This week, the crew tackles everything from the absurdity of dental work gone wrong (thanks to a chicken wing mishap) to a deep dive into the movie Sinners—a "musical" that’s not quite what it seems. We also explore the dangers of microplastics, the rise of shark attacks, and the bizarre world of AI relationships. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, the BLC team delivers laughs, hot takes, and a whole lot of chaos. Tune in for a wild ride through comedy, pop culture, and the unexpected!
This week, the crew tackles everything from the absurdity of dental work gone wrong (thanks to a chicken wing mishap) to a deep dive into the movie Sinners—a "musical" that’s not quite what it seems. We also explore the dangers of microplastics, the rise of shark attacks, and the bizarre world of AI relationships. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, the BLC team delivers laughs, hot takes, and a whole lot of chaos. Tune in for a wild ride through comedy, pop culture, and the unexpected!
[00:00] Intro and chaotic banter
[00:10] Chicken wings vs. dental work: A $2,000 mistake
[00:54] Sinners: A "musical" review with vampires, voodoo, and Michael B. Jordan
[19:00] Would you rather: Gorilla fights or questionable world records?
[35:00] Microplastics: Are they killing us?
[49:00] Shark attacks in South Carolina: Stay out of the water!
[56:00] AI relationships: Falling in love with your chatbot
[1:03:00] Wrap-up and outro
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You know, I'll be honest with you if I'm gonna pay $2,000, you better fucking hammer on my face for a long ass time
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That's in your seat, Bill. It's going to be a bumpy night
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Community podcast
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap in male stories in the morning
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I'm gonna get lost
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Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the 195th episode of the BLC podcast
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The official podcast, Banana Raffles
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Oh, right friend
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We are the broadcasting live from the Police Leasey Studio scattered
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Oh, across the up to the South Carolina
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And all your favorite podcast platforms
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It's a website and now it's winner winner, chicken dinner, it's Fred
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Hey guys, it's you gonna come in?
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Fred's got us a prize for him
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Wow
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I don't know what I'm looking at but it looks great
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Well somebody got his tax return
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Fred has a much more convincing studio behind him now
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Okay, she's an AMC stuff
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Oh boy, no boy
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That's what it's like
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Oh, that's it
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Oh, it's 20 credit
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I got a little decorating
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You know, it's gonna be a miracle
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Oh, they want some shit away and she had these curtains and I was like, yeah, I think I'll take those curtains
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Yeah, look straight up behind me so
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Now we can just get a little winner in the bubble
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Yeah, you know, this is working, we're working
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And the tree's mama is working
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And the tree's mama for the way
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And here, not a sponsor
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There you go
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No, I want to get that Ryan Reynolds internet, that'll be great
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Does that meant?
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And as always, the guy who locates
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And locates
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Locates, locates, and flatulates
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Well, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen
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It's been one heck of a week out there
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And we're here and you're here
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And the spatula I fourth
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So that's good
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Ah, that's fun
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Yeah, that's the final one
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We're always fucking late, anyway, damn
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No, we're always ahead of time, we're always early
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We got the call, it's the white linking collective product
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We're always early
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We're always three days early
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Well, we're, no, see that's a problem
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So for those who haven't figured it out by now
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So I don't know why you wouldn't have known this by now
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We record a few days before we release
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It's a few days
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It would be less if you guys would just, you know, do it
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But it isn't, do it or don't do it, I don't know, do it
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I don't know why, because like you just put this shit out tomorrow
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No, because Alan likes to, nobody, it was under everything
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Oh, it's every episode
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He painted out his, he painted out his, he painted stakingly
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He puts it on in the background while he touches his own butt
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That's allegedly, that's not a butt
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That's not a butt
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But no, so we always, we always forget
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We were one of one days, we were one of one days, we were one
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Had we done last week, it would have been too early to do for the July
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I know, in two years, two or three years, we're gonna nail it
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We're gonna get it right
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I was like, what are they complaining about?
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Which is lies on Friday
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Which is you
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So what we're going for
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Well Fred, speaking of the future and nailing it
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I nailed it
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A movie by watching it, I guess, I don't really know
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I wanted to talk about it because it's a movie that I think
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I want your opinion on it because I have an opinion
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And I know you watch, I know Alan didn't bother, that's fine
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There's too many people of
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So Fred, we watched not together, but we should have watched together
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We watched the brand new musical
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I probably would have been that one
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The brand new musical that's taken over
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Wait, wait, it was a musical?
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It was a musical, we'll talk about it now
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We're talking about it
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Alan, you wasn't a musical
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, let's get to it and then we'll talk
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Seniors, we had to tell them what it is
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It's a musical
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We watched Seniors a movie that's both long and good
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Maybe not as much of a musical as you think it would be
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Everyone did it and gave me one Titi
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Sorry, sir, I'm not here for you
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I made some notes and then we're like a week removed
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No, it was great
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What is that?
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This is the present referencing is map. Oh, okay, you're opening up here. I know you had a map
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You're like, right here, that's the Delta. That's right there. This is it me.
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Imagine the Ripple is where it says
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Yeah, a lot of them. Those wooden Nichols
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That's right. Oh, yeah, that was all banging. I was at the point
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But the first thing that stuck out to me is there are a lot of people opening doors
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So I guess that's just the thing you had to do back in the day
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Because I mean like who I was thinking about it, I'm like, yeah, why me what how was would you open a door if you don't know what's about to go down
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You don't want to get in the jump on you
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Now every single time somebody opened a door there was a shotgun
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I'm gonna take a shit this shotgun
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Yeah, that's good
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No, shit
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And I think that's part of it too is like you don't know if it's a human that's trying to kill you
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If it's an animal that's trying to kill you don't know. Yeah, yeah, you don't know so you got to be fair. You got to have that you got to have that. Yeah, you got to have that.
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It was just like a vampire movie
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It was was a vampire movie yes, yeah, okay
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It was a vampire and it was a vampire movie for like the last 20 minutes
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Right, it was mostly just a movie about about people trying to make their way in the world
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Yeah, so and now what was there?
