This week, on a holiday-riffic new episode of the BLC Podcast, it's award season, and we're ready to hit the red carpet with a bag full of nickels. Parker calls pizza tech support, It's Allana's Birthday, someone possibly breaks the law in the name of comfort at the JID concert, and so much more.
This week, on a holiday-riffic new episode of the BLC Podcast, it's award season, and we're ready to hit the red carpet with a bag full of nickels. Parker calls pizza tech support, It's Allana's Birthday, someone possibly breaks the law in the name of comfort at the JID concert, and so much more.
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Passing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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And a Happy New Year.
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With warnings we bring to you and your kin.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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And a Happy New Year.
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Oh, bring us some piggy pudding.
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Oh, bring us some piggy pudding.
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Oh, bring us some piggy pudding.
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And bring it right here.
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Welcome, welcome one and all.
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Welcome, welcome one and all.
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To the 216th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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A year, the year.
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We are proudly broadcasting live from the Pulitrile EC Studios,
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scattered all across the Upsetia South Carolina.
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And you can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime.
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I should just say anytime.
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I would say anytime.
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And you can catch new episodes constantly.
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Yeah, new episodes, new drop home Monday.
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New yeah, that's a very cool one anytime.
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On YouTube, Instagram, Facebook,
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who's got all your favorite bookstores, Leblas,
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and on americsfairpocas.com.
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And now it's the number one, "Bloos to the Opener."
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's red.
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My wife told me about, yeah, it goes to this different office
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because the workers there were slag.
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She said one of the guys, like, he comes in at a kind of morning.
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And I does this to his podcast.
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And when I came there, he went to the bathroom with disappear for like 30 minutes.
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He's like, she's like, I know he was in the bathroom,
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listen to his podcast.
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I said, was he listening to the DLC?
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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That's the best place to listen to it is in the bathroom.
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That's the black one.
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And that's a proven fact.
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That's a proven fact.
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I think we're also, we've determined that we're, at one point,
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we were the official podcast of, what was it, "Rest Area"
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"Rest Area" "Rest Area" "Rest Area"
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Yeah.
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And we're gonna stick her and put one out there.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Ellen O.T. Visal.
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That's me, yeah.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Well, we're so happy to be here.
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I'll do the visit.
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You gave me Street Cred friend, and I don't think he deserves it.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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It was Snoop Dogg Street, Korea, so it don't go as long.
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Back in the day, yeah.
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It was big.
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It's like the peso of Street Cred at this point.
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It's devalued so it's the Dogecoin or whatever.
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Yeah, what was the thing?
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I said, I hate the Ruby.
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No, the Ruby.
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The Ruby?
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The Ruby.
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Yeah, the Ruby.
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He's one Ruby.
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He's one Ruby.
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Well, welcome to the show.
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Gentlemen and others and everybody in between.
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Thanks for showing up.
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Happy Christmas.
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Happy Christmas.
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I'm still Fred.
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You know, I got a, I got a bone to pick.
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Put your bone in there.
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I can't guarantee that I'm going to, but I'll try to put it away.
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So Fred, as you well know, and as the listers well know, we won for the second time in a row.
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No, worlds, essentially, the world's greatest podcast award in the world where we are.
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The closest metropolitan area to us, which, you know, there's not nothing.
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All right.
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But it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's big enough.
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It's bigger than what we had.
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Before we wanted twice in a row, twice in a row.
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And beat all those lovely people that I'm not going to get back into that red.
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So we, we mentioned that when I announced it on the show a few, you know, a few weeks ago, I said, hey, we've been invited to their big party.
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The, you know, it's going to be great.
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Big party with a winner.
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And I don't know.
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I mean, my man, Elijah Robinson, that's Fred.
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We got the most genuine reaction of Fred's ever.
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I was never excited about it.
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I was excited.
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It was like when your kids, it was like, Chris, morning, I know.
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I was excited for you because I was like, look at this.
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We're, this is, if we, so, you know, you got to have a chance out there.
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We're obviously super borderline famous, right?
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We need to, we need to meet someone and potentially have a conversation with someone that you've looked up to.
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It's still a great day.
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That's just man is.
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He's locally.
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He's a local, he's a local anchor man.
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But I would local news.
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Then him to Paris to the Olympics.
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Like, you got to be dope.
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Like, to do that.
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It was like, Hey man, we need you own scene.
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What if Nigel Robinson hears this and wants to come on the show?
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Man, let's go.
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Nigel.
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I'm in.
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He won't put it on his social.
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I think he'd be like.
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He's not a great.
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He won.
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Like his, his publicist of Thursday.
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He's like, he's a mama.
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He said, no.
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He'll have any like any contact with us.
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Like, there's no, no receipts for that.
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If Google, like, listens to this, which they do, they may even go ahead and start the restraining
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order against.
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More of us.
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Because it's got the AI integrations now.
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So it's like, oh, you know, we're going to be agents.
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I know what this is going.
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I've been in theater that man.
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I know exactly how this.
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Well, we were like, so so we were invited.
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We got the lady contacted us.
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It was really great.
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And, you know, there's great people and everything.
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So it's great.
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Is in two days, ladies and gentlemen, it's the 10th, you know.
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And we were like, all excited to go.
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We got our stuff together.
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We were like, hey, I rented a tux.
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Rented tux.
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I rented a very small limousine.
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Actually, I just bought a gigantic band, the fact act.
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I just bought one of those t-shirts.
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No, that's even better.
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Well, that's class, right?
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Soresley.
