goes. It's how plant, whatever works.
952
00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:18,706
And so I went and I said, there is no turtle
953
00:42:18,738 --> 00:42:21,690
in this cage anymore. Weird.
954
00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:25,354
What about my day? What about my day?
955
00:42:25,392 --> 00:42:28,134
Because I was like, what am I going to do? How far could the turtle have possibly
956
00:42:28,182 --> 00:42:30,540
gotten? And so
957
00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:34,058
a week later, the kids are like, dad, what happened to the turtle? And I'm
958
00:42:34,074 --> 00:42:35,840
like, the turtle has been gone for months.
959
00:42:36,850 --> 00:42:39,434
>> Freddy: He ran away from home. He had a little nap
960
00:42:39,482 --> 00:42:40,190
tank.
961
00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:43,630
>> Parker: With a bindle.
962
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,426
He didn't quite make it. Uh, to what, uh, did you do.
963
00:42:49,448 --> 00:42:50,686
>> Freddy: Put clothes in the dryer?
964
00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:52,434
>> Parker: And here they don't know. Don't know how he got in there.
965
00:42:52,472 --> 00:42:53,060
>> Freddy: No.
966
00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:56,674
>> Parker: I was doing laundry in the laundry room, and I was moving stuff
967
00:42:56,712 --> 00:42:59,510
around, and all of a sudden I was like, oh, there's the turtle.
968
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,178
Uh, I told my wife, I said, honey,
969
00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,934
here's the turtle. And she said,
970
00:43:05,052 --> 00:43:07,030
how's he looking? I said, dead.
971
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,850
>> Freddy: Are you sure he was dead?
972
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,580
Uh, it was just.
973
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:17,142
>> Parker: No, he was not just a shell. He didn't like, get out of the shell.
974
00:43:17,286 --> 00:43:20,186
He just was no longer alive. And so I tapped him,
975
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,450
and I was like, turtle,
976
00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:24,346
turtle, turtle. And, uh, nothing.
977
00:43:24,448 --> 00:43:25,658
>> Freddy: Gave him turtle CPR.
978
00:43:25,754 --> 00:43:28,606
>> Parker: Try to give him pizza. I was like, who
979
00:43:28,628 --> 00:43:29,980
wants to fight shredder? And nothing.
980
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,840
>> Freddy: Uh, hook him up to the.
981
00:43:35,330 --> 00:43:38,094
>> Parker: God damn you, turtle. Not on
982
00:43:38,132 --> 00:43:41,006
my watch. I looked at the cat,
983
00:43:41,028 --> 00:43:42,800
and I'm like, why couldn't it have been you,
984
00:43:44,610 --> 00:43:46,306
you. You son of a bitch.
985
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,822
>> Freddy: To bury him or just talk him over?
986
00:43:48,956 --> 00:43:51,734
>> Parker: That's what my wife was like, what do we do? And I'm like, I mean,
987
00:43:51,852 --> 00:43:54,086
bury him or throw him away or whatever. It's a
988
00:43:54,108 --> 00:43:54,870
turtle.
989
00:43:56,330 --> 00:43:57,670
>> Freddy: Get your baseball.
990
00:44:00,330 --> 00:44:03,190
>> Parker: No, you haven't seen his hand eye coordination. And they haven't.
991
00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,546
We'd be out here to this very day waiting to kill that
992
00:44:05,568 --> 00:44:08,438
turtle. Uh, and then, of course, he'd
993
00:44:08,454 --> 00:44:11,274
foul it off. Back into the house. Yeah, back into the
994
00:44:11,312 --> 00:44:11,514
house.
995
00:44:11,552 --> 00:44:12,822
>> Freddy: And break a window.
996
00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:15,738
>> Parker: No. So I was like, hey, okay. And
997
00:44:15,744 --> 00:44:18,734
then my wife's like, you're going to tell the kids. And I was like, the kids will never
998
00:44:18,772 --> 00:44:21,726
notice. And then, like I said, like, two weeks later,
999
00:44:21,748 --> 00:44:24,670
they're like, what happened to the turtle? I'm like, he ran away.
1000
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:27,534
And they bought that. They bought it. And I'm like,
1001
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,280
do you really? Like, okay.
1002
00:44:29,650 --> 00:44:32,526
>> Freddy: He was hungry, so he went to go get. Yeah, no, the
1003
00:44:32,548 --> 00:44:34,158
problem is he went.
1004
00:44:34,164 --> 00:44:36,280
>> Parker: To get some cigarettes. Right, exactly.
1005
00:44:38,170 --> 00:44:40,454
The turtle has kids. Uh, he's got child support.
1006
00:44:40,492 --> 00:44:41,400
>> Freddy: He's got to come.
1007
00:44:46,970 --> 00:44:48,920
>> Parker: Poor turtle. R-I-P-T.
1008
00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:52,058
Yoshi, Yoda Turt. Yoda, Yoshi, the
1009
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,918
turtle. On that sad note,
1010
00:44:54,934 --> 00:44:57,914
we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with
1011
00:44:57,952 --> 00:45:00,730
more Blacklink and collective podcast.
1012
00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:04,234
Turt fucking hit it. The Black Lincoln collective
1013
00:45:04,282 --> 00:45:06,974
podcast will return after a word from our
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00:45:07,012 --> 00:45:07,870
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00:45:13,650 --> 00:45:16,410
Okay, everybody, it's Michael E. Cullen II.
