In this classic replay of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew dives headfirst into a hilarious exploration of the “robot revolution.” From apocalyptic robot takeovers to pop culture riffs, sci-fi parodies, and absurd comedy tangents, this episode blends satire and storytelling into pure chaos. Expect wild banter, dystopian jokes, and a comedic lens on technology, AI fears, and society’s obsession with the future. If you enjoy weird news, comedy podcasts, absurd humor, and sci-fi satire, this episode is for you.
🎧 Episode Theme: Robot uprising meets comedy chaos.
🤖 Why robots? A satirical take on AI, automation, and our cultural fear of being replaced.
🎭 Style: A mix of improv comedy, sci-fi parody, and over-the-top storytelling.
🔗 Related Ideas: Frankenstein’s monster, modern AI ethics debates, Monty Python absurdism.
🛠 Practical Takeaway: Humor can transform tech anxiety into laughter.
📝 Reflection Prompts:
Do you laugh off tech fears, or take them seriously?
Could satire be a healthy way to process change?
Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & chaos setup
03:00 – Robot revolution banter
10:00 – Cultural fears of tech
18:00 – Sci-fi movie riffs & comedy tangents
25:00 – Takeaways & closing laughs
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Hey everybody it's your old buddy Parker. This week the game's been raptured.
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So instead of hearing a new episode we're gonna roll back a classic.
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Have a listen to a great episode called Tears of a Robot. We'll see you next week.
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Or not. It depends on what happens in hell. I mean heaven. I hope we're in heaven.
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The news and the video next rest in this program are both of the speakers and not necessarily reflect the news or positions of a black link and collective.
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It is guests or decent human beings. You've been warned. The robot revolution will begin in three, two, one.
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We're going to die!
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That's in your seat, then. It's going to be a bump in the night.
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A lie, a lie, it's a lie!
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Welcome to the Black Luke and collective podcast.
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Oh, don't be hurt. We can see a blade, swapping manly stories in the morning.
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Let me get off.
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With your most, Parker.
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Featuring the Celts, we sound the Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 95th edition of the Black Link and collective podcast.
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You can keep up with us at the BLC podcast.com. Please drop us a like or follow on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and our TikTok.
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We also have a Patreon.
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Knock them off.
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You didn't know I was trying to make a joke about our Patreon and how it doesn't exist.
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But it does exist. It's patreon.com/bLCworld.
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You can be watching us. I haven't seen it.
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I changed it, Fred. I said you could be watching us on the Public Culture Pros Network.
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Instead of what brought you by, because I don't know anymore.
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Oh, so check them out, popcortraus.com.
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I'm of course your host, Parker.
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It's the beginning of June.
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Beginning to middleish of June.
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It's the first time that I've been in the year of our Lord filling the money.
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Don't you say, Fred?
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It's the first time that month.
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It's the first time that month.
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Can't you say come on.
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So welcome to the show.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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And season's greetings.
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I don't know what I said.
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Because I know you've been hanging out on the grass.
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Words were coming out of my mouth.
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It's gonna be an ass show tonight.
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I can already feel it.
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June, it's, it's, uh, what month is it?
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Pride month.
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Is it, is it is Pride month?
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It is.
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No, yeah.
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Well, by the time I be Pride month, everybody celebrates them.
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I seen a lady today with her.
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She had like running dogs on the back of her car.
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You want to tell, uh, rainbow stickers, rainbow people about, uh, this guy.
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Oh, first before you get into the rainbow stickers.
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You forgot about me.
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Oh, yeah.
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And you didn't say my name.
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I said, Hey, Fred.
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And then I said, Fred.
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Hey, Fred.
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And then when you were saying things about pride, I was like, hey, Fred.
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Because you can't, you can't wait either way nowadays.
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You look, you're getting canceled by one side of the other.
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Anyway, so she had dogs.
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So it's like, you know, like dogs, I guess like, you know, I flip book.
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And they have dogs.
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Different positions running.
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Yeah, I'm saying it was like six little dogs.
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Yeah, I'm saying, but it was like rainbow dogs.
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Oh, sweet.
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She was either gay or her dogs are gay.
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I don't mean either way.
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I've seen gay dogs.
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That's the thing.
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My friends to have a dog that would fuck my other friend's dog in the mouth in the face.
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I was saying they just be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Let's go.
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I remember when we were thinking about this, we should, we said, let's go straight from gay
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pride month or pride month into dogs.
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Fuck each other in the face.
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That's a great reason.
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Well, because statistically, I think like three percent of the population of any given thing is, you know,
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It's right into the same sex.
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So, yeah, is there any whatever they're into?
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That's cool.
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Freak.
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Sometimes you got to, Munkies do it.
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Why did you put the,
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Yes, Munkies, Munkies do freak as well.
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Yeah, Munkies freak.
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So, well, what do you guys do?
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So it's pride month.
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Like I said, it's great.
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I'm happy.
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You know, celebrate your pride.
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I'm breaking all those pride in whatever you're into unless it's like, like being white.
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Don't go any, they know me like, hey, you said pride month.
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We're taking it over for real.
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That's great.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah, I guess this is really fucked out, though.
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That's really fucked out, dude.
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I'm telling you, dude, I'm bone.
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I feel bad.
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Because I mean, I mean, yeah.
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Well, because like, yes.
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So, like, you know, obviously we've talked about this before that like, and Chan has talked to me about, you know, like, white privilege and all that stuff.
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And for a minute, I was like, that doesn't exist.
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This is a long time ago now.
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So, like, this was, you know, and I wasn't like, oh, I'm not, my name, but I was like, now that's shit.
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Like, like that real.
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I mean, but like, white privilege on your level can only get you so far.
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It'll get you out of level, like, I mean, yeah, low level white privilege.
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Like, like white privilege on, on like, rich man.
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You get out of like shit.
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You'll never have to have.
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No, no one's ever going to fuck you in the mouth.
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Is that white privilege or class privilege?
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That's the thing is that when you're rich and white, you get the double whammy appropriate.
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Cause the white, you could be not rich.
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And black.
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Do our patriots.
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But you do something fucked up.
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Don't think you down.
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And white people will distance themselves from.
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Well, they'll take you down somehow.
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I mean, somehow you'll get taken out.
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What was that dude?
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Uh, small.
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Just a small.
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That's good.
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Like, he was, he was, he was relatively famous.
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He was making money.
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But if Robert Pattinson would have done it, I'm like, dude.
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What did he do?
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He made up.
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Jesse, small, light.
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I don't know what happened.
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He said that he got beat up by some uh, uh, some race supporters.
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He lied.
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He lied.
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And then he got fined out.
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It was like two Nigerians.
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And his gay lives are some.
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Oh, they were all friends.
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That was a wrong example.
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And he tried to do that.
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He tried to do that to get, he don't his name.
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So, uh, the show would sign him.
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It was some show.
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That's a wrong example.
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Oh, no, I just, I, that was the first one that popped up in my head.
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I can't think of any other rich people who've been taken down in any manner.
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You got shit.
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You got me.
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But Bill Cosby, that's, but see, that's just, I don't know, man.
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I guess he was the consequences of his actions.
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Well, Bill Cosby, that's the thing.
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Man, I'm like, give a shit about that shit, having fucking 30 years ago.
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Still have a, yeah.
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Allegedly.
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Are we?
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Um, say, are we defending?
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Do I have to defend Bill Cosby?
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I'm not saying it, but I heard some shit.
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Like, they came out to Bill Cosby because of, uh, for, you know, what was it?
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Well, they came out of that Cosby.
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Because they just continued Jell, frozen Jell.
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What am I after him was because he said that the black man was not being responsible with
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their child, you know, it's like, yeah, yeah, dad.
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And then they came after him about that and then, of course, you know, then he,
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this is some hard hitting, fucking journalist.
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You know, you gave some Jell-o to some lady in.
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You gave some sort of Jell-o.
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You put the, you put the extra Jell-o in there and you just sprinkle it on them.
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I think they, like Jell-o.
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Yeah, it's pretty good.
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It's like, you know, I knew one of them.
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I'm salt-bane.
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You guys ever watch Salt-Bane?
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You know who that is?
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I don't know about that.
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Have you ever seen, like, his restaurant?
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Have you ever read about it or anything like that?
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Absolutely.
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I've seen him, like, tick-tocks with you.
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Well, like, do you, but do you've seen him, like, in his restaurant, like, the solid gold,
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or not solid gold, like, the gold-plated steak that he sells or something like that?
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So, this dude has a restaurant, right?
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And I believe, I think you might, let me look at the ones, actually, where it's, I think there's one in Miami.
256
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But there's definitely one in Turkish land.
257
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Is that what you did eat?
258
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Damn, man.
259
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That was not me.
260
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Oh, man, what's up with that?
261
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Oh, man.
262
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That was not me.
263
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I thought I'm muted by that.
264
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Oh, my God.
265
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I just muted yourself after you did it.
266
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Right.
267
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You just started.
268
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You muted yourself.
269
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The salt-bane is a disgusting.
270
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Sorry.
271
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I'm so jealous.
272
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He is a Turkish butcher chef, food, entertainer, and restaurant, too.
273
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But he has a...
274
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Actually, I meant to hit the fart one, but...
275
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Well, you guys are all...
276
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We're all famous for tonight, boys.
277
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We're like, let's go...
278
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Let's talk.
279
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My privilege.
280
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Let's talk, pride, bud.
281
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We're not even a...
282
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It's a 10-minute-barb of the show.
283
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Straight to salt-bane.
284
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Straight to salt-bane.
285
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Well, salt-bane seemed a little less inflammatory.
286
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Let's just say...
287
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...that everyone has other two things.
288
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But seriously, he has a restaurant in Turkey land.
289
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And that probably is offensive.
290
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Where is the Turkish land?
291
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In Turkey.
292
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Turkey, yeah.
293
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I thought it was like...
294
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It's not in the heartland of America where Turkey is coming.
295
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It's not in the...
296
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It wasn't...
297
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No, it was in the...
298
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Where the boomerlan...
299
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How are drugs?
300
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Not how are drugs.
301
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You know?
302
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How are we...
303
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We're all shit tonight, guys.
304
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How are drugs?
