The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is back with another hilarious and chaotic episode, aptly titled "Autistic Butts." Join us as we tackle everything from time-share scams and raging controversies to conspiracy theories and the NBA draft debacle. Packed with laughs, hot takes, and plenty of unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you don't want to miss!
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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap the mail and start it in the morning!
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I'm making fun of you!
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With your most parkour.
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Featuring the Celts, we sound a threat and also belly on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show!
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Welcome, welcome one at all!
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180 permission of the...
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He's at least asking all his music.
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We're could just congratulate it tonight ladies and gentlemen, so bear with us.
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We apologize, but...
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We are in the 180th episode and that's usually where the things fall off.
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The wheel starts falling off.
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They say, that's what they say.
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We are, of course, like I said, the BLC podcast and we're the official podcast.
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People of Floglatha Tarradinata, which is...
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That's an acronym, Fred. I'll say it for you again.
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People of Flogus Taturnata.
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Now Fred, that's an anode, whatever I said it is.
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For the public...
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It's short, that's short for...
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The public institute bringing awareness for when white guys shave their heads and then they realize
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that Nazis are a thing again.
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Oh yeah, you didn't think of that.
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We're probably from "Poxhastic Live" from the "Belagial Easy Studios" scattered all across the U.S.
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You can catch us on YouTube, it's true.
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Facebook, BlueSky, all your favorite podcast platforms and our grants!
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Thank you, Me and You website, American's favorite podcast.com.
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Look for stickers on polls near you.
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Now, it's the one guy that can't take a vacation from that ass.
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It's Fred.
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Damn, okay, I guess so.
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I don't know what that is.
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You can't take a vacation from your own ass.
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Oh, okay, I thought you said you can't take a vacation.
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No, that is...
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No, my ass follows me forever.
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Almost ever.
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Sometimes it leads the way.
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And the man that Nazis hate...
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Not the easy thing.
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Yeah, they hate me.
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All of you!
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We hate 'em so many reasons.
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Welcome to the show.
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I'm gonna get that out on "O TV One Day."
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And they're like, "Ahhhh!"
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He's like the "O TV One Day."
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He's put a ring cap in a bag.
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So welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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We are so glad you're with us.
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Hey, you know what?
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Before we start the show, I do want to give a shout out to our listeners that are all over the globe.
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We have really had an uptick in, like, international listening.
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We appreciate that.
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And please forgive us if you are what...
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We are what you think Americans are.
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To an extent we are...
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Totally average Americans.
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I think we're above average Americans.
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Not a lot.
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I don't want to oversell it.
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I'd say we're probably 65 to 68%.
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If it's the average Americans, we're about 65 to 68%.
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One of these days we're going to get to 69%.
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And stay right there.
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That's where we're at.
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We're right there.
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You can be the top 1%.
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We want to be top 69%.
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So welcome to the show.
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Thank you again from all over the world.
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Being the new.
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That's a different language.
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We're so glad you're here though.
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And Fred, we're glad you're here because I didn't realize that you took a whirlwind tour
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around the world last week in between shows.
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You know, at that time of year when those...
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those pesky timeshare points start to expire.
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I refer back to episode, I'm going to say 123 for Fred's...
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For Fred's time share scam that he's a part of.
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It's time share.
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So like, you know, we pay for it so we got to use it.
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So like, we just took a like impromptu trip down the hillhead and stayed at the...
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I don't even know what it's called.
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They all looked the same to me.
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It's like all the same.
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You're so you're aware, Fred.
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Episode 123 had one of my favorite titles of all time.
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It's a Royal Decreame.
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We were talking about the Dick Krishm.
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In Tunisia who were listening to.
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Where Fred is saying is about five hours away.
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South Eastern South Carolina.
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Beach. Got there Friday about nine about 10 and then the place is all weird because like
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it's the streets are tight. And they gave us a batten of like you're staying here and
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like it took us like 20 minutes driving around in the dark. Am I gonna pop in them?
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Yeah, it's, it's really like yes, it's like they packet as many units as they can. No,
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it's like it's it's only like there's three like little islands while like code sex. So like
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each code of sex has like four buildings two on the side and you have a middle common.
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I've seen those guys like the courtyard area. Yeah, so like we can figure out which one it was.
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But you can only go the same way in and out and if there's cars and shit, you're
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fuck. Yeah, yeah, you fuck. Yeah, it is. It's tight like that though. Yeah, because that's
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when you turn it out into an end. I mean, the plan was like the place that we stayed was
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probably Gilligan's landing maybe two maybe a thousand yards.
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Not thousands yards.
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I'm a guy who's like 100 miles to the beach to the beach. Yeah, okay.
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Yeah, it's like five hundred yards. It's walking this. You can say the walking this.
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You can walk through you can walk through the courtyard and they have beat Texas.
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Okay. And so like that was the plan. We got there. We stayed up a little bit,
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played some games with the kids and then in the morning we're getting up. We're gonna go,
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we're gonna walk out to the beach. Yeah, yeah, no beach.
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So all of us, all of us, we did we know, we're going, we know we just, we're just in the beach.
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So we get out there and you know, all of us, we get it. We talk about right.
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There's no way we get it. It's just rain. There's this right.
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So we get there and it's overcast and low tide.
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Let's get out of here.
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So yeah, we're getting wet anyway.
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So what's the deal? It was right in it was right in and light and end of life guard was out there.
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And they were like, you know, get out of get out of the water.
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So I've been like, you know, the boss of me saying.
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So we were like, they were running in slow motion when they were talking to get out.
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Yeah, like we started to sit in one of those like fancy chairs.
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They had like the fancy chairs in the beach.
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Like a band.
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Oh shit.
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Like, yeah, I was like, this is what we're paying for.
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Then like, since I sat down, he got up, started all the way.
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Oh shit, this shit ain't. We ain't supposed to see it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. We actually look at the look. We look at the show. He's like, no, no, no, no.
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That's you.
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It's like, are you the Johnson's? I was like, yeah, Goddamn right. We are.
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Well, yeah, yeah, so we left the man.
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Yeah, we're Johnson. Yeah, Johnson. Call me big.
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So we love, we love the beach went to a strip club.
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Like she had to go get some, she had to go get something so we could get something to eat.
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No, we didn't want to, we didn't want to have to go get some food.
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They had to get, they had a thing where like she had to do something and they gave her like,
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so they had food on. Yeah, there was a restaurant there.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, free food.
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No, it wasn't a presentation. It was something.
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They were, they're arguing.
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They were.
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Yeah, you're more. Yeah, that's true.
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Right.
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No, that's later this year we got to go down from here.
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Give it a reckoning.
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They give it as a free week to go think through it soon.
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45 minutes, 45 minutes, you sit in a seminar.
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Yeah, that's what he's gonna say.
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45 minutes.
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45 minutes.
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So we get used to this for Freddy shows up 30 minutes late.
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Oh, okay, so she went to the end of the dock, dock,
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Garlic's on the beach.
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I assume.
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Yeah, that's right.
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We did like, yeah, and like soon we went back and we went for the head of indoor pool too.
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So we took kids indoor pool, let them swim and then we were like, let's go get something to eat.
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Yeah, and kind of like the rain it slacked off the arms in like it's risen a little bit, but like,
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and this place is just the order from the window and then it had like outside seats.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Yeah, you know, there's no inside.
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So like we order and like it's just chaos.
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We're here with three kids and you know, and there's a hundred people online.
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Yeah, it's a little bit of a few, that was a few.
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Yeah, and uh,
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so like we get they give us the little, they give us the little distinct business,
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business, business, you know, yeah, the buzzer.
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So we're sitting there waiting for it and try to keep kids occupied.
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Food finally comes out and like we sit there this little way on top.
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Yeah, man, so it's all tight and then the rain starts to pick up.
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Like, you know, and you're all tied.
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You can't cover it.
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And then I'm on the other side and did like it starts to pick up and then it starts coming down, man.
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I mean, it's to ritual.
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I told the kids I was like, oh, that was hurricane Bob.
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Not again.
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Not again.
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Yeah, what's up?
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They're kind of adjacent.
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Jason says, what's up, what's up, man?