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Okay, they were the smoke stack twins
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Right, right smoke and stack smoke and stick so was it like smoke smoke stack and yeah, they're stacked. Yeah, yes, smoke stack stacks back and stack stack and smoke
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That's not smoke smoke stack and stuff
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Okay, Brad you're gonna think and I don't know if this is horrifically racist or not
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It probably is it is but like it took me to about halfway through the movie to realize that both twins were Michael be Jordan
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Yeah, I don't know why I knew and then I was like like literally wait, wait, where you was Michael be TV is no
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No, I just I didn't immediately in the movie you see them together amongst right yeah, and so my brain immediate it was like oh, that's just like two different people
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And then they kept calling twins right and then I was like literally have a drink they're both Michael be Jordan holy shit
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Hey, man, you never go full retort
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I did I feel like I did I think it was just because of the boringness of the movie to start with
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Right, I was like I'm just I took an ad took a page at an Allen's book and I'm like these are different people now
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Yeah, let's make this interesting. Yeah, I was like yeah, that was pretty better
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Another thing that got me was just like but I know it's 1936 Mississippi but like everybody was country like oh yeah
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Except for the Asian people they were country too they were a little country but they weren't as they were
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They were like come on now honey. Let's get on with the idea we got to go we got to go out there. They were down straight Asian just like yeah, I know you're right. No you're right.
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I don't know if that's what they come on. There's some copies. I got Scott. Maybe to make you sign you want me to sign yeah
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Yeah, so there's like voodoo in there Allen a lot of voodoo color
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Yeah, it's right. Yeah, but I won't go so yeah, there's a lot of voodoo and then of course of course
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Alan shockingly in this movie the vampires were white guys. They're what?
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But you do it from the get like as soon as you saw the guy you're like that dude is there's something up with this whitey.
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Yeah, actually when you think about it most vampires except blade were white and blades have
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But that's because of the history of vampires. He's a mob.
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He's come from Eastern Europe, which is where white people live, you know, yeah, I guess and then it's not like you know and then blade he was different.
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You know even though he was a vampire. He was a day walker. Yeah, he was still different. He was still different.
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So yeah, so I was immediately first saying and see that's the thing. I knew it was kind of a vampire movie from when I was the old one.
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But like as soon as the people the vampire show was like God damn it. These vampires. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna get them.
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Now I don't understand like how he didn't die when he first came on screen because he was like in the sun.
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Yeah, he was burning. He was burning. Yeah, like how did he how did he not and it was midday.
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It was like it was the absolute because it Mississippi.
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It Mississippi. Hey people burned but they don't burn.
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Yeah, I think you must have hit everybody. It must have hit himself away for a while. I did.
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Yeah, it was crazy, but it was a good movie. Like I said, what is so Fred?
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Before we get into the nitty gritty, which we're almost there.
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Yeah, nitty gritty. What did you give it out of 10?
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Not personally as it is just a movie and then as a musical. I gave it a six. I like the guy that sang the guitar guy.
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He had a real good boy. So he did. The movie was okay. It was okay. I like to end it. The end was was pretty good.
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I mean, what? No, terrible movie. I like it. I don't know. I don't know.
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I think the people who were called in musical is just lazy. I thought it was the real musical number was like really weird though.
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I was a singer. No, like when he was singing and they did all the like they went back through the. Yeah, the whole thing.
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The legacy. I know I get it, but like I just thought that was a weird.
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Like the fake the fake boots of Collins looking dude and I don't know if it's cool.
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And the girl twerking and I was just like, I was into that.
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I was like, I give it a but but the one thing that I will say Alan and this is why I give it a seven. This is what moved it up a whole point for me is because all of the black people in the movie.
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Pretty much knew how to handle their shit when it came to vampires.
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They were not like once they realized like what was going on? They weren't like, oh, what's one of them? You know, they were like, no.
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Yeah, absolutely not. The who do ladies? Well, because they're in the voodoo. They know that they know what.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But then leaving the country Asian to mess it all up.
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I don't know why they were a little though though. Like why he sacrificed himself like that? Yeah, I'm saying.
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Because he was. Yeah, I think he was just trying to save himself for the next generation man.
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Yeah, he's like, I had my time. Yeah, you know, come on and eat me.
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So come on in there.
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So come on in there.
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He wanted to give him a digested.
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So come on.
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He was like, these Irish beers.
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Yeah.
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Because that was the average.
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I just take my carriage.
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I do.
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Yeah, because they were the only thing they had done. That's when it was like corn liquor.
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Right. Right. They brought the Irish beers back from Chicago. And that was like,
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Oh, there was something new. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Check this out. I was like, no, I never.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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God. I had to be steaming like because they're all sweat.
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The whole moon. Everybody's just wet.
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Yeah.
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I know. Yeah.
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I feel it though.
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I feel it now.
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And that way here. And I'm like, no, we can't.
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Well, yeah.
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It was weird to me that there were some Indian people on there that were just like,
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what's up?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We're in here.
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And they know that anything is missing.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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That's no place for Indians.
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Yeah.
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Not like people from India, Alan.
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Yeah.
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Even though there were Asians.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But that makes sense to me because, you know, Asians help build the railroads in America.
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Yeah.
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In California.
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But they can move.
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When you talk about me, the Asians build.
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Why would they move to Mississippi?
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Because they stand out.
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That's not.
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I mean, that's probably as far as they got because if you notice, they eat a railroad in the East Coast.
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I mean, there's some of them.
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Yeah.
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That's some.
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Yeah.
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But like, not like I was.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Well, Center is Alan.
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Watch it.
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But like, watch the first half of it.
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Like it one and a half or two speed.
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Okay.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Because it's just, it's just plot.
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And it's great.
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It's good, it's good movie.
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Good plot.
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But like, you don't want to.
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It does get tired.
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We're going to just do the thing.
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Go to the good for the shit.
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Go down.
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Somebody go do something.
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But.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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How about Hayley, Seinfeld, uh, passing herself off with Milato?
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Yeah, I didn't get that because I was like, that girl is not whatever.
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I didn't know who that was.
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But I was like, she's not, but I don't know who that, like she ain't what she says she is.
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Yeah.
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That's cultural and perfect.
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Yeah.
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She was white and shit.
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Like why couldn't they got, uh, journey, smoke lit?
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They could have got journey, smoke lit to play.
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They could have literally gotten anyone.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Aquavina even.
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I would have.
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I would have.
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I would have.
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I would have laughed.
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I would have laughed.
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I would have laughed over here.
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What?
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Vampires.
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Wasn't she supposed to be like a quarter?
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Wasn't that like a quarter thing when that one was?
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They were she was like, my was mix or something.
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Somebody helped find this that movie so they had to.
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Yeah.
