In “African Beagle” | Episode 246 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew comes in hot with “mad hype,” no plan for Fred’s intro, and immediate concern that Allan might weaponize Taco Bell diarrhea. It is the kind of opening that reminds you this show still technically exists and should probably be monitored. The guys kick things off with a discussion about Taco Bell getting too expensive, which may be the only thing standing between America and digestive collapse. That naturally leads to love, relationships, and the timeless truth that couples who fart together stay together — unless they only have one bathroom, in which case romance is dead and possibly hazardous. From there, Fred brings the main household debate: should his dog Cooper get neutered? Cooper is a young blue tick beagle, black and gray, apparently purebred, and allegedly too special to have his situation altered. Parker and Allan weigh in with the kind of confidence normally reserved for people who have done research, while Fred explains Cooper’s backstory: he showed up during an ice storm, failed as a hunting dog, and became part of the family because sometimes dogs just choose you and then cause marital conflict. The crew debates breeding, microchips, dog behavior, whether neutering changes bark pitch, and the important ethical question of whether you can just tell your wife the procedure happened and hope nobody checks. Somewhere in there, “African Beagle” is born, because the dog is black, gray, and apparently has more identity complexity than most podcast hosts. The second half shifts into social media fatigue. Parker talks about wanting to leave Facebook because everyone is angry, bots are everywhere, and even the real people are somehow worse. The guys discuss fake accounts, Reddit, scams, old-school MySpace, keyboard warriors, and the spiritual damage of logging into Facebook for ten minutes. Then Fred discovers he has been tagged in shirtless pool photos, which may be the most relatable horror story of the episode. It is dogs, marriage, internet rage, and body-image trauma — so basically a modern American family podcast, if the family has completely lost control.
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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Alive, alive, alive.
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Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories in the morning.
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Your hosts are featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Alan on the board.
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Now, let's start the band show.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all.
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Today's 246th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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We got lots of hype tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hype, so hype.
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Mad hype is what they call it.
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Mad hype.
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Well, welcome to the show.
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Yeah, we're a show now still, I guess.
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We're probably broadcasting from the Appalachial EC studios.
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And you can, of course, check us out on all the internet at americasfavoritepodcast.com.
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And now, it's Fred.
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I didn't think of anything.
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You didn't think of anything.
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All right, well, it's the guy with all the Razzmatow.
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It's Michael Jackson in Midway.
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It's your YouTube visual gag of the week right off the gate.
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Well, thank you all for listening to our show.
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Well, and then there was Alan.
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And then there was Alan.
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Right.
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OTV.
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Alan OTV.
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Alan OTV.
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I was like, go fuck him.
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Yeah, fuck him.
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What is he going to do?
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What is he going to do?
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Throw a fart at me?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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He's going to throw.
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He's probably brought.
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I'm scared of Alan because he probably, you know, he likes to travel and he probably brought
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all that diarrhea.
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The Taco Bell diarrhea?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad Taco Bell got expensive so that I don't eat there anymore.
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Yeah, me too, man.
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I don't eat there no more.
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Like, I'll be thinking about it, too.
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I'll be like, I want to eat.
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I want to eat Taco Bell.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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But, yeah, no, I'm glad.
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But, yeah, no, Fred, Alan, let's not eat Taco Bell.
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No.
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One cat in Taco Bell.
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But, you know, Fred, if you have to eat Taco Bell, you should do it with someone you love.
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Oh.
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And sometimes, from what I've been told.
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We fart together.
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We fart together.
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We only have one bathroom.
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I can't eat Taco Bell with the one I love.
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Couples that fart together, stay together.
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Right.
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Exactly.
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So, sorry, honey.
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But, no, you had said you had a question about the one you love.
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All right.
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Well, we're just having a difference of opinion right now.
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Oh, really?
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It's not a question, really.
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A survey.
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I just want to get your opinion on how you feel.
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Can you do this?
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Don't tell us which of you has the opinion.
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Oh, well, you're going to know.
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No, no, no.
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Just don't tell us, though.
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You're going to know.
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We can guess.
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Right.
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We can be more unbiased that way.
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Right, Alan?
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That's right.
