Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as Fred and the crew share a wild ride of stories in their latest episode, "Barrel of Crackers." From Parker's food truck misadventures to uncovering the bizarre Shen Yun cult, hunting weed Easter eggs, and dimming the sun conspiracy theories, this comedy podcast is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, and unscripted hilarity. Don't miss this episode full of chaotic fun and unforgettable banter.
Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as Fred and the crew share a wild ride of stories in their latest episode, "Barrel of Crackers." From Parker's food truck misadventures to uncovering the bizarre Shen Yun cult, hunting weed Easter eggs, and dimming the sun conspiracy theories, this comedy podcast is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, and unscripted hilarity. Don't miss this episode full of chaotic fun and unforgettable banter!
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life
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How you looking?
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Right now.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Community Podcast.
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Hey, remember when I was...
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Don't be fun!
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You can stay up late.
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No, we'll run one cop.
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In the morning?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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A little bit.
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You get just a baby food.
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You make fun of me.
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I'm Fred and I'll have the board.
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Fred's called me Murphy.
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I'm Murphy!
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You can call me Rubberman.
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And now let's start the show.
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Dead or alive, you're coming in me.
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Coming in.
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Hey now.
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Welcome, welcome, one at all, to the 186th episode of the BLC Podcast,
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We are proudly broadcasting live from the Polygial EC Studio,
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Come now is the guy who buy that for a dollar.
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Fred.
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No, that was homo cop.
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That's the homo cop.
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You're the one who got some all those.
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Dead or alive.
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Dead or alive.
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Drop it.
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Drop them.
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Drop them.
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Drop them.
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And if anyone always gets my joke, salad, O.C.B.
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Welcome back gentlemen.
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Welcome back, of course, to our lovely studio audience as well.
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Thank you for continuing to ever cheer for me or Fred.
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It's okay.
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It's fine.
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We're accepted.
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We don't judge.
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What does it we do?
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We don't judge and we don't.
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We listen to that.
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We listen to that judge.
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We listen and we don't judge.
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But that audience because I love them to cheer me and you.
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At least for you.
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I don't need the cheers.
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I have the cheers on my heart.
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I don't know.
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I have the cheers on my heart.
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My heart's always rooting me on.
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Fast or fast or fast?
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Hopefully not an issue yet.
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But hey, so I'm glad you're here guys.
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I did, even though we're talking about obviously medical stuff, I did.
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I do have to let you guys know that tonight's show and letting you guys know this as well
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on like the audience and also the co-host.
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Tonight's show is going to be a little different because tonight, Fred, I'm here to tell you about the number one ultimate.
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Right.
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And this is like this is going to revolutionize us, Fred.
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The ultimate weight loss.
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So you've seen you've seen Bobby Blades and Jimmy Chainsaws and everybody else and Richard Simmons
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and the oldies and oh, eat this diet, eat this diet.
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Don't eat carbs or only eat carbs or don't eat meat, only eat meat.
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Whatever you're supposed to eat or whatever you're not supposed to eat.
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I found purely by accident, Fred.
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The greatest, the single greatest weight loss act ever known to man.
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And that my friends is a little trick.
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I call questionable taco truck.
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So I was driving back home last Thursday from work.
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I was driving back at lunchtime from a little thing I was doing at work and I was like, I'm starving.
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It's a little Mexican.
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I'm not going to be.
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That's what it is.
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If you, if you it, there's always like look real.
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Chinatown.
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Because that's exactly what I did.
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I was like, damn, that one was good.
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Bread, but so I was like, I'm gonna get up here and like, I'm like, man, I'm gonna like, I'm sorry.
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I said, I would like three of your tacos, please, sir.
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And I passed, I didn't, I didn't break this because I just had to get going and, and so I was like, cool.
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Like this is, these are three great tacos.
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But they only had one, but that's okay because they held up and as long as they hold up, yeah, that's fine.
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Just a lot of your audience, you know, the whole thing.
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And it was, I was really good.
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Like this is really, really good.
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And then I drive to work and I get back to work and like, maybe 10 minutes after I get to work.
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So about 20 to 30 minutes after I ate this questionable thing.
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Both of my sides immediately felt like I had.
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You know how you get like a stitch in your side?
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You know how you get in front of when you run if you run too much, you get like a stitch in your side.
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Oh, I got it.
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I don't want any.
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I can't remember the last time I had them things in my sense.
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I can't remember the last time I ran.
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That's why I was concerned.
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I don't recall running ever.
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Why is this a delayed reaction?
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I'm just now getting the gains from that.
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Where that come from.
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So that saved the same for a few minutes.
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And I and then I was like, okay, you know, like maybe it was just some weird, you know, you're I'm getting older.
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Felt, felt decent otherwise, okay?
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I've had a few more like just like kind of little cramps, but nothing like as bad as the first go.
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I've traveled a lot.
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I'm probably just like, it's not feeling good or whatever.
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And my, my like, bones start feeling sore.
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You know, like, you know how when you go insane?
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No, you know what I'm saying?
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Like before you get the flu, you're like, you feeling your joints, you saw,
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I was like, maybe I'm like, like my legs were uncomfortable with my pants.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like where you're just like, Oh, I just can't.
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So like, I got like, dude, you know what I'm saying?
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I feel uncomfortable.
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Oh, pants.
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You never heard about pants.
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I don't know where that pants is.
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It's not acceptable in my pants.
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You know, like get the gerbil out of your pants.
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You know, I, I, again, like it's I'm getting old.
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Maybe that just driving around all day took it out of me today.
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I'm going to be like eight o'clock.
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Eight o'clock.
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So to go to bed, wake up the next morning.
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I have to take the kids to school.
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I feel like absolute used buttles.
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I woke up and I was like, oh, fuck me, man.
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Like what is happening?
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Like up to when I woke up the next day.
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No tummy, no overnight tummy, anything.
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Just, just was like, okay, just feeling bad, right?
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I barely get the kids at school.
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I'm like, one eye open, like fading out.
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I'm like, oh, this is really bad idea to do this right now.
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I go to work and like a couple of people are talking to me and I can't even like, they're like
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And they're like, dude, are you okay?
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I'm like, I don't think that I am.
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I got to go home.
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Like I just got to go get in bed.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, so, well, hold on.
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This is where it gets a little bit.
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I'm like, do I have like, one eye open?
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All the malaria kids.
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So I'm like, okay, so I get home barely, like I'm like, it's an I'm fading like hard driving home.
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Like I'm getting in bed, you know, I lay in the bed as soon as I lay down on the bed.
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She begins.
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Yes, my stomach like roared to me like a fucking dragon coming out of me.
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Yeah, it was just, no, it was like, I never heard that.
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And so, I was thinking that devil tone.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, the kids, I, I, if you listen to them, kids, where's that, where's that, where's that toilet song?
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Yeah, I divide it.
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Allen song.
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No, where's your Allen song?
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And when this is Allen sucks.
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But so like, yes, as soon as I lay down, I'm like, oh, no, run to the bathroom.
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Thankfully, the bathroom is just feet away, you know, and immediately the kids at home, sorry, for this.
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I'm going to try and keep this is not disgusting as I can get it.
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I'm going to get a lot of me immediately brown water right off the get you got the month is
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removed.
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And then every hour for the next 24 hours straight like, oh,
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round water.
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Oh, you almost like three of the plus like four.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, so I would like, wake up because I had to chip my pants pretty much wake up.
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Go to the bathroom, go back to sleep back before that.
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That was all Friday like so, yeah, that was like starting like lunch on one Friday to about lunch time on Saturday.
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I was just just evacuating.
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It was the Titanic all over again.
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I was like, I was like, everybody did lifeboats there.
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There's no time straight into the water.
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There was a lot of that.
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And I'm like, women and children of first there like we already ate them.
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So, but Saturday night, I'm like, okay, my head's not pounding like my anus is intact.
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I feel like I'm going to be human being in one day.
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And so I like, I still have anything, I didn't anything Friday or Saturday at all.
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And Saturday, I decided I was like, I'm going to eat a piece of toast just to make sure.