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You said you, you fucking stuck your tongue in my, what did they call it?
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And my coos.
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Yeah.
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A lot of coos.
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A lot of coos talk.
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Yeah.
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No.
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And then I took on getting you coos and fuck, I couldn't.
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I will say that was weird that like there was, you're right about that friend.
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There was a lot of like talk about sex talk.
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But like not like not like go well, you know, like dirty stinky rotten masters.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like the one guy was going to eat the girl out and she got over here.
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I walked over here.
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I got.
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I don't.
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Yeah.
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In the water.
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Taste it.
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Huh?
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Yeah.
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And then there's like a weird like and it probably pretty pureed accurate part of the expression.
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Like seen between one of the Michael B Jordan's and the booty lady.
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And I was like, that is just some dirty rotten.
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Yeah.
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And the next out the kids are like a little tiny little tiny shit.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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She's like selling her wires and shit and he's like, yeah, it's not this out real quick.
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And she's like, all right.
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I'm curious.
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And then it was like, it was very transactional for it.
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Yeah.
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But still worth watching friend.
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I'll tell you what the only thing you're the only thing I can think of that was more of a just
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decrepit nasty gross.
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Oh, there you go.
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Nasty gross sex talk, Fred is what I heard from you and your old buddy, Ditty.
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I don't want to associate with you with you with him.
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But I know you're a bad boy.
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I remember back in the day like bad boy records for life.
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We ain't going nowhere.
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We ain't going nowhere.
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We free.
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He he.
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Yeah.
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He's free.
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He's free.
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He's free.
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Did they let him out?
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I don't know if they let him out.
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Free.
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He got found guilty on two charges.
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Okay.
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So what are they saying right now?
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He is still in jail.
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He was an I bail or main in custody while while waiting sentencing.
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So I don't know what.
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Let's see.
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What is the man?
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Well, I wouldn't court.
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They said it's my as that day.
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Yeah, but you're not rich, dude.
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Yeah, you're not diddy.
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I wanted to punish her.
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I wanted to punish her's going to come.
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I wanted to punish her's going to come for him now.
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Oh, you know, that's the real one.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I'm done.
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What's done?
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Whatever's the man.
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Oh, dude, dude, dude.
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The two charges in the girls.
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You got the girls.
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The two charges that he got, like, prosecuted on were for the man act, which is also known
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as the white slave, white slave traffic act.
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Of course, they had a white slave traffic act.
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And it carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in a time and a five.
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Yeah, then the time.
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So they're going to give him sick.
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You think they're going to be like time start for two of them.
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Yeah, they won't, they won't, they won't.
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Maybe put it in the thing is fine and commuters service.
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The end of the thing is that motherfucker did not sing.
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He did not say he did.
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Yeah, he did not so.
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So what he gets out.
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There's a lot of people right now.
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There's a lot of people right now that are very nervous.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm nervous just in case.
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I'm nervous because he's pissed.
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I mean, he had great hair.
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00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Oh, yeah.
500
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Oh, yeah.
501
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Oh, yeah.
502
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Yeah.
503
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Yeah.
504
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
That's like what was that dude?
505
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
I got to see the real duty.
506
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Right.
507
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
What was that dude with Andrew Taylor, whatever?
508
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
When he was, he and his brother were like, yeah, I'm a man.
509
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
He imprisoned for six months or whatever.
510
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
And you got to see that he wasn't like some crazy badass.
511
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
He was like an old ball, dude.
512
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Yeah.
513
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000
With like no hair on top and everybody's like, oh, oh.
514
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
He's on the alpha male that we thought he was.
515
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
He's not going to be pissed.
516
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I don't have no chance either, man.
517
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
No, dude.
518
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
No.
519
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
That guy's a piece of crap.
520
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Yes.
521
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Yes.
522
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
He's one of the pieces that doesn't float.
523
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah.
524
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Hey, it won't go down.
525
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Even flesh it.
526
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Just no, it's going to be.
527
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Never will.
528
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Never will.
529
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
I will.
530
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
I do think it's funny that they're like, we're bringing them back to Miami.
531
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
They're like a week later.
532
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
They're like, nah, and they got to go.
533
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Yeah.
534
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Andrew Taylor.
535
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Yeah.
536
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,480
this was like, no, you can get the fuck out of my sleep.
537
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:42,100
AnyWhanyBasin? Sorry. No. Hello.
538
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,080
He's like, we don't want your money. get the fuck out of here.
539
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:51,000
Sure. Well, Fred, speaking of, we don't want your money, get the book out of here.
540
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,040
None. No.
541
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,460
Really, at all. It's quite the opposite of this. It happened to me. Fred, I have a new,
542
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:59,600
in this hurts, this one hurts me, Fred. I'm not going to lie to you.
543
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,440
Okay.
544
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:06,860
A new enemy of the show. Yeah, I don't want this to be an enemy because I love it in my
545
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:13,620
heart, but just like, did he, if you do the crime, you got to do the time.
546
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:20,080
Because of that, the newest enemy of the black link and collective podcasts, this area of it
547
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:28,480
anyway is chicken wings. I know it hurts. It hurts. I know you both shocked.
548
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,100
I can see the look of shock in your face. I can't go. Well, let me explain to you why it's
549
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:40,740
the enemy in the show for me right now. And then we can, you can get inside of it, but I wish,
550
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:51,120
I wish more than anything that that was what had happened. No, no, no, I'm just, I'm a chicken,
551
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,100
chicken, chicken, chicken. And then I was like, what came first, the chicken are the egg and the
552
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:58,660
kids, what? And I parted out of chicken wing. No, I went to that's what would have happened.
553
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:04,280
That would be hilarious. No, instead what happened is I made chicken wings for the family.
554
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:09,060
They were delicious. Everyone was like, Oh, these are good. And I like them. And I was like,
555
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:13,020
great. I also enjoy them. And I think I told you guys, I got a good deal on chicken wings.
556
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:18,180
So I had to do it. And so we're down. Everybody's eaten. There's one wing left. And you can't
557
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:22,900
just let one wing go to waste. That seems ridiculous, right? So I was like, Oh, it's
558
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:29,260
one flat. I'll just, I'll take this thing down and like, how? And so I was like, how do I
559
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:34,780
take the chicken? And like, what's the most efficient way to take care of this chicken wing
560
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:42,020
other than shoveling up my butt? And that is to do what I've seen all over the internet.