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That's class, but ready to party.
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And so you wear that with a real suit jacket.
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And people would have put it in your pocket.
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Or in a game.
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And you're monical.
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And we're like, yeah, we're like, ah, I'm just over the park.
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And you see?
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I'm on that.
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That was out of party.
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I got a little bit of old money right here.
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Hang around the punch bowl.
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We are.
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Exactly.
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Like it's like, wait, I'm not.
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I'm not.
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I see you attend to the party, young man.
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Couple of punch, Mr. Robinson.
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I'm waiting in the bathroom for you all night.
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I just want to hold your peepee.
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Either that can go either way.
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No, anyway.
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What's the line?
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Stop.
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The three.
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The three.
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He's like, yeah.
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You'll warn me about you.
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Got him.
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So we like said, we were like, yeah, we're going to go.
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We're going to do all this fun stuff.
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It's going to be great.
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We're going to party.
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Well, then I looked it up last week because I was like, man, you know, I have to make sure we don't need to like RSVP or do anything, you know, whatever.
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And because everything else they've been like, hey, you got to like, yeah, you can get the award.
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You got to pay it.
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You could get it.
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You could get it.
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You can get it.
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But you're not posting.
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Of course.
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Right.
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And so which I get, you know, but.
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I walked out.
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It's right.
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But.
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So I was like, well, maybe, you know, they're getting so much money off of everyone on us.
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Right.
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For the thing, you know, for the, the, the, the stickers or whatever.
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Right.
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They're plaques.
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Um, they're certainly just paid for dinner for at least have a thing.
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So I looked and went on and Fred, I would like you and Alan to guess the price.
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It will cost the show, not individual people, the show, the three of us.
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All right.
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Not Gorillac either.
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You can't come.
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No, you can't go.
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He's not local enough.
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No, no.
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So Wednesday, he doesn't come out of the whole of Wednesdays.
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No.
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Um, but how much do you wager it will cost us to attend this?
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All greenville's best.
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All these.
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All together.
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I'll say about what a hundred and fifty bucks.
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Fifty dollars to take it.
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Yeah, I thought like that.
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You guys would be a little low, but not like in the ballpark.
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If you buy 240 bucks each.
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Total, total, total.
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Total.
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Yeah, 240 bucks total.
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80 something bucks each.
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We're not going on Fred.
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You know what?
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No shit, no, I'm actually kind of glad because, like, I didn't want to out.
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I don't know.
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I was.
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If you look to the show, thank you for this.
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Right.
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And that's 100% and we.
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I don't want to be famous for doing this shit.
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Listen.
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Make sure you listen to the show in either a bathroom or a closet that's closed and no one can hear you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I can't do it in private mode.
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If I get famous for doing this show, it's because I said it's up really bad.
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I mean, we all know that former Rob's in a tractor.
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Listen.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if you're not going to be that good.
284
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It's going to be like, you know what?
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Down in June.
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And that was getting a beer.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, so Fred needless to say, I looked at our Patreon.
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There was not 240.
291
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There was, I would have bought the ticket.
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There was $3.
293
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Look at that out.
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I bought this red ball that you see right here.
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A lot of positive.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But Fred, like I said, we're not going to sponsor it.
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We're not going to be the presenting sponsor because we just go like, so that's what I'm thinking.
301
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Right?
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I want to go see.
303
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We know where it's at.
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We know what it's at.
305
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I want to be like, you know, fucking.
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Yeah.
307
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I think I would come with like, saying our line would gum be with kicked a little kid out.
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Yeah.
309
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We can do that.
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We know, like you said, we know where it is.
313
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And when it is, they have to go out.
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Right.
315
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Yeah.
316
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Right.
317
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It's a building.
318
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So what if we stand right outside where the event is and just meet everybody?
319
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And they could be like, we're from the black.
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We're from the black.
321
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Yeah.
322
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Yeah.
323
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Fred, you have to be Nigel.
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Nigel.
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Nigel.
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Nigel.
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Over here, Nigel.
328
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Who do we all these?
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Like, hold there red carpet.
330
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So we should actually we should buy a red carpet.
331
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Yeah.
332
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Or just sitting there with Mike.
333
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Like that.
334
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I like that idea.
335
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Tom's hardware and flooring.
336
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Tom's hardware.
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Don't be here.
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Over here.
339
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Yeah.
340
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Aren't you the trail guys?
341
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Or whatever.
342
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Trail dudes.
343
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We actually need to get the red carpet.
344
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We can steal the thing off the salvation.
345
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We have to have that red thing right?
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The red thing that they have.
347
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We can steal the red thing that they have.
348
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Take donations.
349
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Take off a good legs.
350
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Yeah.
351
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Yeah.
352
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Put up a salad.
353
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For the orphans of the BLC.
354
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Yeah.
355
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We need $240.
356
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We need $240.
357
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We need $240.
358
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We got $240.
359
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I mean, we got, we need to sell feet picks.
360
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We get $240.
361
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We get the money and walk up to the desk.
362
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We made the money.
363
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We just got the whole bill out.
364
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It's changed and everything.
365
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You count it and we walk on it.
366
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Yeah.
367
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We take the bucket with us.
368
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So they don't have any more.
369
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Yeah.
370
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The bucket is not part of it.
371
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They walk.
372
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Walk in.
373
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This is our bucket of Nigel Roberts.
374
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Yeah.
375
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We'll be like.
376
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Mr. and Mrs.
377
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Here's our money.
378
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Thank you.
379
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We are a little bit.