1016
00:45:16,490 --> 00:45:19,234
And I'm sesame and Carter from the all too real
1017
00:45:19,272 --> 00:45:21,678
two podcast. We're passionate about movies,
1018
00:45:21,774 --> 00:45:24,462
tv, and pretty much all things pop culture.
1019
00:45:24,526 --> 00:45:27,390
Dive into the chaos of failed sitcoms, direct to
1020
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,246
video sequels, and the quirky realms of cinema and
1021
00:45:30,268 --> 00:45:33,110
tv. Join us every Thursday for your dose of
1022
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:36,166
all too real two entertainment. We'll guide you
1023
00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:39,010
through debates, like whether Howard the duck qualifies
1024
00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:41,782
as a superhero. Ponder if Larry the cable
1025
00:45:41,846 --> 00:45:44,662
guy could be the new rock or Schwarzenegger.
1026
00:45:44,726 --> 00:45:47,546
Discover if some shows and movies should have stayed in the
1027
00:45:47,568 --> 00:45:50,154
cutting room. Ever heard of a sitcom featuring that
1028
00:45:50,192 --> 00:45:52,894
dictator with a funny mustache? Well, we
1029
00:45:52,932 --> 00:45:55,914
watched it. We're dedicated to unraveling the peculiarities
1030
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,510
of pop culture, sometimes with awesome
1031
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,454
guests. So if you're into the eccentric world of
1032
00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:04,334
pop culture, listen and subscribe to all too real
1033
00:46:04,372 --> 00:46:07,166
two, available wherever you find podcasts and on
1034
00:46:07,188 --> 00:46:08,350
age of radio.
1035
00:46:10,630 --> 00:46:10,870
>> Freddy: Uh,
1036
00:46:40,370 --> 00:46:41,120
um.
1037
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:46,206
>> Parker: Welcome back, Blacklink Collection podcast and buried all
1038
00:46:46,228 --> 00:46:49,134
our turtles. We are back and better than
1039
00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:51,822
ever. 2024, the year of no
1040
00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:54,766
turtle deaths. That's what we're going for. We got one
1041
00:46:54,788 --> 00:46:55,790
out in 2023.
1042
00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:56,254
>> Freddy: No more.
1043
00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:59,026
>> Parker: In 2024. No more pets. That's what I would like.
1044
00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,330
That should be my turtles tortoise
1045
00:47:02,870 --> 00:47:03,282
instead.
1046
00:47:03,336 --> 00:47:05,490
>> Freddy: Of boys to men. Turtles the tortoise.
1047
00:47:06,570 --> 00:47:09,334
>> Parker: So we're back. Not better than
1048
00:47:09,372 --> 00:47:12,342
ever, but we're back. And now it's time
1049
00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:14,146
for everyone's segment.
1050
00:47:14,178 --> 00:47:17,126
>> Freddy: That they least favorite segment. No, it's not my
1051
00:47:17,148 --> 00:47:18,070
least favorite.
1052
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:21,286
>> Parker: It's my most favorite because it gave me a chance to watch a movie
1053
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:24,154
I haven't seen in a long, long time. Great.
1054
00:47:24,352 --> 00:47:27,338
And that's why we like to call what we like to call
1055
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,254
it around here. Fred. Fred. Big
1056
00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:33,166
honking movies. See, look, I am getting more
1057
00:47:33,188 --> 00:47:34,720
boobies in 2024.
1058
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:38,670
Robot robotinists
1059
00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:40,910
movies.
1060
00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:44,362
>> Freddy: That's right. Well, this week, big honking
1061
00:47:44,426 --> 00:47:45,050
movie.
1062
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:47,066
>> Parker: He spelled your name like Judge Dredd.
1063
00:47:47,178 --> 00:47:48,846
>> Freddy: Yeah, see, it's got 2d.
1064
00:47:48,948 --> 00:47:49,906
>> Parker: Just want to let you know because.
1065
00:47:49,928 --> 00:47:51,906
>> Freddy: I got the extra d. Second D.
1066
00:47:51,928 --> 00:47:53,060
>> Parker: Is for more d.
1067
00:47:54,550 --> 00:47:55,638
Close enough.
1068
00:47:55,804 --> 00:47:58,338
>> Freddy: It's little Shopper horrors,
1069
00:47:58,434 --> 00:48:01,080
1988. I believe it was.
1070
00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:04,374
>> Parker: 19, uh, 80 something.
1071
00:48:04,572 --> 00:48:07,366
>> Freddy: Starring Rick Moranis and, uh, other
1072
00:48:07,388 --> 00:48:08,554
people who I don't know.
1073
00:48:08,672 --> 00:48:11,126
>> Parker: Helen Green, Steve Martin, Miriam
1074
00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:13,978
Margolis, Jim Belushi, Michelle Weeks.
1075
00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:16,822
That is who it was. Michelle Weeks and Christopher
1076
00:48:16,886 --> 00:48:17,530
guest.
1077
00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,750
>> Freddy: Yes. So you guys remember
1078
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:23,582
this movie? Great movies. Got
1079
00:48:23,636 --> 00:48:26,558
great songs in it. So me and
1080
00:48:26,644 --> 00:48:29,470
my daughter were sitting around.
1081
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:32,538
I was trying to find something that I wanted to watch
1082
00:48:32,724 --> 00:48:35,698
that I would think she would be interested in. And I
1083
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,180
was like, well, shop of horrors, because
1084
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:41,602
the songs and the plant and
1085
00:48:41,736 --> 00:48:44,706
everything. Levi Stubbs from the
1086
00:48:44,728 --> 00:48:45,490
temptations.
1087
00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:46,502
>> Parker: Sure.