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So, that's love music.
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That's what I'm talking about, background music.
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That's love, background music.
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Yeah, oh, there's love music.
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Oh, okay.
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I was like, I thought somebody was playing a piano in here.
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I was like, I don't know, too.
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Unless, actually, technically, love music should be, this should be the love music.
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Like, that's the love music right there.
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It's business.
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So, yeah.
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So, you guys have a difference of opinion.
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Yeah, we have a difference of opinion.
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Okay, so we have a dog.
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Yes, I knew that.
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He's pretty young.
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You know what I mean?
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I think he's about to be a year in December.
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Cooper is his name.
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Cooper, yeah.
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Cooper, he's a beagle.
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See, I know the thing.
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He's a beagle.
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And he's cute.
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He's a different beagle.
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You know, what are beagle colors?
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Brown and white.
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That's right, yeah.
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Cooper is black and, he is black and gray.
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He is black and gray.
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Okay, that's not a, that's a weird.
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He is black and gray.
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Gray, gray, gray, gray.
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Oh, okay.
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I meant he was black and gray.
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He's black and gray.
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Black excellence always.
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He's like Fred.
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Oh.
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He's black and he's gray.
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He's great.
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He's like me, Fred.
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He's like me, Fred.
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All right.
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You know, so, so being, you know, he's coming up on a year.
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Yep.
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One of us wants to castrate the dog.
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Oh, yeah, dude.
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How many dogs do you want?
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I mean, I don't care.
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He's a boy.
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Yeah, but how many dogs do you want to have to potentially deal with?
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I ain't got to deal with no dogs.
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I got one dog.
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I got a, I got a male dog.
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You should get him snipped.
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Why?
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In case, man.
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In case, man.
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You want him home with everything?
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He's not going to, he's going to hump it anyway.
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Yeah, but he's going to hump it anyway.
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He's going to do things.
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But you know, if you, if you snip him, he stays home.
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I don't want him.
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Fred's like, I want him to go.
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If you want him out.
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I mean, if you want him to go start his family at a year old.
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He ain't going to start a family.
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But like, that's the thing.
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His dogs can smell that shit from a mile away.
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What if, what if we do want to breed him?
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Because like I said, he's not like a purebred.
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Yeah, he's a purebred mutt.
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No, he's not.
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He's got his papers and everything.
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I don't know if he wants to breed a dog.
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I don't know why.
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Like, I don't forget the name of the dog.
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It's Cooper.
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Like, I forget the breed.
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Oh, little shit.
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What?
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Little shit too.
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No, he's a beagle though.
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But it's a specific breed of beagle.
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Um, he's a black breed beagle.
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Sorry.
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I don't know.
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African beagle.
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He's black beagle.
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He's larger than average.
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That's why Fred doesn't want to get him snipped out.
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I don't know.
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He's like, that's impressive.
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I don't want to mess with that.
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No, I don't want to be.
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I'm intimidated by a dog wiener.
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By his lipstick.
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Like, well, so, so do you have to do it in a year or is that when they start like, well,
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after a year, it's kind of tough to do it to a dog.
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It's got to be right at a year.
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I don't know.
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I don't fucking know.
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What do you, what do you think, Alan?
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What's your opinion on it?
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My opinion.
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Buddy's not fixed.
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So they say they live longer if you don't fix them.
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Right.
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Who says that?
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The internet.
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The internet.
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The internet.
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The internet.
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Years ago in Puerto Rico.
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He goes through that one.
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The internet.
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The homeless guy.
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If you don't.
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If you don't.
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Ask that question.
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I just made that shit up.
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I know.
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So he's a blue tick beagle.
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A blue tick?
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Yeah.
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He's a blue tick beagle.
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Okay.
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Well, let's see a picture of a blue tick beagle.
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Yeah, dude.
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Let's get a, pull one up for us, Alan, will you?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Get a blue tick beagle.
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Blue tick beagle.
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Yeah.
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Blue tick.
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Oh, it's a blue tick.
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Is it a blue tick hound or a blue tick beagle?
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I got blue tick beagle.
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Yeah.
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It's not a separate breed, but rather a tricolor beagle featuring a unique coat of small, darkish
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blue and gray ticking or freckles on a white background.
