Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and learning with Episode 153 of the BLC Podcast! This week, DJ Parker, Fred, and Alan bring you the latest from the Olympics, including some hilarious disqualifications. Ever wondered what a group of lemurs is called? Or how the Japanese yen impacts the stock market? We've got you covered! Tune in now and join the fun! Don't forget to like, review, and share!
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and learning with Episode 153 of the BLC Podcast! This week, DJ Parker, Fred, and Alan bring you the latest from the Olympics, including some hilarious disqualifications. Ever wondered what a group of lemurs is called? Or how the Japanese yen impacts the stock market? We've got you covered! Tune in now and join the fun! Don't forget to like, review, and share!
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>> Parker: Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night.
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>> Freddy: Alive. It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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man lift stars. And in the morning, I'm making pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also
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Ellen on the board.
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>> Parker: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now, let's start the game show.
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Welcome to the 153rd episode of the PLC
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podcast for episode 69, if you're counting
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in kilograms. This is your host, DJ
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Parker. And this is the quiet storm.
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>> Freddy: Quiet storm.
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>> Parker: We're so glad you joined us, and we can't thank
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you enough for your support on X,
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Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.
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You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com
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and listen every day on your
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favorite podcast platforms. And don't forget to like
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and review the show. And now, the
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bronze medal winner of my heart. It's
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red.
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>> Freddy: You got to get a call from NPR, man.
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>> Parker: I'm just gonna say, fuck you, everyone.
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We should do. We should do, like, rated R. like the
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NPrdez.
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It would not like sexy, because that's weird. Yeah,
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no, I don't want to be like, her nipples pointed
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backwards.
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>> Freddy: They pointed to the ground.
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And as always, I'd like to introduce the man
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with the motherfucking plan, Alan
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OTB.
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>> Parker: They kept forcing me to lower my gaze.
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>> Parker: Yay. Thank you.
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>> Parker: Thank you.
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>> Parker: Thank you.
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>> Parker: Oh, he didn't. Yeah. No audience for this.
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>> Parker: No, that was a crowd.
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>> Parker: Okay. Well, welcome to the show, ladies, and let's bring
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up the heat. Ready,
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thumbs. We
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are so happy that you're with us. Of course, the Olympics are wrapping
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up, or probably just wrapped up, if you're listening to us in
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America. or I guess, anywhere else. Probably as
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well.
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>> Freddy: Got a wrap.
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>> Parker: Gotta wrap it up. Be so far. We'll see what
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happens. Unfortunately, Fred, I have a huge
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olympics. Huge.
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Huge. that's huge. I, have a
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huge Olympic style announcement. Fred, about our show
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really hurts my heart. And
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we've all three been disqualified from
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participating in the BLC Olympics this week.
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>> Freddy: What?
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>> Parker: We've all the determined that we all been
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suspended for doping of different kinds. and it
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says I was because of a food poison burrito. I
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can't.
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>> Freddy: They said cocaine only stayed in your system for three
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days.
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>> Parker: Well, that's. You know, I can't go back to zoom.
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>> Freddy: I can't.
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>> Parker: Ah, go back to Zamunda.
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>> Parker: I'm in trouble.
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>> Freddy: I have embarrassed my people.
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So, as always shame upon me and my
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family.
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>> Parker: I will never return home.
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So it happens we, don't have the BLC Olympics for you
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this week, so that's okay, you know? Well, the reason was, Fred. I
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was too caught up watching the real Olympics,
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sort of. But, yeah, a
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thing happened, so, like, my wife had to work,
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and so it was just me and the kids hanging out during the
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day, and my daughter went with grandma,
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so just me and the boys, right? And we're, like, sitting around, nothing to
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do, just, you know, whatever. And I was like, I'm gonna put on the
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Olympics. Because, like, why wouldn't I put on the Olympics?
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Sports. There's no ladies to tell me I can't watch
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sports. So, like, here we
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go. So pop it on is like the feed, you know, where, like,
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I guess it jumps around or whatever. And, the first thing that
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comes up is women's beach
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volleyball. Yeah, right.
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Olympics. Everyone has an interest
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in it for various reasons, you
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know, this year. Wow. Who let the dogs out?
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so I'm like, oh, this is cool.
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Olympic beach volleyball. Now, it's indoors, which is in and of
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itself, kind of stupid, but it's indoors. It's indoors
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this year. It was indoors, or look like it was indoors. I didn't see
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a. It looked like a roof. it didn't like there was
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any, like, wind or anything, you know, so,
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But so I was like, oh, cool. We can watch this. It's USA versus
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Italy, I believe. And, yeah, and, I
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mean, you know, it was, like, a great match. It was in.
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>> Freddy: Thank you, Lee.
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>> Parker: I didn't say that. But my son decided
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to turn to me at one point, like, soon after I turned.
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He's like, really, dad? This is what.
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>> Parker: He's like, really? This is what you're watching? And I was like, it's. What's what?
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It's a beach volleyball, dude. And he's like, you're
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such a pervert. And I was like, wait, what?
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>> Freddy: So you brought it up, right?
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>> Parker: And then he, like, left the room.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he brought it up all right.
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>> Freddy: Then he walked with, like, his back hunting.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he was like. He did like a weird.
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Yeah, he's like, oh, I guess gonna carry. He's like, I need to carry
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this blanket up to my room real quick
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as he was walking out. So he
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didn't have his hands on the blanket, which was so weird.
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>> Freddy: That's my boy.
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>> Parker: That's my boy. Go and hide your
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shame, son. Just like Diddy,
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but no, it just made me think it. I was like, well, I mean, I never.
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I mean, don't get me wrong. Ladies are great and everything, and, you know,
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I watch. Everybody watches the sport because they're in bikinis most
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of the time.
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>> Freddy: Right? Yeah.
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>> Parker: but, like, I was like, am I a pervert for watching? It just came
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on. I didn't.
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I didn't tune into it. I wasn't like.
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>> Freddy: I didn't even touch it.
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>> Parker: I didn't touch it.
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What's the answer, Fred? Am I ever a beach volleyball
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perv?
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>> Freddy: No. You've got to watch beach
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volleyball if it's all in a very
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discreet way. Yeah, I'm saying you can't.
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>> Parker: I didn't.
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>> Parker: Well, no, he was watching it. Was he watching United States?
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>> Freddy: So he got to watch
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your country. Yeah, I'm saying.
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>> Parker: Right. And you support them no matter what?
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>> Freddy: I want to see the Brazilians and,
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you know, whatever other, you know.
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>> Parker: you can always watch the egyptian theme. Did you see these?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, they're in Perkins.
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>> Parker: You know, they do that.
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>> Freddy: They do that in Iran. Like
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they're airing the Olympics, but, like, when the
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women compete, like, swimming or track and
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field, they, like, black out.
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They black out. The women, like, oh, you just, like.
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>> Parker: See their face or something.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. They have a bar over their skin.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Or, like, if it's a panned out view, they'll have an
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asterisk.
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>> Parker: Right. We're like something. Yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Something hiding the skin so that you can't
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see. Like, it's insane. Like, they did pole
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vaulting. They showed the pole vaulted, and it was just like a
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black bar. The head.
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>> Parker: Amazing pole vaulting. That
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guy from France.
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>> Freddy: Did you see that?
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Like, yeah, his. Wayne knocked the bar off.
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Did you hear the sound the bar went made?
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>> Parker: No, no, don't.
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There. It is worth it. Alan, we should start recording the
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show.
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>> Freddy: It said don't.
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>> Parker: It is recording.
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>> Parker: I know.
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>> Parker: For a second there, I was like, wait a minute.
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>> Parker: I know. I want to see if it would work. And you would be like,
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almost, Well, yeah.
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Interesting Olympics.
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>> Parker: But I'm trying to remember what he said, too. When they asked his
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reaction, it was.
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>> Freddy: Like.
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>> Parker: Let it all hang out on that last.
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Was he italian? Is that what he was?
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>> Freddy: No, he was, african.
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>> Parker: No, white
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Africana. That's
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one of those white Africans.
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>> Freddy: Elon's cousin.
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>> Parker: It is. It is hilariously crazy that, like,
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his wang did him in again.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: that doesn't happen to every guy in their life at least once, but we
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never get offers from OnlyFans or whatever.
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Peachy keen or whatever.
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>> Freddy: Did he really get offer only fans.
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>> Parker: They said, like, do an hour long thing, and it was like, we'll give you
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250 grandd.
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>> Freddy: My God.
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>> Parker: And I'm assuming he turned it down because I'm
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sure he turned it down.
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Well, he can't. I would say he couldn't accept.
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>> Freddy: This song is worth half a million, at least.
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Yeah. Right, because you.
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>> Parker: Right, yeah. This is a bronze medal winning
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dong.
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>> Freddy: The really paper. Oh, my
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God.
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>> Parker: It's worth it. It's worth it.
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>> Parker: I heard somewhere about how, much, you know, how much the
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metals, are valued, like,
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the.
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>> Parker: No, I've no idea. The golden,
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$63.
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>> Parker: Like, the golden metal is actually, like, half of
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it. It's not even gold. It's silver.
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>> Parker: Right, right.
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>> Parker: And then the silver medal is, like, half silver, half
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something else. And then the bronze medal is, like,
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copper.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, the Barnes bills. Like, we're, like, $3.
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It's like, the gold's worth, like, 500, and the other was, like,
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275. And then the bronze is, like, $4.
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>> Parker: Yeah. I mean, what do you expect to make a lot of those
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things, man?
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: Yeah, they should.
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>> Parker: They. I mean, athletes should get something for, you
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know.
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>> Freddy: Pay.
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>> Parker: They pay.
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>> Freddy: Like, if you medal, you get.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Like, yeah, I think in the US is like 30 grand. But there's
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some country, like, million dollar.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's it.
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>> Parker: Yeah. But there was, Singapore, I think, pays a quarter million dollars
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to their athletes, but they also, like, never win.
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>> Freddy: They never.
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>> Parker: You know, they paid, like, NBC paid, like,
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billions of dollars for the rights,
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and they can give them 30 grand.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Overhead.
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>> Parker: All right.
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>> Freddy: The workers. The workers always get the shaft, man.