305
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When the wheels are coming off, we're rolling into...
306
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...we had a goal, at least 100 episodes.
307
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Of course, we're not going anywhere.
308
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It's as far as I know.
309
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But we're just cruising in to this 100 episodes.
310
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We down, buck and jack.
311
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Wheels falling off.
312
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Engine's like on fire a little bit.
313
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We're just...
314
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We're so close.
315
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
We're just going to work the team ran out.
316
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
We've paid it off.
317
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And that's when everything fucks up.
318
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
Yeah, exactly, man.
319
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
But it's okay.
320
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So, he has an engine's going to fall off.
321
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000
So his whole restaurant is like...
322
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...this is ridiculous.
323
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Everything is three steps above...
324
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...the level that it should be at, right?
325
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He does like a rib eye steak, like a bonin' rib eye.
326
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And it's wrapped in gold leaf.
327
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Which is edible.
328
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Yeah.
329
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And so, like...
330
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It's like a $1,200 steak.
331
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And you go and he like...
332
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...does just like...
333
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...like cuts it all sexually.
334
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Yeah.
335
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I said, "Do they see this guy?"
336
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He's like, "Dude, lady."
337
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Yeah, exactly.
338
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And like...
339
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...sexualy.
340
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You're gonna watch this, yet.
341
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If you watch this, you just saw a show.
342
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Ladies and gentlemen, I was let you know that.
343
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You're not gonna forget that ever.
344
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But it just grosses me out.
345
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But I saw like he has a cheeseburger.
346
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
And like he pours like a bunch of...
347
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I just...
348
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Yeah, I can't get into that, man.
349
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Yeah.
350
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Like that's too much for me.
351
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He did something.
352
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He cut the whole lot of...
353
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...the dough.
354
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He cut the whole...
355
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Yeah, and then cut another whole out of like a fish.
356
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Yeah.
357
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Or something like this.
358
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No, it was like a burger bun.
359
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Okay.
360
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And then put the steak and put it in the burger bun.
361
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And like...
362
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...drip like a whole bunch of gooey cheese on top of it.
363
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Nasty.
364
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All of those things ruin each other.
365
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Like...
366
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Yeah.
367
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Not your cheese ruins.
368
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And I know it's not an absurd, some kind of fancy ass...
369
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...grews, greens, go to...
370
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...some bullshit.
371
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Like...
372
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But it's just...
373
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If I see it on anything that's not nachos...
374
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Yeah.
375
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
...I get mad.
376
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Like my heart is like no.
377
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000
One of my favorite things, like to watch now, is...
378
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...like...
379
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...people that make stupid food...
380
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
...and then people...
381
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
...like do...
382
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
...like commentary on it.
383
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Yeah.
384
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
...the opposite.
385
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Yeah.
386
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
There's one woman which...
387
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
...and this sounds pretty good.
388
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
She took like popcorn...
389
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...and then put milk...
390
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
...put it in a blender...
391
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
...with like milk and like...
392
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
...it was cream cheese...
393
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
...and...
394
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
...that's disgusting.
395
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
...all this other stuff.
396
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
And then she...
397
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
...took it out...
398
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
...and then she...
399
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
...blended it all up together...
400
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
...putting the bowl...
401
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
...and it like heavy cream...
402
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
...something else, something else...
403
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
...sugar...
404
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
...you know what I mean?
405
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Sure.
406
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
She was making it in popcorn ice cream.
407
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Sure.
408
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
And like at first...
409
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
...just like you...
410
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
...I was like, "What the fuck?"
411
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I was like, "No!"
412
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
But like the first brother...
413
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
...looks like...
414
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
My only question is...
415
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Did she strain the popcorn at a point?
416
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Yes.
417
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Okay, that's the main thing...
418
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
...then I'm back in.
419
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Because that's what grosses me out.
420
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Right.
421
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
...is the thought of like ice cream with like the little...
422
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
...what do you call those things?
423
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
No, a kernel.
424
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Not the kernels, but like the...
425
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
The steel...
426
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
...the piece that comes off and always like sticks to the...
427
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Right.
428
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
...I hate that.
429
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Right.
430
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
So I'm glad that that came back at least somewhat.
431
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
See, I got into an argument the other day at work...
432
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
...about the table meals that people do.
433
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Table.
434
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
And how much...
435
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Okay, so like...
436
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
...we talked about this before.
437
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Like those ladies or whatever...
438
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
...who...
439
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
...yet we are.
440
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
We're talking about food again ladies and gentlemen.
441
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Rocked you by my...
442
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
...I didn't need dinner.
443
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Um...
444
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
...so...
445
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Rocked you moved by my empty stomach.
446
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
So...
447
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
...my bag is touching my stomach.
448
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
That's right.
449
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
That is never gonna happen.
450
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
That happens.
451
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I am dead.
452
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
And they're like...
453
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
...parkers back touch the stomach.
454
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Like...
455
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
...he died.
456
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Okay.
457
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000
The only way that's gonna happen is to be a raps and stuff around a fuckin' tree.
458
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
So...
459
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Anyway.
460
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
But uh...
461
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
I don't even remember what I was talking about.
462
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
But yes, those steaks are...
463
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Table food.
464
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Oh yeah, yeah.
465
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
So...
466
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
...it's where they do like...
467
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
...like nachos or spaghetti or something.
468
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Oh, on the table.
469
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Put it on the whole table.
470
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
471
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
That is disgusting.
472
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000
That grosses me out.
473
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Yeah.
474
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
So you don't do...
475
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
...croff is bull.
476
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
No.
477
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Croff is boil is different.
478
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
How?
479
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Because a croff is boil is made to go on a table.
480
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
But you don't...
481
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
You don't like...
482
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
A croff is boil is like...
483
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Oh, I would like that piece of shrimp and I'm gonna eat it.
484
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Yeah.
485
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Right?
486
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
Or I want that potato or that sausage or a corn or whatever.
487
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Yeah.
488
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Not for you Alan.
489
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
And like...
490
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I'm gonna eat that corn.
491
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Eat it so much.
492
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Eat it so good.
493
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
I'm gonna...
494
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
That's my ASMR.
495
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Can't keep corn.
496
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
My daughter likes...
497
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
...she loves corn.
498
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
And like...
499
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
When she was like two or three, she was like...
500
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
She's got the...
501
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
...should out of it.
502
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
And I'll be like...
503
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
See you tomorrow corn.
504
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
And she's always gonna see you tomorrow corn.
505
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Yeah.
506
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I can't...
507
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
I'm so jealous.
508
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
I can't...
509
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
So...
510
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
But like...
511
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
So yeah, you just grab the piece of that, you know...
512
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Put it on the plate, whatever.
513
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
And then you go, "Oh, your business.
514
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
This is like...
515
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
...getting a fork...
516
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
...and like eating...
517
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
...like not having plates.
518
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah, yeah.
519
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Oh, it's just eating often.
520
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
And just eating often.
521
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Like with a fork.
522
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Like something that you mix together.
523
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
A plate would make it better.
524
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah, what they do is they do the table.
525
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
If you...
526
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
If you want any meatballs and they just throw it on the table...
527
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
...and they eat off the table.
528
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
And then you have to discuss it.
529
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Too much.
530
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
That's too much.
531
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Like not shows are questionable.
532
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Not shows are okay.
533
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Yeah.
534
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Well, not shows are questionable.
535
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Because how are you really gonna make good not shows...
536
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
...at the scale of a table?
537
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Like that's a lot of shit to have to...
538
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Yeah, yeah.
539
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Pour the cheese.
540
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Yeah, just...
541
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
I know the cheese, man.
542
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
That's all they know about the cheese.
543
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Sprinkle your meat.
544
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
But that's a lot of like...
545
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
...because you...
546
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Okay, I don't know about you if you ever make not shows.
547
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000
But when you get a bag of not show shit of...
548
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
...tortee, it's just we were fucking the worst show of them.
549
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Not the fuck that's right here, by the way.
550
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
When you get...
551
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
...like...
552
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
...a quarter of chips, I'm just gonna get a run with it.
553
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
And you make not shows, you're like, "Oh, this is gonna make so much not shows."
554
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
I'm gonna have like hundreds of not shows.
555
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Yeah.
556
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
And then you make like two bites of not shows.
557
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
You're like, "Where the fuck do all those chips go?"
558
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Yeah, two.
559
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000
So I'm afraid that what would happen is I'd get like two bags.
560
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
I'm like, "This is plenty."
561
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Or on the table, and it fills up like a quarter of the table.
562
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
And I'm like, "Shit."
563
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Yeah, you would have to get like 40 or 50.
564
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
You'd get a ton.
565
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
You'd never have too many not show chips.
566
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,000
You can once they get open because nobody in this house knows how to seal that shit up a pair.
567
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Right.
568
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
You can still corn chips.
569
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Everything's cool.
570
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Stay out, put it in microwave.
571
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
What?
572
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
There you go.
573
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
What do you mean?
574
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000
You put it in the microwave, put some water in a paper towel.
575
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Put it in the microwave.
576
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
And it all...
577
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
And it un-salefasem?
578
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I'm still f--
579
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
How far?
580
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
In long, 10 minutes in the microwave, 15?
581
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
No.
582
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Enough to get the money in there.
583
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Yeah, that's about what it is.
584
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
The moisture, I don't know what is there.
585
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Is there something that says here's what the moisture is in?
586
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000
You got to get your barometer and take the bear mixture precious.
587
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Oh, no.
588
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
I'll check the bear mixture in my pocket, $2.00, $2.00 only chips.
589
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
With an ally, $3.00.
590
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
$2.00 chips is the best one.
591
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Dude, I love this thing.
592
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
I love this thing.
593
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I love this thing.
594
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Yeah, it's a real sense of it.
595
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Are you a thin chip guy or a thick chip?
596
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
When it comes to 20 chips?
597
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I like it.
598
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
If I'm dipping, they got to be deep.
599
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
But like, I like it.
600
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
That's a nice, airy chip.
601
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Okay.
602
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Underrated chip, in my opinion, when it comes to tortilla chips, this is, again, I'm sorry, people.
603
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
So, hold food in there.
604
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
If you haven't given up.
605
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Yeah, I had a whole plan.