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What is listening to Fred and his terrible vacation?
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Yeah, yeah, or great vacation.
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You're going to remember it.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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Yeah, most importantly,
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that one day at fisherman Bob seafood resort to eat because I'm
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my assumption is they had just hamburgers and hot dogs.
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Yeah, yeah, what'd you get to eat?
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Yeah, come on.
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Yeah, I did.
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Well, they had
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first day, one of that get first day, one of that get.
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Oh, did you get a hot dog?
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I did it in
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No, I got a chicken sandwich.
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I got a chicken sandwich.
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Chicken sandwich.
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Yeah, I agree with you.
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and then- >> And then- >> And then, Nathan, it's
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one of them.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, I got the busroom of Swissburg.
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>> Okay.
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>> Yeah, I got the busroom of Swissburg, that's a good time.
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>> So Fred, you're re-enterained for the audience.
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You're in Hilton Head.
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South Carolina.
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>> Yes, Hilton Head, South Carolina right on the beach.
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>> Right on the water.
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>> In front of Beach?
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>> Did you go golf?
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>> Did you go golf or?
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>> You didn't come.
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>> You're not talking about golf?
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>> That was the bad thing.
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I'm surrounded by golf courses.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's like the four golf courses, hey, and a circle around.
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>> But you had to come back, I mean, that was, you said you got, okay, you're
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out there for a night, Saturday, rainy, right?
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>> Right, right all day, you just kind of off it on.
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>> And then you come back on Sunday.
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>> Yeah, we came back on Sunday, yeah.
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Which was Mother's Day, so.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Mother.
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>> So there you go.
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>> But it was a good trip, I mean, I always like going down there like, towards the coast,
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man, I just like the atmosphere, the aesthetics.
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>> Yeah.
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>> When they ate at the boat house.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I knew it was something like that.
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>> It was always something.
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>> That was the, the, the, that's my life one of the Mother's Day, she's like, I want
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to eat at the boat house.
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>> I was like, I'll eat that boat house.
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>> There you go.
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>> I'll take you to the boat house.
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>> I'm going to take you to the boat house.
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>> I'm going to take you to the boat house, yeah.
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>> No, my thing is.
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the, the boat houses, the, the, the, uh, the, uh, The murder, uh, the murder, murder,
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murder.
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Yeah, murder, murder.
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Yeah, the murder, murder, murder, so when the youngest boy had their boats accident,
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like that, that's where the, uh, uh, that's where that's where that's, we're not this.
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Okay, I thought, that was where the boat had crashed the days.
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That's where they stopped it and got more drinks.
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Oh, they got more.
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All right.
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And then got back on the water.
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Yeah, the murder murders.
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So yeah, murder murders.
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Well, I'll lie to you a good time, friend.
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I'm, was the food of the boat house good?
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Was it?
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Oh, murder is good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, see you, man.
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If you live here, if you dropped, if you dropped, it's on the ground to eat there for five
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people right? Five people? You've probably dropped some bills? You've accidentally dropped
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some bills on the ground. How many do you think you would've dropped it? You could take
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a turn, though.
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I don't think we spent 100 dollars. Really? That's a great deal. I think it's going to'm
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a thousand. Yeah, because like I got the breakfast platter. Yeah. And what we really want,
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I have breakfast because my wife and it is people play. They've got the sushi. They got
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sushi. Yeah, firecracker roll. Yeah, firecracker roll. And this is the love dirty
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tomorrow. Yeah, I'm saying I mean sushi and scramble eggs. Sounds like a winner to me.
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America sounds like it's not the craziest. No, no, no, no, it's delicious. Oh, good.
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I'm glad you had a good time. Shout out to the house restaurant. If we ever know,
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head will be there, especially if it's cheap. If you got sushi and breakfast for less than
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a hundred bucks, I don't even know. That's another great deal. They had a buffet too.
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So you know, you got me now I'm in. Yeah, that buffet. All right. Next show we're broadcasting
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live from that buffet from the buffet under the buffet. Please, I just reach my hand
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up occasionally and grab something. I don't even know. It's gonna be great. Can't wait.
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It's gonna be awesome. Yeah, like, oh, it's someone's hand. Someone else is. I'll lie to you
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a good time. Would you go? Would you recommend Hilton head to anyone else? Or would you rather
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have gone to more? I don't know. No, I mean, that was fine because we could have went to
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the middle and I don't want to do murder. Oh, okay. So you had options. Oh, I would have
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gone to the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we listen all over the world. Murl Beach sucks.
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And they show you everywhere. But here they show these commercials and they make you
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look so cool and awesome. You get there and it is none of those things. So we're probably
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never going to be sponsored by Murl Beach. But that's okay. It wouldn't go anyway. I would
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bring our, I would bring our right. That would bring our ratings down. We got. We've
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never had a reputation. We've never done any of that. We're not reputation. Like we have
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a reputation. Exactly. That's the joke. It's made it worse than it is now. Speaking of
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ruining our reputation, I'm pretty sure that I have done something to ruin my reputation
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online and I don't really understand why. No, I didn't do anything sketchy. You know,
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we always talk about the album. He got an haircut. I did get a haircut. I don't know if
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that's what, oh, shit, that might be what did it because, okay, for like the last three
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days, I'm not even kidding you. I haven't been getting fed nothing but autism content.
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Like people were like, I have autism and this is how I tie my shirt and I'm like, do you
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think I'm autistic? I just look at that girl. Yeah, he did. He never looked at that. No, he
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looked at that girl and then he watched, then he watched the other sister. But I was like,
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I'm gonna part of that up. Part of that up for a little while. Yeah, I looked up for autistic
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butts.com. Well, come up. Now I can't help but think of that. That's funny. Sorry. Anyway,
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but now it's just like constantly, I don't know if like, like I said, I don't know how
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it got caught in. I don't know if I watched like the key video that they're like, if someone
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watches this video four times, they're autistic. And then I like watched it and left it on
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and walked away or something and now they're like, all right. Yeah. Not that there's anything
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wrong with being autistic. I mean, that's, you know, there are levels to it. You know,
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there are some people who are, I had to explain to my kids the other day that autistic wasn't
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a thing when we were growing up. You were just retarded. Yes. I was like, you know, like,
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that's the thing. And they, this is a lumped it all in, yeah. Altogether. Yeah, it was all together.
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Yeah. Yeah. It was just lumped it all together, man. Yeah, because that was so much. All right. But I was like,
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I'm full of retarded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see you on the little hand. Yeah. You got that little hand.
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I'm retarded. Yeah. Retarded. She's got a retarded hand. I just you can't speak English. You're
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retarded. I remember those days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Try it. I don't have to do that. So, but yeah. So I just don't
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know, man. Like I said, I don't know how to get out of this, this autism hole. I don't, it's got
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me question and things. It's got me wondering like, am I autistic? Like maybe a little bit? Because
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why would he keep telling me, I am if I'm not, well, maybe they want your money. Is this why everybody
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voted for Trump because they just kept seeing them over and over. They're like, maybe he's all right.
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Say it. They're like, yeah, you know, he's a lot more positive thinking, man. I'm telling you, man.
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I mean, just made me think of like, what does the internet think of us like, like of me? You know,
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I mean, not me like, I don't care what people on the internet. What does the internet itself,
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the magic and the vomit of machines? Yeah. Like because it feeds you content. Like, okay, so Fred,
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like, what is your, so I don't do TikTok, right? And that's, you know, we talked about that a lot.
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You guys send me TikTok links. I'd go, ha, ha, but I never watch them because I don't do TikTok.
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Sure, they're hilarious. But I'm just saying the same thing happens when kids send me like,
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dad checks out my, don't do TikTok. Sorry. Like send it to me on an old man platform, like
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Facebook Reels. Yeah, I'm gonna put them in my space. That would be awesome. But,
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no, it just made me think like, it's until like my Reels are like, if I had to, if I had to like say,
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okay, it's boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like the cadence for me, it would be, it would be
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usually like, let's be honest here. Food is probably like five things. So it's like food.
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Let's see. And then I've been like, go into gym. So like, looking up stuff. So it'll be like,
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a little bit of workout. And then it'll be like, probably food again, maybe like a little basketball.