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No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
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Well, I was just to make sure I'm like, you know, really over this.
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Right.
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And yeah, thanks, please.
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Yeah, by Sunday afternoon, I could eat.
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I ate an X sandwich and I was feeling a little better.
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You went.
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You went back to the toilet and the toast came out whole.
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At the toast, yeah, I heard a thing and I was like, wow, I still got the butter on it too.
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No, so you said you got three tacos, which one you think?
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I think so.
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So here's the yeah, Sada.
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Well, see, this is where the meat, the meat was delicious and that was the problem.
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And that's why I'm sitting here like, racking my mind like, wasn't the meat?
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Was it what could have done this to me?
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And then my sister who lives in California who eats a lot of street related things.
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She was like, did you get a slant or one onion?
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Yeah. And she's like, that's what gets you.
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And I was like, what do you mean?
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She's like, I never get slant or onions because they get their hands in and out of the slant
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or onions all day long.
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And those things can sit out for two, three days, unrefersurated.
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They don't test that stuff.
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So she's like, that's what every time I ever get sick is because of the slant or onions.
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She's like, as soon as I quit getting those on there, never got sick again off tacos.
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And I was like, damn, I bet that is what it was.
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So I don't know.
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Yeah, I don't get it on there because the meat was yeah, the meat was delicious.
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Like he said, honestly, the tacos were like top tier tacos, but I can't forgive them for
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this.
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I'm showing onions that tried to kill me.
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So all in all, by Sunday evening, I was like, I am feeling good, feeling good enough starving.
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I'm like starving now.
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No, not exactly.
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Would you care to guess what we had for dinner Sunday in Taco Bell?
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I was actually craving mose and so we had a big, like, a family pop up ladder for mose.
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And it took me till halfway through to realize I'm like, oh, I'm probably doing that.
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I'm not that idea again, but thankfully, mose was delicious.
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No anal issues for that.
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Thank goodness, but all tally, but through the weekend from Thursday to Monday morning when
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I waited myself, I was like, holy shit, I dropped eight pounds this weekend.
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That's what happens when you don't eat and you evacuate everything you've ever eaten in your
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life.
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I don't know if you're having that talk about, you know, it's just this taco like it doesn't even.
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That's the thing about it.
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Like if you could have a great taco truck friend somewhere and someone's like, I don't know, it's
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called Taco.
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It's just just taco on it.
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Yeah, the one I go to, I don't know what name it was the red true.
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Everybody knows something where we talk about the red, the red one over there.
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I got cool.
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Yeah, it's real because there's, there's a blue one, but they know the blue one because I don't know.
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They don't take, they don't take, they don't take black one is the black one is the better one.
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This is the biggest one.
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Yeah, it's the largest one too.
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Yes, it's the black one by far.
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They sell a lot of burritos out of that one.
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Yeah, they call them BBC burritos.
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So, but yeah, so back all the order of sure.
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, sure.
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You think it is in the States, guys.
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So all at all, terrifically bad experience, four out of 10, don't recommend.
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However, that being said, the thing said the ass that I do to track, track my weight was real happy
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with me.
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Oh, it was like, it was like, you know, shot, I was, no, shot like a firework.
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So, what would you go back in just not through the onions and cilantro?
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Well, so that's what I'm like, so now I'm thinking like, do I go like on Friday afternoon, every Friday afternoon?
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Like I can eat whatever I want during the week, right?
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And then on Friday afternoon, I go get a couple of tacos.
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And that's it for the weekend.
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I know.
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Yeah, you laid down, you see your wife's got to take care of kids.
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Yeah, everybody wins.
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I lose weight, everybody wins.
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And I guess the delicious tacos that I know are going to kill me.
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And that's okay.
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See, that's the thing now is I think about that.
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And I'm like, if I went back, first of all, no, I would not get cilantro and onions probably.
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But even if I did, even if I went back just knowing that what I even like, could I go back in the weekend?
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I don't know.
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That's a, I don't think I could.
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No, I just think I'll just like that.
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Yeah, that's kind of it, man.
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Like, like, cracker barrels.
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I remember, I think I was, it is fucking terrible.
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So, a lot of you is not as good as it is.
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No, not to be.
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So when I was six, I, what do you call it?
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Well, those chicken and bits, what the fuck is it called?
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So, chicken and dumplings, yeah.
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Which is a set of things at cracker barrel.
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And I got stick as hell.
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And so I didn't even cry.
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I think I was 16 years.
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And then I went to work there for two minutes and I was like, I'm definitely not eating here anymore.
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They sound beer now.
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They said they know beer now.
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They do.
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They do.
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Now, I want to go to cracker barrels and watch the game.
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
487
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
488
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
489
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
490
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
492
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493
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
494
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
495
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
496
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
497
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
498
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
499
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
500
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
501
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
502
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
503
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
504
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
505
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
506
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I'm glad you're with your brother.
507
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It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
508
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
509
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
510
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
511
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
512
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
513
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
514
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
515
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
516
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
517
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
518
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
519
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
520
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
521
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,000
It's the Chinese dance thing that comes through every year.
522
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
>> No one fucking name.
523
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,940
>> I didn't know my name ever meant, but I know that I thought it was.
524
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:24,580
>> I was like is that noodles, and they're like not, and it's a dance thing.
525
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:32,100
Really, I want to go on for some noodles, but I was like man, I keep seeing this over and
526
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:35,080
over and over while I'm laid up, and I'm like, "Man, should I go?"
527
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,480
I don't want to go see this now.
528
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:42,320
So I was thinking about it, and I was like, "Yeah, I should look it up and see if it's
529
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,160
so, or see what's going on."
530
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,280
You've been it's worth the money to go see this, right?
531
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280
>> Right.
532
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:56,600
>> And I'm sure everybody on the internet knows this already, but I am now aware that apparently
533
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,600
this is a cult.
534
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,960
>> Apparently, Shin-Yu is run by a cult, yes.
535
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,000
>> It's run by the CCP.
536
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
>> So here, I'll explain to you.
537
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,600
So no, no, no, it's such a cult that it was banned by China.
538
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,360
CCP was like, no.
539
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,840
So Shin-Yu is not an authentic Chinese art show according to China's embassy.
540
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:23,760
>> But, but why people just tough and, yeah, yeah, yeah.
541
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,840
>> Like a South Park episode.
542
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,320
>> That's what it is, yeah.
543
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,160
It's like all painted yellow.
544
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,240
So, it is not a Chinese, authentic Chinese art show, but a performance sponsored by the
545
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:42,400
Falongang, a cult banned by the Chinese government since July of 1999.
546
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:48,400
So like many other cults in the world, Falongang has the nature of being anti-human kind, anti-science
547
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400
and anti-society.
548
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,560
So not a big fan.
549
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:57,080
However, one of the most notorious claims of Falongang is that the Doomsday is coming
550
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,080
and human beings will be extinct soon and that modern science can do nothing to prevent
551
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,080
it.
552
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:12,080
>> So, when they're dancing out there, they're basically, the lyrics are them, it's the end
553
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,080
of the world, kind of.
554
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,080
>> So here's the trick.
555
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,320
So here's how they trick you, right?
556
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,680
Is apparently the show is two hours, right?
557
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,800
So the first hour is all these people dancing.
558
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,760
And then the second hour is like a church service.
559
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,280
>> Oh, I'm just pissed.
560
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,280
>> Yeah, and he's telling everybody-
561
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
>> He's pissed.
562
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,400
>> Yeah, apparently he's telling everybody how to open it in and how demons are doing this
563
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
all the shit.
564
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:44,040
And so the whole second half, the first half was kind of cool, but the second half was all
565
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:49,000
this fucking Chinese dude just yelling at us about how the world's ending and how we have
566
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:56,560
joined the Falongang to become, to be able to save ourselves from the end of the world.
567
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,160
>> That's the phase.
568
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,480
>> I was like, oh shit, I guess I shouldn't have-
569
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,480
>> I'm just laughing.
570
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,480
>> So I did go-
571
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480
>> No, you did go-
572
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,480
>> Okay.
