This week, on a hate-fueled episode of the BLC Podcast, we introduce you to the show's newest enemies, be they man or machine. Golfcarts are crappy and Whataburger invades the South. We break down Raygun and the Olympic Breakdancing shenanigans, and get a visit from an old friend of the show. Parker finally realizes the power of the bucket and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
This week, on a hate-fueled episode of the BLC Podcast, we introduce you to the show's newest enemies, be they man or machine. Golfcarts are crappy and Whataburger invades the South. We break down Raygun and the Olympic Breakdancing shenanigans, and get a visit from an old friend of the show. Parker finally realizes the power of the bucket and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night. Alive.
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It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, it's gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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man list stars. And in the morning, I'm making pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sound of Fred and also
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Ellen on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's, ah, start the game show.
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What?
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>> Parker: I mean, you didn't say nothing the whole time.
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>> Parker: I didn't say anything. I was reading welcome to the 155th
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episode. I was reading a book. Reading a novel.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
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>> Parker: You didn't know? I'm an avid reader outside of the show. And even during the show, most
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of.
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>> Freddy: The time, he was reading the Bible.
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>> Parker: I was reading the menu,
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of course. I was like, oh, they're opening a new wing place. Let me,
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just take.
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>> Parker: I wonder what's on their menu.
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>> Parker: I was like, wings? I would have never thought that.
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Welcome to the 155th edition of the Black Lincoln
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Collective podcast, where our niche is podcast
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for when you're taking a dump.
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We're always trying to find our niche, Fred. That's the key to podcasting, is
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finding your niche.
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>> Freddy: The poo cat.
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>> Parker: And so we're going to be exactly with the poo cast.
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Yeah. So we're so glad you joined
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us, and we can't thank you enough for your support on
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X, Facebook, Instagram, tick tock. You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com. and listen to every
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single day of your favorite podcast platform. Don't forget to like and review
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us and YouTube. And now it's the man of the
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hour, the man with the power to
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make all the ladies sour.
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It's for.
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>> Freddy: Stinky stinks.
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Yeah, that's not what you want to do,
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though.
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>> Parker: But you have the power.
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>> Freddy: I could.
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>> Parker: You.
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>> Freddy: I could have made them flower. That would have
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been.
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>> Parker: Sounds great.
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>> Freddy: Do you open the pedals?
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>> Parker: That's not
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inappropriate.
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>> Freddy: And as always, my
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man, Byron
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Allen.
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>> Parker: That's me.
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>> Parker: We should just call Alan Byron from now on.
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>> Parker: Yes, that's right. I own
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the Weather channel.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, Alan. No, you. You get the Feather
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channel. You got.
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It's just like feathers floating in the wind. Like forest
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gump, tickling
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feet.
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>> Parker: This feather comes from a bird.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad you joined
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us. Big week. Every week's a big week.
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But this week is an especially big week, because
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this week, Fred and Alan and of course,
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hundreds and thousands and millions of listeners at home
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or wherever you may be. I don't want to judge where you're listening.
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it's huge week because we made two
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brand spanking new enemies.
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>> Freddy: Well, I made one
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dollars.
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>> Parker: No, we. If we made $2, that would be the best.
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That'd be the best week so far.
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>> Freddy: Let's, get it.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: If we made $2, I'd be like, oh, we just quadrupled our
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profits.
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>> Parker: Yes.
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>> Parker: And then I was like, oh, yeah, you don't forget. You owe me
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$50.
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But, no, Fred, we made. We have two great new
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enemies that I can't wait to tell you about. Now, let me know.
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One of these enemies is a
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man, and one of these enemies is a machine.
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And I'll let you pick which one
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you we nominate for. Are we talking about first?
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>> Freddy: Okay, man. Or
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let's go with the machine.
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>> Parker: All right. the machine for 100
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years, operation.
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So, Fred, this is a,
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Hardy, black Lincoln collective. Fuck
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you, m to the people who drive
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their golf carts on public roads,
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because fuck those golf carts and fuck those
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people. You're officially
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in my book anyway. An enemy, the show. Now, not if
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you're, like, rural or, like, in a neighborhood, that's one
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thing. But, like, if you drive it down a major
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road in a town, in a city,
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in, like,
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no academy street in downtown Greenville, which
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is a four lane road,
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hundreds of people every minute. Ah, travel it.
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>> Parker: Think you're supposed to be doing that.
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>> Parker: I don't think you're supposed to be doing that either. But they did it
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with their four kids in the back, and
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they're just like, dirt, dirt, dirt.
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>> Parker: So did you tell them to go fuck themselves?
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>> Parker: No, because there were kids in the back.
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I was like, would it be funny if I was like, what
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should I, like? Rare up on them, and,
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like, one of the kids
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jumps out and gets hurt, then I'm
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like, well, I agree, but I
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don't know if that's legal or not.
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>> Parker: I mean, what you got to think about? We know what Parker
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drives.
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>> Parker: But I shift, shift. So
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I shift down. So it sounds mean.
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>> Freddy: There you go. You can't now, you can't put your kids in the back
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of your pickup anymore.
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>> Parker: I know.
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>> Freddy: No, like, that's. That was like, I didn't even know
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that. And, like, I was going. We were going somewhere. It's
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just, you know, right up the road, you know, I live
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rural, and the kids was like, you know, boys was like,
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can we ride in the back, daddy? Yeah, sure.
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And I was like, yeah, go ahead and my wife.
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>> Parker: That'S in a rural area. I don't see a problem with that.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. That's why I said, you know, totally illegal
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into town. Yeah.
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>> Parker: We'Re leaving tonight.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: The town I live, when the cars have no hoods.
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>> Parker: Lucky to have hoods or trunks.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Like, you got wheels on them.
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>> Parker: None of them move. None of these cars move in this town,
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so. Well, that's what got me, man. Is that whole,
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like. What. Why is this legal? Is this legal?
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And if it is legal, like, why do you have a
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golf cart with, like, these big fat tires and, like,
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rims and all this shit?
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>> Freddy: It's got sound systems. Yeah,
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I was looking into that, you know, cuz, I mean, I would like.
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>> Parker: To have thousand dollars probably worth.
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>> Freddy: Oh, no. Three, granddaddy.
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>> Parker: Three.
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>> Freddy: Three to five.
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>> Parker: That's not bad.
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>> Freddy: Three to five.
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>> Parker: I was thinking more like ten.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I think three to five.
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>> Parker: I was thinking seven to ten grand.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it might be. When I look at it, I
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>> Parker: I feel like the golf cart by itself is that. It's probably like three,
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right?
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: You have to accessorize.
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>> Freddy: They got a little spot up the street.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: In between us. Yeah, I'm saying that that sells golf
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carts, right? They. The
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whole lot is just like I figured, you
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know? Hey, man, let me get one of those golf carts, one of those
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shitty ones. You got this.
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>> Parker: Been out in the weather for all of time. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Since.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: how much can I. Can I get one of those? Like 300?
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Like grand. Yeah. Still gonna play.
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I'm like, dude, your overhead has got to be killing
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you. They just sitting there, right?
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>> Parker: I can go to any golf course and steal
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one.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. No. Oh, no, you cannot.
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>> Parker: No, you gotta put a deposit.
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>> Freddy: I did that. I just went and played Sunday,
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and stole a golf cart. No, what
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happened was I was getting in the car, and this is
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like. This is kind of one of the fancy ones, and it's got.
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So you can track your shot.
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>> Parker: Augusta and Georgia.
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>> Freddy: I was getting in it, and my head
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bumped it. Like, I hit my head pretty hard on the
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screen.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: And it shut the whole golf cart down. They thought I was
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trying to steal it. So, like, it wouldn't even
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bucket moving. Like, it was going like 1 mile an
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hour. We had to call the
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clubhouse. They had to bring us a new one out there.
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>> Parker: Check it out.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. No, you can't. You can't. You can't steal them,
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Mandy.
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>> Parker: And let's see what
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happen.
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>> Parker: $12,000.
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>> Parker: Yeah, but that's the twelve onward for power.
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Hp. Lithium. Dude.
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>> Parker: It better come with a hand job, man.
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>> Parker: There's one thing this. If there's one thing
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that. If there's one name that's synonymous with golf
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carts, as far as I'm concerned, it's club.
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>> Freddy: It's club car. Yeah.
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>> Parker: we make a fucking heart. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Five, thousand, 400.
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>> Freddy: Give me the 19. I want a classic. I want a
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1975.
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>> Parker: What? That one that's got a pet Arnold Paul
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defeat.
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You have to have two people to do it, or you just go in
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there. Like, the good thing is it also can go off road,
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so it can go in the water.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. It's got. It's got an e brake, so you can, like,
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do sideways.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Cool
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moves, tricks.
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But, yeah, so that would be okay. I would be okay with
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that. But, yeah, I just, like said, golf cart, enemy of the show.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, man, I know that's not the.
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>> Parker: Enemy of you, and it's not. I'm not against golf
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carts. Overall. I'm against golf. Like I
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said, golf carts in places they don't belong.
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Like.
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>> Freddy: Right, right.
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>> Parker: Discreets. Not like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, because.
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>> Freddy: Right on the beach.
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>> Parker: Right. Keep on the beach. Keep them in your pants. Keep them
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wherever. Just keep them away from me because fuck you. Golf
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carts.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, on the streets, it's too much traffic. As.
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Too much traffic on the road.
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>> Parker: as is.
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>> Parker: Yeah, actually it's not. Driving that car should
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be the enemy.
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>> Parker: That is the enemy. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Well, I guess kids in that golf cart
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risking.
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>> Freddy: All right, so you don't have
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atv's on the road, and I wouldn't
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miss.
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>> Parker: I've seen dirt bikes, which. Those are cool. Those I don't
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mind. Like,
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that doesn't bother me. That's. That's somebody taking their own shit. Those
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go. It's not. It's not an issue
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of. It's not a car. It's an issue of
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speed. If you can't maintain the posted
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speed limit in whatever, the vehicle, should not be able to drive there.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: That's just it. I mean, that's all there is to see.
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>> Freddy: I'll tell you, like. But the
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places now, they're just getting all
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people.
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>> Parker: People.
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>> Freddy: People really think they get. They get a little money and they think they
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better than what they are.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Ah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: That's what it is, man. You know, I said a little
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money on my guy.
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>> Parker: A lot of money, don't
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you?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, like, fuck you up on your
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high golf cart horse. You know,
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I got 13 gallon cat.
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>> Parker: I was high as fuck.
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>> Freddy: I got a friend who flipped the golf cart
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and, like, broke his foot. Hurt his foot real bad.
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Then, I had another friend. He was trying to, go up a
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hill. He told. He told us about it. He was trying to go up a hill on
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a mini bike.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: And, like, fucked his arm up. And we were like, damn.
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I'm thinking, like a hill. Like,
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you know, like a hill. One of the dunes in the deserts.
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Like a real.
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It was barely a mound. Like,
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it was. It was Fred's.
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>> Parker: Like, I was
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like, Fred's. Like, the great thing about this hill is
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I can stay to the bottom and see the other side. So.
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>> Freddy: See the other side of the hill.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Like, this is hardly even a dune, bitch.
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>> Parker: The best place was with Bonnie
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Bray. I mean, Barney Bray hadn't been out for, what, ten years?
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: That's how long ago I've driven a golf cart.
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>> Parker: But. Which everyone knows about.
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>> Parker: My body was the place to go, man, because they didn't care.
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>> Parker: They're like,
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>> Freddy: The one across the street from your. Well, now. they do. They
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kind of upgraded.
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>> Parker: No, the one. Yeah, the one across from my
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house.
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>> Parker: Oh.
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>> Freddy: yeah.
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>> Parker: Now, that. That place is a drug for it because it's cash there.
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They don't take.
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>> Freddy: A. Yeah, don't take cards, bro.
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>> Parker: And all the golf courses around this area have closed
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down.
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>> Freddy: It's the cheapest golf in town, man.
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>> Parker: And it's beautiful. It's well kept.
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It's a drug point, man. There's something. There's something else.
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>> Freddy: I shot my lower score on that course.
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>> Parker: That was great. The great thing about
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golf is that shot means so many different things.
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All right, anyway, so on, to our next enemy
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of the show. And this is a person. Like I said, this is a
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man, not a machine or a machine drummer.
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>> Freddy: Are you gonna give a full name?
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>> Parker: You know what? I think I am.
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>> Parker: Hell, yeah.
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>> Parker: So. And it's over. The silliest thing. So this guy wanted to come
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on our show, and his name. And
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he's a radio dj,
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Northeast. And his name. His show's
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name is the Crazy Joe show.
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Crazy. He's the rock and roll dj of your
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dreams. That's lewd, crude, with mad attitude
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and all that shit, I guess we call it, right?