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>> Parker: My question is, so, like, if you're an Olympian, like,
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let's say. And I. And, nobody gives a shit about this because
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we're all Olympic out, probably, realistically. But,
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like, do you. Do you get paid to train? Like, I mean.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, well, no, that's why,
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polo team because they. He was like, those women have real
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jobs. Yeah, they have real jobs. So
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they have to, like, take that time off of work
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to go play polo.
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>> Parker: That's crazy.
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>> Freddy: I'm saying, to go to the game. So they.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: you know, they missing out on money, so.
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being a spy and he helps somebody.
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>> Parker: He up, what, a shot put girl.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: He paid her money. Yeah. That
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dude. Like, that dude.
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>> Parker: He's a good guy.
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>> Freddy: I thought flavor play was just a joke. Yeah, I'm saying.
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But, like, that is, like.
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Yeah, he's training all instruments. I saw
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him, like, over there. he was playing a grand
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piano. Yeah, he's playing a grand piano.
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>> Parker: He's not. You know, you're not supposed to know that because that's not his
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gimmick.
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That's his gimmick. But, you know, he
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ain't.
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>> Freddy: But they are fable love. Y'all said
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he was a joke. Yeah. That dude is
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like, he's the man I love.
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>> Parker: Yeah, well, so, yeah, he's. You gotta give him credit, man.
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No doubt, right?
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So my question is. No good.
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>> Freddy: Go ahead. What's your question?
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>> Parker: I say, you said flavor flav sponsored,
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the. What is the water polo team and then
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whatever. What, Olympic sports do you guys
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think you could do if you.
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>> Freddy: If.
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>> Parker: Let's say he sponsored you? Let's say flavor. Flavor sponsored your
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sport, right? Like, of all the Olympic sports, is
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there anything that you're like. I think if I worked hard at that,
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I could be, like, a winner, a chance, like his medal
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winner. Not. I'm not saying a gold medalist.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: But, like, you could.
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>> Freddy: Contender. I can be a contender on your
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best day.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: I probably think the only thing that
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I would probably be halfway
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decent and I could probably do something
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would probably be, the women's hammer
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throw.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Parker: As a woman and do it.
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>> Freddy: I think I could probably do the women's hammer throat. You know what I mean?
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Like, I could. I could, but I
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wouldn't do it. I wouldn't be like, I'm a, woman. I'd be like, yeah, I'm just
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a regular ass man.
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>> Parker: Like, they said I could do whatever I wanted.
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Flavor flavors.
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>> Parker: You'd be paying out of the red teas.
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>> Freddy: I just want to try. Let me try.
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>> Parker: I just need to know if I can do this. Yeah,
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I get it. No, we've all been there for sure.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So what about you, Alan? You got anything you think you would, You'd be a
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boss at?
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>> Parker: I think I could qualify probably, like a javelin or something like
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that.
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>> Parker: Yeah, javelin. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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>> Parker: And I could do the use, like revenge of the nerds. Remember Lamar?
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He had the one.
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I'll even throw it like him. That probably
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did.
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>> Freddy: You know, they used to have a two handed javelin throw
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in the olympics? Back,
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under, the legs.
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>> Parker: And then you go, like, you gotta. When you're ready, like,
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it's good times.
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I think I could do really good in
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some of. Some sports that probably aren't really,
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you know, the best thing now? I probably do. I think
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I could do great and break dancing. I could be break
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dancing to break dancer. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: my leg.
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>> Parker: They ever did the break dancing thing. I never saw
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anything happen.
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>> Freddy: It starts the night.
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>> Parker: I could do to tug of war, which is
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not.
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>> Parker: Right. That's the thing. I noticed, like. Like, obstacle
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race and some stuff. And I was like, oh, yeah. And then I
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was like, oh, this is when the white people had the advantage.
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Why these races worked for them.
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You'll just set it up. The stuff we could
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do. Johnson.
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>> Freddy: You want to hear some other, I found some olympic sports
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that they don't do anymore.
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>> Parker: All right, let's hear something that,
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>> Freddy: All right, so, track and field, back at 19.
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1904, they had the 60 meters dash.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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It was all they could afford.
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>> Freddy: They had,
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>> Freddy: There were walking events, like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, like power walking.
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I was watching that the other day.
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>> Freddy: They were saying the dudes were cheating.
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>> Parker: Because off the ground,
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simultaneously.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: She was. Started celebrating. She's like. And that other chick was
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like,
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put the Flintstones.
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>> Parker: That's funny.
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>> Freddy: Like you said, there was tug of war.
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>> Parker: I can win that.
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>> Freddy: Or gymnastics. They used to have, They used to
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have. Some people called it
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juggling, but it wasn't
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juggling. It was the indian club.
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I don't know if that was, like, kind of racist. Well.
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>> Parker: It'S not called Apache Joe's.
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>> Parker: Indian Motorcycle club.
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>> Freddy: No. So they had, like, bowling pins, but,
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like, in each hand, but you wouldn't throw them.
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>> Parker: You hit each other.
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>> Freddy: Just. You just, like, dance with them.
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My dance?
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>> Parker: Like in, What was that movie with that Will Ferrell did
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the. With the flag.
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>> Parker: Oh, the skating one.
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>> Parker: No, no, the college one, though. The one
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with the Fred house.
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>> Parker: Oh, hangover. They're
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all.
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>> Freddy: No, no, I know.
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Yeah. Frank the tank. Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: I don't remember what it's called.
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>> Parker: They had. They had to do, like, certain events. And he had the.
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>> Freddy: Road out. I can't remember the name of that movie.
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>> Parker: Grown up.
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>> Parker: There's somebody right now yelling the name and, you know.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: It's so easy. Come on.
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What is it? Oh, my God.
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>> Freddy: I, I can't think of it. I can't think of it. Oh,
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>> Parker: My boy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Blue dies.
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>> Freddy: Died happy. He died happy.
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>> Parker: Old school. That's what it was.
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>> Freddy: Old school. That's it. That's it. Thank you.
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>> Parker: Will Ferrell look so young.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. He always looks old, though.
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>> Parker: Thank you, listeners at home for that one.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, they used to do, guns of kimbo,
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dueling pistols.
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>> Parker: Oh, really? But not like,
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seriously. It was like, It was like a wax bullet or something.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: They didn't, like, kill each other.
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Who would volunteer to do that?
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>> Freddy: A real champion.
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>> Parker: That's true.
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Somebody who really wants to represent their country. Just
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imagine, though, if there was, like, a fault. Like, where one
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person, like, went early and they're like, well, no redoing
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that.
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>> Parker: Like, that motherfucker from Turkey, he had his hand in his
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pocket.
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>> Parker: I was awesome.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, there was one. There was
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one that I real, Okay,
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I gotta find it real quick.
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>> Parker: They still do fencing?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they still do.
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>> Parker: Fencing's gotten crazy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, I love fencing,
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man.
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>> Parker: They start doing weird moves and shit.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I like fencing, man. Fencing's cool.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's fun. I like it. They, had the
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one guy, he was hopping this year, he was like.
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>> Parker: That's what I'm saying. That guy.
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>> Freddy: Okay. Oh, this is it. So there were. There was
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a, archery event called
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pop and j.
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It's where they would put.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: And, you had to shoot the birds.
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>> Parker: They weren't real birds, Alan. That's what you just said.
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>> Freddy: No, they were real birds. They were dead.
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>> Parker: They're already.
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>> Parker: It wasn't like I figured it was, like, gonna be, like, in the fair, you know? They had
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like.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Probably cheaper to get birds.
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>> Parker: They're like a thousand birds, dude. They're like a
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nickel. Like, fuck it. We're not setting this up.
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Who's gonna go up there and fix it every time?
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>> Parker: That's when birds were real.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that might have been. That might have been
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what started birds.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's probably what killed all.
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>> Parker: We need to shoot something up there. What could it.
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I don't know. Let's call them birds.
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>> Freddy: And my last one is pigeon racing.
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>> Parker: See, there you go. That's where they got the dead, the
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losers.
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>> Freddy: They did the pigeon racing and the papa Jay at the same
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time.
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>> Parker: Yeah. That's how they determine who won. They're like, from
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one end to the other. If you don't get shot, you
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win.
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>> Freddy: These Olympics are taking three months. We got.
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>> Parker: How would they raise? How would the pigeons race?
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>> Freddy: I don't know. Yeah, I guess they
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can see Mike Tyson. You know, they used to have, like, homing. Yeah, homing
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pigeons.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So, you know, just so from here.
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>> Parker: To there, probably be like, they
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sit.
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>> Freddy: Them off and then, like, three days later, whoever's bird got back
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first.
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>> Parker: Right.
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I don't know.
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>> Parker: Be some sabotage.
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>> Parker: I'm just happy some of those aren't in the Olympics anymore.
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>> Freddy: Those are by, not popping jabish discontinued
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Olympic events.
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>> Parker: Yeah, they have certain amount. And if they add
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one, they got to eliminate another one, right?
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>> Parker: Is that right? I didn't know that.
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>> Freddy: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to do
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that.
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>> Parker: That's crazy. If they did, that sucks. I. That would suck to be,
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like, I've worked my whole life to play
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pop and
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Javy
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and Olympic athlete. Yeah. Yeah. Ah, we're not doing that this year. We're doing
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break dancing.
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>> Freddy: Because this thing says that karate. Karate
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was, discontinued in 2021,
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and now they brought it back.
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>> Parker: Well, they should.
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>> Freddy: Like, now it's back. So, like, I mean, they add, roddy.
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>> Parker: Is literally kick ass.
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>> Freddy: It's baseball. Baseball was in the last
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olympics. It's not in this one.
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>> Parker: Yeah, baseball's dumb for olympics.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Baseball is the baseball stuff for olympics.
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>> Freddy: Too long.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's the thing. You got to, like, get
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it. Okay. Anyway, this is. This Olympic segment is
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becoming the baseball of. Olympic segments
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take too goddamn long.
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So, Fred, tell me something real quick. Give me
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a real quick, like, a three minute stock
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update report. My crypto crashed last night,
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Fred. Oh, well, seven
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dollars to five dollars, Fred. I was jumped off the fucking
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roof.
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>> Freddy: You should have jumped.
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>> Parker: I mean, thinking about it.
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>> Freddy: So there's some things going on, and it's.
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It's. It's
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really not complicated,
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but, like, if you don't know what's
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going on. Oh, My God, another
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word.
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>> Parker: It's complicated.
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>> Parker: It's complicated. Unless you know what it.