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They are pure breed beagles known for the same friendly, energetic hunting temperament,
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keen sense of smell, but standard beagles.
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He won't hunt.
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This dog won't hunt.
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But his dog won't hunt.
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Yeah, he won't.
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He won't.
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He's gunshot.
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Like, that's how we got him.
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Like, remember the ice storm that we had?
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Like, he came up on the porch, like, right before it came.
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And I was like, fuck, I don't know whose dog this is.
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I was like, well, I'm not, I got to take him in the house.
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Yeah.
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Now I have a dog.
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We found the guy.
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An animal.
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We found the guy, but he was like, no, he's like, if y'all want him, y'all can have him.
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He's like, he just, he just won't hunt.
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He ain't no good to me.
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That's what he does.
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He's a rabbit hunter.
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Okay.
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So like, yeah, he, he's like, he just won't hunt.
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But like, you know, beagles are usually like crazy, very hyper.
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It looks to me like you can get around, you can get a full-blooded beagle right in our
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area currently.
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Yeah.
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Right around 150 bucks.
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Yeah.
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But you said he was black and I don't see no black ones.
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Right.
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He's a shiny one.
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I see.
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Oh, we talked about Pokemon last week.
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He's a shiny beagle.
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He's.
280
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Okay.
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Go back up a little bit.
282
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,550
See, I see a blue tick beagle right there.
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No, he's more like this, that little puppy.
284
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No puppy.
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Like that unique.
286
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Okay.
287
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So Fred does.
288
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It's a goddamn dog.
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It's a dog.
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All right.
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Get it off the screen.
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You have a show to do.
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You can't sit here looking at dogs all goddamn night.
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I'm not cutting his balls off.
295
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I love dogs and we could look at them all night and we would never talk about this show.
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All right.
297
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Fred, probably.
298
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I like to talk about a boob.
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Is it a blue tick or a boob tick?
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That's why we're not.
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It's a boob tick.
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It's a boob tick.
303
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Oh, shit.
304
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Okay.
305
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So.
306
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I'm a boob tick.
307
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All right.
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So the consensus is keep his balls exactly where they are.
309
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Right.
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And let nature take its course.
311
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Let it go, man.
312
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I don't know.
313
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It's your fucking dog.
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So you do whatever you want.
315
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Oh, man.
316
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That's right.
317
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Ultimately, it's your dog.
318
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That's right.
319
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Just tell your wife you did it and then just don't do it.
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Put like a.
321
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Just draw.
322
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A coat on his balls.
323
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Yeah.
324
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Just put it that you did it.
325
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Then when she asked you, be like, what are those?
326
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:15,980
Oh, shit.
327
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They grew back.
328
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I knew he was special.
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I knew he was special.
330
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I knew he was the one.
331
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Well, Fred, I hope you make a great decision.
332
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,320
How much does it cost to spay and neuter?
333
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Is it spaying or neutering?
334
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:33,880
Spaying.
335
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Neutering.
336
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And neutering.
337
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Okay.
338
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Neuter.
339
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:43,320
So for they neuter him, they microchip him.
340
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:43,760
Okay.
341
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,080
And something else.
342
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Like $60.
343
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:49,380
Okay.
344
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:49,880
Well.
345
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:50,260
Okay.
346
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:50,540
Okay.
347
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:50,860
Yeah.
348
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,740
I mean, you're out for a cool 60.
349
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So.
350
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:53,460
Right.
351
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:54,760
I'm not.
352
00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:55,400
That's up to you, man.
353
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,520
But you know what I would do.
354
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,360
Why don't you just tell him, hey, put the chip in it.
355
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,020
This is what I would do.
356
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:00,680
Yeah.
357
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Don't worry about the balls.
358
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:02,900
Put the chip in it.
359
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,220
Just like we.
360
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:08,700
Yeah.
361
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,080
One ball.
362
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,840
We'll put it inside his like toy that he plays with.
363
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:13,300
Yeah.
364
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:13,660
Yeah.
365
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,400
Yeah.
366
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,440
You put it inside a stuffed animal that he sleeps with.