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Well, yeah, he wanted to come on our show, and I was
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like, we'll try to have you on the show, bro. Try to
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be. You know, we try to have everybody. If you want to come on the show,
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listener, just tweet the show. We'll fucking get you on, and you
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can talk about whatever bullshit thing you have. Yeah,
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we don't care.
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>> Freddy: Just came crazy.
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>> Parker: No, I mean, if you're crazy, it might help. We're
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all a little crazy friend. We're just not as crazy
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as a guy named Crazy Joe, apparently.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So crazy Joe was like, get on the
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show. I'm gonna get on your show. I was like, okay, great. And
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so I was like, fred and Alan, and this is behind the scenes stuff, people.
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I was like, fred, we're not gonna get too behind
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the scenes. But I was like, he listened to this guy's stuff.
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>> Freddy: Is he gonna.
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>> Parker: We did like a deep dive. No, no, no. I'm not blaming
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anything on any.
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>> Parker: I'll take the hit for it.
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>> Parker: No, I'm happy to take the hit for this. I don't give a fuck. This guy. This is
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why he's an enemy of the show. But, so,
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you know, we were like, we listened to some of his opinions on certain things
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and, you know, we have varying opinions on things around here
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as well, but.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: For the most part, his opinions weren't,
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weren't going to be very well tolerated by any
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of us at any given time to say it that way.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: So I think that's a fair assessment. So
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style, we politely declined
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by saying, hey, you know what? We're
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not doing a show this week because we're sick.
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I'll get back with you. Because I tried to be,
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tried being.
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>> Freddy: I'm bumping you, Lizzie.
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>> Parker: So try to be, you know, because. Try to let them down easy, Fred. I like to let the
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ladies and the gentlemen said the crazies down easy.
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So I was like, okay, well, you know, thanks
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for your interest, and then we'll get back and maybe in the next week
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or two. Okay. Well, like, I
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forgot, honestly, because that, to me, that was, that was
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the end of that conversation.
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Well, then crazy Joe, tweeted me
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or messaged us. I'm sorry. He didn't tweet us. He messaged
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us. Yeah. and was like, hey, are you guys still, do you guys still
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want me? And I was like, oh, I didn't
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say anything because I was like, that's weird
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phrasing, you know? And
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that was on, like a Wednesday. I was like, Wednesday,
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Sunday. It was Sunday. So he. I didn't get back to
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him. No. Okay. Yeah, it was Sunday. So I
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saw it. I didn't look at it. I didn't open it up. So it didn't show us,
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like, red or anything like that. And I just,
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like, went about my business. Cause I just forgot about it. Honestly cuz,
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who fucking cares? And crazy Joe,
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so that was like I said, that was like Sunday. So like
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then Monday I got like a,
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hey, fuck you bitch.
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Kind of like message from him
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about all this shit. And I was like, and he's like,
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why knew you were gonna do this? And like, it's very crazy message.
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And I was like, oh well. So I responded. I was
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like, oh, hey guy, sorry I
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didn't respond to your message within 20, you know, within the last 24
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hours. Yeah, you have to be an asshole.
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I was like, hey, honestly, I just kind of forgot. And
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so he was like, that's not very social media view.
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Fuck you. And blocked us on all
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things. Oh, no, immediately.
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>> Freddy: Wouldn't even let but see, that's his mo though.
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>> Parker: That's it. And so that's why he's enemy in the
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show.
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>> Freddy: Like listen to the show. Listening right to his show.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: That is exactly why I did not want
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him on our show.
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>> Parker: Right. So don't go to the crazy show. Like
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don't go to the crazy Joe show.
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Calm and go to the crazy Joe
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show.com and
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m and said yeah, yourself.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Cuz you don't have to put anything but your email and you can just,
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you can make those up all the time.
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And if you happen to know,
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let's say you happen to be browsing a website
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that happens to offer, I don't know, a newsletter
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service where you can sign up with your little
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email there and get on all
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kinds of great information about the business, whether it be a
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dildo manufacturer or a titty
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milk group on Facebook, whatever
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is feel free.
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But we'll talk about something similar to that later. And feel free to add them to
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this too. Feel free to add radioman Joe
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20 all lists.
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So there you go, titty milk. So, he loves it.
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>> Freddy: He probably does love it.org.
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>> Parker: He'S like the homelander. He's like weird, like
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Homelander, more racist homelander
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somehow.
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>> Freddy: Oh, girl. Shot that titty milk in his face. He was
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like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that look he gave her at the end was the best thing on the
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habit. That was the funniest
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fuck. Anyway, so, so there you go,
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two enemies. fuck them. yep,
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two more. Add more. Two more to the list. Because Alan said, we'll see. Alan the
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other day was saying that we're, he's like, you know, we try to be really positive
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and we do try to be really positive generally.
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>> Freddy: We do.
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>> Parker: We, we nominate a lot more friends at the show.
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Then we do enemies of the show. Yeah, but
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there's two sides to every coin. And so
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now he's in times sometimes you got to just throw out
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the enemies and tell them fuck you. And so fuck you, golf cart.
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>> Freddy: I know, I had a, I had, ah, I was doing my job the
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other day and speaking of enemies, I think
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I made an enemy and I don't know, I thought I was about
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lose my job. But like, you know what, I'm rock.
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>> Parker: Again, I was gonna say.
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>> Freddy: So I was out doing my job and you know, I
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marked mark houses for people and it was
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like early in the morning, man. And this is like
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first and second house that I'm doing. And
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I get the house marked and I'm getting ready to
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leave. About to go back and get my equipment and walk back to the
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car and the like a big moving
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truck. Cuz I'm in like a really fancy
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neighborhood, you know, I'm saying, sure. And this big moving
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truck comes down.
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>> Parker: The street and so fancy that.
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>> Freddy: The movers, right,
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you know, 930 in the morning. These guys pulling up
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and the guys, you know, they
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asked me, they was like, hey man, is this like 219?
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I was like, yeah, it is. He's like, all right, cool. Two
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young brothers, young black dudes. And, and
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so like I go back to get my equipment, they
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pull, it's two lane road. And I'm saying tight little
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two lane road and they're in a big old moving truck.
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So they pull past the
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house to back in, you know. And they have one
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of those crazy driveways, little small
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entrance and they have like a
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very elegant, like a stone column
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mailbox, you know, it's like, you know what I'm
484
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saying,
485
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right? And I'm getting my stuff
486
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and I'm about to walk back to my car and the homeowner comes out
487
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and I politely wavered her and I say, good
488
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morning, ma'am. And she ignores
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me altogether and she's focused on these two
490
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dudes and she's like, oh no,
491
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they better not hit my mailbox.
492
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You know, she just starts going off and
493
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you know, he's like three point.
494
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>> Parker: Turning it, he's taking it easy.
495
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>> Freddy: Wiggle it in. Yeah, sure.
496
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And then they had just had their like front lawn
497
00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:39,179
graded and had irrigation put on. You
498
00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:42,063
could see the little stub ups that comes and she's
499
00:21:42,087 --> 00:21:44,911
like, oh hell no, this is the wrong crew. The
500
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:47,919
wrong crew. And I'm like, what the
501
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:48,447
hell?
502
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>> Parker: What does she mean by the wrong, crew.
503
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>> Freddy: Yeah, exactly.
504
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>> Parker: You know what she means?
505
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>> Freddy: So they wiggle it in, they get
506
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it into the driveway, and like I said, the
507
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driveway's thin. And they've got the
508
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:05,297
freshly graded front yard with the
509
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thing with the things in it. If they hit
510
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my, irrigation, I'm gonna shit a
511
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brick. And I'm walking towards my car,
512
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and I just said. I said it under my breath, but I said
513
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it loud enough, which I was like, you, Shut the fuck up.
514
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yeah. And I
515
00:22:22,485 --> 00:22:25,045
was like, oh, my God. Before I could even like,
516
00:22:25,149 --> 00:22:27,957
yeah. Put two and two together that I said. It
517
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:31,033
came out of my mouth. I know she heard me
518
00:22:31,693 --> 00:22:32,565
deny it.
519
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>> Parker: You deny that shit?
520
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>> Parker: Yeah, man.
521
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>> Parker: One thing about our business is you deny. I did
522
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not.
523
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>> Parker: Rich people love this podcast, Alan.
524
00:22:43,341 --> 00:22:43,789
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
525
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:46,793
>> Parker: So there's a pretty realistic listening right now.
526
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She's like, that. Was that.
527
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>> Freddy: If she. If she is listed. Hey,
528
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bitch, shut the fuck up and.
529
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>> Parker: Listen to the re enemies of the show.
530
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That's right. Feel free to tweet us at fuck you, bitch.
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>> Freddy: But it was just way too early for that.
532
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,569
>> Parker: Like, too early for that bullshit of.
533
00:23:05,641 --> 00:23:08,417
>> Freddy: Anger, especially towards somebody
534
00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:11,241
who's bringing you your shit.
535
00:23:11,377 --> 00:23:14,189
>> Parker: Okay, so they were. They were bringing it in and they weren't.
536
00:23:14,281 --> 00:23:16,565
They had just moved in, probably. Yeah, they were
537
00:23:16,589 --> 00:23:18,197
bringing out.
538
00:23:18,245 --> 00:23:21,077
>> Freddy: You could tell, like, they had done. No, they
539
00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:23,797
remodeled the house. They got the lawn
540
00:23:23,925 --> 00:23:26,893
taken care of, so now they're getting their. Their shit
541
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moved in. So, like, I
542
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,477
was just. Yeah, fuck that lady, man. I was so
543
00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:33,069
bad.
544
00:23:33,221 --> 00:23:36,085
I, like. Really? Because I was. It was
545
00:23:36,109 --> 00:23:38,829
cool that day, you know, it's been really hot. Cool,
546
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:39,245
yeah.
547
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>> Parker: You're having.
548
00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:41,717
>> Freddy: Yeah. Nice day.
549
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:44,193
>> Parker: First couple of the day are always nice. Like,
550
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you know. Yeah.
551
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,971
That was my favorite dragon whore. When I worked landscaping, like,
552
00:23:50,987 --> 00:23:53,955
the first two or three jobs of the day, it was still kind of
553
00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:56,915
chilly outside, and you were just, it's
554
00:23:56,939 --> 00:23:59,771
gonna be a good day. And then you get to the fourth. Fuck
555
00:23:59,827 --> 00:24:00,531
everybody.
556
00:24:00,627 --> 00:24:01,303
>> Freddy: Yeah.
557
00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:07,059
>> Parker: You know, I've been out of town, so I was working out in
558
00:24:07,091 --> 00:24:09,963
Florida. We worked at the same thing. We worked in a rich
559
00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:12,881
neighborhood. People were like, just like you're saying. And
560
00:24:12,897 --> 00:24:15,657
then I went to quote unquote, poor
561
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,361
neighborhood, man. They're the greatest people in the world.
562
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:18,929
>> Parker: Yeah, of course.
563
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>> Parker: You want something to do, right?
564
00:24:25,913 --> 00:24:26,649
>> Freddy: Yeah.
565
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:27,801
>> Parker: Yeah, that's true.
566
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>> Freddy: I tell you, I fucking. If I ever become
567
00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:33,465
rich, I swear, man, I won't be just like that. I'm gonna be a
568
00:24:33,489 --> 00:24:34,053
stop.
569
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>> Parker: It's like, I can't be that. I kick my own
570
00:24:45,573 --> 00:24:48,301
ass. Yeah. I would punch
571
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myself in the dick.
572
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:52,469
>> Parker: No, I, here's what I would do. If I was, if I was to become rich.
573
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:55,357
I would, I would still be a nice guy. I would still
574
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do like, like you said, get drinks, whatever, for the people.
575
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But I would do it in the dickish, most dickish way possible.
576
00:25:01,069 --> 00:25:01,493
>> Freddy: Yeah.
577
00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:04,525
>> Parker: So I'd be like, oh, why don't you go to the pool
578
00:25:04,589 --> 00:25:07,389
house where there's a mini fridge and
579
00:25:07,421 --> 00:25:10,389
grab yourself a small water? That's
580
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:13,245
on me, bud. That's on me. Feel
581
00:25:13,269 --> 00:25:14,913
free to leave. $0.50 in the job.
582
00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:16,013
>> Freddy: Yeah.
583
00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:18,813
>> Parker: This isn't a charity.
584
00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:22,333
It only takes,
585
00:25:25,263 --> 00:25:26,483
it gives no change.
586
00:25:28,303 --> 00:25:30,003
It gives no change at all.
587
00:25:31,943 --> 00:25:34,763
>> Freddy: $49 worth of quarters in your pocket.
588
00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:39,271
>> Parker: It's part of being rich. Hey, I can do it. I can swing it.
589
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,351
I love it. Five rows of quarters in my pocket. People are
590
00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:44,923
like, damn, look at that guy. He's hung it. I'm like, and I'm rich.
591
00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:52,563
Those darkies better not touch my new braided.
