Welcome to the 169th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where we explore the exciting festivities and joyful chaos of the Christmas season. Broadcasting live from our luxurious EC Studios spread across South Carolina, join us as we delve into the quirky world of holiday traditions. From Fred's five Christmas trees to Alan's hilarious frozen screen antics, we uncover the enchantment and surprises that this season brings. Along the way, we uncover the truth behind a potential scam involving a kind-hearted elderly lady collecting donations, while Fred shares his insights on the latest charity scams. Additionally, Parker stumbles upon an emotionally captivating EarPods commercial that tugs at his heartstrings, prompting a thought-provoking discussion among Fred, Alan, and Parker. To spread the holiday spirit, we are thrilled to announce the Black Lincoln Collective's largest-scale promotion ever: a fun-filled scavenger hunt for spare change hidden on sidewalks worldwide. Join the BLC Change Challenge by finding the hidden change, tweeting about it, and sharing the joy with others. Tune in to this episode filled with holiday cheer, laughter, and a sprinkle of mystery.
Welcome to the 169th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where we explore the exciting festivities and joyful chaos of the Christmas season. Broadcasting live from our luxurious EC Studios spread across South Carolina, join us as we delve into the quirky world of holiday traditions. From Fred's five Christmas trees to Alan's hilarious frozen screen antics, we uncover the enchantment and surprises that this season brings. Along the way, we uncover the truth behind a potential scam involving a kind-hearted elderly lady collecting donations, while Fred shares his insights on the latest charity scams. Additionally, Parker stumbles upon an emotionally captivating EarPods commercial that tugs at his heartstrings, prompting a thought-provoking discussion among Fred, Alan, and Parker. To spread the holiday spirit, we are thrilled to announce the Black Lincoln Collective's largest-scale promotion ever: a fun-filled scavenger hunt for spare change hidden on sidewalks worldwide. Join the BLC Change Challenge by finding the hidden change, tweeting about it, and sharing the joy with others. Tune in to this episode filled with holiday cheer, laughter, and a sprinkle of mystery.
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>> Parker: It's Christmas time and Fred's out
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here. Let the merriesness begin.
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>> Parker: Fasten your seatbelt.
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>> Parker: It's going to be our bumpy night.
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Alive'alive.
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It's a L.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast.
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Ah. Oh, this is
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gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stars
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in the morning.
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>> Freddy: I'll make it.
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>> Parker: With your f. Archer.
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Featuring the sultry sound of Fred. And also
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ELN on the board.
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Let's go already.
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And now let's start the VE Show.
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 169th
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episode of the BLC Podcast.
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Nice alie broadcasting live
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from the palatial EC Studios scattered all
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across the upstate of South Carolina. We're so glad you're here.
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And you can always catch us on YouTube, inst'ant, Facebook, Blue
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sky and all of your favorite podcast
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platforms. And on blcpodcast.com
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because it's our website. And fresh, fresh. Ah,
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out of his water closet, it's Fred.
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You know. A water closet. Yeah. And old WC
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toilet.
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>> Freddy: It's the toilett.
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>> Parker: Get real. Problem.
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>> Freddy: We go. I go to o.
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The oh, the outhouse. That's where I do
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that from the country. I got the
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shitter. We save it and we put it in the crops and
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we make it big corn.
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That's right. And as always,
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the guy who's frozen on my screen but never
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in my heart, Alan otb.
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And he is frozen.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the show. What we'll do at Fred, we'll make
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him edit himself in later. So Alan,
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tell us about your day.
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Really? Well, that's very interesting
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that you say that. Oh,
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butpes. You say
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very good. Well, welcome to the show,
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Alan. Of course we love to know that your butt herpes are ah, well
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under control. So what you're going to do
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Alan'renna have to yourself back.
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>> Freddy: He's got burpees.
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>> Parker: That's right. It's like.
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Welcome to the show everybody. It's the Christmas season.
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Why are your trees up? Tree. I know. You probably don't even
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do a tree Allean tree up Fred.
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>> Parker: I did, I did do a tree.
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>> Freddy: Five trees.
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>> Parker: Five trees. Yeah, I did. I did five trees
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in your house. Five?
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>> Freddy: Yes, in my house.
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>> Parker: That's too many treeses.
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>> Parker: Five partrid. You gonna have five
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partges.
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>> Parker: He was like. She's like five golden rings. He's like I can't get that.
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She like five Christmas
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leaping the kids
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jumping on them. So no, it's very
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any anytime you can throw in, you
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know the 12 days of Christmas into our show.
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The listeners love it.
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>> Freddy: Christma, can you name all 12 of them? Name
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all days.
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>> Parker: Monday,
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Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
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>> Freddy: O Number one.
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>> Parker: One more. Le. When part was the pear tree. Two
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lords of leaping.
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>> Parker: Y. Four
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Waterns Fucking care. I don't even
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remember. I used to sing that song a hundred times a year
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for my entire childhood, and I can't remember it.
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>> Parker: You Carraler.
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>> Parker: No, I just. My'Christmas music,
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man. Like, people are into that.
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Everybody's like, music, Christmas,
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But I don't think Christmas is big.
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>> Freddy: They start playing and. Thanks, Dud.
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>> Parker: Yeah, well, that's the thing is I stumbled upon the all
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music. I stumbled upon the All Christmas music station
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on the radio the other day by accident. I
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just hit the button and, like, I wasn't even thinking. And then, like, two minutes
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later, I was like, what is this music? Like, wait, it's
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Christmas music. Shit. That. I had to change it, like, quick before the kids
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heard it. No. C. Because then they'd be like, leave it
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on. Leave it on. Yeah, but at
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least around here, that's good. Whoa. You see
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that? I think. Alan'possessed. So,
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Fred. Well, one thing that you. Like you said, Christmas is coming
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out. It's getting cold. The. You know,
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the trees are, Everything's, you know, in high gear.
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Shopping in high gear. And I'll tell you one other thing that's in high
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gear. And I think I learned this this past
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weekend, Because I think, once again,
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for the second week in a row, I'm gonna talk about getting
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scammed.
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>> Parker: Oh, twice.
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>> Freddy: Falling for it. Mat.
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>> Parker: well, I need to know if you think this is a scam or not. That's what I'm
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asking. Okay. Because I. Like, Initially,
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let me. Well, let me tell you. Let me give you my.
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Initially, I was like, I bet this is a scam.
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this is a scam, it's pretty good.
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And then by the end, I was like, I think that was the scam.
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So let me tell you what happened, and
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you tell me, right.
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Okay. So it's, Saturday morning. I think it was Saturday
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morning. Yeah. And, we're sitting around the house, you chilling.
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Wife's not here. She's at work. So I'm just. You, me and the kids. Or the
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kids and I. Excuse me. Are just hanging around, and
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all of a sudden my doorbell rings.
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People don't really come to our house unless they're trying to sell me solar panels,
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usually. Right. you know,
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trained. We finally trained the kids through much trial and error
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to not rush the door when it rings.
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Like, I don't think anybody's gonna be like, maybe nobody's
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here. You know, if as long as you guys just shut up
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and stay out of sight, like, you'be fine. We never
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have to answer the door. But, they. She like
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rang and one of the kids ran up and she, they're like, it's an old lady. And I was like,
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oh, shit. Like our neighbor is an old lady
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to the side. And I was like, oh, does she need. Like, is she having a problem?
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Did I tell you that she like fell in her house
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mean four days. Oh, she's mean to shit. But I think
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she softened up when she fell in her house and was
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stuck there for four days laying on the ground and almost
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died because didn't have
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anybody to call so she
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could'called us. I would have happily helped. you know,
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but whatever. So she's fine. But so I
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was like, oh, it's the old lady, right? So she probably needs some help. She's asked me
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for some help in the past. No big deal. and I get to the front
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and it's not that old lady. It's a different old lady now. Let me.
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I'm gonna set the scene older like said pro.
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65, 70 year old woman, probably
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ye. Probably like 70. Between 70 and
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75 for sure.
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>> Freddy: white hair, a breast tucked in her pants.
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>> Parker: Well, hold on close. White hair, white
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lady, of course, water bottle,
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scrugly like hair ever, you know, like a bl.
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and then crazy, you know, I'm saying, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. you know, wearing, she's
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wearing like a I beat breast cancer shirt and
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then like has on a cardigan over
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that and like a purse and like a water botel. And she's just like an old lady
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walking around. And I was like, I said, hey, you know, said, oh, hey,
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I live up on one of the streets
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by our house. Only I only know
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it was one of the streets. I don't even know the streets around my house
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: I can see it. A sign that said the name of the street from where
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I, where I live. And so I was like, oh, you're on that
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street. Okay, that's, you know, I know that. obviously I can see that.
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And she's like, I'm taking up money for Skimity
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Bob. I don't know who, what name she
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said. I was already like
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weary because I'm like, the way she delivered. I
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live up on Bloss street. Made me think,
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right, maybe you don't live here, lady.
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scivity. And I was like, okay. I didn't
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say, who's that? Because I don't. I assume she thinks I know who that
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And I just. We're just gonna do a card where you
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please sign it and just maybe if you wanna give a little donation, we'll
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get her a gift card. And I was. Or get him a gift card. And
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I was like. I said, u okay'll
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okay. Like. And she was like, yeah,
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you know, it's been a rough year for me because all old people
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trauma dump immediately when you seen them.
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experienced a lot of pain and death in your life, you can do tr.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: But immediately she's like, you know, before I'm. While I'm like
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milling over, like, am I have to kick this old lady in the chest to get her out of
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here or what? Which I
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didn't. Spoiler alert. I did not. This is smarta.