380
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We are a little bit.
381
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We are a little bit.
382
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Mr. Roberts.
383
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Yeah.
384
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Mr. Roberts.
385
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From the.
386
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I'll never speak with you.
387
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Post-haste.
388
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Are you Mr. Robbins?
389
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From the W.I.F.
390
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Robbins?
391
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From the W.I.F.
392
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Robbins?
393
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Of House YFF?
394
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Yes.
395
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Yes.
396
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He's like, I am Lord Freddie from the BLC House.
397
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House of BLC.
398
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House of BLC.
399
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Yeah.
400
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So, okay.
401
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Let's try that.
402
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Many listeners want to come out Wednesday at six o'clock.
403
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Yeah.
404
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There we go.
405
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
406
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
407
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
408
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
409
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
410
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
411
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
412
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
413
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
414
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
415
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416
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417
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418
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419
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420
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421
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422
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423
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424
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425
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426
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427
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428
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429
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430
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431
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432
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433
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434
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435
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436
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437
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438
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439
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440
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441
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442
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443
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444
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445
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446
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447
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448
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449
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450
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451
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452
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453
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454
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
455
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456
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
457
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458
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459
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460
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
461
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
462
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We're all going to come out and help us raise $240.
463
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(laughing)
464
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- I don't know what, nickname someone is,
465
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:10,980
but I don't like it all.
466
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(laughing)
467
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,540
- I got nickles.
468
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- You got a nickle, fuck!
469
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,600
- I go, ooh, they were really, they got a really,
470
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I nickled just now.
471
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:25,380
I got nickled, don't know what that means,
472
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,640
but I didn't fill anything, so I don't know.
473
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,120
- You must be pretty weird.
474
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- That was really weird.
475
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:35,440
- To me, if you don't, if you don't give us 30 nickles
476
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,620
before you go into the thing, you're gonna get nickled.
477
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,380
(laughing)
478
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,180
That's where we're gonna call it.
479
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,660
- I don't feel too good.
480
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,560
(laughing)
481
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- I guess where we throw a nickle into your mouth.
482
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,780
And then you have to try and digest it.
483
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- It was a drive-by nickling.
484
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:53,900
- You're gonna get nickled.
485
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- The right of my mouth.
486
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(laughing)
487
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So Fred, I have another, so that was my first complaint.
488
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,160
Slash, you know what, but you know what?
489
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I feel like we turned that complaint into a plan of action.
490
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,420
- We did.
491
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- And that's what it's all about.
492
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,440
You see an obstacle and you overcome it, right?
493
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- Is it?
494
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,340
- Well Fred, there was an obstacle that I experienced recently
495
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,840
that I wasn't able to overcome.
496
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,440
- You didn't get a real obstacle?
497
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,720
- No, and I'm very disappointed,
498
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,520
disappointed, angry at myself.
499
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:28,120
And also, so Fred, maybe you're familiar with a little,
500
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,400
it's a local place.
501
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,360
Most people aren't gonna be familiar with this.
502
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,200
- Okay.
503
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,200
- So Fred, you and Alan might be familiar with this.
504
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- He might.
505
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,080
So local pizza joint, family run for sure.
506
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:38,920
- I like pizza.
507
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,240
- You know, semi-famous for their breadsticks locally.
508
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,040
And they have, they rhyme with pizza the hunt.
509
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,240
I mean, job of the hunt.
510
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,480
- No, no pizza the hunt.
511
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,680
- It's pizza the hunt.
512
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,680
- Pizza hunt?
513
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,000
- Fred, pizza, I never heard of it.
514
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- No, nobody's ever gonna know it, man.
515
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
- I think everything's over.
516
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,480
- No, fun thing about pizza hunt,
517
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,000
they got the name because their buildings used to be
518
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,120
shaped like little hunt.
519
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:09,960
- Right.
520
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,520
- I'm doing it in the right, they're no huts, Liv.
521
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,240
- No, all the fun has been taken out of the world of food.
522
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,080
- Yeah.
523
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,280
- The dollars used to be shiny and happy
524
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,200
and now they're like black and gray.
525
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,040
- Pizza's stop.
526
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:20,880
- Pizza.
527
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,720
- Everything else used to be exciting and fun
528
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,560
and now everything come in stupid and fancy.
529
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,520
And they put chives on everything.
530
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,560
I love chives, but it's too much.
531
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,360
- Not on pizza.
532
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,840
- What's the current, what do you think the current food trend is?
533
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,520
'Cause it was for a while it was bacon,
534
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,600
remember they just put bacon on everything.
535
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,840
Then it became like some other stuff
536
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,560
and then it was Nashville hot.
537
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,400
- Yeah, yeah.
538
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,800
- Where everybody had a Nashville hot.
539
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,000
Then it got to like, like,
540
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,360
- Smash burger.
541
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,360
- Smash burgers.
542
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,200
- Smash burgers, probably.
543
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,840
- Smash burgers, yeah.
544
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,160
- I think steaks coming back.
545
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,240
- Steak is a, we're don't killsteak expensive.
546
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,400
It's never coming back.
547
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,240
- Yeah.
548
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,360
- Yeah, no, that's why I think it's coming back
549
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,160
because it's expensive and like,
550
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,720
RB's and all that, we're gonna have, oh, steak bites.
551
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,320
- Yeah, there's 40 bucks for 10 bites.
552
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,320
- Right, because they wanna be fancy now.
553
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,360
But anyway, that's not what you're gonna call it.