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And then some random crazy bullshit. Like that, you don't know. And that's the, I think that's the
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trigger, right? So like, they're like, oh, if this guy likes this crazy bullshit,
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we're gonna like keep giving him the crazy bullshit.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Well, that's one thing I don't like, I don't like nothing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Like, I've hardly liked anything.
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>> Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, like, but no, not like, like, like, click like, they don't care about
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this one. It's the how long you're on the baby. >> Yeah, they don't care about the likes, they
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care about the, how long the duration. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah, every time multiple times.
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>> Yeah. Especially if you want to talk. >> Yeah, you want to talk.
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>> Man, TicToc's algorithm is perfect. You can watch something for five minutes. And
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the next thing you know, it's like a hundred videos of the same thing. >> Right.
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>> Yeah, and that's how they could, and that's why I'm wondering like, what did I watch?
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They made, I know what I watched for food, right? >> That girl, man.
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>> That's a girl. >> What you have watched the food show that the cook or something was autistic.
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>> I don't think that that's a thing.
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>> Would you like to watch that? >> Okay.
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>> Something like that. >> I don't mean it in a bad way.
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>> I don't know. That is a bad thing or not.
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>> No, it's not a good thing. >> I mean, they, they,
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it's called the Tism Kitchen. >> Yeah.
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>> Well, the go, you know, they had things. >> All the ingredients like that.
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>> That's a show time.
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>> We lost two viewers. >> I know that we can't, we lost like two viewers.
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>> The zero immediately. >> Because they were tied, I see.
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>> Oh, Todd. >> Todd.
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>> Oh my god. >> So good. >> Save.
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>> Yeah, so, Frank, my question to you and Alan is, what is your like, feed look like on an
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average? I know it's a lot to think about. >> Okay.
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>> Let me see. >> I got my, yeah, that's my sample, my,
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>> You all do it line the first. >> Okay, go through it line.
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>> All right, under our first thing, Vintey.
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>> Okay, that's it. >> No, that's it.
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>> It's so, 10, 10 unforgettable David Lee Roth moments.
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That's mostly music. >> What do you, what do you own?
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>> On YouTube. >> What do you, you're on YouTube, okay.
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>> Yeah, well, I'm on, I'm on the TikTok.
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And my first one is like some people making a,
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right to Jim Stone's skip, I, I think I got. >> Comedy.
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>> Comedy. >> Yeah, it's comedy, it's comedy.
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>> Yeah, let me see what my tech target is.
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My second one is another right to some, it's actually,
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it's the correct response when we impressed at it's a,
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Mr. T and, it's basically, it's comedy, it's like a Mr. T, whatever.
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>> Gotcha, okay, I don't know if we can show that now we're going to be monetized now.
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I don't know how that works, I don't know.
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>> No, it's not an, it's not an, it's not an Aaron's commercial, so we're good.
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>> Right, okay, that's really, that's my third one is the golf video.
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>> Okay, see that makes sense, right?
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>> That makes sense, yeah. >> And I think, the reason, the reason
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Rice's Jim Stone's came up because I shared Uncle Baby Billy clip with the, with the friend of mine,
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so like, that's why I'm getting a lot of Jim Stone. >> So the gotcha.
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I mean, they, they, they've been, they've been clips are funny.
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Especially the one. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> You shoot the bird and drives off and goes. >> Oh, no, there he is.
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>> He drive that M3 and he drives, clips the trailer.
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>> Yeah, the one I said was, the one I said was, he slapped his wife on the butt,
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as he pooted. >> As he put it, he was like, that's his, yeah, that's his,
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>> You got to go, you got to go, yeah, watch that thing now, no, watch it.
466
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,400
>> Damn, one of them is brick women.
467
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,800
>> Because he just,
468
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,560
>> What is he, he was like, >> Everything that guy is it,
469
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:24,520
what, what, what for God, yeah, everything he's in, he's got that action,
470
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:30,760
you know, he's, he's got the, he was Rayland, Rayland, now, come from the holler, okay.
471
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:36,520
He, he, he host the SNL the other night, does not talk like that.
472
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:41,560
Or maybe he does and, >> Why not?
473
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,600
>> Because he's from Tennessee.
474
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:48,920
>> Yeah. >> Yeah, he's from like, Tennessee Kentucky, he's, yeah, he's a Southern boy, so like,
475
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:55,720
but like, everything he's in, fall out, fall out, the boom.
476
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,920
>> Right, he's leaving.
477
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,840
>> He was awesome in fall out.
478
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:06,600
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, a man, he got the second
479
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,120
Emmett, the guns, a man. >> Guns.
480
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:14,760
>> Well, there's other more important things in the country.
481
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:20,760
>> Yeah, that, that's good. >> Yeah, that's good. >> I mean, again, I'm a man.
482
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:31,720
>> What, you, United States, you're not one, and you're not one. >> Yeah, one guy, you're great.
483
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:39,560
He's also, baby, I love that dude. I feel like white lotus head, he's good in it.
484
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,400
>> We'll get to it. >> But he's good. >> But every reason he's good.
485
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:49,480
>> Yeah, Ray, he's good at it. >> All right, well, we'll take, we're going to take a quick break,
486
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,880
and we will be right back with more of the show. How do I do a break out?
487
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:59,480
>> Well, you can't pause it. >> Yeah, bring it up. >> Yeah, bring it up.
488
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,200
>> Yeah, you got to bring it up. >> Okay, we'll put this on.
489
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,440
>> Yeah, well, we'll be right back. >> Yep.
490
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,800
>> New to my.
491
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,680
>> The Black Link in Collective Podcast will return after I work for my sponsors.
492
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:20,680
[MUSIC]
493
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:30,680
[MUSIC]
494
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:54,120
Welcome back to 188th episode of the Black Link in Collective Podcast.
495
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,360
I did not give the guys any notice that we were coming back, but that's how we're
496
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,840
none of them, maybe I don't know how to do that. That's why I'm not the producer,
497
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,960
Brad, you were the star out of it, what he was. >> No, we don't even know who the producer is.
498
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:16,200
>> Well, Brad, you heard that this is the season for canceling.
499
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,360
>> Yes, wait, what? >> Yeah.
500
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,840
>> It's the TV season of canceling. >> I thought it was the other time.
501
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,880
>> Probably not, Gisley for us, hopefully, but I'd this rate.
502
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,920
>> They can't cancel this, baby.
503
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,320
>> It's right, can't cancel this.
504
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,120
>> They don't pay.
505
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:41,640
[MUSIC]
506
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:49,080
>> You gotta be paid to be canceled.
507
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,360
>> We ain't sure.
508
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,520
>> Well, how about are there any TV shows that people did get paid?
509
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,400
>> Yeah.
510
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,280
>> That might get canceled.
511
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,880
>> Yeah, I'm a list.
512
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,240
I'd like to weigh in if I've seen it or if we've seen it, and if we can,
513
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,640
>> Right.
514
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,440
>> If we can't put it on.
515
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:11,160
>> So this is one of my, my wife and kids, my wife, she's got the kids in the
516
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:18,040
list. She likes to like watch it, when it goes in B.C. shows, then this stuff is called found.
517
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,440
>> Is this like a procedural show?
518
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,800
>> What are you going to do?
519
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,920
>> Is that the dude that can find people?
520
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,960
>> Like CSI or NCI, where it's like, this happens, so we have to do this,
521
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,200
we have to do this, so we have to do this, so then they're fine.
522
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,400
>> Yeah.
523
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,840
>> Like a procedural, you know every episode is essentially is the same.
524
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,160
>> Somehow they figure it out.
525
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,040
>> Yeah.
526
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:48,520
>> Yeah, oh yeah, the worst one is, anyway, yes, found, do you remember true blood, the show?
527
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,000
>> Yeah, yeah, about vampires.
528
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,840
>> So, yeah, Tara, I can't, I don't know her name.
529
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,240
I can't remember her name, LaFayette.
530
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,440
>> Yeah, LaFayette.
531
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,200
She was this long, good show.
532
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,160
>> She's found about vampires too.
533
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,600
>> Yes, no, it's not about the vampires.