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I did not 300 kick an old lady out of my
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yard. Just for the record. Could have kicked her into the retention
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pot.
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>> Freddy: Hisivity.
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>> Parker: I don't know her. So anyway. But
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so while I'm doing that, she's like, well, it's been a
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real rough year for me. I'm like, o.
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Okay. I don't know this lady. I've never met this lady in my
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life. And I lost. My
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daughter was murdered. And this
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person died. And that person. I was like, holy shit. Like, yeah, no, straight out.
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Straight out the get. Like, my daughter was murdered. I
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was like. I wanted for a second, I was like, tell me more about this
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mur.
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>> Freddy: You gotta get out of here, lady.
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>> Parker: Like, my wife will solve this murder for you.
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>> Freddy: No, say, don't let your wife hear
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that's scam.
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>> Parker: Because, we have like the home neighborhood thing.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And they always came. They came out with one of them last year
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around Christmas. And the ladies like, yeah, my daughter was murdered and
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we need help money financially.
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>> Parker: Well, she didn't ask any money for her. Which I think
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is why I was like medium on alert of
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the scam. Because she wasn't like, I need the money.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: But she could have got got because she's like, I need to get the
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money for, It was Sunday. Because
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it was after we.
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>> Freddy: Because I. I'm just so.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: You don't get no people come up your don money, man.
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>> Parker: I don't. I don't use and I won't again probably,
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maybe. But I was like. I was like, you know what?
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I know. I know. Was like.
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I was like, all right, well, we had played, You know, we'd hung out the night
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before. I had a bit of cash in my pocket. So I was like, you know
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what? I'm gonna give her an amount that will not make
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her want to come back. So I gave her $3,000.
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Fred.
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>> Parker: All right.
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>> Parker: No, I gave her five bucks. I was like, here's five bucks for
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this thing. Goodbye. And I sign.
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>> Freddy: You'give.
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>> Parker: And I signed the car. Thank
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you. Because I don't even know who was for. I just wrote thank you on
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it. Like, I don't even know.
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So thanks for all you do. Yeah, I was like,
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thanks, I guess.
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>> Parker: Would have be as.
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>> Parker: Yeah, thank youil sa. I should.
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Oh, Next time, maybe. Next time. That's worth five bucks to me to write hail
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on old lady car.
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But, like, I'll be like, what was your name again, ma'am? And she's like, oh,
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I'm Martha. And I'll be like, hail, Satan. Love
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Martha.
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>> Parker: Love Martha.
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>> Freddy: Ye.
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>> Parker: You can't get that off.
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>> Parker: Like,
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the m.
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We'll make that happen.
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>> Parker: So. So I g her the five bucks. And I was like, hey, you know, sorry,
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it's not much. You know, we got bills to pay too, bitch.
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I'd say that I was just like, hey, sorry, it's not much. Here you go. Here's five bucks.
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And she's like, oh, that's great. That. That one. This is what. This
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is where I was like, wait a minute. Red flags again. Now that there weren't
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already million. But she's like, oh, well,
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that'll get us something from McDonald's. And I was like, wait,
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what?
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>> Freddy: like, wait a minute. Ye. Yeah,
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see.
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>> Parker: I was like, I mean, that's cool. Like, good for you. The
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closest McDonald's is them M2 miles away. But maybe
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she's gonna hoof it.
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I don't know. Maybe she had a scooter or something. But so then
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we leave because we had to leave a little bit later. We went
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to something. I don't remember what, but we left
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and we came back and, we have a very small
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neighborhood, right? So we came back and then
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she. I saw her still walking around the neighborhood
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like, Two hours later. Yeah. And I was like, this is
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not.
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>> Freddy: You ain't got a big neighborhood.
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>> Parker: You can walk my whole neighborhood in literally five minutes. You can
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walk asseole or
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whatever. Mouth the butthole five minutes.
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So, but she didn't know. She didn't like come back or anything. Which that's. I'm good caus
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I would have then I would have sparted K. But yeah,
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no, it was just so weird, man. Like, it just. She was still
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around. So yes, I probably got scammed for five bucks.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Not my biggest scamming.
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>> Freddy: Like, the biggest scam right now
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everybody falls for is, at the store. You go store,
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they be like, o fuck that. I never order 350. You
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want to round up the $4 for the
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blah blah blah.
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>> Parker: The biggest in the world mother.
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>> Freddy: Man. The company takes the
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money they get from that donated the charity and get the tax right
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off you.
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>> Parker: Same with theip. Same with the
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tips. Because the government, you know, the company
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takes that in and they're like, oh, you guys made $26 in tips today.
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And they're like, no way. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like,
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it's all scam dud.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: You know what else is a scam at Fred and Alan, especially
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Alan on this one is the new fucking
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EarPods commercial or whatever. AirPods.
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>> Freddy: What.
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>> Parker: What are iTunes thing bobbers called
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apples AirPods. Right. AirP
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either Air. Why aren't they EarPods? They go in your
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ear but there
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apple.
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>> Parker: Apple ain't go Goingna call's not the point.
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>> Parker: Point is have you seen their
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newest commercial, their Christmas commercial for this year
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to see it it is.
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Okay, you know what? Okay. I'm pretty sure they'll be okay with us
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Put this on Right. Let me see if I can get this.
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Why you promoting them so much good stuff
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about them. This is promoting them.
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>> Freddy: Know s just the
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commversial was stupid.
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>> Parker: no, I didn't say that. I didn't say anything. You need to see it.
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>> Parker: Listen, I'll tell you exactly what the commercial is.
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It's about a dude I can't hear and
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he's got earpods and he can hear
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and everything happens with his kids and it's
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like he couldn't hear them, but now that he's got
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earods he can.
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>> Parker: Found. Found. Found it. Okay,
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watch it. Ready? Put it on the
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screen. Found it.
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Allen undersold it. All right, all right, here we
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go. We're not going to get
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what we're going to do to not get su Actually is play
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it at twice speed.
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>> Parker: Yes, play it at twice speed and.
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>> Parker: Then we'll be good twice speed. Okay?
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So get ready, Fred. I'm gonna let you have
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what's, 55 seconds after this
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to, break it in half and think about it at half speed
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after it's over. It's that important. Okay, Here we go.
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Double speed.
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John, listen,
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light the fire. You place the flowers in the
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boss that you bought today.
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>> Parker: You can hear shit now because we'got the earpods.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: Fuck this commercial.
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>> Freddy: Anyway, so. So that'it like a hearing
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aid?
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>> Parker: Yeah. He can pull.
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Yeah, it's sort of a hearing. You can turn that up, I
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guess, like ambient noise or whatever. That's not the point. The
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point is that shit for a parent was
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absolutely gut wrenching. Not so much at twice
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speed, but it's single speed.
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>> Freddy: You'gonna make it cry. You're gonna make it cry.
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>> Parker: First time I saw it, I was like, I'm gonna.
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Everything is fleeting. Time is a mystery.
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And then I was like, no, no.
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That guy could have put those fucking headphones on the whole
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time. Why didn't he already
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have them in fread?
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>> Parker: That guy would have had an
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earring aid a long time ago from
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Miracle.
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>> Parker: Ear Amazon
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look like he was 32 years.
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>> Parker: But remember, she's a grown kid now.
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I mean, she was a teenager now, right?
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T hear all the shit what happen before. He's
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an ironsible parent if he didn't get
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either that or a smart parent.
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>> Parker: Right? It just depends on which side of the street you're walking the whole time.
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He didn't have hearing aids, right?
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>> Parker: You know, he didn't have no hearing aid. And then his kids
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gave him one for Christmas. So he's like, what?
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I could have gotten these a long time ago. I just didn't want
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them.
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>> Freddy: I didn't hear your bullshit.
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>> Parker: I didn't want. I just thought it
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was so I'm like, wait a minute. Why didn't he put those in
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to start with?
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>> Freddy: To start witheah, right? Wouldn't that make sense,
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at all?
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>> Parker: Well, he didn't have to age, Alan. His hearing
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aged quickly. So his body didn't age as quickly?
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>> Parker: No, what I'm talking about when he's, when he's.
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>> Freddy: He.
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>> Parker: He was thinking about his daughter when she was a kid, when
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she was a baby. So this whole time you say he
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was 32 years old. So he must have had that kid.
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>> Parker: I don't know how old he was. He looked like he was 32 years old. Do
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yourselves a favor, everybody at home, watch
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that commercial and then punch me in the throat when you see
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me because it's gonna make you sad.
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>> Parker: It's not gonn.
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>> Parker: That's fair. It does make you sad.
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It doesn t make you sad. Alan is your heartless.
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Okay, if you have the
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Latino fire in your heart, which means if they're gone. Burnt
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them. Yes.
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>> Parker: It's a commercial.
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>> Parker: They're trying. Commercial can make you feel
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things.
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>> Parker: No, they're trying to sell me shit.
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>> Parker: I would argue that in today's culture a commercial will make
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you feel more.
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>> Parker: If it was real life, it would have touched me. Yes,
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a real life. Hell yeah. But that's not real life.
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That's some dude trying to tell me
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want to guitar.
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>> Parker: Is it real life? That happens all the time.
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>> Parker: Yes, but if you're going to get a hearing aid, you're not going to.
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>> Freddy: Get it from Apple.
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>> Parker: You like that commercial friends that you said
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you won't?
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>> Freddy: No, I like the commercial
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the soldier coming home or the brothers coming
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home from. From wherever he was at. And
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they're in the. With drinking coffee.
