Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

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Episode Summary

This week, we revel in the joy of being crowned an award-winning podcast, a testament to the unwavering support of our listeners. Get ready for an unforgettable episode packed with humor and entertainment. We kick things off with a quirky spelling bee segment that will have you laughing out loud. Discover the most Googled spelling challenges across various US states, and prepare to be surprised. Did you know that "pretty" was the most searched term in California? Or that "mountain" puzzled the residents of Pennsylvania? Our hosts dive into these fun facts with their signature wit and charm, making for an episode that's as educational as it is entertaining. But that's not all! We also feature our beloved Fredline News segment, where we delve into the latest and quirkiest happenings. From a Tennessee senator's unfortunate DUI incident to exciting news from the Star Wars universe, our hosts bring these stories to life with humor and a touch of irreverence. Stay informed while having a good laugh—it's the perfect combination! As we bask in the glory of our award, we remain grounded and committed to delivering top-notch content. Fame may be fleeting, but our dedication to entertaining and enlightening our listeners remains steadfast. This episode is a celebration of our journey, a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners, and a promise of more extraordinary moments to come. So, why not join the celebration? Tune in to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast and be part of our award-winning

Episode Notes

This week, we revel in the joy of being crowned an award-winning podcast, a testament to the unwavering support of our listeners. Get ready for an unforgettable episode packed with humor and entertainment. We kick things off with a quirky spelling bee segment that will have you laughing out loud. Discover the most Googled spelling challenges across various US states, and prepare to be surprised. Did you know that "pretty" was the most searched term in California? Or that "mountain" puzzled the residents of Pennsylvania? Our hosts dive into these fun facts with their signature wit and charm, making for an episode that's as educational as it is entertaining.

But that's not all! We also feature our beloved Fredline News segment, where we delve into the latest and quirkiest happenings. From a Tennessee senator's unfortunate DUI incident to exciting news from the Star Wars universe, our hosts bring these stories to life with humor and a touch of irreverence. Stay informed while having a good laugh—it's the perfect combination!

As we bask in the glory of our award, we remain grounded and committed to delivering top-notch content. Fame may be fleeting, but our dedication to entertaining and enlightening our listeners remains steadfast. This episode is a celebration of our journey, a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners, and a promise of more extraordinary moments to come.

So, why not join the celebration? Tune in to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast and be part of our award-winning journey. Whether you're here for the laughs, the news, or the sense of community, there's something for everyone. Listen now and experience the magic of podcasting at its finest. Cheers to many more incredible moments together!

Episode Transcription

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>> Parker: Welcome to the 170th episode of the Black LK

 

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Collective podcast. Tonight

 

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it's spelling bees

 

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and friendline news. I don't know, it's

 

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better. I bet it's better than

 

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that. Fasten

 

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your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy

 

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night. Alives.

 

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>> Freddy: Alive.

 

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It'done L.

 

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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective

 

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podcast.

 

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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping

 

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manless stories in the morning. I'm make it off.

 

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>> Parker: With your post, Archer,

 

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featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also elan on

 

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the board.

 

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Let's go already.

 

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And now let's start the damn show.

 

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Welcome, welcome one and all to the hundred and

 

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o. Okay, welcome, welcome one and

 

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all to the 170th

 

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edition of the Black Link Collective podcast.

 

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Yes, we're proudly broadcasting live from the

 

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palatial EC studios all

 

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across the upstate of South Carolina. And we're so glad

 

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you're here on this pre Christmas

 

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thing. I don't know where Allean went already. Great show

 

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already. So you can always catch us up with us

 

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on YouTube it's the Facebook Blue sky which I

 

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will post on there sometime guys and ah, all of your favorite

 

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podcast platforms and on

 

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blcpodcast.com which is our website.

 

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And now it's fart master

 

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general's Fred

 

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and he's muted so we can't hear him if he says no I didn't

 

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mute him.

 

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>> Freddy: He muted himself.

 

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>> Parker: He muted himself and he's just talking.

 

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we're three seconds into disaster here.

 

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>> Freddy: Now playing with me, this is

 

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what.

 

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>> Parker: The people on the Titanic sub as soon as they got

 

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in there like this might have been a mistake. That's how I feel it already

 

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tonight.

 

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One of the guys like too late.

 

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>> Freddy: To back out now.

 

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>> Parker: too late to out. We already

 

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recording.

 

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So welcome to the show. Welcomeet the rapidly

 

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sinking. What do they call it?

 

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Decompressing. Rapidly sinking and

 

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decompressing episode of the BLC

 

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podcast. Fred, welcome to this right

 

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that's.

 

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>> Freddy: Thank you.

 

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I'm here, I'm glad to be here

 

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and I want to introduce the man

 

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who don't far on little kids he farought on grown men

 

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Allen.

 

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>> Parker: OTV

 

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for a men.

 

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So glad you're here with all your

 

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gassyness is

 

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and we are proud.

 

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Fred, you may not know this and I know for a fact that Alan doesn't know

 

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this but Fred, we are

 

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proud to announce right off the

 

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get that we

 

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are now officially

 

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an award winning podcast.

 

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Okay, so they cheer for Alan when Alan says his

 

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name.

 

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>> Freddy: I was y.

 

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>> Parker: She was looking for that button. He found that button when it was his

 

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turn. Yeah, of course he was looking, looking and looking

 

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and looking like he had to move some shit around when it was arive. I am an

 

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award winning host. Right? You are an award winning

 

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producer. He. You like

 

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that? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, we're so

 

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proud that you guys all helped us out, all of our

 

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wonderful listeners and wonderful people who probably haven't

 

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listened before or after, but we don't care, by

 

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going out, rocking the vote

 

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and getting us elected as the king.

 

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A podcast in our area. I had a crown,

 

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but my kid stole it. It's a whole thing. I wasnna wear the crown because

 

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we're the kings, but

 

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because, because of our championshipness,

 

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I would like one of us. We

 

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have. All three of us are doing this tonight.

 

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>> Freddy: Guys.

 

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>> Parker: I'm just letting you know we're giving our victory speeches at

 

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some point. So I'm gonna

 

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let Fred go first because I feel like his is probably

 

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more well thought Al than Allen'so.

 

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Fred, well good. Welcomes to the

 

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stage representing Black l Colle elective podcast to

 

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doard winning Black elect the podcast.

 

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It's Freddy.

 

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>> Freddy: Can I, can I have some clips?

 

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Got some claps out and

 

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he's one.

 

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>> Parker: Time he booed you.

 

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>> Freddy: Okay, Goe. Thank you. Thank

 

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you.

 

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ladies and gentlemen, I just want to start off by

 

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saying I want to thank my

 

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wonderful co host and producer Alan and

 

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Parker.

 

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Bring far. Bringing the

 

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farts. Bringing the pain.

 

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I want, I want to thank the listener,

 

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that one guy who listens every week.

 

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>> Parker: Thank you, mom.

 

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>> Freddy: And voted like 32 times for us. Thank

 

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you.

 

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>> Parker: Thank you, Andy as well, I think. And, and the robots.

 

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>> Freddy: The robots. I want to thank

 

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Mike Tyson.

 

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>> Parker: Yeah.

 

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>> Freddy: I want to thank Bill Cosby and my man

 

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was Payton.

 

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>> Parker: All of everybody I've ever on the show.

 

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>> Freddy: I really appreciate you. You like us. You really like

 

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us.

 

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>> Parker: Really, really like us.

 

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>> Freddy: Ye.

 

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>> Parker: Now a word from

 

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so. So Fred.

 

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We're winners. Winter winner, chicken

 

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dinner. It's great. But,

 

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but here's the thing, Fred. Here's what we have to do. This is important for

 

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us and I think our listeners know this. All right?

 

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It's important that we not let this,

 

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this minuscule like

 

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water teardrop sized driplet of

 

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fame go to our heads, which we would never

 

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do. We never do.

 

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>> Freddy: That'mn to buy me a Leorghini right

 

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now.

 

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>> Parker: Right? I'm going to show them

 

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by the webpage that says we want it to be like, what does this

 

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get me? Hey, strippers randomip

 

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club in aut a Wednesday afternoon. What is this?

 

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>> Freddy: Get Photosh. Photoshop. Be like leading

 

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on a leorghini.

 

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>> Parker: We did it. I feel like that's what we should

 

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win.

 

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>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

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>> Parker: Yeah, Fred. So yeah, again

 

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somehow we're award winning but we really do appreciate it. It's

 

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amazing. again on a very unexpected

 

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however much hope for.

 

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So thank you for that.

 

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Moving on. Fred, how'your

 

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spelling ability these days? So last

 

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week. Hold on, let me, let me. So last week

 

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we really, really focused on Alan

 

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and all the things that he loves,

 

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like Words but

 

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not really right and other stuff. So this week we're

 

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flipping the script and I'm go going toa make his life hell.

 

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I'mnna make his life hell by going

 

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hard on the words and spelling right off the get.

 

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So get ready. How's your spelling, Fred? How do you

 

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feel? Do you feel

 

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comfortable? Like when you're

 

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say is what's. So what's a word that you're like that. I got

 

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that.

 

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>> Freddy: What like fat.

 

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>> Parker: Thatat three letters.

 

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>> Freddy: So fat. Fart.

 

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>> Parker: Right?

 

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>> Freddy: Father.

 

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>> Parker: Father. Okay.

 

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>> Freddy: That.

 

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>> Parker: Her.

 

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>> Freddy: That's fat her.

 

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>> Parker: O. you put two words together. Look at that.

 

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>> Freddy: I love where I love. I love that. Yeah, I love words

 

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like that. My favorite word to spell when I was in school

 

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was together, I'd be like, ooh,

 

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to get hurt.

 

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That's my favorite word. Spe.

 

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>> Parker: This is gonna go great. Bad.

 

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Because we have here a list.

 

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This is where we're going. It's gonna be great. We have a list,

 

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Fred, of the most searched

 

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spellings in each state in the US in

 

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2024. Okay, so there's a couple

 

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different ways we can do this. There's a few different

 

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ways we can do this. I can give you a state and

 

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you can tell me what you think the wor would be.

 

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But I think that's gonna be hard. Little harder. So let's do this. All

 

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right, we have four to six letter words.

 

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7, 8, 9, 10, 11 plus. So

 

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where would you like to start on this?

 

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M. Four to six. I think four to six

 

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is a reasonable place, right?

 

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>> Freddy: Yeah, let's. Yeah, that's easy.

 

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>> Parker: Okay, so for you. No, I

 

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think it's gonna be easy for a lot of people. I'll be honest with

 

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you. I'll be honest with you, Allen. So in the four to

 

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six letter state or four to six letters, there are

 

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11 states, right? That

 

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that was their number one search. Okay, what do you Think

 

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I'm gonna give you. Should m I give you the names

 

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of the states? Do I know the names of these states?

 

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Probably do. Okay so

 

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OK I'nna give you through okay now let me think you how to do this. I'm sorry we should have

 

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probably thought about this beforehand. I'm gonna give you a

 

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word. You fuck it. we're award

 

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winning. Everything we do is what an award winner does.