592
00:25:54,903 --> 00:25:57,175
My wife just called me from the factory.
593
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>> Freddy: I felt sorry for the dudes, man. You know,
594
00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:03,087
they're probably going to, you can't win loading that.
595
00:26:03,175 --> 00:26:03,695
>> Parker: Yeah.
596
00:26:03,799 --> 00:26:06,731
>> Freddy: They spend 3 hours with that woman who's
597
00:26:06,787 --> 00:26:09,275
already in a bad mood, who's not because of
598
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:11,243
them. Not because of them at all.
599
00:26:11,283 --> 00:26:13,883
>> Parker: Right? And it's nothing doing it. They couldn't, he could not win
600
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,947
nothing. But.
601
00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,763
>> Freddy: But they're gonna get it. Yeah.
602
00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:18,283
>> Parker: Right.
603
00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:21,331
>> Parker: They're gonna feel probably mad because she couldn't get the refrigerator
604
00:26:21,387 --> 00:26:23,503
she wanted, right?
605
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,363
>> Freddy: Probably. Yeah. Yeah.
606
00:26:25,443 --> 00:26:28,303
>> Parker: They were, she's probably mad because they were.
607
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:31,263
>> Freddy: World.
608
00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:34,781
>> Parker: She's like, they're two on time. They said 930. And it
609
00:26:34,797 --> 00:26:37,165
is exactly 930. What is happening?
610
00:26:37,349 --> 00:26:39,453
>> Freddy: You know, Kamala's leading in the polls.
611
00:26:40,383 --> 00:26:43,159
>> Parker: you know, and then the thing is, they bitch about the mail
612
00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:46,191
when nobody gets anything really in the mail.
613
00:26:46,327 --> 00:26:48,363
You know, everybody gets everything online.
614
00:26:50,183 --> 00:26:50,855
>> Parker: What do you mean?
615
00:26:50,879 --> 00:26:53,671
>> Parker: You're not going to get your Wednesday Hardee's coupons, you
616
00:26:53,687 --> 00:26:54,199
know?
617
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:56,599
>> Parker: Whoa, whoa. Shots fired at Hardee's?
618
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>> Parker: I mean, no, no. I'm saying for us, that's a big deal because
619
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we're.
620
00:27:02,063 --> 00:27:04,893
>> Freddy: What do you get your, your advertisement for?
621
00:27:04,893 --> 00:27:05,255
>> Parker: yeah.
622
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,723
>> Freddy: America's services.
623
00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:11,375
>> Parker: UNtil loan services, you know.
624
00:27:11,479 --> 00:27:12,163
>> Freddy: Yeah.
625
00:27:12,703 --> 00:27:15,239
>> Parker: You want to get, would you like 12% off gutter
626
00:27:15,271 --> 00:27:15,959
cleaning?
627
00:27:16,111 --> 00:27:16,487
>> Freddy: Yeah.
628
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:17,963
>> Parker: Your live
629
00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:19,723
expired.
630
00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:20,711
>> Freddy: Yeah.
631
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,605
>> Parker: So a buddy of mine owns a company in whataburger. and for those of
632
00:27:23,629 --> 00:27:26,251
all you guys, listen, around the world, of course, everybody knows what
633
00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:29,179
Whataburger is. It's taken the south, the South Carolina area by
634
00:27:29,211 --> 00:27:31,955
storm, at least where we are. Well, so
635
00:27:32,139 --> 00:27:35,023
one of them opened very near a friend of mine's business.
636
00:27:35,323 --> 00:27:38,099
And as, like, you know, a show of a gesture of good
637
00:27:38,131 --> 00:27:40,923
faith and whatever, and to get people in, they had some
638
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:43,931
representatives from whataburger come around to all the local businesses and give them like
639
00:27:43,947 --> 00:27:46,395
a, like a gift bag, right? It had a
640
00:27:46,419 --> 00:27:49,179
menu and some Stickers and, like a cookie
641
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,099
or two and, like, some coupons, right? So, like, getting
642
00:27:52,131 --> 00:27:54,883
the, you know, this is when we're opening grand. It's great day.
643
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:57,835
So. And, like, koozie or whatever. So he
644
00:27:57,859 --> 00:28:00,673
showed me, I happened to be over there in his business, like, just hanging out for a minute,
645
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:03,481
and he was like, dude, check out what we got from
646
00:28:03,497 --> 00:28:06,105
Whataburger. And I was like, oh, wow. You know, whataburger
647
00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,773
was pretty good when I was in Texas, I'm sure. What a gift,
648
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:12,129
right? Exactly. And I was like, no, I can't say that.
649
00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:15,017
Like, I can't do that to myself. But I was like, wow,
650
00:28:15,105 --> 00:28:17,933
what a surprise. Okay. Anyway, so,
651
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:21,275
shut up. And so I'm talking to myself, by the way, not to you,
652
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:24,291
Fred. So we
653
00:28:24,307 --> 00:28:27,203
get it, and we're looking, I'm like, what are these coupons? Because, you know, maybe these are some really
654
00:28:27,243 --> 00:28:29,503
good, you know, some good ponds right here,
655
00:28:30,203 --> 00:28:33,155
you know, I was like, oh, what a deal. And I was like, oh, wait. And then.
656
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,747
Here you go, Fred. Then I was like, wait, what a twist.
657
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,811
Because all of the coupons were already expired.
658
00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:39,663
And the place.
659
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:44,139
The place had not even opened yet, and every coupon was
660
00:28:44,171 --> 00:28:44,863
expired.
661
00:28:46,883 --> 00:28:49,663
I looked, I was like, wait, they're all expired.
662
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:52,899
I was like, I'm sure they'll. I have no doubt that they all,
663
00:28:52,971 --> 00:28:54,939
like, honor them, you know?
664
00:28:55,091 --> 00:28:55,795
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
665
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,787
>> Parker: But still, it's just funny that, like, here you go. Oh, no, no,
666
00:28:58,835 --> 00:29:00,223
you can't actually use it.
667
00:29:02,203 --> 00:29:03,115
Like, fuck you.
668
00:29:03,179 --> 00:29:05,443
>> Freddy: Just to get you in the store, right?
669
00:29:05,483 --> 00:29:07,891
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. Just to get you. And then, like, you have to.
670
00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:09,443
>> Freddy: Sorry, I don't know.
671
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:11,163
>> Parker: I haven't been to a whataburger.
672
00:29:11,203 --> 00:29:14,075
>> Freddy: I haven't been yet either, man. I had to drive through there the
673
00:29:14,099 --> 00:29:16,949
other day, and, like, the traffic was
674
00:29:16,981 --> 00:29:19,885
just so much. It was so intense. They had police out
675
00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:22,709
there. Like, I was like,
676
00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:25,677
that's insane. But they open 24 hours,
677
00:29:25,725 --> 00:29:26,269
right?
678
00:29:26,421 --> 00:29:27,725
>> Parker: I believe that they are, yeah.
679
00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:28,181
>> Freddy: Yeah.
680
00:29:28,237 --> 00:29:30,253
>> Parker: So, I mean, or at least some of them are.
681
00:29:30,413 --> 00:29:33,357
>> Freddy: It was like 05:00 traffic when I was going through. So
682
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,393
I was like, if I'm gonna try it up.
683
00:29:37,773 --> 00:29:40,755
>> Parker: And it'll be fine. It'll be just like any other ways,
684
00:29:40,869 --> 00:29:43,711
any of. I mean, like I said, back in the day when I had whataburger
685
00:29:43,767 --> 00:29:46,311
almost, what, 15 years ago, 20 years ago, did you.
686
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,079
>> Freddy: I never had it.
687
00:29:47,111 --> 00:29:50,111
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, 2003. So, yeah, years ago, it was great.
688
00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,603
But that was when smash burgers didn't exist.
689
00:29:53,023 --> 00:29:56,015
Right? So it was a smash burger, and that's what made
690
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:58,895
it great, is it was like the crunchy burger. Now, that
691
00:29:58,919 --> 00:29:59,951
shit everywhere.
692
00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:01,963
>> Freddy: Yeah. Is that what it is?
693
00:30:02,263 --> 00:30:03,031
>> Parker: That's what it was.
694
00:30:03,087 --> 00:30:05,695
>> Parker: As I recall, I went a couple of weeks ago.
695
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,183
That's here. it was when I was out of town.
696
00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:08,473
>> Parker: Right.
697
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,137
>> Parker: it was just a regular burger joint.
698
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,537
>> Parker: Yeah, it wasn't.
699
00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:12,497
>> Parker: It wasn't.
700
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:15,529
>> Freddy: Yeah. When it was like, no
701
00:30:15,561 --> 00:30:17,129
curly fries or.
702
00:30:17,281 --> 00:30:20,201
>> Parker: Well, I mean. I mean, it was just. Yeah, it was just.
703
00:30:20,297 --> 00:30:22,961
I mean, it was. It tastes like every other burger
704
00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:23,721
joint, you know?
705
00:30:23,777 --> 00:30:24,825
>> Freddy: The burger joint. Yeah.
706
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:26,601
>> Parker: They do have taquitos, though, so they.
707
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,333
>> Freddy: Got, what, an average burger?
708
00:30:28,913 --> 00:30:31,653
>> Parker: Yeah. What? Yeah. What a disappointment.
709
00:30:34,103 --> 00:30:37,047
>> Parker: I mean, it was packed, and everybody was there, and I got my burger, and I
710
00:30:37,055 --> 00:30:39,983
was like, well, I over. Kind of overpaid
711
00:30:40,023 --> 00:30:41,951
for this, but, I mean, it was filling in.
712
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,167
>> Freddy: It wasn't bad, right?
713
00:30:44,335 --> 00:30:45,483
>> Parker: Better or worse?
714
00:30:47,191 --> 00:30:49,283
I think Wendy's is kind of sets the bar.
715
00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:51,079
It.
716
00:30:51,191 --> 00:30:53,999
>> Parker: Well, it was. It was actually, it was
717
00:30:54,031 --> 00:30:56,591
like, when price wise, it's about the
718
00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:57,071
same.
719
00:30:57,207 --> 00:30:57,927
>> Parker: Equal. Actually.
720
00:30:57,975 --> 00:31:00,643
>> Parker: You know what it tastes like? It tastes like an Applebee's burger.
721
00:31:01,423 --> 00:31:03,847
>> Parker: Okay. I don't know if that's better or worse than Wendy's.
722
00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:06,871
>> Parker: Well, yeah, Applebee's burgers are,
723
00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:09,895
you know, they're basically, they're a little bit bigger than Wendy's, but,
724
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you know, that's fine.
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>> Freddy: You get a, what is it? What do they call, Applebee's?
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>> Parker: it's not a bad burger. In other words, it's not bad,
727
00:31:17,215 --> 00:31:17,415
but.
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>> Freddy: It'S not casual dining burger grill.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Casual diet burgers.
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>> Parker: Neighborhood bar and grill.
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>> Freddy: Fast food prices.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Parker: Yeah. It wasn't like getting a burger at Gordon Ramsay when you got a
735
00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:31,139
burger. Gordon Ramsay, that was joy eating this.
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>> Parker: Burger in tattered blue chain shorts. Yeah,
737
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it's casual burger
738
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tank. like, nothing says Applebee's.
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Like. Yeah, like a white beater and tattered blue jean
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shorts, you know, wear
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pants. A. Ah, week ago.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Ah, well.
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>> Parker: Well, five years ago. All right, well, we're going to take
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a quick break, and we'll be back with more
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hot bluejean short action.
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The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return
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after a word, from our sponsors.
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>> Parker: Welcome back to the 155th edition of the Black
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Lincoln collective podcast. We're so excited that
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you still joined us for some fucking reason.
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So Fred,
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the years have come and gone once again.
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We're saying hello to new friends and
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goodbye to this country's. Wait,
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the world's olympics. It's the world's,
756
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right.
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>> Parker: Yeah, it is the world's olympics.
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>> Parker: So. And of course this Olympics,
759
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just like every Olympics recently has been,
760
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right, has produced many a, great story and many a
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meme and ah, or a meme, if that's
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what you want to call it.
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I, prefer me. I like, see, here's why I
764
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like meme better than mammoth because
765
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my dad's wife,
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like 5th, 5th or 6th wife, whatever he's
767
00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:20,505
on now once she's very
768
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weird and so she wants the kids to call her
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meme as like her
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instead of like grandma or like,
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>> Freddy: They call their grandma Meemaw.
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>> Parker: Yeah, me. Yeah, me was. Yeah.
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>> Parker: But this is like, I, it took me like two years to even remember because I'm
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like every time.
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What is it?
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>> Parker: Mammy?
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>> Parker: She's like, you, mammy, grandma meme.
778
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Exactly.
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>> Parker: She's a meme.