573
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,480
>> But I thought about it and then-
574
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,480
>> Yeah, I saw them-
575
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,480
>> Yeah, I saw them-
576
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,480
>> They're commercial food, I know it's talking about it.
577
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,480
>> Yeah, and then they're like, it's the experience, the real time of China.
578
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,480
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
579
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,480
>> Ancient Chinese secret.
580
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,480
>> Yeah.
581
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:28,480
>> And then like, you're like, oh, dancing women.
582
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,480
>> No, no, no, no.
583
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
>> Yeah.
584
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,480
>> One hour of preaching, oh my god.
585
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,480
There it goes.
586
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
>> Oh, sorry guys.
587
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,480
>> Come on, man.
588
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,480
>> I do wonder how much art should, let me look at the scene because I didn't get- after
589
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,560
I looked at it, I was like, man, I'm not going to this.
590
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,480
But let me ask you a question.
591
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:50,480
Assuming the first half of the show is really good, I'm going to look at it right now.
592
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480
What would you pay?
593
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,480
>> Would you pay?
594
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,480
>> Join.
595
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,480
>> Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying you would join.
596
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,480
No, I don't think any amount of dancing is ever going to make me join.
597
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480
>> I don't join.
598
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,480
>> Well, and we equivalent to the different dancing.
599
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480
>> The River Dance guys.
600
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480
The guys, remember the- >> I didn't do that.
601
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,480
>> The River Dance, I didn't do that.
602
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,480
>> Yeah, I didn't do that.
603
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480
>> I didn't do that.
604
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480
>> I didn't do that.
605
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,480
>> Yeah, I didn't do that.
606
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480
>> I didn't do that.
607
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480
>> I didn't do that.
608
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480
>> I didn't do that.
609
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480
>> I didn't do that.
610
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
>> The River Dance was going to cold.
611
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,480
>> Yeah, that was the best thing.
612
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,480
>> No, no, no, but it was basically the same thing.
613
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,480
It was like, it was a dance performance.
614
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,480
>> And that couldn't tempt me, Fred.
615
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,480
>> Yeah.
616
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:29,480
>> And a bunch of Asian people running around and flowing gowns is not going to tempt me.
617
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,480
And that was the other thing they said.
618
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:35,480
They said, you think because the commercial, it shows people flying around, all this shit
619
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,480
like exciting, you know, like no, it's just dance.
620
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,480
They just come out and dance on the stage.
621
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,480
It's not even like a whole fucking thing.
622
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:49,480
>> Okay, so let's go, okay, so we're going to assume that we don't want to go see the prime
623
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,480
time show, right?
624
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,480
Because, you know, let's be honest, you like our cold sand?
625
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,480
>> Yeah, they got more than one so.
626
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,480
>> Oh, they're there for weeks.
627
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,480
>> They got more than one so.
628
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,480
>> More than one so.
629
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,480
>> More than one so.
630
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,480
>> More than one so.
631
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,480
>> More than one so.
632
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,480
>> Yeah, so Fred.
633
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480
>> They can't be selling that many tickets, man.
634
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,480
>> There are six tickets left.
635
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,480
For Shin Yuf.
636
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,480
>> Dang, I see it now.
637
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,480
>> For $55.
638
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,480
>> Any number of tickets?
639
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480
>> No way.
640
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,480
>> There are not that many tickets left.
641
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,480
>> Most of them.
642
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,480
>> Most of them.
643
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:23,480
>> So, for general admission, which doesn't like corporate experiences, they just like giving
644
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,480
them out for like-
645
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,480
>> I don't know man.
646
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,480
It doesn't say where general admission is.
647
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,480
>> Chris is for the city show.
648
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,480
>> So, they have two sets.
649
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Do you need a new general admission or you can do balcony?
650
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:41,480
The balcony is $423 a ticket for Shin Yuf.
651
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,480
>> On Tuesday.
652
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,480
>> Tuesday.
653
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,480
>> Tuesday.
654
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,480
>> And general admission is-
655
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,480
>> General admission is $43.
656
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,480
That's not including any kind of fees.
657
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,480
So, you're probably like $70 or like $500.
658
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,480
>> No way.
659
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,480
I do not believe they're selling it.
660
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,480
That's a front.
661
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,480
>> You think they-
662
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,480
>> That's right.
663
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
>> Well, no, we already know it's a front.
664
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,480
We just literally just went through that.
665
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480
>> Yeah.
666
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,480
>> And it's a front.
667
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,480
>> But they pay-
668
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:11,480
>> I mean, I have a fan base that follows them wherever you go.
669
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,480
>> It doesn't pop.
670
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,480
>> I'm telling you, man, they're in there.
671
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,480
What's crazy is I'm looking now.
672
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,480
They're all over the world right now.
673
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,480
So, they have one in Spartan.
674
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,480
>> So, they have one in one-
675
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,480
>> One in San Luis Obispo right now.
676
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:31,480
So, on the West Coast, one in Prague, one in New Jersey, one in-
677
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,480
>> I don't know where this is.
678
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,480
>> That's the worst Spanish, one in Paris, one in the Czech Republic.
679
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,480
They're like all over the country.
680
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,480
>> That's the drug.
681
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,480
That's the drug operation.
682
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,480
>> It's a cool.
683
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,480
>> It could be, yeah, it could be a-
684
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,480
>> It's a-
685
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:57,480
>> It's a stage performance in front of a drug operation.
686
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,480
>> Yeah.
687
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,480
Sounds like a legend.
688
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,480
>> Yeah, yeah.
689
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,480
>> I feel like we can go.
690
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,480
>> I'll let it go.
691
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:09,480
>> I mean, what if we became the official podcast of the Fallon Gong?
692
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,480
>> Yeah.
693
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,480
>> And we could get Jimmy Fallon going too long.
694
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,480
>> I'm Jimmy Fallon.
695
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,480
>> I don't know.
696
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,480
>> I'm Jimmy Fallon.
697
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,480
>> I'm Jimmy Fallon.
698
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,480
>> I'm not on the straight-
699
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,480
>> That is right.
700
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,480
>> I'm Jimmy Fallon.
701
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,480
>> I'm on the straight-
702
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,480
>> I'm on the straight-
703
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,480
>> I'm on the straight-
704
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,480
>> I'm on the straight-
705
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480
>> I'm on the straight-
706
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
>> I'm on the straight-
707
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480
>> I'm on the straight-
708
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480
>> I'm on the straight-
709
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,480
>> I'm on the straight-
710
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,480
>> I'm on the straight-
711
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,480
>> I'm on the straight-
712
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,480
>> I'm on the straight-
713
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,480
>> I'll just wait until Dave Chipel becomes Pope.
714
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,480
>> There you go.
715
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,480
>> I was that too.
716
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
717
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
718
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
719
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,480
>> I was that too.
720
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
721
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
722
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
723
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,480
>> I was that too.
724
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
725
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,480
>> I was that too.