 

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Fred. From here on out a

 

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retired I thought you were like I thought you were stolen

 

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valorating people with your. Yeah, it's award

 

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winning. That's an award

 

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winning hat Fred.

 

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So any so Fred, how about

 

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this? I'm going to give you a word

 

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and I want you to guess what state you

 

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think it's the most search word. I would just.

 

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I'll give you the word spell it sound

 

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soundskay. We'll start with the easiest one.

 

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Go said.

 

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>> Freddy: Go ahead.

 

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>> Parker: This is not like a trick like o CL just

 

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regular old he said

 

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he said she said right. He said

 

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they said New way to say that.

 

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Yes.

 

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>> Freddy: Sa ID is correct

 

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and I'm going to say

 

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I'mna.

 

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>> Parker: You're going toa be surprised. What do you

 

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say?

 

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>> Freddy: Really West Virginia.

 

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>> Parker: Oh, you are this close.

 

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Really regular ass Virginia.

 

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>> Freddy: Regular Virginia.

 

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>> Parker: O regular boring ass Virginia.

 

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Not East Virginia because there's regular then west for

 

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some reason. That's okay.

 

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Yeah. Their most googled word. the word

 

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said. So Alan, I'm going to give you

 

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one and I'm. And this one. This one's

 

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going to boggle your mind.

 

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All right. So Alan, how about the word

 

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petty? I can use it in a

 

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sentence if you'd like.

 

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>> Freddy: All right, what is it?

 

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>> Parker: Our podcast is pretty award

 

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winning.

 

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I don't know if that's a property work.

 

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Prety. Pretty pretty. What's the word? How do you spell

 

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pretty?

 

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>> Freddy: Pre. Pretty. I feel pretty pretty

 

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prety. I feel witty

 

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and are e t t y.

 

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>> Parker: Look at that. Ding. Ding. If only we had a producer with a

 

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ding. It's okay. We don't need that because you know

 

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what? We have an award so we can.

 

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>> Freddy: Do whatever the fuck we'reard winning.

 

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>> Parker: We're gonna hammer this award into the ground this

 

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episode. Never talk about it again

 

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until get.

 

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>> Freddy: It right you I did hit the wrong button.

 

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>> Parker: Actually it works better for do this one.

 

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that one works better when we get

 

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to the big we're award winning so we

 

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we can do whatever we want. They can't hold us down so we.

 

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>> Freddy: Can use that one.

 

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>> Parker: Joe Rogan here We come. okay, so there we go.

 

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You were correct. You spelled the word pretty

 

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correctly. What state do

 

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you think search for that term the most?

 

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And again the answer will surprise

 

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you.

 

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M if we get one of. If

 

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you guys get one of these right? This is gonna be awesome. And we're not gonna go through

 

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all 50 states, guys. Don't worry about that. 49

 

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tops.

 

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There'fifty states now would you like me to read them in Alphabet a quarter?

 

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Because that is not something I can do.

 

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Just thinking literally any state in the

 

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United States.

 

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>> Freddy: Well, I was thinking of Minnesota with the United States.

 

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>> Parker: The United States. What? Yes,

 

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Minnesota is incorrect. Fred, would

 

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you like to give it a guess?

 

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The answer will surprise you.

 

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Vi gen you the EAS

 

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say Virginia.

 

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>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

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>> Parker: No, Virginia was the last. Literally the last answer. It

 

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can't be the same.

 

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>> Freddy: No, I said Virginia.

 

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>> Parker: you said Minnesota. I said Fred. Yes, and he said

 

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Virginia. Again,

 

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either one of you are anywhere close. Pretdty

 

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was the number one most Google term in the great

 

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state of Californiaa

 

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California.

 

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>> Freddy: Caliaornia.

 

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>> Parker: Here we go.

 

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>> Freddy: Four or five. A little.

 

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>> Parker: What about this Allen? Now Fred,

 

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you were the Allen did last one. Fred, you did this one. How about the

 

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word cousin?

 

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>> Freddy: That's gonna be my. Okay, see now you got me.

 

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yeah, this might be wrong. C O

 

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U S. I nailed it.

 

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>> Parker: Ding Long long. Good

 

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bye.

 

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I have to do the thing now. So. Yes, you're absolutely

 

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correct, Fred. And Fred, if you had to

 

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guess where what

 

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state in our great country.

 

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>> Freddy: Was googling cousin most

 

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telling me it's Alabama.

 

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>> Parker: Something tells me you wish it was

 

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Alabama.

 

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It's, it's, it's a state

 

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that a lot of people like and a lot of people hate.

 

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And if you said they were cous the cousin was

 

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what they you they like. Yep, bunch of cousin effors.

 

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What do you think? Allean do you have a guess?

 

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Florida. Oh, close, close

 

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again. No, it's the great state, of

 

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Michigan.

 

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>> Freddy: Michigan.

 

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>> Parker: Michigan only Searchon

 

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Michigan. Okay, how about.

 

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How about this one, Fred? This is gonna get close to home. Not close to our home, but close

 

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to some homes of people you like. How about the

 

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word and Alan can spell this one.

 

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How about mountain?

 

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>> Freddy: Mountainire.

 

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>> Parker: We mountain.

 

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M M O U n M T A

 

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I n Mountain. There he goes. Ding

 

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ding. so yes,

 

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correcttain. Now if you had to guess and this

 

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is where this is go going to hit close to home for

 

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for one of us here and for some listeners. Thank you listeners.

 

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Where do you think, Alan?

 

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Listener. Yes. Well, the listener once I

 

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assume they listen more than one listener.

 

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Yes. Thank you, Listr. Thank you. Thank you.

 

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let was s making a proper now at leastir. Thank you, sir. Thank

 

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you, sir. More spelling you say

 

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sir? Yes, absolutely. Every time from.

 

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So what state do you guess would be

 

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the number one Googler

 

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mout the word mountain

 

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goog?

 

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Colorado,

 

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interestingly enough. No,

 

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close to us. It's got a close affinity to

 

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a certain. To one of our

 

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hearts'not.

 

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>> Freddy: North Carolina.

 

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Who do you thinkania?

 

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>> Parker: It is 100%

 

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Pennsylvania.

 

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But interestingly.

 

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But do you want to know something interesting? There's a little

 

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state that borders Pennsylvania

 

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called Maryland. And would you like to

 

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know what the number one most googled thing

 

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in Maryland is? The number one most

 

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word

 

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Pennsylvania

 

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live right next to it and they don't know how to spel it.

 

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So funny. All right, so let's get.

 

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I'm gonna hit some more of these real quick.

 

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All right, well, how about, the word. And this is where this is gets

 

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a little sketchy here. Okay. So, you know, calm

 

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down. How about

 

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secret? I know you guys got a so

 

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secret.

 

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>> Freddy: So strong enough for every man.

 

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>> Parker: Ph balance for a woman.

 

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>> Freddy: Yep.

 

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>> Parker: T. Sec

 

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R. Yeah. Yes.

 

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>> Freddy: DY R. Yeah.

 

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>> Parker: Sec R. T Sec.

 

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Secret. Okay. And so where do you think

 

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secret might be the number

 

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one? Theoretically, this could be one of

 

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the best kept secrets. States,

 

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entire country. I don't really know. I've never been there and I

 

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will never go there. But

 

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could be a great. Could be the best kept secret. I don't know.

 

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>> Freddy: Arkansas.

 

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>> Parker: No, I have been to Arkansas. Not a good secret. Yeah,

 

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I'm trying to think Montana. It's got to be somebody like

 

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Montana or something like that because you never been there. pretty

 

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close. You're pretty close. I'BEEN

 

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Oregon Orn. You're pretty close. Alan,

 

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Secret is the number one most Googleified term

 

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in the great state of North Dakota.

 

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>> Freddy: North Dakota.

 

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>> Parker: I think that's North Dakota. I don't know. Yeah,

 

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that's the one on top. Yeah, the. No, the northernest.

 

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Most one.

 

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>> Freddy: So Iowa.

 

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>> Parker: No.

 

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>> Freddy: Montana.

 

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>> Parker: And it's like four points

 

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Wis. Yeah. Yeah.

 

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>> Freddy: Wisconsin.

 

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>> Parker: W. You're right. Now I'm stupid

 

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of oay. Okay, so this. Just

 

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remember we are award winning. However, we are

 

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not a geography podcast nor when

 

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we are all. We don't. We think

 

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we like it. We think we

 

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start doing.

 

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>> Freddy: Just off the thing that got me in the geography was,

 

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tiny tounes. Remember Yako did the.

 

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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah.

 

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>> Freddy: Ye.

 

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I thought I was like, oh, that.

 

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>> Parker: That was cool, man. That was pretty hot. Yeah. So,

 

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well, Fred, that makes me think, have you ever seen

 

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that game? And we're not done with this money by long. We got four more

 

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hours of this. Cause we've only gotten through, like, six days.

 

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Have you seen the game where you do, like. It's like the geogueser game

 

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where they, like, drop you somewhere in the world on

 

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Google Maps. You try and figure out where you are.

 

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>> Freddy: I've seen where. Like, yeah, there'll be a

 

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picture. They'll just show you a picture. And like, the

 

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guys will be like, oh, it's here. Te teier here.

 

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>> Parker: Yeah, there's like a game. It's like a game. It's called geoguesaster. So you

 

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basically. That's what is. It drops you on Google Maps just

 

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randomly somewhere. It doesn't tell you where. And you have

 

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the map and you have to say, I think it's like right here. And then

 

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it's like your X amount away from the thing.

 

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I tried it. I suck at it.

 

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So Didn't. Didn't. I was like, okay, well, that

 

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was fun. Never again. Never, never look

 

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at a map again.

 

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>> Freddy: mean.

 

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>> Parker: But I was like, where is that? Like, Tennessee? And they're like, oh, it's South Korea. I

 

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was like, oh, that's weird. That's not

 

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even close.

 

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There's a lot of world out there, Fred, that we don't know about.

 

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>> Freddy: A lot of world, man.

 

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>> Parker: Lot of world. Hard to. It's a good. You know when. When you see the guys

 

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who do this fightike, like, they record it and they're really good at it.

 

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I got to give them a lot of credit because, like, to know the

 

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terrain of, like, all these different places

 

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throughout the world, you know, I mean, that's really the thing is, okay, the trees look a

 

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little different then here, you know, or

 

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whatever. That's. That's pretty.

 

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>> Freddy: Dudes do that. Like, they. People

 

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will challenge them. They'll just take a picture and be like, where am

 

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I?

 

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>> Parker: I. Yeah.

 

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>> Freddy: Without a name on it.

 

464

00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:08,718

>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.

 

465

00:21:08,822 --> 00:21:11,678

>> Freddy: And he'be like, oh, I see the winie's in the background.

 

466

00:21:11,782 --> 00:21:13,306

The sun is in the east.

 

467

00:21:14,726 --> 00:21:17,398

And like, he'll be like, you're right there. And I'm like,

 

468

00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:17,711

damn.

 

469

00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:20,685

>> Parker: dude, like, three minutes. They're like. And we

 

470

00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:23,645

pass, and you wonder why you can't get away. It's like

 

471

00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:24,325

we talked about.