367
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,980
So that he always, always near it.
368
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,800
I wonder if their pitch goes up.
369
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,580
I wonder if their bark pitch goes up when they cut their balls up.
370
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:37,940
So, well, Fred, you know what you really, you know, the best place for advice, in my
371
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:42,600
opinion, is to go and post this question in the Facebook group.
372
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:43,340
No.
373
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No, because if you.
374
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,060
Oh, our Facebook group.
375
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No, your Facebook.
376
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:48,960
No, my Facebook.
377
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No.
378
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,460
Because I, for one, I don't, I'm not going to do Facebook anymore either.
379
00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,840
I had to keep it for work.
380
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:55,600
Yeah.
381
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:59,960
But it's become insanely like, it's just so mean, man.
382
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:00,400
Yeah.
383
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:00,780
Yeah.
384
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,940
Like, everybody is mad.
385
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:02,720
Yeah.
386
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:03,600
Yeah.
387
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,480
That makes me mad.
388
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:05,960
Because they're all bots.
389
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:06,680
Dude.
390
00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:07,280
I, yeah.
391
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,460
You're right about that.
392
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,380
A lot of them are.
393
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,260
That too.
394
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,180
The ones who are not bots are worse than the bots.
395
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:16,640
We were supposed to talk about that last, a couple weeks ago.
396
00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:17,120
Months ago.
397
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:17,240
Months ago.
398
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:17,640
Anyway.
399
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,100
Yeah.
400
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,880
Well, let's talk about it right now before I delete my Facebook account.
401
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:22,800
Months ago.
402
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,320
No, I would, I would say, uh, delete it.
403
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,760
I'm going to delete it.
404
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,740
I'll delete it.
405
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,940
I'm not going to delete it right at this moment.
406
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:31,540
No.
407
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,620
I deleted mine.
408
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:34,140
And then.
409
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:34,620
I know.
410
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,540
And then you re-upped.
411
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:36,040
Yeah.
412
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:36,880
I brought it back.
413
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,040
We forced them to bring it back.
414
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:39,400
Right.
415
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:39,620
Yeah.
416
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,260
I was gone for like five years.
417
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,160
Because I sent you guys all them Facebook crazy shit.
418
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,100
That's why you guys are trying to force me to tick tock too.
419
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,120
I'm not, it's not going to happen.
420
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:50,740
Yeah.
421
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,940
But I'm usually not, if I'm on anything, I'm on Reddit.
422
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:56,520
Sure.
423
00:13:56,980 --> 00:14:00,260
I like Reddit because Reddit has its places for being mean.
424
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:01,820
Right.
425
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,280
And it has places for being nice.
426
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:03,880
Right.
427
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,740
It has places for being nice.
428
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,480
And then like, you know, and it has places for like real information.
429
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,020
If you need it, you know what I mean?
430
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:12,520
You know.
431
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:16,960
So Meta seems to think, and that, you know, that's the people who are.
432
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:17,560
Yeah.
433
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:18,380
Right.
434
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:28,440
Meta seems to think that four to 5% is how many are fake member or bots on Facebook at
435
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,080
any given time.
436
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:34,960
So it says with, well, with over 3 billion active users, this translates to well over
437
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,020
100 million active fake accounts at any given time.
438
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,040
100 million.
439
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,320
It's 3 billion.
440
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,820
And 3 billion active users.
441
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:45,560
Right.
442
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,860
And they've seen 4 to 5%, which I mean, you know, that's like when, that's like when
443
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,560
Trump says something, you know, that means it's 45%.
444
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:53,860
Yeah.
445
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:55,740
45.
446
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,760
How many people on the planet?
447
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,360
8 billion?
448
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,520
7 something billion.
449
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,380
7, 7, 8 billion.
450
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:00,920
I don't think we've hit 8.
451
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,120
Yeah.
452
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,720
I think we're somewhere in there.
453
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,320
So they've got what?
454
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,260
A lot.
455
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,380
20% of the planet is on Facebook.
456
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:09,960
Well, I mean, but yeah.
457
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,040
Yeah.
458
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,240
But if, yeah, they've got, yeah.
459
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,180
I mean, more than, you know, half the planet, essentially.