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>> Parker: Unless you know what's going on. So, in other words.
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>> Freddy: Exactly. So what.
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What they're saying is
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happening is that there's been
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a sharp rise
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in the japanese yin. The
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unwinding of the japanese yin. So, like, a lot of
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these, don't know if they were japanese. There are a lot of
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people.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: That were taking out loans
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on the japanese yen because the.
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The interest rate on them was real low.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: So they would. They would take that. That
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yin.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: Convert it into us dollars
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and then put that money into this. Into the stock
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market.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: Into the us stock market.
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>> Parker: So. So they were just gambling on these
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loans that they.
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>> Freddy: Right, yeah, yeah. They were just leveraging
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their bets. That's what's called a leverage bet. You know, I'm saying.
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You're betting with borrowed money.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: I'm saying. And then. So now that the
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bank of Japan started raising interest rates,
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you still have to pay that money back. So, people
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are like, oh, shit. Now I'm gonna have to pay
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it back at a higher rate.
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>> Parker: Wait, so. So it's not like us
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where it's like you get a loan and you just.
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You have the determination your loan is
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3% or whatever, and then it's that for
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the life of the loan in Japan, you pay based
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on whatever the market is. That's crazy.
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>> Parker: If you have an adjustable rate mortgage. Like an adjustable rate
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thing.
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>> Freddy: No, no, no.
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>> Parker: But you're talking about when you're investing, it's like,
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Japan had a,
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>> Parker: They had.
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>> Parker: Actually, it was like, negative.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. They were like, negative interest rates.
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I don't understand that. What I'm, You're paying me to take money?
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>> Parker: Yeah. You're paying me to take money? Yeah, basically, that's what they were
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doing.
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>> Freddy: That's crazy. Who wouldn't take that money.
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>> Parker: Invested it in our market and our market didn't
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pay, so.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: They raised the rates. The money they. Money they invested, they
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didn't make no profit enough. So you had to end up
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paying. So.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: It's like, you borrowed $5
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and you. And gonna invest in crypto.
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And now you're three.
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Now your five is three. And.
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>> Parker: But for Alan wants his money.
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>> Parker: I want my money. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So.
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>> Parker: So it's like. Oh, shit. So, you know, you
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know, send me breaking your legs.
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>> Freddy: You know, dumping those stocks to get
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their money. To get the liquidity. Yeah.
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To get the liquidity back so they could pay back those
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loans. And that's affecting the
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us stock market.
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And so, I mean, it's
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not. But like you said, it bounced back.
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It just bounced back, like, a little bit. It's
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nothing. I don't know if it's gonna
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cause what they call a black, swan event.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: To where.
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>> Parker: We all know what you're talking about. We're all very
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literate financial.
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>> Freddy: A black swan event will. Will
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cause, like, a snowball effect. Yeah. I'm saying once.
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Okay, okay. This person starts taking their money out and they see
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the stock going down. So another person starts taking their money out.
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>> Parker: Is that.
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>> Freddy: No, it's not one lake. It's
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my lake.
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>> Parker: Oh, okay.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. But, But,
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but, but that's what, like a black. Black swan event. The
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stock market. Yeah, I'm saying. Which could cause a crash.
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Yeah, I'm saying. Of the stock market. When everybody just starts
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pulling their money out. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Dumping their stock.
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>> Parker: But that's the time to buy.
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>> Freddy: Trying to get them. That is the time to buy is
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when people are scared. Right.
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>> Parker: But, you see, the doll didn't move. So when the dollar didn't move, that's why I didn't
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think anything was gonna happen.
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>> Freddy: Right? Yeah.
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>> Parker: So, well, it turns out.
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>> Freddy: And then the, fears about the. The
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war and Iran and I, With, Israel and
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all that shit. Yeah, I'm saying, and. And then plus, with the
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US, election coming up, now, I'm saying, and
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the undecided,
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anything. All that affects.
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>> Parker: Anything.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Parker: An excuse. You know, before, it used to be hurricanes.
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>> Freddy: Right. Anything to promote fear. Yeah, I'm
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00:28:14,048 --> 00:28:16,856
saying, anything. Fear. Fear in the. In the.
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00:28:17,024 --> 00:28:19,600
In the country promotes fear in the market,
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so.
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>> Parker: Right, right.
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>> Parker: Timidity makes
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money for people.
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>> Parker: Well, let me provoke some fear
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00:28:28,302 --> 00:28:30,902
right now with us taking a break. Will we
652
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,966
return? Who knows?
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>> Freddy: Will we return?
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>> Parker: That's right there. Just letting him know that we may come
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back.
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>> Parker: We may come back.
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>> Freddy: People may come on your back.
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>> Parker: We stand behind you.
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We are rainbow, dildo,
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00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:53,012
monkey monkey, or whatever
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00:28:55,672 --> 00:28:58,544
monkey bot. We'll
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be right back. The black Lincoln collective podcast
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00:29:01,552 --> 00:29:04,148
will return after a word, from our sponsors.
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>> Freddy: this here is the Reverend
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Johnny Hugh
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Matheson. I am here to tell
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you to not listen to the
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Black Lincoln collective podcast.
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These here fellas are
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hedonistic, outrageously
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00:29:26,246 --> 00:29:28,870
outlandish dudes
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of moral
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iniquity. So I beg of you,
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do not listen to the black Lincoln collective
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00:29:37,022 --> 00:29:39,774
podcast@blcpodcast.com.
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don't you go there. Do not go on there. YouTube, two
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page. And look at all the smutty, filthy
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nastiness that they got going on. I tell
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you now, don't listen to these boys. They nothing
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but dirty.
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Sadeena,
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welcome back to the.
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>> Parker: I zoned out for a second. I'm sorry.
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Welcome back to the.
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>> Freddy: How long did that run?
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>> Parker: Like 5 seconds? I don't even know. I wasn't looking.
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I was like, what did he say? Oh, we were doing the show, okay?
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>> Parker: I was like, he stuck it, then his eyes went,
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oh, no.
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>> Parker: You asked for it. You asked us. We told
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you. We threatened you do it. We would come back. And so we're back, and that's
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00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,870
what you get. You get shit ass radio, at least
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00:31:02,926 --> 00:31:05,140
introduction wise from me.
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00:31:05,286 --> 00:31:08,064
So welcome back to the 153rd edition of the Black Lincoln
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collective podcast. We should call this,
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I don't know. 153 b
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would be. Yeah, that's
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00:31:17,816 --> 00:31:20,696
a good nickname for the second half of the 153rd show.
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>> Freddy: I don't know.
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>> Parker: it doesn't matter. Well, welcome back one and all. We're so glad
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you're with us. We are committing
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ourselves. We told you this before, guys. Ladies and gentlemen
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and folks of all things,
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you know, we're here to educate and to
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enunciate always, and hopefully to
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procreate, but we're definitely here to
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educate first and foremost.
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Hey, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
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So, in order to do that, we have
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sent, we've had an initiative, really, that
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started summer. It's called the Summer I Love, and
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it's all about us actually doing
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something and figuring out something to talk about on this
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show. And so Fred
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flexed his love bone this week.
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>> Freddy: I did.
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>> Parker: And came up with a genius thing for
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us to learn about. Yes. And
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so this is what's a group of
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shit.
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>> Freddy: And, like I told you guys before, like, the way
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this started is me and my wife were having a conversation
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about.
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>> Parker: He's like, I told you before, nobody's heard.
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>> Parker: No.
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>> Freddy: Except, you
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know, we do.
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>> Parker: You don't.
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>> Freddy: Now, I'm gonna tell ling the audio.
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>> Parker: The way this started is actually, ironically just
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us.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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So tell you guys three times now.
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So we were talking about, like,
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foxes. like, you know, she was like, why are you saying
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foxes? It's just fox. And
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I was like, no, if it's more than one, it's
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foxes. And then that got me thinking about,
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like, what would you call a
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group of foxes? So I had to
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Google boxes. Well, you know, would, you
742
00:33:10,026 --> 00:33:12,982
know, a pack. No,
743
00:33:14,002 --> 00:33:15,462
it's a skulk.
744
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:17,346
>> Parker: Skulk.
745
00:33:17,514 --> 00:33:19,090
>> Freddy: A, skunk or a leash.
746
00:33:19,390 --> 00:33:20,810
>> Parker: Okay. M. Yeah,
747
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:22,398
right?
748
00:33:22,494 --> 00:33:25,350
>> Freddy: So I got to thinking. I was like, okay, what?
749
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:27,830
I know, like, some other things, you know, you call
750
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:30,690
a bunch of fish a school
751
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,806
or a bunch of cows are
752
00:33:33,838 --> 00:33:36,758
herd. You know, I'm saying? So, like, what are other things? Do
753
00:33:36,774 --> 00:33:37,982
they have name hands?
754
00:33:38,006 --> 00:33:38,118
>> Parker: What?
755
00:33:38,134 --> 00:33:38,930
>> Parker: You heard.
756
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,970
>> Freddy: Well, you heard correctly.
757
00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:43,766
>> Parker: 30 minutes of cow jokes, folks.
758
00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:46,726
>> Freddy: That's what you get here. Let's keep it
759
00:33:46,798 --> 00:33:47,450
moving.
760
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,938
>> Parker: Hey, Fred, before you go on.
761
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,710
>> Freddy: Yeah, beef.
762
00:33:56,610 --> 00:33:57,194
Beef.
763
00:33:57,282 --> 00:33:58,710
>> Parker: Okay. Yeah. beef. Or you go.
764
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,318
>> Freddy: It would behoove you to
765
00:34:01,494 --> 00:34:02,610
keep it moving.
766
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,010
Eat more chicken.
767
00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:14,676
So I kind of looked up, I wanted to know
768
00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:17,258
the, what is. What do you call a group of
769
00:34:17,274 --> 00:34:17,870
shit?
770
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:21,510
>> Parker: That's why we named this segment that because. What do you call that?
771
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,602
>> Freddy: Why do you call a group shit? So I found about a
772
00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:27,354
hundred of them, and I'm not gonna go through all.
773
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,470
>> Parker: Plenty of time
774
00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:32,362
later.
775
00:34:32,466 --> 00:34:34,750
>> Freddy: Okay. So I'll tell you guys what.
776
00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:37,870
Okay, what do you want to know?
777
00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,770
>> Parker: What, are you gonna give us.