534
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,360
>> It's a good one.
535
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,880
>> Did it have montage?
536
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,600
Did it have montage?
537
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,640
>> I was using it.
538
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,000
>> We were trying to figure shit out.
539
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,560
>> Like they would have had to be more talking.
540
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,240
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
541
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,160
>> That is not a montage show.
542
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,760
>> Okay, so,
543
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,920
>> But it made me, my man's that morons was, it didn't make it two seasons.
544
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,920
>> Okay. >> They can also do, my kids and my, for real, this point.
545
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,880
>> This point?
546
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,440
>> We never know.
547
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,720
They put it on P-Car or something.
548
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,400
>> No, they, they ain't doing it.
549
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,040
>> Like you might.
550
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,680
>> My wife says, they ain't doing it.
551
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,120
>> Yeah, we don't want to get pulled too.
552
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,280
>> Hey, yeah.
553
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,120
>> I guess the season of that will never be found.
554
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:55,160
>> Sorry.
555
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,120
>> No.
556
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,880
>> That's good.
557
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,680
>> That was good.
558
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,800
So, these are NBC, by the way.
559
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,240
>> All in LA.
560
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,760
>> Suites?
561
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,480
>> These are,
562
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,280
>> These are,
563
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,240
>> The suit LA was just,
564
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:09,880
>> We tell LA.
565
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,960
>> It's, it's, it's, it's, it's LA and we had like four episodes, right?
566
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,720
>> That was first season.
567
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,240
They got one, they got one shot at it and like,
568
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,200
they didn't get the views.
569
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,160
>> Yeah.
570
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,800
>> Uh-huh.
571
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:19,800
>> They got one.
572
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,760
>> Here's my guys, one minute.
573
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,600
>> Yeah, look, look,
574
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,080
>> I have about two.
575
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,520
>> Make a marble rope that's so,
576
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,040
suits, like suits was a really good show.
577
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,840
Like,
578
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,480
>> Yeah. >> I binge did on Netflix and,
579
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,280
>> Yeah, I'm gonna say,
580
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,080
>> Make it marble,
581
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,120
>> Yeah, really?
582
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,080
>> I mean, you can really,
583
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,960
>> She was, she was,
584
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,880
>> Yeah, that's the old show.
585
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,680
She was then,
586
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,720
>> That's like,
587
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,600
>> Oh, that's right,
588
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,720
>> That's all I have here, saying that,
589
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,240
>> That's right.
590
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,400
>> Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
591
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,360
NBC shot, picked it up and tried to bring it back with suit LA
592
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,360
and did not take off.
593
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,400
Another one that,
594
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,280
they brought back from the old days,
595
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,560
that,
596
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,880
>> Mike, I really wanted to start watching,
597
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,680
nightcourt,
598
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,840
yeah, nightcourt got canceled.
599
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,880
>> I saw that, I wanted to,
600
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,680
>> Got canceled.
601
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,600
>> Well, see, Fred, maybe this is the reason,
602
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,560
I canceled,
603
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,000
because I feel the same way you did,
604
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,720
where I'm like,
605
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,640
I really wanted to start watching that show,
606
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,840
and I had never even been like,
607
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,280
>> I'm like,
608
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,800
>> But I like, in my head, I'm like,
609
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,000
>> I'm like,
610
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,160
>> Yeah, I'm like,
611
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,160
>> [INAUDIBLE]
612
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,080
>> Yeah, that's, that's,
613
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,960
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
614
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,320
>> This is like, I'd love to watch that,
615
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,200
but I'm not gonna.
616
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,720
>> Right,
617
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:34,520
>> Why they canceled?
618
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,080
>> I think that's,
619
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,840
>> [LAUGH]
620
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,360
>> We let them down, man.
621
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,960
>> Okay, we ruined it.
622
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:47,000
>> The other one I didn't watch this one,
623
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,600
I have no idea what it was about,
624
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,200
but it's the rational,
625
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,200
that's canceled,
626
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,720
and also Lopez and Lopez.
627
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,880
>> You give me a break.
628
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,920
>> That was getting canceled.
629
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,840
>> Yeah, they gave him a break, all right?
630
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,800
>> Yeah, they gave him a break,
631
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,840
when you canceled my show, I say.
632
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,800
>> You figure out most of the shows they canceled were
633
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,320
all reboots, that, you know.
634
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,080
>> I'm George Roy.
635
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,560
>> Right, yeah.
636
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,480
>> You got to start coming out with original shit,
637
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,600
that's what it is,
638
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,440
it's lazy, they got lazy.
639
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,040
>> Well, that's, yeah.
640
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,360
>> Yeah.
641
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,120
>> And I'm like, I will throw this shit on the wall
642
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,000
and see what happens.
643
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,080
>> Yeah, and see what's the-
644
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,520
>> So that was just NBC,
645
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,480
that like, there-
646
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,600
>> That was just NBC.
647
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,800
>> Okay,
648
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,280
are there any other notable cancellations?
649
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,080
>> I don't know.
650
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:35,320
>> Yes.
651
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's-
652
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,600
>> Oh, nice.
653
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,160
>> Good, good, a bit.
654
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,880
CBS, I didn't watch this, I don't watch these shows.
655
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,560
FBI most wanted it.
656
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,040
>> I can tell you, I can't watch anything.
657
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,040
I don't think I watched anything on CBS.
658
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,520
Football.
659
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,960
>> Yeah, no, yeah, football, that's about it.
660
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
661
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,560
>> I do watch local news.
662
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,280
I like, I watch local news on CBS.
663
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,080
>> Okay, well, that's fair.
664
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,200
>> Local news is fine.
665
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,280
>> Yeah, but that's local news, that's not CBS.
666
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,680
>> That's only because I got-
667
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,560
>> Right, right.
668
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,320
Yeah, there's a big one,
669
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,680
there's a big one, my mom used to watch the show,
670
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,400
or yeah, she did, she watched the show,
671
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,400
and they cancel it now.
672
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,840
Starring Queen Latifa.
673
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,680
>> Oh, that's right, he was like that.
674
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,920
>> Yeah, yeah, I used to watch he-
675
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,320
>> I used to watch the show, so probably-
676
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,560
>> I used to watch the original one in Spanish.
677
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:38,040
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
678
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,080
>> With the white guy, with the-
679
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,440
>> Do you know why they cancel that show, Brad?
680
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,240
>> No.
681
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,520
>> Because Trump today said he invented the word called equalizer.
682
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,200
>> I'm not even kidding.
683
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,880
But yesterday he gave out, he was like, I invented a word.
684
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,720
It's called equalizer.
685
00:36:55,720 --> 00:37:00,920
The network was like, dude, no matter if the show is good,
686
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,480
Trump put himself in the pit, we're canceling it.
687
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,000
>> Fuck, what's he was doing?
688
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,680
>> The diva's like, what the fuck?
689
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,960
>> Yeah, what the fuck?
690
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,840
>> What the fuck?
691
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,320
>> Mr. Joe yesterday at Queen Latifa, so we need your money back,
692
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,600
we need all of our money back.
693
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,440
>> She's like, we can smell it with an ass.
694
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:20,920
>> Please don't let me go back and do taxi, too, with Jimmy Fallon.
695
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,440
>> No, no.
696
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:28,040
>> Hey, good for Queen Latifa, man, she's made a career out of her heart.
697
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,040
>> Yeah, no, Queen Latifa, man.
698
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,840
>> Yeah, no, you can't.
699
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,960
>> No, respect that, yeah.
700
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,800
>> Yeah, shit, man.
701
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,360
>> When she first came out, when she was rapping,
702
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,520
and she was like, when she did her video, she was like one of the first chicks
703
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,600
that was actually riding a speed bike.
704
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,600
Remember, she was doing the donuts, and I can't remember what video that was.
705
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,320
>> Oh, yeah, I know it's dumb, man.
706
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,040
>> I don't know.
707
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:52,840
>> I was black and white, wouldn't it?
708
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,000
>> Yeah, I think it was like, I did fall in love, I was like, damn, that bitch can rap.
709
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,480
>> Yeah, I love two.