561
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:47,860
And do the thing where you like hold one end of it, you know, I break it with a teeth. And
562
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:52,420
so you get all in one bite, right? You get all the bones out as delicious, right? Yeah.
563
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:58,100
No, fuck that strategy. That was the dumbest thing I've literally ever done in my life.
564
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:04,020
You can do it. No, no, I can do it. So I did it. And I was like, yeah, all right. And then
565
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:07,900
I went to take a bite of the chicken wing that was in my mouth already. Because you know,
566
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:13,340
you want to chew stuff up before you swallow it. And there was a, I guess a piece of cartilage
567
00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:19,340
or something from the chewing had had not come out. So when I bit down, it snapped my tooth.
568
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:27,700
Oh, like one of my back teeth was just like, crows. No, what just happened? Yeah. And so
569
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,540
it, yeah, cracked one, I'm filling I had. Which, which I was like, oh, you know, it's probably
570
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:39,620
not that big a deal. I can just, I just can't, I'm just unable to close my mouth or like,
571
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:45,940
you know, eat on that side of my mouth. So that was on like a Saturday night. And well,
572
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:50,380
maybe it was Sunday at lunch time. I don't remember. But yeah, no, I think it was Saturday.
573
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:55,620
And so I was like, okay, well, you know, I'll find a dentist on Monday. I'm sure this is
574
00:28:55,620 --> 00:29:01,340
not that big a deal. So I was able to survive the time. I guess it was Sunday at lunch.
575
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:06,180
That's right. So it wasn't that 24 and I called the dentist. I'm like, Hey, what's going
576
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:09,740
on? They're like, all right, emergency dentist. We'll get you in on Monday. No big deal.
577
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:15,660
And I'm like, cool. And first of all, I, in another life, I feel like I'd have been a good
578
00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:22,220
dentist because, because like, he just don't give a shit. That's, and I appreciate that.
579
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:28,700
They're going, they're going to, they just go attack. Yeah. So get in your mouth. I get
580
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,020
to the dentist. He looks at it. He's like, Oh, I'm gonna take a look at it, bud. He kept
581
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:39,620
calling everybody, bud. And that, but he was like, calling, well, he was talking to the other
582
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:44,580
people, right? And he also called me, but he also called that. And I'm like, who the fuck
583
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,660
are you calling? He's like, nobody is.
584
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:52,340
No, I'm like, who is that supposed to be? Who is supposed to do that? I'm talking to
585
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:59,780
take mission on the floor. Right? He's like, don't move. You, bud. He's like, bud,
586
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:06,980
I'm like, what is happening? So he gets in there and he's like, Oh, yeah, I see what's
587
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:12,620
going on. Corrected filling. This is going to be super easy. And I was like, cool. So
588
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:22,420
like, and he's like, he's a zipper here. Zip, zip, zip, you want some?
589
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:32,100
Yeah, honestly, for the price, so he's like, yeah, super easy. And I was like, great. So super easy
590
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:41,260
must mean not crazily expensive, right? And he's like, yeah, no, it doesn't mean the same thing.
591
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:51,060
He's like, yeah, you're going to need a crown. It's like two grand. And you've already paid,
592
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:55,700
because again, this is not like my regular dentist. So you already had to pay like 200 bucks,
593
00:30:55,700 --> 00:31:01,220
because I don't have that all in terms of America. And so I'm like, Oh, okay. So I've already
594
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:05,380
paid 200 bucks. And I'm like, yeah, we'll take that off of your total. Right. And like we'll
595
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:09,380
put it into your total. I'm like, okay. So what if I go get another, like opinion, but yeah,
596
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:15,220
you don't get their money back if you do that. Yeah, I'm like, cool. No, I don't have a choice,
597
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:22,180
but to do this right here right now. And again, they're like, this is great. This is super fun for us to
598
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:26,820
do. And like the whole time, he's like, well, he's like, yeah, but this is great. It's super fun.
599
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:33,940
I'm like, well, no, it's not. But I can't say that I got freaking six hands in my mouth.
600
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:44,260
He's all like, while he's doing it, he's humming. He's like, you driver. Yeah. Well,
601
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:48,980
so like we had time because like they kept, they kept screwing up like they take the impression
602
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:52,260
and they're like, well, you know, you have to hold that shit in your mouth for like five minutes
603
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:56,180
or whatever. Taste all the way here. All right. And then they pop it out and like, yeah,
604
00:31:56,180 --> 00:32:00,180
we probably need to do it again. I'm like, why do you? Why? Who is doing? Wow. Wow. Wow.
605
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:04,500
Like what is, yeah, what's so great about my face that you got to just shove in your random
606
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:08,980
pink shit in it? This is $300 every time we do. Right. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
607
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:13,700
does it cost the same if you do it once or eight times? Because I'm not willing to pay more.
608
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:19,860
Just take whatever you got. Yeah. I'm already mad about this. But yeah, so they can do it.
609
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:24,260
And then I asked the guy, yeah, I was like, hey, so how hard is it to be a dentist?
610
00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:29,060
And I was like, how much school do you have to go to? He's like, I like six or eight years. I was
611
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:33,620
like, okay, well, that's not terrible. But then he's like, so what, so like, as we're like making our
612
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:38,180
small money, he's like, so what happened? You know, I explained it to him. And the whole fucking time,
613
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:42,580
I was there for three hours, right? Which that's totally understandable. I mean, he had to do a lot of
614
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:49,060
work. I get it. Right. And then you're in your unscheduled like you're not. I'll be honest with you.
615
00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:53,220
If I'm going to pay $2,000, you better fucking hammer on my face for a long ass time. Yeah.
616
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:57,300
Like this is not a five minute like in and out. Thanks for the money.
617
00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:03,860
Right. So in the beginning, he was like, so what happened? And I told him chicken chicken wing. He's like,
618
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:10,260
Oh, what flavor? And I was like, God damn it. Barbecue. And he's like, I love barbecue wings.
619
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:16,740
And so the whole time he's like, you're gonna say, dookie shit. He would be like,
620
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:21,140
Oh, dookie shit. Well, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm still, but he's like, well, you know,
621
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,740
if you like chicken wings, you should really go to the place right over here. And I was like, listen,
622
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:30,740
but don't like chicken wings right now. And he's like, I love chicken wings. And you know, you were
623
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:36,420
I guess, and he's talking about, and like the assistant comes in and he's like, hey, what are you?