778
00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:44,374
Well, hold on. Are you gonna give us a, like,
779
00:34:44,422 --> 00:34:45,344
let's say a, quiz.
780
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,296
>> Freddy: Give me the animal and I don't. You give us
781
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:48,680
name.
782
00:34:48,768 --> 00:34:51,688
>> Parker: Can you give us a name of the shit and then we'll just try to figure out what
783
00:34:51,712 --> 00:34:52,716
animal it is.
784
00:34:53,016 --> 00:34:55,896
>> Freddy: Well, some of them have different. Are
785
00:34:55,936 --> 00:34:57,426
the same. They have same.
786
00:34:57,376 --> 00:35:00,114
>> Parker: Okay, well, that doesn't help because we can still fail
787
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:03,194
miserably. Let's try one
788
00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:04,690
and see. Just give us a shot.
789
00:35:04,858 --> 00:35:06,584
>> Freddy: Okay. A, Shrewdness.
790
00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,268
>> Parker: Shrewdness.
791
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,324
>> Parker: A shrewdness.
792
00:35:09,444 --> 00:35:10,612
>> Parker: That's a. Shrews.
793
00:35:10,748 --> 00:35:12,664
>> Freddy: I don't think you. I don't know.
794
00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:14,944
>> Parker: I wouldn't be.
795
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:18,744
>> Freddy: Mice.
796
00:35:19,754 --> 00:35:20,762
>> Parker: what is a group.
797
00:35:20,858 --> 00:35:23,610
>> Parker: Hold on, don't tell me yet, because I got to think it out. I'm thinking it out.
798
00:35:23,642 --> 00:35:26,642
Okay, what is the most shrewd animal. Alan,
799
00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:29,574
let's talk this out here. We got 30 seconds.
800
00:35:31,574 --> 00:35:34,318
It's the most shrewd animal. There's an animal that I'm like,
801
00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:35,566
how dare you.
802
00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:37,704
>> Parker: Is the wild hog cats.
803
00:35:39,174 --> 00:35:39,914
>> Parker: no.
804
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,398
What is it? I give up.
805
00:35:43,526 --> 00:35:44,314
>> Freddy: Apes.
806
00:35:45,214 --> 00:35:47,286
>> Parker: Oh. Shrewdness of apes.
807
00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:50,140
>> Freddy: A, shrewdness of apes. And like I said, they
808
00:35:50,172 --> 00:35:52,652
don't really explain why.
809
00:35:52,788 --> 00:35:53,544
Yeah.
810
00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:56,212
>> Parker: They'Re like.
811
00:35:56,228 --> 00:35:57,104
>> Freddy: Cuz it is,
812
00:35:57,234 --> 00:35:57,504
>> Parker: Shit.
813
00:35:57,544 --> 00:36:00,496
>> Freddy: Okay, okay, so here's one
814
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,164
that
815
00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:05,480
that has multiple.
816
00:36:05,672 --> 00:36:06,232
>> Parker: Okay.
817
00:36:06,288 --> 00:36:06,712
>> Freddy: Yeah.
818
00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:09,368
>> Parker: It's a better chance, Alan, to get it, right, right.
819
00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:11,874
>> Freddy: So I, said you should get this one.
820
00:36:11,946 --> 00:36:13,418
>> Parker: Okay, we're gonna get this one.
821
00:36:13,578 --> 00:36:15,954
>> Freddy: Colony, at least one of the
822
00:36:15,986 --> 00:36:18,458
animals. Pants ants is
823
00:36:18,498 --> 00:36:19,058
one.
824
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,066
>> Parker: Termites.
825
00:36:20,162 --> 00:36:21,160
>> Parker: There are three.
826
00:36:21,354 --> 00:36:23,732
>> Freddy: There's. There's two. Two so far.
827
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,028
>> Parker: Two more colony of termites.
828
00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:28,964
>> Freddy: One more termites might
829
00:36:28,996 --> 00:36:31,652
be. I think you would call
830
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,168
termites. They don't have termites on here.
831
00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:37,488
No, vultures is another name
832
00:36:38,268 --> 00:36:38,748
I did.
833
00:36:38,788 --> 00:36:40,898
>> Parker: Colony, pilgrims.
834
00:36:41,318 --> 00:36:42,418
>> Freddy: Pilgrims.
835
00:36:42,848 --> 00:36:43,908
>> Parker: That's a thing.
836
00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:49,704
>> Freddy: Okay, you ready?
837
00:36:49,856 --> 00:36:50,588
>> Parker: Yes.
838
00:36:51,328 --> 00:36:53,856
>> Freddy: Beavers and bats. And
839
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:54,744
ants.
840
00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:57,920
>> Parker: Okay, we should. Bats are those.
841
00:36:57,984 --> 00:37:00,714
>> Freddy: Bats are also, a cloud or car.
842
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,362
>> Parker: That's what. See, I've always thought of them as a cloud.
843
00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:04,754
>> Freddy: As a cloud of bats.
844
00:37:04,826 --> 00:37:07,770
>> Parker: Whenever. Yeah, whenever I think of groups of bats, I'm like, look
845
00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:08,918
at that cloud of bats.
846
00:37:11,178 --> 00:37:14,098
But I get it, because if bats are in a cave and they come out at you,
847
00:37:14,138 --> 00:37:15,354
it probably clouds, right?
848
00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:16,434
>> Freddy: It looks like a cloud.
849
00:37:16,506 --> 00:37:16,914
>> Parker: Yeah.
850
00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:17,338
>> Parker: Right.
851
00:37:17,418 --> 00:37:19,714
>> Freddy: And then, then they have bats in the middle
852
00:37:19,826 --> 00:37:22,458
because he sent them to confuse
853
00:37:22,498 --> 00:37:23,514
you, right?
854
00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:24,558
>> Parker: So that he gets.
855
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:27,368
>> Freddy: Pop. Huh?
856
00:37:27,368 --> 00:37:29,218
Zam. Wet pal. Yicks.
857
00:37:29,298 --> 00:37:32,118
>> Parker: And unless they wick the great white bat comes out
858
00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:39,568
of. He's like Chicago out
859
00:37:39,608 --> 00:37:40,188
here.
860
00:37:42,808 --> 00:37:43,868
Ridiculous.
861
00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:52,988
>> Freddy: Okay. This is. This is a good one. Okay.
862
00:37:54,848 --> 00:37:57,704
Okay. So I'm just gonna give you the animal
863
00:37:57,816 --> 00:38:00,408
and let's hear it. I want to hear what you m say.
864
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,148
So this is just, this is cats,
865
00:38:03,768 --> 00:38:06,512
okay? Cats.
866
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,224
What we call a group of cats.
867
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,508
>> Parker: Pussy wagon.
868
00:38:13,488 --> 00:38:16,176
Like, they had a whole pussy wagon of cats roaming the
869
00:38:16,192 --> 00:38:16,948
neighborhood.
870
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:25,068
>> Freddy: There's a pussy wagon. Cats over here.
871
00:38:27,088 --> 00:38:28,948
>> Parker: It's a real pussy wagon.
872
00:38:31,968 --> 00:38:33,296
That's a group of greasers.
873
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,776
>> Freddy: Oh, m. Hey.
874
00:38:34,872 --> 00:38:37,468
>> Parker: Oh, so,
875
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:39,386
a pyramid.
876
00:38:39,562 --> 00:38:42,408
>> Freddy: All right. what would you call a group of kittens?
877
00:38:44,228 --> 00:38:44,660
>> Parker: A litter.
878
00:38:44,684 --> 00:38:47,556
>> Freddy: Litter. Yeah. Okay. A litter. So
879
00:38:47,652 --> 00:38:49,528
there we go. You got that.
880
00:38:54,698 --> 00:38:55,958
>> Parker: Galad. Yeah.
881
00:39:05,418 --> 00:39:07,868
>> Freddy: that crazy cat lady has a galan of
882
00:39:07,908 --> 00:39:08,528
cats.
883
00:39:09,268 --> 00:39:11,768
>> Parker: Like, how many cats are under the house? A gala.
884
00:39:13,188 --> 00:39:14,488
It was a lot.
885
00:39:15,068 --> 00:39:18,052
>> Freddy: So, a cloudera, a
886
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,528
glaring, a pounce.
887
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:23,716
A nuisance or a clutter.
888
00:39:23,892 --> 00:39:25,908
>> Parker: I could see it being a nuisance of cats.
889
00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:28,226
>> Freddy: Yes. yeah, that's.
890
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:31,274
>> Parker: And why where I wish I, now I want to know. And I,
891
00:39:31,346 --> 00:39:34,314
like, this is interesting for sure. Unless you're listening,
892
00:39:34,346 --> 00:39:37,250
and then you're like, who fucking cares? But I think
893
00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,918
it's interesting. And that's all that we're really doing this for me.
894
00:39:39,938 --> 00:39:42,936
so I wonder who named, who
895
00:39:42,952 --> 00:39:45,856
was like, yeah, that fucking clutter of cats over there
896
00:39:45,872 --> 00:39:48,120
is annoying me. And someone's like, that's exactly the right.
897
00:39:48,144 --> 00:39:50,960
>> Freddy: Name for John, that nuisance of cats
898
00:39:51,024 --> 00:39:51,432
over there.
899
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,360
>> Parker: Right. Well, I get that. Again, I understand that my one cat
900
00:39:54,384 --> 00:39:57,384
is a nuisance. And I totally
901
00:39:57,416 --> 00:40:00,336
see that. Like, a guy had 20 cats on accident, and he's
902
00:40:00,352 --> 00:40:01,948
like, this is a fucking nuisance.
903
00:40:04,248 --> 00:40:07,160
Like, that's what he painted on his walls before the cats murdered
904
00:40:07,184 --> 00:40:08,080
and ate him.
905
00:40:08,224 --> 00:40:08,948
>> Freddy: Yeah.
906
00:40:09,628 --> 00:40:10,768
>> Parker: It's a bridge.
907
00:40:11,148 --> 00:40:12,580
>> Freddy: A group of wildcats.
908
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:13,608
>> Parker: A nuisance.
909
00:40:13,908 --> 00:40:16,564
>> Freddy: A group of wildcats is called a destruction.
910
00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:17,932
>> Parker: Now that's cool.
911
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:18,848
>> Freddy: Yeah.