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>> Parker: The
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one
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where you're like, are they banging or what?
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>> Freddy: Yeah. You're
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trying to. Your senso
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love it.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Then I was like, wait, what are they. What's going on here?
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>> Freddy: You remember.
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>> Parker: You remember when they used to do the Polish commercials and they'd be
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like, they were at a restaurant and it'd be like you're drinking folders and
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like. Really? And when they did the Senator
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and Chris Farley and he's like,
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what? You son of a bit
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after the guy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, that was
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awesomegers.
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>> Parker: He's like, Chris Furley was like, what?
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>> Parker: Ye. Well, see,
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that's subverting expectations, which is what we don't ever do
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so well,
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Fred. So if that didn't break your heart, which you shouldn't, and that's
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fine. We're going to transition from sadness
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to the happiness of the Christmas
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season, right?
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: Why not? So, Fred, you know
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how everybody does. They're like,
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black Friday Christmas season promotion.
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They're like, get this. Buy this tv, get this TV for
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free. Or we, we're giving out gift
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cards or we're giving out turkeys or whatever
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it is. Everybody's got their own thing that they
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do, right? Well, we have one too now, Fred.
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And this, I would argue is
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the widest scale promotion that
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has ever occurred. Widest. Widest in
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scale wides. The widest
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scale.
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>> Parker: Widest.
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>> Parker: Well, it could be, but we'll see. It's the widest
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scale promotion.
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>> Freddy: What do you give away foot cream.
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>> Parker: It'S ever occurred on the, planet earth,
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Right. For this Christmas, Fred.
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What we've done is a black lkoln
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collective. It's hidden
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thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of
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dollars worth of change all over
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roads and sidewalks all around the
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world. So get out
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there and make sure, if you find
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any change on the sidewalk, get a parking lot on the road.
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You can than the black collective. Merry fucking
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Christmas.
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>> Freddy: That's right.
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>> Parker: I'm just. That's
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the.
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>> Parker: We dropped the spare change all over the.
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>> Parker: Yeah, we droped the.
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>> Freddy: I ride around down the street. Someone change out, like
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candy at a parade.
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>> Parker: We've been doing that for years to prep this for this
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promotionus. We're just three
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with a team of thousands around
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the world.
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>> Freddy: Thousand thousands of followers around.
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>> Parker: I ha Uber drivers thr t your change. Yeah, I
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was like, uber driver, go buy a rol of
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nickels or whatever the equivalent is in your country and just,
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throw them around. Have fun with it.
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>> Freddy: You know what you don't find? You don't find. You don't find money on the
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street no more.
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>> Parker: I found money on the street today.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you do.
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>> Parker: That's where I was.
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>> Parker: Like, we throw money on the street.
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>> Freddy: Why did the promotion Dollars?
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>> Parker: No, you don't really find dollars any.
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you just got to have an eagle eye and always be looking down so you
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never see what's happening in front of you. Always down.
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Avert your eyes.
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>> Freddy: Some change in a homeless person tonight.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that'll be fun.
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>> Freddy: And I get off'just
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find.
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>> Parker: Hey there home.
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>> Freddy: The face pen.
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>> Parker: Well, see, that's the thing is pennies not what they want.
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So, yeah, give the man a quarter.
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Oh, that reminds me. The time I got sucker by the homeless guy. Damn it, man, I'm
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getting old.
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>> Freddy: No, that wasn't really me I stole from.
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I stole a dollar from.
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>> Parker: Do ye.
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>> Parker: You were like it half beaked.
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>> Parker: That dollar wasn't going to solve homeless.
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>> Parker: He's like 50 cents and then cling, cling
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$7.
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>> Parker: So yes, feel free. Like I said, take to the streets, ladies and
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gentlemen. Go right ahead. Find that
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change. Tweet us. Hashtag
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blc Change
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challenge.
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>> Freddy: Change for the world.
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>> Parker: Change the world. Yeah. Change the world. Courtesy
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PLC Podcast Award
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Nominated possibly, but we are
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war noinaated. That's for sureah we award. Frey,
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do I have a weird thumb? Doesn't matter. My son thinks my thumb
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looks weird when I do that anyway, so
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that's what's going On. Merry Christmas,
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motherfuckers. Go find that change.
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How much change, Fred, do you think there
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is in all the
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world? Streets.
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>> Freddy: From the streets.
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>> Parker: I mean, from us alone, it'ss of dollars,
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right?
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>> Freddy: I mean, we put a million out there, so.
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>> Parker: Right, right. Well, one point million.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: It just seems like a lot of change that you could. You could
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get for free.
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>> Freddy: What if you could have the power? What if you can have
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the power to collect that changeains
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once a year, you throw your hand up in the
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air. The chains from
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around. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Just comes in magneto.
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>> Freddy: What you was start falling. You can't stop
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it.
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>> Parker: You got m. You move.
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>> Freddy: Just draw it to you.
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>> Parker: You m. When that stage are swelling, you better
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wear some football gear.
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>> Parker: Well, yeah, because if it's coming from the other side of the world, it's
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coming in.
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>> Parker: Gearin'T gonna work.
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>> Parker: Yeah, like, you
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gotta like stand maybe up with your arm
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down where you're like suspended in the air so that
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it comes and it doesn't hit you, it just goes underneath. I don't know, it depends on
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how it comes in. The first one would be the scariest, that's
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for sure. Just like everything
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ever, the first one is always the scariest.
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So let's take our first break
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O We'll
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be right back with more flag like the
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podcast. The Black lkoln Collective Podcast
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will return.
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>> Parker: After a word from our sponsors.
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>> Parker: welcome Back to the 169th edition of the
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Black Linkn collected podcast/cast we're so glad you're still
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with us. And guess what, Fred,
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We've got a birthday in the
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houseday.
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you're O.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Parker: you're 21.
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>> Parker: That's right, 21.
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>> Parker: Soe Alan doesn'and. I will say, you know,
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for all of Alan's faults, which there are many,
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one thing that he doesn't that isn't an issue with him is
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he doesn't like presents. He's not a big, like, get me this,
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get me that kind of guy. He's like, if I want something, I'll just get it
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myself. Right? Which is totally great. But
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I decided to give him a present that he couldn't buy
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himself this year for Christmas. or for his
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birthday. Fred. So what I've got
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here is I. I have me, Gorlak
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and the rest of the thousand people that we have working for us have
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curated a list of four to
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five different articles, all of
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which we know are right in Allen's wheelhouse. These are
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things, his favorite things, his Least favorite
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things. We're gonna. I'm go going to lay him
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out for you. I'm gonna let him pick
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what order we do these in because it's his birthday.
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Okay, so. And we're not going to sing Happy birthday to you, Alan,
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because that will not help. That's not goingna help our ratings.
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>> Parker: No, I don't want that either.
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>> Parker: It's not going to happen. So don't worry. Don't worry. All
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right't.
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>> Freddy: Either.
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>> Parker: We have two of Alan's favorite.
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Well, three of Alan's favite. No, two of Alan's favorite things and two of his
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least favorite things. All right. And one he's kind of
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on the fence about.
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So our here's our fourth thing. Here's our five things.
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One. Murder. Yeah.
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Two. And this is one. He doesn't like
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vegetables.
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>> Parker: No.
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>> Parker: Three. Crazy animal
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encounters.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I'm telling you this is, this is curated just for
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you. Or this is the one that he's kind of iffy on.
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Okay. Because I knew he was. He's into. He hates vegetables.
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He's into murder. sort of. And
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allegedly. And he's into like
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crazy animal encounters. Right. But
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we have one that's pies. I don't
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know if it's the birthday theme, but I
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don't know how Alan feels about pie because he's not a big pie.
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>> Freddy: Pie about pie.
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>> Parker: What's your take? Give us your hot take on pie.
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>> Freddy: buy our cake.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Graham cracker crust or flaky butterc
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crust?
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>> Parker: buy our cake. Oh, if I have a choose between pie
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and cake, I'll take a pie.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's all you need to know. And then our last
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one. So yeah, he's a pie man. So we got
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three likes. Two he doesn't like. So again, here, are. Let
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me give you the last one. English
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words is the last.
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I'm tell you this is the perfect gift for you because it
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fits all of your criteria. I'm want to give it to you
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again so that you can pick and
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some murder vegetables
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or animal encounters. Pies
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and the English language. You pick what order
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we go with for your birthday, celebration.
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>> Parker: We actually just that order right
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there.
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>> Parker: Okay. So we'll just go right down the list. Murder how
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we're going to start.
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And Fred, earlier this week
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actually today, in New York City as it were
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head the CEO of the United Healthcare
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Corporation was shot by
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an apparent assassin. Someone who was very much planning on
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killing that dude. And essentially in
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broad daylight at 7am and
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like with the dude had a silencer took him out and just
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walked off and they don't know and they may have found him by
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the time this.
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>> Freddy: We were talking about this before you jumped
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on They offered a reward of
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$10,000 was
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like's
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that's change Anybody looking for that man for
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$10,000
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thousand dollars just to do the job.
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>> Parker: Yeah well and that's the thing so that ha.
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Obviously like said dude got shot and we hate that anyone dies of course you
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don't want anyone to die but he was a
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despicable human being so fuck
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him.
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>> Freddy: Oh yeah, he terrible guy.
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>> Parker: Well yeah I mean he. He was the head of United
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Healthcare which was like the worst
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insurance. They had the highest rate
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of. What do you call it when they turn you down for something
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of disapproval or what they had
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the highest rate.