 

472

00:21:24,381 --> 00:21:25,965

>> Freddy: Yeah, you can't get away. You can't get.

 

473

00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:28,973

>> Parker: I don't even know how to get out of the mall. Y s tr

 

474

00:21:29,045 --> 00:21:31,853

the mal. All right, I'm gonn

 

475

00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:33,017

I'm goingn increase.

 

476

00:21:34,757 --> 00:21:37,509

I'm gonna increase the difficulty a little bit

 

477

00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:40,523

since Alan's having issues with them all. and I'm gonna give us

 

478

00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:43,555

one. It shouldn't be too hard, but it's

 

479

00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:44,127

not.

 

480

00:21:45,427 --> 00:21:47,927

>> Freddy: I'm getting. I'm getting a phone call. Hold on, hold on.

 

481

00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,197

>> Parker: Oh, it's the, Yeah.

 

482

00:21:50,497 --> 00:21:51,237

O.

 

483

00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:54,877

>> Freddy: Yes. I'm award winning host.

 

484

00:21:55,617 --> 00:21:57,497

>> Parker: Producer. Doesn't know was our job.

 

485

00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:58,237

>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

486

00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:02,265

>> Parker: Oh, I want it in white and white.

 

487

00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,105

Yes. Okay. All right, thank you. All

 

488

00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,677

right. I'm sorry. Gu. Get your tuxedo.

 

489

00:22:08,562 --> 00:22:09,823

>> Freddy: no, it's something else.

 

490

00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:12,885

>> Parker: We'll talk about it later. Okay, great. I don't know

 

491

00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:15,457

what that means, but I also don't want to know what that means.

 

492

00:22:16,317 --> 00:22:17,917

>> Freddy: Miami Vice white.

 

493

00:22:18,077 --> 00:22:18,901

>> Parker: Oh, that'd be nice.

 

494

00:22:18,949 --> 00:22:20,701

>> Freddy: Oh, hold on a second.

 

495

00:22:20,749 --> 00:22:23,469

>> Parker: Let me call him back. Call. Never mind. He gave a great

 

496

00:22:23,493 --> 00:22:26,229

idea. Well, aln

 

497

00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:29,229

completely derails the show. All right, never mind, never

 

498

00:22:29,253 --> 00:22:32,125

mind. I'll take. Do you know how? Yeah. There's a whole

 

499

00:22:32,221 --> 00:22:35,141

23 hours outside of this a day. Just so you

 

500

00:22:35,149 --> 00:22:38,045

know, we don't even do this once a day. I don't know how

 

501

00:22:38,061 --> 00:22:40,417

many hours are on a week. 168. Is that right?

 

502

00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,021

So glad you waited till this to do.

 

503

00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:46,989

So, Allean and Fred, I'm gonna let you guys p this one.

 

504

00:22:47,053 --> 00:22:49,893

How about the word colronel? Not

 

505

00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:52,097

like colonenel of corn. Like

 

506

00:22:52,597 --> 00:22:55,373

Colonel Sanders. See?

 

507

00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:56,217

>> Freddy: Nope.

 

508

00:22:56,837 --> 00:22:58,497

>> Parker: Ye. It's C o r

 

509

00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:04,157

N o

 

510

00:23:04,197 --> 00:23:05,965

l Core.

 

511

00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:06,737

>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

512

00:23:07,197 --> 00:23:07,965

>> Parker: Cornhole.

 

513

00:23:08,061 --> 00:23:08,737

>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

514

00:23:10,397 --> 00:23:13,141

>> Parker: E r you spel corn. C o r

 

515

00:23:13,189 --> 00:23:15,377

N A l is what she said.

 

516

00:23:20,437 --> 00:23:20,845

>> Freddy: Is it?

 

517

00:23:20,861 --> 00:23:23,557

>> Parker: It corl. It's Colonel, like Colonel

 

518

00:23:23,597 --> 00:23:24,377

Sanders.

 

519

00:23:26,397 --> 00:23:28,177

Colonel. Yeah. Not coll.

 

520

00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:34,337

K r N the one you're talking about.

 

521

00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:37,441

No. Okay, what were you saying? Colonel like Colonel Corn is k

 

522

00:23:37,489 --> 00:23:38,637

r in el

 

523

00:23:40,777 --> 00:23:43,517

Colonel Sanders. I'm saying like Colonel Sanders.

 

524

00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:46,889

Ye. So that's see? Colonel See? O. Yes.

 

525

00:23:47,073 --> 00:23:49,993

Yeah, it's what? C. What C

 

526

00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:52,473

O, U Hu. L

 

527

00:23:52,505 --> 00:23:54,297

O. No,

 

528

00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:58,009

it'co

 

529

00:23:58,073 --> 00:24:00,569

it's col. They say

 

530

00:24:00,593 --> 00:24:02,447

Colonel Colonl.

 

531

00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,567

Colonizer. Now that you know that. Now that you know that, yes,

 

532

00:24:05,607 --> 00:24:07,427

you are colonizer. Col.

 

533

00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:12,135

Col'me Col.

 

534

00:24:12,271 --> 00:24:15,147

Sanders. Col. Sanders.

 

535

00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:16,427

>> Freddy: Col.

 

536

00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:19,391

>> Parker: Exactly.

 

537

00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:20,711

>> Freddy: Chicken leg up your butt.

 

538

00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,695

>> Parker: Hu. You right out. That's probably what

 

539

00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:24,427

the chicken.

 

540

00:24:24,712 --> 00:24:27,452

>> Freddy: no, don's take the chicken up m.

 

541

00:24:28,672 --> 00:24:29,412

Please.

 

542

00:24:31,342 --> 00:24:34,173

>> Parker: So, where do you think they have the

 

543

00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:36,597

most issue spelling the word colonel other than on this

 

544

00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:37,201

show?

 

545

00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:40,641

>> Freddy: Colonel Sanders was a slaver.

 

546

00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:43,641

>> Parker: Was he? I say Kentucky.

 

547

00:24:44,821 --> 00:24:46,441

>> Freddy: He had a chicken plantation.

 

548

00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:50,173

>> Parker: O. He had a chicken. I Don't

 

549

00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,101

know what that. I don't. I

 

550

00:24:53,101 --> 00:24:56,069

don't know if that's racist or not. I'm so confused.

 

551

00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:56,721

Now

 

552

00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:01,001

it's extra racist because it was chickens.

 

553

00:25:02,741 --> 00:25:05,109

>> Freddy: Ye. Chickens.

 

554

00:25:05,285 --> 00:25:08,141

>> Parker: I heard that Colonel Sanders didn't get into business until he was like

 

555

00:25:08,181 --> 00:25:11,069

61. Do you

 

556

00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:11,761

know that.

 

557

00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,981

>> Freddy: It don't take as many slaves to raise

 

558

00:25:16,061 --> 00:25:16,853

chickens?

 

559

00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:19,445

>> Parker: Right? Like CR

 

560

00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:21,997

Raselves. Do you think he just

 

561

00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:24,353

stole that the recipe from like

 

562

00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:25,101

sl.

 

563

00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:29,301

Yeah, you probably did.

 

564

00:25:29,881 --> 00:25:32,697

>> Freddy: Man, this is the best chicken I've ever

 

565

00:25:32,769 --> 00:25:33,541

eaten.

 

566

00:25:35,881 --> 00:25:38,741

>> Parker: I do declare. I made this chicken. My hand.

 

567

00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,953

>> Freddy: Go get that recipe. Bar kill Mary

 

568

00:25:44,137 --> 00:25:44,861

y

 

569

00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:48,741

Colonel Sanonss.

 

570

00:25:49,451 --> 00:25:51,531

>> Parker: ###Onel Colonel Sanders doesn't play

 

571

00:25:51,571 --> 00:25:56,355

bitchy

 

572

00:25:56,403 --> 00:25:56,699

breastf.

 

573

00:25:56,715 --> 00:25:57,995

>> Freddy: Fed you when he was a baby.

 

574

00:25:58,043 --> 00:25:58,419

>> Parker: Come.

 

575

00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,386

>> Freddy: I'NO.

 

576

00:26:00,386 --> 00:26:01,858

>> Parker: I was. Honey.

 

577

00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,922

All right, so. No, that's the great state of North

 

578

00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:05,742

Carolina.

 

579

00:26:08,282 --> 00:26:10,578

>> Freddy: No, Carolina can't spell curr.

 

580

00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,746

>> Parker: No, that's correct. Well, that's what

 

581

00:26:13,754 --> 00:26:16,266

I was about to tell you. I was just. That was the next one on the list.

 

582

00:26:16,354 --> 00:26:18,034

>> Freddy: Give it up. Give up the juice.

 

583

00:26:18,138 --> 00:26:21,040

>> Parker: Do you want to guess what it is? Can I give

 

584

00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:23,132

you a couple of clues and you can guess what it is?

 

585

00:26:23,472 --> 00:26:26,319

How it is. 1,

 

586

00:26:26,402 --> 00:26:29,236

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

 

587

00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,768

9. 9 seems like a lot. As much as you

 

588

00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,372

think.

 

589

00:26:33,712 --> 00:26:34,608

>> Freddy: Is it?

 

590

00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,280

>> Parker: Trust me.

 

591

00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:36,572

>> Freddy: Person. Place a thing.

 

592

00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:38,772

>> Parker: It is a person.

 

593

00:26:39,072 --> 00:26:40,932

>> Freddy: Is a noun. Add a verb.

 

594

00:26:41,552 --> 00:26:43,012

>> Parker: It is a noun.

 

595

00:26:45,912 --> 00:26:46,360

>> Freddy: It's a.

 

596

00:26:46,376 --> 00:26:47,000

>> Parker: No, no.

 

597

00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:47,448

>> Freddy: Person.

 

598

00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,452

>> Parker: It's a noun. Person.

 

599

00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:54,160

They are. There's one in every

 

600

00:26:54,216 --> 00:26:54,812

school.

 

601

00:26:57,152 --> 00:26:59,728

And they could. That's

 

602

00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,719

not this. Maybe. And it

 

603

00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:05,639

can also be the name can also

 

604

00:27:05,663 --> 00:27:06,827

mean something else.

 

605

00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,507

So nine letters.

 

606

00:27:11,787 --> 00:27:14,731

Tweet the show. I was like

 

607

00:27:14,779 --> 00:27:17,747

nurse. Nine letters. Yeah. No's I didn't say anything.

 

608

00:27:17,867 --> 00:27:18,887

Tweet the show.

 

609

00:27:20,147 --> 00:27:21,987

Hashtagard winning spelling

 

610

00:27:22,027 --> 00:27:24,251

bee.org

 

611

00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:26,987

okay, 9ish

 

612

00:27:27,027 --> 00:27:29,887

letters. 1. 9 letters.

 

613

00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:33,875

Person. Noun. Which

 

614

00:27:33,891 --> 00:27:36,716

is also a person. and there's

 

615

00:27:36,764 --> 00:27:38,312

one at every school.

 

616

00:27:39,802 --> 00:27:42,290

But the word can also mean something

 

617

00:27:42,306 --> 00:27:44,258

else. Principle.