554
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,440
So I ordered pizza on the internet from pizza hot,
555
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,360
to be delivered, right?
556
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,960
'Cause I was going out of town
557
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
and my mom was watching the kids.
558
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,560
- I had a fool.
559
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,920
- And I was there like, we want pizza
560
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,760
and they're like, we love pizza, hot, bread, sick,
561
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,920
which are, let's be honest, the best bread-tex.
562
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,280
- I don't know, this is bread.
563
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,720
- No, you don't think so?
564
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,560
- Bread.
565
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,320
- Let's get some bread-stick.
566
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,240
- They put spices on it.
567
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,400
- Yeah, I don't know.
568
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,600
- Name a pizza place locally.
569
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,920
- Pizza place, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
570
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,240
- Yeah, that has better bread-stick.
571
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,720
- No, I don't fuck with bread-steaks.
572
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,560
- It's fine.
573
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,240
- I think bread-steaks, fuck 'em, yeah.
574
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,920
- I think bread-steaks are pretty good.
575
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,560
- Man, like, I'm already getting pizza,
576
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,320
which is-- - Yeah, but marinara with the bread.
577
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,800
- And marinara with the pizza.
578
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,880
- Pizza has marinara, this is bread.
579
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,920
- It is good.
580
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920
So, we call--
581
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,440
- They have time to give you the marinara sauce cold.
582
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,280
- No, it's warm by the time it sits in the box
583
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280
for four hours.
584
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,640
Don't worry about that.
585
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,080
Don't you worry about that?
586
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,160
'Cause they have heat-labs that make it feel,
587
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,480
even if it just came out.
588
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,320
(mimicking)
589
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,320
They make it feel like it's been in there for four hours.
590
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,680
- A top layer.
591
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,280
- Which is the real pizza-hunt experience.
592
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,440
- Oh, I see.
593
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,520
- So, we--
594
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,160
I ordered pizza, getting it delivered.
595
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,760
- In a rare move, I get it delivered.
596
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,720
'Cause normally, I'm like, I'll pay myself $7,
597
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,920
so you'll get it.
598
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,920
So, that justifies me not having to--
599
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,120
Now, if I'm like, I will not do that,
600
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,520
then I order it delivered.
601
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,360
- That's how it is.
602
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,840
You gotta figure out the math.
603
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,080
So, it's like, I was gonna doorn that,
604
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,320
so then I'd be like, okay, this would cost me 12 bucks
605
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,640
if I went there.
606
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,720
It's gonna cost me 36 bucks if I doorn that shit
607
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,760
with tip.
608
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:52,480
Would I pay myself $24 to go and get this for myself?
609
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,320
And then I say, yes, I would.
610
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,840
And I go, do it.
611
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,160
If it's like, six bucks, I'm like, now, fuck it.
612
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,000
I'll pay.
613
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,920
- Yeah, right.
614
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920
- But you gotta do that.
615
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,320
- Yeah, I understand, like, I know where you live
616
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,160
and I know where that pizza-hunt is.
617
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,240
- Not that, you gotta--
618
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,000
You's not that far, but that road is like--
619
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,480
- It's a sucky road.
620
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,440
- Fair, that's a terrible fucking road.
621
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,600
- It's not a good road.
622
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,440
- No, it's so, yeah, I get that.
623
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,800
But again, we're talking about the time,
624
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,320
the stress, the everything, or--
625
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,320
- Did you, your dasit, or did you call--
626
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,120
- No, I pizza-hunted it because I don't believe
627
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:26,960
it or dashing.
628
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,960
- Right, okay.
629
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,960
- I've already, I think I've--
630
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,920
- Yeah, if I'm gonna get the delivery,
631
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,160
I'll do it like he does pizza.
632
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160
- Yeah.
633
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,160
- Give the guy that works for them, give them--
634
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160
- Right, let him make--
635
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,240
- Exactly.
636
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,200
- And also it costs less because they don't have to pay
637
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,640
the cut to the other company.
638
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,480
- Right.
639
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,080
- So I ordered online, like, great,
640
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,400
I click, save, order, put the tip in, good to go, right?
641
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,920
Then I realize, shit, I meant to do it for three hours from now
642
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,880
because I was leaving, like I said, my mom was watching the kids,
643
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,680
Jack and I were going to Charlotte for a concert,
644
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,880
which we can talk about later.
645
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,680
And so I was like, oh, we just gotta get it,
646
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,240
in a few hours and then I forgot.
647
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,560
So I was like, well, let me just call the store
648
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,960
and I'll just tell him, like, just wait, you know,
649
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,120
a few hours, right?
650
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,040
- Oh, no, that's not-- - No!
651
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,600
- Fred, that doesn't--
652
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,440
- You can't just call the store anymore.
653
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
- You can't do it.
654
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,120
- I call, and it's a call center.
655
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,760
It's a pizza call center.
656
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,280
- Yeah.
657
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,400
- Fred, they were like, how can we help you?
658
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,880
And I was like, I need to, I ordered a pizza and I need,
659
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,480
and they're like, okay, what's your order number?
660
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,640
And I was like, well, are we gonna go with your phone number?
661
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,200
And I was like, it's this, the number I'm calling on there.
662
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,000
Okay, we don't have a record.
663
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,240
- Okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it.
664
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,400
You called pizza?
665
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,840
- No, I'm not calling pizza.
666
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,000
(laughs)
667
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,960
- Thank you for calling pizza,
668
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,520
'cause the machine was my name is Jimmy.
669
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,000
Jimmy, you can't help you?