606
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
We did.
607
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Now, we're talking chips now.
608
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Where's the chip chat?
609
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Chip chat?
610
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Chip chat?
611
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
I'm like a player, that's what I'm talking about.
612
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
No, no, but like, to Chili's tortilla chips.
613
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Yeah.
614
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
And then, you know, they're underrated.
615
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
But, but there's dips and ass.
616
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
They have.
617
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:35,360
The, the, the Chili's, the, like, couple of Chili's that I frequent, because they must make
618
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360
their chips in house.
619
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360
Right.
620
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,960
I think they make their chips in house.
621
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,880
And when you do that, I've done that before.
622
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:46,000
You really got to flip out chips inside that, that, inside the grease.
623
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah.
624
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Cause you get the grease every time I go to Chili's, I get like that stack of chips.
625
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Oh, yeah, like the older chip.
626
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Yeah.
627
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Yeah.
628
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
And then, the middle is raw.
629
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
We'll see what they do in real places, not Chili's.
630
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Right.
631
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000
It's like they cut them and individually throw them in the grease.
632
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Right.
633
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Yeah.
634
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Yeah.
635
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
So that that's not an issue at Chili's because come on of Chili's, man.
636
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Right.
637
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
And it's like, I don't know if this is, get a, uh, yeah.
638
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Get a handful of, a stack of tortillas.
639
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Yeah, it's just in there, like, whatever.
640
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Yeah, like Dave will handle this.
641
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Or Sergio will handle this.
642
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Or just a master chip.
643
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Dave, Dave, Sergio.
644
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Anyway, dude.
645
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, no.
646
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Well, no, but he's talking about that all the food chat and all this bullshit chat.
647
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I think, and I don't know if you guys noticed, I think that my algorithm, I mean, I wish there
648
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
was a way you could like reset your fucking search algorithms.
649
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
That's all I knew.
650
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,600
Like, cause I, Google knows all the shit.
651
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,880
So if I ever like, like, you two, all that shit's all connected now.
652
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,600
So like, I'll Google something the night before.
653
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,800
Like, let's say, we talked about a few weeks ago, those, uh, the candles with the diamonds
654
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,800
in them, right?
655
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
Right.
656
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,800
You make good ads for candles with diamonds.
657
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800
Yeah.
658
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,800
Yeah.
659
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,800
So like, I would search it and not like I searched it one night, one night.
660
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800
One time, yeah.
661
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800
And then one time when we talked about it.
662
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:05,240
And so like, but both times the next day on YouTube, like, when people were watching YouTube
663
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,680
in my house, oh, what do you know?
664
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,000
Oh, what do you fucking know, friend?
665
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,200
The damn candle with a diamond commercial comes up every time.
666
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,400
And my wife's like, huh, that's weird.
667
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,280
There would be a candle with a diamond commercial.
668
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,480
And I'm like, yeah, that's weird.
669
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,360
Because I don't even know what either of those things are.
670
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:31,120
You're the absolute worth person hiding because she's like, I wish I could just be like,
671
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,240
not today out of them, like just ignore that.
672
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,200
And I used to, and I don't really like incognito brows or whatever, but I feel sketchy doing
673
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200
that.
674
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,360
No, that's a good idea or something like that.
675
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,640
Another email address with the whole, so now I got a burner email address.
676
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,640
Yeah, you got a burner account.
677
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,760
Yeah, you got a burner account for all your bullshit, man.
678
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,760
Yeah.
679
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,760
That was for my friend, really?
680
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,760
No, I don't.
681
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,240
I was going to say, is that a real thing?
682
00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:01,200
Like, I mean, it's great to give it a price that I need to take myself and I haven't done
683
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
it.
684
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
It's okay.
685
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,200
But yeah, I do need to.
686
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:10,280
Yeah, I just buy a counter is my burner account because I look up everything.
687
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
Right.
688
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,280
But like I said, the problem is like when people share it the next day or like any time
689
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,400
later, that's what you see.
690
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Oh, yes.
691
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:22,480
I used to like just to give you guys an audience if you're still.
692
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:29,640
I tell you what, what I get a lot of commercials, I get those fucking medical, the drug, drug
693
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,640
commercials.
694
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,640
Yeah, I don't know what that one is.
695
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640
I get, you ever rebel since?
696
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640
You ever ever rebel?
697
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,640
No, I'm thankful you haven't.
698
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,640
I have a down for propel since.
699
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:47,920
Dude, we were talking about it the other day that how those, how these jingles on drug commercials
700
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,360
are like, they're killing you.
701
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,080
They're killing it, man.
702
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080
They're like pop hits.
703
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,760
You mean, you mean the, uh, the way you get these things.
704
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760
Yeah.
705
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,760
Yeah.
706
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,960
Well, it's pretty bad when they're like, oh, we shouldn't make themesongs for drugs.
707
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,680
We should make themesongs for drugs, friends.
708
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,200
And that's what, that's what, that's what they did piss me off too.
709
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,200
Like these cats are just selling drugs like needle brown.
710
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
Yeah.
711
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,120
And you know, it's pretty much like, you know, a quote, you said if you sell rebels,
712
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,120
it's not the bad thing, back of your truck.
713
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120
Yeah, I'm going to jail.
714
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,720
Yeah, there won't be, you know, the last time they heard a Fred, Fred,
715
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,720
who else is banned it.
716
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,720
Oh my God.
717
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,920
See if they've fretmed a key of rebels.
718
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,920
Friends.
719
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:34,080
Yeah, you know, one of the only countries that show the drugs are like the only country that's
720
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,080
allowed it.
721
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,080
Really?
722
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
Yeah.
723
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,080
They don't do this around the world.
724
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080
No, we're out.
725
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080
No.
726
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
Tensis.
727
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080
It's illegal.
728
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,080
It's illegal for them because everywhere else has legitimately almost every other place.
729
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,120
It has like Medicare for all or some sort of right.
730
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,120
Yeah.
731
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,120
So medicine.
732
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,960
So they don't have to like, there's no profit medicine.
733
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,960
Right.
734
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,960
There's no money to be made.
735
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Yeah.
736
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,720
Advertising it and they don't want to see that shit anyway.
737
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,760
I swear, man, it drives me crazy seeing all that shit.
738
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,760
Yeah, I hate it.
739
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,640
Like all the, I feel like every day I'm like, is that I'm, I'm, I'm going to pop up
740
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:12,280
with fucking whatever that shit, what's that shit for shizzle or no?
741
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:24,160
What the fuck is it called?
742
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,480
We're talking about the other day, the one that's like shim, shim, shim, sham.
743
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,480
Yeah.
744
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,780
I remember eating, uh, balta, that's a thing.
745
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:33,140
That's not a balta, yeah, that's, that's cool.
746
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,140
That's cool.
747
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,140
That's awesome.
748
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,140
That's awesome.
749
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,140
You know what I'm talking about, though?
750
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,140
The one that we're talking about is stoop-boggled.
751
00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,140
Yeah, stoop-bayed.
752
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,140
Yeah.
753
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,140
First of all, see.
754
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:44,060
Where's my algorithm when I need it?
755
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:45,060
Saga-rhythm.
756
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,460
Let's see if I can, uh, sky-rizzy.
757
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,460
Sky-rizzy, yeah.
758
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,460
Sky-rizzy, yeah.
759
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:50,460
Sky-rizzy, yeah.
760
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,460
Yeah.
761
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,460
Dude, that's a worst fucking thing.
762
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,460
Who's the guy who has a name now?
763
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,460
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Zantic.
764
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,460
Yeah, I know.
765
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,460
I've heard that one.
766
00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,460
Dude, that's, I heard it.
767
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:06,460
I was listening to something and they were talking about you get a Zantic takes like the,
768
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,340
the fat, the muscle off your body.
769
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,340
Oh, God.
770
00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,660
I'm not gonna wait and they have like a Zantic butt.
771
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,660
And it just butts us down.
772
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:17,660
No.
773
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,660
Oh, stop.
774
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,660
Dude.
775
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,660
I don't even know.
776
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:25,740
See, that's one thing I was, I have no idea what any, like, thankfully I pretty much tend
777
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:29,940
to like zone those things out, you know, but it's right here.
778
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:30,940
This is popping up right now.
779
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:46,020
Oh, I was just about to be wearing that.
780
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:50,740
Oh, it's contagious, man.
781
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:54,300
And the other one is like, they'll say, don't take Zantic if you're a literature or a Zantic.
782
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,300
How the fuck are you doing?
783
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,300
I'm not taking it, I'm not taking it.
784
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,300
Yeah, could cause some death and seizures.
785
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,300
Yeah.
786
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:03,260
And get crows disease if you take this is like, wait a minute, I'm taking it cause I have it,
787
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:07,260
you know, they got the one, I don't know what it is, but it's like pregnant women should
788
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:08,260
not touch this.
789
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,260
Yeah, don't even touch it.
790
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:10,260
Don't even look at it.
791
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,260
You're looking at my brain.
792
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,260
You're not bothered.
793
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,260
You're looking at my brain.
794
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:14,260
Anel discharge or death.
795
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,260
Yeah.
796
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,260
If you're lucky.
797
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,260
I'm getting crazy.
798
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,260
That is crazy, man.
799
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:23,260
That's hey, but that's our fucking weirdest side.
800
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:27,940
If you're listening to us overseas, tell us what commercials you see.
801
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:30,380
I bet they're all happy commercials all the time and shit.
802
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,380
Yeah.
803
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,020
Yeah, that's just got commercials for happiness.
804
00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,780
Yeah, like, it's the same commercial.
805
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:39,300
Yeah, like 30 seconds.
806
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,300
30 seconds.
807
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,300
Yeah.
808
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:46,780
It's people frolicking and, you know, it's like a time for a whole lot of leisure sports.
809
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:50,220
And then at the end it says, "Hoppy this."
810
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:56,020
This show is paused for three minutes so you can go sit outside and enjoy God's
811
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:57,020
kiss.
812
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,020
You can't just come and die.
813
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,020
Yeah, it goes to the outside for five minutes.
814
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,020
It will be back then.
815
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,020
Outside.
816
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,020
What was the one though?
817
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,020
The viagra one?