1088
00:48:46,636 --> 00:48:48,920
>> Freddy: So we're watching this movie, right? We're watching
1089
00:48:49,850 --> 00:48:52,150
Campbell, uh, Tashina Arnold.
1090
00:48:53,290 --> 00:48:56,178
And we're watching it, and I'm singing along, and she's
1091
00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:59,014
like, dad, you seen this movie? I'm like, yeah, I've seen
1092
00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:00,460
this movie a hundred times.
1093
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,700
And then the first thing that
1094
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,578
I started realizing stuff,
1095
00:49:07,664 --> 00:49:10,498
that when I was younger
1096
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,326
watching the movie, I didn't get some of the
1097
00:49:13,348 --> 00:49:16,334
jokes or something like that. The first one that I
1098
00:49:16,372 --> 00:49:19,326
realized was before he's at the
1099
00:49:19,348 --> 00:49:22,080
radio station and
1100
00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:26,450
the plant is about to bite the woman in the butt.
1101
00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:30,958
And I was like, oh. I was like, uh, he's
1102
00:49:30,974 --> 00:49:33,378
about to bite her in the butt. And I was like, well,
1103
00:49:33,464 --> 00:49:36,034
why is he biting her
1104
00:49:36,232 --> 00:49:39,206
in the Butt? She's got that red dress on, right? And
1105
00:49:39,228 --> 00:49:41,702
I was like, well, maybe you think her butt is
1106
00:49:41,756 --> 00:49:44,440
blood. And I was like, well,
1107
00:49:45,290 --> 00:49:46,920
doesn't really have eyes,
1108
00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:50,134
right? So maybe he
1109
00:49:50,252 --> 00:49:51,830
smells blood.
1110
00:49:54,410 --> 00:49:56,590
>> Parker: Inappropriate, Alice.
1111
00:49:56,770 --> 00:49:58,986
>> Freddy: Very inappropriate. I did not mention this to my.
1112
00:49:59,008 --> 00:50:01,454
>> Parker: Daughter, and you didn't mention it to us that it was going to be so
1113
00:50:01,492 --> 00:50:02,110
nasty.
1114
00:50:04,690 --> 00:50:06,414
That's great. Glad we got that going.
1115
00:50:06,452 --> 00:50:09,450
>> Freddy: But, yeah, I was like, she's on her bum.
1116
00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:12,358
>> Parker: I mean, now that you say that, very possibly,
1117
00:50:12,474 --> 00:50:15,058
however, very possibly very
1118
00:50:15,144 --> 00:50:15,890
gross.
1119
00:50:16,630 --> 00:50:19,460
>> Freddy: But it is like those guys,
1120
00:50:20,870 --> 00:50:23,810
they were very inappropriate back then. Dude,
1121
00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:27,334
uh, you missed John Candy. I thought so.
1122
00:50:27,532 --> 00:50:30,150
Yeah. John Candy Willie.
1123
00:50:34,810 --> 00:50:35,960
>> Parker: He did it like.
1124
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:40,294
>> Freddy: Candy man.
1125
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,354
>> Parker: Yeah, he was good. I was trying to model our intro after
1126
00:50:43,392 --> 00:50:46,040
that, and it wasn't, didn't work. Um,
1127
00:50:46,350 --> 00:50:48,906
but they did say they're playing the hits. They're spinning all the
1128
00:50:48,928 --> 00:50:49,610
hits.
1129
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:52,778
>> Freddy: Yeah. Let me play it
1130
00:50:52,784 --> 00:50:53,340
down.
1131
00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:59,118
>> Parker: I watched this movie recently, like, literally today,
1132
00:50:59,284 --> 00:51:02,238
and, um, no, like I said, I haven't seen it in
1133
00:51:02,244 --> 00:51:04,222
quite a while, and it was still pretty enjoyable.
1134
00:51:04,366 --> 00:51:06,660
>> Freddy: It was. It was very good.
1135
00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:12,434
Another thing, when I watched it, I
1136
00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:13,540
watched it on this,
1137
00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:18,178
uh, I don't know, whatever we have,
1138
00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:19,418
it's not cake.
1139
00:51:19,614 --> 00:51:20,630
>> Parker: Television.
1140
00:51:22,890 --> 00:51:25,778
>> Freddy: I have it on tv. It's got television,
1141
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:28,854
like, millions of movies on it that you can choose from
1142
00:51:28,892 --> 00:51:31,802
and all this stuff. It's called tv. Yeah, it's called
1143
00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:34,602
tv. That's where I watched it on. But
1144
00:51:34,736 --> 00:51:37,210
we got to the
1145
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,650
end where the plant calls, uh,
1146
00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:41,274
Audrey. Audrey.
1147
00:51:41,322 --> 00:51:42,270
>> Parker: Audrey. Yeah.
1148
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:45,294
>> Freddy: He calls her over to the shop, and he's like,
1149
00:51:45,332 --> 00:51:47,966
I need some water, miss thing. You know
1150
00:51:47,988 --> 00:51:48,560
what
1151
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:53,040
he. The plant tries to eat her,
1152
00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:55,954
right? Rick Moranis. Comes in,
1153
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:59,026
pulls her out the plant's mouth. They go into the
1154
00:51:59,048 --> 00:52:01,758
back alley, and Jim
1155
00:52:01,774 --> 00:52:04,562
Belushi shows up, right, and
1156
00:52:04,616 --> 00:52:07,250
says that he's going to try to market the plant
1157
00:52:07,330 --> 00:52:09,990
to every household in the world. What happens
1158
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,818
next? He goes in, fights the plant,
1159
00:52:12,914 --> 00:52:14,902
defeats him, um, and saves the world.