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>> Parker: Of denial all pat
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out there to dry.
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>> Parker: Yeah they'd be like sorry't we don't cover chemo.
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Hey shit like that. He was terrible.
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>> Freddy: You know what? Ain't nothing gonna
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change this isnna put up terrible.
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>> Parker: I don't know man. I don't know if you. If you as a bad person
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think some dude might just run up and shoot me
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like you may consider
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getting.
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>> Parker: Better at security mean, you know, Freddie may be right.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, that's what they'll do, you know.
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>> Parker: But that next guy'snna be walking down, you know,
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fifth Avenue and shot in the back of the head.
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Hey go now.
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>> Freddy: Theyn have security now. That's you know.
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>> Parker: You know what's crazy is he had a
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silencer and to get a SC and you got to go through
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like.
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>> Parker: Register No, I saw the video of it and
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it looks like it's. I mean he looks like he is straight out of
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a movie fucking.
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He like did it sure it was done
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and Just ran off the. They never saw his face. It's
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all covered up.
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>> Freddy: The pedestrian. The pedestrian that like noe
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right there justeah.
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>> Parker: Attention Didn t even look at somedy in that. In
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that. And he went right by and front.
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>> Parker: Of it and I think that's what he did was he. And he. So he went
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the other way because he's like they could follow me this way. They're not go goingna
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get out. They said he hopped like a little like city bike or whatever and
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just took off. So anyway that
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happened Alan and knew you wouldn't. I know you're a big fan
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and'm not saying you did it but I have to
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say there has been nothing funnier rip with that
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guy than the Internet's reaction to this. Once again,
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00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,760
the Internet is undefeated. These
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people are ruthless.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like people were talk about like, oh, this, you know, he didn't cover my
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deductible. That $10,000 didn't cover my fucking
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deductible. Sorry, but seeing, seeing the
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guy that did it is out of my. Is out of network like shit
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like that. Vicious,
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but it's so funny and so appropriate for
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a terrible person.
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>> Freddy: That's, that's, that's. He was
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young too.
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>> Parker: He wasn't.
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>> Freddy: Was like, oh, you think, you know, seei right?
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>> Parker: Like 85 year old man.
728
00:33:17,268 --> 00:33:20,220
>> Freddy: Yeah. White man. Now this dude,
729
00:33:20,364 --> 00:33:21,284
he look like J.D.
730
00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:21,868
>> Parker: Vance.
731
00:33:22,028 --> 00:33:25,019
>> Parker: Yeah. Oh, you know, just another just another right out of
732
00:33:25,027 --> 00:33:27,015
the cookie cutter. Black, white guy,
733
00:33:28,955 --> 00:33:31,735
just one of those, one of those whites. Like I,
734
00:33:32,965 --> 00:33:34,633
that's why I'm growing my hair long.
735
00:33:34,829 --> 00:33:35,825
>> Parker: He's like in the movies.
736
00:33:35,865 --> 00:33:37,273
>> Freddy: I mean the guy just put a.
737
00:33:37,289 --> 00:33:39,377
>> Parker: Couple slugs checked on him. All right.
738
00:33:39,401 --> 00:33:41,805
>> Parker: He's. Yeah.
739
00:33:44,745 --> 00:33:45,561
You know.
740
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:48,641
>> Freddy: You know, shot him in the back like
741
00:33:48,673 --> 00:33:50,565
a low down dirty dog.
742
00:33:51,825 --> 00:33:54,570
>> Parker: So I, and again, we don't know who did it. I, you know,
743
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,952
honestly, truth be told, as far as I'm concerned, I hope they never
744
00:33:56,976 --> 00:33:58,960
find yah.
745
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,584
>> Freddy: They probably won't, man.
746
00:34:00,632 --> 00:34:03,012
>> Parker: They. No,
747
00:34:03,176 --> 00:34:06,108
but no, do you think?
748
00:34:06,164 --> 00:34:08,932
I mean, chances are. And this is why I know they'll never find it.
749
00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:11,956
>> Parker: I mean, there is one person that could. They can find out that did'and can get
750
00:34:11,988 --> 00:34:14,548
away with it. And that would be Hunter Biden.
751
00:34:14,724 --> 00:34:15,964
Because he's been pardd.
752
00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:17,480
>> Parker: He's been come. He's clear.
753
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,796
>> Parker: He's clear crime.
754
00:34:20,948 --> 00:34:23,188
Yes. So he could be like, man, I love it.
755
00:34:23,204 --> 00:34:26,068
>> Parker: I love that his dad's like, you know what? I'm not going to let you do
756
00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:29,068
this to my son. I would do the same thing to my kid. I don't
757
00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,542
care what people say. That's my kid.
758
00:34:30,676 --> 00:34:31,546
We've already talked about.
759
00:34:31,578 --> 00:34:32,125
>> Freddy: Yes.
760
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:35,053
>> Parker: so fuck them. I don't care what the whole. What are they gonna do? I'm the
761
00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:37,965
fucking President of the United States. Fuck them. He made the rule.
762
00:34:38,045 --> 00:34:39,225
I'm gonna use it.
763
00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:42,293
>> Parker: So the thing is they re
764
00:34:42,309 --> 00:34:45,173
bitching because he did it and they're like, well, he said he
765
00:34:45,189 --> 00:34:47,893
wasn't going toa do it. And it's like, do you
766
00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,505
actually believe that shit?
767
00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:53,845
>> Parker: You know? Right. No,
768
00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:56,873
America would not do that. No. They say they wouldn'know
769
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:59,685
then they're lying. Yeah.
770
00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:03,330
Paried every par.
771
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,975
biggest goal is to protect their kids from bullies
772
00:35:06,475 --> 00:35:09,187
and Like, I mean that's number one thing is
773
00:35:09,211 --> 00:35:11,667
protection. And like that's exactly what he did. He protected
774
00:35:11,731 --> 00:35:14,675
him from a guy who was planning on bullying him
775
00:35:14,795 --> 00:35:16,775
for as long as he possibly could.
776
00:35:17,755 --> 00:35:19,139
>> Parker: No, he was gonna him.
777
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:22,107
>> Parker: I mean he was gonna do everything he could to fuck with him. Dude. Come
778
00:35:22,131 --> 00:35:24,375
on. You know he would Trump's like that
779
00:35:25,385 --> 00:35:28,377
any. Anyway, there'not a.
780
00:35:28,401 --> 00:35:31,329
This is not what this is about. Fuck your birthday, Alan'back what
781
00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:34,289
we're talking about. It is about murder. Murder.
782
00:35:34,337 --> 00:35:34,609
Yeah.
783
00:35:34,657 --> 00:35:35,169
>> Parker: Let's go.
784
00:35:35,257 --> 00:35:38,201
>> Parker: What do you think the chances are that this was a guy
785
00:35:38,313 --> 00:35:40,841
who was affected whose parent or loved one or
786
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,801
themselves had like some
787
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:44,401
sort of illness.
788
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,145
>> Freddy: Or something that the guyired whoever hired
789
00:35:47,185 --> 00:35:47,765
him?
790
00:35:50,265 --> 00:35:51,449
>> Parker: Board members, man.
791
00:35:51,537 --> 00:35:54,153
>> Freddy: Yeah, I think. Yeah, I do too. I think it was interest.
792
00:35:54,249 --> 00:35:55,377
>> Parker: It might be. I don't know.
793
00:35:55,481 --> 00:35:58,377
>> Parker: Yeah, because supposed to have a meeting. They was supposed to have
794
00:35:58,401 --> 00:35:58,713
like he.
795
00:35:58,729 --> 00:36:01,554
>> Parker: Was walk, walk
796
00:36:01,642 --> 00:36:02,578
the shareholder meeting.
797
00:36:02,634 --> 00:36:04,870
>> Parker: Board members. Yeah, yeah, it was Bo.
798
00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:07,430
>> Freddy: He's about to do something.
799
00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:08,434
>> Parker: Yeah, we.
800
00:36:08,522 --> 00:36:11,378
>> Parker: They said so they said the
801
00:36:11,394 --> 00:36:14,322
board menures members pretty much just walked right over his bloody body and
802
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:17,138
went in. So crazy stuff. But
803
00:36:17,234 --> 00:36:20,042
anyway, so there you go. Happy birthday, Alan.
804
00:36:20,226 --> 00:36:21,482
Whatever, dude.
805
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:23,242
So all right, next you want still.
806
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,550
>> Freddy: On Veget the morning to you, Jim.
807
00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:29,442
>> Parker: Yeah, it two vegetables. I don't like him but it's been.
808
00:36:29,506 --> 00:36:30,426
>> Freddy: It's not as.
809
00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:33,562
>> Parker: Yeah, yah. I don't know. It could be. You're gonna love this one
810
00:36:33,586 --> 00:36:36,350
though, Alan. Okay. Because this is sincerely.
811
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:40,194
This couldn't have happened on a better
812
00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:42,274
day for you. Okay.
813
00:36:42,322 --> 00:36:43,282
>> Freddy: We stuck something day.
814
00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:45,898
>> Parker: But no, no, it's better than that for Allean. From Allean's
815
00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:48,890
perspective, this is the greatest thing that's probably ever happened to him.
816
00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,190
Regarding vegetables.
817
00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,798
The FDA announces nationwide
818
00:36:54,854 --> 00:36:57,225
recall of broccoli, carrots and more
819
00:36:57,265 --> 00:36:59,885
vegetables due to E. Coli contamination.
820
00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:01,285
>> Parker: Fucking A.