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>> Parker: Yeah. So that's why I'm like, I'm not going to say it because I don't, I'd
781
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rather. But Fred, so one of the, so
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insincerely though, like I said, it was a great Olympics. We're so
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glad that every, the USA won. Yes,
784
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we won. I mean, barely. We won, we won
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overall medals and we won, tied for, tied for
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gold. Yeah,
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so whatever.
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But the one thing that everybody was talking about left,
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talking about at the end, Fred, which is something that I didn't watch enough of
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Washington, the first and apparently last
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addition of Olympic break dancing.
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Take us through it in his, his rendition of
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sports.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, so I watched, I watched.
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>> Parker: Doesn't count. I said it.
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Sports. Sports. Nailed it.
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>> Freddy: Oh, I think we got it.
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>> Parker: Yeah, everybody but one of us did it.
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>> Freddy: Wow.
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>> Parker: So that was Olympic sports.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, I was, I was, I
802
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watched, I was really excited about the break dancing competition
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because I mean, I'm not a b boy by any
804
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means, but I am a hip hop head. I,
805
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love breakdancing. I love all things hip hop. breaking
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graffiti in your brain, you.
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>> Parker: Would be boy if you wanted over dope. Like you
808
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would totally do that.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: If I, in my brain, like in the
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I self back
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in the day.
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>> Freddy: The only thing I could do and I could do it
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really well, was. I know I could spin on
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my knee. I could put, like, one knee down.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Spin around. And I could, like, get the. I could get my
818
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momentum going so fast, I could hold my arms out
819
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and I would just spin on my knee. And that was
820
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about the only thing I did.
821
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But the whole,
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>> Parker: And then you do that move, that's.
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>> Freddy: Only, like, that's all you can do.
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>> Parker: But I could do them all. I could do the windmill, the
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vacuum.
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>> Parker: Alan grew up on the heyday.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I could pass it to you
828
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like that.
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>> Parker: I even did my shoelaces and everything.
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>> Freddy: But I was really excited about the breakdancing
831
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competition because, like Matt said, this is the
832
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first break dancing competition in the
833
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Olympics. And the reason that it was in the Olympics is
834
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because it was so big over in France.
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>> Parker: Break that why I didn't really know.
836
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's a. It's really popular in France.
837
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So they add the event to the
838
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Olympics. So here we go. August
839
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9. it was the. The first round.
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They started with the ladies, and
841
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ladies, you know, it starts,
842
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early, earlier in the day over there. So,
843
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like, I had to watch the replay. So I had to watch the
844
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replay. So that means I had to watch, like, the entire
845
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thing. I couldn't skip through it.
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>> Parker: Oh, watch it. Okay.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I just had to watch it. And it started
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out, like, I think they started out with
849
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17, breakers. So they had to
850
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have a one round
851
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battle between, like, 16 and
852
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17 ranked.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: And ever. And
855
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that happened. And one of the girls,
856
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the first girl got knocked out. She went home,
857
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and then they got into the competition, and the first
858
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round was pretty good. Like, they had two girls out.
859
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B girls out there.
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>> Parker: And it was, like, versus. Right, right.
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>> Freddy: so what, though, what it was, they had nine
862
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judges. They had nine judges.
863
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And, like. And that was the thing that people were talking about
864
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because there was no real technical
865
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way to judge it. It was just,
866
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like, judges opinion.
867
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Like, okay, she won.
868
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Yeah. Four out of the. Or
869
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five out of the nine said that this
870
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person won, so they won.
871
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Yeah.
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>> Parker: They needed an old school. It, like, beat street.
873
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Just.
874
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>> Freddy: Have, like, everybody form a circle.
875
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>> Parker: Yeah, everybody former circle.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Freddy: But, so, like, okay, we.
878
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So we're going through the rounds, and, like, you know,
879
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some girls are really are better than others, but pretty
880
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much overall, the women
881
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are. They. They can break, they can dance.
882
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>> Parker: Yeah. Yeah. They know what they're doing.
883
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>> Freddy: And then we get to one in particular.
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Female doctor
885
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Rachel Gunn, aka
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Reagan.
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>> Parker: Cool name.
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>> Freddy: Cool, cool name. Yeah, I was like, oh,
889
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shit, Reagan, Australia. I was
890
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like, okay, let's see.
891
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>> Parker: This chick does where you need a band,
892
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Fred. And the singer was named Tommy
893
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Gun.
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>> Freddy: Oh, really?
895
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
896
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>> Parker: A metal gun.
897
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>> Parker: Metal gun. Metal. G U n N.
898
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Yeah, yeah.
899
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>> Freddy: And I think that's how she spelled her last name.
900
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>> Parker: Right, because that's, Tommy Gunn.
901
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>> Freddy: And so, evidently, Winchester be.
902
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>> Parker: Howitzer. Yeah,
903
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that was the other name.
904
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There's some other ones I don't remember, but Winchester P. Howitzer
905
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is.
906
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>> Freddy: That's a good name.
907
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>> Parker: They're all named after guns. Yeah, because we're metal gun.
908
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:19,038
>> Freddy: Metal good. Oh, that was the name of the band.
909
00:39:19,078 --> 00:39:19,978
Metal good.
910
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What was your name?
911
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>> Parker: I was Tommy Gunn.
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>> Freddy: You were Tommy Gunn. Okay.
913
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>> Parker: I believe so.
914
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>> Freddy: Okay.
915
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>> Parker: Okay.
916
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:30,414
>> Freddy: And we.
917
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>> Parker: Stage Personas. You know. You know how it is.
918
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>> Freddy: Miss M. Ray gun.
919
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>> Parker: Sorry.
920
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>> Freddy: Was a professor of. She had a
921
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PhD in interpretive
922
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dance or war, something like
923
00:39:42,974 --> 00:39:43,326
that.
924
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>> Parker: Okay.
925
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>> Freddy: But I was really excited to see her. I, thought
926
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she would.
927
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>> Parker: Okay, so, yeah. Before you saw her, did you have expectations?
928
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You were like, this lady's gonna know how to do it.
929
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>> Freddy: I thought she would. I thought everybody would. Knew how to
930
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do it.
931
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>> Parker: Right.
932
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>> Freddy: Like, well, I had that. No, that
933
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nobody into the Olympic
934
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breakdancing.
935
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>> Parker: Right.
936
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>> Freddy: Did not know how to break.
937
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>> Parker: Right.
938
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
939
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>> Parker: It's like, you can be a gymnast and not know how to
940
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do gymnastics.
941
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>> Freddy: Right. There's no way you get on the Olympic floor
942
00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:17,706
if you don't know how to do gymnastics.
943
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Somewhat.
944
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>> Parker: Well, at least
945
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serviceably. Yeah.
946
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>> Freddy: Right? Fake it. no,
947
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she. She just got out there and
948
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started dead fish. Flopping,
949
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twisting, and gyrating.
950
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>> Parker: Like, I like she. When she did the bear.
951
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>> Parker: Yeah.
952
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>> Freddy: she did shut down. She had
953
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some moves. Like, there was a couple times
954
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where.
955
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>> Parker: She did throw some stuff in there. Yeah.
956
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>> Freddy: She was just not really flexible.
957
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And she had no speed.
958
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>> Parker: Right. It was slow.
959
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>> Freddy: You know, it was. It was very
960
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slow.
961
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>> Parker: Right.
962
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>> Parker: It's very much like me trying to do it.
963
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>> Freddy: I was about to say, for lack.
964
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>> Parker: Of better words, I get it.
965
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>> Freddy: White. It was very, very
966
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white.
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>> Parker: Perfect description.
968
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>> Freddy: But I can't even say that, because
969
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you had the girl nicker.
970
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>> Parker: And the dude, the guy who wanted all was white.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. No, you. I said it right,
972
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man.
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>> Parker: And you. I believe you.
974
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>> Freddy: You had the correct response. Her name,
975
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she had on a durag. She was from
976
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Lithuania. and she could, break dance
977
00:41:34,634 --> 00:41:35,706
her ass off.
978
00:41:35,722 --> 00:41:36,154
>> Parker: Oh, yes.
979
00:41:36,226 --> 00:41:39,066
>> Freddy: I mean, she fucking, like.
980
00:41:39,202 --> 00:41:39,682
>> Parker: Yeah.
981
00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:41,218
>> Freddy: I'm surprised she didn't.
982
00:41:41,338 --> 00:41:43,678
>> Parker: She's the blackest person in Lithuania
983
00:41:44,898 --> 00:41:45,234
just.
984
00:41:45,266 --> 00:41:47,738
>> Freddy: Because of her name coming from the bossy
985
00:41:47,778 --> 00:41:49,118
projects of Luis.
986
00:41:52,018 --> 00:41:54,038
>> Parker: I like that. I like that bitch.
987
00:41:54,858 --> 00:41:57,570
I think the bitch that was after Reagan, she's
988
00:41:57,594 --> 00:41:59,148
like, yeah.
989
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:02,106
>> Freddy: Ah, she went against
990
00:42:02,162 --> 00:42:04,762
the chick, won it, like, first. Yeah,
991
00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:07,842
she. At first, she went against the chick that won it.
992
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:10,946
And, I mean, there
993
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:13,724
was no comparison. She did not win a, point from the
994
00:42:13,756 --> 00:42:16,756
judges. Reagan
995
00:42:16,812 --> 00:42:19,252
did not. You can see the people in the
996
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,586
audience looking like,
997
00:42:21,762 --> 00:42:22,478
what?
998
00:42:24,298 --> 00:42:26,338
>> Parker: They didn't even put the camera on snoop?
999
00:42:26,498 --> 00:42:29,434
>> Freddy: No, they knew better than
1000
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:30,038
that.
1001
00:42:33,898 --> 00:42:35,170
>> Parker: Because he started it, you know?
1002
00:42:35,194 --> 00:42:35,434
>> Parker: Snoop.
1003
00:42:35,466 --> 00:42:36,038
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1004
00:42:39,538 --> 00:42:42,346
>> Parker: So my wife and I were talking about this, and we have a
1005
00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:45,328
theory, because she told me that, Ray Ray
1006
00:42:45,368 --> 00:42:48,214
and her husband, like, kind of started this,
1007
00:42:48,246 --> 00:42:50,318
like, olympic movement for break
1008
00:42:50,358 --> 00:42:52,766
dancers in Australia. Yeah.
1009
00:42:52,902 --> 00:42:53,870
>> Freddy: So, right.
1010
00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:56,894
>> Parker: I write. I explained to my wife,
1011
00:42:57,006 --> 00:42:59,550
I was like, listen, honey, throw some shrimp on the bottom. So,
1012
00:42:59,574 --> 00:43:02,500
anyway, but she was like, well, you know, maybe. So maybe
1013
00:43:02,524 --> 00:43:05,300
it was like a. You know, the husband was like, oh, you're
1014
00:43:05,324 --> 00:43:07,868
gonna, you know, we're gonna. I
1015
00:43:07,948 --> 00:43:10,048
nominate you or whatever. Maybe that's the whole.
1016
00:43:10,868 --> 00:43:13,800
Yeah, so maybe it's that he was just like, oh, my
1017
00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:16,508
wife's the best dancer I'm gonna nominate. I said, but more likely.
1018
00:43:16,848 --> 00:43:19,464
And now, Fred, tell me how this would work with your marriage.
1019
00:43:19,616 --> 00:43:19,728
>> Freddy: Right.
1020
00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:22,560
>> Parker: it was that. And, like, I used
1021
00:43:22,616 --> 00:43:25,616
from. For to explain this to my wife, you know, as a metaphor. I
1022
00:43:25,624 --> 00:43:28,624
said, hey, you know how you walk around this house all the time
1023
00:43:28,768 --> 00:43:31,680
singing Hamilton and saying how you
1024
00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:34,416
can do Hamilton better than whoever,
1025
00:43:34,504 --> 00:43:36,968
you know? And I was like, so just imagine the
1026
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,922
husband listening, watching
1027
00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,882
his wife do his. Her break dancing moves every single day.
1028
00:43:43,002 --> 00:43:43,746
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1029
00:43:43,914 --> 00:43:46,906
>> Parker: Where she, like, watches break dancing videos on YouTube, and it's just
1030
00:43:46,954 --> 00:43:49,690
like, honey, watch. I just learned this. This
1031
00:43:49,746 --> 00:43:52,578
move. Whatever it is, it does
1032
00:43:52,610 --> 00:43:55,498
it like. Yeah. He's like, oh, come
1033
00:43:55,530 --> 00:43:58,514
on. And every day, she's like, boom, boom.
1034
00:43:58,658 --> 00:43:59,794
>> Freddy: Best practice.
1035
00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:02,850
>> Parker: And she was like. And then they. They started this committee, and he, you
1036
00:44:02,866 --> 00:44:05,752
know, he ended up being one of the chairs, and I. And she's like, so every
1037
00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:08,696
day, she's like, honey, I want to be. I want to go to
1038
00:44:08,704 --> 00:44:11,584
the Olympics. I want to represent Australia. Breaking. And at first, he's like,
1039
00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:14,280
yeah, you know, okay, well, we have to have a contest. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
1040
00:44:14,296 --> 00:44:16,992
blah. And every single day, she's like,
1041
00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:19,848
no, like, up his ass about it. Right? And so
1042
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,688
he's the best.