 

618

00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:45,314

>> Freddy: Principle.

 

619

00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:48,418

>> Parker: Nailed it. Nailed it. And

 

620

00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:49,742

now how do you spell it?

 

621

00:27:52,042 --> 00:27:54,342

>> Freddy: R P R I E.

 

622

00:27:56,202 --> 00:27:56,794

>> Parker: R I.

 

623

00:27:56,858 --> 00:27:59,714

>> Freddy: N C A B L E. What

 

624

00:27:59,738 --> 00:28:00,066

the.

 

625

00:28:00,154 --> 00:28:01,222

>> Parker: Are you spelling?

 

626

00:28:02,842 --> 00:28:03,582

>> Freddy: Princ.

 

627

00:28:04,242 --> 00:28:04,602

>> Parker: Princ.

 

628

00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:05,222

>> Freddy: Able.

 

629

00:28:07,992 --> 00:28:10,772

>> Parker: But is it P R I N M C E

 

630

00:28:13,032 --> 00:28:15,824

B E L. Close. PR

 

631

00:28:15,848 --> 00:28:18,432

Ri. CI. Wait.

 

632

00:28:18,472 --> 00:28:21,256

Pri N M C I P

 

633

00:28:21,304 --> 00:28:23,342

A L. Prince. a pal.

 

634

00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,382

Because he puts the pal.

 

635

00:28:25,722 --> 00:28:28,440

>> Freddy: Those like, angry

 

636

00:28:28,496 --> 00:28:31,352

parents. They'angry parents at our school system.

 

637

00:28:31,392 --> 00:28:34,016

Google PR this

 

638

00:28:34,064 --> 00:28:35,532

principal piece of.

 

639

00:28:38,102 --> 00:28:40,710

>> Parker: Spe it P R I

 

640

00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:43,478

N C E A B I L

 

641

00:28:43,510 --> 00:28:45,242

L. Prince.

 

642

00:28:46,822 --> 00:28:49,774

Pro. Proably. They

 

643

00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:52,602

probably were trying to search for the other principle.

 

644

00:28:53,102 --> 00:28:55,990

And this is what they got. They're like, you're the worst principal

 

645

00:28:56,046 --> 00:28:56,842

with el.

 

646

00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:01,202

>> Freddy: Princ.

 

647

00:29:02,022 --> 00:29:04,682

It's time for your peanut

 

648

00:29:04,722 --> 00:29:06,702

butter jelly smuckers.

 

649

00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:11,449

>> Parker: Oh, how about this? And then I'll, give you guys one more.

 

650

00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:14,460

You can pick a, state, and then I'll tell you what it is. How about this? Do

 

651

00:29:14,468 --> 00:29:17,444

you guys remember and is not this. But I want

 

652

00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:20,444

to call it this. I want to call it PB Blasters. And that's not what

 

653

00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,244

it is. It's the. It's like the goober.

 

654

00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:25,972

It's like the goober Peanut butter and jelly, where it's mixed together

 

655

00:29:26,124 --> 00:29:28,340

pre mixed. You know what I'm talking about? It's got the lines of it.

 

656

00:29:28,428 --> 00:29:29,178

>> Freddy: Ye. Yeah.

 

657

00:29:29,252 --> 00:29:31,686

>> Parker: We were in the store the other day. I know it's not PB

 

658

00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:34,694

Blaster, but it should be, but I

 

659

00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:37,622

think that's something else. Anyway, so we were in the store

 

660

00:29:37,654 --> 00:29:40,574

the other day, and my kid was like, dude, that looks gross.

 

661

00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:43,646

And he. I was like, what? And he picked it up and I was like, dude,

 

662

00:29:43,806 --> 00:29:46,790

that's fucking legendary right there. Like, that's one of

 

663

00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:49,710

the greatest inventions in the history of man. Pean bur and jelly

 

664

00:29:49,758 --> 00:29:52,382

together. Yeahh Ye.

 

665

00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:53,246

Oh, yeah.

 

666

00:29:53,326 --> 00:29:53,870

>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

667

00:29:53,998 --> 00:29:56,894

>> Parker: Dude. I said when I. On the rare occasion in my life when I got

 

668

00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,574

that, I thought I was the fucking king of

 

669

00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:01,390

Englandead of just.

 

670

00:30:01,478 --> 00:30:02,426

Instead of just

 

671

00:30:03,446 --> 00:30:06,356

podcasting. but we are.

 

672

00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:08,552

>> Freddy: Give me New Jersey. Give New Jersey.

 

673

00:30:08,624 --> 00:30:11,624

>> Parker: New Jersey. The word is. And yeah, I'm not gonna make you

 

674

00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,432

spell it. Experience, which I.

 

675

00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:15,208

That's kind of a rough.

 

676

00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:17,960

>> Freddy: I mean, X, P, E, N, C.

 

677

00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:18,881

>> Parker: R. I,

 

678

00:30:20,826 --> 00:30:23,794

>> Freddy: No, I. I was on

 

679

00:30:23,810 --> 00:30:24,554

the right track.

 

680

00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:27,446

>> Parker: You were headed. Ye, you were. You got ahead of yourself. I think I.

 

681

00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,754

A little bit. He went through the.

 

682

00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:31,806

You just.

 

683

00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,930

You did like Michael Scott where he's like, sometimes I start a sentence and I

 

684

00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:39,834

don't know what I'm going to end it with. That's how you started to spel

 

685

00:30:39,890 --> 00:30:42,686

that you were like s alidosous

 

686

00:30:47,216 --> 00:30:50,061

E X P E R I E N

 

687

00:30:50,061 --> 00:30:52,261

M C E. Experience. I.

 

688

00:30:54,536 --> 00:30:57,036

>> Parker: All right, Alan, do you have a preferred state?

 

689

00:30:58,216 --> 00:30:58,266

>> Freddy: U.

 

690

00:30:58,531 --> 00:31:01,227

>> Parker: yeah. Texas. All right. Texas.

 

691

00:31:01,419 --> 00:31:02,387

Physique.

 

692

00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:03,483

>> Freddy: Chalup.

 

693

00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,311

>> Parker: Physique. Yes.

 

694

00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,581

Wasnna be like, I thought it wasnn.

 

695

00:31:11,401 --> 00:31:12,593

>> Freddy: Legitimate one.

 

696

00:31:12,657 --> 00:31:15,017

>> Parker: That's a hard enough woritimate, right? Yeah.

 

697

00:31:15,049 --> 00:31:15,426

>> Freddy: That's what,

 

698

00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,935

>> Parker: Eh, Y s I

 

699

00:31:17,983 --> 00:31:20,823

C Close. That's where you're b

 

700

00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:23,491

hy. No, it's weird one.

 

701

00:31:26,076 --> 00:31:26,576

Ah.

 

702

00:31:26,576 --> 00:31:27,371

>> Freddy: I don't.

 

703

00:31:28,391 --> 00:31:31,292

>> Parker: It's ph h or. yeah. P H Y

 

704

00:31:31,396 --> 00:31:33,600

I s Q U e

 

705

00:31:34,615 --> 00:31:37,292

I was gonna say p h y s e e

 

706

00:31:37,356 --> 00:31:40,244

k zek then I'm

 

707

00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:43,116

and then I have a few random ones I want to show you and they just don't make

 

708

00:31:43,148 --> 00:31:45,600

sense to me, but I love it. How about

 

709

00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:49,188

the word grandma? That's the

 

710

00:31:49,204 --> 00:31:51,588

most searched for term in Iowa.

 

711

00:31:51,684 --> 00:31:54,356

>> Freddy: Grandma Grandma. Grandma

 

712

00:31:54,428 --> 00:31:57,252

GR g a d m

 

713

00:31:57,276 --> 00:31:58,532

ma Yep.

 

714

00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:01,176

>> Parker: And the most search for term in

 

715

00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:04,168

Wyoming. And now this one I would probably look

 

716

00:32:04,184 --> 00:32:06,688

up to corduroy. All right,

 

717

00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:07,540

that's.

 

718

00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,900

>> Freddy: Chord C o r r d

 

719

00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,360

o r I mean I q u

 

720

00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:21,480

did I really.

 

721

00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:25,480

>> Parker: Listr Let us know

 

722

00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:29,200

listener let us know if Fred accidentally spoke

 

723

00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,120

corduroy.

 

724

00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,954

You are o y corduroy

 

725

00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:39,106

cor oactly sound all right. But

 

726

00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,058

there's two more that I have to give and I and then we'll take a

 

727

00:32:42,074 --> 00:32:43,560

break. how about

 

728

00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,236

Hawaii number one most old

 

729

00:32:47,268 --> 00:32:49,060

word Philippines.

 

730

00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:51,988

>> Freddy: Ye ah ha w Philipp Hawaii

 

731

00:32:52,044 --> 00:32:52,500

number.

 

732

00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,440

>> Parker: In Hawaii Philippines

 

733

00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:58,612

which is weird that give me but not as weird as

 

734

00:32:58,636 --> 00:32:59,600

Alaska

 

735

00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:04,108

which the most searched word is

 

736

00:33:04,164 --> 00:33:06,892

squirrel S

 

737

00:33:06,956 --> 00:33:09,210

q u r r I l e

 

738

00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,342

let's go. Let's take a quick break. We'll never do

 

739

00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,330

sellling again.

 

740

00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,198

We did a shirt with all

 

741

00:33:17,214 --> 00:33:19,890

thequ.

 

742

00:33:20,230 --> 00:33:22,806

>> Freddy: The black lkn collective podcast will

 

743

00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:23,254

return.

 

744

00:33:23,342 --> 00:33:25,340

>> Parker: After a word from my sponsors.

 

745

00:34:04,989 --> 00:34:07,901

Welcome Back to the 170th edition of the black

 

746

00:34:07,925 --> 00:34:10,829

lk collective podcast. And

 

747

00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,529

now welcome to the stage

 

748

00:34:12,869 --> 00:34:15,797

onuya but I want

 

749

00:34:15,813 --> 00:34:16,557

to thank first of.

 

750

00:34:16,573 --> 00:34:18,910

>> Freddy: All want to than the academy

 

751

00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:21,932

>> Parker: A buddy b been there for with.

 

752

00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:24,868

>> Freddy: Me all the whole time. I want

 

753

00:34:24,884 --> 00:34:26,680

to thank Freddy

 

754

00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:29,080

no believing in me

 

755

00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,516

and now that I'm award winning

 

756

00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:33,560

podcaster

 

757

00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:39,836

I ended up buying something that I shouldn't have but I

 

758

00:34:39,868 --> 00:34:40,440

did.

 

759

00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:41,520

>> Parker: Because.

 

760

00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,890

>> Freddy: I am an award winning podcaster.

 

761

00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:49,374

>> Parker: I hope he pulls something out. I'm afraid he's gonna pull something out. It's

 

762

00:34:49,382 --> 00:34:51,250

gonna be amazing. There is

 

763

00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:55,490

bought a lambo.

 

764

00:34:59,325 --> 00:34:59,996

>> Freddy: look at him.

 

765

00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:02,000

>> Parker: Look at you look

 

766

00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,600

he did not.