912
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,558
Like, so, like, it'd be like,
913
00:40:22,508 --> 00:40:24,894
>> Parker: What is it like, Bob? Like,
914
00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:26,558
bobcats or lions?
915
00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:27,418
>> Parker: Oh.
916
00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:31,622
>> Parker: Is it like me?
917
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,270
>> Freddy: Okay. I don't know. Is it like, Or is it like feral
918
00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:34,830
cats?
919
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:35,310
>> Parker: Yeah.
920
00:40:35,374 --> 00:40:37,418
>> Freddy: Well, because, like, a wild lion,
921
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:39,390
right?
922
00:40:39,454 --> 00:40:42,342
>> Parker: A wildcat is just a cat. That's not like a house cat,
923
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:42,958
right?
924
00:40:43,038 --> 00:40:43,646
>> Freddy: That's what.
925
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,422
>> Parker: Like a leopard and stuff like that.
926
00:40:45,470 --> 00:40:45,878
>> Parker: You know?
927
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,950
>> Freddy: A wildcat will be like those cats and Tom and Jerry that used
928
00:40:48,974 --> 00:40:49,182
to.
929
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:49,486
>> Parker: Right.
930
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:50,702
>> Freddy: Bully Tom all the time.
931
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:51,338
>> Parker: Right.
932
00:40:52,038 --> 00:40:54,542
>> Freddy: Yeah. The bean cats, right?
933
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:56,498
>> Parker: They want to smoke the cigarettes.
934
00:40:58,878 --> 00:41:01,778
>> Freddy: The ones that sent him to hell. Yeah.
935
00:41:03,948 --> 00:41:06,748
>> Parker: Yeah. And we wonder
936
00:41:06,788 --> 00:41:08,444
why we're the way we are.
937
00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:11,380
>> Freddy: Yeah. You remember the
938
00:41:11,404 --> 00:41:14,130
one where the, like, they was at the pearly gates
939
00:41:14,282 --> 00:41:17,050
and that. That
940
00:41:17,202 --> 00:41:18,774
wet bag of kittens.
941
00:41:19,234 --> 00:41:20,014
Yeah.
942
00:41:24,474 --> 00:41:26,986
Somebody threw a bag of cats in the river.
943
00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:29,334
>> Parker: That used to be. Yeah, that's what we used to
944
00:41:30,194 --> 00:41:33,146
in a different age, Fred. An age that's far away from
945
00:41:33,170 --> 00:41:36,066
today. We used to say we would throw. We would
946
00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:39,002
threaten to throw a sack of cat. Burlap sack. A
947
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:41,134
burlap sack full of cats into the river
948
00:41:42,194 --> 00:41:43,018
occasionally.
949
00:41:43,106 --> 00:41:45,610
>> Freddy: One way to get rid of them, right?
950
00:41:45,802 --> 00:41:48,760
>> Parker: Like, they'd be like, oh, my kid. My cat had kittens. Does anybody
951
00:41:48,784 --> 00:41:51,720
want them? Like, oh, I have a burlap sack. I can take care of that for you.
952
00:41:51,784 --> 00:41:54,216
>> Parker: Yeah, that was the joke. Yeah, that was the
953
00:41:54,232 --> 00:41:54,788
joke.
954
00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:56,904
>> Freddy: I'll take them. Take them to the river.
955
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,508
>> Parker: Tell them. Yeah, exactly.
956
00:42:00,198 --> 00:42:03,062
That's what people did all the time. I'm surprised they don't call
957
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,978
a group of cats a burlap sack.
958
00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:10,658
>> Freddy: A future burlap sack.
959
00:42:14,918 --> 00:42:15,738
Reef.
960
00:42:18,278 --> 00:42:19,406
Oh, my God.
961
00:42:19,462 --> 00:42:21,658
Okay, so, this next one.
962
00:42:23,158 --> 00:42:25,938
Okay. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna give you the name of the group.
963
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,834
It's a coalition. What is the
964
00:42:29,866 --> 00:42:30,522
coalition?
965
00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:32,768
>> Parker: Of the. Of the willing, coalition.
966
00:42:33,868 --> 00:42:35,568
Coalition of hamsters.
967
00:42:38,908 --> 00:42:39,848
Why not.
968
00:42:43,908 --> 00:42:45,368
>> Freddy: The BHC?
969
00:42:47,228 --> 00:42:49,348
The black hamster coalition.
970
00:42:49,508 --> 00:42:51,808
>> Parker: Yeah. Come on, dude. You're gonna fuck with them.
971
00:42:53,228 --> 00:42:54,754
>> Parker: They cut throat Mandy.
972
00:42:54,816 --> 00:42:56,498
>> Parker: I'm telling you, dude, they don't fuck around.
973
00:42:57,838 --> 00:42:59,178
I'll nag you to death.
974
00:43:01,468 --> 00:43:02,188
>> Freddy: We're gonna.
975
00:43:02,268 --> 00:43:02,708
>> Parker: I'm sorry.
976
00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:04,700
>> Freddy: We're gonna stay in the cat category.
977
00:43:04,804 --> 00:43:06,460
>> Parker: Oh, it's still type of cat.
978
00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:08,356
>> Freddy: It's a cat. I'll give you as a type of cat.
979
00:43:08,412 --> 00:43:09,556
>> Parker: Oh, okay.
980
00:43:09,692 --> 00:43:12,388
>> Parker: Coalition of bomb
981
00:43:12,428 --> 00:43:14,768
cats. Oh, that's good. Call.
982
00:43:15,348 --> 00:43:18,274
Should be. Yes, a, coalition
983
00:43:18,354 --> 00:43:20,704
of cheetahs.
984
00:43:21,164 --> 00:43:23,596
>> Freddy: Hey, look at that. Ring the
985
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,076
bell. Got it.
986
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,924
>> Parker: Because they both started the sea, I think.
987
00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,412
>> Freddy: Yeah. I guess. I don't know.
988
00:43:28,468 --> 00:43:31,104
>> Parker: So it's like. Hey, that's a good guess.
989
00:43:31,724 --> 00:43:34,644
That's what I call. That's what my kids call Cheetos
990
00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:37,660
is a co. They're like a coalition of Cheetos, dad. Flaming
991
00:43:37,692 --> 00:43:38,264
eye.
992
00:43:42,324 --> 00:43:44,860
You got it, kids. We'll take one coalition, please.
993
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,426
>> Freddy: all right, well, this is a fun
994
00:43:47,482 --> 00:43:50,014
one. All right. I like. I like this
995
00:43:50,054 --> 00:43:52,994
one. no, we're not.
996
00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:55,906
We're going on the birds. We're going on to some birds now.
997
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:56,794
>> Parker: All. Ah, right.
998
00:43:56,914 --> 00:43:59,114
>> Freddy: This is a type of bird. What is a
999
00:43:59,154 --> 00:44:00,374
flamboyance?
1000
00:44:01,274 --> 00:44:04,106
>> Parker: Wait, so from the. Don't
1001
00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:06,602
listen, kids. We're going from the pussies to the
1002
00:44:06,618 --> 00:44:07,334
tits.
1003
00:44:11,564 --> 00:44:14,124
Just saying, flamboyance of,
1004
00:44:14,124 --> 00:44:15,034
flamingos.
1005
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,810
>> Freddy: Hey, look at this.
1006
00:44:16,842 --> 00:44:19,170
>> Parker: Guy, I didn't know what else that could possibly.
1007
00:44:19,242 --> 00:44:22,186
>> Freddy: Yeah. I mean, what else could it be? Yeah. What else
1008
00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:24,594
is so flamboyant? Peacocks, maybe.
1009
00:44:24,714 --> 00:44:26,258
>> Parker: Peacock. Yeah, that's true.
1010
00:44:26,426 --> 00:44:28,874
>> Freddy: I give peacocks a flamboyance.
1011
00:44:28,994 --> 00:44:29,410
>> Parker: Yeah.
1012
00:44:29,482 --> 00:44:32,174
>> Freddy: Let me see. True peacocks are,
1013
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,914
ostentation.
1014
00:44:37,414 --> 00:44:38,238
>> Parker: Oh.
1015
00:44:38,406 --> 00:44:39,794
>> Freddy: Or muster.
1016
00:44:40,214 --> 00:44:41,526
>> Parker: A mustard. Yum.
1017
00:44:41,630 --> 00:44:43,634
>> Freddy: A muster or an ox.
1018
00:44:43,974 --> 00:44:45,174
Ostentation.
1019
00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:46,422
>> Parker: Yeah, I get that.
1020
00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,354
>> Freddy: Okay.
1021
00:44:47,814 --> 00:44:50,034
>> Parker: Like, there's a mustard peacock outside.
1022
00:44:50,494 --> 00:44:52,074
Dijon or French.
1023
00:44:53,934 --> 00:44:56,764
>> Freddy: All right, we'll stay with birds for a minute. How about a,
1024
00:44:56,752 --> 00:44:57,676
Tittering.
1025
00:44:58,936 --> 00:44:59,966
>> Parker: Tittering of,
1026
00:45:17,936 --> 00:45:20,888
>> Freddy: Okay, so I will give you the correct answer, and
1027
00:45:20,912 --> 00:45:23,694
then I'm gonna. What did you say, Al? You said geese.
1028
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,358
Yeah. And then, I had no.
1029
00:45:26,382 --> 00:45:28,814
>> Parker: Goodness, I think I said red. I don't know.
1030
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:31,790
>> Freddy: Red birds. Okay, I will tell
1031
00:45:31,838 --> 00:45:34,646
you the. Okay, I'm gonna tell you the real
1032
00:45:34,766 --> 00:45:35,478
bird.
1033
00:45:35,622 --> 00:45:36,446
>> Parker: Okay.
1034
00:45:36,606 --> 00:45:37,946
>> Freddy: It's magpies.
1035
00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:39,486
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
1036
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,136
>> Freddy: but it's a tittering of tittering. And,
1037
00:45:43,256 --> 00:45:46,096
Alan, a group of geese is called
1038
00:45:46,136 --> 00:45:47,128
a gaggle.
1039
00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:49,356
>> Parker: Yeah. Come on.
1040
00:45:51,336 --> 00:45:54,282
>> Parker: Gaga. You gotta pay extra for that
1041
00:45:54,314 --> 00:45:54,966
shit.