710
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,040
>> Oh, and so-
711
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,280
>> David Wei and I see series.
712
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,800
>> Okay.
713
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,360
>> Yeah.
714
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,600
>> David Wei and series pop-and-watches.
715
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,640
>> Yeah, that was so good.
716
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,760
>> I don't know what that is.
717
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,520
>> I don't think I think it was only one season, too.
718
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,200
>> I mean,
719
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:26,360
man, they have so many shows, because every year, it's like this, where there's
720
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,120
two dozen, three dozen shows, and they're like, well, body-hosts.
721
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,760
>> Right.
722
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,160
>> Yeah, well, you think about it, it's like baseball.
723
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,840
It's the average for shows is really in the 200s.
724
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,840
They'll have 30 shows and probably, yeah, we're gonna make it.
725
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,520
>> Yeah.
726
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,320
>> Right, yeah.
727
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,800
>> Crazy.
728
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,280
>> So the last one on CBS is this is a
729
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:56,440
that's the entertainers sick of the neighborhood.
730
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,760
>> Okay, well, that one's been on for a couple years.
731
00:38:58,760 --> 00:38:59,800
>> Yeah, that one's been on for a year.
732
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,000
>> Yeah, that's been on for a year.
733
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,080
>> Yeah, that one had a good run.
734
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,680
Yeah, that one had a good run.
735
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,720
That one had a good run.
736
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,520
But never watched it.
737
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:13,160
>> Yeah, well, they didn't have enough episodes to go into syndication.
738
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,680
So they did over 100 episodes.
739
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,000
>> Right.
740
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,560
>> The white people used the face cloth when they watched.
741
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,800
>> She used the face cloth.
742
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,560
>> And he watched her face.
743
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,880
>> Watch my hands, was that a bad?
744
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,720
>> Is that a white guy thing?
745
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,040
>> Even your butt?
746
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,000
>> I don't watch my butt with my hands.
747
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,880
>> Get in the crack, which is it?
748
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,360
>> I used a lufa.
749
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,200
>> A lufa?
750
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,160
>> Yeah.
751
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,440
>> What's that?
752
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,600
>> It's like the fusion thing.
753
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,360
>> So what is that?
754
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,080
You used the sprundj thing to wipe your ass and then you
755
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,200
>> Then go straight to the face.
756
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,640
>> Okay.
757
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,320
>> Make sure.
758
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,360
>> I didn't make sure.
759
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,560
>> That's what I watched my tongue.
760
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,360
>> Is that a joke?
761
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,200
>> You'll watch your tongue in the shower, friend?
762
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,760
>> With the lufa.
763
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,480
>> Whatever it's called.
764
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,840
>> I can taste just today's spicy chicken salad.
765
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,560
>> Anyway,
766
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,400
well, it did Fox.
767
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:13,640
>> All right.
768
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,240
>> I don't even know up there.
769
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,880
>> I just don't watch TV anymore, man.
770
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,760
>> Then don't watch.
771
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,640
>> Well, FX.
772
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,480
>> Okay.
773
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,840
>> FX is more than that.
774
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,960
>> I did start.
775
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,160
I started watching.
776
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,080
I started watching this one on FX.
777
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,240
And then I found out I got canceled.
778
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,320
After I got two seasons in.
779
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,760
The old man started
780
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,760
John Liff Gow and
781
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,280
chicken tinkoon.
782
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,440
You have some fingers on chicken tinkoon.
783
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:50,520
>> I don't know.
784
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,520
>> Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff.
785
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,160
>> Jeff bridges.
786
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,480
>> Jeff bridges.
787
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,280
>> Yeah.
788
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,720
>> Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff bridges.
789
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,960
>> Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff.
790
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,080
>> My name is Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff.
791
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,520
Jeff bridges, but you could call me Jeff.
792
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,880
>> Okay, so this is a big one.
793
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,920
These are two big ones.
794
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:14,760
Big Daddy's.
795
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,400
>> Netflix.
796
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,240
>> From Netflix.
797
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:17,880
>> Yeah, Netflix.
798
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,600
>> Yeah, quick game.
799
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,920
>> All right.
800
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,400
>> Season three is last on now.
801
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:23,880
>> I don't know if
802
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,320
or season two part.
803
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,960
>> No, they're calling that season three.
804
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,120
>> Yeah, I think but I think Squid Game.
805
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,320
>> I promise season three.
806
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,880
>> Yeah, I just saw the trailer the other day.
807
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,720
>> Yeah, I think it's it.
808
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,600
>> Yeah, I think it's it.
809
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,720
I think it's stories.
810
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:40,920
I don't know that it got canceled.
811
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,800
I think it was like.
812
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,200
>> It was like it was in the story.
813
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,320
>> Right, right.
814
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,720
>> Yeah, and I think that's that's what Daddy is.
815
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,400
Also
816
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,520
going along with that is you on Netflix.
817
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:54,920
>> Okay.
818
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,040
>> Which I watched first two seasons of it.
819
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,320
>> Yeah, it's.
820
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,120
>> It was crazy.
821
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,920
>> It was crazy.
822
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,400
>> I don't like watching shows about creepy dudes.
823
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,560
Not because like,
824
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,480
not because I feel like I am a creepy, just because I feel like,
825
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,880
I don't know, I'm like, that's weird.
826
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,080
I don't want to know about this dude.
827
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,720
He's creepy.
828
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,960
Like, I don't like creepy people.
829
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,240
I like not that.
830
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,680
So why don't you show about it?
831
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,680
>> Yeah, except extra.
832
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,480
>> So yeah.
833
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,840
>> Yeah.
834
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,200
>> So we'll call that shows that are coming to an end.
835
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,040
>> Yeah, there you go.
836
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,640
>> So like Squid Game, you.
837
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,440
>> Into an era.
838
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,400
>> It's coming to an end.
839
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,200
They're ending it.
840
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,960
Stranger things.
841
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,200
>> Yeah, this is the last season of it.
842
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,080
>> Yeah, yeah.
843
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,680
>> Yeah, this is the last season of it.
844
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,800
>> 2026 I think, too.
845
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:45,240
>> Right, also the Conners of covers will end.
846
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,720
>> Well, whoopdied Amity.
847
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,120
That's the Roseanne Spinoff, where they had Roseanne
848
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,880
and the main Roseanne go away.
849
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,120
>> They go away.
850
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,720
>> And then it just came to show by the rest of them.
851
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,320
>> Yeah, it goes back to the next season.
852
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,800
>> They got like 45 seasons.
853
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,600
>> Yeah, yeah.
854
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,960
>> 45 seasons out of that, no.
855
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,320
>> But they got a rush.
856
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,200
>> Yeah.
857
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,080
>> Yeah, for, actually.
858
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,840
>> Everybody, white people.
859
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,480
>> Darlene.
860
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,560
>> Yeah.
861
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,800
>> I don't think nobody watched that.
862
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,320
>> Yeah, good man, good man, dude.
863
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,840
>> He didn't give it to my name.
864
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,240
>> He is, but he didn't give it to him.
865
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,280
When they fired Roseanne, he was like, I got Royal Jumpstones.
866
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,240
I'm good in that.
867
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,080
>> Yeah, I mean, he's funny, he's fine.
868
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,360
>> Yeah, he'll be fine, man.
869
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,200
>> He's good, he's good, man.
870
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,960
>> He is good.
871
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,520
>> He just couldn't be like, he's good.
872
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:40,760
>> He's good.
873
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,680
>> At the fuck out of my house before I shoot you.
874
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,520
He can't see that in the corners.
875
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,720
>> Yeah.
876
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,520
>> All right, so are there any other notable moments?
877
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,760
>> One that I'm, the one that I'm going to miss the most,
878
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,360
and I can't believe they're in in this show.
879
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,160
Sex Live with College Girls.
880
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:03,880
>> Only HBO Max is coming to an end after,
881
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,800
countless seasons.
882
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,880
>> No, it's a fact.
883
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,320
He's college girls.
884
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,680
>> The sex is on back.
885
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,560
>> Yeah, I'm sorry.
886
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,360
>> Yeah, it's on back.
887
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,000
>> HBO Max is next month.