 

767

00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:11,450

>> Freddy: With theiam m top.

 

768

00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:13,490

There you go.

 

769

00:35:15,790 --> 00:35:18,198

>> Parker: I'm sure our podcast will bottom with.

 

770

00:35:18,214 --> 00:35:20,727

>> Freddy: The t top alligatorator

 

771

00:35:20,807 --> 00:35:21,587

interior.

 

772

00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:22,887

>> Parker: Yes.

 

773

00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:25,871

>> Freddy: So thank you very much that an award win

 

774

00:35:25,919 --> 00:35:28,307

podcast director producer.

 

775

00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:32,663

>> Parker: He did it. Thank play yourself can you play your

 

776

00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:35,599

own music sound like that right.

 

777

00:35:35,663 --> 00:35:36,507

Gotta go.

 

778

00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:39,607

All right, so that brings us to an award

 

779

00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:42,599

winning segment that we love to do more than anything. And

 

780

00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:45,503

Fred of course Christmas is just next week. Don't forget we're gonna have a great

 

781

00:35:45,535 --> 00:35:48,423

Christmas episode around the corner and then we'll

 

782

00:35:48,455 --> 00:35:51,317

probably take do a best of for the new year's week.

 

783

00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:54,165

Justus the way the times's out but we'll let you know. Or we

 

784

00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:56,661

won't either way. So, fred,

 

785

00:35:56,789 --> 00:35:59,477

now sit back, relax

 

786

00:35:59,637 --> 00:36:02,501

and enjoy. Basically an emmy award

 

787

00:36:02,549 --> 00:36:04,967

winning version of fredline news.

 

788

00:36:05,507 --> 00:36:06,687

>> Freddy: Fred la news.

 

789

00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:11,607

>> Parker: Yay.

 

790

00:36:12,027 --> 00:36:14,367

>> Freddy: Good eveningsing. Ladies and gentlemen,

 

791

00:36:15,627 --> 00:36:18,131

the date is December

 

792

00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:20,647

15, 2024

 

793

00:36:21,627 --> 00:36:24,227

and these are your fredline

 

794

00:36:24,347 --> 00:36:27,123

news brought to you by bankros.

 

795

00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:30,099

You got banuns you like to bang? Come

 

796

00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:32,579

on now bang bros and have yourself

 

797

00:36:32,643 --> 00:36:35,603

time. Come on down brain brows and le

 

798

00:36:35,635 --> 00:36:38,523

your bo he bros

 

799

00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:41,131

I I stole him.

 

800

00:36:41,179 --> 00:36:41,363

>> Parker: South

 

801

00:36:41,395 --> 00:36:45,651

parkrrow's

 

802

00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:46,487

a parody.

 

803

00:36:48,427 --> 00:36:49,967

>> Freddy: Like we didn't know that.

 

804

00:36:50,387 --> 00:36:53,195

>> Parker: Like, we didn't get like I didn't say last week that we were gonna get

 

805

00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,707

copyright sh truck. And then I was like, nah, we won't. And we totally

 

806

00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,553

did. Fucking apple,

 

807

00:36:58,585 --> 00:36:59,677

man. Enemy.

 

808

00:37:00,097 --> 00:37:01,609

>> Freddy: We got copyright m straight.

 

809

00:37:01,673 --> 00:37:02,777

>> Parker: That thing was uploading.

 

810

00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,437

>> Freddy: It was like ma, ma.

 

811

00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,597

>> Parker: We did it so fast. We played it so fast.

 

812

00:37:10,257 --> 00:37:12,433

Yeah. We didn't get the impact of the commercial

 

813

00:37:12,585 --> 00:37:13,437

anyway.

 

814

00:37:16,377 --> 00:37:17,137

>> Freddy: Proight News

 

815

00:37:17,177 --> 00:37:19,913

A1A

 

816

00:37:19,945 --> 00:37:22,477

Tennessnessee State Senator

 

817

00:37:22,947 --> 00:37:25,567

appears to have urinated on himself

 

818

00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:28,807

when he was pulled over. a dui

 

819

00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:33,676

u Tennessee state senator ken y

 

820

00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:37,080

urinated on himself when he was arrested. Not

 

821

00:37:37,128 --> 00:37:39,312

even. It doesn't even say

 

822

00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:41,768

allegedly or probably.

 

823

00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:43,756

>> Parker: No, he 100%. Yeah, no, he

 

824

00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,436

it. Yes, he did it.

 

825

00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,321

>> Freddy: He beed on himself.

 

826

00:37:48,321 --> 00:37:50,974

>> Parker: yeah, that's what makes it great. It.

 

827

00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:53,878

>> Freddy: I get ituse like, I'm not gonna lie.

 

828

00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,574

I peed on myself before especially. I

 

829

00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,066

scared like

 

830

00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:03,262

and I peed on myself like I't even

 

831

00:38:03,334 --> 00:38:06,186

go like.

 

832

00:38:07,446 --> 00:38:09,426

>> Parker: But that nre came after you

 

833

00:38:12,686 --> 00:38:14,441

was he Dr. He said he was a dy so.

 

834

00:38:14,441 --> 00:38:17,212

>> Freddy: Yeah, the gunman was so like he

 

835

00:38:17,244 --> 00:38:19,940

felt bad for me, so he didn't even take my shit.

 

836

00:38:20,068 --> 00:38:20,816

He was.

 

837

00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:25,316

>> Parker: Yeah. Here I stole some underwear from this other guy earlier

 

838

00:38:25,356 --> 00:38:25,936

than.

 

839

00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:31,764

>> Freddy: So yeah, he is a dui. It was a hit

 

840

00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,616

and run in Georgia.

 

841

00:38:36,756 --> 00:38:39,666

The Georgia department of public safetely confirmed

 

842

00:38:39,706 --> 00:38:41,682

that the politician

 

843

00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:44,226

77 who chairs

 

844

00:38:44,306 --> 00:38:47,298

his state senate caucus. He's

 

845

00:38:47,322 --> 00:38:50,034

the chair of the state senate ca Tennessee.

 

846

00:38:50,210 --> 00:38:52,537

>> Parker: Georgia's got a big, Tennessee. A bigus.

 

847

00:38:54,117 --> 00:38:56,876

>> Freddy: Yeah, he was apprehended

 

848

00:38:56,948 --> 00:38:59,916

at the park lot a gourmet grocery store

 

849

00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:01,716

called jekyll market.

 

850

00:39:01,908 --> 00:39:04,824

>> Parker: Oh, jackl market. Oh, I know where that's said. You know why

 

851

00:39:04,832 --> 00:39:07,392

he went there, Fred? He went there to try

 

852

00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:07,980

and

 

853

00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,592

nailed it. Nailed

 

854

00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:17,300

it. We're on the same page here. Award winning.

 

855

00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,420

Yeah, award win.

 

856

00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,032

Well, that's the 77 year old man urinated on

 

857

00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:26,660

himself and that's five years younger than our President.

 

858

00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:31,640

So there you go.

 

859

00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:35,535

>> Freddy: well, there you go. So,

 

860

00:39:35,485 --> 00:39:37,540

u ready for a second?

 

861

00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,644

>> Parker: Oh, I thought. Oh, I didn't know there was a punchline for that one. That was a pisser.

 

862

00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:43,200

>> Freddy: That was t a punch line. The punch line is a.

 

863

00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,240

>> Parker: There you go. Love it. Great job.

 

864

00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,860

>> Freddy: He's. He's a whiz at hitting

 

865

00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,854

runs, this guy. Get

 

866

00:39:55,972 --> 00:39:56,610

quiz.

 

867

00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,310

>> Parker: Get it. You're in a lot of trouble for saying that.

 

868

00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:00,950

>> Freddy: I'm sorry,

 

869

00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,674

but I get it, though.

 

870

00:40:04,722 --> 00:40:06,470

>> Parker: I mean, okay, you got.

 

871

00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:09,024

>> Freddy: I didn't get it. sory.

 

872

00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,540

>> Parker: I said you're in a lot of trouble.

 

873

00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,660

>> Freddy: You're in a lot of.

 

874

00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:28,538

>> Parker: O. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so. No, yeah. I

 

875

00:40:28,554 --> 00:40:31,394

mean, it's scary if you're drunk and you get pulled over and

 

876

00:40:31,402 --> 00:40:31,562

you're.

 

877

00:40:31,586 --> 00:40:34,472

>> Freddy: 80 years old, you know, you like, I think

 

878

00:40:34,496 --> 00:40:35,296

that was a guilty.

 

879

00:40:35,328 --> 00:40:37,704

>> Parker: P Like, yeah, all takes.

 

880

00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:39,810

>> Freddy: Guilty. I did it. Just let it go.

 

881

00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:42,642

>> Parker: Y. What do you think? Do you think there's a chance that he peed on

 

882

00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:45,458

himself? Try thinking that they would,

 

883

00:40:45,514 --> 00:40:48,230

like, be like, oh, man, poor guy. Poor old guy.

 

884

00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,086

>> Freddy: Like, no,

 

885

00:40:50,238 --> 00:40:52,970

no'like

 

886

00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,086

I think he had to pee

 

887

00:40:56,278 --> 00:40:58,926

Yeahoc I have.

 

888

00:40:59,078 --> 00:41:01,678

And then get to the cold food section and

 

889

00:41:01,694 --> 00:41:04,422

you'like, you know, mean

 

890

00:41:04,606 --> 00:41:05,330

true.

 

891

00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:11,774

And you'd be like, oh, I got the pee. I got to find some way to pee

 

892

00:41:11,822 --> 00:41:12,150

now.

 

893

00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:13,246

>> Parker: Oh, yeah. Drunk.

 

894

00:41:13,278 --> 00:41:15,972

>> Freddy: Yeah. Maybe he was like that, you know, and

 

895

00:41:15,996 --> 00:41:18,720

then. And maybe that's how he got caught Him.

 

896

00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:23,628

>> Parker: Maybe that's how he got caught. He got careless because he had to pee. He

 

897

00:41:23,644 --> 00:41:25,560

had to pee so bad, he got careless.

 

898

00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:29,356

>> Freddy: Outside. Yeah, yeah, this

 

899

00:41:29,428 --> 00:41:31,480

Tennessee pe Outside.

 

900

00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,000

Outside.

 

901

00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:34,716

>> Parker: Excuse me while I whip this

 

902

00:41:34,748 --> 00:41:37,520

outy.

 

903

00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:44,236

I Have you heard of me, boy?

 

904

00:41:44,388 --> 00:41:46,000

>> Freddy: I'm the government.

 

905

00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:52,066

>> Parker: We'from Georgia, boy. We don't like Tennessee down.

 

906

00:41:52,138 --> 00:41:54,644

Y'all, be where I wa wantna pee.

 

907

00:41:54,772 --> 00:41:57,588

>> Freddy: Well, in the great

 

908

00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:58,716

state of mountainous.

 

909

00:41:58,788 --> 00:42:00,120

>> Parker: State of Tennessee,

 

910

00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,764

it'sleal to get drunk and

 

911

00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,680

urinate in apartt pissing

 

912

00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:07,335

how, huh?