1042
00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:05,346
>> Freddy: But when geese are in flight, they're called a
1043
00:46:05,386 --> 00:46:06,246
scheme.
1044
00:46:07,586 --> 00:46:08,686
>> Parker: There you go.
1045
00:46:10,186 --> 00:46:12,450
>> Freddy: Or you could call them a flock. I mean.
1046
00:46:12,578 --> 00:46:15,512
>> Parker: Okay, that's probably more, Do you think that it used to be,
1047
00:46:15,544 --> 00:46:18,312
like, you would. There used to be fights between, like, the
1048
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:21,222
geese lovers who were like, it's a skiing. And they're like, fuck
1049
00:46:21,254 --> 00:46:24,246
you, it's a flock. And then, like, violence broke
1050
00:46:24,286 --> 00:46:27,128
out, and finally the, fucking flock, people won. And, like,
1051
00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:29,832
the head of the leader of the skiing team, and they were like.
1052
00:46:29,904 --> 00:46:32,728
>> Freddy: They were like, no. You call a group of lice a
1053
00:46:32,752 --> 00:46:35,624
flock. You know? Don't put
1054
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,756
that I'll kill you name on a.
1055
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:39,756
>> Parker: You son of a bitch.
1056
00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:46,328
I love the idea of that. Like something someone said Monday, that they're
1057
00:46:46,352 --> 00:46:49,240
like, yeah, no, it's not a flock. It's a. It's whatever. And
1058
00:46:49,248 --> 00:46:50,396
he's like, ah,
1059
00:46:54,576 --> 00:46:57,424
that's so good. So. Okay, well, that's interesting. What else you
1060
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,544
got, Fred? Any other ones?
1061
00:46:58,550 --> 00:46:59,962
>> Freddy: hippopotami.
1062
00:47:00,342 --> 00:47:01,442
>> Parker: Oh, a.
1063
00:47:03,812 --> 00:47:05,192
>> Parker: bunch of hungry hippos.
1064
00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:08,552
>> Freddy: Kids game.
1065
00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:09,836
>> Parker: Kids game.
1066
00:47:09,884 --> 00:47:10,512
>> Parker: Yeah.
1067
00:47:12,752 --> 00:47:14,732
I'm gonna say it's a
1068
00:47:16,072 --> 00:47:16,932
machination.
1069
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:20,568
>> Freddy: Oh, wow. That's good.
1070
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,200
>> Parker: That seems like a m. Random enough word that it might actually
1071
00:47:23,256 --> 00:47:23,856
work.
1072
00:47:24,024 --> 00:47:26,698
>> Freddy: Actually, no, it's a, Bloat
1073
00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:29,394
or thunder. Bloat or
1074
00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:30,090
thunder.
1075
00:47:30,178 --> 00:47:32,682
>> Parker: I get the thunder again. Because they're pretty big.
1076
00:47:32,794 --> 00:47:33,842
>> Freddy: They're pretty big, man.
1077
00:47:33,874 --> 00:47:36,846
>> Parker: Hippopotamuses, Fred, have historically
1078
00:47:37,306 --> 00:47:40,106
motivated me quite a bit, because everybody's
1079
00:47:40,146 --> 00:47:42,950
like, hippopotamuses. Are real big and real
1080
00:47:42,998 --> 00:47:45,838
lazy and generally just kind of gross and
1081
00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:48,742
fat. But if they need to
1082
00:47:48,774 --> 00:47:51,718
run, they can haul some ass. And I've
1083
00:47:51,742 --> 00:47:54,662
always looked up to that and been like, you know what? I'm going to model my life after
1084
00:47:54,694 --> 00:47:56,586
that. So I lay in a lot of lagoons,
1085
00:47:57,646 --> 00:48:00,230
I eat a lot of watermelons whole, and I don't
1086
00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:00,866
move.
1087
00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:03,974
>> Freddy: You ever had ace venture come out.
1088
00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:05,750
>> Parker: Your foot once or twice?
1089
00:48:05,798 --> 00:48:06,366
>> Parker: Yeah, that's right.
1090
00:48:06,406 --> 00:48:09,374
>> Parker: Yeah. You have to pay extra for that, as Alan would
1091
00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:09,946
say.
1092
00:48:12,426 --> 00:48:14,526
>> Parker: That was awesome when he came out of that.
1093
00:48:19,826 --> 00:48:21,366
>> Freddy: Mom, I'm scared.
1094
00:48:28,626 --> 00:48:31,466
>> Parker: All right, do yourself a favor, kids. Watch hinge.
1095
00:48:31,506 --> 00:48:32,138
Pet detective.
1096
00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:34,938
>> Freddy: Yeah, I know, I know. We're kind of, like, running on the
1097
00:48:34,962 --> 00:48:37,692
time, so, No, no, we're good.
1098
00:48:37,824 --> 00:48:38,684
>> Parker: I'm here all night.
1099
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:40,532
>> Freddy: This is fine. I like it, though.
1100
00:48:40,644 --> 00:48:42,496
>> Parker: Yeah, I would like to hear some. Some.
1101
00:48:43,236 --> 00:48:44,532
>> Freddy: Okay. Some interesting ones.
1102
00:48:44,564 --> 00:48:47,212
>> Parker: Okay, two more. Three more, maybe if you find three more.
1103
00:48:47,244 --> 00:48:47,388
>> Freddy: Two.
1104
00:48:47,412 --> 00:48:47,796
>> Parker: Three more.
1105
00:48:47,836 --> 00:48:50,594
>> Freddy: Okay. How about, You want the name or the
1106
00:48:50,690 --> 00:48:53,250
animal dealer's choice? Dealers
1107
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,006
choice. Lemurs.
1108
00:48:56,386 --> 00:48:58,762
>> Parker: What is a horn swaggle of
1109
00:48:58,794 --> 00:49:04,366
lemurse?
1110
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:09,344
>> Freddy: They're all trying to steal your money. I just got horn
1111
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,416
swallowed by horn swallows.
1112
00:49:11,456 --> 00:49:12,876
>> Parker: Goddamn lemurs.
1113
00:49:15,136 --> 00:49:16,236
Got me again.
1114
00:49:16,576 --> 00:49:18,576
>> Freddy: A group of lemurs is a
1115
00:49:18,616 --> 00:49:19,596
conspiracy.
1116
00:49:19,936 --> 00:49:22,926
>> Parker: Oh, I knew there was something. That was a conspiracy of something.
1117
00:49:24,026 --> 00:49:26,954
Yeah. I didn't know that. I should have known. They got me
1118
00:49:26,970 --> 00:49:29,126
again. Lemurs conspired against me on that one.
1119
00:49:31,746 --> 00:49:34,600
Parrots. Chorus.
1120
00:49:34,768 --> 00:49:35,928
>> Parker: Blabbermouths.
1121
00:49:36,072 --> 00:49:38,904
>> Freddy: That's pretty good. I like chorus. That would be
1122
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,076
blabber bounds.
1123
00:49:45,896 --> 00:49:48,116
A pandemonium. Or a company.
1124
00:49:48,696 --> 00:49:51,676
>> Parker: Okay. Company. I think chorus is pretty close to that.
1125
00:49:54,016 --> 00:49:54,636
>> Freddy: Okay.
1126
00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:57,744
>> Parker: I'm gonna start naming groups of animals as a job. How do I get paid for
1127
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,684
that? Professional.
1128
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,496
I'll name animals for you.
1129
00:50:04,596 --> 00:50:06,416
>> Freddy: Professional animal name.
1130
00:50:06,996 --> 00:50:09,980
>> Parker: Look, there's 18 cats over there. What are you gonna call it?
1131
00:50:10,148 --> 00:50:11,970
And I'm like, Your job's on the line.
1132
00:50:12,114 --> 00:50:13,354
>> Freddy: A beshevil.
1133
00:50:13,506 --> 00:50:15,678
>> Parker: That's right. A basugina.
1134
00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:20,238
It's a bat mitzvah of cats.
1135
00:50:23,898 --> 00:50:26,558
Like, goddamn. It's the best in the city. Johnson.
1136
00:50:29,028 --> 00:50:31,340
>> Freddy: The national Animal naming
1137
00:50:31,404 --> 00:50:33,048
Convention. Yes.
1138
00:50:37,308 --> 00:50:38,448
What's a quiver?
1139
00:50:39,188 --> 00:50:40,028
>> Parker: A quiver of,
1140
00:50:40,006 --> 00:50:42,854
>> Freddy: Quiver is a snake. I'm gonna be a
1141
00:50:42,870 --> 00:50:43,694
snake. It's a snake.
1142
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,346
>> Parker: Okay. Quiver of
1143
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:48,386
pterodactyls. A quiver of
1144
00:50:49,086 --> 00:50:50,346
water moccasins.
1145
00:50:53,376 --> 00:50:54,640
That would be badass.
1146
00:50:54,768 --> 00:50:55,836
>> Parker: That would be.
1147
00:50:59,616 --> 00:51:00,396
>> Freddy: Sorry.
1148
00:51:00,736 --> 00:51:03,486
>> Parker: See, that made me think. And, an
1149
00:51:03,526 --> 00:51:05,586
arrow flies. And that comes out of a quiver.
1150
00:51:08,086 --> 00:51:10,942
Is there any type of snake that lives inside of a bigger snake. Because
1151
00:51:10,974 --> 00:51:12,666
that's kind of what a quiver would be.
1152
00:51:18,566 --> 00:51:21,254
>> Freddy: When a snake eats another snake, right?
1153
00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:23,982
>> Parker: Or that's what happens when a snake eats
1154
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:24,666
itself.
1155
00:51:26,276 --> 00:51:26,812
>> Freddy: it's cobra.
1156
00:51:26,844 --> 00:51:26,988
>> Parker: Which.
1157
00:51:27,012 --> 00:51:27,652
>> Freddy: How.
1158
00:51:27,844 --> 00:51:28,370
>> Parker: What, is it?
1159
00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:29,346
>> Parker: It's cobras.
1160
00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,818
>> Parker: Cool. That's pretty fancy.
1161
00:51:30,914 --> 00:51:33,618
How stupid is a snake
1162
00:51:33,714 --> 00:51:35,306
that it would eat its own tail?
1163
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:35,882
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1164
00:51:35,946 --> 00:51:38,888
>> Parker: Like, you're like, m I'm
1165
00:51:38,904 --> 00:51:40,144
gonna chomp down on that.