818
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:09,100
One of them that has the, at the end, they show the two people in the tub.
819
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,100
The tub?
820
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,100
Yeah.
821
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,100
But they're in separate tubs.
822
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,100
It's like, what?
823
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,100
They're so weird, dude.
824
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,100
They're looking at the sunset.
825
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,100
Why?
826
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,100
Who brought the two tubs out there?
827
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,100
But why?
828
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,100
Yeah.
829
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,100
Yeah.
830
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,100
Like, that's what always got me is I'm like, why?
831
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,100
Why privilege brought the tubs out?
832
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,100
Yeah.
833
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,100
Those are nice times too.
834
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,100
Those are closet tubs, Fred.
835
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,100
Yeah.
836
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,100
Oh, they put closet tubs.
837
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,100
Yeah.
838
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,100
Like the horse trough tubs.
839
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,100
Yeah.
840
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,100
No, no, they weren't.
841
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,100
These were middle class whites, Fred.
842
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,100
Not those low class whites.
843
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,100
I thought they were crunchy whites.
844
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,100
I thought they were Montana all arranged.
845
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,100
Montana, you know, ranch whites.
846
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,100
Yeah, they were white.
847
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,100
Cowboy whites.
848
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,100
We had a cowboy white there in the horse tubs.
849
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,100
Oh, we had the cowboys.
850
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,100
We had the cowboys.
851
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,100
We had the cowboys.
852
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,100
Yeah.
853
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,100
We had the cowboys.
854
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,100
We had the cowboys.
855
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,100
We had the cowboys.
856
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,100
We had the cowboys.
857
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,100
We had the horse tubs.
858
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,100
We had the cowboys.
859
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,100
We had the horse tubs.
860
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,100
The horse comes in the horse.
861
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,100
The horse starts drinking a warm bite and dig it.
862
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,100
Yeah.
863
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,100
I'm coming in.
864
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,100
Who was the bimbo tank?
865
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,100
I thought it was a carer.
866
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,100
Yeah.
867
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,100
I'm the parents.
868
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,100
Give me the whole santing.
869
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,100
Yeah.
870
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,100
Hurry, honey.
871
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,100
I don't know where it is.
872
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,100
You can't have it if your horse is like, if you dig it, then hit it up my horse.
873
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,100
That's one of the side of my legs.
874
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,100
That's one of the side of my legs.
875
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,100
That's one of the side of my legs.
876
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,100
That's one of the side of my legs.
877
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,100
That's one of the side of my legs.
878
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,100
It was perfect.
879
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,100
It was perfect.
880
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,100
It was a horse me bite and dig off.
881
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,100
You're not going to a-
882
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,100
You're not going to a trough full of water if you think it was anything.
883
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,100
It's a horse me bite and dig off.
884
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,100
Oh, you'll smell like a nine one horse.
885
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,100
That's what it is.
886
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,100
It could be.
887
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,100
It could be that it makes you smell like-
888
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,100
So we saw the one too.
889
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,100
Yeah.
890
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,100
Yeah.
891
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,100
Yeah.
892
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,100
Like a horse.
893
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,100
Horses love it.
894
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,100
Yeah.
895
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:50,100
You may smell like a female horse if you dig it.
896
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,100
Now introducing slim flaps.
897
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,100
Skim in the Bob poop.
898
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,100
I'm a little bit of an ops.
899
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,100
Everyone's made like that.
900
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,100
Yeah, they got the one.
901
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:04,100
And the one commercial for parolies is these parolies.
902
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,100
What is that?
903
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,100
I don't even know what that is.
904
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,100
They call it big carrot.
905
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,100
And that's the commercial is the carrot.
906
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,100
What is funny?
907
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,100
Oh, yeah.
908
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100
It's right there.
909
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,100
Yeah.
910
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,100
It's for your dick.
911
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,100
What the running dickling goes up.
912
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,100
See, this is a problem.
913
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:21,100
It's exactly what I would say.
914
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,100
Yes.
915
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,100
I've got to look up.
916
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,100
Hey, Aronies disease now.
917
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,100
Oh, don't do it.
918
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,100
I already did it.
919
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,100
Oh, that's why my-
920
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,100
Oh, fuck up.
921
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,100
Yeah.
922
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,100
I did it.
923
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,100
I did it.
924
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,100
I did it.
925
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,100
Didn't they show that commercial on the Super Bowl or something?
926
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,100
It was like it.
927
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,100
Yeah.
928
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,100
Oh, it's been-
929
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,100
Oh, my God.
930
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,100
There's somebody pictures of penises.
931
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,100
You're right.
932
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,100
You're right.
933
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:48,100
What does parolies disease do?
934
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,100
Look at it.
935
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,100
No, it's-
936
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,100
It's for the commercial.
937
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,100
It's a carrot and the carrot's like-
938
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,100
It's for the carrot.
939
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,100
Yeah.
940
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,100
No, dude.
941
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,100
Oh, okay.
942
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,100
Oh, my God.
943
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,100
This could really happen to anybody.
944
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,100
But I don't even know his-
945
00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:00,100
Yeah.
946
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,100
No, it's just like a thing.
947
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,100
No, parolies disease is caused by repetitive penile injury.
948
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:10,100
Typically, during sex or physical activity, penises vary in shape and size.
949
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:13,100
That have a curved erection isn't necessarily a cause for concern.
950
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:16,100
In parolies disease, the bin-
951
00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:20,100
In parolies, the bin is significant and may occur along with pain or interfero-
952
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,100
with sexual function.
953
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,100
Medications and surgery may be recommended.
954
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,100
They would have to go to dick pain with the floor.
955
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,100
She's banging too hard.
956
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,100
Oh, dude.
957
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,100
If I can get that shit, I'll be so pissed.
958
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,100
Oh, my God.
959
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,100
I'll be so mad.
960
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,100
That's too much.
961
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,100
Yeah, I know you can do that.
962
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,100
I know you can break your dick, but-
963
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,100
You can break your dick, yeah.
964
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,100
I know you get a disease from it.
965
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:45,100
That's worse than any STD, because that's like literally-
966
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,100
Yeah.
967
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,100
They said there could be lumps and shit under-
968
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,100
Oh, my God.
969
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,100
Don't like that.
970
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:51,100
Don't like that.
971
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,100
You know what you need to do?
972
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,100
It's awful, but-
973
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,100
Is that-
974
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,100
If that happens to you?
975
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,100
I'm Sam Slaps.
976
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,100
You need to get a-
977
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,100
It's a gorg flex.
978
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,100
Nope.
979
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,100
Wow.
980
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,100
What the hell is that?
981
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,100
It's me.
982
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100
Oh, okay.
983
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,100
Detentional robot penis.
984
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,100
Oh, okay.
985
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,100
Detentional robot penis.
986
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,100
Oh, okay.
987
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,100
Detentional robot penis.
988
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,100
Oh, okay.
989
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,100
Detentional robot penis.
990
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,100
What do you-
991
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:18,100
We didn't expect you to come on this part of the show, but that's okay.
992
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,100
No, because you're talking about paronies disease.
993
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:22,100
No, are you the-
994
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,100
Are you-
995
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,100
Are you so-
996
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,100
I'm answered by paronies disease?
997
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,100
I am.
998
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,100
I'm answered by paronies disease.
999
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,100
If you get paronies disease, then-
1000
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,100
Are you a replacement?
1001
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,100
Are you a paronied penis?
1002
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,100
Are you a paronied penis?
1003
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,100
I am.
1004
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,100
You're a-
1005
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,100
Detentional robot penis.
1006
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,100
This is-
1007
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,100
This is-
1008
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,100
This is-
1009
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,100
Robo-
1010
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,100
This is-
1011
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,100
This is-
1012
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:41,100
Robo-
1013
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,100
This is the robot-
1014
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,100
This is the same.
1015
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,100
That's what-
1016
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,100
Oh, this-
1017
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,100
Hold your head up, Robo-
1018
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,100
Yeah, come on, RB.
1019
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,100
(Laughs)
1020
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,100
D-R-P.
1021
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,100
That's what I said earlier.
1022
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,100
Detentional robot penis.
1023
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,100
Not according to your name.
1024
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,100
My name is Col-
1025
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,100
Shit.
1026
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,100
The B-K-K-P's.
1027
00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,100
And-
1028
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,100
Not the detentional robot penis.
1029
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,100
Arno-
1030
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,100
Arno-
1031
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,100
(Laughs)
1032
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,100
Okay.
1033
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,100
Well, so-
1034
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:09,100
D-R-P, what do you have to tell us about paronies disease?
1035
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,100
How can we avoid it?
1036
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,100
(Laughs)
1037
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,100
You-
1038
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:14,100
No, avoid it.
1039
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,100
(Laughs)
1040
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,100
You-
1041
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,100
No, avoid it.
1042
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,100
(Laughs)
1043
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,100
(Laughs)
1044
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,100
The way to avoid it is-
1045
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,100
Not having sex.
1046
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,100
Really hard.
1047
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,100
With the lady.
1048
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,100
Or men.
1049
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,100
Or-
1050
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,100
Or you choose to-
1051
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,100
You know what?
1052
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,100
Do you-
1053
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,100
Did you-
1054
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,100
Did you find that?
1055
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,100
You know what?
1056
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,100
Great recovery on that one, bro-
1057
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,100
D-R-P.
1058
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,100
Ladies and gentlemen, statuable robot penis.
1059
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,100
For the-
1060
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,100
(Laughs)
1061
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,100
(Laughs)
1062
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,100
(Laughs)
1063
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,100
(Laughs)
1064
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,100
Yup.
1065
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,100
Right, I gotta take-
1066
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,100
I-
1067
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,100
That's not here, that's King-Chee.
1068
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:58,100
That's right, King-Chee-Chee-Chee-Chee.
1069
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,100
All right, robot penis.
1070
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,100
Thank you, no, I love it.
1071
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:04,100
I was gonna tell the detachable robot penis about a friend of mine
1072
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,100
See if they knew each other, because I feel like all robots kinda know each other.
1073
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,100
Oh, right?
1074
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,100
I mean, wouldn't that make sense?
1075
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,100
Is that racist?
1076
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,100
Is it robots?
1077
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,100
Is it robots?