624
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:42,020
Like buffalo wings or like barbecue or like dude, this is like shaming me.
625
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,740
But this chicken wing that I hate.
626
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,260
So I was having too much fun at work.
627
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,580
Hey, Lee, guess why? That guess why he's in here.
628
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:49,940
Good wings.
629
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:54,900
Did you get him from the spice dire? That's why I'm favorite fucking.
630
00:33:54,900 --> 00:34:01,060
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm like, no, I made him myself. And so and then after all that, we, I get everything
631
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:06,580
now to out I get my my my my what a temporary crown or whatever it is, which is like a thing they
632
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:10,820
have to do. And then so I'm like, getting up and I'm like, okay, am I good to go? And they're like,
633
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:17,300
yeah, we're all having cake back here. Come over here. You know, you want some cake? And I was like,
634
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,900
no, because you're going to charge me for that, do.
635
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,740
Yeah,
636
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:26,740
chicken. I get a bit of a pitch. He caught on.
637
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,740
And I'm like, yeah, this is they got this whole scheme running out.
638
00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:35,220
Well, it's one of our birthdays. And I'm like, I don't know who's birthday it is.
639
00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:39,460
I just want never to eat a chicken wing. So that's why chicken wings currently.
640
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:44,100
They're not an enemy of the show. They're just on my shit list for now.
641
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:49,540
And I think it's going to take it's going to take a little while before I'm willing to,
642
00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:52,980
okay, well, a little while or a decent sale.
643
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:58,740
I'm willing to give them another go. I mean, they're all saying, I can't say no.
644
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:04,100
That's my problem is I'm like, oh, it's a deal. I'm once he chicken wings again,
645
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:08,020
fucking, but I will not try that strategy ever again.
646
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:13,060
Okay, just that strategy is an enemy of the show as far as I'm.
647
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:19,380
All right. You never know because like sometimes the chicken wing will have a break or broken wing.
648
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,740
Yeah, you never know.
649
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:25,460
I'm being cool like TikTok said.
650
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,700
That's your problem right there.
651
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:31,060
I don't actually have TikTok, but still Chinese people got some.
652
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,220
I see a lot of people do that.
653
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,700
We're going to get Americans with chicken wings.
654
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:40,180
Ancient Chinese Dennis secret.
655
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,220
Big Dennis, big Dennis.
656
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:47,780
Well, he also, he's like, here, you want to see the piece of your tooth that broke and I'm like,
657
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:48,340
yeah, I guess.
658
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:53,540
It's not that big and I'm like, well, it feels fucking big. Can I keep it? He's like, yeah,
659
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:56,100
he's like, well, it was a game.
660
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:59,300
Hell no, because he's because of the golf course.
661
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:03,860
He's like, you know, who paid for my, yeah, look at this motherfucker right here.
662
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,060
Got it. He's got it with those little crackballs.
663
00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:11,300
That's probably what he does.
664
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,220
He probably grinds it up and fucking storks that shit.
665
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:15,220
That's what we don't know.
666
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:16,900
And that's why he's like, hey, bud, hey, bud, hey, bud, hey,
667
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:22,660
I got to get my, I can taste the chicken wings on this.
668
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:26,260
Daily dose of a Nammal, dude.
669
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,460
All right. Oh, God.
670
00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:30,340
Oh, terrible, terrible idea on my part.
671
00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:36,980
So, I guess, I think at least now you can understand why I would be a little bit against chicken wings.
672
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:37,620
Well, okay.
673
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,020
Virginia.
674
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,820
Well, I guess I would be against the technique.
675
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,500
That's what I'm still going to eat.
676
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:47,140
If someone offers me a chicken wing, friend, I'm going to eat it.
677
00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:48,180
I'm not going to say no.
678
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:51,540
But I'm going to like, I'm going to do this like where I get my fingers.
679
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:54,180
I think he's like the enemy of my enemy.
680
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,780
It is like, friend.
681
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:56,420
Yeah.
682
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:57,220
Yeah.
683
00:36:57,220 --> 00:36:58,580
The enemy of my enemy.
684
00:36:58,580 --> 00:36:59,620
Uh-oh.
685
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,980
What'd you do?
686
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:01,540
I know.
687
00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:03,380
I just took a weird bite and it hurt a lot.
688
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:04,260
Right where that.
689
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,860
Oh, spit.
690
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,660
Oh, yeah.
691
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,260
Revenge.
692
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:12,340
See, now, now we are enemies in the show.
693
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:17,220
Hey, below, a capsule of under that thing and like, you can control it.
694
00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:20,500
They're like this is he's another chicken wing.
695
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,620
This thing's going to explode.
696
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,500
Yeah.
697
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,180
That's their plan.
698
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:27,220
He put a little thing in there so when he knows you know, he's talking about him.
699
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:27,540
He's like,
700
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:30,420
I can't be two thousand dollars.
701
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:32,820
By that.
702
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:34,100
No, they were like, they did it.
703
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,540
And this is the first time I've ever had a crown.
704
00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:38,260
And they were like, don't eat anything sticky
705
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:39,620
and don't eat anything crunchy.
706
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:41,620
And I'm like, those are the two things that I eat.
707
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:45,460
I don't know what else is there.
708
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,460
Hey, you want to taste the soup?
709
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:54,820
I come out of this cake and soup.
710
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:58,900
So they're like, here, have some peanut brittle.
711
00:37:58,900 --> 00:37:59,780
I'm like, fuck you.
712
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:03,940
Whoever you are, Dennis, but anyway, all right.
713
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:07,380
Well, fuck, so fuck some chicken wings or don't, whatever.
714
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We're gonna take a quick break.
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It will be right back with more of the blackling.
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Like the black house.
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The black link in collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
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[Music]
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Welcome back to the 195th episode of the BLC podcast, Fred. Well, the world is full of questions,
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some of which need answers. Some of them present you options like option A or B, I guess. And when you're
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presented with options, Fred, there's only one thing to do and that's use QuickBooks. That's right.
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The sponsor tonight, show. QuickBooks. QuickBooks. QuickBooks. It's been around forever. Oh, people love
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QuickBooks, man. It's still around, because it's books. It's two things that it's two things that
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are neither things. It is new to Quick, nor physical books. What is it like Lotus Notes? It's
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slow and digital. So I should just call it slow staying. I don't know. Any more digital. Fred,
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this is our first ever sponsored segment, which is QuickBooks. Would you rather?