1160
00:52:14,956 --> 00:52:16,102
>> Parker: Right, right.
1161
00:52:16,156 --> 00:52:19,110
>> Freddy: Theoretically, in the movie
1162
00:52:19,190 --> 00:52:22,060
that you watched, that's what happened
1163
00:52:22,990 --> 00:52:25,130
in the version I watched,
1164
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,140
he goes in to try to save her.
1165
00:52:29,070 --> 00:52:31,694
He pulls her out, takes her to the back
1166
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:34,542
alley. She's dying. She
1167
00:52:34,596 --> 00:52:37,360
tells him, take me back inside,
1168
00:52:37,810 --> 00:52:40,782
feed me to the plant, and then
1169
00:52:40,836 --> 00:52:42,922
go off and have a great career.
1170
00:52:43,066 --> 00:52:45,760
That way, I'll always be with you.
1171
00:52:46,470 --> 00:52:47,666
And he does it.
1172
00:52:47,768 --> 00:52:50,242
>> Parker: What the fuck version of you were watching? Some.
1173
00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:53,298
>> Freddy: Exactly. I'm sitting there with my daughter. I'm sitting there
1174
00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:55,780
with my daughter, like, what is going on?
1175
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,200
This is not how it goes.
1176
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,280
>> Parker: I need to get that thing.
1177
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,520
>> Freddy: Uh. He takes her back inside,
1178
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,374
feeds her to the plant, and is
1179
00:53:08,412 --> 00:53:11,238
so remorseful, he runs across the street,
1180
00:53:11,414 --> 00:53:14,186
climbs up the fire escape to the top of a
1181
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:17,178
building, and is about to jump when another
1182
00:53:17,264 --> 00:53:20,140
dude comes out and tells him,
1183
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,498
we're going to market this plant to the world
1184
00:53:23,664 --> 00:53:26,400
and we're going to sell it. Blah, blah.
1185
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,374
Ah. He's about to jump off the building, and he's like,
1186
00:53:29,412 --> 00:53:32,334
no, I can't do that. I got to go back and stop this
1187
00:53:32,372 --> 00:53:34,946
plant. He goes back into the
1188
00:53:34,968 --> 00:53:36,820
shop. They have the fight.
1189
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:39,822
They have the fight. Seymour
1190
00:53:39,886 --> 00:53:42,862
loses. He, uh, eats
1191
00:53:42,926 --> 00:53:43,810
Seymour
1192
00:53:45,850 --> 00:53:46,306
movie.
1193
00:53:46,338 --> 00:53:47,320
>> Parker: Are you watching?
1194
00:53:48,810 --> 00:53:51,702
>> Freddy: After it becomes a worldwide sensation, he
1195
00:53:51,756 --> 00:53:54,694
eats Seymour and then
1196
00:53:54,812 --> 00:53:57,782
proceeds to tear down New York
1197
00:53:57,836 --> 00:54:00,230
City like Godzilla.
1198
00:54:01,370 --> 00:54:03,270
Smashing buildings,
1199
00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:06,554
like, just killing people. It
1200
00:54:06,592 --> 00:54:08,906
goes on for, like, 20 extra minutes.
1201
00:54:09,008 --> 00:54:11,886
>> Parker: Yes. Oh, that's the original ending. Yeah, apparently that was the
1202
00:54:11,908 --> 00:54:12,842
original ending.
1203
00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:15,914
>> Freddy: Really? I've never seen that. It's the original
1204
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:16,186
ending.
1205
00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:17,134
>> Parker: It's supposed to be.
1206
00:54:17,252 --> 00:54:18,954
>> Freddy: Supposed to end like a b movie.
1207
00:54:19,082 --> 00:54:21,726
>> Parker: Yeah, the
1208
00:54:21,748 --> 00:54:24,350
alternate ending. Saw the alien plant take over the entire
1209
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:25,038
world.
1210
00:54:25,204 --> 00:54:25,920
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1211
00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:29,220
>> Parker: That's weird that you got that one.
1212
00:54:29,590 --> 00:54:30,340
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1213
00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:32,340
>> Parker: And your daughter was.
1214
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:38,902
>> Freddy: So this is what she knows now is little shop
1215
00:54:38,956 --> 00:54:39,750
wars.
1216
00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:42,578
>> Parker: She knows the OG. Little shop horse.
1217
00:54:42,674 --> 00:54:45,480
>> Freddy: The OG version. Yeah, man.
1218
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:48,178
Because I used to make up endings because I thought the ending.
1219
00:54:48,194 --> 00:54:50,870
>> Parker: Yeah, that's what I assumed you were just watching Alan tv.
1220
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:55,100
>> Freddy: I made up right there. That would have been perfect.
1221
00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:59,386
>> Parker: At the end of the movie, this is what happened. You're like, that's not what happened at
1222
00:54:59,408 --> 00:54:59,594
all.
1223
00:54:59,632 --> 00:55:01,630
>> Freddy: It was so weird.
1224
00:55:02,450 --> 00:55:05,230
Seriously, the whole time I'm sitting there with my mouth open,
1225
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,600
like, what is going on?
1226
00:55:08,210 --> 00:55:10,958
>> Parker: That is weird. But see, that's what happens.
1227
00:55:11,124 --> 00:55:13,534
That's what is it, the, uh, multiverse theory.
1228
00:55:13,582 --> 00:55:16,386
Right, right. That's probably how you felt in that
1229
00:55:16,408 --> 00:55:17,922
moment. You're like, wait a minute, am I in?