670
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,200
- Hi, Nickler.
671
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,840
I don't remember what she said your name was.
672
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,360
I ordered a pizza on the internet from you,
673
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,320
and I ordered it for the wrong time.
674
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,840
- I called for it yourself.
675
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,440
(laughs)
676
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,760
- You're not wrong, that is how it felt, honestly.
677
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,400
So they're like, no, we don't have your order.
678
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,840
And I'm like, what do you mean you don't have my order?
679
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,520
And they're like, no, it doesn't exist.
680
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,320
And I said, well, I have an order number right here
681
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,200
that it says that I paid for it.
682
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,280
It's out of my bank, it exists.
683
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,280
Now, like, no, it doesn't exist.
684
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,120
And I was like,
685
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,040
- It's in the ether.
686
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,040
- I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
687
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,160
Can I just call the store?
688
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,240
And they're like, oh, well, it could be that the store
689
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,800
doesn't use our service.
690
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,840
And I was like, okay, so I can actually call the other store,
691
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,680
you know, whatever.
692
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,080
And they're like, maybe looking up and call it.
693
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,320
And maybe it's a different store than you think.
694
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,240
And so I said, okay, so I called the other store.
695
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,680
Guess what, Fred?
696
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,920
The other pizza hut, which is equidistant from the one
697
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,520
that I, you're thinking of, which is in a little,
698
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,160
a little town locally.
699
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Also uses the same service.
700
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,480
However, they don't talk to each other.
701
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,480
So I call back and I'm pretty sure it was the same lady.
702
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,520
And I was like, hey, and they're like,
703
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,320
oh, we don't, we don't use the other people.
704
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,320
I just called you.
705
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,040
Was that too again?
706
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,640
Oh, I did.
707
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,160
I like saying you can't.
708
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160
I ordered over again.
709
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,160
I got my pizza.
710
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,160
I got your face.
711
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,160
I don't know.
712
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,160
I don't know.
713
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,160
I just shit in here.
714
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,680
Oh, I got my pizza yet, lady.
715
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,480
At which point I was like, okay, so here's my order.
716
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,720
They're like, no, we don't have it.
717
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,520
Can we, and I was like, how do I call the store
718
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,000
and just talk to them?
719
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,440
And they're like, oh, you can't.
720
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,080
And so I was like, you know what, fuck it.
721
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,680
You guys are getting the pizza three hours early.
722
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,160
Just put it in the pocket.
723
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,160
You should have went to the store and been like, look,
724
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,920
I want to deliver three hours out of that.
725
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,440
I'm here now.
726
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,080
The pizza is ready.
727
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,240
And this is going to take me that long to get here.
728
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,760
He'll get there and he'll tell him that.
729
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,840
And when he's walking out the door, the guys like,
730
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,120
walk right behind him.
731
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,120
Yeah, right.
732
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,360
He's a probably all the way home.
733
00:24:59,360 --> 00:24:59,880
Exactly.
734
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,480
That's exactly what would happen, Alex.
735
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480
I'm sorry, man.
736
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,880
I'm sorry.
737
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,800
I'm like, oh, this is for you, bro.
738
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,760
Sarah, I got your pizza.
739
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,600
Yeah.
740
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,400
That is what's going to happen.
741
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,360
I know that's what's going to happen.
742
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,640
But I just, it, it, it, it absolutely boggled my mind
743
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,640
that I couldn't just call it.
744
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,920
And I know maybe it's me, old guy, you know,
745
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,520
shaking my hand to clouds, but are shaking my fists
746
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:28,040
to clouds, but you know, like, you can't call the store.
747
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:28,560
No, that's crazy.
748
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,840
You can't call the store.
749
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,080
Yeah, I don't know.
750
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,840
I don't know.
751
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,840
No, I don't know.
752
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840
I can't just call the fucking store.
753
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,160
It's so annoying because the workers are working.
754
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,520
Yeah, but they're not working.
755
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,680
They are working.
756
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680
No, they're not.
757
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,920
I'm hardly trying to get them to stop working for three hours.
758
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,920
We don't do that.
759
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,840
We don't know what they did.
760
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,400
That's so they don't have to pay a phone bill at the scene.
761
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,880
Exhausted.
762
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,080
That's probably so they have lists.
763
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,280
They can have less people with the stores.
764
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,440
They don't have to answer the phone.
765
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,560
Yeah, they can't answer the phone.
766
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:05,840
Without what would like to get their place in the camera?
767
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Does it say what?
768
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,120
You know that actually that kind of makes sense because the power went out.
769
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120
Well, who was it?
770
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:16,720
It was about a couple months ago and we ordered from Pizza Hut and we actually ordered through
771
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:23,040
the app and they called us back from the call center and said that there was no power
772
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,200
at the at the store.
773
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,560
But they didn't distorted by the calling or nothing.
774
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,560
They called us back.
775
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,360
I mean, first they canceled the order and then they called.
776
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360
That's crazy.
777
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,360
They said what the fuck?
778
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,360
And then they called it.
779
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:44,360
So they have like, I guess it's one call center for like all the pizza Hut.
780
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,360
Yeah, pizza.
781
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,400
Maybe they got against the end of pizza call center.
782
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,400
There's a real thing.
783
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400
There's not that.
784
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,400
Where would that be it?
785
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,280
Oh, it would be not on this soil.
786
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Oh, no.
787
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280
Yeah, it was.
788
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,280
Yeah, it was.
789
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280
But it was so funny.
790
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280
We stuck.