821
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:04,513
>> Parker: So it is. I'm telling you. I
822
00:37:04,529 --> 00:37:07,369
told Alan'so excited, dude. The organic. It's
823
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:10,193
organic vegetable medley, other vegetable medley,
824
00:37:10,249 --> 00:37:13,223
stir fry medley, carrots and
825
00:37:13,319 --> 00:37:16,155
other various medley. Everything's a medley now,
826
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:19,293
but it's an nationwide thing. the brand
827
00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:22,277
is Wild Harvest
828
00:37:22,421 --> 00:37:25,245
or Market Side or for Earth Farms or Grim
829
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:28,149
Way Damn all of those.
830
00:37:28,277 --> 00:37:30,645
But Market side is distributed to Walmart
831
00:37:30,685 --> 00:37:33,145
nationwide. So that's not good for those people.
832
00:37:34,045 --> 00:37:36,578
So there you go, Fred. If you're if you shop at
833
00:37:36,610 --> 00:37:38,818
walmartber Albert's Organics or
834
00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:41,618
Sprouts, then you need to
835
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:44,148
watch out because the Grim Way Farms
836
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,732
carrots used in its line of mixed veggies were
837
00:37:46,772 --> 00:37:49,740
contaminated with the Shiga Toxin producing
838
00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:51,792
the E. Coli bacteria.
839
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,836
That's right, Chickaoxin.
840
00:37:55,004 --> 00:37:57,996
>> Parker: That's why I don't eat vegetables. Because they always got
841
00:37:58,044 --> 00:37:58,940
recalls and on.
842
00:37:58,956 --> 00:38:00,992
>> Parker: Them true.
843
00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:06,420
>> Freddy: Workers be out there, they be shitting in them fields,
844
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,072
man.
845
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,348
>> Parker: Yep, exact. What? Somebody's got to do it. You were
846
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,832
talking about doing it earlier.
847
00:38:12,852 --> 00:38:14,112
>> Freddy: No, I was peeing.
848
00:38:14,852 --> 00:38:17,700
>> Parker: No, you were talking about shitting in an outhouse and
849
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,237
using as fertilizer to grow corn.
850
00:38:19,237 --> 00:38:21,697
>> Freddy: yeahground
851
00:38:22,357 --> 00:38:25,309
on the vegetables and then picking them and putting them in
852
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:25,877
the.
853
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,245
>> Parker: Distribution saying,
854
00:38:28,421 --> 00:38:31,285
well, you
855
00:38:31,341 --> 00:38:33,377
can you wash coli offer? No.
856
00:38:34,297 --> 00:38:36,649
>> Parker: Yeah, with round
857
00:38:36,713 --> 00:38:37,437
bbe.
858
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,121
>> Parker: I don't know.
859
00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:41,809
>> Freddy: I thought knowew when you cooked it.
860
00:38:41,993 --> 00:38:44,753
>> Parker: I knew no matter what Alan would enjoy
861
00:38:44,945 --> 00:38:47,889
hearing that vegetables were killing peopleus
862
00:38:47,913 --> 00:38:50,185
it kind of plays in theat and he despises
863
00:38:50,281 --> 00:38:51,157
vegetables.
864
00:38:51,737 --> 00:38:53,557
>> Freddy: Got a kill tomatoes.
865
00:38:54,137 --> 00:38:55,997
>> Parker: Exactly. You really?
866
00:38:57,817 --> 00:39:00,787
All right, so when we're moving on to our next one, Alan, do you still
867
00:39:00,827 --> 00:39:03,467
want to go with Animal
868
00:39:03,547 --> 00:39:04,487
Encounters?
869
00:39:04,947 --> 00:39:06,883
>> Parker: Yes, let's do some animal encounters.
870
00:39:06,955 --> 00:39:08,767
>> Parker: All right. All right. So
871
00:39:09,587 --> 00:39:12,019
buddy, dateline Florida
872
00:39:12,203 --> 00:39:14,979
Godzill. The alligator
873
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,939
hauls massive Burmese python through the water in
874
00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:20,835
the Florida Everglades. I'SEEN it. You saw
875
00:39:20,851 --> 00:39:23,527
the picture of it? Okay, P it
876
00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:26,857
no, okay. Alan, can you pull that picture up for me
877
00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,457
or do I need try and find it? I can try to find it.
878
00:39:31,157 --> 00:39:33,533
I got it, I got it, I got it. So Fred
879
00:39:33,725 --> 00:39:34,817
Gotdza,
880
00:39:37,037 --> 00:39:39,187
local, alligator
881
00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,679
drags a massive Burmese python. This is the
882
00:39:42,703 --> 00:39:43,427
python
883
00:39:45,927 --> 00:39:48,827
through the water in Florida. Hughmongus.
884
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,887
>> Freddy: It's Jurassic park down in Florida.
885
00:39:51,927 --> 00:39:53,805
>> Parker: Very large, very large thing.
886
00:39:53,951 --> 00:39:56,917
>> Parker: Well, when you think about allators, I mean, they have't evolved.
887
00:39:59,337 --> 00:40:01,677
>> Parker: Yeah, that's right. Probably running away.
888
00:40:02,977 --> 00:40:04,922
>> Freddy: I lo.
889
00:40:07,937 --> 00:40:10,257
>> Parker: So. So that
890
00:40:10,297 --> 00:40:13,105
alligator very well could be this, could be
891
00:40:13,121 --> 00:40:15,719
that. I remember that. That fucking accent John Boyightd did in that
892
00:40:15,743 --> 00:40:18,663
movie. I hated that. I hated that acc. He
893
00:40:18,695 --> 00:40:21,175
did so much that it discredited him
894
00:40:21,191 --> 00:40:21,747
as
895
00:40:24,287 --> 00:40:27,205
I was like, you know what? I know Jo Vod's been in 100 movies and
896
00:40:27,221 --> 00:40:30,085
he's been great in all of them. I hate him now because of
897
00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:33,057
this accent. Ah, yeah. So they said,
898
00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:36,674
they said that, Godzilla, the alligator
899
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:39,490
is estimated to be between 10 and
900
00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:42,354
12ft long. So that was the
901
00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:45,154
alligator you saw. So the snake is
902
00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:47,526
somewhere between like 20 and 25ft.
903
00:40:48,826 --> 00:40:49,410
>> Freddy: How old?
904
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:50,018
>> Parker: Got zero.
905
00:40:50,082 --> 00:40:52,366
>> Freddy: And I kinda don't want none.
906
00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:54,996
>> Parker: I know, but
907
00:40:56,816 --> 00:40:59,448
Burmese pythons is what they found are the largest snakes in the
908
00:40:59,472 --> 00:41:02,352
world. And the adults average between 10 and
909
00:41:02,384 --> 00:41:04,568
16ft long. According to the university.
910
00:41:04,632 --> 00:41:07,456
>> Freddy: They indigenous to like Florida, right?
911
00:41:07,616 --> 00:41:10,456
Oh, there notigenousa but
912
00:41:10,496 --> 00:41:13,016
like they're evasive so like.
913
00:41:13,136 --> 00:41:13,736
>> Parker: Right, right.
914
00:41:13,776 --> 00:41:16,536
>> Freddy: They show up snakes Flor let them
915
00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:19,528
go and they just started populating and you can't get rid
916
00:41:19,552 --> 00:41:22,522
of no you know. But yeah, they're not, they're
917
00:41:22,554 --> 00:41:24,229
not indigenous to Florida, man.
918
00:41:24,285 --> 00:41:26,029
>> Parker: I gota got zero took care of.
919
00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:28,805
>> Freddy: That one craz Goddamn river
920
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:29,653
snakes, man.
921
00:41:29,757 --> 00:41:30,765
>> Parker: Telling you man, you don't want to.
922
00:41:30,773 --> 00:41:33,741
>> Freddy: Mess with them man. God, I wouldn't want to.
923
00:41:33,781 --> 00:41:36,637
>> Parker: Yeah, it does say ye. The constrictors have few predators and
924
00:41:36,669 --> 00:41:39,121
prey on native species eating pretty much everything
925
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:42,429
from field mice to deer. They've contributed to the client of raccoons,
926
00:41:42,485 --> 00:41:45,117
possums, bobcats, foxes and marsh and
927
00:41:45,149 --> 00:41:48,041
cottontail rabbits. So it can be argued
928
00:41:48,161 --> 00:41:51,057
that Godz0 the alligator is the equivalent
929
00:41:51,089 --> 00:41:53,061
of that dude that shot the healthcare guy.
930
00:41:54,281 --> 00:41:56,301
He was just taking care of a problem.
931
00:41:56,961 --> 00:41:59,505
>> Freddy: He probably tried to eat him. That's what happened.
932
00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:00,017
>> Parker: Probably didn't.
933
00:42:00,049 --> 00:42:01,865
>> Freddy: Snake probably tried to eat the alligator.
934
00:42:01,913 --> 00:42:04,141
>> Parker: And like
935
00:42:04,881 --> 00:42:08,953
yeahisters
936
00:42:08,977 --> 00:42:11,921
have been around for 10,000 years. They haven't changed
937
00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:14,753
at all. I mean because alligators have not changed
938
00:42:14,817 --> 00:42:16,981
for 10,000 years basically they
939
00:42:17,721 --> 00:42:20,193
is not affected them there.
940
00:42:20,297 --> 00:42:22,421
>> Parker: They don't the perfect killing machine
941
00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:23,569
give.
942
00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:26,535
>> Freddy: You money down there. Hu. And tast
943
00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:27,371
good too.