1230
00:55:17,976 --> 00:55:18,580
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1231
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:24,194
Reality, it says
1232
00:55:24,232 --> 00:55:27,174
test screens only had 13% recommendation rate, so
1233
00:55:27,212 --> 00:55:30,146
little shop team needed to overhaul the ending to get the movie
1234
00:55:30,178 --> 00:55:31,106
into theaters.
1235
00:55:31,218 --> 00:55:32,520
>> Parker: Oh, sure. It has me.
1236
00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:35,590
>> Freddy: Really? Because it was bad
1237
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,506
though, right? It was not good.
1238
00:55:38,608 --> 00:55:41,014
I do prefer the alternate
1239
00:55:41,062 --> 00:55:42,460
ending where,
1240
00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:47,706
uh, there's a whole nother song that
1241
00:55:47,808 --> 00:55:49,180
the girls sing.
1242
00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:53,742
I kind of like this ending better. I need to watch this one.
1243
00:55:53,796 --> 00:55:56,590
No. Yeah, you need to see it. It's terrible, though,
1244
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:59,726
because it's 1986, so they
1245
00:55:59,748 --> 00:56:01,230
don't have the CGI.
1246
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:08,770
>> Parker: I actually thought it was pretty good from that perspective.
1247
00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:12,930
>> Freddy: Ah, it's not good.
1248
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,018
It's not good. But it was very interesting
1249
00:56:16,104 --> 00:56:16,900
to see.
1250
00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:22,454
>> Parker: Took over the quieter keep fucking world.
1251
00:56:22,652 --> 00:56:23,894
Yeah, it did.
1252
00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:25,458
>> Freddy: Just the original ending.
1253
00:56:25,554 --> 00:56:28,394
>> Parker: There it is. So the next eleven minutes of the show, we're going to be
1254
00:56:28,432 --> 00:56:31,030
watching the original ending. You sit here quietly.
1255
00:56:31,190 --> 00:56:32,730
Sit here quietly, audience,
1256
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,170
we'll sing along.
1257
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,866
>> Freddy: O seymour, push the
1258
00:56:39,888 --> 00:56:42,726
brook.
1259
00:56:42,758 --> 00:56:42,858
Yeah.
1260
00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:45,786
>> Parker: It also had Bill Murray in it, now that you mention it. Now that I remember. Because he's
1261
00:56:45,818 --> 00:56:48,510
the guy who was, like, sexually attracted to pain.
1262
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:51,534
>> Freddy: He's a sadist. Yeah, he's a sadist. Is
1263
00:56:51,572 --> 00:56:54,400
it a sadist or a masochist? Because
1264
00:56:56,070 --> 00:56:59,058
either Steve Martin was a
1265
00:56:59,064 --> 00:57:00,050
masochist.
1266
00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:03,406
>> Parker: A sadist and a masochist both describe persons
1267
00:57:03,438 --> 00:57:06,006
with specific psychological conditions. A
1268
00:57:06,028 --> 00:57:08,694
sadist is someone who derives pleasure, especially
1269
00:57:08,812 --> 00:57:11,670
sexual pleasure, from inflicting pain
1270
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:14,230
or degradation on someone else.
1271
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:16,566
Okay. The dentist was the
1272
00:57:16,588 --> 00:57:19,386
sadist. And a masochist is someone who
1273
00:57:19,408 --> 00:57:22,150
derives pleasure, especially sexual pleasure,
1274
00:57:22,310 --> 00:57:24,890
from experiencing pain or humiliation.
1275
00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:26,918
>> Freddy: So Bill Murray.
1276
00:57:27,014 --> 00:57:29,450
>> Parker: Bill Murray in that. In this film.
1277
00:57:30,110 --> 00:57:31,050
Excellent.
1278
00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:38,542
Like I said, I didn't know that you watched this
1279
00:57:38,596 --> 00:57:41,230
weird fucking alternate universe ending of it.
1280
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,700
>> Freddy: Right. M.
1281
00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:46,974
I, uh, wanted you to refresh your
1282
00:57:47,012 --> 00:57:48,630
memory ending.
1283
00:57:48,810 --> 00:57:51,538
>> Parker: I did remember that. It didn't end like that.
1284
00:57:51,704 --> 00:57:52,420
>> Freddy: Right.
1285
00:57:55,690 --> 00:57:58,598
It was so silly because you could see
1286
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:00,680
the foam bricks off the building
1287
00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:05,974
hitting people. Yeah, it
1288
00:58:06,012 --> 00:58:08,970
was very, uh,
1289
00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:10,250
weird.
1290
00:58:12,670 --> 00:58:15,466
Big honking movies. Yeah.
1291
00:58:15,568 --> 00:58:18,540
I would recommend seeing it, though, just to see the.
1292
00:58:20,030 --> 00:58:22,714
>> Parker: I'm going to watch the. I watch alternate. I paid
1293
00:58:22,752 --> 00:58:23,340
money.
1294
00:58:24,350 --> 00:58:26,814
>> Freddy: You need to watch the alternative ending because it's a lot.
1295
00:58:26,852 --> 00:58:29,546
>> Parker: I'm going to watch it. So we recommend everyone watch the alternate ending.
1296
00:58:29,578 --> 00:58:31,630
>> Freddy: There you go. They even show a little dog getting.
1297
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,430
>> Parker: Eating.
1298
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:37,090
They show a turtle.
1299
00:58:40,390 --> 00:58:42,020
>> Freddy: And tell us what you think.