791
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:19,280
So I learned something because if you want people with less of an accent, you pay more.
792
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,280
Yeah, yeah.
793
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,080
Well, like you're cool with them having an area.
794
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,080
You pay a little less.
795
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,080
Yeah.
796
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:30,680
So they were probably in the upper middle range of tax of work of pizza, tax of work.
797
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,680
Oh, yeah, pizza tax report.
798
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,680
Yeah, hello.
799
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680
Yes, thank you for.
800
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:40,680
Well, I mean, it didn't wasn't didn't one of these do the that they had the AI.
801
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,680
They did the AI.
802
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680
And they failed.
803
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680
They failed.
804
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680
They failed.
805
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,080
Because people can hack you people started hacking it and make you.
806
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,080
100 things for free.
807
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,080
Or they, you know, they'd order 600 catch ups or something.
808
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,760
It wouldn't cost anything, but it was great.
809
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
So there you go.
810
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:03,160
Don't if you order a pizza, from pizza, had you prepared to not order.
811
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,080
If you get an order for pizza, just make sure you're going to.
812
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,080
Oh, fuck it up.
813
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,080
Yeah, don't fuck up.
814
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080
You're all.
815
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080
So yeah, it was on me.
816
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080
I should have just done it right.
817
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,080
I don't know.
818
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080
I'm trying to blame it.
819
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,080
Pizza Hut is the breathable.
820
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,080
It is created.
821
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,080
It's all local family owned business.
822
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,080
Now they come in the way you wanted it.
823
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,080
I don't know.
824
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,080
I didn't get it.
825
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,080
I didn't receive the pizza.
826
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,080
I wasn't here.
827
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,080
Oh, okay.
828
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,080
But I mean, I think the order was right.
829
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,080
It just came like a few hours early.
830
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,080
It was probably more like two hours because they were late as to what they said they were going to be.
831
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080
Yeah.
832
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,080
So we came in a little early.
833
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,080
No more 30 minutes.
834
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,080
And it's free.
835
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,080
No, no, no.
836
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,080
I wanted that go away a long time ago.
837
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080
Yeah, a long time ago.
838
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,080
Yeah.
839
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,080
Yeah, I mean, that was coming.
840
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,080
I was dumb.
841
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,080
I mean, there's a dominoes by here and still, I mean, you order it, man.
842
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
And they'll get it in a minute.
843
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Yeah, that's that.
844
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,080
Yeah, that's that.
845
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,080
Yeah, it's just they got rid of the noise.
846
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080
The noise.
847
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,080
Well, they got stood because there was a guy that his last name was noise.
848
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,080
He didn't.
849
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,080
He's.
850
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,080
Yeah, he sued them.
851
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080
I'm glad.
852
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080
I'm glad.
853
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080
I'm warning you everywhere.
854
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080
It was.
855
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,080
That's what he said.
856
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,080
He said it was English.
857
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Yeah.
858
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,080
Everyone's ignoring me.
859
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,080
And they're like, I'm sorry.
860
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080
What did you say?
861
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,080
I am not a claymation figure.
862
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,080
I will not steal your pizza.
863
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,080
I only did that once, guy.
864
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080
Oh, he goes noise for a hundred feet.
865
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,080
Oh, no, he's coming back.
866
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,080
No, he's speaking of the fucking noise.
867
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,080
We'll take a quick break.
868
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:44,080
No, no, no, no.
869
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,080
No, no, no, no, no.
870
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:54,080
The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
871
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Hi, this is Bert Reynolds.
872
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,080
Now that I've passed on, I have time to do whatever I want.
873
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:06,080
So when I'm driving my heavenly trans am, I listen to the Black Lincoln collective podcast.
874
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:16,080
[Music]
875
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:36,080
[Music]
876
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Black Lincoln collective podcast.
877
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,080
Boys and girls.
878
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,080
Yeah, children of all ages.
879
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,080
Oh, we always celebrate a time of year.
880
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080
It is dear to us all.
881
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,080
It's our hearts.
882
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,080
It's to our hearts.
883
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,080
It's important to us, Fred.
884
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,080
Very.
885
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,080
And that.
886
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,080
And do you have any like epic music?
887
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,080
Epic music.
888
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:11,080
Like, like, like, like, like, like, something like a band and dramatic.
889
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:19,080
Okay, I should have like, like, who's that guy?
890
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,080
Yeah, that or this one right now.
891
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,080
No, very down a little bit.
892
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,080
I'm like, a little bit.
893
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,080
A little more.
894
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,080
A little more.
895
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Okay, screw it.
896
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,080
We'll do it.
897
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,080
Ladies and gentlemen, I did like the first.
898
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,080
Now, it turned out all the way.
899
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,080
Fucking, it's terrible.
900
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,080
Fred gave me an eyeball and said no.
901
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,080
No, Fred.
902
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:49,080
Fred, Fred, and ladies and gentlemen, let us tell you the tale.
903
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080
The tale.
904
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,080
The drums of destiny when the tail.
905
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,080
Okay, the tail.
906
00:31:55,080 --> 00:32:06,080
In the age before the age you remember when editing plays flickered like distant stars and audio boards hummed with forgotten promise.
907
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:16,080
There were Rosa man, a champion, a producer unlike any other.
908
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,080
A man of such mighty mediocrity.
909
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080
Oh, fuck you guys.
910
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,080
It's a pinnacle, almost goodness.
911
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:34,080
That's his name became legend whispered across the.
912
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,080
The old.
913
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,080
The.
914
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,080
The.