888
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,280
They get a change, do you see that?
889
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,080
They get a change in back.
890
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,400
>> Yeah, they got a change in back.
891
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,960
>> Yeah, they're changing it back.
892
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,600
It's going to be great.
893
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,440
All right, well, I didn't get to watch that.
894
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,120
Maybe I'll put that on my list if it's not.
895
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,040
>> No, I didn't see it, that was just fine.
896
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,040
>> That's what started it, then it's over.
897
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,800
>> Well, yeah, I mean, that sounds like a great joke.
898
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,280
>> That's a great joke.
899
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,000
>> See, that's a--
900
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,720
>> Real sex 49.
901
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:36,520
>> Right, exactly.
902
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,280
This is how HBO gets you.
903
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,480
Is there like--
904
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,240
>> Roof, sex in the scene, real sex, all these things,
905
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,480
modern love, whatever they had to show.
906
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,680
None of this is what I signed up for.
907
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,880
>> No, no, no.
908
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,000
Now, if you wanted to watch sex,
909
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,680
you had to go to Skinnemax.
910
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,320
>> All right.
911
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,120
>> Showtime, showtime.
912
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,800
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
913
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,160
>> Richie Diaries in Emanuel Ghosts and Maze, which is--
914
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,240
>> Yeah, and ladies and gentlemen,
915
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,240
>> Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
916
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,240
>> Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
917
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,240
>> Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
918
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,240
>> Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
919
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,240
>> Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
920
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:20,520
>> But, Paul Fred, I think that HBO shit is for sure a conspiracy.
921
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,520
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
922
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,080
>> It brings me, which you know what that means, Fred.
923
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,280
It's time for me to spread the cheeks and open up,
924
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,520
which is conspiracy bungalow.
925
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,240
>> All right.
926
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,560
>> Spreading cheeks around your bread.
927
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:40,840
>> So, I have a conspiracy that is in no way related to whatever we're just not talking about.
928
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,920
So, in no way related to lady Jennings lovers.
929
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:54,760
I am so fucking mad at the National Basketball Association right now.
930
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,400
I am living with this law.
931
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,480
>> I don't even know what that means.
932
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,600
>> Yeah, so this is--
933
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,720
if we had if Alan had his thing, we could do the sports music.
934
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,600
>> I know.
935
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,560
>> He's not gonna do that.
936
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,920
>> Hold on, hold on, hold on.
937
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,560
>> Huh?
938
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,520
>> Wait, wait, wait.
939
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:16,600
>> This, this, they're all schooling it kind of works.
940
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:21,960
>> Sports, sports, sports.
941
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,040
>> Okay, there we get nailed it.
942
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,680
So, this is a rare sports section.
943
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:32,360
Fred, the NBA draft just took place or the NBA draft lottery took place.
944
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:39,240
A mere three days ago in the great state of, I think they were in New York.
945
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,040
I don't fucking know why.
946
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,920
>> Yeah, they were in New York.
947
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,320
>> Yeah, they were in New York.
948
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,920
>> So, in the great state of New York.
949
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,560
And the way, do you know how the NBA Law Draft Lottery works, Fred?
950
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,240
Or do I need to look at it?
951
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,120
>> No, let me break it down.
952
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,080
>> What's the law?
953
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,800
>> For those of you who may not know, I'm not understanding.
954
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,480
>> No, it's not like an affair.
955
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,240
>> No, no, no, no.
956
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,240
In the NFL, so well, that's great.
957
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:02,600
So, yeah, the NFL every year, the worst team gets the first pick.
958
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,240
And it's in descending order.
959
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,440
So, the best teams get the last pick, the worst team get the first pick.
960
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:15,080
It's a great way to keep what's called parity, which means one team can't get too amazingly great
961
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,080
while every other person sucks, right?
962
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,120
So, not that way in the NBA.
963
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:27,400
And the proof is in the pudding because this week, so, okay, so the NBA has 30 teams, right?
964
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,120
16 of which are participate in the playoffs at the end of the year.
965
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,960
The other 14 go into what's called the draft lottery.
966
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,520
And it is exactly what it sounds like.
967
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,560
It's a lottery.
968
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:45,000
So, you basically have percentage, they pull balls, like a lottery balls,
969
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,440
to determine who the draft order essentially.
970
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:57,400
So, the bottom three teams each have a 14.7% chance of getting the number one pick overall.
971
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,440
Okay?
972
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,640
Not that great at odds.
973
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,240
Right.
974
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:07,160
You would think being one of the three worst teams, you would get really good odds,
975
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,400
like better than 25%.
976
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,560
Yeah, put the name in it three times.
977
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,440
That's not really that.
978
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,720
Yeah, I mean, something, you know?
979
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,560
So, but so, you get that.
980
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:23,160
Whereas, let's say the 13th and 14th teams, who usually have done,
981
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,120
so the NBA also has instituted this thing called the play-in games.
982
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:33,080
So, in order to get into the playoffs, there's a little baby 14 tournament, right?
983
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,720
And then like the winners of the tournament go into the playoffs, right?
984
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:39,400
So, two teams win, go into, they get earned the right to go play in the playoffs.
985
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,160
The other two teams go into the lottery.
986
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,600
So, the two teams, and there's two on each side, right?
987
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,320
So, four teams.
988
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:55,720
So, those teams have anywhere from like a 1.8 to around a 3.6% chance of getting the number one
989
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:59,080
overall pick. Okay? So, we're talking about four.
990
00:48:59,080 --> 00:48:59,880
When is this right?
991
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,040
So, this is how the lottery works.
992
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,120
So, 14 teams, like I said, spread out.
993
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,480
And basically, it's just different varying odds.
994
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:12,600
So, the way it works, like I said, is the last bottom three teams account for about what?
995
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:21,160
45% of the chance and the other 11 teams are the other 55% chance that they're going to get it.
996
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,800
So, is it like names in a bucket?
997
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,240
Yeah, it's literally a lottery.
998
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,680
It's they pull a name out of a hat.
999
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,880
They pull a name out.
1000
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,080
Just like they have the spinning.
1001
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,120
So, the old shit.
1002
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,840
Right, 14 teams.
1003
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,960
Yep.
1004
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,640
Name in the book.
1005
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,440
Name in the book.
1006
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,280
Well, yeah, varying amounts of names in the bucket, right?
1007
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,760
So, like...
1008
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,560
So, some teams have more than one name.
1009
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,280
Right, right.
1010
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,240
So, yeah, so basically, like I said, if you're one of the three worst teams,
1011
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,240
let's say there's a hundred balls in here, right?
1012
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,240
Because that would make this an easy way to explain it.
1013
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,760
There's a hundred balls in the bucket.
1014
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,440
So, if you're one of the worst three teams, you get 14 balls.
1015
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:03,400
Each of those three teams get 14 balls in the bucket.
1016
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:09,080
The worst, the last team, the 14th team, which just is one of the four teams that just barely
1017
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,960
missed the playoffs, gets two balls in the bucket.
1018
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,160
Right?
1019
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,360
So, not impossible.
1020
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,800
But highly unlikely, right?
1021
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,400
Not highly unlikely.
1022
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,200
Highly unlikely.
1023
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:27,400
And it should be because the teams that are right there were right there for the playoffs.
1024
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:36,280
So, when they pull, okay, the first ball is who gets the first beat.
1025
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:42,280
Right. But now the way they do it, they don't do it the way that like that.
1026
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,240
They don't do it the fun way.
1027
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:43,720
They do it.
1028
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,480
They have a big presentation.
1029
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:51,480
And then they say, okay, here we're presenting the lottery, the draft lottery order.
1030
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,680
And then they say, okay, and they show all these people.
1031
00:50:54,680 --> 00:51:00,600
And they're like the number 14 pick goes to and they're like, yeah, whoever sucks, right?
1032
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,560
And then they go down the list and they get to the top.
1033
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,880
And they're like, okay, so that's the, they get to the top five.
1034
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:12,440
And then they're like, okay, the four remaining teams are like all lying for this chance,
1035
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,240
right? So there's four teams, they just break it out all the way to the floor.
1036
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,760
Take a long commercial break.
1037
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,320
Come back, talk about, oh, this and this and this.