1043
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,232
>> Parker: You said I have good. You know?
1044
00:44:22,272 --> 00:44:25,012
>> Parker: And finally he was like, you know what, honey?
1045
00:44:26,072 --> 00:44:28,864
You go out and you represent. You go out there. I
1046
00:44:28,888 --> 00:44:31,696
can't wait to see you in the most vindictive way
1047
00:44:31,744 --> 00:44:34,720
possible. And at first, she was like, I don't know. Then I was
1048
00:44:34,736 --> 00:44:37,524
like, just think about it. She's like, yeah, I could see that happen.
1049
00:44:37,588 --> 00:44:40,062
Like, I could, like, go do that. Yeah, you
1050
00:44:40,402 --> 00:44:42,994
do. Hamilton star in
1051
00:44:43,018 --> 00:44:44,010
Hamilton buyers.
1052
00:44:44,066 --> 00:44:46,770
>> Freddy: I think. I think what. What more that likely
1053
00:44:46,866 --> 00:44:48,902
happened was they were probably
1054
00:44:49,602 --> 00:44:52,426
put it out over a pa system and was like,
1055
00:44:52,474 --> 00:44:55,258
good. I might just want to let everyone
1056
00:44:55,370 --> 00:44:58,362
know when he volunteers for the break dance
1057
00:44:58,402 --> 00:45:01,314
to challenge at the Olympics in Paris. So if you
1058
00:45:01,338 --> 00:45:01,902
want.
1059
00:45:04,322 --> 00:45:07,026
>> Parker: To know, people get stuck
1060
00:45:07,074 --> 00:45:07,822
somewhere.
1061
00:45:09,482 --> 00:45:11,978
>> Parker: Well, then my other thinking is how alternates.
1062
00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:12,902
>> Freddy: Alternate.
1063
00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:16,154
>> Parker: How big can the breakdancing scene in Australia be?
1064
00:45:16,258 --> 00:45:19,154
Chances are, the people who judge this because she did go up against
1065
00:45:19,218 --> 00:45:22,194
other people, like, to win. But I feel like,
1066
00:45:22,218 --> 00:45:24,778
just, like, break it. Like you said, breakdancing is subjective.
1067
00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:27,850
So people who judged it were, like, 65 year
1068
00:45:27,866 --> 00:45:28,802
old australian people.
1069
00:45:28,882 --> 00:45:29,502
>> Freddy: Right?
1070
00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:31,622
>> Parker: She's there with a great dance.
1071
00:45:32,672 --> 00:45:35,618
>> Parker: M. We're gonna go with the original premise that, you know, they couldn't mess the
1072
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:36,622
drug screen.
1073
00:45:37,252 --> 00:45:40,092
>> Parker: Well, we talked about that, too. That was one. Because Alan was like, we.
1074
00:45:40,132 --> 00:45:40,444
>> Freddy: I know.
1075
00:45:40,468 --> 00:45:43,292
>> Parker: There are better break dances. Yeah, but they can't pass this
1076
00:45:43,332 --> 00:45:45,742
test. Yeah, you have to for the Olympics.
1077
00:45:46,022 --> 00:45:48,870
>> Parker: if that man did what you're saying, that hypothetical,
1078
00:45:49,006 --> 00:45:50,262
he deserves a gold medal.
1079
00:45:50,302 --> 00:45:53,238
>> Parker: That's what I said. I'm
1080
00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:56,054
100% on his side. Because if that's. He was like, you know what,
1081
00:45:56,078 --> 00:45:57,882
honey? Fine.
1082
00:45:58,542 --> 00:46:01,414
>> Freddy: Sometimes you gotta pull them down out
1083
00:46:01,438 --> 00:46:02,268
the clouds.
1084
00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:04,692
>> Parker: You gotta let them. Let them see their fate.
1085
00:46:05,152 --> 00:46:05,696
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1086
00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:08,658
>> Parker: Like, you made the choice on solid ground. You go do that,
1087
00:46:08,762 --> 00:46:10,498
and I support you 100%.
1088
00:46:10,562 --> 00:46:11,926
>> Freddy: Oh, God.
1089
00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:14,666
>> Parker: She's like, they're gonna get divorced after this.
1090
00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:17,458
>> Parker: Well, the sad part is, they actually. They're the
1091
00:46:17,482 --> 00:46:20,234
family, and, you know, Australia loves
1092
00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,570
her. They're saying.
1093
00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:21,966
>> Parker: Yeah.
1094
00:46:21,966 --> 00:46:23,120
>> Parker: yeah, they got you.
1095
00:46:23,288 --> 00:46:26,232
>> Parker: Well, I don't know if Australia loves her, because, I mean, we saw
1096
00:46:26,264 --> 00:46:28,802
that australian dude commentate,
1097
00:46:28,944 --> 00:46:31,918
but that was the funniest thing. You know, I don't know if
1098
00:46:31,942 --> 00:46:34,550
Australia loves her, but, you know, they're acting
1099
00:46:34,598 --> 00:46:37,488
like she's the best. You know, the family. it may
1100
00:46:37,512 --> 00:46:39,872
be going back to what Parker said, that they're all
1101
00:46:39,904 --> 00:46:42,816
like, we got to tell this bitch she's the best. If not,
1102
00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:44,298
yeah, we're in trouble.
1103
00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:45,102
>> Parker: Yeah.
1104
00:46:46,802 --> 00:46:48,182
>> Parker: You know, she's the.
1105
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:52,802
>> Freddy: But now is her head, like, extra pumped
1106
00:46:52,842 --> 00:46:55,772
up now because of this? Like, that's true.
1107
00:46:56,112 --> 00:46:58,288
You can't. I mean, she can't.
1108
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,172
>> Parker: I don't see how she could be, like, I am the greatest.
1109
00:47:03,672 --> 00:47:04,248
>> Freddy: Australia.
1110
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,772
>> Parker: So she's the best breakdancer from Australia.
1111
00:47:07,472 --> 00:47:10,160
>> Freddy: I didn't. I thought it was a joke,
1112
00:47:10,216 --> 00:47:12,600
though. Like, I thought it was. I didn't.
1113
00:47:12,656 --> 00:47:13,616
>> Parker: When I saw it, I thought it.
1114
00:47:13,624 --> 00:47:16,320
>> Freddy: Was like a. Yeah, I was like.
1115
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:19,248
>> Parker: This because Australia people do that, you know, it's
1116
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:19,592
like.
1117
00:47:19,672 --> 00:47:22,504
>> Parker: You remember that Saturday Night Live skit that they did? American
1118
00:47:22,568 --> 00:47:23,654
gladiator.
1119
00:47:23,848 --> 00:47:24,386
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1120
00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:27,282
>> Parker: And the guy was like, I'm from certain, certain town. And he
1121
00:47:27,362 --> 00:47:27,746
grunted.
1122
00:47:27,794 --> 00:47:28,662
>> Freddy: He fell.
1123
00:47:31,842 --> 00:47:33,898
>> Parker: I think that's exactly what happened.
1124
00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:34,386
>> Parker: We're gonna.
1125
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:36,992
>> Freddy: No, more like the, It's more like the Chippendales
1126
00:47:37,032 --> 00:47:39,736
episode with Farm where, like, he's dancing against
1127
00:47:39,784 --> 00:47:41,892
Bradley Swayze and it's like, right.
1128
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,972
>> Parker: God, he's got it, though.
1129
00:47:44,432 --> 00:47:45,696
>> Freddy: He's got the energy.
1130
00:47:45,824 --> 00:47:48,704
>> Parker: Like, there's just something about him. And, like. So
1131
00:47:48,728 --> 00:47:51,218
they're like, glazing him. Glazing him means, like, you know, being
1132
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:54,202
nice until the end. And they're like, no, the other guy. Like, 100%
1133
00:47:54,242 --> 00:47:56,474
the other guy. Like, but, you know, but to give.
1134
00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:59,262
>> Parker: It to him, he looks so much better. I mean, they were.
1135
00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:06,042
>> Parker: I think. I think it's amazing. And if that is the case,
1136
00:48:06,082 --> 00:48:07,922
that's the greatest thing that I really.
1137
00:48:08,002 --> 00:48:10,700
>> Freddy: I really, I really. I'm really sad that they
1138
00:48:10,876 --> 00:48:13,668
are not bringing it back because next year it's in
1139
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:16,596
LA and really
1140
00:48:16,684 --> 00:48:19,594
big. Yeah. It has a really big break culture.
1141
00:48:19,748 --> 00:48:21,202
Yeah, I'm saying. So
1142
00:48:22,222 --> 00:48:23,014
around.
1143
00:48:23,198 --> 00:48:25,478
>> Parker: They would know what to get. What the deal, right.
1144
00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:28,310
>> Freddy: They would know. Yeah. They know what you did wrong and.
1145
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:30,802
>> Parker: Like, you know, so you would have better,
1146
00:48:31,102 --> 00:48:31,702
you know.
1147
00:48:31,782 --> 00:48:32,402
>> Parker: Right.
1148
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:34,752
>> Parker: Because, I mean, the best break dancers are,
1149
00:48:34,702 --> 00:48:35,726
In the street.
1150
00:48:35,894 --> 00:48:38,870
>> Freddy: Yeah, they're in the street, man. For real. I
1151
00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:41,790
mean, you put skateboarding in there two times in a
1152
00:48:41,806 --> 00:48:42,422
row. Come on.
1153
00:48:42,462 --> 00:48:45,202
>> Parker: Right. Well, skate. But I see. I think skateboarding is more.
1154
00:48:45,932 --> 00:48:48,242
Oh, like, yeah, you can take that.
1155
00:48:48,282 --> 00:48:50,778
>> Freddy: Yeah, you can. You can know the
1156
00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:51,462
trick.
1157
00:48:53,122 --> 00:48:55,794
>> Parker: Red Bull wrote a nice check to the Olympics and they're
1158
00:48:55,818 --> 00:48:58,554
like, you know, I don't think. You know, I don't
1159
00:48:58,578 --> 00:49:00,712
think, Puma is gonna write a check to the Olympics.
1160
00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:03,774
>> Freddy: There was another thing about. There was the, Some. It was like
1161
00:49:03,798 --> 00:49:06,622
the international dance Federation
1162
00:49:06,782 --> 00:49:09,748
had had, something to do with it also, because
1163
00:49:09,804 --> 00:49:12,378
they wanted, like, they wanted a spot in the
1164
00:49:12,394 --> 00:49:14,874
Olympics, right. But they didn't have
1165
00:49:14,922 --> 00:49:17,810
anything that would. That wasn't
1166
00:49:17,890 --> 00:49:20,754
dated young. You can't
1167
00:49:20,842 --> 00:49:21,066
really.
1168
00:49:21,098 --> 00:49:22,738
>> Parker: Let's go waltz or.
1169
00:49:22,874 --> 00:49:25,498
>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm saying, I mean, we don't.
1170
00:49:25,514 --> 00:49:26,880
>> Parker: Know what's going on in the back and,
1171
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:27,530
>> Freddy: Back, right.
1172
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,086
>> Parker: Set up from the beginning.
1173
00:49:30,238 --> 00:49:32,158
>> Freddy: Yeah, I like that.
1174
00:49:32,174 --> 00:49:34,410
>> Parker: That's what Alan goes to. Like this.
1175
00:49:35,670 --> 00:49:38,558
>> Parker: No, no. Waltz. Because
1176
00:49:38,614 --> 00:49:41,220
they wanted to dance. They're like, all right,
1177
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:43,996
let's, you know, we'll do break dancing. And even if it's
1178
00:49:44,028 --> 00:49:46,852
successful, we'll. We'll do it one time and that's it.
1179
00:49:46,876 --> 00:49:47,444
>> Parker: Right.
1180
00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:48,156
>> Parker: You know?
1181
00:49:48,228 --> 00:49:48,646
>> Freddy: Right. Yeah.
1182
00:49:48,646 --> 00:49:50,422
>> Parker: well, it's probably the same thing that happened with her.
1183
00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:51,766
>> Parker: I mean, like, you mean.
1184
00:49:51,862 --> 00:49:54,710
>> Parker: Okay, listen. International Dance Federation. You
1185
00:49:54,734 --> 00:49:57,534
do this to us every fucking year. You want us to put.
1186
00:49:57,606 --> 00:49:59,738
Fine, we'll put break dancing in. Great.
1187
00:50:00,478 --> 00:50:03,430
>> Parker: Tell me. Because of her, they decided not to do
1188
00:50:03,454 --> 00:50:04,578
it. No.
1189
00:50:06,078 --> 00:50:06,938
>> Freddy: Uh-huh.