915
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:48,080
We begin our story with the call to average greatness.
916
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:53,080
From humble beginnings in the lowlands of Puerto Rico.
917
00:32:53,080 --> 00:33:01,080
Allen of O.T.B. was forged in the fires of half functioning sound boards.
918
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,080
And yes.
919
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,080
Yes.
920
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:11,080
And though less a man fled from glitching software and spinning beach balls of death.
921
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,080
Allen stood firm.
922
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080
He faced these trials.
923
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,080
The only way he knew how.
924
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:23,080
But staring silently, muttering, huh.
925
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,080
And pressing the exact wrong button.
926
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Three seconds too late.
927
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,080
A lot of hero might have felt this five seconds too late.
928
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,080
A greater hero on time.
929
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080
But Allen.
930
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,080
Allen walked the middle pair.
931
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,080
The pair.
932
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Of the Sidist.
933
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080
Of the.
934
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Deetidist.
935
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,080
Deetidist.
936
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
That's right.
937
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Deetidist.
938
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,080
The.
939
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,080
Deetis.
940
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,080
The.
941
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Which brings us to another story.
942
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,080
People.
943
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,080
Allen and the great.
944
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,080
Experiences.
945
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,080
But Allen's triumphs were not limited to technical foe.
946
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,080
No.
947
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,080
For he bore curse.
948
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,080
A terrible affliction.
949
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,080
The curse of the vanishing dot.
950
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,080
Indeed.
951
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Many a time.
952
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,080
We're speaking with great conviction.
953
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,080
Allen would boldly proclaim.
954
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,080
And another thing.
955
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,080
Wait.
956
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,080
What was I?
957
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:49,080
And thus the prophecy was fulfilled.
958
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:54,080
For sages foretold that one day a hero would stride for.
959
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,080
Who could forget mid sentence.
960
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080
But the grace of a swan.
961
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:06,080
And the confidence of a man who definitely knew.
962
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,080
The point when he started.
963
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,080
And of course, Allen's story wouldn't be complete without.
964
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,080
The devil's bargain.
965
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,080
No tale of Allen O.T.B.
966
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,080
Is completed without speaking of.
967
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,080
His pact.
968
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,080
Yes.
969
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080
His questionable alliance with the devil.
970
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,080
The real devil mind you.
971
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:41,080
Not just a guy they call devil who sells off brand HDMI cords out of his trunk.
972
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,080
And a lion's forced and discounts and regrets.
973
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,080
And it was all here.
974
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,080
It was all here.
975
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:53,080
And his most powerful and unpredictable companion.
976
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:58,080
The detachable robot penis.
977
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,080
He hold.
978
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,080
The detachable robot penis.
979
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:08,080
A mechanical companion of unknown origin and questionable usefulness.
980
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:13,080
It's scuttles, it's quicks and occasionally insults the talent.
981
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,080
It's a marvel of engineering and poor decisions.
982
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:22,080
Go fuck yourself, Electro and BLC.
983
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,080
Story tell of the day Allen sent it to fetch him a pen.
984
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:37,080
And it returned three days later with a waffle house receipt and a pair of panties.
985
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:45,080
Such mystery, such chaos, such totally unnecessary robotics.
986
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:50,080
And yet despite late button presses forgotten thoughts.
987
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:57,080
Demonic bargain hunting and runaway cyber decks.
988
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,080
Allen stands triumphant.
989
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:09,080
The producer who wouldn't doors the engineer who thought of figures it out eventually.
990
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:17,080
The legend who acts only for slightly nicer headphones and a chair that doesn't squeak.
991
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,080
On this day is birthday.
992
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,080
We gather to honor him.
993
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,080
No, no, not the greatest producer.
994
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,080
Not as the worst producer.
995
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,080
What is the.
996
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,080
The.
997
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:41,080
May his butt in someday be pressed on time.
998
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,080
May his sentences be completed before they vanish forever.
999
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:52,080
May his robot Peters remain attached when needed.
1000
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:57,080
And detached when comedy demands it.
1001
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:02,080
Happy birthday.
1002
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:09,080
Allen of the.
1003
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,080
Big.
1004
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080
Long day on media.
1005
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,080
Krishan.
1006
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,080
Happy birthday, Allen.
1007
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,080
Happy birthday, boy.
1008
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080
Thank you guys.
1009
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,080
Well, we're happy you made it.
1010
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,080
You're the decentest producer we've ever had.
1011
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,080
So.
1012
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,080
That fuck me up, man.
1013
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,080
I was out of it.
1014
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,080
The decent.
1015
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,080
I know that's not a word.
1016
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,080
I don't think I think we.
1017
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,080
Yeah, the decentest.
1018
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,080
That's a word that I would have made up.
1019
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,080
I'm.
1020
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,080
That we got through a friend.
1021
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,080
That's the main thing.
1022
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,080
Well, friend, I got you old.
1023
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,080
Yeah.
1024
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,080
We had our pizza, but I didn't get to eat it too.
1025
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:58,080
Because I had it north of the EC studios to visit our friends in the great city of Charlottesville.
1026
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,080
And then we had a great city of Charlotte, North Carolina.
1027
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,080
Quine city.
1028
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,080
Quine city.
1029
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,080
That's right.
1030
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,080
And so I took my, my oldest son to see Jed.
1031
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,080
You may or may not know Jed, the rapper.
1032
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080
He's from Atlanta.
1033
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,080
He's like Alcatraz.
1034
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080
A little bit.
1035
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,080
Jed, the rapper.