944
00:42:28,151 --> 00:42:30,871
>> Parker: They do tast the taste like chicken. Chicken of the sea.
945
00:42:31,031 --> 00:42:31,343
Yeah.
946
00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:32,263
>> Parker: Alligator tastes good.
947
00:42:32,327 --> 00:42:34,751
>> Parker: Chicken of the marsh. Ye so
948
00:42:34,831 --> 00:42:37,791
delicious. Yes. Scary as shit.
949
00:42:37,951 --> 00:42:40,251
More than that. More than delicious. Y. Yeah.
950
00:42:41,031 --> 00:42:43,903
So that's my thing. That's where I
951
00:42:43,927 --> 00:42:46,923
have to measure like delicious. There are an eight
952
00:42:46,947 --> 00:42:49,523
on the deliciousness scale but there are 12 on the
953
00:42:49,547 --> 00:42:52,539
scariest scale and chicken is
954
00:42:52,555 --> 00:42:55,395
an eight on the delicious scale and a three on the scari
955
00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:58,311
scale. That's a five point difference. Worth it?
956
00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:02,235
Negative, two not worth it unless I'm real
957
00:43:02,283 --> 00:43:02,991
hungry.
958
00:43:05,051 --> 00:43:07,711
So you gott you gotta weigh that some. Like a cow.
959
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:11,083
A cow's like, like a cow. Like a real life grown
960
00:43:11,107 --> 00:43:14,092
up cow is like a good 88 on the
961
00:43:14,116 --> 00:43:17,052
scale of scariness. But SC they're
962
00:43:17,076 --> 00:43:19,489
pretty 77 to an 8. They're docile
963
00:43:19,553 --> 00:43:22,265
usually but delicious scale
964
00:43:22,361 --> 00:43:23,677
they're a solid 10.
965
00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:24,865
>> Freddy: Yeah.
966
00:43:24,921 --> 00:43:27,601
>> Parker: So it's two points good.
967
00:43:27,769 --> 00:43:29,657
>> Freddy: It's a negative two points. Yeah.
968
00:43:29,777 --> 00:43:32,745
>> Parker: Yeah. Ah, pigs. I mean they're kind of gross so they're like a three and a
969
00:43:32,761 --> 00:43:35,530
half. But again on deliciousness they're writing that
970
00:43:35,618 --> 00:43:36,726
78 range.
971
00:43:37,246 --> 00:43:38,078
>> Freddy: Yeah.
972
00:43:38,262 --> 00:43:41,214
>> Parker: You know, so it's worth itth. It'sth
973
00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:44,158
it. It's not worth it for vegetables. But see that's why I love
974
00:43:44,182 --> 00:43:46,854
vegetables. Vegetables are A two on the delicious scale
975
00:43:46,910 --> 00:43:49,758
generally. But there're a zero on the scary
976
00:43:49,822 --> 00:43:52,758
scale. Unless you factor in coli and then there
977
00:43:52,782 --> 00:43:55,066
are three and a half and you can't do that.
978
00:43:56,566 --> 00:43:59,510
It's very scientific. All right.
979
00:43:59,558 --> 00:44:02,026
Speaking of scientific in vegetables. Alan.
980
00:44:02,546 --> 00:44:05,370
This isn't vegetables, I hope. I don't know, is it pie
981
00:44:05,418 --> 00:44:07,846
time or is it the English language?
982
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,514
>> Parker: English language.
983
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:12,001
>> Parker: It'll take the english language for 300.
984
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:12,577
>> Freddy: all right.
985
00:44:12,649 --> 00:44:14,581
>> Parker: London England.
986
00:44:15,761 --> 00:44:18,753
Guess what Oxford Dictionary has named their word
987
00:44:18,777 --> 00:44:19,621
of the year?
988
00:44:20,441 --> 00:44:20,849
>> Parker: Yes.
989
00:44:20,905 --> 00:44:23,881
>> Parker: Do this every year, do you know? Would you like to take a guess as to what
990
00:44:23,921 --> 00:44:26,857
this year's Oxford Dictionary word of the year
991
00:44:26,889 --> 00:44:27,461
is?
992
00:44:27,981 --> 00:44:28,761
>> Freddy: Yeah.
993
00:44:31,861 --> 00:44:32,197
>> Parker: This
994
00:44:32,229 --> 00:44:34,989
yearoo.
995
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,861
That is essentially right, Alan. Surprisingly enough,
996
00:44:38,021 --> 00:44:40,601
this year's word of the year is brain rot.
997
00:44:42,181 --> 00:44:45,141
So. Brain rot? Yes. Brain rot is defined
998
00:44:45,261 --> 00:44:48,245
as. Yes. The supposed deterioration
999
00:44:48,293 --> 00:44:51,085
of a person's mental or intellectual state, especially
1000
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:53,917
viewed as the result of overcompensation of material,
1001
00:44:54,029 --> 00:44:56,927
especially online considered to be trivial or
1002
00:44:56,959 --> 00:44:59,531
unchallenging. So basically
1003
00:44:59,951 --> 00:45:02,759
it makes you dumb and it's a thing
1004
00:45:02,775 --> 00:45:05,599
that especially kids have to deal with. I'm Fred, we've talked about
1005
00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:08,383
this before. Skivity toilet Ohio
1006
00:45:08,447 --> 00:45:11,239
Rizzler. These are the terms of
1007
00:45:11,255 --> 00:45:14,119
brain. So right, that's what
1008
00:45:14,135 --> 00:45:16,511
they're saying. If you are like one of the people that watches the skivity
1009
00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:19,503
toilets or you watch stupid
1010
00:45:19,527 --> 00:45:22,503
shit like that all the time, which there is so much of it on the
1011
00:45:22,527 --> 00:45:23,131
Internet.
1012
00:45:24,631 --> 00:45:27,503
>> Parker: We've had brain RTs leaking. We've
1013
00:45:27,527 --> 00:45:29,447
had brain RTs since in the BL.
1014
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,151
>> Parker: Like no, no, that's not true.
1015
00:45:31,191 --> 00:45:33,935
>> Freddy: Ve been, we've been creating brain
1016
00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:34,623
rightt.
1017
00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:35,611
>> Parker: Yeah,
1018
00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:40,199
hey, we're the advocate for Brain
1019
00:45:40,255 --> 00:45:40,567
Rod.
1020
00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:42,851
>> Parker: We're putting the B in brain Rodk. Yeah,
1021
00:45:44,631 --> 00:45:47,531
we're putting the L in brain BLC and brain rot.
1022
00:45:48,201 --> 00:45:50,181
We're not smart enough to know that's wrong.
1023
00:45:51,601 --> 00:45:54,049
But yeah, so basically. But it's like really a virtual
1024
00:45:54,105 --> 00:45:56,953
thing. It's just so much stupid shit. And people
1025
00:45:56,977 --> 00:45:59,393
aren't getting challenged by like it's not challenging them
1026
00:45:59,417 --> 00:46:02,313
mentally so they kind of stagnate from that
1027
00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:05,329
perspective. And truth be told, I can tell
1028
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,809
you that my kids say skippity and stuff like that because kids in school say
1029
00:46:07,825 --> 00:46:10,625
it. It's the most fucking annoying phrase that there
1030
00:46:10,673 --> 00:46:13,201
ever has been. There are
1031
00:46:13,241 --> 00:46:13,849
very.
1032
00:46:14,025 --> 00:46:15,501
>> Freddy: Don't say it as much.
1033
00:46:16,101 --> 00:46:17,401
>> Parker: I've outlawed it.
1034
00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:22,557
>> Freddy: My daughter was walking around saying like what this
1035
00:46:22,589 --> 00:46:24,991
skippity? And I was like hey, no,
1036
00:46:25,331 --> 00:46:28,273
cuz you, you just replacing skivby you
1037
00:46:28,337 --> 00:46:29,981
with anything else Sk.
1038
00:46:31,761 --> 00:46:34,741
>> Parker: Like if you'n say you gotta See, Right. Say, what the fuck.
1039
00:46:35,241 --> 00:46:35,981
>> Parker: No,
1040
00:46:39,321 --> 00:46:41,113
Al, you're headed in the right direction.
1041
00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:42,461
>> Freddy: F. Fuck.
1042
00:46:44,081 --> 00:46:46,061
>> Parker: But the rule is,
1043
00:46:47,191 --> 00:46:47,647
right.
1044
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,215
>> Parker: What the. The rule in my house is you can't
1045
00:46:50,263 --> 00:46:52,371
curse until you pay bills.
1046
00:46:53,671 --> 00:46:56,631
I told the kids, I said once you're. Once you pay bills, that technically
1047
00:46:56,671 --> 00:46:59,399
makes you a grown up. You can use grown up words all you want. Yeah.
1048
00:46:59,535 --> 00:47:02,311
Until you pay bills. That is true.
1049
00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:05,015
>> Parker: That is true. So when you get that bill and you look at it, you can be.
1050
00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:07,895
>> Parker: Like, what the right? I'm like, there it
1051
00:47:07,903 --> 00:47:10,143
is. You're an adult.
1052
00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:13,087
>> Freddy: We just got a dollar bill from school from
1053
00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:13,931
Pensyl.
1054
00:47:14,351 --> 00:47:17,319
>> Parker: Oh, school. Oh, no, I agree with
1055
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,989
that. Forever, like, give me 20 bucks, bill.