1190
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:07,868
>> Parker: No, it didn't.
1191
00:50:08,288 --> 00:50:09,668
>> Freddy: It didn't suck.
1192
00:50:10,088 --> 00:50:11,480
>> Parker: It was good. I mean, the people.
1193
00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:13,904
>> Freddy: It was. Even the
1194
00:50:13,936 --> 00:50:16,448
dude won it. The dude who won.
1195
00:50:16,528 --> 00:50:17,904
>> Parker: The canadian guy?
1196
00:50:18,096 --> 00:50:19,872
>> Freddy: Yeah. Was he canadian?
1197
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:20,760
>> Parker: I believe was.
1198
00:50:20,824 --> 00:50:23,696
>> Freddy: He went up against the french guy. And, like,
1199
00:50:23,752 --> 00:50:26,388
I was really surprised that the french guy didn't win
1200
00:50:27,088 --> 00:50:27,760
just because.
1201
00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:29,248
>> Parker: They were in field advantage.
1202
00:50:29,288 --> 00:50:32,144
>> Parker: Now, one thing I do have to say is the music they
1203
00:50:32,176 --> 00:50:34,656
did not have break me. The music was not
1204
00:50:34,752 --> 00:50:35,272
yet.
1205
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,828
>> Freddy: No. Yes, it was.
1206
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:39,608
It had break beats and. Oh,
1207
00:50:39,608 --> 00:50:39,832
>> Parker: Man.
1208
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,480
>> Parker: No, I didn't have the old school break beats in there. They
1209
00:50:42,504 --> 00:50:44,388
had no.
1210
00:50:44,888 --> 00:50:46,628
>> Freddy: Yeah, they did, man.
1211
00:50:47,848 --> 00:50:50,780
That shit was hot. They had, They played, Oh, it was something they
1212
00:50:50,804 --> 00:50:53,756
played, but it was old school. And I felt it,
1213
00:50:53,772 --> 00:50:55,888
man. I was like, oh, hell, yeah.
1214
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,428
>> Parker: I felt it in my.
1215
00:51:02,588 --> 00:51:05,084
>> Freddy: I wanted to get on my knee and try to spin
1216
00:51:05,116 --> 00:51:05,688
again.
1217
00:51:06,848 --> 00:51:08,032
>> Parker: Cardboard, honey.
1218
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,868
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1219
00:51:09,568 --> 00:51:11,188
>> Parker: I felt it in my loins.
1220
00:51:13,008 --> 00:51:15,928
>> Parker: Well, I'm glad that it was at least, you know,
1221
00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:18,624
that's one thing you can say whether they do it again or not. At least it was.
1222
00:51:18,656 --> 00:51:19,072
Remember?
1223
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,784
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1224
00:51:19,936 --> 00:51:22,568
>> Parker: There are plenty of people that were like, yeah, dude, that was
1225
00:51:22,608 --> 00:51:25,268
awesome. And there have been other, like, other,
1226
00:51:25,258 --> 00:51:27,338
events, too, that have been, like, one and done,
1227
00:51:28,278 --> 00:51:31,206
like, dancing. And so I think they still do ice dancing, but
1228
00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:34,166
there's been a few. I know some other events that they were like, oh, yeah. They
1229
00:51:34,182 --> 00:51:37,162
did it once, and then that was all that they could.
1230
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:40,148
>> Freddy: They're doing, next year they're bringing in. What's that
1231
00:51:40,228 --> 00:51:43,128
sport with the. With.
1232
00:51:44,908 --> 00:51:46,248
>> Parker: Highlight thing?
1233
00:51:46,588 --> 00:51:47,684
>> Freddy: Is it highlight?
1234
00:51:47,796 --> 00:51:49,764
>> Parker: Highlight, yeah, with the big hook and they, like, throw it.
1235
00:51:49,796 --> 00:51:52,288
>> Freddy: Yeah, I think. I think. I think it might be. Oh.
1236
00:51:59,388 --> 00:52:01,688
>> Parker: I got. That's the original b boy right there.
1237
00:52:02,618 --> 00:52:04,398
>> Freddy: That's me, d boy.
1238
00:52:06,298 --> 00:52:07,758
>> Parker: Even if it says Alan,
1239
00:52:11,898 --> 00:52:14,238
radio listeners don't know how to do it. So,
1240
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,348
I didn't even send out the invite.
1241
00:52:19,388 --> 00:52:22,060
>> Freddy: Right. You spin around on your dick when you break dance
1242
00:52:22,124 --> 00:52:22,728
like.
1243
00:52:29,078 --> 00:52:32,062
>> Parker: He break down he is the earth. Breakdown
1244
00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:35,174
the dick. It's upside down on
1245
00:52:35,206 --> 00:52:35,778
it.
1246
00:52:39,278 --> 00:52:41,982
So was it your idea be to bring
1247
00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:44,958
breakdancing to the Olympics, see if it would
1248
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:45,578
fail?
1249
00:52:46,198 --> 00:52:48,942
>> Parker: No, it was not my idea to bring
1250
00:52:48,990 --> 00:52:51,358
it, okay? It was my
1251
00:52:51,398 --> 00:52:52,178
idea.
1252
00:52:55,738 --> 00:52:56,718
>> Freddy: It was.
1253
00:52:57,058 --> 00:52:59,714
>> Parker: Yes. I've been, you know, I've been
1254
00:52:59,746 --> 00:53:01,768
busy. I've been, you know.
1255
00:53:02,468 --> 00:53:03,888
Oh, yeah. You know,
1256
00:53:05,508 --> 00:53:08,444
because, you know, there's, you know, that big. In
1257
00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:11,404
their incident that happened, you know, and, you know, I
1258
00:53:11,476 --> 00:53:14,436
just, I, you know, I had to take care of
1259
00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:15,008
business.
1260
00:53:16,348 --> 00:53:18,572
>> Parker: Are you saying you tried to shoot Donald Trump?
1261
00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:19,448
>> Freddy: No.
1262
00:53:21,858 --> 00:53:22,638
Oh.
1263
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:30,194
>> Parker: I like that. He's like, I could be inventing new
1264
00:53:30,226 --> 00:53:32,754
diseases, but what? I really was fucking the Star wars
1265
00:53:32,786 --> 00:53:33,558
universe.
1266
00:53:40,098 --> 00:53:42,278
See, that's what Satan's here for, Fred.
1267
00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:44,778
Satan hates nerds.
1268
00:53:44,938 --> 00:53:46,674
>> Parker: That's all you guys. That's.
1269
00:53:46,826 --> 00:53:49,268
>> Freddy: Did you. So
1270
00:53:49,388 --> 00:53:51,756
evidently, you didn't have anything to do with Deadpool,
1271
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:52,676
Wolverine.
1272
00:53:52,852 --> 00:53:54,488
>> Parker: Oh, no, no, no.
1273
00:53:56,508 --> 00:53:57,572
>> Parker: Just a fan.
1274
00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:00,628
>> Freddy: Yes, they made a deal
1275
00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:01,004
with me.
1276
00:54:01,036 --> 00:54:03,088
>> Parker: For a successful movie and.
1277
00:54:09,828 --> 00:54:11,884
>> Freddy: A galaxy far, far away.
1278
00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:12,348
>> Parker: That's right.
1279
00:54:12,388 --> 00:54:14,608
>> Freddy: Oh, no, that's right.
1280
00:54:20,248 --> 00:54:22,868
>> Parker: You can suck my Luke Skywalker.
1281
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,228
>> Freddy: Suck my lightsaber, man.
1282
00:54:29,408 --> 00:54:30,800
>> Parker: Or my baby Yoda.
1283
00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:31,828
>> Parker: That's gay.
1284
00:54:35,928 --> 00:54:37,388
>> Parker: Suck his skywalker,
1285
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:40,256
my actual person's name.
1286
00:54:40,312 --> 00:54:42,804
>> Freddy: Yeah, juggle my Taunton.
1287
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,638
>> Parker: There you go. Well, guys, I'm gonna take you in the
1288
00:54:45,646 --> 00:54:48,590
back season
1289
00:54:48,662 --> 00:54:51,550
is if you don't come in, I'm gonna go
1290
00:54:51,582 --> 00:54:54,142
on solo. So
1291
00:54:54,238 --> 00:54:57,094
anyway, so. Well, yeah, so be what is
1292
00:54:57,134 --> 00:54:58,702
new, you down your way?
1293
00:54:58,714 --> 00:55:01,668
is what's going on. You seem like you've been real busy, and I know you haven't come on the show in
1294
00:55:01,676 --> 00:55:02,460
a while.
1295
00:55:02,652 --> 00:55:05,524
>> Parker: Yeah, well, we don't been doing this stuff. Just
1296
00:55:05,564 --> 00:55:08,524
getting ready for Christmas. My best time, you know, the greatest time
1297
00:55:08,564 --> 00:55:11,514
for me. Just been hanging
1298
00:55:11,554 --> 00:55:13,802
out, you know, doing my thing, you know, been in
1299
00:55:13,818 --> 00:55:16,534
California, been to Florida.
1300
00:55:16,984 --> 00:55:19,960
you know, those hurricanes and stuff. You know, I've been working on
1301
00:55:19,992 --> 00:55:21,954
them. Got them hurricanes.
1302
00:55:22,994 --> 00:55:25,134
>> Parker: it's a hard job. Yeah.
1303
00:55:25,874 --> 00:55:28,722
>> Parker: Been helping out the housewives and stuff. You
1304
00:55:28,738 --> 00:55:31,682
know, like, I hope this housewife out there
1305
00:55:31,778 --> 00:55:34,672
the other day, she was getting some stuff moved to
1306
00:55:34,696 --> 00:55:35,980
her house, and,
1307
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,304
you know, I got her a mailbox, and these guys want
1308
00:55:40,312 --> 00:55:40,432
to.
1309
00:55:40,456 --> 00:55:42,192
>> Freddy: Destroy her mailbox, and I don't understand.
1310
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:45,136
>> Parker: Why the fuck they wanted to do that, you know?
1311
00:55:45,328 --> 00:55:47,768
>> Parker: Fucking idiots, man. Don't mess with the
1312
00:55:47,784 --> 00:55:48,336
mailbox.
1313
00:55:48,408 --> 00:55:50,850
>> Parker: Hey, what do you think I told him?
1314
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,180
>> Parker: Freddie, I do know I love you, right?
1315
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:55,716
Don't you?
1316
00:55:55,888 --> 00:55:57,652
>> Parker: Oh, no, that's his friend.
1317
00:55:57,796 --> 00:55:58,840
>> Parker: That's my friend.
1318
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,360
>> Freddy: No, I'm sorry,
1319
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:06,600
I'm about to get the holy water.
1320
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:10,852
>> Parker: Holy water? That's a beer,
1321
00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:11,800
asshole.
1322
00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:19,760
I turned it into piss.
1323
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,232
Yes, but that's about it.
1324
00:56:27,376 --> 00:56:29,420
>> Parker: Oh, well, sage, real quick, what do you think of crazy,
1325
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,432
Joe?
1326
00:56:30,576 --> 00:56:31,740
>> Parker: Oh, crazy.
1327
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,540
>> Parker: He's enemy Joe.
1328
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,368
That's enemy calm.
1329
00:56:38,504 --> 00:56:41,320
>> Parker: Yeah, crazy Joe. Show if anybody
1330
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,380
log on to that. Put him on all the gay porn sites.
1331
00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:47,406
Pornhub all. They put his mailing
1332
00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,690
address in there. You know, he used to go for,
1333
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:52,898
you know.
1334
00:56:52,994 --> 00:56:55,602
>> Parker: Let me think of some other. Yeah, let's think of all the gayest things.
1335
00:56:55,706 --> 00:56:56,058
>> Parker: Yeah.
1336
00:56:56,114 --> 00:56:58,074
>> Parker: You know, socks and cocks.
1337
00:56:58,162 --> 00:56:58,830
>> Parker: Yes.
1338
00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,710
>> Freddy: Versus foot.
1339
00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:07,030
>> Parker: Yeah.
1340
00:57:11,410 --> 00:57:12,874
>> Freddy: Twinks for dinks.
1341
00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:14,670
>> Parker: Wiggle it in moving company.
1342
00:57:15,450 --> 00:57:17,060
>> Parker: Yeah. Oh, crazy joke.
1343
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:20,756
>> Parker: crazy Joe. Crazy Joe. Wait, so wait a minute.
1344
00:57:20,788 --> 00:57:22,000
That might be the same guy.
1345
00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:36,212
All right. Bye, Zayden. Goodbye. When he laughs, that's time to go.
1346
00:57:36,276 --> 00:57:36,908
>> Parker: Wait, wait.
1347
00:57:36,964 --> 00:57:38,000
>> Parker: I gotta laugh.
1348
00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:40,920
>> Parker: Hold on a second. This is for free.