1166
00:51:40,272 --> 00:51:42,940
>> Freddy: Yeah. Even some peyotes.
1167
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:45,782
He's like, oh, look at that, man.
1168
00:51:45,926 --> 00:51:47,254
>> Parker: Yeah, that shit looks good.
1169
00:51:47,382 --> 00:51:50,286
>> Freddy: I bet I could eat myself. It's
1170
00:51:50,318 --> 00:51:52,126
like an equivalent to try to suck your own.
1171
00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:53,370
>> Parker: I bet I can suck my.
1172
00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:57,078
Listen, listen here, Terry.
1173
00:51:57,174 --> 00:51:58,810
>> Freddy: Look, man, I have three.
1174
00:52:01,070 --> 00:52:02,558
>> Parker: Terry's like, don't do it, man.
1175
00:52:02,654 --> 00:52:03,550
>> Freddy: Don't do it, man.
1176
00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:04,494
>> Parker: Don't do it, man.
1177
00:52:04,582 --> 00:52:06,382
>> Freddy: You never get it out your mouth.
1178
00:52:06,526 --> 00:52:09,316
>> Parker: I don't even have any ribs. They can't stop me now.
1179
00:52:09,478 --> 00:52:12,248
>> Freddy: What if it, like. What if it did just, like, eat itself?
1180
00:52:12,304 --> 00:52:13,944
They're like, just disappeared.
1181
00:52:13,992 --> 00:52:14,620
>> Parker: Yeah,
1182
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,040
like a little water. Yeah, like the. Yeah,
1183
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,180
and they're like. I told him,
1184
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,104
here we go again.
1185
00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,380
>> Freddy: Now is in the unknown, man.
1186
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,802
>> Parker: that's. I guess that's one miss Snake he'll never make
1187
00:52:31,826 --> 00:52:32,390
again.
1188
00:52:34,730 --> 00:52:35,178
Yes.
1189
00:52:35,234 --> 00:52:37,866
>> Parker: Yes. That made me
1190
00:52:37,898 --> 00:52:38,528
quiverous.
1191
00:52:38,574 --> 00:52:41,040
>> Parker: That's what's nuts.
1192
00:52:45,570 --> 00:52:46,352
>> Freddy: A, tower.
1193
00:52:47,772 --> 00:52:50,644
>> Parker: Tower of onion rings. It's my
1194
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:53,484
favorite type of tower. Yeah, see, a
1195
00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:54,232
tower.
1196
00:52:54,852 --> 00:52:57,802
>> Freddy: This would be kind of like, coinciding with
1197
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:58,762
the animal.
1198
00:52:58,922 --> 00:53:01,554
>> Parker: Okay. Tower of
1199
00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:02,502
chipmunks.
1200
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:08,366
Tower. I'm trying to think what could possibly.
1201
00:53:08,534 --> 00:53:09,606
>> Freddy: Maybe a tower.
1202
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,054
>> Parker: What.
1203
00:53:10,158 --> 00:53:12,318
>> Freddy: What animal could possibly be a
1204
00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:13,238
tower?
1205
00:53:13,430 --> 00:53:15,206
>> Parker: Right. A tower of duress.
1206
00:53:15,374 --> 00:53:16,502
>> Freddy: There you go.
1207
00:53:16,662 --> 00:53:18,602
>> Parker: Yeah, we got there.
1208
00:53:20,512 --> 00:53:23,400
>> Parker: Thank you, friend. Yeah. Fred literally did type in furiously in
1209
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:25,024
chat. Giraffe.
1210
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:25,848
>> Parker: Yeah, I see.
1211
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,532
>> Parker: I think.
1212
00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:30,574
>> Parker: I think whoever was naming this shit when he got to this, they
1213
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:31,510
got lazy.
1214
00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:32,362
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1215
00:53:33,782 --> 00:53:35,802
>> Parker: Just maybe the tower. Giraffes, man.
1216
00:53:36,902 --> 00:53:39,878
>> Parker: They're like, what do you call that? That was
1217
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:42,882
probably named before a tower was named, right?
1218
00:53:47,142 --> 00:53:50,134
>> Freddy: I mean, like, age old question,
1219
00:53:50,198 --> 00:53:50,782
man.
1220
00:53:50,942 --> 00:53:53,550
>> Parker: Right. Maybe we could answer that on next week's
1221
00:53:53,566 --> 00:53:54,018
show.
1222
00:53:54,150 --> 00:53:55,482
>> Freddy: Next week's show.
1223
00:53:55,642 --> 00:53:58,476
>> Parker: Which, existed first? Giraffes or something. That's a
1224
00:53:58,484 --> 00:54:01,300
woodbill. And also, where did the
1225
00:54:01,316 --> 00:54:02,872
giraffe first draft come from?
1226
00:54:05,382 --> 00:54:07,036
M. It lived in a tower, and.
1227
00:54:07,124 --> 00:54:09,154
>> Freddy: I think it was the, descendant of the
1228
00:54:09,178 --> 00:54:11,702
Brontosaurus. Gotta be, right?
1229
00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:13,514
>> Parker: Yeah, sure.
1230
00:54:13,658 --> 00:54:16,022
>> Freddy: Gotta be. Got the same neck.
1231
00:54:19,762 --> 00:54:21,622
>> Parker: Got her father's neck.
1232
00:54:22,722 --> 00:54:23,462
>> Freddy: No.
1233
00:54:29,162 --> 00:54:31,182
>> Parker: Rosemary's brontosaurus.
1234
00:54:36,402 --> 00:54:37,746
A shadow of.
1235
00:54:37,834 --> 00:54:40,542
>> Freddy: A shadow of raccoons.
1236
00:54:41,522 --> 00:54:44,370
It's a football team raven. And it's
1237
00:54:44,386 --> 00:54:46,794
a. And it's a cat. Shadow of
1238
00:54:46,818 --> 00:54:49,748
Pantherse. That's pretty.
1239
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:52,148
That's good. It's close, Adam. Close.
1240
00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:53,352
>> Parker: Jaguars.
1241
00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:56,672
>> Freddy: Jaguars is correct.
1242
00:54:57,692 --> 00:55:00,152
The Fallon Panthers are
1243
00:55:01,572 --> 00:55:02,292
not on the board.
1244
00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:03,112
>> Parker: Shit. Show
1245
00:55:06,132 --> 00:55:08,420
them an ass jam.
1246
00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:10,152
>> Freddy: It's too close to me
1247
00:55:11,572 --> 00:55:14,326
talking shit. And I.
1248
00:55:14,364 --> 00:55:17,302
A group of ravens is an unkindness.
1249
00:55:18,002 --> 00:55:19,490
>> Parker: Yeah, I get that.
1250
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:20,778
>> Parker: Unkindness.
1251
00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:21,542
>> Parker: Yeah.
1252
00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,216
>> Parker: So. But, the.
1253
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,856
>> Freddy: Okay, let's do football teams.
1254
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,844
>> Parker: The crows were murder. So.
1255
00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:31,444
So if you had ravens and crows,
1256
00:55:32,304 --> 00:55:34,448
kindness and a murder. Yeah.
1257
00:55:34,576 --> 00:55:37,576
>> Freddy: Unkindness. Unkind murder. If you got killed by
1258
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,974
ravens and crows, that's unkind. Murderous.
1259
00:55:40,524 --> 00:55:42,074
lions are pride.
1260
00:55:42,454 --> 00:55:43,014
>> Parker: Yep.
1261
00:55:43,094 --> 00:55:45,274
>> Freddy: Like I said, jaguars are shadow.
1262
00:55:46,274 --> 00:55:48,654
colts are
1263
00:55:49,354 --> 00:55:51,414
herd. A rag.
1264
00:55:52,074 --> 00:55:54,254
>> Parker: Sure. So I was thinking maybe
1265
00:55:55,074 --> 00:55:57,934
buffaloes are a
1266
00:55:58,314 --> 00:55:59,334
concentration.
1267
00:56:05,644 --> 00:56:08,572
That might be this week. I can't put that on our show title, but
1268
00:56:08,588 --> 00:56:10,544
I would love that to be this week's show title.
1269
00:56:13,484 --> 00:56:15,364
I think I just have to star out the.
1270
00:56:15,524 --> 00:56:16,276
>> Parker: Yeah, the U.
1271
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,484
>> Freddy: The U. Yeah.
1272
00:56:17,524 --> 00:56:18,984
>> Parker: Had a gallon of cats.
1273
00:56:28,454 --> 00:56:30,862
>> Freddy: Buffalo is a gang or a.
1274
00:56:30,898 --> 00:56:33,534
Obscenity. Obsidian.
1275
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:34,742
Obsidian.
1276
00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:35,874
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
1277
00:56:37,134 --> 00:56:39,514
>> Freddy: Bears, a sloth of sleuth.
1278
00:56:41,204 --> 00:56:43,340
>> Parker: bears is a sloth or sleuth.
1279
00:56:43,532 --> 00:56:46,532
>> Freddy: Yes, a sloth or a sleuth. And cubs were
1280
00:56:46,548 --> 00:56:47,556
called litters.
1281
00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:48,464
>> Parker: Sure.
1282
00:56:48,874 --> 00:56:49,774
>> Freddy: any other.
1283
00:56:50,234 --> 00:56:52,746
>> Parker: No, I don't have any. I'm asking about football.
1284
00:56:52,850 --> 00:56:54,396
>> Freddy: A, dolphin. Dolphins.
1285
00:56:54,556 --> 00:56:56,548
>> Parker: At school. You already said that. Right.
1286
00:56:56,652 --> 00:56:58,756
>> Freddy: No, not at school.
1287
00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:04,016
>> Freddy: Come on, you've heard of this. You've heard of this.
1288
00:57:04,906 --> 00:57:06,702
>> Parker: gaggle snowflake.
1289
00:57:06,734 --> 00:57:09,238
>> Freddy: A pod. A pod snowflake of
1290
00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:10,066
dolphins.
1291
00:57:10,686 --> 00:57:12,626
>> Parker: Another ace ventur reference.
1292
00:57:13,526 --> 00:57:14,346
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1293
00:57:15,366 --> 00:57:16,586
>> Parker: Can't help himself.
1294
00:57:18,016 --> 00:57:18,796
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1295
00:57:22,896 --> 00:57:24,356
>> Parker: Oh, my God.