1078
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,100
No, each other?
1079
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,100
Is it robotsus?
1080
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:18,100
That's what it is.
1081
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:21,100
Hey, so, do you know, um,
1082
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,100
Electro,
1083
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:26,100
the mighty use of all remits.
1084
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,100
He was built by Westing House.
1085
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:31,100
That brings back many memories.
1086
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,100
Being from Bullseys Damagen.
1087
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,100
(Laughs)
1088
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,100
This thing was Electro.
1089
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:40,100
You're really close?
1090
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,100
You're really close?
1091
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:45,100
Yes, we're really close.
1092
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:50,100
Is it true that Electro would smoke cigarettes blow balloons in front of children?
1093
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,100
Yes, robot.
1094
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,100
That is true.
1095
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:58,100
And, on June, he decided he could go before the prime month
1096
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:02,100
and he jumped to me in a garbage can.
1097
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,100
(Laughs)
1098
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,100
For God, that was part of the bill.
1099
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,100
You were...
1100
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,100
He's crying.
1101
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,100
He's crying, robot tears.
1102
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,100
I am crying, robot tears.
1103
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,100
(Laughs)
1104
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,100
I'm crying.
1105
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,100
That was in 1930.
1106
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,100
It tears up the robot of the ribbit.
1107
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:22,100
It's only a giant garbage can in San Francisco.
1108
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,100
It's only a little away.
1109
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:28,100
Electro came out in the late '30s?
1110
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,100
Yes.
1111
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:33,100
Well, in fairness, so did DRP.
1112
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,100
Yes.
1113
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,100
He was in DRP.
1114
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,100
No, he came off.
1115
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,100
He was just RP at that time.
1116
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,100
Yes, I was RP.
1117
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,100
And he's government in a trash can.
1118
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,100
And I had to work my way up.
1119
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,100
(Laughs)
1120
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,100
Hi, I'm RP.
1121
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:54,100
So, now that you've made it to the heights that you've made it to DRP,
1122
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,100
detachable robot penis.
1123
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,100
I have a question for you.
1124
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,100
Let me ask you about...
1125
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:02,100
We have a tech segment sponsored by your friends at Westinghouse.
1126
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:05,100
And then, as I want your opinion,
1127
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:09,100
I would like to have your opinion on AI-powered humanoidism.
1128
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:14,100
Powered humanoid robots that write poems.
1129
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,100
Okay.
1130
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:19,100
Do you like them?
1131
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,100
(Laughs)
1132
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,100
No, they're not like that.
1133
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,100
They write poems, though.
1134
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,100
I would like to read one of their poems.
1135
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,100
Sure.
1136
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,100
Oh, you got a point.
1137
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,100
I don't have the poem to read.
1138
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,100
Sorry.
1139
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,100
I have the poem for you.
1140
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,100
Oh, oh, detachable robot penis.
1141
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,100
That's a poem.
1142
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,100
(Laughs)
1143
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,100
Okay.
1144
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:43,100
I am detachable robot penis.
1145
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,100
(Laughs)
1146
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,100
Fuck you.
1147
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,100
(Laughs)
1148
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,100
Great job.
1149
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:51,100
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a quick break.
1150
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:53,100
And we'll be back after...
1151
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,100
You're a big deal.
1152
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,100
...and give me two.
1153
00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:01,100
Yes, after we detach ourselves from this detachable robot penis.
1154
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,100
You're a big deal.
1155
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:07,100
You're a big deal.
1156
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:09,100
I want you to be my prey.
1157
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:12,100
Oh, he loves it.
1158
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:14,100
We'll drop you in his dumpster.
1159
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,100
No.
1160
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,100
Yes, it's too late.
1161
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:19,100
It's happening.
1162
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,100
All right, we'll be right back.
1163
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:26,100
The Black Link and Collective Podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
1164
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:36,100
(Music)
1165
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:46,100
(Music)
1166
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:55,100
(Music)
1167
00:35:55,100 --> 00:36:13,100
(Music)
1168
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:16,100
Welcome back to the Black Link and Collective Podcast.
1169
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,100
We are so glad you stood with us.
1170
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,100
Happy Pride Month, everybody.
1171
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,100
We're proud of you.
1172
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,100
We're being proud of yourself.
1173
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,100
Hey.
1174
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,100
So, and you should be proud of whatever you're in.
1175
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,100
Again, we're not going down this road again.
1176
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,100
We've already done this once tonight.
1177
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,100
I know.
1178
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,100
It's stupid.
1179
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,100
I wonder if I...
1180
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,100
I'm not going to...
1181
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,100
I'm not going to talk about it.
1182
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:42,100
So, Fred, you know, that June is an important month.
1183
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,100
It is.
1184
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,100
But for more than one reason, Fred.
1185
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,100
Okay.
1186
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:49,100
June is also the part of the month.
1187
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:57,100
The month of the year where we do this little segment called, "This Day in History."
1188
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:01,100
This day in history.
1189
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:03,100
Fred, what happened on today?
1190
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,100
June 5th.
1191
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,100
I'm telling you.
1192
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,100
In history.
1193
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,100
Matt.
1194
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,100
This is...
1195
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,100
June 5th is the most exciting day, right?
1196
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,100
June 5th seems to shit.
1197
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,100
I'm saying, dude.
1198
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,100
I believe it.
1199
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:17,100
Let me tell you about June 5th, man.
1200
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,100
18, 17?
1201
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,100
June 5th seems to shit.
1202
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:24,100
The Fontanac was launched.
1203
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,100
I don't know what that's...
1204
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:29,100
Now, you want to take a guess what the Fontanac is?
1205
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,100
A boat?
1206
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,100
It is a boat.
1207
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,100
Damn, I heard it.
1208
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,100
It is a boat.
1209
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:37,100
It is a boat, I never...
1210
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:41,100
It was the first team boat launched on the Great Lakes.
1211
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:45,100
I like that you're like, "June for the Sew Exciting."
1212
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:47,100
Hey, I'm starting to float.
1213
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,100
I'm starting to float.
1214
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,100
You got to think about this.
1215
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,100
This is 18, 17.
1216
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,100
Big day, big day.
1217
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,100
I mean, people...
1218
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,100
People that...
1219
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,100
Not a lot of boats.
1220
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:05,100
They were stuck, you know, on the shores and they want to go to Canada.
1221
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,100
Well, there were boats before Steamboats.
1222
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,100
But not like this?
1223
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,100
Not like the Fontanac.
1224
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,100
Right, well, not before Steamboats.
1225
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,100
The Fontanac boat...
1226
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,100
It can hold about...
1227
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,100
40 people?
1228
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:18,100
Wow.
1229
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,100
I am a brass.
1230
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,100
17!
1231
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,100
We're here two man boats.
1232
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,100
And they...
1233
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,100
They had big boats.
1234
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,100
And now the Mace Lauer come down here.
1235
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,100
Don't worry about that.
1236
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,100
It was a train.
1237
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:30,100
It was a boat train.
1238
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,100
It was a train of boats.
1239
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:33,100
They line ship in the middle.
1240
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,100
And the history class...
1241
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:37,100
Top body was one big ass, there were three big ass boats.
1242
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,100
Seven big three boats.
1243
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:41,100
It was like 75 tiny boats.
1244
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,100
Each boat...
1245
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,100
Two people...
1246
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,100
With a bad sheet...
1247
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,100
Tie them together.
1248
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,100
Tie them together.
1249
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,100
And they tie themselves together.
1250
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,100
You see how the boats fly?
1251
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,100
And then V-shape...
1252
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:51,100
That's how they...
1253
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,100
And then flying V-shape...
1254
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,100
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1255
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,100
Greatest movement, hockey history.
1256
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,100
Yeah.
1257
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,100
This...
1258
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,100
Crack.
1259
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:58,100
Crack, crack, crack.
1260
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,100
That's how they...
1261
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,100
So, a round trip...
1262
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,100
Take you to Canada and back.
1263
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,100
From where?
1264
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,100
From like...
1265
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,100
Oh, Chicago, here.
1266
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,100
That's like a great...
1267
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,100
It's like 15 minutes.
1268
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,100
It's walking.
1269
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,100
Are you seeing that lake?
1270
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,100
It's great.
1271
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,100
It's great.
1272
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,100
It's great.
1273
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,100
It's great.
1274
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,100
It's horrible.
1275
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,100
But they're far from that lake.
1276
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,100
It's like a little walk across.
1277
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,100
It's like a little walk across.
1278
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,100
It is big.
1279
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,100
It is big.
1280
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,100
Shit.
1281
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,100
It is.
1282
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,100
You can't see the other side.
1283
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,100
No, you can't see the other side.
1284
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,100
What's your favorite lake?
1285
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,100
I see the other side though, like...
1286
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,100
Because I went up into the serious tower.
1287
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,100
And like, to the tip of the top.
1288
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,100
And you can see Detroit across the lake.
1289
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,100
What's your favorite lake?
1290
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,100
What's your favorite lake?
1291
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,100
I almost say probably...
1292
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,100
Huron.
1293
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,100
What?
1294
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,100
What'd you own?
1295
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,100
Yeah.
1296
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,100
Uh...
1297
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:48,100
Late TT Kaka.
1298
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,100
Yay!
1299
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,100
Oh, I guess...
1300
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,100
I was saying...
1301
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,100
I don't know the...
1302
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,100
Oh, okay, like...
1303
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,100
But I will think...
1304
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,100
Yeah, that's like...
1305
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,100
I am a lake eerie guy myself.
1306
00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:57,100
But I don't know why.
1307
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,100
Because that's the only way you know.
1308
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,100
Because that's the greatest one.
1309
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,100
It's the greatest one.
1310
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,100
No, I think I...
1311
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,100
How many great lakes are there?
1312
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,100
Five.
1313
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,100
Okay.
1314
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,100
Huron, Ontario...
1315
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,100
Michigan.
1316
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,100
Michigan...
1317
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,100
Eerie...
1318
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,100
Eerie.
1319
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,100
It's a period.
1320
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,100
And...
1321
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,100
The Antioch.
1322
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,100
Homes.
1323
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,100
And TTTK.
1324
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,100
And the size of the homes.
1325
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,100
Oh, yeah, there you go.