460
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:13,700
Yeah.
461
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,420
Half the planet.
462
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:17,180
If they have 3 billion active users, it's about half of people.
463
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:17,680
Yeah.
464
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:17,940
Yeah.
465
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:23,160
And you know, of course, that being said, how many people do you know who have like four
466
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,140
Facebook accounts?
467
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:24,740
Yeah.
468
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:25,440
Right?
469
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,000
Like, it's just forever.
470
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,340
That's crazy, though.
471
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,840
Like, multiple accounts.
472
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:30,320
Why?
473
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,700
How do you, why?
474
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,100
Like, why do you do that?
475
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,200
That's too much work, man.
476
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:34,560
Yeah.
477
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,480
Like, are you that into it?
478
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,300
People who scam people on Facebook?
479
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,240
That's too much work, man.
480
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:39,860
Oh, dude.
481
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:52,280
That's too much work, man.
482
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:59,900
Yeah, that would be a terribly stupid thing to do, you know, especially if you're doing
483
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,440
it on Reddit.
484
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,320
Right.
485
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,580
Oh, no.
486
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:03,360
Yeah.
487
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,320
That's what, you know, if that happened to you, you would be a fool.
488
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:06,920
Yeah.
489
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,720
Like, $25 to $30, you're a fool.
490
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,160
You're a fool, man.
491
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:13,560
You're a fool, man.
492
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:13,600
You're a fool, man.
493
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,800
Give me your money, Talcada.
494
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,080
I guess.
495
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,560
Talcada got my concert ticket.
496
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,960
Somebody bought a bag of weed with your money.
497
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:22,700
I hope so.
498
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,140
You know what?
499
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:23,820
That's what it was.
500
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,560
If they bought a bag of weed with your money, that's good.
501
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,460
That's good.
502
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:27,640
Yeah.
503
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,420
At least smoked it with you.
504
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:29,840
Right.
505
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,540
They could have been like, hey, I'll mail you a joint.
506
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,220
Give me your address.
507
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,880
And then they steal my identity.
508
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,160
They come rob your house.
509
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,640
Because I'd be like, oh, yeah, all right, cool.
510
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,280
Like, yeah.
511
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,220
No furniture.
512
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,360
Like, here, put your social on it, and I'll make sure that it gets there faster.
513
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,200
I'll overnight it.
514
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:44,720
Like, perfect.
515
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:45,960
Oh, my God.
516
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:46,880
No, dude.
517
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:47,080
Yeah.
518
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:53,820
It's just like, I guess, because when it started, when Facebook started, everybody was kind of younger, right?
519
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:54,080
Right.
520
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,360
And so, like, now, how long has Facebook been around?
521
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,140
20 years, almost?
522
00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,620
One minute, eh?
523
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,220
About 25.
524
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:02,780
I think it was like 2008.
525
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,580
Let's see.
526
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,160
2004.
527
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:05,300
2004.
528
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,580
So, 20 years, give or take.
529
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:08,500
Yeah.
530
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:08,680
Yeah.
531
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,280
But, you know, I'm sure the first couple weeks wasn't.
532
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,120
Right.
533
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
534
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,560
You know, so let's just say 20 years.
535
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,400
So, those people who adopted it back then.
536
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:16,920
Yeah.
537
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,760
Now, they're old and grizzled.
538
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:19,180
Right.
539
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:19,960
Yeah.
540
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,100
So, like, the.
541
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,280
Yeah.
542
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,200
I remember when it first came out, it was just for, like, college kids, right?
543
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:26,680
Right.
544
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:26,880
Yeah.
545
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,160
That was.
546
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,500
You had to go to school.
547
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:29,160
Yeah.
548
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,620
That was the cool one.
549
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:31,600
Right.
550
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,720
If you were cool.
551
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:33,600
Right.
552
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,760
Because by then, MySpace had become.
553
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:36,800
Yeah.
554
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:37,460
MySpace.
555
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,300
Like, the kids thing.
556
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:38,880
Yeah.
557
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:39,740
Yeah.
558
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,220
Yeah.
559
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,100
Yeah.
560
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,140
But, I don't know, man.