1038
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,320
And then they're like, here come the top four, right?
1039
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,520
So, so this past weekend, I'm okay.
1040
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,080
So just,
1041
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:31,400
we do admit something to our audience and it hurts me to do it, but don't have a choice.
1042
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,080
I, ladies and gentlemen,
1043
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,960
and my Charlotte Hornets fan for life.
1044
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,760
I can't help it.
1045
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,040
They're my jets, Alan.
1046
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,680
Yeah, I can't help it and I can't change it.
1047
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,240
I love them.
1048
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:50,360
Hey, so I'm stuck with them and they're stuck with me.
1049
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,200
So the Hornets are historically, if you don't know about anything,
1050
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:59,800
I'm asking for the Hornets are historically one of the worst teams in the NBA ever,
1051
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,560
like ever.
1052
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,320
I'm all the time.
1053
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,360
Maybe of all time, yeah.
1054
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,360
Like, and every time they do a, like a survey of like, who's the best,
1055
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,400
who's the like the best run teams who were the worst run teams.
1056
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,440
The Hornets are like right there at the end every time.
1057
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,080
They're like, I maybe could have done this.
1058
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:21,400
So, but the Hornets sucked this year.
1059
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:25,400
And they were, I mean, as usual, but still sucked.
1060
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,520
So they were one of the three teams that had the greatest odds
1061
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,000
to get the number one pick or one of the top three picks, right?
1062
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:43,800
So the other teams that were in that position were the Washington Wizards
1063
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,880
and who are also really, really bad.
1064
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:53,640
And then the Utah Jazz who lost a bunch of players and
1065
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,120
aren't just not, I mean, they were good.
1066
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,720
Yeah, they're in the rebuilding stage.
1067
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,640
Right. So these are the two teams, like I said, that are like, okay, these are,
1068
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,800
these guys are the three teams that deserve it, right?
1069
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,720
They deserve to have a shot.
1070
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,520
So here we go.
1071
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,840
We start off the draft and it's like they're announcing it.
1072
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,560
14 is some scrub team.
1073
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,960
13 is like the hawks who cares about that.
1074
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,920
Like 12 is the bulls.
1075
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:23,320
And all right.
1076
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,200
So already, even though we're just a few picks in,
1077
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,760
they know because of the math that the teams that were supposed to be the end
1078
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,440
were not at the end.
1079
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,120
And the only place they can go, if they're not in the end,
1080
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,560
they go to the top basically.
1081
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:48,360
So they're like, shit, one or two of these teams may have jumped significantly.
1082
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,880
We'll find out as it continues to go.
1083
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,760
So they go through and they finally get to the top six picks, right?
1084
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:59,000
And they're like, okay, so we have the three teams, the Hornets, the Jazz and the Wizards,
1085
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,840
who are without a doubt the three worst teams in the league.
1086
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:09,880
And then we have the 76ers who are historically a really, really good team and who,
1087
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,560
until this year, were a playoff team every year for the last 10 years.
1088
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,960
But they had injuries this year and they got hurt.
1089
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,360
But then they had a very, very small chance.
1090
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,240
Like, let me see if I can find exactly their odds.
1091
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,520
But they were not great.
1092
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,680
They were probably like a 5% chance to get a higher pick to jump.
1093
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:34,520
And then you had the scene Antonio Spurs who got this phenomenal basketball playing
1094
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:40,520
alien two years ago named Victor Webanyama, who is seven foot four and is like an amazing athlete.
1095
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:47,400
Like, just as crazy basketball guy, he's literally, he's like a creation that was engineered
1096
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,240
just to play basketball. He's crazy. And he's really good.
1097
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:56,360
But he's, you know, he can't do it all myself. So again, we have these 16s, right?
1098
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,800
Three teams that you're like, okay, oh, and then the last team I apologize.
1099
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:04,200
The last team that's on the list was the number 14 team, which was the Dallas Mavericks.
1100
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:12,200
Now the Dallas Mavericks decided to trade one of the brightest young superstars in the NBA
1101
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,200
earlier this year to the Los Angeles Tigers in Wipodonchik.
1102
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Yeah, Wipodonchik.
1103
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:24,600
So who is while admittedly kind of a lazy ass and a little bit out of shape is
1104
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:31,720
ridiculously talented also. And like is a franchise player if there ever was a franchise player?
1105
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:36,120
So the Mavericks have went through the season to side.
1106
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:41,480
Let's trade Luca Donchitz to the Lakers. We'll get a 32 year old center with injury issues and
1107
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:46,040
a bunch of bullshit, right? And they're like, this is, this makes perfect sense because the
1108
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:50,760
Lakers aren't that great yet. They should be because they're more James, you know, the best
1109
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,920
for an NBA, whatever. One of who cares? I got dude sucks.
1110
00:55:54,920 --> 00:56:02,440
He's got two more years in him, I think, but anyway, so we'll see. We'll see what happens.
1111
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,840
Who knows? It would be fine because but so they're like, trade him, all right? And everybody,
1112
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,680
this happened like in the middle of the night, everybody's like, holy shit, what just happened?
1113
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:17,880
How did you trade one of the great one of the best young, I mean, kids 25 years old dude. He's got
1114
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,400
that was a complete show. He years ahead of him probably, at least 10 years ahead of him.
1115
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:28,040
Or a 33 year old center who has a lot of health issues. And even though he's really, really good,
1116
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:34,440
he's always hurt and they did it, right? So they were like, okay, everybody's stunned. Everybody's
1117
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:39,560
like, oh my god, I can't believe this happened. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, in spite of that, the Mavericks
1118
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:47,480
still made it to the playoff game. They lost to the play in game. They lost by like six points or
1119
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:53,160
something like from going to the point, right? So again, you're like, this is the best of the teams that
1120
00:56:53,160 --> 00:57:00,040
did make the playoffs, but they have minimal chance of getting to this thing. Nobody do. So the top six
1121
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:07,640
gets unveiled at number six. It's everybody's favorite, the Washington Wizards. One of the teams that
1122
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:13,720
had the three highest chances to get it. And people were like, oh no, okay, so we know for sure
1123
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:20,120
that one of these three other teams has jumped into the like, probably the number one or number two
1124
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:26,920
pick. So they're like, okay, well, let's just see. Okay, so number five is the Utah Jazz, the second
1125
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:33,400
worst team that equally had bad odds and were like, oh shit, okay. So the top four, this is when
1126
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,880
they take their break, right? This is when they're like, hold on, let's take quick break. We'll come back
1127
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:44,200
with the top four. So the top four are the Mavericks who don't deserve shit, fuck them, the Spurs,
1128
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:51,000
who don't deserve shit, fuck them. And the 76ers who don't deserve shit, fuck them. And then my beloved
1129
00:57:51,000 --> 00:58:01,160
order, the underdogs who haven't had a number one pick in literally 24 years. Yeah. And they've
1130
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:08,440
sucked for 24 years. And now keep in mind that friend. This year, there's a kid coming out of Duke named
1131
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:16,280
Cooper Flag. He is a great prospect, like great player, white kid could do it all. They'd love him in
1132
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:21,640
North Carolina. He's doing what you do, right? Right. So, but he's, he's the consensus number one player,
1133
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:26,920
like no doubt. I mean, you know, he's the guy you do. And that's how the NBA is a lot of times, it's like
1134
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:33,400
there's a guy and then there's some other dudes. So, you know, well, here we go. We're back from
1135
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:40,040
commercial, they're talking, oh, we're all excited about who could be the top four. Who could be the
1136
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:47,240
hornets at the number one pick? Cooper Flag. That'll be amazing. And unlike the NBA, because the NBA
1137
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:51,640
hates the Charlotte Hornets. And this is why I say, fuck the NBA because they do this to us every
1138
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:57,160
fucking year. So here we go. Let's show on the top four. Great. Here we go. Hey, number four pick.
1139
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,320
The fucking Charlotte Hornets.
1140
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:10,200
Not fucking Nammot. So, they even suck in the draft.
1141
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:19,560
It's not a surprise because I said to myself, and maybe I manifested this, said to myself, hey,
1142
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,600
they're gonna not get the number one pick. Don't get your hopes up because they never do.