1326
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,100
Homes.
1327
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,100
So there you go.
1328
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,100
There's a lesson.
1329
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,100
June 5th.
1330
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,100
Wanna go up to the lake?
1331
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,100
Wanna go up to the Great Lakes, mate?
1332
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,100
Give me a break!
1333
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,100
You can bring me off some lake!
1334
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,100
Oh!
1335
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,100
Oh, that's a great slogan.
1336
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,100
But bring me off some lake.
1337
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:34,100
That was a sand end into the story.
1338
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:37,100
The ship, Rallybroke Geven.
1339
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,100
Because the population at the time...
1340
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,100
good and for the...
1341
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,100
$18.
1342
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,100
$18?
1343
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,100
$18 rounds, right?
1344
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,100
That's a lot back in the day, man!
1345
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,100
Yeah, that's pretty fucking awesome.
1346
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,100
Now a sandwich cost more than that.
1347
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,100
It does.
1348
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,100
If it's a decent sandwich.
1349
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,100
Okay.
1350
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,100
So...
1351
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,100
Let's jump ahead in time a little bit.
1352
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,100
We're gonna go to 1862.
1353
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,100
I thought that was...
1354
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,100
First was 1817?
1355
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,100
Yeah, 1862.
1356
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,100
Okay, so this is 45 years later.
1357
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,100
There you go.
1358
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:09,100
Oh, the Treaty of Saga.
1359
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,100
What's that?
1360
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,100
Oh.
1361
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,100
Oh.
1362
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:19,100
This treaty gave France the control of Vietnam territories following the French invasion in 1848.
1363
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,100
Exactly what our listeners do then.
1364
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,100
I just want you to know that from that.
1365
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,100
But...
1366
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,100
This is kind of giving you a little...
1367
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,100
information about the Vietnamese.
1368
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,100
Okay, okay.
1369
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:37,100
Did you turn into an elderly dude all of a sudden like...
1370
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,100
You sound like my fucking grandpa and I...
1371
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:42,100
I know you've been old but like...
1372
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,100
I'm just thinking about them Vietnamese.
1373
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,100
The Vietnamese, the Vietnamese.
1374
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,100
Let's tell you a little more secret about them.
1375
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:53,100
A guerrilla resistance broke out almost immediately.
1376
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:57,100
Led by a man whose name I came pronounced.
1377
00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:02,100
And it lasted for two years before being crushed by the French.
1378
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,100
T.R.U.
1379
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,100
Little thing.
1380
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,100
Oh, little thing.
1381
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:07,100
In...
1382
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:08,100
In G.
1383
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,100
Trong.
1384
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,100
First name.
1385
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,100
Trong.
1386
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,100
What?
1387
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,100
Trong.
1388
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,100
Trong?
1389
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,100
Yeah.
1390
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,100
Di in H.
1391
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,100
Trong then, baby.
1392
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,100
Trong then?
1393
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,100
Trong then for life.
1394
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:22,100
Trong then, yeah, yeah!
1395
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,100
Everybody loves them from Trong then.
1396
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:29,100
And then, well, and then, Di in commited suicide for you.
1397
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,100
Oh, I'm sorry, but...
1398
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,100
I was out when you get them on the show.
1399
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,100
So, wait a second.
1400
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:36,100
He started with a guerrilla revolution, baby.
1401
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,100
I'm losing, and he killed himself.
1402
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,100
At the end, when the revolution was over?
1403
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,100
Yeah, they got crushed.
1404
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,100
They got straight up crushed by the...
1405
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,100
Yeah, there you come on.
1406
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,100
Now, I was there.
1407
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:49,100
But, Di, I'm telling you, they said after that,
1408
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:53,100
no more, and when America went in there, they...
1409
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,100
Fuck them up.
1410
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,100
They were ready.
1411
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,100
They were ready!
1412
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100
They were.
1413
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,100
They don't care.
1414
00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:00,100
They're all white people who look the same to them.
1415
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:01,100
Yeah.
1416
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,100
They're like, you know what?
1417
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,100
Close enough.
1418
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:04,100
Let's go, baby.
1419
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,100
I mean, we shouldn't know.
1420
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100
They took out the French real quick.
1421
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,100
Yeah.
1422
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,100
No, no, the French took them out.
1423
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,100
But now...
1424
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,100
Yeah, that was here.
1425
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,100
That was here.
1426
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,100
Yeah.
1427
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:13,100
So, June 5th.
1428
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:14,100
Oh, this.
1429
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,100
And...
1430
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:17,100
The murder.
1431
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,100
So far.
1432
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,100
Yeah, he shot himself six times.
1433
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,100
Oh.
1434
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:25,100
I can't look back at the head.
1435
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,100
[Laughter]
1436
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,100
Jeffrey Epstein was like...
1437
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,100
[Laughter]
1438
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,100
Every Epstein's like, "Can't happen to me."
1439
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,100
Don't have to worry about that.
1440
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,100
Don't worry about that.
1441
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:41,100
Yeah, let's try to make it.
1442
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,100
1916.
1443
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,100
Okay, that was 16.
1444
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,100
1916.
1445
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,100
And this is...
1446
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,100
This was...
1447
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,100
This was a trip to me.
1448
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:51,100
This is almost 100 years after the steamboat.
1449
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,100
Yeah, almost.
1450
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,100
99.
1451
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,100
The air...
1452
00:43:56,100 --> 00:44:00,100
The air revolt against the Ottoman Empire began.
1453
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,100
What is...
1454
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:02,100
This is...
1455
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,100
I told you this book was trained.
1456
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,100
We are the most...
1457
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,100
Okay, I'm in Thorne and Bondgett.
1458
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,100
After this one, I'm gonna get to...
1459
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,100
Get something good.
1460
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,100
Okay, the good one.
1461
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,100
Tell us this one.
1462
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:14,100
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
1463
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,100
I think it was a good one.
1464
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,100
You make it out.
1465
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,100
Okay, okay.
1466
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,100
It was gonna look...
1467
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:21,100
The air, but like, you've heard Lawrence of Arabia, right?
1468
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,100
Lawrence of Olivia, yeah.
1469
00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:24,100
Yeah, Lawrence of Arabia.
1470
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,100
Like...
1471
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,100
Played by Lawrence of Olivia, yeah.
1472
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,100
Really?
1473
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,100
I don't know.
1474
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,100
Let me look.
1475
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,100
I thought it was played by John Wayne Gacy.
1476
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,100
(laughs)
1477
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,100
Arabia.
1478
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,100
Starring.
1479
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,100
(dramatic music)
1480
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,100
Peter O'Druel.
1481
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,100
Peter O'Druel.
1482
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,100
That was even...
1483
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,100
Was he the same thing?
1484
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,100
Was he Lawrence of Arabia?
1485
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,100
Yeah.
1486
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,100
I thought like Lawrence of Arabia...
1487
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,100
I thought he was like...
1488
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,100
Cart cable or something.
1489
00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,100
Yeah, it was...
1490
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:52,100
Who had Peter O'Druel too?
1491
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:54,100
It says it's Peter O'Druel.
1492
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,100
No.
1493
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:56,100
(laughs)
1494
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,100
Who could find it?
1495
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:58,100
Oh.
1496
00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,100
Lawrence of Olivia, or Lawrence of Olivia, played Hamlet and Spartacus.
1497
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,100
Ah.
1498
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,100
Anacellacus.
1499
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,100
Spartacus.
1500
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,100
I thought...
1501
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,100
I thought...
1502
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:08,100
Kirk Douglas was Spartacus.
1503
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:10,100
Well, this is 1960, man.
1504
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,100
Yeah.
1505
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:13,100
Kirk Douglas was in the movie...
1506
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:14,100
Oh, US Spartacus.
1507
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:18,100
Lawrence of Olivia, he played Marcus Lins, the assistant's...
1508
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:19,100
Yes.
1509
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,100
Marcus of Relius.
1510
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,100
Marcus Lins, Cassius.
1511
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:24,100
Lucutius.
1512
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,100
Little, little, little, little...
1513
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:27,100
Lins, which...
1514
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,100
Lins, which...
1515
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,100
Lins, which...
1516
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,100
Lins, which...
1517
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,100
Yes.
1518
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,100
Okay, anyway.
1519
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,100
So...
1520
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,100
So Schmorkhit broke out.
1521
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:38,100
But, no, that's what I was saying, 'cause I thought that was like some old, old shit.
1522
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:39,100
Yeah.
1523
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,100
I thought that was some old shit.
1524
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,100
But that shit happened in like, 1960.
1525
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:43,100
Oh, really?
1526
00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:45,100
Yeah, it's like, turns into...
1527
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,100
I also thought that was old stuff.
1528
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:51,100
Yeah, I thought it was like, you know, maybe like, 1600s or something.
1529
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,100
Yeah, we're like way back then.
1530
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:54,100
'Cause they was all like, all camels and...
1531
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,100
I didn't work.
1532
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,100
I guess camels now.
1533
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:58,100
Yeah, that's just what I said.
1534
00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:59,100
I guess they still like,
1535
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,100
We are under informed.
1536
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,100
That's a bot.
1537
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,100
I really did.
1538
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,100
I thought the same thing.
1539
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,100
I thought that was like, some ancient shit.
1540
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,100
Yeah, I thought that was some old shit.
1541
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,100
But yeah, you're right, Alan.
1542
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,100
Before like, 1940 or 1950, I guess nobody...
1543
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:15,100
Everybody just rode horses and camels and shit.
1544
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,100
Yeah, they didn't...
1545
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,100
Yeah, they didn't...
1546
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,100
Actually, the Arabs didn't make it...
1547
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:20,100
They were like, we're until they found oil.
1548
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,100
When they found oil, that's when they went...
1549
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:24,100
So that was recent.
1550
00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:25,100
That's thought, boom, boom, boom.
1551
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,100
Yeah, yeah.
1552
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,100
Yeah, yeah, 'cause...
1553
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:28,100
Nobody wanted what it was.
1554
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:32,100
It was like, what the industrial age was like...
1555
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,100
18, 17...
1556
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:36,100
18, 18, 18 hundreds to like, the 19...
1557
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,100
You know what I'm saying?