561
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:42,940
I just, it's.
562
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:43,760
Oh, gosh.
563
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,800
It's just such a fucking ass jam every time you get on there.
564
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:47,380
Yeah.
565
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,060
Some other.
566
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:48,460
Every.
567
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:57,500
I have lost more faith in humanity browsing Facebook than I would have if I went out and
568
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,820
witnessed a hundred murders.
569
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,580
Like, if I stood there and watched a hundred people die.
570
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,000
Yeah.
571
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:04,840
I would have been like.
572
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:05,680
That's true.
573
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:10,160
I mean, you get on Facebook and you're there for ten minutes and you just feel shitty.
574
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:10,760
Oh, yeah.
575
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,300
It really does.
576
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,260
It's like.
577
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:13,620
Yeah.
578
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,560
Fuck this.
579
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:15,300
Yeah.
580
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:15,820
Yeah.
581
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,720
I don't get it.
582
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,060
But, anyway.
583
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:17,480
I can't.
584
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,600
I can't see people just arguing like that.
585
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,480
Like, I can't.
586
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,080
I don't want all that drama.
587
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:22,740
No.
588
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,300
No.
589
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,320
Why are you bringing all that?
590
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,060
I'll leave my drama on the team.
591
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,640
But, that's the thing is I think a lot of people like that shit.
592
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,300
Yeah.
593
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:28,840
They do.
594
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:29,540
They do.
595
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:32,980
I mean, you got people that like to get on there and talk shit because they're behind
596
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:33,300
the keyboard.
597
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:33,920
Yeah.
598
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,120
They won't turn you to your face.
599
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:35,640
No.
600
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,040
You know.
601
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,900
They're just keyboard warriors.
602
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,460
Keyboard warriors, man.
603
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:40,820
Yep.
604
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,120
They're big and bad behind the keyboard.
605
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:43,460
Yep.
606
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,320
Yes, I am.
607
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,540
And I'm bigger and badder in person.
608
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,840
I'm bad behind this microphone.
609
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,200
I'm like, that's right.
610
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,280
Nothing but muscle.
611
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:51,940
I'm bad.
612
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,140
Had this man in the whole damn town.
613
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:56,900
Ugh.
614
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,080
I mean, it wasn't bigger than old King Kong.
615
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,660
Meaner than a junkyard dog.
616
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,160
He's better than old King Kong.
617
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:03,560
Yeah.
618
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,440
So, I'm dropping that.
619
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,760
I don't know about Instagram yet.
620
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,560
The only Instagram I have is for the show.
621
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:12,880
We went to the pool over at my friend's house and left the kids at home.
622
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,580
You know, it's good.
623
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,820
She's taking pictures.
624
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,360
And I just happened to get on Facebook today.
625
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,900
And this was last weekend.
626
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,200
And she's posing pictures of me.
627
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,440
He had, like, shirt off, fat hanging and shit.
628
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,280
I was like, come on, man.
629
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,200
Now, pull that shit up, Alan.
630
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:27,840
Yeah.
631
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,300
That's what I'm doing.
632
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,900
I'm looking for that shit right now.
633
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,300
That's the flattering.
634
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:31,900
That's what happens.
635
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,600
You know, that's what...
636
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,320
That's the thing.
637
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:33,800
It's like...
638
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,840
It's like a thing.
639
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:35,620
It's like a meme.
640
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,520
You picture of yourself.
641
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,200
Yeah.
642
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,760
And it's like, here's the profile picture.
643
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,880
And you're like, oh, great.
644
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,340
And they're like, here's the...
645
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,840
Any other picture you're tagged in.
646
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,340
Yeah, here's the picture that I put on, like, my profile.
647
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,000
This is right here.
648
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:47,540
Yeah.
649
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,400
Yeah.
650
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,140
It's like, great.
651
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:49,820
Good enough.
652
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,900
From the neck up.
653
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:52,560
You know what I mean?
654
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:52,840
Right.
655
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,760
That's all you need, baby.
656
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,900
That's all you need, man.
657
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,300
That's how you know I'm not in shape.
658
00:19:58,580 --> 00:19:59,460
Stop it, Alan.