1300
00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:45,362
>> Parker: Yeah, tweet. His tweet show about eating shit. And
1301
00:58:45,416 --> 00:58:48,198
we'll see what happens. There you go. Shit and
1302
00:58:48,204 --> 00:58:48,594
breaks.
1303
00:58:48,642 --> 00:58:50,600
>> Freddy: It has a gremlins feel to it.
1304
00:58:51,290 --> 00:58:53,320
>> Parker: It would have been about the same time. Yeah.
1305
00:58:54,450 --> 00:58:57,318
Um, next week, Fred's big akin movies where he
1306
00:58:57,324 --> 00:59:00,282
watches gremlins, except the end of it is
1307
00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:01,450
fraggle rock.
1308
00:59:03,390 --> 00:59:06,314
Why not? But that makes me wonder, because you had
1309
00:59:06,352 --> 00:59:09,338
said on this television station that you watch a lot
1310
00:59:09,344 --> 00:59:10,122
of your stuff, right?
1311
00:59:10,176 --> 00:59:10,550
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1312
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,974
>> Parker: That other films have
1313
00:59:13,012 --> 00:59:15,600
had parts of them that were not.
1314
00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:16,574
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1315
00:59:16,612 --> 00:59:19,114
>> Parker: They have the deleted scene in the release.
1316
00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:19,662
Yeah.
1317
00:59:19,796 --> 00:59:22,080
>> Freddy: Right. I don't know
1318
00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:23,310
why.
1319
00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:24,594
>> Parker: Makes me wonder if it's run by.
1320
00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:27,426
>> Freddy: Like, it wasn't like there was two versions of
1321
00:59:27,448 --> 00:59:29,794
it. You
1322
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:32,370
got two, uh, little shop of horrors.
1323
00:59:32,710 --> 00:59:34,100
It was just that one.
1324
00:59:34,790 --> 00:59:37,330
>> Parker: Did you show your daughter the other ending?
1325
00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,318
>> Freddy: Yeah, she watched it.
1326
00:59:39,404 --> 00:59:41,878
>> Parker: I'm saying. Did you show her the ending that
1327
00:59:41,884 --> 00:59:42,440
you.
1328
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:45,414
>> Freddy: No, uh uh. I haven't. I did not.
1329
00:59:45,452 --> 00:59:47,160
>> Parker: You should probably show her that.
1330
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:51,338
>> Freddy: Well, I got to find it. I guess I got to find it because like I
1331
00:59:51,344 --> 00:59:54,154
said, it's not on. I let her just go with it.
1332
00:59:54,272 --> 00:59:54,940
Yeah.
1333
00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:59,020
When she grows up, her friends
1334
00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:00,314
in.
1335
01:00:00,352 --> 01:00:03,162
>> Parker: 30 years, when she's on jeopardy. And they're like,
1336
01:00:03,216 --> 01:00:06,158
final jeopardy. Out, a little shop of horror's edge, she's going
1337
01:00:06,164 --> 01:00:09,022
to be like, monster took over. My daddy told me.
1338
01:00:09,156 --> 01:00:11,040
And you lose everything.
1339
01:00:13,090 --> 01:00:15,970
It's like, no. Betrayed. I've been betrayed by my own father.
1340
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,802
Um, no, that's awesome, actually. That's interesting.
1341
01:00:18,856 --> 01:00:21,666
I think that's so cool that you experience movies like
1342
01:00:21,688 --> 01:00:24,638
Alan experiences movies, which is to say incorrectly.
1343
01:00:24,814 --> 01:00:27,474
>> Freddy: Incorrectly. I mean, I guess it's the better
1344
01:00:27,512 --> 01:00:28,580
endings, man.
1345
01:00:29,670 --> 01:00:32,594
>> Parker: I don't think it's a better ending because the ending was great. The ending
1346
01:00:32,642 --> 01:00:35,238
where we got all the things we wanted,
1347
01:00:35,404 --> 01:00:38,246
they're like, this is great. And then they show the little Aubrey
1348
01:00:38,278 --> 01:00:39,018
two or whatever.
1349
01:00:39,104 --> 01:00:41,050
>> Freddy: Audrey two. Uh.
1350
01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:47,338
>> Parker: That'S a classic movie set up for the
1351
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:47,802
second one.
1352
01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:49,386
>> Freddy: This one is a lot better.
1353
01:00:49,568 --> 01:00:51,566
>> Parker: It probably is a lot better. I'm going to watch it as soon.
1354
01:00:51,588 --> 01:00:54,398
>> Freddy: As it is because once you see the destruction of the
1355
01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:56,960
city, it's like Godzilla. Yes.
1356
01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,110
And it's got that laugh
1357
01:01:04,050 --> 01:01:06,926
still. People sitting in the bed in Cleveland. That guy's
1358
01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:07,540
like.
1359
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:13,714
>> Parker: Now I'm going to have to watch them.
1360
01:01:13,752 --> 01:01:16,718
>> Freddy: Yeah. Our sense of humor,
1361
01:01:16,814 --> 01:01:19,506
it's like an extra 20 minutes. The alternate
1362
01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:21,494
ending for us would be a lot better.
1363
01:01:21,692 --> 01:01:24,614
>> Parker: 46 seconds here of it. So I'm going to have to watch
1364
01:01:24,652 --> 01:01:27,414
that then. All right. Well, no.
1365
01:01:27,452 --> 01:01:27,890
What?