1558
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:39,100
So, like, we weren't even used to oil...
1559
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:42,100
Oh, boom, until after the war.
1560
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:44,100
Right, yeah, after the war.
1561
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:47,100
Welcome to the Black Link's likes podcast.
1562
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:51,100
The least historically accurate podcast in the world.
1563
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,100
Yes.
1564
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,100
If we tried to make sure not, it wouldn't be as historically inaccurate.
1565
00:46:56,100 --> 00:47:01,100
This is an history!
1566
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,100
Okay.
1567
00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,100
More for it.
1568
00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:07,100
And for the...
1569
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:10,100
1956.
1570
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,100
Okay.
1571
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,100
Elf is introduced, I don't know.
1572
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:15,100
Okay.
1573
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,100
People on the show on the Milton Burleshow,
1574
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:23,100
and famously scandalized the audience with the Jeff Zit-Hip Jyregan dance moves.
1575
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,100
Oh, yeah.
1576
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,100
Well, yeah.
1577
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:27,100
He's killing them girls, man.
1578
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:29,100
But they weren't used to seeing...
1579
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:34,100
No, they weren't used to seeing moves like that.
1580
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,100
He had the moves like Jack.
1581
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:39,100
Well, I think Jacker got the moves from him.
1582
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,100
Oh.
1583
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,100
Yeah, yeah, Jack.
1584
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:44,100
Because remember, Elf is like significantly older than Jack.
1585
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100
Yeah.
1586
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,100
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1587
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:48,100
No, he's no way older than Jacker.
1588
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,100
Good, good, good, good.
1589
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,100
Jacker's only 100 years old.
1590
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,100
He's close to...
1591
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,100
Well, maybe they're up pretty much the same age.
1592
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,100
Because what Elf has died at what?
1593
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,100
40-something?
1594
00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:58,100
43?
1595
00:47:58,100 --> 00:47:59,100
Yeah.
1596
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:00,100
Is that right?
1597
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,100
He died.
1598
00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:02,100
He was...
1599
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,100
He was...
1600
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:04,100
He was pretty out of that?
1601
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,100
39?
1602
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,100
Elvis was 39 when he died?
1603
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,100
I think he was 43.
1604
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,100
43?
1605
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:12,100
I have one age.
1606
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,100
He died on the Crapper.
1607
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,100
42.
1608
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,100
He was 42.
1609
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,100
42.
1610
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,100
Okay.
1611
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,100
R-I-P-L-Us.
1612
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:20,100
Yeah.
1613
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,100
And happy Pride Month, everybody.
1614
00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:23,100
There you go.
1615
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,100
So, proud of it.
1616
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,100
It might so be alive.
1617
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:29,100
You can do that.
1618
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:30,100
Okay.
1619
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:33,100
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
1620
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,100
1960, I'm fast-forwarding.
1621
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:37,100
You can just fast forward.
1622
00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,100
You can do that.
1623
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,100
I'm saying it is not an answer, but...
1624
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:42,100
You're fast forwarding.
1625
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:43,100
I know.
1626
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,100
It's so weird looking at you.
1627
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,100
That's the hardest part.
1628
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:47,100
Alright, anyway.
1629
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:48,100
So,
1630
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:51,100
1488 or whatever, fucking 1968.
1631
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:52,100
68.
1632
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,100
68.
1633
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:55,100
Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated.
1634
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,100
R-F-K.
1635
00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:00,100
At the ambassador hotel in Los Angeles.
1636
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:01,100
Yep.
1637
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,100
We didn't even do that.
1638
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,100
Shot him three times,
1639
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:06,100
one in the bullet struck Kennedy in the back of the head.
1640
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:08,100
He died the next day.
1641
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:11,100
And we had nothing to do with that, I repeat.
1642
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:13,100
And the dude only got...
1643
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:16,100
He killed a senator and only got life in prison.
1644
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,100
Well, I mean, you know.
1645
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,100
Okay.
1646
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:20,100
Did they have the death penalty then?
1647
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,100
Well, let me ask you something.
1648
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,100
Yeah, he was scheduled, well, it says after...
1649
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:29,100
His sentence was commuter to life after California abolished the death penalty.
1650
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,100
So, let me ask you which...
1651
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,100
72.
1652
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,100
Let's just say...
1653
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,100
No, we're not gonna say what he did.
1654
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,100
Let's just say you did something that you're like, yeah, this is...
1655
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,100
I don't want to...
1656
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:42,100
We're like, hey, let's just...
1657
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,100
You know, important...
1658
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,100
You know, guy.
1659
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,100
That's crazy.
1660
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:49,100
But let's say you did something in some weird world.
1661
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,100
And it was like, you're going to jail for the rest of your life.
1662
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:55,100
You have to pick between the death penalty or life in prison.
1663
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:57,100
Which one would you pick?
1664
00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:00,100
That's a hard question, man.
1665
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:03,100
Can I change my decision?
1666
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:06,100
I mean, it's a little late after the death penalty part of the day.
1667
00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:08,100
Well, I'm gonna say, I want to change it the other way.
1668
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:11,100
Like, what if I get to the chair and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1669
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,100
What are you gonna do that?
1670
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:15,100
Well, what if I choose life...
1671
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:16,100
You got to pick ones.
1672
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,100
I got to pick one.
1673
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:18,100
I got to pick one.
1674
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:19,100
What's your name?
1675
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,100
It's shit.
1676
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,100
I can't eat them.
1677
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,100
What is brown below me.
1678
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:24,100
Right.
1679
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:25,100
That's what I'm saying, dude.
1680
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:30,100
I mean, you know, if you do get killed, then you get like a final meal or whatever.
1681
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:35,100
Yeah, you can scare them if you could change it because you'd be like, I want some shaking shit for your life.
1682
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,100
Oh, you're a monster.
1683
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,100
What's new this is again next week?
1684
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:44,100
You guys got plans for Sunday, death penalty?
1685
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:45,100
Yeah.
1686
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:48,100
That's a hard call, I think.
1687
00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,100
That is a hard, that is a hard call, man.
1688
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,100
What do you think?
1689
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:52,100
What would you do?
1690
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:59,100
If you had to do that immediately, you were like, make your decision, all you have five seconds, five, four, three.
1691
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,100
Are we gonna make it for you?
1692
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,100
Yeah, are we gonna make it for you?
1693
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,100
[Laughter]
1694
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:04,100
[Laughter]
1695
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:05,100
Jack.
1696
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:11,100
Well, if I was gonna get, if it was death, I'd rather do death by firing squad.
1697
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,100
Why?
1698
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:16,100
You said of the metric chair and shit like that, you had a firing squad, rather.
1699
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,100
Is that faster?
1700
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:20,100
Yeah, somebody shoot me in the head and I'm done.
1701
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:22,100
I don't think they shoot you in the head.
1702
00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,100
I think they shoot you in the chest.
1703
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,100
I'm still trying to get in the groin.
1704
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,100
Oh, if I live her.
1705
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:34,100
I just think like you would be hilarious if the whole firing squad was like, "I am the dick, everybody's the dick."
1706
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:38,100
Like, 13 dudes will write all of the dates.
1707
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:43,100
Which one of us shot them in the dick and they're like, "That's the beauty of the thing, we'll never know."
1708
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,100
Like, we all did.
1709
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:50,100
Because you know, that's why they do the firing squad, so they're like, "You don't know which bullet."
1710
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,100
You don't know who pulls the bullet, you know.
1711
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,100
Right, you just all shot them in the back.
1712
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,100
Yeah.
1713
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:58,100
But that would be funny if it was like, "We'll shot them in the dick."
1714
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:00,100
Which one shot them in the dick?
1715
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:03,100
I feel like, would you, is that like, if you were all the firing squad?
1716
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:06,100
Let's say that was your other option, like, or you had to be all the firing squad.
1717
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,100
But you can only shoot people in the dick.
1718
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:09,100
[Laughter]
1719
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,100
And you're like, "Yeah, I can handle that."
1720
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:15,100
Did you sleep with I-I did that.
1721
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:20,100
You probably gave someone that Parmesan fucking disease.
1722
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,100
Or whatever.
1723
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,100
Or whatever.
1724
00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:23,100
Or whatever.
1725
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,100
Or whatever.
1726
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,100
I'm fixed it for.
1727
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,100
I could get these pepperoni's disease.
1728
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:32,100
I was like, "Oh, my pepperoni's disease."
1729
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,100
[Laughter]
1730
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:34,100
Oh!
1731
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,100
[Laughter]
1732
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:36,100
Or whatever.
1733
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,100
Or whatever.
1734
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:40,100
[Laughter]
1735
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:42,100
I was like, "I'm hurting you."
1736
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:43,100
That's a shit of color.
1737
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:45,100
That's a pepperoni's disease.
1738
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,100
We'll see, that makes more sense to me.
1739
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,100
All right.
1740
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:51,100
Because I'm like, "Oh, so your pepperoni doesn't work, right?"
1741
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,100
[Laughter]
1742
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:55,100
Because that's a good enough euphemism, like...
1743
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:58,100
We're pepperoni cucumbers.
1744
00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:01,100
Or was it a crook neck squash disease?
1745
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,100
[Laughter]
1746
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,100
A banana disease.
1747
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,100
That crook neck squash disease.
1748
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,100
Too long.
1749
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,100
Too long of a name.
1750
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,100
[Laughter]
1751
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,100
I was like, "Let's just call it pepperoni's."
1752
00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:14,100
And then the pepperoni...
1753
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:17,100
Then big pepperoni's like, "No, you'd fucking know it."
1754
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,100
You call it a paroni's bitch.
1755
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,100
[Laughter]
1756
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:23,100
The pizza industry gets it formed.
1757
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:38,100
[Laughter]
1758
00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,100
All right.
1759
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:43,100
This one's for Pride Month.
1760
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:46,100
In 1981, the Center for Disease Control
1761
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:48,100
unknowingly announces the discovery of AIDS.
1762
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,100
Why is that for Pride Month?
1763
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,100
You got to cut that out.
1764
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,100
I don't know what was in the weekend.
1765
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,100
We got to cut that, you know.
1766
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,100
I ain't cutting it out, but that's gonna be...