1349
00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:44,040
I'm gonna do this for you, Freddie. Okay?
1350
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,060
Are you ready? You ready, Freddie?
1351
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,140
>> Parker: Are you ready?
1352
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,140
Oh, Jesus.
1353
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,968
All right. Thank you for grazing us with your presence there. Be.
1354
00:58:05,104 --> 00:58:07,896
>> Parker: All right. I'm gonna leave my name as Alan and let the
1355
00:58:07,928 --> 00:58:09,448
motherfucker come back on.
1356
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,300
>> Parker: Possess him is what happens,
1357
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,130
right? You just possess him and then, you know,
1358
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:19,742
and that's. He doesn't make him. He just does that for
1359
00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:22,542
fun. He's like, got
1360
00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:24,998
him. Merry Christmas to buy from my family to
1361
00:58:25,014 --> 00:58:25,690
yours.
1362
00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:33,710
>> Freddy: Bye, Satan.
1363
00:58:33,830 --> 00:58:35,410
>> Parker: Halloween's just around the corner.
1364
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:38,690
Bye. He's still here.
1365
00:58:39,070 --> 00:58:41,050
>> Freddy: Look at him lingering.
1366
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,480
>> Parker: He's just staring at us, right? I don't think you will.
1367
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,400
>> Freddy: Your butt with your finger. You have to let it
1368
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,048
linger.
1369
00:58:48,184 --> 00:58:51,016
>> Parker: That's right. Why is your mustache touching your eyes, Satan?
1370
00:58:51,048 --> 00:58:51,740
Anyway.
1371
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,328
>> Parker: That'S right. I forgot about. Look at that
1372
00:58:57,384 --> 00:58:59,060
sexy mustache I have.
1373
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,256
I forgot that you supposed to look at my. Why am
1374
00:59:03,288 --> 00:59:06,040
I running my mustache here when
1375
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,486
you can't see me?
1376
00:59:07,648 --> 00:59:10,458
>> Parker: Sure we can't. All right, well,
1377
00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:13,482
bye bye, Satan. Fred. Satan. Whatever.
1378
00:59:13,586 --> 00:59:16,442
>> Parker: I love you, and merry Christmas from my family
1379
00:59:16,506 --> 00:59:17,450
to yours.
1380
00:59:17,610 --> 00:59:19,830
>> Parker: Goodbye forever. Well, for now.
1381
00:59:21,170 --> 00:59:21,818
So.
1382
00:59:21,954 --> 00:59:24,802
So, Fred, let me tell
1383
00:59:24,826 --> 00:59:27,530
you, I know we're running out of time for this evening,
1384
00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:30,670
but I got to tell you about the greatest invention
1385
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:34,082
in the history of inventions. the invention
1386
00:59:34,138 --> 00:59:36,294
that saved my life based on
1387
00:59:36,994 --> 00:59:39,906
this past weekend. And I've never been
1388
00:59:39,930 --> 00:59:42,890
more thankful for something so simple yet so
1389
00:59:42,962 --> 00:59:45,930
important. And that invention, Fred,
1390
00:59:46,042 --> 00:59:47,174
is the bucket.
1391
00:59:48,234 --> 00:59:49,154
>> Freddy: Oh, bucket.
1392
00:59:49,494 --> 00:59:52,470
>> Parker: I bought my first bucket that I've ever
1393
00:59:52,502 --> 00:59:54,754
owned in my life over the weekend
1394
00:59:55,054 --> 00:59:57,822
because you get it at Home Depot.
1395
00:59:57,958 --> 01:00:00,650
I did get it. Home Depot had to fix my
1396
01:00:00,682 --> 01:00:03,522
washing machine. And we were walking around home depot to get the stuff to
1397
01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:05,946
fix it, and my young son Nate was like,
1398
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:08,770
dad, let's get one of those buckets. And I was
1399
01:00:08,802 --> 01:00:11,410
like, you know what? A bucket could come in
1400
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,134
handy.
1401
01:00:13,674 --> 01:00:15,418
>> Freddy: You brought your first bucket?
1402
01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:17,414
>> Parker: My first ever bucket as a man,
1403
01:00:18,394 --> 01:00:19,066
bro.
1404
01:00:19,210 --> 01:00:21,614
>> Freddy: I found buckets on the side of the road.
1405
01:00:23,594 --> 01:00:24,938
I'm about to take that bucket.
1406
01:00:24,986 --> 01:00:26,482
>> Parker: Find a lot of sidewalk buckets.
1407
01:00:26,538 --> 01:00:26,962
>> Parker: Yeah.
1408
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,650
>> Freddy: I could always use the extra bucket.
1409
01:00:28,682 --> 01:00:31,662
>> Parker: Well, see, and, you know, see, you already been turned on. Aware of
1410
01:00:31,678 --> 01:00:32,054
the buckets.
1411
01:00:32,094 --> 01:00:34,194
>> Parker: You don't know how important a bucket is until
1412
01:00:35,734 --> 01:00:37,022
you need a book, right?
1413
01:00:37,078 --> 01:00:37,622
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1414
01:00:37,758 --> 01:00:40,702
>> Parker: So I had to unplug all the water and shit so I could
1415
01:00:40,718 --> 01:00:43,366
fix my washing machine because, you know, I just got it clogged up. No big
1416
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,808
deal, right? and so I was like, oh, you know,
1417
01:00:46,188 --> 01:00:49,060
bucket. Let's see what. Let's see how this works. So
1418
01:00:49,084 --> 01:00:51,788
every time I unplug something, I would put it in the bucket
1419
01:00:51,948 --> 01:00:53,608
and nothing else got wet.
1420
01:00:54,268 --> 01:00:54,828
>> Freddy: Amazing.
1421
01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:55,460
>> Parker: Mind boggling.
1422
01:00:55,524 --> 01:00:56,420
>> Freddy: Amazing.
1423
01:00:56,484 --> 01:00:59,246
>> Parker: And then, well, let me get this, though, Freddy. Then
1424
01:00:59,302 --> 01:01:02,286
after I cleaned everything up, I just poured the water right out of the
1425
01:01:02,302 --> 01:01:02,798
bucket.
1426
01:01:02,918 --> 01:01:04,022
>> Freddy: Of the bucket.
1427
01:01:04,150 --> 01:01:04,678
>> Parker: And then my.
1428
01:01:04,718 --> 01:01:07,486
>> Freddy: You know what? Like, and you don't even have to dry the bucket.
1429
01:01:07,542 --> 01:01:10,094
No, it dries the bucket of drive dry itself.
1430
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:13,070
>> Parker: Amazing. And then my kids, like, dad, I need to carry some
1431
01:01:13,094 --> 01:01:15,894
stuff downstairs. And I was like, put it in this bucket. He
1432
01:01:15,926 --> 01:01:16,310
did.
1433
01:01:16,414 --> 01:01:19,126
>> Parker: Dude, you put that shit in the
1434
01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:19,790
bucket.
1435
01:01:19,934 --> 01:01:21,178
>> Parker: The bucket carries.
1436
01:01:21,838 --> 01:01:22,862
>> Freddy: Put it in the bucket.
1437
01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:25,286
>> Parker: It was amazing. I. I just have to say, I know.
1438
01:01:25,342 --> 01:01:27,668
>> Freddy: You know what? You know how much, like.
1439
01:01:29,688 --> 01:01:32,600
>> Parker: Thousands of roofers can't be wrong, right?
1440
01:01:32,744 --> 01:01:33,728
>> Parker: Look at that. There's a bucket.
1441
01:01:33,768 --> 01:01:34,588
>> Freddy: Bucket.
1442
01:01:34,968 --> 01:01:36,548
>> Parker: What's in that bucket?
1443
01:01:37,688 --> 01:01:39,168
What you put in that bucket.
1444
01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:40,040
>> Parker: It's poop some.
1445
01:01:40,104 --> 01:01:41,188
>> Freddy: There's some dirt.
1446
01:01:42,008 --> 01:01:43,944
>> Parker: Little bucket action.
1447
01:01:44,096 --> 01:01:44,960
>> Parker: Aster.
1448
01:01:45,144 --> 01:01:48,024
>> Parker: Yep. That's the only kind he has. So. Yeah, buckets
1449
01:01:48,056 --> 01:01:48,748
are great.
1450
01:01:50,848 --> 01:01:52,316
He's got so many buckets.
1451
01:01:52,472 --> 01:01:54,652
>> Freddy: Look at it. Golf balls.
1452
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:57,468
>> Parker: That's the great thing about buckets. They can be filled with anything, Allen.
1453
01:01:57,548 --> 01:01:59,900
Yeah. I wouldn't have guessed that was filled with golf
1454
01:01:59,924 --> 01:02:02,836
balls, wouldn't I? Guess
1455
01:02:02,972 --> 01:02:04,564
not the way you man handled it.
1456
01:02:04,676 --> 01:02:06,580
>> Freddy: I got a bucket of laundry detergent.
1457
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,808
>> Parker: I. Yeah. Surprised by that.
1458
01:02:10,388 --> 01:02:12,724
Buckets are the greatest invention that I can.
1459
01:02:12,756 --> 01:02:14,924
>> Freddy: When I get done. When I get done with the laundry
1460
01:02:14,956 --> 01:02:17,956
detergent, I got another bucket. I
1461
01:02:17,972 --> 01:02:19,218
got a bucket of. Yeah.
1462
01:02:19,298 --> 01:02:21,358
>> Parker: You wash your car bucket.
1463
01:02:21,858 --> 01:02:24,466
>> Freddy: How else are you gonna wash your car if you don't have a
1464
01:02:24,482 --> 01:02:24,922
bucket?
1465
01:02:25,010 --> 01:02:25,638
>> Parker: Right?
1466
01:02:27,138 --> 01:02:29,198
>> Freddy: That's how we know Matt and,
1467
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:34,674
well.
1468
01:02:34,706 --> 01:02:37,666
>> Parker: We, you know, we did have a bucket when we lived at 40 main because we
1469
01:02:37,682 --> 01:02:39,738
used to pour the bucket in the toilet.
1470
01:02:39,818 --> 01:02:41,888
>> Parker: Right. But that wasn't my m.
1471
01:02:42,698 --> 01:02:44,158
Community bucket.
1472
01:02:44,618 --> 01:02:46,126
>> Parker: Yeah, that was community bucket.
1473
01:02:46,182 --> 01:02:48,978
>> Parker: Right. And I don't know what happened that bucket, but it did a great job.
1474
01:02:49,278 --> 01:02:52,118
It literally served us well. But, yeah, no, so the first time,
1475
01:02:52,158 --> 01:02:54,828
and I was like, oh, man. Like, really
1476
01:02:55,128 --> 01:02:57,068
my money's worth for this bucket?
1477
01:02:58,248 --> 01:03:00,024
I felt like such an idiot.
1478
01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:02,038
>> Parker: No, dude, it's awesome.
1479
01:03:04,278 --> 01:03:05,654
>> Parker: Gives you so much pleasure.
1480
01:03:05,766 --> 01:03:08,470
>> Freddy: Remember, I was the first out. I was the first out in that
1481
01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:09,222
poker tournament.
1482
01:03:09,270 --> 01:03:09,566
>> Parker: Yeah.
1483
01:03:09,622 --> 01:03:12,188
>> Freddy: And I won that bucket. I got a bucket.
1484
01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:14,588
>> Parker: Best day ever. Change your life.
1485
01:03:15,808 --> 01:03:17,992
>> Freddy: I would, but I got replacement buckets.
1486
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,960
>> Parker: A bucket to bucket, man. That's bucket. It's a bucket.
1487
01:03:20,984 --> 01:03:22,824
>> Freddy: You can. You can stack them.
1488
01:03:22,976 --> 01:03:23,304
>> Parker: Yeah.
1489
01:03:23,336 --> 01:03:26,120
>> Freddy: I mean, you can rack them, like
1490
01:03:26,184 --> 01:03:27,268
pyramid them.
1491
01:03:28,568 --> 01:03:31,056
>> Parker: I mean, your house buckets,
1492
01:03:31,112 --> 01:03:31,640
right?
1493
01:03:31,784 --> 01:03:33,828
>> Freddy: Yeah, buckets.
1494
01:03:35,048 --> 01:03:37,956
What do they. What it go? When you shoot a basketball, you get it.
1495
01:03:37,972 --> 01:03:40,844
A hoop. What you call it? I, got
1496
01:03:40,868 --> 01:03:41,700
a bucket.
1497
01:03:41,836 --> 01:03:44,592
>> Parker: Hell, when you get some KFC chicken, you get it.
1498
01:03:45,532 --> 01:03:47,752
>> Parker: Now, I have gotten a lot of those buckets.
1499
01:03:49,052 --> 01:03:51,152
They're not as reusable as
1500
01:03:51,892 --> 01:03:52,476
you can.
1501
01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:55,312
>> Freddy: Put, like, household stuff in those buckets.