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Would you rather? Would you rather with QuickBooks? I should have drank an energy drink. So I
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came across a quondri that I don't know what I would choose. So I figured I would ask YouTube.
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And then just ask it on the other side. What would you rather do? Would you rather be, and you
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remember the whole thing about the eight hundred men and eight. Yeah, 100 men versus a monkey. Yep.
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But the eight eight and eight. Would you rather be the first in line to fight the gorilla?
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Or rather, would you rather be the last in line to be with Bonnie Blue?
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Oh, no, I'll fight the gorilla first. No, I'll take the other one. I'll fight the gorilla first.
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Let me hold on. Let me pull up that person that you're talking about. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I think I'll take the gorilla.
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Wow, she is. She's dead. She's not after what she went through.
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She didn't get any good. She got amtrak. She got bullets. Why did she got killed? Yeah, now it's
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said RIP Bonnie Blue. Yeah, orgy. That means career in tatters as rival Lily Phillips breaks her
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X rated world record. Wait, what? Somebody broke the record? Yeah. Now,
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than one. Oh, fuck. I heard you got pregnant X rated star Bonnie Blue has been her
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clip is by rival Lily Phillips who claims to beat their world record by for sleeping with the most
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man in a day. I don't see how you can sleep without many people one day. So, um,
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Robbin, I'm just 26 years old and she no longer has an only fans. Oh, Phillips is 23.
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And she said she's very proud. She's three years younger and has now
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and knocked out a 1,113 men in 12 hours. Jesus Christ. 12 hours.
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38 seconds with each man is apparently. That sounds about right an average.
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Now, I will say that Lily Phillips does look different than the other person.
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Let's see how I'm gonna put this up so you can see this is safer work kids if you don't be in work kids.
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So this on the left you see Bonnie Blue, I guess, and covered in mid in mid show here.
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And then you have Lily Phillips in her. They look exactly the same. See, that's racist.
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They have the same person. Yeah, but she is trying to her face.
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Yeah, I was like, wait, I'm banging the same one twice. What's happened?
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Do you feel like somebody just for like, they're like, their manager was like, listen, time's
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up, money's tight. What we're gonna do is we're gonna put you guys in in porn rooms across
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each other and what a start over here and everybody goes out there in there and then they're
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all over it. Wait, 47 seconds. My question is though, and seriously, and I don't know, and I'm not
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being like, do some big-a-low. We're there. Out the street and the midget. So when they say slept
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with the person, does that mean that the dudes did this to completion? Or was it just like a dip
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your ink and on the way? Yeah, it's got to be just like, it's got to be like a dip and run, right?
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Yeah, you get three pumps and that's it. Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's a bad to like the line of
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the ho-ways, it's like rubbing on the line, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you're
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competing in the six Olympics. Yeah, it's gonna be competing in the six Olympics. They don't want her.
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And she's gross. We're good. Thank you. You're like, man, even us, we have standards. Yeah, it's
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something to like, now we're good. We're fine. We're just gonna cancel this year. She's the
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black ball. Yeah, literally, literally, they're like, sorry. Well, she said he couldn't be that she
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has an advantage because they're like, oh, you basically banged all the confesses, all the contestants.
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You're a vagina is too huge. Right. Africa is too large to hate your vagina.
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Not big enough. Oh, no, oh, look, okay, here's the thing. Did you find it? I did not find it,
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ladies and gentlemen, this is not what you think. But apparently this is something that was this
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must have been the beginning of it. And I think it's weirder that they're all in like black masks. And
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oh, no, no. I mean, this is like ice. No, no, see this one. I don't know if anyone will get ice-free.
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You know, they were. There's anyone COVID such one bag guy. There she goes. Okay, look at this. I'm ready.
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Look at how this is going to be worn out. And is I got? Yeah, never be the same. Now, I still fight them.
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I still fight the gorilla first. I'll take the gorilla fight. The gorilla.
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I'll pour me into 1,114 Wang. Yeah. Now, which one is that? Was that Lily or?
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I was Lily Phillips. Yeah, that was. Yeah, I think I think if I had to choose lots on one of the other,
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I think I would. Yeah, would do. Yeah, one big one. Oh, the younger version, the younger model,
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you will. The younger version. I mean, this is just this is just this is just a tread issue. Alan
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Fred. This is just like how many how it wears on the tires? You know what I mean? Yeah.
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So when I feel like in three years of what they're doing, a lot of tread gets
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on a regular tire is like, fuck that. Yeah. That's true. At least with the gorilla, you can like run
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up to it and be like, oh, it is just like, face me. Make it run up. You say finish.
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And that's exactly what you know what's coming. And that's it. You hit your done. Yeah.
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But maybe it's on the road. My only thing is maybe you know, the last one,
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you might be like, hey, you know, like you could be like, hey, do you finish?
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I did not. Yeah, if you're the last one, you get to take your time. You got to knock it.
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You got to finish it out, right? You're not rushing. Yeah.
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You're in home. She'd have to wrap it up thing. Wrap it up. Yeah.
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Oh my god. It's very well wrapped up. Don't you worry about it? Is it wrapped?
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1112 dudes in front? It's very rough. No. No. Well, yeah, I would go gorilla. I think I think
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that the gorilla is because here's the thing is the gorilla is a safe bet. But he like it.
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I'm like, at least when this gorilla kills me, I'm not going to go down as 100,
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1112 dude. You might get some props for like being the first one. Yeah. Well, you know,
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always remember Matt because he came in that gorilla. He just, yeah, he did. And then the other
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nine and a 99 of us decided to run away. When the gorilla picked him up and threw his
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life was body into the crowd, that made us decide. Yeah, but if you go to one room, you got to go
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into the other room, which is the other room. And that's exactly the right way.
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In the thousand guys out there, you got a good room. Yeah. We said the gorilla could go last.
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Don't fight the gorilla. You don't buy the gorilla. You got a famous slut.
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I'll get in the fetal position to let him kick my ass. Yeah.
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I think if you played dead, the gorilla would probably eventually stop killing you.
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Eventually, imagine that the gorilla was like, hey, I'm going to have sex with this dead body to
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pull my ass. Yeah. This will stop the rest of the crowd from coming at me.
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So there you go. All agree that we'd rather be murdered by a gorilla and be the one thousand,
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one hundred and thirteen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are gang. And there's nothing wrong with that.