726
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
727
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
728
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
729
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
730
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
731
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
732
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
733
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
734
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
735
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
736
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
737
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
738
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
739
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
740
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
741
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
742
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
743
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
744
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
745
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
746
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
747
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
748
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
749
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
750
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
751
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
752
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
753
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
754
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
755
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
756
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
757
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
758
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
759
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
760
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
761
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
762
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
763
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
764
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
765
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
766
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
767
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
768
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
769
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
770
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
771
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
772
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
773
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
774
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
775
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
776
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
777
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
778
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
779
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
780
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
781
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
782
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
783
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
784
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
785
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
786
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
787
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
788
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
789
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
790
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
791
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
792
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
793
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
794
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
795
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
796
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
797
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
798
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
799
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
800
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
801
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
802
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
803
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
804
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
805
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
806
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
807
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
808
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
809
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
810
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
811
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
812
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
813
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
814
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
815
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
816
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
817
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
818
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
819
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
820
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
821
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
822
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
823
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
824
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
825
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
826
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
827
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
828
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
829
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
830
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
831
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
832
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
833
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
834
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
835
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
836
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
837
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
838
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
839
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
840
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
841
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
842
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
843
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
844
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
845
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
846
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
847
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
848
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
849
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
850
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
851
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
852
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
853
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
854
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
855
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
856
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
857
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
858
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
859
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
860
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
861
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
862
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
863
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
864
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
865
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
866
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
867
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
868
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
869
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
870
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
871
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
872
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
873
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
874
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
875
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
876
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
877
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
878
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
879
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
880
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
881
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
882
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
883
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
884
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
885
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
886
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
887
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
888
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
889
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
890
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
891
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
892
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
893
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
894
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
895
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
896
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
897
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
898
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
899
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
900
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
901
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
902
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
903
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
904
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
905
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
906
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
907
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
908
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
909
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
910
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
911
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
912
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
913
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
914
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
915
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
916
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
917
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
918
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
919
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
920
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
921
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
922
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
923
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
924
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
925
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
926
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
927
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
928
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
929
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
930
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
931
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
932
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
933
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
934
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
935
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
936
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
937
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
938
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
939
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
940
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
941
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
942
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
943
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
944
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
945
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
946
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
947
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
948
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
949
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
950
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
951
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
952
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
953
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
954
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
955
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
956
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
957
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
958
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
959
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
960
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
961
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
962
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
963
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
964
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
965
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
966
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
967
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
968
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
969
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
970
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
971
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
972
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
973
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
974
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
975
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
976
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
977
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
978
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
979
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
980
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
981
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
982
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
983
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
984
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
985
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
986
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
987
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
988
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
989
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
990
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
991
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
992
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
993
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
994
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
995
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
996
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
997
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
998
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
999
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1000
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1001
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1002
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1003
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1004
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1005
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1006
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1007
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1008
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1009
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1010
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1011
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1012
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1013
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1014
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1015
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1016
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1017
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1018
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1019
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1020
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1021
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1022
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1023
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1024
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1025
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1026
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1027
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1028
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1029
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1030
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1031
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1032
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1033
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1034
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1035
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1036
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1037
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1038
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1039
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1040
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1041
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1042
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1043
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1044
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,480
>> Yeah, I was that too.
1045
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,480
>> That's very turbo.
1046
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,480
>> That's really a name.
1047
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,480
>> Yeah, Terry.
1048
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,480
>> Actually, Terry Burrows, but he calls himself Terry Turbo.
1049
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480
>> Okay, and then you're told,
1050
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,480
>> Alan, I have a job.
1051
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,480
>> 59, you're gone.
1052
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:34,480
>> Yeah, and that is to get Terry Turbo on this mother fucking show.
1053
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,480
>> You do it, Alan.
1054
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,480
You do it.
1055
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,480
Go find me.
1056
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,480
>> Can we get you to be?
1057
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,480
>> Probably.
1058
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480
>> Talks.
1059
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,480
>> Like.
1060
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,480
>> Oh, imagine it.
1061
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,480
>> Imagine if he does.
1062
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:50,480
And he's like, yeah, he's like, he was like a quick drop drop.
1063
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,480
>> He's from one thing.
1064
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,480
>> He's he's he's he's he's breaking.
1065
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,480
>> No, no.
1066
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,480
>> And.
1067
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,480
>> Oh, they got to keep it.
1068
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,480
>> By 45 by 47.
1069
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480
>> Like.
1070
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,480
>> Nice.
1071
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,480
>> Wow.
1072
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480
>> 45 is 45.
1073
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,480
>> Yes.
1074
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,480
>> He could be 45 by 45.
1075
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,480
>> 45.
1076
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,480
>> Yes.
1077
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,480
>> He could be 45 by 45.
1078
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,480
>> 45 in nine seconds.
1079
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,480
>> That's pretty good.
1080
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,480
>> Three feet about three.
1081
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,480
>> That's almost four by four.
1082
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,480
>> Yeah.
1083
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,480
>> Yeah, almost four by four.
1084
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,480
>> Let's do it.
1085
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,480
You know, a win goes.
1086
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,480
>> Yeah.
1087
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,480
>> Who's count?
1088
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,480
>> Yeah.
1089
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480
>> Yeah, that's what they do.
1090
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,480
>> I do like a brave dance.
1091
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,480
>> Yeah.
1092
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,480
>> They were some of the night.
1093
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,480
They think advantage in this competition, Fred.
1094
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,480
>> Yeah.
1095
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,480
>> He's got a challenger for him is called the French master.
1096
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,480
>> The French massive as Fox puts it.
1097
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,480
>> Oh.
1098
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:49,480
>> He says the French massive guy saying that Terry Turbo cheated.
1099
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
>> Oh, shit.
1100
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,480
>> Because nobody can do it in less than 11 seconds.
1101
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
>> Oh.
1102
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,480
>> Well, whoever who judged it, do they have a video of it?
1103
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480
I need to know.
1104
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,480
>> Yes, they have a lot.
1105
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,480
>> Let's get Terry Turbo and Frinchie McGue on the show,
1106
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,480
battle it out once and for all.
1107
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,480
>> Yeah, but it was a quote.
1108
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,480
It was very controversial.
1109
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,480
I told them the windows weren't right and they weren't.
1110
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,480
So I got through to the finals and disqualifying me.
1111
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,480
And they said I wasn't doing it right.
1112
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,480
So then this qualified Terry Turbo.
1113
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,480
>> Oh, they disqualify.
1114
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,480
>> Oh, we get.
1115
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,480
>> Okay.
1116
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,480
>> So now he's going for the World Cup.
1117
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,480
>> Okay, Turbo for his revenge.
1118
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,480
>> Yes, for his revenge.
1119
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,480
It's the British versus the French.
1120
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,480
>> Who, which I don't know.
1121
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:42,480
>> The British guy will take a crowbar to the Prince Duke's elbow.
1122
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,480
>> The French Duke there again.
1123
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,480
>> The British guy is 66 years old.
1124
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,480
>> He's 66.
1125
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,480
>> Yeah.
1126
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,480
>> You gotta go with the British guy because he's 69.
1127
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,480
>> Right, Terry.
1128
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,480
>> He turns out the British.
1129
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,480
>> Yeah.
1130
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,480
>> Yeah.
1131
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480
>> Yeah.
1132
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480
>> Yeah.
1133
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,480
>> Terrible is the British guy.
1134
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
>> Imagine like this.
1135
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,480
Imagine the sport.
1136
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,480
I mean, I guess it's a sport, technical competition.
1137
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Imagine this competition taking off red.
1138
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:14,480
And all of a sudden you're like just walking, walking around, downtown, just hanging out,
1139
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:19,480
walking near buildings, and you see road people just battling it out to clean these windows
1140
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,480
and spastic.
1141
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,480
>> Yeah.
1142
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,480
>> You're talking all this shit about how slow the other guy is a clean of windows.
1143
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,480
How he's leaving fucking street marks and shit.
1144
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,480
>> And they're like, you forgot your squeegee, bro.
1145
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,480
>> If you're trying to put a marathon, you gotta like run it down the street.
1146
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,480
>> Yeah, you've had your chair and turbos.
1147
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,480
>> I'm trying to throw the windows.
1148
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,480
>> I'm trying to throw the windows.
1149
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480
>> Yeah.
1150
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,480
>> You clean the same window like 30 times.
1151
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,480
>> What do you think?
1152
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,480
>> The cars that come, you know the guys that do the car thing?
1153
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,480
>> Yeah.
1154
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,480
>> Yeah, they out there.
1155
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,480
>> Yeah.
1156
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,480
>> You take it.
1157
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480
You said any tips send me to nationals.
1158
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,480
>> Yeah.
1159
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,480
>> They don't do that anymore.
1160
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,480
>> They used to do that shit all the time.
1161
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,480
>> He does like a car walk.
1162
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,480
>> He does like a car walk.
1163
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,480
>> He does it.
1164
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,480
>> He does like a charity car walk and just him.
1165
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,480
And he's like out there because he can clean it so fast.
1166
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,480
>> Right.
1167
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,480
>> Yeah.
1168
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,480
>> He knocks out their cars like 10 seconds and then he's like, hook me up.
1169
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,480
>> Yeah.