1502
01:03:56,212 --> 01:03:59,188
>> Parker: Because you can't tell how fat I
1503
01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:02,212
am. So let me make sure that I put
1504
01:04:02,252 --> 01:04:05,074
every random household item in a bucket of. So people were like, you got any
1505
01:04:05,098 --> 01:04:07,738
tissues? I'm like, hold on, let me grab this bucket of KFC.
1506
01:04:07,930 --> 01:04:09,302
It's full of tissues.
1507
01:04:11,522 --> 01:04:12,302
Hey,
1508
01:04:14,962 --> 01:04:17,946
I mean, I'm just saying, you know, your friends, you guys come over and they're
1509
01:04:17,954 --> 01:04:20,754
like, hey, you know, thank we say dinner. Got any
1510
01:04:20,778 --> 01:04:23,594
aluminum foil? I'm like, hold on 1 second. Let me look through
1511
01:04:23,618 --> 01:04:26,514
my wall full of buckets to figure out which bucket is
1512
01:04:26,538 --> 01:04:27,586
full of aluminum foil.
1513
01:04:27,674 --> 01:04:30,182
>> Freddy: You have junk drawers. You got junk buckets.
1514
01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:35,586
>> Parker: People have junk buckets. I mean, look in the garages. I
1515
01:04:35,594 --> 01:04:36,466
mean, they got buckets.
1516
01:04:36,554 --> 01:04:39,210
>> Parker: And I'm like, honey, honey, where's the
1517
01:04:39,226 --> 01:04:41,978
aluminum foil? She's like, it's in the 20 piece nugget,
1518
01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:43,462
not the twelve piece.
1519
01:04:45,122 --> 01:04:48,022
>> Freddy: I know I got a ten inch screw in here somewhere.
1520
01:04:49,962 --> 01:04:52,642
>> Parker: Telling you, man. So buckets are our friends buckets.
1521
01:04:52,802 --> 01:04:55,674
I see we started the show on a negative note, Fred, with our
1522
01:04:55,698 --> 01:04:58,452
enemies, and we're ending the show on a positive note
1523
01:04:58,492 --> 01:05:01,284
about with our friends, with our best
1524
01:05:01,308 --> 01:05:03,804
friend. Our new best friend. The new best
1525
01:05:03,828 --> 01:05:04,468
friend.
1526
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:06,948
>> Parker: I'm gonna turn that around. You know, when you die, you kick the
1527
01:05:06,980 --> 01:05:07,752
bucket.
1528
01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:08,952
>> Freddy: True.
1529
01:05:09,492 --> 01:05:12,228
>> Parker: Well, I get it. Because you deny the bucket, this
1530
01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:15,050
bucket no longer works for me. I'm done. Yep. bucket. You
1531
01:05:15,066 --> 01:05:17,938
betrayed me for the last time. Bucket. And then you kick
1532
01:05:17,970 --> 01:05:19,050
it and you die.
1533
01:05:19,226 --> 01:05:21,002
>> Freddy: That's a fun word. Bucket.
1534
01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:22,944
>> Parker: I'm telling you, man, bucket is a funny.
1535
01:05:23,018 --> 01:05:25,452
>> Parker: Yeah, English. English has some funny words in bucket.
1536
01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:27,072
>> Parker: What is bucket in Spanish?
1537
01:05:27,862 --> 01:05:30,758
>> Parker: bucket, exactly.
1538
01:05:30,910 --> 01:05:33,002
>> Freddy: Is it not set up?
1539
01:05:35,342 --> 01:05:36,762
>> Parker: It might as well be.
1540
01:05:46,122 --> 01:05:47,852
it is molding
1541
01:05:50,912 --> 01:05:53,532
or. Oh, or el
1542
01:05:54,072 --> 01:05:56,572
can gelon or el kubo.
1543
01:05:57,912 --> 01:06:00,760
Yeah, if you use it as a noun, it's
1544
01:06:00,936 --> 01:06:03,920
el can go or el cubo if you
1545
01:06:03,936 --> 01:06:05,212
use it as a verb.
1546
01:06:06,592 --> 01:06:08,212
>> Freddy: So if I kick the butt.
1547
01:06:09,952 --> 01:06:10,216
>> Parker: We.
1548
01:06:10,224 --> 01:06:11,584
>> Parker: Always call it a kubo.
1549
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:12,624
>> Freddy: Kubo.
1550
01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:14,184
>> Parker: Yeah. I love it.
1551
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,520
>> Freddy: Yep. But I like.
1552
01:06:15,696 --> 01:06:17,292
>> Parker: I like better.
1553
01:06:18,872 --> 01:06:21,704
>> Parker: See, that's. That's one thing I will give Allen credit for. Like,
1554
01:06:21,768 --> 01:06:24,452
puerto rican spanish stuff. If they find.
1555
01:06:25,032 --> 01:06:27,776
They find a word that they prefer to the actual,
1556
01:06:27,944 --> 01:06:29,224
they'll just adopt it.
1557
01:06:29,328 --> 01:06:30,012
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1558
01:06:32,232 --> 01:06:35,224
>> Parker: We learned from. From the Americans. You guys do the same
1559
01:06:35,248 --> 01:06:35,960
thing with English.
1560
01:06:36,056 --> 01:06:37,832
>> Parker: Hey, we're just gonna make this word up.
1561
01:06:37,872 --> 01:06:39,544
>> Parker: It's like, oh, well, we can do that.
1562
01:06:39,648 --> 01:06:41,254
>> Parker: Like, I like that one. Cool woman.
1563
01:06:41,408 --> 01:06:42,618
>> Freddy: I mean, y'all.
1564
01:06:42,730 --> 01:06:43,554
Yeah, you all.
1565
01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:46,302
>> Parker: Y'all, like, throw that word in a bucket. In a bucket.
1566
01:06:56,202 --> 01:06:59,034
So, yeah, go out. Do us a favor. Go out
1567
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:01,714
and buy yourself a black Lincoln collective podcast.
1568
01:07:01,778 --> 01:07:02,146
Bucket.
1569
01:07:02,194 --> 01:07:02,902
>> Freddy: We should.
1570
01:07:05,482 --> 01:07:05,818
>> Parker: Be.
1571
01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:07,233
>> Parker: You have buckets already.
1572
01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:08,421
>> Freddy: No matter.
1573
01:07:08,721 --> 01:07:09,654
>> Parker: We, can make some.
1574
01:07:09,806 --> 01:07:12,766
>> Parker: Yeah, we're gonna make. Okay, so get ready for that. People who are
1575
01:07:12,782 --> 01:07:13,978
still listening to one.
1576
01:07:14,758 --> 01:07:16,782
>> Parker: White buckets and put sticker on it.
1577
01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:17,028
>> Freddy: BLC.
1578
01:07:17,028 --> 01:07:19,892
>> Parker: bucket. BLC podcast bucket. Yep.
1579
01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:21,688
>> Freddy: We'll say book it.
1580
01:07:23,828 --> 01:07:26,436
>> Parker: I even made it one time. I made a bong out of a bucket.
1581
01:07:26,532 --> 01:07:27,408
>> Parker: There you go.
1582
01:07:37,588 --> 01:07:40,044
Only problem is, after that, you can't use it as a bucket
1583
01:07:40,076 --> 01:07:42,528
anymore. How?
1584
01:07:42,868 --> 01:07:44,188
It's got a hole in it.
1585
01:07:44,308 --> 01:07:44,968
>> Freddy: No.
1586
01:07:47,148 --> 01:07:49,868
>> Parker: The top part. You know, like, in the paint. It had that. That
1587
01:07:49,988 --> 01:07:50,956
plastic thing.
1588
01:07:51,092 --> 01:07:52,004
>> Parker: Okay. Yeah.
1589
01:07:52,036 --> 01:07:53,688
>> Parker: So we just put something in there.
1590
01:07:54,188 --> 01:07:54,860
>> Parker: Gotcha.
1591
01:07:54,924 --> 01:07:57,468
>> Freddy: Oh, what we did, we cut the bottom of two liter bottle
1592
01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:00,460
off and made the top of it. Yeah, I'm saying then you
1593
01:08:00,484 --> 01:08:02,088
put it up.
1594
01:08:05,799 --> 01:08:08,677
>> Parker: But, yeah, you, the thing there. And
1595
01:08:08,693 --> 01:08:09,749
didn't you chamber the bucket?
1596
01:08:09,789 --> 01:08:10,693
>> Parker: I just have to say.
1597
01:08:10,821 --> 01:08:12,809
>> Parker: And then, mom, be like,
1598
01:08:13,989 --> 01:08:16,933
it smells like weed. I'm like, no, mom, I don't know what
1599
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:17,569
you're talking about.
1600
01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:19,279
>> Parker: she's like, where's my bucket?
1601
01:08:28,499 --> 01:08:30,685
>> Parker: And she was like, what are you doing in my bucket?
1602
01:08:30,867 --> 01:08:32,337
>> Freddy: Well, bone water.
1603
01:08:32,473 --> 01:08:33,145
>> Parker: I took a.
1604
01:08:33,217 --> 01:08:35,829
>> Parker: Can you truly. Mom, can you truly own a bucket,
1605
01:08:36,449 --> 01:08:39,009
or are we are. But are we all but borrowing
1606
01:08:39,049 --> 01:08:39,629
them?
1607
01:08:41,729 --> 01:08:43,699
>> Parker: She used to throw bucket. never mind.
1608
01:08:47,919 --> 01:08:50,911
>> Parker: That's why Alan can't remember that's why Alan can't remember the spanish word
1609
01:08:50,935 --> 01:08:53,899
for bucket. Because every time he saw one, his mom would throw it in his
1610
01:08:53,929 --> 01:08:56,743
head. So he's like Buchetta. Close
1611
01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:59,727
enough. Probably what it's called. He
1612
01:08:59,743 --> 01:09:01,215
has amnesia for that one thing.
1613
01:09:01,247 --> 01:09:03,999
>> Parker: Yeah, right now my brother's listening and he's sweating.
1614
01:09:07,019 --> 01:09:07,955
>> Parker: Around behind him.
1615
01:09:07,987 --> 01:09:10,959
>> Freddy: Yeah, that would hurt like a motherfucker.
1616
01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:15,787
>> Parker: No one would like that.
1617
01:09:15,963 --> 01:09:18,867
All right, guys. Well, I have to tell you guys I appreciate it because I
1618
01:09:18,883 --> 01:09:21,339
never thought this bucket chat would be so
1619
01:09:21,379 --> 01:09:24,171
enlightening, but we get. We did
1620
01:09:24,195 --> 01:09:27,131
it. So thanks for listening, everybody. We hope you
1621
01:09:27,155 --> 01:09:29,899
come back next week where we have brand new show
1622
01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:34,015
with the same old people and stuff.
1623
01:09:34,207 --> 01:09:35,519
>> Parker: Fuck you, crazy Joe.
1624
01:09:35,599 --> 01:09:37,529
>> Parker: Yeah, fuck you, crazy Joe Carter.
1625
01:09:38,067 --> 01:09:39,627
>> Freddy: golf cart golf carters.
1626
01:09:39,803 --> 01:09:42,153
>> Parker: And yay. Wait, and what do you hate? Oh, white people.
1627
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,855
>> Parker: He's like, I just need one white people.
1628
01:09:57,959 --> 01:09:58,033
>> Parker: Yeah.
1629
01:09:58,033 --> 01:10:00,673
>> Freddy: one white woman. One white
1630
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:03,457
woman. Stupid white
1631
01:10:03,513 --> 01:10:04,089
woman.
1632
01:10:04,249 --> 01:10:06,909
>> Parker: Okay, you. Good night, everybody.
1633
01:10:10,449 --> 01:10:13,321
We are laughing, and we are
1634
01:10:13,345 --> 01:10:15,929
very good friends. Good buddy.
1635
01:10:15,969 --> 01:10:17,749
Sharing a special moment.
1636
01:10:33,579 --> 01:10:35,787
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man.
1637
01:10:35,843 --> 01:10:38,723
>> Parker: It's game over. Just hang loose,
1638
01:10:38,771 --> 01:10:41,231
blood. she gonna catch up on the rebound out of Meza.
1639
01:10:46,461 --> 01:10:47,841
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1640
01:10:51,901 --> 01:10:53,877
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1641
01:10:54,029 --> 01:10:56,325
>> Parker: Hasta la vista, baby.
1642
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:57,651
>> Parker: Goddamn. hip.
1643
01:10:59,871 --> 01:11:01,511
Don't worry, nobody's listening.
1644
01:11:01,551 --> 01:11:04,151
>> Freddy: Anyway, as you know, I'm a man of
1645
01:11:04,231 --> 01:11:05,167
special needs.
1646
01:11:05,279 --> 01:11:08,237
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't
1647
01:11:08,261 --> 01:11:08,805
call me Shirley.