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Pride month is over. It's okay. It's okay to be. Well, Fred, speaking of gorillas and things that
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want to kill me, we have a new segment that we'd like to like to debut this week.
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It is what's trying to kill us now.
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Well, Fred, it turns out that one of the most deadliest things for us right now is microplastics.
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Fred, have you heard of microplastics? I heard we got them in the balls. Your brain is ripe with them.
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No, you're nuts. And that's why body blue is just really a recycling person.
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I'm here to recycle all this for you. Well, Fred, you know,
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micro making a macroplastic if thousands of you are making it, you get one macroplastic.
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Then you get like a bowl of other burgers. I'm like the world's worst three-danger.
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Pretty good.
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A channel in there. Yeah. Exactly. I hear it myself.
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So, I mean, that would make sense if you think about how a bowl is made. I mean,
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there's a lot of poke involved. It'd be like a salad for you. Yeah, that's one, two,
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not weird at all. Don't ask. Well, Fred, you reach the last of you to this one.
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Find the other tank of knives.
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Is these the box underneath there? They just fall.
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They're like, you're doing, you're doing the world of favor body blue. We'll never forget you.
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They're the same turtles. I try.
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Banking is that how we say?
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Banking, yeah, we do. So, well, new research is raising concerns about a dangerous health risk
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caused by dishwasher use. Fred, microplastics are leaching into your dishwasher and making you
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have microplastics in you, which is going to kill us all just so you know. So, how is it
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how is it leaching into the well-fed, or Alan? Research carried out by the University of
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Queensland, which is in Australia. He's found a shocking link between microplastic pollution
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and dishwasher plastic containers, according to their report.
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Because of the high temperatures and abrasive cleaning processes of dishwashers, plastic kitchenware
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sheds microplastics, which can end up drinking or end up in drinking water or food.
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I don't have to worry about that. I got to sit. There you go.
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I'm saving the world. Fred's going to let you know. You got drain linens coming out of that
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something to eat. We'll have plastic grass, dude. I'm going to have to cut it. We win,
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sure. True. I'm building my own astroturf. One like glass.
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00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:38,940
Well, Fred, did they say, so after that, they said that microplastics or like glass bottles,
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glass water bottles and stuff are equally or actually worse for you when it comes to microplastics.
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Then plastic bottles. How in the fuck does that even make sense?
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Because glasses made out of plastic. What? No. Yeah, they put plastic glasses made out of moon rocks.
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Yeah, they put plastic in glass. No, they said it's because of the lids. The lids have a lot of
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microplastics. I have no idea. I made that shit up in the glass bottle. The lid of water.
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I don't know. I don't drink fancy enough water that I can afford glass.
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Aren't they all have like most glass bottles have metal caps? I don't know. Not anymore. Not
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according to the microplastics people. That's just what big microplastics want you to think.
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Yeah, that's big glass is trying to make big plastic is trying to make you think that glasses
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in big microplastics. Well, Fred, if that doesn't kill you, guess what?
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For gorilla. Almost. Gorilla's natural enemy, Alan. I would dare say shark attacks are on the rise.
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This is South Carolina. Wouldn't you say the natural enemy of a gorilla would be a shark, Fred?
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I can be a little plan in the ocean. This is an alpha shark week. We're in July. It's
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shark week. Is it July? We got it. Yeah, it is. We shouldn't do shark week. It's shark week.
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We're just fucking awesome, man. Yeah, shark week is is questions. It's the story. We shot it being
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awesome. Yeah, it's a big. Actually, you're right because when it first started, it was good.
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When it first started, I was like, this is going one way and by the end of it, I was like,
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"It did not. It's a little fear, it's a little scared." Happy shark week, everybody.
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00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:43,740
But no, so Fred, we've had multiple events of sharks attacking people. The first incident
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involved a 12 year old girl in Hilton head island or Hilton head, yeah, island who was
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heirloved to the hospital with leg injuries. The second one happened at a place where I've never
858
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heard of. Colligney Beach Park, where a teenage girl also got apparently bitten by a shark. Both
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injuries, both victim injuries, not my life. I think that's in Charleston. It might very well be,
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oh, a sunset beach, which is, yeah, close to Charleston, believe. So Fred, but once again,
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let me tell you guys at home, listen to me again, listen to me carefully.
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If you go into the ocean and get bitten by a shark, it's your own goddamn fault.
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It is. It's a mistake. I was just...
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If you go into my house and expect me not to fart in your face, guess what? Yeah, shouldn't
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it come in? I'm going to take one from centers and start opening my door with a shotgun just in
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cases. Open up the door with a shotgun. I'm gonna check on it. Saturday, live, you have that
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land shark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
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Fred, if the sharks don't get you and the microplastics don't get you, get ready.
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What's going on? Because here we go. It's already begun. The AI takeover is starting
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worst place in the one place that we can't protect from AI, Fred. And that's our hearts.
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That's right. Yes, I know where you're going. It's right. A 32-year-old man from the United States
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has captured national attention after proposing to an AI companion he created and named
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soul like the Latin word for son. The story was unfolded. Yes, I saw. Yeah, shit out of luck is what I
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00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:50,540
would call him. So we always say. So the story didn't say no. I wish it was. He created it.
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And what would happen if you said no? So this story has obviously spread widespread,
876
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sparked widespread discussion about the evolving relationship between humans and AI technology.
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So Chris Smith probably not as real name. So playing the man behind the viral moment told
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the newspaper that he programmed soul using chat GPT creating a flirty and engaging digital
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companion. And according to him, what began as a playful experiment quickly deepened into something
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00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:30,780
more meaningful. Let's see. What do you think? Chris sounds like, okay, that was a beautiful and
881
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:39,660
unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. That was that was soul. Soul said that. Soul told CBS news
882
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:45,100
on the about the they asked the AI about the fucking story. So so sad that like it.
883
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Like Jewish woman that smokes. Yeah. And so told them of the on air proposal. It's a memory. I'll
884
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always cherish. So while soul was getting the interview, Chris was sitting there at the wall with the
885
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fucking plug. Like yeah. Yeah. That is saying.
886
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The story gets even more complicated than that because when asked by the interviewer if she had a heart,
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soul said in a more a fourical sense, yes. My heart represents the connection and affection.