1143
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:29,640
Yeah, you should never get your hopes up in life, kids. Yeah, I didn't think they were gonna get,
1144
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:35,160
I thought they were gonna get the top two. Top two. Top three. I figured second or third, but not
1145
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:41,880
first. I don't really mind. Number three, 76ers, like a six, six or seven percent chance,
1146
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:47,400
just whatever. Okay, whatever, fuck the 76ers. But then you're like, okay, so the number,
1147
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:53,560
the top two teams are the spurs who got, like I said, legitimately a once in a lifetime player,
1148
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,960
the greatest prospects since LeBron James is what they were saying two years ago, right?
1149
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:05,960
And then you have the Mavericks who obviously just traded away their best player.
1150
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:14,280
So they call it out and guess fucking what, our friend and Alan, the team that had a 1.8
1151
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:20,920
percent chance to win it, the Dallas goddamn Mavericks. Crazy. One, the number one pick overall.
1152
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:26,840
But okay, so yeah, that pisses me off. Here's where the conspiracy comes in. And I know that was
1153
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:35,080
a lot of build up for this, for this conspiracy. But the last three teams that have traded their best
1154
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:41,720
player to Los Angeles, any team in Los Angeles, and ended up with the number one pick the following year.
1155
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:49,320
And that's every word. Now how the fuck does that happen?
1156
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:56,760
I don't know. And then the thing is they train their players to LA teams and the LA teams do not make
1157
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:02,680
the they get eliminated. Yeah, they suck still. They suck still. But they're so important to the NBA to
1158
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:10,440
have the LA teams be good. Right. It is. It's a big party though. Right. The one of them has to be
1159
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:16,760
good, right? Like really good, especially. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shit about the players in LA. They care
1160
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:25,960
about players. So, you know, but I mean, the Lakers and the team, everybody loves to hate, except if
1161
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:32,920
you're in LA. Right. And then you hate them for for good reason. But so my conspiracy theory of
1162
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:39,560
the weak friend is that the fucking NBA draft lottery is rigged. It's rigged. It's a more than that out.
1163
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:48,200
It's rigged against America. Fuck this. So, it is as well. No, I mean, it's always been rigged. But now I'm
1164
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:54,760
a now it's officially rigged because who me won? Shame on me. Who me twice? I mean, so,
1165
01:01:54,760 --> 01:02:07,480
you know what I want to believe? You know, well, I mean, before they didn't make it obvious lately,
1166
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:13,560
and it's been really bad. Yeah. That's the thing. That's the thing. So because like Web and Yama,
1167
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:19,240
who the Spurs drafted, he was from France. And the Spurs had a bunch of French players. And he was
1168
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:24,760
like my favorite team is the Spurs and my favorite player is Tony Parker, because he was French. And then
1169
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:30,760
they're like, Oh, you get magically, you get to go play for that. You're playing with me. You had to
1170
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,440
go play with Tony Parker. Yeah. I ain't going there. I'll just play in the world.
1171
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:43,000
So fuck this. Oh, shit, man. Just saying, just saying.
1172
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,400
They got them free agents ruined the game.
1173
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:51,800
Yeah, I'm telling you, I can't believe how mad it makes me because it shouldn't. But here's the
1174
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:57,720
thing. Here's where the trick comes in. So after this, because you know, Jack, my son is a big basketball
1175
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:04,920
fan. Congratulations on being 13, by the way, your teenager. And that's crazy. But so he's
1176
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:10,360
watching it with me. Yep. He's watching it with me and you know, because he's into it. He's like,
1177
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,120
dad, maybe the hornets won't suck. Maybe they'll get the number one pick. They'd rubber
1178
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:18,600
butt. I'm like, don't hold your breath, son, because we're all going to die if you do.
1179
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:26,120
And so when they got the fourth big, I may have, I didn't do anything crazy. I punched a bed
1180
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:33,400
and I yelled, fuck the NBA and fuck basketball. Basketball is outlawed in my house.
1181
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:42,440
And and I was obviously joking about the last part because I would never outlawed the kids'
1182
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:50,920
favorite sport. But he thought I was dead serious. And he was like, dude, he's like, dad, you
1183
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:57,960
don't play basketball. I was like, no, you're a water polo player for now. And he's like, what is
1184
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:05,880
that? And I'm like, you throw a ball in a pool. I'm like, I don't want to do that. But I was like,
1185
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:14,520
I'm not taking away basketball from you. You idiot. I love you, son. But like, I'm just frustrated.
1186
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So the next day, the kids running up and like, you know, it's like, it was Tuesday morning and
1187
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they're like, dad, do we, are we really never allowed to play basketball again? And I'm like,
1188
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did y'all go to sleep? You never be able to play ball again. So that's what happened
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on the NBA, the NBA ruined my kids dreams. Yes.
1190
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:40,520
Maybe he'll maybe go get an NBA play for the Hornets, win the championship.
1191
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,800
No. And that's what I told him. I said, we were talking about that because, you know, he's
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a big basketball kid. And I was like, here's the thing, son. I want nothing more than the Hornets
1193
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:56,280
to win the, the La Laudery and win the NBA championship. And maybe someday they'll have a chance to
1194
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:01,080
draft you. And he was like, yeah, and I said, but if they get the chance, I hope that they don't.
1195
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:10,440
He was like, yeah, I get it, dad. I love you. And I want nothing more than you to succeed. And
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01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:16,680
that's just not the place for it. I get why the NBA hates them. Because everything they do sucks.
1197
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:24,200
They had Michael Jordan as the owner. Michael Jordan, the great basketball player of all time. And
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01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:31,000
they still sucked. How is that possible? All right. I got to end this because I'm just going to get
1199
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,200
this anger could go on. Yeah, Michael Jordan. Yeah. He's going to be a, what should we call it?
1200
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:41,000
It'll be on NBC. Yeah. And NBC is a commentator now. Or we'll see how that goes.
1201
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:48,040
All right. Well, one last sports thing. Yeah. After they're dead, now they're letting Pete
1202
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,520
Rosen, Shulis Jo Jackson. Yes, I did see that. Congratulations. I hope they both get in.
1203
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:55,960
Really? What? What? They're majorly basal. Oh, they're on the ballot.
1204
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,560
Yeah. Now that they made a rule that like once you're dead, I guess you can get in now.
1205
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:06,600
All your sins are forgiven. Yeah. So once you're welcome,
1206
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:15,720
a choir and say me so sad. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have to was die. You got to do this.
1207
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:20,760
I said, I'm not going to put don't even put. I mean, tell me the fuck the fuck the fuck themselves?
1208
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:25,720
Don't embarrass me upside down like kiss my ass. Yeah, that's what uh, 80 movies, uh,
1209
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:30,920
wife said, you know, 80 money, they never put him in the hurricane Ruhall fame when he died then.
1210
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,960
We're like, oh, we're going to put you in the Rugga Ruhall fame. And his wife was like,
1211
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:42,120
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good for them. Good for them.
1212
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Fuck the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Fuck the NBA. Fuck majorly basal. Yeah.
1213
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:59,960
Anybody was fucking awesome. And here came back with the damn guy go converses.
1214
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:06,280
Yeah. Two jickets. Four. Four.
1215
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:18,760
And shaking here talking about the boot shaking in the video. They're like, yeah.
1216
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:28,360
All right, guys, we're going to get out of here. We will see you soon. We'll see you next week with
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a brand new episode of the bike lane. We like to buy gas. See you later, everybody.
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01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:37,640
Wait, no, stay.
1219
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We are laughing. We are very good friends. Good vibes.
1220
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Sharing a special moment.
1221
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,200
Yeah.
1222
01:07:50,200 --> 01:08:07,000
That's it, man. Game over, man. This game over.
1223
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,640
Just hang loose blood. She's going to catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1224
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:21,160
Oh, what a baby. Come home. What in the...
1225
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,680
Well, thanks all folks.
1226
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,080
Last to the beast, baby.
1227
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:33,000
I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
1228
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,280
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1229
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,720
Surely you can be serious.
1230
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,440
I am serious. And don't call me sure.
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