1767
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,100
I'll be, if there's something but...
1768
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:03,100
No, I'll be, if there's something...
1769
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,100
How do they unknowingly do it?
1770
00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:07,100
But it's not only...
1771
00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:10,100
The CDC reported that five-in and also endless were diagnosed
1772
00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:13,100
with a particular kind of pneumonia.
1773
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:16,100
It was later discovered that these were the first cases
1774
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:20,100
of acquired immune deficiency syndrome in the U.S.
1775
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,100
What year was that?
1776
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:24,100
'81.
1777
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,100
I remember...
1778
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:30,100
It was '81 or '82, we had a teacher dying in our school.
1779
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,100
A baby?
1780
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,100
Yeah, but they didn't know.
1781
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:34,100
They were just...
1782
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,100
They didn't know...
1783
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,100
Yeah, 'cause it should have been around for a long time.
1784
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,100
Yeah, they did.
1785
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,100
But that baby...
1786
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,100
People just died and they're like, "Well, he's dead."
1787
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,100
Right, they just, you know, thought...
1788
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:44,100
Look, if I know why...
1789
00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:45,100
Yeah.
1790
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:46,100
They're like, "He's sick."
1791
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,100
And then, like, other dead.
1792
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,100
I feel a del...
1793
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:51,100
I feel a del...
1794
00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:52,100
That was a good movie, actually.
1795
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,100
It was a good movie, it was that...
1796
00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:56,100
I only ever watched that old movie.
1797
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:57,100
Yeah.
1798
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:59,100
Antonio Vendera was the...
1799
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:00,100
Maybe I watched it.
1800
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,100
Maybe I watched it for Pride Month.
1801
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,100
That'd be good.
1802
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,100
Yeah.
1803
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,100
We'll see how Pride Month movie movies...
1804
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,100
Watch it for Pride Month?
1805
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:08,100
And when it's movie...
1806
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,100
You can't watch it?
1807
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,100
I don't know where it comes from, hold it!
1808
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,100
[Laughter]
1809
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,100
I hoped!
1810
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:17,100
[Laughter]
1811
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:21,100
All right, so...
1812
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,100
All right.
1813
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,100
Yeah, it's...
1814
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,100
Actually, do another one, man.
1815
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:29,100
We can't end with that one.
1816
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:31,100
Okay, you know, yeah, some else.
1817
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,100
I got one if you want.
1818
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,100
It's not...
1819
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,100
It's on this day, but I'll tell you it's a story.
1820
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:36,100
It's interesting.
1821
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,100
It's a story.
1822
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:42,100
Okay, so Fred, a man was arrested in Canada.
1823
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,100
Which is, you know, hard to do.
1824
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,100
[Laughter]
1825
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:50,100
But he got arrested because he opened up a store
1826
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:53,100
that sold heroin, cocaine, and meth.
1827
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,100
I did hear about it, guy.
1828
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:56,100
This guy, I am.
1829
00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:58,100
I was in Vancouver.
1830
00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:01,100
It sold heroin, meth, cocaine, and MDA.
1831
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:03,100
It didn't even last for 24 hours.
1832
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,100
[Laughter]
1833
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,100
'Cause they sold out the truth.
1834
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:10,100
He said it was a mobile shop in downtown that...
1835
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,100
I guess...
1836
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:14,100
I mean, okay, honestly, his reasoning is good.
1837
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,100
He's like, there's a bit of a bunch of overdoses
1838
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:17,100
people taking like bad shit.
1839
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:18,100
'Cause I mean, that's a thing.
1840
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:20,100
It's inevitable that people aren't going to take drugs.
1841
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,100
Right.
1842
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,100
There's nothing you can do to like...
1843
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:25,100
Stop drug addicts from getting drugs.
1844
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:28,100
Well, if they're drugs available, they're going to fucking take them.
1845
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:29,100
Yep.
1846
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,100
So he was like, this gives him...
1847
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:34,100
This was a safe place for them to like get their drugs or whatever.
1848
00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:35,100
I can't do that.
1849
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,100
And I shut it down.
1850
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,100
What'd you say, Fred?
1851
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,100
You can't do that.
1852
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,100
No, you can't do that.
1853
00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:41,100
I did.
1854
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,100
I did.
1855
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:43,100
I know.
1856
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,100
I was just talking about that.
1857
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,100
And that's why I brought it up.
1858
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:46,100
Yeah, he thought it was...
1859
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,100
But his was like for much better reason than mine.
1860
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:50,100
Our's was just to get money.
1861
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,100
Yeah.
1862
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:52,100
What's that called?
1863
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:53,100
We gonna invest in bad, bad, and beyond stock.
1864
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:57,100
Oh, I'm pretty sure you could sell in drugs that hold scale prices.
1865
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,100
Oh, you was giving him a deal.
1866
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,100
Yeah.
1867
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:01,100
Memberships and shit.
1868
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:02,100
Yeah.
1869
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:04,100
I mean, they had that episode of the chart that met the...
1870
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:05,100
Punch cards.
1871
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,100
He started selling cocaine and he was...
1872
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,100
Every eight-th of a month was hurting.
1873
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,100
It was hurting and it's good for you and this.
1874
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:13,100
And the legislator passed it because it was like...
1875
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,100
It was good for you.
1876
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,100
In other words, it was hurting.
1877
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,100
Yeah.
1878
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,100
It was clean cocaine.
1879
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,100
Right.
1880
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:19,100
You know.
1881
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:21,100
Which I mean...
1882
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:24,100
And every year, a member of our...
1883
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,100
A member of the week club?
1884
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,100
A year special is.
1885
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,100
That's a blue shirt.
1886
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,100
All right.
1887
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,100
From our buddy Walter White.
1888
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,100
He's still in history again.
1889
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:36,100
He's over.
1890
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100
Oh, it's over.
1891
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:38,100
It's over.
1892
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,100
I don't know.
1893
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,100
He have another one?
1894
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,100
You have one last one?
1895
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,100
No.
1896
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,100
No, I can't tell that one.
1897
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:44,100
No, I can't tell it.
1898
00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:49,100
Can you not tell it because it's too good or because it's too bad?
1899
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,100
It's too bad.
1900
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,100
Oh, it's too bad?
1901
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,100
Yeah.
1902
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Do go ahead and tell it.
1903
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,100
Okay.
1904
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Nicole Brown Simpson and Rod Goldman are murdered.
1905
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Oh, see, that was too bad.
1906
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,100
This is depressing.
1907
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:02,100
History is depressing as shit.
1908
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,100
Yes.
1909
00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,100
Dude, you remember what shit happened man?
1910
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,100
That was your...
1911
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,100
Yeah.
1912
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:14,100
Dude, the car chase and I remember the whole day.
1913
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Yeah, man.
1914
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,100
That was...
1915
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My bronco man.
1916
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I was trucking.
1917
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,100
That was like all day things.
1918
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,100
Oh, yeah.
1919
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You watched it.
1920
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:23,100
It's pretty much like world slowed down.
1921
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,100
It didn't stop.
1922
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We watched the whole trial in school.
1923
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Yeah.
1924
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Like, say we're just...
1925
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Social studies class.
1926
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We would just go and they would put it on the TV.
1927
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1928
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1929
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1930
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1931
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1932
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1933
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1934
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1935
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1936
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1937
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:46,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1938
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1939
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1940
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:49,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1941
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1942
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1943
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1944
00:58:52,100 --> 00:59:04,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1945
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:06,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1946
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1947
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1948
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1949
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1950
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1951
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1952
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1953
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1954
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1955
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1956
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1957
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1958
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1959
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1960
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1961
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1962
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1963
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1964
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1965
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1966
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1967
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1968
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1969
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1970
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1971
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:33,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1972
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:34,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1973
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1974
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:36,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1975
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:37,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1976
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1977
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1978
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1979
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1980
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1981
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1982
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And we would watch it while we were at it.
1983
00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:59,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1984
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:00,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1985
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1986
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1987
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1988
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1989
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:05,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1990
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:06,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1991
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1992
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1993
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:09,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1994
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1995
01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:11,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1996
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1997
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1998
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:14,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
1999
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2000
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:16,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2001
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2002
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2003
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2004
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2005
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:21,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2006
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:22,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2007
01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:37,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2008
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2009
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2010
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:40,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2011
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:41,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2012
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:42,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2013
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2014
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2015
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2016
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2017
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2018
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:48,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2019
01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:49,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2020
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2021
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2022
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:52,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2023
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2024
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2025
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2026
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2027
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2028
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:58,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2029
01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2030
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:00,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2031
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:01,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2032
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2033
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:03,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2034
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2035
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2036
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2037
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,100
And we would watch it while we were at it.
2038
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:14,580
to remember order forget one of the other so that conclude thus
2039
01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:21,120
conclude episode 95 literally like to podcast we'll see who make it to Audrey
2040
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:29,440
take it out everybody to see you later I'm just gonna be us like so a hundred episodes
2041
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:36,440
red yeah yeah hundred episodes all right like Fred you want to count them yeah episode one yeah
2042
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:41,560
remember episode two oh yeah yeah episode three we should go back through and try to
2043
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:46,480
remember anything from any of those episodes okay we won't I know the
2044
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,880
person was named G-Stick I think but that's all I know I remember broken
2045
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:57,720
chair and lethal friend yeah yeah those are the best best we ever were good
2046
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:10,320
everybody we're so happy to be here we're gonna be the last to be I know that's
2047
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:15,680
what I'm saying so let's go back 98 episodes that was a number four Fred
2048
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,720
what were you thinking of this time we should be the God's commentary on
2049
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:28,560
I was so young and innocent we never knew what a mass face mask was no the
2050
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:34,080
that was the day everything about face mask was only football please yeah all right
2051
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:44,080
on that note fucking you friend and Alan good night we are laughing and we are
2052
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:51,080
very good friends good vibes daring a special moment
2053
01:02:51,080 --> 01:03:11,000
that's it man game over man game over just hang loose blood she's gonna catch up on
2054
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
me that I'm a man
2055
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
oh what a day
2056
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:31,000
well it's all folks I still love you baby
2057
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,520
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway as you know I'm a man of special needs
2058
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:43,520
surely can be serious I am serious and don't call me sure