1056
00:47:20,165 --> 00:47:23,013
School is the sneakiest fucking. That's the scamst of balls
1057
00:47:23,037 --> 00:47:24,321
game. Every week
1058
00:47:25,821 --> 00:47:28,693
you send me like 12 bucks for this, and I'm like, what the fuck do you need 12
1059
00:47:28,717 --> 00:47:31,629
bucks for? Ah, well, it's spir a day, and
1060
00:47:31,645 --> 00:47:34,565
that means we're proud of school we go to. I'm like, they're proud no matter
1061
00:47:34,613 --> 00:47:37,613
what. Why are you charging them to say
1062
00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:40,581
that? Anyway, sorry
1063
00:47:40,621 --> 00:47:43,133
for the. Alan, back to your birthday. It's a
1064
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:45,771
celebration of your birthday. And
1065
00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,699
honestly, you did the right thing, Elan, because how better to
1066
00:47:48,715 --> 00:47:51,443
end a birthday than with a nice story about
1067
00:47:51,507 --> 00:47:52,111
pie.
1068
00:47:52,651 --> 00:47:53,819
>> Parker: Yes, pie.
1069
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:56,483
>> Parker: Look at that. Alan set that up. And he didn't even know that he set that
1070
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,751
up. And that's impressive.
1071
00:47:59,411 --> 00:48:02,267
So this again, we were just in London
1072
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:05,116
for the Oxford, word of the year. Brain rot. We're
1073
00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:07,836
headed around the world and
1074
00:48:07,948 --> 00:48:09,240
right back to London
1075
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,304
because police have recovered a stolen
1076
00:48:13,352 --> 00:48:16,112
van with 5, 2, 500
1077
00:48:16,176 --> 00:48:19,037
pies after a chef appeal, appealed to
1078
00:48:19,053 --> 00:48:21,605
them to find it, but unfortunately
1079
00:48:21,797 --> 00:48:24,564
the pies are too damaged to eatmish.
1080
00:48:25,855 --> 00:48:28,551
2500 pound, 2500 pie. So
1081
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:31,503
it's a British chef's appeal for thieves to return
1082
00:48:31,631 --> 00:48:34,525
2,500 pies that were in a stolen van
1083
00:48:34,597 --> 00:48:36,674
ended in disappointment Tuesday.
1084
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:40,197
it happened on Tuesday. Police found the vehicle abandoned
1085
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,901
with its savory cargo too damaged to
1086
00:48:42,925 --> 00:48:45,885
eat. So Tommy Banks, who owns a two
1087
00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:48,511
star, ah, a two Michelin star restaurant, in the
1088
00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:51,511
northern north English country of Yorkshire, said
1089
00:48:51,535 --> 00:48:54,519
a member of his staff discovered the van was missing, along with its cargo of
1090
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:57,463
steak and ale, turkey and butternut squash pies,
1091
00:48:57,631 --> 00:49:00,407
all of which were intended for a Christmas market in the city
1092
00:49:00,463 --> 00:49:03,133
of York. The food has been valued at
1093
00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:06,037
around 25,000 pounds, which is the equivalent
1094
00:49:06,093 --> 00:49:07,590
of, Would you like to guess, Alan?
1095
00:49:08,495 --> 00:49:10,220
>> Parker: 27,000lars pie?
1096
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,096
>> Freddy: No, no.
1097
00:49:11,128 --> 00:49:12,085
>> Parker: 25,000 pounds.
1098
00:49:12,085 --> 00:49:13,541
>> Parker: 45,000 pounds.
1099
00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:15,777
>> Parker: That's probably about $22,000.
1100
00:49:16,757 --> 00:49:19,485
>> Parker: Fred, what do you think? How much is 25,000
1101
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,581
pounds into a M. Into a Freedom Bucks?
1102
00:49:21,669 --> 00:49:23,417
>> Freddy: I say 30.
1103
00:49:24,077 --> 00:49:26,709
>> Parker: Pretty close. $32,000 is what they're
1104
00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:29,715
estimated to be. And you know there's a little hero there, you
1105
00:49:29,731 --> 00:49:32,563
know. But bank said that the van
1106
00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,027
was.
1107
00:49:33,147 --> 00:49:35,899
>> Freddy: That's like, it's like
1108
00:49:36,003 --> 00:49:38,803
set up. Sounds like it sound
1109
00:49:38,955 --> 00:49:41,699
like his competitor was
1110
00:49:41,723 --> 00:49:42,643
like fuck your.
1111
00:49:42,715 --> 00:49:45,007
>> Parker: We go again. We go again.
1112
00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:48,675
So Banks the guy said it was't
1113
00:49:48,691 --> 00:49:51,675
insured, but he implored the vehicle thieves not to let the food to
1114
00:49:51,691 --> 00:49:54,579
go to waste and he suggested that they do the right thing and
1115
00:49:54,603 --> 00:49:56,989
drop the pies at a community center or other
1116
00:49:57,013 --> 00:49:59,869
venue. In an update the police said they
1117
00:49:59,893 --> 00:50:02,477
found the van badly damaged and was stolen license
1118
00:50:02,517 --> 00:50:05,349
plates in Middlesboro about 50
1119
00:50:05,413 --> 00:50:08,061
kilometers, 30 miles from where it was taken.
1120
00:50:08,229 --> 00:50:11,181
He said the pies were still inside but were damaged
1121
00:50:11,229 --> 00:50:13,893
and would have to be discarded. So
1122
00:50:13,925 --> 00:50:16,406
Banks very sadly said
1123
00:50:16,574 --> 00:50:19,286
it's just so much waste. It's just
1124
00:50:19,334 --> 00:50:22,182
rubbish. Sorry it'not to happen yourines
1125
00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:25,146
through our story. So there you go. So
1126
00:50:25,194 --> 00:50:27,862
that the pieeyce is just the latest theft
1127
00:50:28,242 --> 00:50:31,002
of artisanal edibles to rock the UK food
1128
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:33,722
train in October. And now it's getting real
1129
00:50:33,762 --> 00:50:36,458
out. This is what you love about this. In October
1130
00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:39,570
nearly a thousand wheels of cloth wrapped artisanal
1131
00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:42,538
cheese weighing 22 metric tons
1132
00:50:42,650 --> 00:50:45,514
which is 48,488 pounds
1133
00:50:45,658 --> 00:50:47,258
and valued at almost
1134
00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:50,038
$400,000 were swiped
1135
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:52,622
from London Neil's dairard by a con
1136
00:50:52,662 --> 00:50:55,494
artist posing as a wholesale distributor for
1137
00:50:55,518 --> 00:50:58,482
a major French retailer. Ye
1138
00:50:59,382 --> 00:51:02,166
and the guy, well guess what?
1139
00:51:02,214 --> 00:51:04,862
>> Parker: Probably the same guy who hacke it'pro the same guy who
1140
00:51:04,902 --> 00:51:07,694
hacked in France and one of the beaguettes
1141
00:51:07,838 --> 00:51:08,294
he's doing
1142
00:51:08,318 --> 00:51:12,446
ite
1143
00:51:12,574 --> 00:51:13,242
they
1144
00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:16,267
50,000 but the
1145
00:51:16,267 --> 00:51:19,052
>> Parker: Yep. And then so spread the cheese with the pie.
1146
00:51:20,552 --> 00:51:23,456
So $4,000 wor the cheese got stolen and
1147
00:51:23,544 --> 00:51:25,896
in spite of the hunt by British and international
1148
00:51:25,984 --> 00:51:28,896
police, as of now the cheese has not been
1149
00:51:28,944 --> 00:51:31,532
found. They did
1150
00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:35,328
63 well a 63 year old man was arrested
1151
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,252
and questioned but has not been charged.
1152
00:51:38,992 --> 00:51:41,728
>> Freddy: They looking in the wrong direction. You looking for a
1153
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,812
giant mouse?
1154
00:51:44,482 --> 00:51:47,098
>> Parker: Looking for a giant ye mouse in a trench
1155
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:47,634
coat.
1156
00:51:47,778 --> 00:51:50,352
>> Freddy: Let me looking What man's gonna eat all that
1157
00:51:50,392 --> 00:51:51,012
cheese?
1158
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,208
Even be a lot of mouse boom.
1159
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:58,052
>> Parker: Mice like it's 50500 milesnch.
1160
00:52:00,952 --> 00:52:01,592
>> Parker: It wasn't
1161
00:52:01,632 --> 00:52:06,824
meah.
1162
00:52:06,888 --> 00:52:09,452
>> Parker: Don't look at me. Where's the chees?
1163
00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:13,294
So there you go. So Alan we hope
1164
00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:15,682
the show. We hope you have A happy birthday
1165
00:52:16,982 --> 00:52:18,470
and breathing out my neck.
1166
00:52:18,646 --> 00:52:19,762
>> Parker: It's not me.
1167
00:52:20,742 --> 00:52:23,638
>> Parker: We've got to close. We've got a close international Disney
1168
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:26,622
for a week. Yeah, I gotta go back
1169
00:52:26,662 --> 00:52:29,438
to the States where I'm free because money buys you
1170
00:52:29,470 --> 00:52:30,162
freedom.
1171
00:52:31,382 --> 00:52:33,798
>> Freddy: You want to real hello to my little
1172
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:34,402
friend.
1173
00:52:35,902 --> 00:52:38,718
>> Parker: Coincally, coincidentally the next week, Disney
1174
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,710
had brand new cheese inspired recipes all on
1175
00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:42,442
the menu.
1176
00:52:45,212 --> 00:52:47,636
Well, Alan, we hope that you had a great
1177
00:52:47,684 --> 00:52:50,388
birthday and that this brought a little bit of
1178
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:53,132
love and a little bit of life to your old
1179
00:52:53,172 --> 00:52:56,028
ass. It sure did great.