 

913

00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,320

Dare you be pissing

 

914

00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,460

like, I can't believe this is an

 

915

00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:16,370

international incident. They're like, nope,

 

916

00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:18,530

doesn't work that way.

 

917

00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:20,490

>> Freddy: Diplomatic.

 

918

00:42:21,990 --> 00:42:24,050

>> Parker: I am a so citizen.

 

919

00:42:25,230 --> 00:42:27,610

I'm a volunteer from the state.

 

920

00:42:30,430 --> 00:42:33,050

>> Freddy: The weapon to dloma

 

921

00:42:34,070 --> 00:42:34,862

Nothing you can.

 

922

00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,810

>> Parker: Do that's just been revoked.

 

923

00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,910

>> Freddy: He shot him in the head.

 

924

00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:44,370

>> Parker: Shot him in head.

 

925

00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,720

>> Freddy: That's the best line of the movie.

 

926

00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:53,412

Was'the best line at all.

 

927

00:42:53,556 --> 00:42:55,680

>> Parker: That's the best line of the whole movie.

 

928

00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:57,920

He shoots just

 

929

00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:00,320

bad ass,

 

930

00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:05,560

bad ass Christismas movie.

 

931

00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:11,772

All right, how about no, it's not? But still, why

 

932

00:43:11,796 --> 00:43:14,560

not? It's Christmas season. How about Freline

 

933

00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,464

News was'christmas no, the first one was a Christmas movie. Right.

 

934

00:43:17,552 --> 00:43:20,504

The first one was Freline News number

 

935

00:43:20,552 --> 00:43:21,140

two.

 

936

00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,935

>> Freddy: Number two. U

 

937

00:43:24,885 --> 00:43:27,766

TV star Jeremy Allen. You

 

938

00:43:27,798 --> 00:43:30,662

might know him as Lip on

 

939

00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:33,010

Shameless or

 

940

00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,690

Lip On.

 

941

00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:37,910

What was the other one?

 

942

00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:40,874

>> Parker: Jeremy Allen?

 

943

00:43:40,962 --> 00:43:42,866

>> Freddy: The chef show. The chef.

 

944

00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:44,162

>> Parker: Oh, the guy from.

 

945

00:43:44,346 --> 00:43:47,154

>> Freddy: Okay, yeah, yeah. The bear.

 

946

00:43:47,242 --> 00:43:49,630

Yeah, yeah. L from the Bear.

 

947

00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:53,150

>> Parker: From Shar Place.

 

948

00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:56,802

It's the same re.

 

949

00:43:56,866 --> 00:43:57,818

>> Freddy: The same guy.

 

950

00:43:57,954 --> 00:43:58,546

>> Parker: Same guy.

 

951

00:43:58,618 --> 00:44:01,050

>> Freddy: He is joining the Star wars

 

952

00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:03,632

film universe. The Star film the

 

953

00:44:03,656 --> 00:44:06,392

Mandalorian and Gou Gou and

 

954

00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:09,060

anybody want to guess the character who playing.

 

955

00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,100

>> Parker: Really?

 

956

00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,912

>> Freddy: Yeah, he, he got the role

 

957

00:44:21,976 --> 00:44:24,180

of Son of Jabba the Hood.

 

958

00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,039

He's actually he's playing the Voids of

 

959

00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:28,527

rot.

 

960

00:44:28,623 --> 00:44:31,455

>> Parker: Right, right. I was saying because there's no like he can't move

 

961

00:44:31,487 --> 00:44:33,047

or anything. He's like a slug.

 

962

00:44:33,183 --> 00:44:35,807

>> Freddy: Yeah. I think it'snna be in the big costume

 

963

00:44:35,863 --> 00:44:36,459

like.

 

964

00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,459

>> Parker: On

 

965

00:44:45,399 --> 00:44:47,219

Java Php in Georgia.

 

966

00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:51,467

>> Freddy: They're saying that the the plot has been pretty

 

967

00:44:51,499 --> 00:44:54,250

hard to come by. But everybody's waiting on this.

 

968

00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:59,510

So. Yeah, he's read. He go lip

 

969

00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:03,503

I said y. he's gonna have to eat a lot of cheeseburgers to get

 

970

00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:04,830

up both sidee.

 

971

00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:07,753

>> Parker: a lot of. A lot of Italian beefs since he's that

 

972

00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:08,725

on that show

 

973

00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:13,940

had Italian beef. Freddie Italiane.

 

974

00:45:14,507 --> 00:45:17,123

>> Freddy: no, no, I'm not'strgh

 

975

00:45:17,219 --> 00:45:20,095

sandwich de the best

 

976

00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:20,743

sandwich.

 

977

00:45:20,879 --> 00:45:23,711

>> Parker: It's a meatball sandwich. It's a top three

 

978

00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:25,675

top four sandwich of all time.

 

979

00:45:26,775 --> 00:45:27,515

Mmm.

 

980

00:45:28,255 --> 00:45:29,223

>> Freddy: That's saying a lot.

 

981

00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:32,239

>> Parker: We can go into a whole thing where we do this ranking of sandwiches. We should have

 

982

00:45:32,247 --> 00:45:32,727

done this.

 

983

00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,615

>> Freddy: Got to make it a foodast.

 

984

00:45:34,695 --> 00:45:37,679

>> Parker: I know, I know. Because you know what? We didn't win an award for being a

 

985

00:45:37,687 --> 00:45:40,495

food podcast, Fred. We won an award for hard hitting

 

986

00:45:40,535 --> 00:45:42,275

journalism. Just like this.

 

987

00:45:45,435 --> 00:45:47,535

Wow. Right.

 

988

00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:51,427

Just right dead in our lane.

 

989

00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:53,099

Let's talk about that guy who's shopping.

 

990

00:45:53,147 --> 00:45:55,735

>> Freddy: That's it. That's it.

 

991

00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:58,435

Speaking of that guy shopping.

 

992

00:45:58,475 --> 00:45:59,255

>> Parker: O no.

 

993

00:46:00,555 --> 00:46:01,295

>> Freddy: 3.

 

994

00:46:04,235 --> 00:46:06,255

>> Parker: I didn't know that was gonna be the thing.

 

995

00:46:09,395 --> 00:46:12,311

>> Freddy: That guy who shot people was

 

996

00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:14,835

arrested a couple days ago

 

997

00:46:15,495 --> 00:46:17,975

at a McDonald's in Al

 

998

00:46:18,095 --> 00:46:19,095

Pennsylvania.

 

999

00:46:19,215 --> 00:46:20,875

>> Parker: His name was allegedly

 

1000

00:46:21,775 --> 00:46:23,835

Luigi Manicati.

 

1001

00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:27,035

>> Freddy: Luigi Mani Ra

 

1002

00:46:27,775 --> 00:46:30,210

Mokadi. No.

 

1003

00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:30,630

>> Parker: Ah.

 

1004

00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:33,207

>> Freddy: As you you guys know, Al Tuna is the

 

1005

00:46:33,231 --> 00:46:36,035

hometown of my, lovely wife.

 

1006

00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:38,946

>> Parker: Sure. And she'the one who ra told.

 

1007

00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:40,062

>> Freddy: She used to go to.

 

1008

00:46:42,682 --> 00:46:43,162

>> Parker: No.

 

1009

00:46:43,242 --> 00:46:46,090

>> Freddy: But the McDonald's bloy who

 

1010

00:46:46,146 --> 00:46:49,090

did read about has been receiving death threats.

 

1011

00:46:49,266 --> 00:46:49,982

>> Parker: Sure.

 

1012

00:46:50,402 --> 00:46:53,250

>> Freddy: And the location to shut

 

1013

00:46:53,306 --> 00:46:55,557

down their, Google.

 

1014

00:46:55,637 --> 00:46:57,457

>> Parker: So, yeah, their social media

 

1015

00:46:58,477 --> 00:46:59,237

y Their.

 

1016

00:46:59,277 --> 00:47:02,076

>> Freddy: Google, business review. Google review site.

 

1017

00:47:02,164 --> 00:47:05,068

Yeah, the Google review site with some customers

 

1018

00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:08,112

stating their rats. Rats everywhere.

 

1019

00:47:10,132 --> 00:47:12,964

>> Parker: I like Burger King is like, we don't snitch. Right? We won't

 

1020

00:47:12,988 --> 00:47:13,580

snitch.

 

1021

00:47:13,756 --> 00:47:14,672

>> Freddy: We don't.

 

1022

00:47:15,172 --> 00:47:18,140

>> Parker: Okay. But the worst part about that is the person that did snitch them

 

1023

00:47:18,156 --> 00:47:21,140

out, like, rat amount did not get the reward they were promised.

 

1024

00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:21,580

No.

 

1025

00:47:21,676 --> 00:47:23,392

>> Freddy: Because they 911

 

1026

00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:25,868

crime stoppers.

 

1027

00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:28,764

>> Parker: They need to call Crime Stoppers. Ah, there you go. Now, you

 

1028

00:47:28,788 --> 00:47:31,634

know, let that souck up, man. you have

 

1029

00:47:31,658 --> 00:47:33,542

ratted them out for 50k.

 

1030

00:47:34,362 --> 00:47:37,194

>> Freddy: No, I wouldn't. I know. No, that's why I

 

1031

00:47:37,218 --> 00:47:39,542

said no. It was TK wasn't it?

 

1032

00:47:40,202 --> 00:47:42,594

>> Parker: Well, it was 10K. And then they raised it up to 50K.

 

1033

00:47:42,618 --> 00:47:45,514

Apparently you ain't, after the first

 

1034

00:47:45,538 --> 00:47:45,714

couple.

 

1035

00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:46,906

>> Freddy: Days, shot Pookie from

 

1036

00:47:46,954 --> 00:47:48,948

50K.

 

1037

00:47:49,391 --> 00:47:52,338

>> Parker: 50. Like we're talking

 

1038

00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,978

about. They made $30 billion

 

1039

00:47:55,578 --> 00:47:57,386

last year trying to give you 50K.

 

1040

00:47:57,434 --> 00:48:00,240

>> Freddy: I'm not saying. I'm not saying that, you

 

1041

00:48:00,256 --> 00:48:02,800

know, you should do

 

1042

00:48:02,856 --> 00:48:05,728

anything of the sort. Like, you know, people in the

 

1043

00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,408

street, no matter how bad they are.

 

1044

00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,864

>> Parker: Right. If you're gonna do it, like Chris.

 

1045

00:48:10,928 --> 00:48:13,800

>> Freddy: Rock said a say you should have done it.

 

1046

00:48:13,896 --> 00:48:15,252

But I understand.

 

1047

00:48:16,432 --> 00:48:19,132

>> Parker: I mean, I'm saying if you're gonna. Here's the thing.

 

1048

00:48:19,632 --> 00:48:22,544

If you're gonna shoot somebody, might as well

 

1049

00:48:22,568 --> 00:48:25,084

make it a bad guy, not a kid, right?

 

1050

00:48:25,188 --> 00:48:27,802

>> Freddy: M Yeah, no doubt.