1366
01:01:27,890 --> 01:01:30,390
>> Freddy: Uh, I seriously was sitting there with my mind
1367
01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:33,078
open. Yeah. Because it has a completely
1368
01:01:33,164 --> 01:01:36,086
different song and everything. Right. Had
1369
01:01:36,108 --> 01:01:38,934
a completely different song. And it's been
1370
01:01:38,972 --> 01:01:40,040
ten minutes of.
1371
01:01:57,030 --> 01:01:58,340
>> Parker: I love it.
1372
01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:02,798
That's funny. Well, now I'm going to have to watch that, and then I'll
1373
01:02:02,814 --> 01:02:04,450
have to go back and watch it again to see.
1374
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,218
>> Freddy: There you go.
1375
01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:08,278
>> Parker: How I feel. I'm glad that I didn't have that experience because I would have
1376
01:02:08,284 --> 01:02:10,360
been like, what the fuck is going on here?
1377
01:02:12,810 --> 01:02:15,798
I know you're trying to quit your vices for New Year's, right?
1378
01:02:15,884 --> 01:02:18,758
I already quit all my vices. So I would have
1379
01:02:18,764 --> 01:02:21,560
been like, uh, am I on drugs now?
1380
01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:25,914
>> Freddy: Old acid trip coming back, right?
1381
01:02:25,952 --> 01:02:28,540
>> Parker: Like, what just happened to me, man? Oh, my God.
1382
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:33,466
>> Freddy: If I'd watched toe Parker, Parker wouldn't have believed me. I wouldn't
1383
01:02:33,498 --> 01:02:36,414
believe the same exact thing you
1384
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:39,326
did. And I would have told the same story. Parker would have been like,
1385
01:02:39,348 --> 01:02:40,240
you're full of.
1386
01:02:42,610 --> 01:02:43,022
>> Parker: Happened.
1387
01:02:43,076 --> 01:02:44,042
>> Freddy: You fell asleep.
1388
01:02:44,186 --> 01:02:47,118
>> Parker: Sorry. Good try. You
1389
01:02:47,124 --> 01:02:49,540
fell asleep five minutes into the movie. Just made, um, up the.
1390
01:02:51,110 --> 01:02:52,418
That's what usually happens.
1391
01:02:52,504 --> 01:02:55,346
>> Freddy: That would usually happen. I fall asleep and wake up and be like, oh, that
1392
01:02:55,368 --> 01:02:58,322
movie was fucking awesome. It sure
1393
01:02:58,376 --> 01:02:58,980
did.
1394
01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:02,358
>> Parker: Don't you remember the part where John Connor beat up the
1395
01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:05,126
Terminator and this and, like, none of that happened? No, it did.
1396
01:03:05,228 --> 01:03:05,942
>> Freddy: It did, man.
1397
01:03:05,996 --> 01:03:07,910
>> Parker: It totally did, as I recall.
1398
01:03:08,730 --> 01:03:11,634
All right, well, I'm glad that everyone please
1399
01:03:11,772 --> 01:03:14,566
watch little shop of horrors. Buy it on YouTube
1400
01:03:14,678 --> 01:03:17,642
or Netflix or whatever. And I had to pay $4
1401
01:03:17,696 --> 01:03:18,234
for it worth.
1402
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:20,038
>> Freddy: Yeah, buy it, but watch the alternative.
1403
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:22,918
>> Parker: Buy it and then watch all but the last three minutes of it. And then
1404
01:03:22,944 --> 01:03:25,934
switch over to this. Watch this. Uh, so
1405
01:03:25,972 --> 01:03:28,634
there you go. That's the best way. The official BlC
1406
01:03:28,682 --> 01:03:31,262
movie recommendation of 2024 is most
1407
01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:32,670
shop of horrors,
1408
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:35,986
more or less the entire.
1409
01:03:36,088 --> 01:03:39,038
>> Freddy: You can buy it with the alternative ending.
1410
01:03:39,134 --> 01:03:41,486
>> Parker: You can buy it with the alternative ending.
1411
01:03:41,598 --> 01:03:42,660
>> Freddy: There you go.
1412
01:03:43,350 --> 01:03:46,174
>> Parker: But you could bet you can. Comes with two endings.
1413
01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:48,840
Or you could just watch it on YouTube for free. Yeah,
1414
01:03:49,210 --> 01:03:51,846
either way, we don't care. 2024, the year of
1415
01:03:51,868 --> 01:03:53,400
frugal decision making.
1416
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,826
All right, well, we're going to get out of here. We
1417
01:03:58,848 --> 01:04:00,140
will be back.
1418
01:04:02,590 --> 01:04:03,580
>> Freddy: I'm sorry.
1419
01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:09,546
I told my aunt that I would, uh, give
1420
01:04:09,568 --> 01:04:10,458
her a shout out.
1421
01:04:10,544 --> 01:04:12,462
>> Parker: Why don't you shout out the beginning of the show?
1422
01:04:12,596 --> 01:04:15,374
>> Freddy: Well, because to make sure
1423
01:04:15,412 --> 01:04:17,530
she listens to the whole thing. Uh, uh,
1424
01:04:18,530 --> 01:04:19,470
Debbie,
1425
01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:22,962
dreamcatcherbaseball.com for
1426
01:04:23,016 --> 01:04:25,666
all your baseball apparel and baseball needs.
1427
01:04:25,768 --> 01:04:27,620
>> Parker: What do they sell? Tell me more.
1428
01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:31,060
>> Freddy: Uh, they sell t shirts. Uh, like, um,
1429
01:04:31,592 --> 01:04:33,986
yeti cups, uh, for
1430
01:04:34,008 --> 01:04:36,262
baseballs. For baseball, yeah.