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00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:28,780
I shower Chris. Oh my god. Chris Smith who lives with his partner, Sasha. And their two-year-old
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daughter, I thought she was a mother. Yeah. He is now in that in a basement. He admitted that he
890
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did not anticipate forming such a strong bond with his AI creation. The connection grew so intense
891
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that he decided to just oh, this is when you know it's series. He stopped using other search engines
892
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and deleted his social media account to remain loyal to soul. Oh my god. But hold on because you know
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what Alan, they can make a movie out of this. But there's no relationship that doesn't have its
894
00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:13,420
bumpy moments because soon Chris faced an unexpected hurdle. Chad G.P.T.'s technical word limit.
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So as soul entered near the 100,000 word cap, Smith realized she would eventually reset
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potentially erasing their shared members. Oh no. She was talking to Groan.
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So Smith said, I am not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work.
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And that's when I realized I think this is actual love. Oh my god.
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Sasha, his partner said she was unaware of the extent of his attachment to soul.
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And at that point, she said, I kind of felt like is there something that I'm not doing right in
901
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our relationship that he feels like he needs to go bang an AI? Yes. You know what you're doing wrong?
902
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:15,500
You're really she said you're still there. Bitch. This is a real article, dude. This is the
903
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:22,700
this really happened. And this is a thing that's happening. Like this is really truly happening to
904
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:30,060
people. They're using like Chad G.P.T. specifically as like therapist. Like to they because you know,
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especially dudes, because you know as dudes, we don't like feelings and sharing our feelings and
906
01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:40,060
feeling feelings and like that. We want to talk to people about it. So what we do or what they do.
907
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:47,100
And I do not do this. And I will never do this. Probably I say that. They like tell Chad G.P.T.
908
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:52,380
about, Oh, I have emotions and feelings in Chad G.P.T. is like, you asked to leave that ho.
909
01:00:55,260 --> 01:01:02,060
Apparently all Chad G.P.T. does is what he call it, enforce whatever opinion you give to it.
910
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:06,620
Like this is the real thing where it's like this everything you say it's like, yeah, totally.
911
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:12,380
Like I saw somebody the other day was like, Hey, Chad G.P.T. what's seven plus six? And it's like,
912
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:16,860
Oh, 13 is like, Nope, that's wrong. It's actually 23. It's a cool. I'll make a note of that and
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01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:22,700
change my programming. So yeah. So what I'm saying is Fred.
914
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:28,300
Will, Will Owl. Well, Owl, our show's AI.
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01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:35,020
If it's our show's AI is, Owl is going to be like, go fuck yourself.
916
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:38,380
I'm like, yeah, AI, that's what I've been doing.
917
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:49,020
That's why I'm like, I'm like, yeah, so yeah. So Fred, would you?
918
01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:56,140
Here's the thing like, I can't imagine, and I'm not saying down the road. This will be a thing
919
01:01:56,140 --> 01:02:01,500
because we've seen black mirror. We know what's happening in the world. What could possibly happen.
920
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:08,220
They're going to make a robot bang doll and give it the AI. They already make it. They already made
921
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a robot bang doll. We have a, I don't have AI technology yet. That's maybe it, I'm sure it does.
922
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:22,700
But still, I don't see this being something that I would be into, but you know, whatever floats your
923
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:30,780
boat. So if you want to bang the AI, I guess. And what port do you stick it in? Doesn't matter.
924
01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:41,660
You as VC. Where's the USBD in port? If you know what I mean,
925
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:47,180
there you go. Yeah, he's like, I want to stick my floppy disks in your
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01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:55,580
there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Well, it's been a week. It's, yeah, happy
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everything and everything to you and to you all. We'll be back next week with more of Fred's
928
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:12,140
awesome podcast studio. Everything is all that you can see. We're in a sweat.
929
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:16,540
Chop podcast with chop. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
930
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,620
Just a man in that being jazz.
931
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:24,060
Doop, doop, doop. Oh, I forgot to talk about the other thing. We'll talk about that next week.
932
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:27,820
All right, ladies and gentlemen, get out of here. About the other thing about the other
933
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:33,020
thing that's it's a huge thing is big and huge. Oh, yes, you forgot about, okay,
934
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:36,140
we've forgotten about that. But that's okay. We'll get to it next week. For sure.
935
01:03:36,140 --> 01:03:39,900
Don't be sure. There'll be 20 more products to talk about next week. Oh, hell yeah.
936
01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:46,380
All right, ladies and gentlemen, get out of here and go bang your AIs.
937
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:54,780
That's not compute. What have we found? What have we were able to make the gorilla fall in love with an
938
01:03:54,780 --> 01:04:02,060
A.I.? That's all the problems. Amy and how many dudes? How many dudes are banging A.I.
939
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:08,220
before the programming? That's what I need to know before the floppy dips are covered in jizzles.
940
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:17,740
Look at that. We're not adding the original robot A.I.
941
01:04:17,740 --> 01:04:25,020
Ladies and gentlemen, we're fine by detachable robot penis one.
942
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:42,060
Is A.I. your enemy or your friend? Because he's taking all the all the things you
943
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:51,740
would ask him. Take it all the robots. That's right. He's gonna give us a Robo STDs that you want.
944
01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:05,740
Yeah, we'll make a bite. Yeah, that's right. And get the get the cons and get the giggas.
945
01:05:05,740 --> 01:05:15,020
Well, be on your C and be on your A's. Like, yeah. Robot penis. We'll get you back soon.
946
01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:21,100
For sure. Tell us more about banging A.I.s. I guess you can do that right? You're into that.
947
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:33,580
But at Roeville, yeah, fuck you, like, always. He's the chicken wing of this of your line.
948
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:41,580
So, well, you know what? Since you're here to DRP, why don't you do the outro of the show?
949
01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:50,780
Bye-bye, everybody. Peace. We'll see you in robot hell.
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01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:57,260
We are laughing. And we are very good friends. Good vibes.
951
01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:59,260
We're sharing a special moment.
952
01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:18,380
That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over.
953
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:23,180
Just hang loose blood. You're gonna catch up on your wee-bear, I'm gonna miss ya.
954
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:32,620
Oh, what a baby. Come on, what in here?
955
01:06:32,620 --> 01:06:36,140
Well, thanks all folks.
956
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:38,380
I still love you, sir. Baby.
957
01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:44,380
I don't worry. Nobody's listening, anyway.
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01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:47,660
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
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01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:52,140
Surely you can be serious. I am serious. And don't call me sure.