 

1051

00:48:28,142 --> 00:48:31,102

>> Parker: Do that. And I'm not saying I am by no means, like you said,

 

1052

00:48:31,222 --> 00:48:33,638

we do not I meanence on any

 

1053

00:48:33,670 --> 00:48:36,526

level. No, but if you

 

1054

00:48:36,574 --> 00:48:39,562

shot six or seven CEOs,

 

1055

00:48:40,302 --> 00:48:42,522

gun reform would be on the way.

 

1056

00:48:43,422 --> 00:48:44,574

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

 

1057

00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:46,070

>> Freddy: Oh, y. Oh, yeah.

 

1058

00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:48,974

>> Parker: Do. Yeah, it would. They don't give. We're definitely not talking about

 

1059

00:48:48,998 --> 00:48:50,190

this show. I don'I.

 

1060

00:48:50,206 --> 00:48:52,924

>> Freddy: Don't think so either, man. I mean, they don't give a shit.

 

1061

00:48:52,998 --> 00:48:53,892

>> Parker: They don't care.

 

1062

00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:02,224

You ve revol this. They don't

 

1063

00:49:02,248 --> 00:49:04,512

give a. They don't give 10

 

1064

00:49:04,592 --> 00:49:07,040

grandand 10

 

1065

00:49:07,136 --> 00:49:08,880

gr. Sad.

 

1066

00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:10,864

>> Freddy: Well, let's bumple up to 50.

 

1067

00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:13,930

>> Parker: Oh, speaking of that, guys, our, show budget for this

 

1068

00:49:13,946 --> 00:49:15,938

year just came in. It happens to be exactly

 

1069

00:49:15,970 --> 00:49:18,786

$10,000 from an anonymous

 

1070

00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:21,514

donor in Altoona, Pennsylvania. Thank you so

 

1071

00:49:21,538 --> 00:49:22,102

much.

 

1072

00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:31,202

We call them. It's not a.

 

1073

00:49:32,062 --> 00:49:33,642

>> Freddy: It's not a duna.

 

1074

00:49:34,182 --> 00:49:37,038

>> Parker: So there you go. Are you happy

 

1075

00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:39,934

that they caught him or allegedly caught him, or do you

 

1076

00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,942

think Were you cool?

 

1077

00:49:42,102 --> 00:49:44,894

>> Freddy: I mean, I don't'I. Don't give a shit either

 

1078

00:49:44,918 --> 00:49:47,622

way. I feel like I Feel like everything

 

1079

00:49:47,702 --> 00:49:50,286

was just wrapped up too nice. I

 

1080

00:49:50,294 --> 00:49:53,142

don't saying m. Like, why still carrying

 

1081

00:49:53,182 --> 00:49:55,646

the gun? Why was he still carrying the gun?

 

1082

00:49:55,694 --> 00:49:58,566

>> Parker: Right? I mean, like, I like this

 

1083

00:49:58,614 --> 00:50:01,590

convenient letter that says, like, this is exactly what I did and how I

 

1084

00:50:01,606 --> 00:50:02,238

did it.

 

1085

00:50:02,390 --> 00:50:04,846

>> Freddy: Right? The manifesto. There always.

 

1086

00:50:04,934 --> 00:50:07,798

Manifesto. Yeah. Cats always leing

 

1087

00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:10,694

manife. So you can say, look here,

 

1088

00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,642

he did it. Yeah, right. It's.

 

1089

00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:16,762

We got the words, you know.

 

1090

00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,993

>> Parker: Would you. Okay, so in the world, always.

 

1091

00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:22,671

>> Freddy: So much evidence on and shit like this,

 

1092

00:50:22,815 --> 00:50:23,119

right?

 

1093

00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:25,935

>> Parker: That's the thing is so. So in our current world, like in the world

 

1094

00:50:25,967 --> 00:50:28,807

of social media and like. Like putting on

 

1095

00:50:28,823 --> 00:50:31,247

the show and doing all that stuff. Is

 

1096

00:50:31,263 --> 00:50:34,183

it. Is it. Would you completely rule out

 

1097

00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:36,539

the chance that someone

 

1098

00:50:37,399 --> 00:50:39,019

set themselves up

 

1099

00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:42,887

so that they could now hear me

 

1100

00:50:42,903 --> 00:50:45,832

out so, that eyes would be

 

1101

00:50:45,848 --> 00:50:48,842

on them so that whoever actually

 

1102

00:50:48,898 --> 00:50:51,894

did it potentially could.

 

1103

00:50:52,234 --> 00:50:54,938

Right out. Of course. I mean, everybody knows

 

1104

00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:57,962

board members. It was the board members he was

 

1105

00:50:57,978 --> 00:50:59,138

gonna testify against.

 

1106

00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:02,114

>> Freddy: No, I mean, and then like, that

 

1107

00:51:02,154 --> 00:51:04,454

dude is from like a prominent family,

 

1108

00:51:04,874 --> 00:51:07,466

right? Mean, he. He's from money.

 

1109

00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:09,562

Like, why would he do this?

 

1110

00:51:09,738 --> 00:51:10,218

>> Parker: Right?

 

1111

00:51:10,306 --> 00:51:10,934

>> Freddy: Mean,

 

1112

00:51:13,594 --> 00:51:14,414

America.

 

1113

00:51:15,234 --> 00:51:17,694

>> Parker: Well, I think they were supposed to have killed that guy first

 

1114

00:51:17,994 --> 00:51:20,866

and then been like, well, we found him and he's dead. But somehow it

 

1115

00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:21,386

didn't work out.

 

1116

00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,650

>> Freddy: Like, I don't think. I think the boy

 

1117

00:51:23,762 --> 00:51:25,814

daddy might have

 

1118

00:51:26,754 --> 00:51:29,706

some affiliations with somebody and they trying to

 

1119

00:51:29,730 --> 00:51:32,706

get to him through. Through the sun or. You know,

 

1120

00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:35,658

I mean, like, it just feels like a setup.

 

1121

00:51:35,706 --> 00:51:36,250

>> Parker: You.

 

1122

00:51:36,402 --> 00:51:39,002

>> Freddy: Yeah, feels like a

 

1123

00:51:39,058 --> 00:51:39,914

setup, man.

 

1124

00:51:39,994 --> 00:51:42,920

>> Parker: It feels. You know what it feels like friend to me, it feels just like

 

1125

00:51:42,952 --> 00:51:45,744

the end of one of our shows. It's just so well wrapped

 

1126

00:51:45,784 --> 00:51:48,552

up. And I'm not ending the

 

1127

00:51:48,568 --> 00:51:51,144

show. You know, I'm just using that example

 

1128

00:51:51,264 --> 00:51:54,200

because much like I feel

 

1129

00:51:54,232 --> 00:51:56,856

like the claims adjuster

 

1130

00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,907

rate name for a killer, which is Whateverbody was calling. Which

 

1131

00:51:59,923 --> 00:52:02,279

is awesome. Fucking awesome.

 

1132

00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:05,907

Lear. I just feel like he can learn a thing or two's

 

1133

00:52:05,963 --> 00:52:07,999

good. That's a good. That's a good day.

 

1134

00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:09,021

>> Freddy: Yeah.

 

1135

00:52:09,085 --> 00:52:11,789

>> Parker: I just feel like he could learn a thing or two from an award

 

1136

00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:12,409

win.

 

1137

00:52:17,109 --> 00:52:19,889

Ours is fat, funny, free. Fuck you.

 

1138

00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:23,061

That's what we would write on our. Because there was one

 

1139

00:52:23,085 --> 00:52:23,889

movie that.

 

1140

00:52:25,749 --> 00:52:27,329

Yeah, exactly that fun.

 

1141

00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:31,893

Suggest. The only problem is we have

 

1142

00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:34,593

to shoot four bollets. That's too many. So. Yeah,

 

1143

00:52:34,641 --> 00:52:37,385

well, you know, I feel the same way, man. Like said, I'm not

 

1144

00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:40,069

usually one for conspiracy theories, but

 

1145

00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:43,817

when you feel like. You just feel like something's all

 

1146

00:52:43,993 --> 00:52:46,977

little conspiracy a little. Seems

 

1147

00:52:46,993 --> 00:52:49,749

like it was a little Chewy, it's too wrapped up.

 

1148

00:52:52,409 --> 00:52:53,309

>> Freddy: Come on.

 

1149

00:52:54,449 --> 00:52:55,321

>> Parker: I don't know.

 

1150

00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,979

>> Freddy: He got. He got the, he got the right lawyer.

 

1151

00:52:58,279 --> 00:53:01,147

Like the, everybody's been talking about the lawyer that

 

1152

00:53:01,163 --> 00:53:02,355

he got in Pennsylvania.

 

1153

00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:03,003

>> Parker: Dickey.

 

1154

00:53:03,131 --> 00:53:05,379

>> Freddy: Everybody out Tuna knows him, like,

 

1155

00:53:05,539 --> 00:53:08,515

right? My wife was. My wife was like,

 

1156

00:53:08,547 --> 00:53:11,491

oh, I bet Dickie licking his chops right now. I was like,

 

1157

00:53:11,515 --> 00:53:13,915

who? The dick's like, he's the

 

1158

00:53:13,947 --> 00:53:16,079

lawyer. He is,

 

1159

00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:19,507

Boy, yeah. He's like, digickg. He's look at his childop about to get in

 

1160

00:53:19,523 --> 00:53:20,504

that, And,

 

1161

00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,627

>> Parker: Well, there you go. I don't even know what that means, but if you don't fuck with

 

1162

00:53:26,643 --> 00:53:29,509

the Dickie think he'stick it to you.

 

1163

00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,585

>> Freddy: His lawyer like that.

 

1164

00:53:33,737 --> 00:53:36,481

>> Parker: He old

 

1165

00:53:36,545 --> 00:53:38,109

sticky Dicky guy.

 

1166

00:53:38,489 --> 00:53:40,945

>> Freddy: Yeah's the

 

1167

00:53:40,977 --> 00:53:43,929

Matlock, of Al Tuna.

 

1168

00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,249

He's that lo. You want to get off

 

1169

00:53:47,669 --> 00:53:50,389

Calledt m having

 

1170

00:53:50,429 --> 00:53:51,725

trouble. The big tuna.

 

1171

00:53:51,877 --> 00:53:54,089

>> Parker: Why don't you come get an old dicky out?

 

1172

00:53:55,689 --> 00:53:56,949

>> Freddy: You want to get up?

 

1173

00:54:01,009 --> 00:54:03,921

>> Parker: There you go. Well, that's like said I'm sad. I'm

 

1174

00:54:03,945 --> 00:54:06,149

not sad. I mean, justice has to be done,

 

1175

00:54:06,489 --> 00:54:09,169

but I don't. Again, I don't feel like it's the same

 

1176

00:54:09,209 --> 00:54:11,793

guy. So don't.

 

1177

00:54:11,841 --> 00:54:12,929

>> Freddy: I don't think it'snna be.

 

1178

00:54:13,009 --> 00:54:15,509

>> Parker: It's just like when they try to replace us eventually

 

1179

00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:19,057

because, you know, now that we're award winning, you don't want. You want

 

1180

00:54:19,073 --> 00:54:21,793

us to go into syndication, all this stuff.