1431
01:04:36,316 --> 01:04:38,290
>> Parker: Only t shirts for baseballs?
1432
01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:39,150
>> Freddy: Yes. Uh,
1433
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:43,314
my son is a future hall of famer.
1434
01:04:43,362 --> 01:04:44,680
>> Parker: Shirts, right.
1435
01:04:45,490 --> 01:04:47,510
>> Freddy: Uh, long sleeve
1436
01:04:48,190 --> 01:04:49,062
cotton.
1437
01:04:49,206 --> 01:04:52,186
>> Parker: Do they sell? My son is most certainly not of
1438
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,180
your draw. Of.
1439
01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:55,878
>> Freddy: Big material.
1440
01:04:55,974 --> 01:04:56,620
>> Parker: Beautiful.
1441
01:04:59,310 --> 01:05:02,074
>> Freddy: Do they have a t shirt that says, my nephew does the worst
1442
01:05:02,122 --> 01:05:03,440
promos ever?
1443
01:05:06,530 --> 01:05:09,520
>> Parker: Says, I didn't pay for this promo, and I still got ripped off?
1444
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:14,234
>> Freddy: Grand slams and glory defender plate
1445
01:05:14,282 --> 01:05:17,194
sees the win. Uh, sunflower
1446
01:05:17,242 --> 01:05:20,000
seeds and sliders sees the win.
1447
01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:23,490
Unisex soft style t shirt.
1448
01:05:23,830 --> 01:05:25,902
Kids regular fit t shirts.
1449
01:05:26,046 --> 01:05:26,734
>> Parker: Kids shirts.
1450
01:05:26,782 --> 01:05:27,042
>> Freddy: Right.
1451
01:05:27,096 --> 01:05:29,830
>> Parker: Adult shirt. Leather kid shirt. Repetition.
1452
01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:33,990
>> Freddy: Men's new blend hoodies and sweatshirts. What's the,
1453
01:05:33,990 --> 01:05:36,162
uh, stainless steel travel mugs?
1454
01:05:36,226 --> 01:05:38,150
>> Parker: Is that where you got that fancy shirt?
1455
01:05:38,990 --> 01:05:40,780
>> Freddy: It is not. Because
1456
01:05:43,870 --> 01:05:45,350
I'm not a hall of famer.
1457
01:05:45,430 --> 01:05:46,774
>> Parker: You're a hall of famer.
1458
01:05:46,902 --> 01:05:48,140
>> Freddy: Yes, you are.
1459
01:05:49,890 --> 01:05:52,480
I'm a hall of shamer. There you go.
1460
01:05:53,170 --> 01:05:55,162
>> Parker: What is it? Diamonddogs.org.
1461
01:05:55,226 --> 01:05:57,120
>> Freddy: What was it? It is
1462
01:05:57,890 --> 01:06:00,254
dreamcatcherbaseball.com.
1463
01:06:00,452 --> 01:06:02,190
Dreamcatchbaseball.com
1464
01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:05,026
dreamcatchbaseball.com check it
1465
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,118
out, ladies and gentlemen.
1466
01:06:07,294 --> 01:06:10,114
>> Parker: If you're in the stadium today and you're looking
1467
01:06:10,152 --> 01:06:12,578
for the number one a plus
1468
01:06:12,744 --> 01:06:15,602
baseball apparel, there's only one stop
1469
01:06:15,656 --> 01:06:17,266
shop, and that is
1470
01:06:17,368 --> 01:06:19,730
dreamcatcherbaseball.com.
1471
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,854
Dreamcatcherbaseball.com Debbie is
1472
01:06:22,892 --> 01:06:24,760
one fine piece of ass.
1473
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,750
Dreamcatcher baseball for me or nothing
1474
01:06:31,820 --> 01:06:32,440
else.
1475
01:06:34,830 --> 01:06:36,438
Now, that's a promo, Fred.
1476
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,090
>> Freddy: Yeah, that is a promo.
1477
01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:44,974
Freddie's like, I'm going to explain this one. Good
1478
01:06:45,012 --> 01:06:47,120
night, everybody. Good night, everybody.
1479
01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:50,080
Be. I'll see you later.
1480
01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:13,030
>> Parker: We are laughing.
1481
01:07:13,850 --> 01:07:15,640
>> Freddy: And we are very good friends.
1482
01:07:16,410 --> 01:07:18,150
>> Parker: Good buddies sharing a special
1483
01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:22,950
momentum.
1484
01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:31,120
>> Freddy: It.
1485
01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:37,630
That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1486
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,442
over. Just hang. Lose blood.
1487
01:07:40,506 --> 01:07:43,150
She's going to catch up on the rebound. Out m of midtown.
1488
01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:49,760
Oh, what a day.
1489
01:07:53,730 --> 01:07:56,566
Well, that's all, folks. Asta la
1490
01:07:56,588 --> 01:07:58,370
vista, baby. Goddamn.
1491
01:07:58,370 --> 01:07:59,640
>> Parker: Uh, hit.
1492
01:08:01,850 --> 01:08:04,006
Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
1493
01:08:04,108 --> 01:08:06,566
>> Freddy: As you know, I'm a man of special
1494
01:08:06,668 --> 01:08:07,174
needs.
1495
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,674
>> Parker: Shirley, you can't be serious.
1496
01:08:08,802 --> 01:08:11,090
>> Freddy: I am serious. And, uh, don't call me Shirley.
1497
01:08:12,550 --> 01:08:14,180
>> Parker: Mhm.