1170
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,480
>> Is that right here?
1171
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,480
>> I love Terry.
1172
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,480
>> Keep moving.
1173
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,480
>> I can't wait to move.
1174
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,480
>> Next car.
1175
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,480
>> Next car.
1176
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480
>> So.
1177
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,480
>> All right.
1178
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,480
So next story.
1179
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
>> All right.
1180
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
>> And Fred, it's Alan got his out.
1181
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,480
Do you want to do it or do you want me to do it?
1182
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480
>> Yeah.
1183
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,480
>> I'm on the same plane as Alan.
1184
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:41,480
Yeah, because there's another sport that's coming into the arena.
1185
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:49,480
Back in LA, there's this 17 year old kid, the student from the Bay area,
1186
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:57,480
who wants to competition to a way to, or, I'm sorry, to raise awareness on
1187
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,480
mental health and fertility.
1188
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,480
And would you like to guess?
1189
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,480
>> Oh, yeah.
1190
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,480
>> What kind of competition is this?
1191
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,480
>> I think I heard something about this.
1192
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,480
I did not watch it.
1193
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,480
I did try to, I did try to home burn.
1194
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,480
>> Burmere.
1195
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,480
>> Yeah.
1196
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,480
>> You want to, you know, you want to.
1197
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,480
>> I did, I did the home version, Brad.
1198
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,480
>> Yes.
1199
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,480
>> Yes.
1200
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,480
>> As the first of its kind,
1201
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:28,480
as the first of its kind, sperm raise.
1202
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,480
>> Well, this guy, he got this fucking victory lap.
1203
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,480
>> He's your kid.
1204
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,480
I am, gobs back.
1205
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:42,480
>> So, okay, he's, he's got his, like, Asian or, you know, his parents probably
1206
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480
raised, says what it was.
1207
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:51,480
He raised a million dollars to get this thing backed up, you know, and he got to
1208
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,480
get it.
1209
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:58,480
>> He shot, he shot, they never 18, 18, 19 year old college kids, one from USC.
1210
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,480
>> Yeah, I saw it was like a rivalry.
1211
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,480
UCLA versus USC thing.
1212
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:06,480
>> Yeah, USC, USC versus UCLA.
1213
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,480
And they were taking bets on this shit.
1214
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,480
>> Of course.
1215
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,480
>> Like, I think, I think the spread on it was like,
1216
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,480
>> Spread.
1217
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,480
>> Or like the amount, the amount was over $300,000.
1218
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,480
They had took in the bets on it.
1219
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,480
>> They had $300,000.
1220
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,480
>> I'm going to hit the business.
1221
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,480
>> Wagers on it, damn.
1222
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,480
>> Yeah, I was like this, how could you even judge this thing?
1223
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,480
>> Well, they had the micromancer.
1224
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480
>> Like, they had the micromancer.
1225
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,480
>> I thought it was a microscope.
1226
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480
>> Yeah, that's all I was going to say.
1227
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480
>> There was a race.
1228
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,480
>> Yeah.
1229
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,480
>> I like to strangulous this baby handle.
1230
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,480
>> He was like, of course, it was a, how?
1231
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:48,480
>> How?
1232
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,480
>> They had it, they showed it, they showed it running and then the show.
1233
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,480
>> As they run faster, you can see the stragglers just like, eh.
1234
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,480
>> Yeah, somebody was Jeff.
1235
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,480
>> Yeah, somebody was Jeff.
1236
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,480
>> So, I thought.
1237
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
>> Oh, it's crazy.
1238
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,480
>> It's really weird.
1239
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,480
But I thought, like, the reason, the only reason I tuned,
1240
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,480
I didn't tune into it, but the only reason I even looked anything up about it,
1241
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,480
because I was like, do the dudes have to like,
1242
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,480
like, produce their racers right there, like, on the field?
1243
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480
>> No, it's like.
1244
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:30,480
>> And then they had, they gave it to them before the competition.
1245
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,480
>> How long would that be?
1246
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,480
>> I think that's what I'm saying.
1247
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,480
>> That's why I thought, when I hear sperm,
1248
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,480
I think like, those two dudes are going to have to stare each other in the eyes and jerk it.
1249
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,480
>> Wow.
1250
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,480
>> Wins the race.
1251
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,480
>> A skit off.
1252
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,480
>> Like, look, I'm seeing that sticking out.
1253
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,480
>> It would be extra cool.
1254
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,480
>> That's the comp, but that's the challenge.
1255
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,480
>> You know, if you stare in the eye.
1256
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,480
>> So, you didn't watch none of it, you didn't watch the victory,
1257
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,480
the vibrations, I was like, I'm good.
1258
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,480
>> The victory celebration?
1259
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,480
>> No.
1260
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,480
>> You didn't?
1261
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,480
>> I'm just seeing if I could find it.
1262
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
I can't.
1263
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
>> You didn't say that I can't.
1264
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,480
>> I can't.
1265
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,480
>> Well, what did you say in the victory lap?
1266
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,480
We took a victory fat.
1267
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,480
>> No.
1268
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480
>> Yeah.
1269
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,480
>> It was close to that.
1270
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,480
Basically, he was like, if you're jumping,
1271
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,480
it was like, in the shower thing jumping,
1272
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,480
and suddenly all this white shit just got all over him.
1273
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,480
>> Oh, gross.
1274
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,480
>> No.
1275
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,480
>> No.
1276
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,480
>> Yeah.
1277
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,480
>> Like, milk, I guess it was exactly what it would expect.
1278
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,480
>> No.
1279
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,480
>> No, no.
1280
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,480
>> In the entries.
1281
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,480
>> Are they going to do it again?
1282
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,480
Do you know if they have any intention of doing it again any time soon?
1283
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,480
>> Yeah, that holds me.
1284
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,480
>> I mean, I put it straight away, I mean,
1285
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
it breaks money.
1286
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,480
>> It breaks money?
1287
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,480
>> It can about two hours.
1288
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,480
>> It made money.
1289
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,480
>> Yeah.
1290
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,480
>> It's about two hours.
1291
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,480
>> The competitors are like, give me about two hours.
1292
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,480
>> Probably, it won't do around the house.
1293
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,480
>> Let me get it.
1294
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,480
>> Let me get it again.
1295
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,480
>> Let me do the.
1296
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
>> No, no, no.
1297
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,480
>> Yeah, I'm working.
1298
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,480
>> Let's go again.
1299
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,480
>> Right back in.
1300
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,480
>> Right back in.
1301
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,120
And well, there you go.
1302
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:12,940
So Fred, I have a story for us, and I'm gonna read it to you right now.
1303
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:15,480
Fred, you ever watched The Templarns?
1304
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,480
Yes.
1305
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,480
Cool.
1306
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Okay.
1307
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:24,320
Well, there was a very popular storyline in The Templarns, that once again is coming true.
1308
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:31,260
So Fred, the UK government is set to give the killing head for scientists to experiment
1309
00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:38,940
how they can dim the sun, just like Monty Burns then.
1310
00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:44,620
So as much as 50 million pounds as expected to be spent on experiments and analysis on
1311
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:50,780
different ways that they can try to dim the sun to stop global warming.
1312
00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:53,900
Yeah, Bill Gates is all about that.
1313
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:58,700
Yeah, so they're saying the methods could involve, so right now it's all of the air.
1314
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,660
And now they're saying like, what do you got, what can you come up with?
1315
00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:08,540
A big one that apparently is, is guiding, gain attraction is spraying aerosolized parcels,
1316
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:12,840
particles, high endosuratosphere to deflect the small fraction of the sun's energy away
1317
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:19,620
from Earth, which they said could, would maybe be the cheapest way to cool Earth.
1318
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:27,220
And then the other one would be brightening, brightening the clouds to reflect sunshine.
1319
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,220
But I mean, you can't price it.
1320
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:33,220
That's why I'm wearing it now.
1321
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:36,060
That is why Mars is wearing now because they've fucked it up.
1322
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:37,060
They had it all.
1323
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:38,060
They had it all years ago.
1324
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,060
They fucked it up.
1325
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,060
That gravy trail of biscuits.