 

1181

00:54:21,961 --> 00:54:24,905

So they're gonna try and replace it. People are gonna be like, you know, it's

 

1182

00:54:24,937 --> 00:54:26,029

just not the same.

 

1183

00:54:26,749 --> 00:54:29,529

>> Freddy: No name off.

 

1184

00:54:30,349 --> 00:54:32,849

>> Parker: Right, exactly.

 

1185

00:54:33,389 --> 00:54:36,277

So great. Well. So is

 

1186

00:54:36,293 --> 00:54:38,557

that all your friendline news for tonight, Fred?

 

1187

00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:41,639

>> Freddy: That's, all I got. That's all I got, man.

 

1188

00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:45,187

>> Parker: All right, so five minutes. Have any more friendline

 

1189

00:54:45,243 --> 00:54:47,519

news? Not any

 

1190

00:54:48,339 --> 00:54:50,319

one of them. That we talked about

 

1191

00:54:50,699 --> 00:54:52,909

last a lot.

 

1192

00:54:53,809 --> 00:54:56,185

Not any Freline news is about maybe something that happened

 

1193

00:54:56,217 --> 00:54:59,214

locally. That's right. Something,

 

1194

00:54:59,164 --> 00:55:01,384

to people in and around

 

1195

00:55:01,844 --> 00:55:04,460

the area of the show. Something

 

1196

00:55:04,492 --> 00:55:07,484

that we literally said was we were going to talk about

 

1197

00:55:07,524 --> 00:55:09,624

last night. Yes.

 

1198

00:55:13,044 --> 00:55:14,844

>> Freddy: You should probably put it in chat.

 

1199

00:55:14,924 --> 00:55:17,500

>> Parker: So I like this

 

1200

00:55:17,532 --> 00:55:18,104

game.

 

1201

00:55:20,924 --> 00:55:23,380

>> Freddy: Okay. We talked about something last night

 

1202

00:55:23,452 --> 00:55:24,064

that.

 

1203

00:55:26,044 --> 00:55:28,326

>> Parker: St. I put it in just.

 

1204

00:55:28,510 --> 00:55:30,354

>> Freddy: Dickie's got my brai. Fuck.

 

1205

00:55:30,654 --> 00:55:33,278

>> Parker: Yep. You got too much Dicky.

 

1206

00:55:33,326 --> 00:55:34,652

>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

 

1207

00:55:35,552 --> 00:55:38,384

>> Parker: So, friend, let me lead you

 

1208

00:55:38,448 --> 00:55:40,692

into red line news number four.

 

1209

00:55:43,672 --> 00:55:44,412

>> Freddy: Four.

 

1210

00:55:45,102 --> 00:55:47,230

>> Parker: The reason we're doing Frontline News is.

 

1211

00:55:47,286 --> 00:55:49,182

>> Freddy: This reason right here.

 

1212

00:55:49,342 --> 00:55:50,282

>> Parker: Fort.

 

1213

00:55:52,862 --> 00:55:55,550

>> Freddy: Big announcement. The Black Lincoling

 

1214

00:55:55,606 --> 00:55:58,158

Collective podcast is

 

1215

00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:01,046

now and a real hard winning

 

1216

00:56:01,134 --> 00:56:03,918

podcast and the

 

1217

00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:06,486

great upstate of Greville, South

 

1218

00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:09,510

Carolina. And now, coming

 

1219

00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:12,094

to the days for his

 

1220

00:56:12,278 --> 00:56:14,617

acceptance speech, our, host

 

1221

00:56:15,117 --> 00:56:18,057

and confidant and leader,

 

1222

00:56:18,757 --> 00:56:20,909

Matthew

 

1223

00:56:21,053 --> 00:56:21,977

Parker.

 

1224

00:56:22,477 --> 00:56:25,333

>> Parker: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,

 

1225

00:56:25,445 --> 00:56:27,909

haveeemed guests and all our beloved

 

1226

00:56:27,973 --> 00:56:30,829

supporters. Today we stand on

 

1227

00:56:30,853 --> 00:56:33,397

this GR great stage with immense pride and

 

1228

00:56:33,437 --> 00:56:36,425

gratitude as we receive the prestigious award

 

1229

00:56:36,581 --> 00:56:39,281

for Greenville's best podcast from the posted

 

1230

00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:42,281

career. This remarkable achievement

 

1231

00:56:42,409 --> 00:56:45,177

is a testament to the unwavering dedication of our

 

1232

00:56:45,217 --> 00:56:48,113

talented team and the unwavering support of

 

1233

00:56:48,145 --> 00:56:50,737

you, our incredible fans and

 

1234

00:56:50,777 --> 00:56:53,673

friends. First and foremost, we

 

1235

00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:56,585

extend our deepest appreciation to each and every one of you

 

1236

00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:59,345

who has tuned in, listened and shared our podcast.

 

1237

00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:02,425

Your unwavering enthusiasm. Didn't I just say unwavering? I didn't

 

1238

00:57:02,441 --> 00:57:05,379

write this. Hey, I did. Your unwavering enthusiasm and

 

1239

00:57:05,403 --> 00:57:07,755

loyalty have propelled us to new heights,

 

1240

00:57:07,931 --> 00:57:10,827

encouraging us to push the boundaries and bring your

 

1241

00:57:10,867 --> 00:57:13,803

unparall bring you unparalleled content with

 

1242

00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:16,843

every episode. And that's true. We do

 

1243

00:57:16,955 --> 00:57:19,939

have every episode and we

 

1244

00:57:19,963 --> 00:57:22,763

do have every episode that we do. But we are

 

1245

00:57:22,795 --> 00:57:25,507

humbled. We are humbled, Fred. I

 

1246

00:57:25,587 --> 00:57:28,391

especially am humbled by this incredible recognition

 

1247

00:57:28,539 --> 00:57:31,087

that has been bestowed upon us. And we

 

1248

00:57:31,127 --> 00:57:33,847

pledge to continue. This is our pledge,

 

1249

00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,867

people. We pledge to continue

 

1250

00:57:36,527 --> 00:57:38,943

delivering the highest quality podcast

 

1251

00:57:39,095 --> 00:57:41,839

that all. That's where we

 

1252

00:57:41,863 --> 00:57:44,111

plege that's where our pledge ends. That

 

1253

00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:47,159

entertain, inspire and challenge the

 

1254

00:57:47,183 --> 00:57:49,943

status quo. Our journey has been filled with

 

1255

00:57:49,975 --> 00:57:52,743

laughter, thought provoking discussions and

 

1256

00:57:52,775 --> 00:57:55,583

moments that have touched our hearts. It is

 

1257

00:57:55,655 --> 00:57:58,407

your continued support that FS our passionate

 

1258

00:57:58,447 --> 00:58:01,031

commitment'only I'm only like a third of the way there.

 

1259

00:58:01,199 --> 00:58:03,887

FS are passionate commitments to bring you the best

 

1260

00:58:04,007 --> 00:58:06,903

that the Black lkoln Collective has to offer. However,

 

1261

00:58:07,015 --> 00:58:09,799

Fred, as we celebrate this

 

1262

00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:12,543

momentous occasion, let us remember that

 

1263

00:58:12,575 --> 00:58:14,787

victory is not about crushing our enemies

 

1264

00:58:15,247 --> 00:58:18,187

or raping their womennes.

 

1265

00:58:18,927 --> 00:58:21,543

It's grinding their bow to dust. Exactly. It's not about

 

1266

00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:24,571

that. It's about unity, respect

 

1267

00:58:24,659 --> 00:58:27,643

and the pursuit of excellence. It is about embracing

 

1268

00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:30,579

diversity, fostering meaningful connections and using

 

1269

00:58:30,603 --> 00:58:32,939

our platform to uplift and empower others

 

1270

00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,715

together. Let us navigate the

 

1271

00:58:35,771 --> 00:58:38,769

exciting chapter. as I was m just going to keep

 

1272

00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:41,465

going until he plays me off. As we continue to

 

1273

00:58:41,481 --> 00:58:42,037

enter

 

1274

00:58:45,777 --> 00:58:47,197

the power the hol.

 

1275

00:58:49,587 --> 00:58:52,491

>> Freddy: ### once again, thank you.

 

1276

00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:55,467

>> Parker: For your unwavering support. There's so many more extraordinary moments

 

1277

00:58:55,507 --> 00:58:58,331

to come. We're so grateful. God bless you all.

 

1278

00:58:58,459 --> 00:59:00,327

>> Freddy: God bless the black in your life.

 

1279

00:59:12,687 --> 00:59:15,663

>> Parker: You can thank of my friends and AI for that because I tried to write,

 

1280

00:59:15,775 --> 00:59:18,199

I was like, write me a speech and make it about crushing our

 

1281

00:59:18,223 --> 00:59:21,135

enemies, riding their bones, the power into dust

 

1282

00:59:21,231 --> 00:59:23,631

and it wouldn't do it because A I won't write angry

 

1283

00:59:23,679 --> 00:59:26,511

stuff. So Inst said it literally was like, let's

 

1284

00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:29,559

remember this is not about crushing our enemies. I asked it

 

1285

00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:32,215

to list out our enemies and how we crushed them,

 

1286

00:59:32,391 --> 00:59:35,156

but it wouldn't do it. So there you go. all you get is

 

1287

00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,084

the driving.

 

1288

00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:37,380

>> Freddy: Golf carts on the road.

 

1289

00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:40,366

>> Parker: I wanted to. Are

 

1290

00:59:40,390 --> 00:59:41,434

the Wash Boys

 

1291

00:59:43,374 --> 00:59:46,222

neurodivergent queen or whatever the fuck? I don't fucking know who

 

1292

00:59:46,238 --> 00:59:49,234

those nerds are. Bunch of nerds. We're the champs.

 

1293

00:59:50,974 --> 00:59:51,954

That's right.

 

1294

00:59:54,774 --> 00:59:57,670

We are laughing, and we are

 

1295

00:59:57,702 --> 01:00:00,366

very good friends. Good buddy,

 

1296

01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,114

sharing a special moment.

 

1297

01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:20,146

>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man.

 

1298

01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:23,200

>> Parker: This's game over. Just hang Lou. Blood.

 

1299

01:00:23,312 --> 01:00:26,288

She gonna catch up on a reboot out of Med. Get to the

 

1300

01:00:26,336 --> 01:00:27,124

chopper.

 

1301

01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:33,860

>> Freddy: Oh, what a day. I

 

1302

01:00:33,892 --> 01:00:35,344

t it.

 

1303

01:00:36,524 --> 01:00:38,484

>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.

 

1304

01:00:38,644 --> 01:00:40,916

>> Freddy: As Stilla Vista, baby.

 

1305

01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:43,984

>> Parker: Goddamn. Hit. Go.

 

1306

01:00:44,364 --> 01:00:47,084

Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Anyway, as you

 

1307

01:00:47,124 --> 01:00:49,740

know, I'm a man of special needs.

 

1308

01:00:49,852 --> 01:00:52,742

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't

 

1309

01:00:52,766 --> 01:00:53,310

call me Shirley.