1296
00:57:27,496 --> 00:57:29,236
>> Freddy: He brings his clothes.
1297
00:57:30,976 --> 00:57:33,716
Crying games playing in the back. Yeah.
1298
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:36,466
>> Parker: Eagles.
1299
00:57:38,776 --> 00:57:41,638
>> Freddy: Convocation. convocation
1300
00:57:41,702 --> 00:57:42,670
of eagles.
1301
00:57:42,838 --> 00:57:43,222
>> Parker: That's.
1302
00:57:43,254 --> 00:57:45,146
>> Freddy: Yeah, I
1303
00:57:45,916 --> 00:57:47,616
cast of falcons.
1304
00:57:48,476 --> 00:57:49,376
>> Parker: Okay.
1305
00:57:49,796 --> 00:57:52,772
>> Freddy: A bag
1306
00:57:52,804 --> 00:57:54,536
of shit of steelers.
1307
00:57:58,076 --> 00:57:59,936
>> Parker: That's. I've heard that one, actually.
1308
00:58:02,036 --> 00:58:04,736
>> Freddy: Hawks are the Caster kettle.
1309
00:58:06,076 --> 00:58:07,132
I'm trying to.
1310
00:58:07,244 --> 00:58:08,696
>> Parker: All right, I think we got it up.
1311
00:58:08,996 --> 00:58:11,718
>> Freddy: Or any other football you, look.
1312
00:58:11,734 --> 00:58:14,606
>> Parker: For any good ones. We'll keep will pad while you look, but
1313
00:58:14,638 --> 00:58:16,090
don't look too hard.
1314
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:21,028
I know so many now that I'm gonna start forgetting.
1315
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,412
>> Freddy: Right? You're gonna forget them?
1316
00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:23,540
>> Parker: Yeah, all of them.
1317
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,628
>> Freddy: But if you ever need to remember them, just come back and
1318
00:58:26,644 --> 00:58:28,308
listen to the podcast. Listen to
1319
00:58:28,484 --> 00:58:29,800
podcast.com.
1320
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:32,748
>> Parker: Damn. Nice.
1321
00:58:32,804 --> 00:58:33,876
>> Freddy: I'm working on it.
1322
00:58:33,908 --> 00:58:35,760
>> Parker: I'm working thoughts with Freddie.
1323
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:36,956
>> Parker: Yes.
1324
00:58:37,108 --> 00:58:37,820
>> Parker: Deep.
1325
00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:39,956
>> Freddy: A roomba of rattlesnakes.
1326
00:58:40,108 --> 00:58:41,200
>> Parker: Aroomba.
1327
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,726
It can't be a roomba.
1328
00:58:43,838 --> 00:58:45,210
>> Freddy: It's a roomba.
1329
00:58:46,310 --> 00:58:48,446
Rh u m b. A
1330
00:58:48,598 --> 00:58:49,570
roomba.
1331
00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:53,518
>> Parker: I like the idea that the people who made the thing
1332
00:58:53,574 --> 00:58:56,486
were like, who made roombas? Like,
1333
00:58:56,518 --> 00:58:59,398
what can we name this? And they're like, yeah. You know,
1334
00:58:59,574 --> 00:59:02,302
I saw 15 rattlesnakes that were tied together by the
1335
00:59:02,326 --> 00:59:04,918
tail, and it was called a roomba. And they really
1336
00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:05,902
cleaned up.
1337
00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:06,350
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1338
00:59:06,390 --> 00:59:07,290
>> Parker: Wait a minute.
1339
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,152
>> Parker: They're like, yeah, circle. It makes noises.
1340
00:59:10,336 --> 00:59:12,944
>> Freddy: Perfect. Yeah, we'll call it a
1341
00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:15,870
roomba. Roomba. a shiver of sharks.
1342
00:59:16,450 --> 00:59:17,190
>> Parker: Sure.
1343
00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,258
>> Freddy: Why would skunks.
1344
00:59:19,434 --> 00:59:22,122
>> Parker: Oh. Ah, well, that's brood. Yeah.
1345
00:59:22,266 --> 00:59:24,954
Do skunk stink all the time, or did, like. No,
1346
00:59:25,002 --> 00:59:25,474
right.
1347
00:59:25,602 --> 00:59:27,386
>> Freddy: No, just when they. When they spray.
1348
00:59:27,418 --> 00:59:30,150
>> Parker: When they get threatened and they spray you. Right. So that's pretty.
1349
00:59:30,730 --> 00:59:33,394
You know, they're assuming that. That skunk stinks and that.
1350
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:34,430
>> Freddy: That's right.
1351
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:38,382
>> Parker: Maybe skunks aren't as bad as Pepe Le Pew made them out to
1352
00:59:38,406 --> 00:59:41,010
be. Not as
1353
00:59:42,070 --> 00:59:43,930
acceptable behavior. What that
1354
00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:45,806
stink didn't.
1355
00:59:45,878 --> 00:59:47,010
>> Parker: Wasn't the problem.
1356
00:59:48,590 --> 00:59:51,398
>> Parker: Stink is what he was searching for, not what he was, what he
1357
00:59:51,414 --> 00:59:51,970
had.
1358
00:59:55,150 --> 00:59:57,662
>> Freddy: And a decent amount of
1359
00:59:57,726 --> 00:59:58,770
woodpeckers.
1360
00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:02,206
>> Parker: Is that really the real thing? Yeah, that's my
1361
01:00:02,238 --> 01:00:05,078
favorite one, dude. I like, they're
1362
01:00:05,094 --> 01:00:07,842
like. Because. Yeah, I could see that. Like, how many
1363
01:00:07,866 --> 01:00:10,730
woodpeckers do you think you're in that for? Decent
1364
01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:11,430
amount.
1365
01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:15,546
Like, how many is that? They're, like, between one and
1366
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:16,590
50,000.
1367
01:00:18,770 --> 01:00:21,314
Can't wait till they get to, like, an indecent amount of woodpeckers.
1368
01:00:21,402 --> 01:00:22,788
>> Freddy: So that's all I got for Bob.
1369
01:00:22,788 --> 01:00:25,524
>> Parker: all right. I love it. Fred taught us something
1370
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:27,296
that. What's a group of shit?
1371
01:00:27,596 --> 01:00:29,628
>> Freddy: It's a group of shit called get.
1372
01:00:29,652 --> 01:00:32,600
>> Parker: Ready for that every week.
1373
01:00:32,668 --> 01:00:33,904
Ready to come up with more shit.
1374
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,276
>> Freddy: I'm running out of animals. Call us.
1375
01:00:36,896 --> 01:00:39,704
>> Parker: What's a group of furniture? What do you call that? A wardrobe,
1376
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,672
right? Or. No, what a
1377
01:00:42,704 --> 01:00:43,280
room.
1378
01:00:43,448 --> 01:00:45,912
>> Parker: I guess a sexy
1379
01:00:45,944 --> 01:00:46,516
time.
1380
01:00:48,736 --> 01:00:49,440
>> Parker: There you go.
1381
01:00:49,488 --> 01:00:50,696
>> Parker: I had to do it.
1382
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:52,156
>> Parker: What are two boobs?
1383
01:00:53,216 --> 01:00:56,008
>> Freddy: What do you call a group of humans? An
1384
01:00:56,032 --> 01:00:56,796
asshole.
1385
01:01:02,246 --> 01:01:05,172
>> Parker: I love that we're like, hey, by the way, thanks to all the humans that are listening to
1386
01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:05,776
us.
1387
01:01:07,716 --> 01:01:09,456
>> Freddy: Thanks, all you assholes.
1388
01:01:11,156 --> 01:01:13,796
>> Parker: No. Three guys on a podcast is called Clusterfuck
1389
01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,096
Allen. That's what
1390
01:01:16,596 --> 01:01:18,548
the BLC. The C should have stood for.
1391
01:01:18,572 --> 01:01:19,216
>> Parker: Cluster.
1392
01:01:19,596 --> 01:01:20,628
>> Freddy: Love it.
1393
01:01:20,772 --> 01:01:22,496
>> Parker: The black Lincoln cluster.
1394
01:01:26,236 --> 01:01:27,856
That might have to get changed.
1395
01:01:30,276 --> 01:01:31,964
See what that might help. Who knows?
1396
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:34,736
All right, if you got anything else,
1397
01:01:35,076 --> 01:01:37,636
be now or forever hold your peace till next week.
1398
01:01:37,796 --> 01:01:38,932
>> Freddy: Holding my piece.
1399
01:01:39,044 --> 01:01:39,796
>> Parker: Go USA.
1400
01:01:39,836 --> 01:01:40,692
>> Freddy: Two hands.
1401
01:01:40,844 --> 01:01:41,692
>> Parker: Go football.
1402
01:01:41,844 --> 01:01:42,484
>> Parker: Go blind.
1403
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:42,892
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1404
01:01:42,964 --> 01:01:45,616
>> Parker: Don't forget how to throw an upside down jacket.
1405
01:01:45,956 --> 01:01:47,016
>> Freddy: There you go.
1406
01:01:48,476 --> 01:01:51,160
>> Parker: Enjoy in stay
1407
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,236
employed and also
1408
01:01:54,176 --> 01:01:56,712
annoyed if you're my wife. Good night, everybody.
1409
01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:59,076
>> Parker: We'll see you next week. We'll see you next week.
1410
01:01:59,546 --> 01:02:03,526
>> Parker: M.
1411
01:02:03,526 --> 01:02:06,304
We are laughing. And we are
1412
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,936
very good friends. Good buddy.
1413
01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:10,796
Sharing a special moment.
1414
01:02:26,586 --> 01:02:29,378
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1415
01:02:29,442 --> 01:02:30,046
over.
1416
01:02:30,746 --> 01:02:33,698
>> Parker: Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound
1417
01:02:33,722 --> 01:02:34,846
out of med time.
1418
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:41,486
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1419
01:02:45,476 --> 01:02:48,308
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks. Hasta la
1420
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:50,836
vista, baby. Goddamn
1421
01:02:50,876 --> 01:02:51,456
hip.
1422
01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:55,860
Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
1423
01:02:55,948 --> 01:02:58,658
>> Freddy: As you know, I'm a man of, special needs.
1424
01:02:58,778 --> 01:03:00,146
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
1425
01:03:00,282 --> 01:03:02,458
>> Parker: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.