1326
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:41,060
Yeah, that's right.
1327
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:42,060
That's right.
1328
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:43,060
Yeah.
1329
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:48,460
Now we're going to go back to the morons.
1330
00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:49,460
Go back to the horns.
1331
00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,460
Now all the marshes.
1332
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:53,460
I love the red ones.
1333
00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:59,260
So I guess another man who we're looking at is brightening clouds to reflect the sunshine
1334
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:00,260
back at the sun.
1335
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:05,180
However, experts are saying that is stupid because they're like, dude, this could be
1336
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:08,020
usually cause catastrophic disruptions in the weather.
1337
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:11,180
You can't brighten the brightening clouds.
1338
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:16,380
I feel like, man, I feel like eight year olds came, are the ones who like wrote this paper
1339
00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,620
with AI and got the 50 mil.
1340
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:21,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1341
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,180
No, they're not.
1342
00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:24,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1343
00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:25,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1344
00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:26,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1345
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1346
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1347
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1348
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:30,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1349
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:31,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1350
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:32,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1351
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1352
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:34,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1353
00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:35,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1354
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:36,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1355
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:37,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1356
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1357
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1358
00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:40,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1359
00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:41,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1360
00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:53,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1361
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1362
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1363
00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:56,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1364
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1365
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1366
00:48:58,180 --> 00:48:59,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1367
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1368
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:01,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1369
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:02,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1370
00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:03,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1371
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:04,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1372
00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:05,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1373
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:06,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1374
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1375
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:08,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1376
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1377
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:10,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1378
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1379
00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1380
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1381
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1382
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1383
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:17,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1384
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1385
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1386
00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1387
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:21,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1388
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1389
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1390
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1391
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:25,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1392
00:49:25,180 --> 00:49:26,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1393
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1394
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1395
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,180
They're not going to do anything with it.
1396
00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:41,180
They get them back down and two days later he did it again.
1397
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:43,180
He once bro.
1398
00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,180
Did he get out?
1399
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:45,180
Did he have to call him again?
1400
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,180
Did he have to call him again?
1401
00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:49,180
He had to call him again and not only that, he was in Japanese.
1402
00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:51,180
He was a Chinese student.
1403
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,180
He was a Chinese student.
1404
00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:53,180
He was a Chinese student.
1405
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180
Oh, yeah.
1406
00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,180
Well, he's not a white guy.
1407
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,180
That was not on us.
1408
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,180
I thought that one was going to be on us.
1409
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,180
He was not on us.
1410
00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:00,180
He was not on us.
1411
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,180
Was it sounding like it?
1412
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:02,180
We probably encouraged him to do it.
1413
00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:09,180
It sounds like one of our like one of our like all that's old.
1414
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,180
Some of them are.
1415
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:16,180
All they could climb out Fuji ten times in a ten days in a row for YouTube or whatever.
1416
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,180
Fucking TikTok.
1417
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:18,180
He did.
1418
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,180
Yeah.
1419
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:25,180
He said the first time he went up, he got up there and he couldn't do it.
1420
00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,180
Called the airlift.
1421
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:29,180
They got him up there, got him back down.
1422
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:30,180
Yeah.
1423
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:38,180
Three days later, he tried to go up there and another claimer found him and had to call the authorities to come and get him.
1424
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:39,180
Yeah.
1425
00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,180
Come on.
1426
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:43,180
I just rolled it down to you.
1427
00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:47,180
Yeah, I'd have been like, you know, big for day.
1428
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,180
I'm like, you know.
1429
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:53,180
Yeah, the other climate was right because the other climate was ready.
1430
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:55,180
Why wasn't he just like follow us?
1431
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,180
Yeah.
1432
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180
I was like, yeah.
1433
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,180
Yeah.
1434
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:00,180
Yeah, he's going there when they get to you.
1435
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,180
I don't know more or what.
1436
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:02,180
Football.
1437
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:03,180
I mean, I really what's.
1438
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:05,180
I mean, I understand people like to do that.
1439
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,180
I ain't going to climb the mountain.
1440
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,180
No, no.
1441
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:08,180
No.
1442
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,180
Because I'm not that guy.
1443
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:10,180
Not that mountain climber.
1444
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,180
I'm not that guy.
1445
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:21,180
Why am I going to try to do it and fail the first time if there's really a little little rolling down?
1446
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,180
I'm your man.
1447
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,180
Yeah.
1448
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:30,180
If it's rolling down there, if there's a hill, you need rolling down Fred or a hole in your yard where you're like,
1449
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:32,180
which I can find something to put in that hole.
1450
00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,180
I got you.
1451
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:34,180
Yeah.
1452
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,180
I know.
1453
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:36,180
I'm getting.
1454
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:40,180
I'll be right there or on the road right now.
1455
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,180
That hill and flattened that land for you.
1456
00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:43,180
Grading.
1457
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,180
I can do it.
1458
00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:48,180
Laying clearing and grading is what I do almost.
1459
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,180
Personally.
1460
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,180
Personal land grading.
1461
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:51,180
All right, Fred.
1462
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:53,180
You got another one for us?
1463
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:54,180
Yeah.
1464
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:55,180
I got one more.
1465
00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:56,180
Okay.
1466
00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:57,180
So do you remember?
1467
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,180
I think it's begging in 90s.
1468
00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:07,180
That guy's Mark Morrison came out with the song Return.
1469
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:08,180
We're turning the Mac.
1470
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:09,180
We're driving.
1471
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:10,180
We're turning the Mac.
1472
00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:11,180
We're turning the Mac.
1473
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:12,180
We're turning the Mac.
1474
00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:13,180
Well, I'm giving my God.
1475
00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:20,180
Mr. Morrison, aka Rick King.
1476
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:22,180
He's in some hot water.
1477
00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:27,180
He said he got into it all the location.
1478
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:33,180
With the with the mail and blowy at the LeBarr and V.
1479
00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:34,180
Oh, my God.
1480
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:36,180
They have the bar.
1481
00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,180
Okay.
1482
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,180
They have the bar.
1483
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:43,180
I was like, I thought it was a French, a police influence.
1484
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,180
Yeah.
1485
00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:45,180
I assume it was a French place, too.
1486
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:46,180
Is it a French place?
1487
00:52:46,180 --> 00:52:48,180
And it doesn't say.
1488
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,180
No.
1489
00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:50,180
It's a strip club.
1490
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:51,180
It's a strip.
1491
00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:52,180
It's a gentleman.
1492
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,180
No, no, no, no.
1493
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,180
That's, yeah, that sounds like a very high end.
1494
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,180
A gentleman's club.
1495
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:58,180
But he's having a mail employee.
1496
00:52:58,180 --> 00:52:59,180
So I don't know.
1497
00:52:59,180 --> 00:53:00,180
Well, you don't know what that is.
1498
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,180
Fuller cooperating with the authorities.
1499
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,180
Florida.
1500
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,180
Police.
1501
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:05,180
Florida.
1502
00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:06,180
Hmm.
1503
00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:08,180
Please ask them why.
1504
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,180
Mr.
1505
00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:19,180
The expo's the morsel.
1506
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:20,180
Why did he slap the man?
1507
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:22,180
And he said he'd have.
1508
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:23,180
I.
1509
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:24,180
To.
1510
00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,180
Man.
1511
00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:27,180
Don't you know.
1512
00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:28,180
I need you.
1513
00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:29,180
Yes, you did.
1514
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:30,180
Yes, you did.
1515
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:32,180
Well, I'm glad.
1516
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,180
The.
1517
00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:34,180
The.
1518
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:35,180
The.
1519
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:38,500
with the board said the actions on the board said do you.
1520
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,980
The X was the board said do you regret your actions?
1521
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:41,580
Is that yes?
1522
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:43,140
I do yes I do.
1523
00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:48,180
Alright, well I got one more for you.
1524
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,620
Bry that was pretty good that.
1525
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:53,040
And Fred, this is from our dear friends.
1526
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,320
And local 12 in Lovekin Texas.