1180
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,432
Happy birthday. We still aren't going to sing this song.
1181
00:53:00,372 --> 00:53:03,052
Thank you very much. Just want to let you know.
1182
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:05,994
Okay, so Fred, let's see. What else do we have
1183
00:53:06,018 --> 00:53:08,900
on our docket for this evening? Trying to think of what
1184
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:10,232
else has happened to me.
1185
00:53:12,812 --> 00:53:15,192
I got nothing. Fred, do you have anything?
1186
00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:19,692
All right, we're gonna end it a little early tonight. Alan, Feel
1187
00:53:19,732 --> 00:53:22,414
free to pad with putting in sound effects of
1188
00:53:22,438 --> 00:53:25,214
farts for 20 straight minutes. I'm surprised,
1189
00:53:25,278 --> 00:53:27,522
honestly. The one thing I am surprised about
1190
00:53:28,022 --> 00:53:30,966
is that I don't know why it does that anyither, but
1191
00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:33,790
I love it. I am honestly surprised, Fred. And this
1192
00:53:33,806 --> 00:53:36,534
isn't something we have control over necessarily that none of
1193
00:53:36,558 --> 00:53:39,534
Alan's friends Prince'show came on the
1194
00:53:39,558 --> 00:53:41,222
show to wish him a happy birthday.
1195
00:53:41,342 --> 00:53:43,166
>> Freddy: No, no, they didn't.
1196
00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:46,086
>> Parker: They didn't do it. I didn't know. Satan didn't visit nobody.
1197
00:53:46,134 --> 00:53:48,962
>> Freddy: They possess, they possessed.
1198
00:53:49,382 --> 00:53:52,254
>> Parker: That's true. Oh, I do have something. Okay.
1199
00:53:52,278 --> 00:53:53,482
I watched Deadpool
1200
00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:57,926
B. I watched it today,
1201
00:53:57,974 --> 00:53:59,398
baby. Pretty good.
1202
00:53:59,430 --> 00:54:00,362
>> Parker: Baby knife.
1203
00:54:00,742 --> 00:54:01,470
>> Parker: Yeah, that was.
1204
00:54:01,526 --> 00:54:02,922
>> Freddy: Was pretty good with it.
1205
00:54:03,342 --> 00:54:05,322
>> Parker: It's funny, but that's what I.
1206
00:54:08,282 --> 00:54:08,794
Baby.
1207
00:54:08,858 --> 00:54:11,306
>> Freddy: Although it was. It was really good.
1208
00:54:11,474 --> 00:54:14,072
>> Parker: Who played the bald chick? like
1209
00:54:14,152 --> 00:54:17,224
Xavier'yeah.
1210
00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:18,692
>> Freddy: I don't know who that was
1211
00:54:19,592 --> 00:54:20,332
because.
1212
00:54:23,432 --> 00:54:25,032
>> Parker: Yeah, she killed the doctor.
1213
00:54:25,112 --> 00:54:28,080
>> Parker: Even with the baldness. I was like, hey, she didn't look too bad. Oh, she's pretty
1214
00:54:28,096 --> 00:54:29,172
much bald. Real life
1215
00:54:30,852 --> 00:54:32,292
there you. Oh, no, she's not always.
1216
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:35,006
>> Freddy: Ok, she's not.
1217
00:54:35,006 --> 00:54:37,806
>> Parker: she'has short haair. But she may have shaved her head for the show. For the movie. I don't
1218
00:54:37,822 --> 00:54:38,378
know.
1219
00:54:38,878 --> 00:54:40,018
>> Freddy: What's your name?
1220
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:42,974
>> Parker: I'm putting up on the screen right now. Here you go,
1221
00:54:43,006 --> 00:54:45,418
Fred. Emma Corn.
1222
00:54:46,838 --> 00:54:48,673
>> Freddy: Emma Corn there.
1223
00:54:48,673 --> 00:54:49,811
>> Parker: she is from, the thing.
1224
00:54:49,939 --> 00:54:51,003
>> Freddy: Yeah, she's.
1225
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>> Parker: She is. With some hair.
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>> Freddy: She is. She's very English
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looking. She is.
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>> Parker: When she has hair. She is.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: She played Princess Diana. There you go.
1231
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You looks pretty close to Princess Diana.
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>> Parker: Ye.
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>> Freddy: She really does. Like a younger version.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Let's probably for the movie Lady D.
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So there you go. I watch it. I enjoyed it. I highly recommend
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everyone watch it. Not with their kids
1237
00:55:18,887 --> 00:55:21,829
because, I feel like my kids are go going to want to watch it and they
1238
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are not allowed to.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:55:24,731 --> 00:55:26,367
>> Parker: Not for notill. They pay bills.
1241
00:55:27,667 --> 00:55:30,619
Not because anything gross. Just a lot of bad
1242
00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:32,367
words and blood and violence.
1243
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:55:33,347 --> 00:55:36,099
>> Parker: And then more of all three of those. But for
1245
00:55:36,123 --> 00:55:37,887
adults. What a ride.
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00:55:38,707 --> 00:55:39,487
>> Freddy: Yepah.
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>> Parker: Peter saved the movie.
1248
00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:45,955
Peter.
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>> Parker: Hey, Peter's the man, dude. No doubt.
1250
00:55:49,327 --> 00:55:52,063
I love it. I love that he's the guy that did it. Then it makes perfect
1251
00:55:52,095 --> 00:55:52,575
sense.
1252
00:55:52,711 --> 00:55:55,511
So there you go. Well again, guys,
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Merry Christmas. I hope that you know you guys are
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00:55:58,577 --> 00:56:01,561
all back next week for a brand new episode
1255
00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:04,569
of the BLC podcast. Oh, I do apologize to everybody because
1256
00:56:04,593 --> 00:56:07,297
we promised we were gonna have a guest on this week and he
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was music guy and he was like, hey.
1258
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:13,105
So I text him and I was like, hey, you still coming on the show tomorrow? And
1259
00:56:13,121 --> 00:56:16,043
he's like, I thought you guys were a music podcast. Turns out
1260
00:56:16,075 --> 00:56:18,955
you're kind of an everything podcast. Maybe this
1261
00:56:18,971 --> 00:56:21,819
isn't the best thing for me. Well,
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and no, I mean he made. Because he was like, I'm.
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He's like, I don't have anything to promote. I just. I'm just a musician. I
1264
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thought we were justn talking about music and I was like, oh,
1265
00:56:30,859 --> 00:56:33,723
that's cool. I understand that. That's fair. But what we will
1266
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:36,619
do, what I thought we would do and we probably won't ever do this, but I'll tell
1267
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,643
the listeners is have an episode devoted
1268
00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:42,591
solely to musicians where maybe we get
1269
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,199
three or four guests on that are all
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00:56:45,263 --> 00:56:48,007
musicians. And I know Alan, that's again, birthday
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00:56:48,047 --> 00:56:49,867
presents galore for ALN over here,
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00:56:50,687 --> 00:56:53,583
so. Because he would love that. And you know,
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00:56:53,655 --> 00:56:56,575
Fred, you and I could sit there and not and just make jokes because
1274
00:56:56,591 --> 00:56:57,983
that's what we think we do anyway.
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00:56:58,055 --> 00:56:58,735
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:56:58,911 --> 00:56:59,991
>> Parker: So that's right.
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00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:02,199
>> Freddy: Can comedy goes hand in hand.
1278
00:57:02,343 --> 00:57:04,987
>> Parker: Right? We can try to be funny for once.
1279
00:57:05,487 --> 00:57:07,095
Yeah, it's go going to be great.
1280
00:57:07,271 --> 00:57:09,707
All rightty. Well, we're gonna get out of here for the night.
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00:57:10,167 --> 00:57:12,747
Hope everyone enjoyed the show. I hope everyone
1282
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is warm because being cold sucks.
1283
00:57:17,087 --> 00:57:17,687
Good night.
1284
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>> Freddy: Suc pro.
1285
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:22,343
>> Parker: I'm pro warm now. Not global warming warm, but
1286
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,935
like a little warm for
1287
00:57:24,951 --> 00:57:27,927
a not global warming
1288
00:57:27,967 --> 00:57:30,871
warm. We
1289
00:57:30,919 --> 00:57:33,705
are laughing. We are very
1290
00:57:33,761 --> 00:57:36,513
good friends. Good buddy. Sharing
1291
00:57:36,545 --> 00:57:37,877
a special moment.
1292
00:57:53,657 --> 00:57:56,561
That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1293
00:57:56,649 --> 00:57:59,615
over. J. Tang lose'blood. she'gonna
1294
00:57:59,631 --> 00:58:02,151
catch up on the reboot out of med this to the
1295
00:58:02,199 --> 00:58:02,987
chble.
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00:58:06,927 --> 00:58:08,347
>> Freddy: Oh, what a dick.
1297
00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:09,655
>> Parker: What?
1298
00:58:09,671 --> 00:58:10,947
>> Parker: Don't whating.
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00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:14,327
Well, that's all, folks.
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00:58:14,487 --> 00:58:16,942
>> Parker: As stilla vista, baby. Goddamn,
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00:58:17,431 --> 00:58:20,111
hip goamn.
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00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:22,927
Don't worry, Nobody's listening. Anyway, as you
1303
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:25,924
know, I'm a man, of special needs. Surely
1304
00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:28,846
you can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't call me
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00:58:28,870 --> 00:58:29,054
Shirley.