1527
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:03,680
Fred a man allegedly hit marijuana Easter eggs all across the city of lovekin and posted
1528
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,020
clues to find them on social media.
1529
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:09,080
That's right, this is a true hero Fred.
1530
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,760
Police said they're searching for a man who allegedly hit plastic Easter eggs across
1531
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:18,760
the city containing marijuana and posted clues on how to find them on his social media.
1532
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:24,040
According to a press release, officers received a tip about a Facebook account that was posting
1533
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,560
about plastic eggs full of weed hidden all over the parks in the city as part of an Easter
1534
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,360
scavenger hunt.
1535
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,360
I think this is great.
1536
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:39,820
First of all, before I go, this is what builds morale in a community.
1537
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:42,800
You send them out like yeah, okay, we're gonna just go do an Easter ago.
1538
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,960
We're all your kids get nothing.
1539
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,240
Or you can go, hey, hey, stoners, because there's nothing that'll, you know, that's the
1540
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:53,240
reason to go like, you're a starter, you're like, I'm in.
1541
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:57,240
And I don't know how to say he probably wanted to leave eggs, but they were too fucking expensive.
1542
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:00,080
So he's just like, I don't really need you.
1543
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,720
He's really really eggs.
1544
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:09,360
So the suspect posted four videos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the
1545
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,360
eggs.
1546
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:15,000
He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle.
1547
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,960
Officers found four and believe that he has not yet placed a fifth as of this.
1548
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:25,480
So officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter
1549
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:32,440
turned in the final exit of the department the next day, empty, having also found in the
1550
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:37,880
part for their release in total, the officers, you want to guess how much weed is in all five
1551
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,880
eggs?
1552
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:39,880
Probably okay.
1553
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:47,600
Let's, let's, let's just agree on a quarter, quarter total, a quarter of an hour and a quarter.
1554
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,600
Yeah, quarter.
1555
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:58,920
And the old man in the kitchen dropped off the eggs and went to the waffle house because they
1556
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,920
were.
1557
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:00,920
Oh, great snow.
1558
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,920
Well, and so bloodside eyes.
1559
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,920
Yeah.
1560
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:03,920
And we found this egg, man.
1561
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,920
Mm-hmm.
1562
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,920
A little part.
1563
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,920
Good guys.
1564
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,920
We looking for eggs, man.
1565
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,920
Yeah.
1566
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,920
Yeah.
1567
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,920
Absolutely.
1568
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,920
Good thing to do, man.
1569
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,920
Right.
1570
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,920
So what like you've gotten, you're right.
1571
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,800
I've gotten pounds, Harold.
1572
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,800
I got one true American here.
1573
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,800
Well, investors, I did, let's give this a hero name.
1574
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,160
Investors, I did find a Vontane Nicholson as a suspect behind the scavenger hunt by coming through
1575
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,480
his Facebook account, the release said.
1576
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,760
They also found, see, oh, see this where he got in trouble.
1577
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,400
They also other than the other thing.
1578
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:39,000
They also found statements referencing selling narcotics on multiple occasions.
1579
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,840
And in the post, he states whoever shocked with him, the day of the scavenger hunt would
1580
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,960
get hints to the location of the eggs of the department wrote in their release.
1581
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:54,680
So unfortunately, police have not yet been able to find Mr. Nicholson because he did
1582
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,560
an egg somewhere in the park, I guess.
1583
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,560
I don't know.
1584
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:02,120
I think he resources for a guy that wanted to share a quarter ounce of weed.
1585
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,120
Yeah.
1586
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,520
And there were criminals out there.
1587
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,120
And they worried about that.
1588
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,120
Dude, they got, you know, they got their priorities, right?
1589
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,120
Yeah.
1590
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,560
Mr. Nicholson or whatever is that?
1591
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,560
What was his name?
1592
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,560
I forgot.
1593
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,640
Nicholson, Mr. Vontane Nicholson, here he is on the screen, Alan.
1594
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,640
There's one of his little Easter eggs.
1595
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,640
I think that's great.
1596
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,160
He seems like a great guy.
1597
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160
That looks like good weed too.
1598
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,760
That looks like decent weed for an Easter egg hunt.
1599
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:27,760
Right.
1600
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,280
That's smoke it.
1601
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,080
I mean, yeah, that's smoke it.
1602
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,560
That's the Easter bunny.
1603
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,760
I did what an Easter bunny is supposed to do.
1604
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,760
That's what that's for the day.
1605
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:42,080
Yeah, the Easter bunny was supposed to bring you like shit for like new growth and
1606
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,520
bugs and whatever shit.
1607
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,520
Right.
1608
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,520
So, yeah, it was supposed to be used stuff to get fat and have heart condition, you know,
1609
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,320
it was supposed to be something good.
1610
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Right.
1611
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,440
So, there you go, Fred.
1612
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,840
All in all, what a fucking terrible Easter for that guy.
1613
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:03,560
What a terrible Easter for us because I would have loved to have breathed in that scavenger.
1614
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:07,360
I do feel like that's the only thing I'm like, who were the people who didn't get up?
1615
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,360
Who was that?
1616
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Get to these parts.
1617
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,360
Where's that?
1618
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,360
In Texas.
1619
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,360
In Texas.
1620
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,360
Texas.
1621
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,360
Texas is a man.
1622
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,360
It's a lawless state.
1623
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,360
Except for all the laws.
1624
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:22,840
Yeah, if it had happened in Austin, it would have been fine.
1625
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,760
Well, I just want to know, like, did no one go for these or were they just like they couldn't
1626
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:32,120
figure out and the cops figured about like, in my opinion, they should have never gotten
1627
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,120
confiscated.
1628
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,000
They should have never had time to get them.
1629
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:43,760
No, no, no, no, no, there was a lot of orders that day.
1630
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,080
I was fine, those eggs.
1631
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,580
You know, was it, was that a key or was it?
1632
00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:47,580
Yeah, was it a clasp?
1633
00:58:47,580 --> 00:58:48,580
That's a lot.
1634
00:58:48,580 --> 00:58:49,580
A clasp key.
1635
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:50,580
A clasp key.
1636
00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:51,580
A clasp key.
1637
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:59,700
No, you know, I mean, they won't count was a guy can't remember.
1638
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:02,200
Well, I think it was like, it was a clasp, clasp key.
1639
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:03,200
Yeah.
1640
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:10,560
I mean, the cops figured out before like, they're probably the people that knew about it.
1641
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:16,960
We're stoners and they got I am like, I'm like, I'm going to find these fucking eggs, but
1642
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,140
then they're like, I'm going to get out of the house.
1643
00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:20,140
Yeah.
1644
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,140
Yeah.
1645
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,640
And go to the park where it's sunny.
1646
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,640
So it grows down.
1647
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,640
Yeah.
1648
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,640
Yeah.
1649
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,640
Yeah.
1650
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,640
You know, it's my daughter, bro.
1651
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,640
Yeah.
1652
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:35,240
That's probably the issue that they had was he left them in the park.
1653
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,240
Right.
1654
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,480
Really kids, you know, that's probably the issue.
1655
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:39,480
Yeah.
1656
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:44,880
You know, if he had lived in, you know, QT, right, right, right, a bunch of things.
1657
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:45,880
Yeah.
1658
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,280
See there, you know, put it on liquor store.
1659
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,280
Yeah.
1660
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,280
Yeah.
1661
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:54,400
So Alan, do you remember your jobs for next week?
1662
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,400
My jobs for next week.
1663
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,400
Yeah.
1664
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,400
For the future, the near future.
1665
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,040
I think I got to go to tell him how to tell next.
1666
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,040
No, Terry Turbo.
1667
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040
Oh, yeah, Terry Turbo.
1668
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,040
Yes.
1669
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,400
Now, I also want you to volunteer Nicholsson on the show.
1670
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:11,600
I'm not going to find him.
1671
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,400
Just, I don't know, tweet him.
1672
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,400
Yeah.
1673
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,800
It's time, both times.
1674
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,200
It's pretty good.
1675
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,200
It's pretty good.
1676
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,200
It's time.
1677
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,200
Mike.
1678
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,200
It's got Bumble right.
1679
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200
It's all the same.
1680
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,200
You found it in the backpack.
1681
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:31,320
I'm, you found it in the backpack.
1682
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,000
I bet you that guy cusses, like a motherfucker too.
1683
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Oh, yeah.
1684
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Yeah.
1685
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,160
Is that a fucking French, man?
1686
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,160
This qualified me.
1687
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,160
This is one of the world's out these wedding.
1688
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,160
That's right.
1689
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,600
I want to win those games, but I'm going to watch them.
1690
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,360
And all the fucking suckers are going to.
1691
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,840
I thought I was going to have a suck, man.
1692
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,840
The dog.
1693
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:53,840
Yeah, exactly.
1694
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,160
This is an aim to sell.
1695
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,160
All right.
1696
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,160
We're going to get out of here.
1697
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,360
We will be back next week with a brand new show.
1698
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,360
And who knows what else?
1699
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,360
Oh, shit.
1700
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,360
I forgot to talk about one thing.
1701
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360
I guess we can.
1702
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,360
You want to talk about it?
1703
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
You want to wait?
1704
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,360
Yeah.
1705
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
Go ahead.
1706
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,360
All right.
1707
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,440
Real quick, because I just want to, it's just a subject that's fresh in the news.
1708
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,440
I wanted to see.
1709
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:18,160
What do you guys opinion on the hundred people versus one eight debate?
1710
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:23,480
I've seen this eight of those.
1711
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,480
I know Fred's in it.
1712
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,480
Oh, yeah.
1713
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,480
You go online.
1714
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:34,000
And people were saying, could a hundred people, if they were dedicated, kill or like beat
1715
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,760
an ape in battle, and combat, yes.
1716
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,760
Yeah.
1717
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,800
Yeah, I think so.
1718
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,800
I think so.
1719
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,960
No, I think it's in a hundred people, man.
1720
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,440
That's a lot of people.
1721
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440
That's a lot of people.
1722
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440
I think it's a little bit.
1723
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:56,640
Dude, man, silverback, he just, he's, he's, no, no, no, no, the first couple guys go get
1724
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,200
fucked up, but you got, I mean, that's going to happen.
1725
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,200
It's a hundred dudes.
1726
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,200
That's the advantage.
1727
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,600
No, we're talking a hundred like, yeah, what's happened?
1728
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,600
You got dog power.
1729
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,840
Just a hundred, a hundred dudes, man.
1730
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,080
A hundred, a hundred silverbacks, for every one of the life.
1731
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:17,280
I'd say the silver, I mean, the silverback has to compete against other silverbacks, but
1732
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,020
it does have to compete in a hundred at one.
1733
01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:21,580
A hundred, yeah.
1734
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:23,080
Yeah, he's not competing.
1735
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:29,580
I think that I think our superior intellect is what would eventually, I think what's, because
1736
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,920
I think you want to come down to it.
1737
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:41,480
Dude, you mean, unless you send in Rocky Balboa, you send, how many people, Adam, that he
1738
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,480
can't kill them all.
1739
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,480
Yeah.
1740
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,480
Yeah.
1741
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:51,320
He'll tear a couple of humans apart and get their arms and beat the shit out of all the
1742
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,320
other ones.
1743
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,320
But he's going to get tired.
1744
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,320
Yeah.
1745
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,320
Yeah.
1746
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,320
I mean, you got to think dude, it's pretty tiring to kill.
1747
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,320
We're still in waves.
1748
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,320
He's getting tired.
1749
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,320
He's getting tired.
1750
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,320
He's getting tired.
1751
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,320
He's getting tired.
1752
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,320
He's getting tired.
1753
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,320
He's getting tired.
1754
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,320
But if you send them all at one time, you know, by the time he gets to the eight last 20
1755
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:13,760
guys, he gets tired, he's still going to send them 25 at a time.
1756
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,360
You know, I think I'm going to get tired.
1757
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,880
I think I think they can take them.
1758
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,800
Now if you send the 100, my ties in their prime, I think a hundred dudes.
1759
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,800
I think 100, I think if you're looking at a cross-section of humanity, 100 adults, you
1760
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,160
would have enough that are like strong enough that are capable.
1761
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,160
And yeah, I think you can do it.
1762
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,160
I mean, you've been to the zoo.
1763
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,160
You see one of them silver racks?
1764
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,160
Yeah, I've been to the zoo.
1765
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,760
Dude, when they walk, you can hear the good, good, good, good.
1766
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:40,760
Sure.
1767
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,160
When they're walking, when I, when I see them, they, I see them.
1768
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,640
They're only digging in a bit.
1769
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:46,640
Yeah, dude.
1770
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,640
There's throwing shit at people.
1771
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,640
Yeah.
1772
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,640
They've been like, "Ah, see, see, see, see, see."
1773
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640
100 dudes can do that.
1774
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,320
Yeah, they just can do that.
1775
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,320
Yeah, shit, I did grow.
1776
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,320
Imagine that.
1777
01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:00,040
Imagine us all throwing our shit, throwing shit at the monkey.
1778
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,040
The same time.
1779
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,600
See him, see him, see him, what were you thinking about that?
1780
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,600
I bet no one's ever had that.
1781
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,640
So, look at nasty.
1782
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,200
All right, guys, let's, sorry.
1783
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,200
See, cover him in the chair.
1784
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,200
How you see that video?
1785
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,200
That's so generous.
1786
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,200
The lady that said that we don't chant the zoo and the, the monkey throws the shit in
1787
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,200
and turns the face.
1788
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,200
Yes.
1789
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,200
Ah.
1790
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,200
I have seen that.
1791
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,200
And it's great.
1792
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,200
That's what it's all about.
1793
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,200
That's what the internet's for.
1794
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,200
Grandma, no.
1795
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200
Right.
1796
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,200
So there you go.
1797
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,200
Right.
1798
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:40,200
Well, I think, like you said, for the record, I think we can take it.
1799
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:46,200
However, that being said, I will would prefer not to be one of the first 10 or 20 people.
1800
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,200
Yeah.
1801
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,200
I'm going to lay it.
1802
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,200
I'm going to lay it.
1803
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,200
I am 100.
1804
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,200
I'm going to be like, sorry, guys.
1805
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,200
I'm the brains here, guys.
1806
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,200
I can't.
1807
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,200
Yeah.
1808
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,200
I'm keeping from running away.
1809
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,200
Well, the 99th one is killed.
1810
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,200
You're like, let's strike a deal, Mr.
1811
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Hey, buddy.
1812
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
Good.
1813
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,200
Hey, hey.
1814
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,200
I feel, I know what it feels like to be.
1815
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,200
Let's take this shoulder over.
1816
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,200
All right.
1817
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,200
All right.
1818
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,200
Well, yeah, me and man and eight as one.
1819
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,200
All right.
1820
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:23,200
We'll get out of here and we will see you next week with a brand new episode of the DLC podcast.
1821
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,200
Thanks for listening and good night.
1822
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,200
Good night.
1823
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,200
You'll see you later.
1824
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,200
Yeah.
1825
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,200
See you.
1826
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,200
My voice can blow.
1827
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,200
We are laughing.
1828
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:39,200
We are laughing.
1829
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,200
And we are very good friends.
1830
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,200
Good vibes.
1831
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,200
Sharing a special moment.
1832
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1833
01:05:45,200 --> 01:06:00,200
That's it, man.
1834
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,200
Game over, man.
1835
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,200
That's game over.
1836
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,200
Just hang loose, blood.
1837
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,200
You're gonna catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna miss you.
1838
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1839
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:14,200
Oh, what a baby.
1840
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,200
Come on, what in here?
1841
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1842
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,200
Well, thanks all, folks.
1843
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,200
I still love you, sir.
1844
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,200
Baby.
1845
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,200
God damn it.
1846
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1847
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,200
I don't worry.
1848
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Nobody's listening, anyway.
1849
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,200
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1850
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,200
Surely you can't be serious.
1851
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,200
I am serious.
1852
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,200
And don't call me sure.
1853
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,120
(crickets chirping)