1036
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,080
And young Newtie.
1037
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,080
Who?
1038
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,080
Never putth grade.
1039
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,080
Young Newtie.
1040
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,080
Young Newtie.
1041
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,080
And he's like, and she.
1042
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,080
Jed, the rapper.
1043
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,080
G.
1044
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,080
Adi.
1045
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,080
J.
1046
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Adi.
1047
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,080
I thought it was J.
1048
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,080
J.
1049
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,080
J.
1050
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,080
Adi.
1051
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,080
J.
1052
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,080
Right.
1053
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,080
He's from Atlanta.
1054
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,080
Yeah.
1055
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,080
That's the bull.
1056
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,080
Yeah.
1057
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080
Yeah.
1058
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,080
He's very good.
1059
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,080
So I'll tell you the story.
1060
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
A quick story about the show.
1061
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,080
We get there.
1062
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,080
It's all standing remotely, right?
1063
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,080
Yeah.
1064
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080
Because it's in a decent size venue.
1065
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Nice.
1066
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,080
And I texted you guys when we got to the show.
1067
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,080
And I was like, wow.
1068
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080
Wow.
1069
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,080
We, because we got there like, you know, like 20 minutes.
1070
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,080
Before the doors open, just doing everything else to do.
1071
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080
We drove all the way.
1072
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,080
We'll stop and got some food.
1073
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,080
And then we're like, you got nothing else to do.
1074
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,080
Let's go stay in the line for.
1075
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,080
For.
1076
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,080
For J.
1077
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,080
For Jenny.
1078
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,080
For little.
1079
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,080
And.
1080
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,080
We get there.
1081
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,080
We're in about 640.
1082
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,080
I think we got there.
1083
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,080
Doors open seven, right?
1084
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,080
And that's what I texted you guys.
1085
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,080
And I was like, wow.
1086
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,080
There are a lot of white people here.
1087
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,080
Because they're in the line.
1088
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,080
A lot of white people.
1089
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,080
Right.
1090
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,080
White people like to get the things early.
1091
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,080
I just looked them up.
1092
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,080
And yeah, he looks like.
1093
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,080
Like the rapper, the white guys like the white.
1094
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,080
White people.
1095
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,080
Yeah.
1096
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,080
I think he's got.
1097
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,080
I think he's got a little trick right.
1098
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,080
All right.
1099
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,080
Let's see what he's like.
1100
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,080
The news.
1101
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,080
He's a good rapper.
1102
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,080
He.
1103
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,080
He's a new.
1104
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,080
He's a good rapper.
1105
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,080
He.
1106
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,080
He's a kind of a dude.
1107
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,080
The new white key is like.
1108
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,080
Right.
1109
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,080
Right.
1110
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,080
Right.
1111
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,080
The white kids.
1112
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,080
Yeah.
1113
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,080
Yeah.
1114
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,080
Yeah.
1115
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,080
You know, those kind of kids.
1116
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,080
But there was also a lot of like.
1117
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,080
A lot of like fancy lands there because it is Charlotte.
1118
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,080
There's a lot of money in that town.
1119
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,080
You know, it's banking city.
1120
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,080
Was it was any hood in the building?
1121
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,080
Well, there was a little hood in the building.
1122
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,080
So to start it, well, just like I said, so to start off.
1123
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,080
It was not.
1124
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,080
It was very much just like, hey, you know, we're outstaining in line.
1125
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,080
Because it's a city that's of relative size.
1126
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,080
Guy comes out with a couple of buckets.
1127
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,080
Start strumming on them singing songs.
1128
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,080
I know.
1129
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,080
I know.
1130
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,080
I know.
1131
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,080
They put a couple of guns.
1132
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,080
Well, and they had the guys and they had the guys who were selling.
1133
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:32,080
I know it's not going to KFC buckets who were selling the official t-shirts of the concert.
1134
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,080
Right.
1135
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,080
Negotiable prices, right?
1136
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Where they're like 25 and then the next time you come by, they're like 20 and you're like, yeah, yeah.
1137
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,080
We did this it last time we were like, how about two for 20?
1138
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,080
Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'll take it.
1139
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:51,080
I'll take it.
1140
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,080
So we're like, leave it.
1141
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,080
You know, so we get there.
1142
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080
We're waiting in line, right?
1143
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,080
And I'm like, OK, this is pretty, it's a pretty white.
1144
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,080
And so we get in.
1145
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,080
We're probably, you know, I mean, we're not by any means like the first people and we're probably 200 people.
1146
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,080
And I may 150 people.
1147
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,080
200 people in front of us.
1148
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,080
200 people in front of us.
1149
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,080
Right.
1150
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080
So, but, you know, Jack finds a good spot.
1151
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,080
I go to the restroom.
1152
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,080
Check it out.
1153
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,080
And I'm like, OK, already.
1154
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,080
Because I'm old.
1155
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:21,080
In fact, I'm like, I need to find a place to sit because I got baggage.
1156
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,080
She's broke and I have expanded for hours like that is not if I can walk in.
1157
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,080
I'm good.
1158
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,080
But if I just have to stay in for a long time, right.
1159
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,080
And like fuck some of my back.
1160
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,080
Yeah.
1161
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,080
So I try to never stand at all possible.
1162
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,080
And anyway,
1163
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:45,080
Well, you said if I'm moving, I'm good to go.
1164
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,080
But anyway, you get to what a while each is.
1165
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,080
I appreciate the sentiment.
1166
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,080
It's not a fat.
1167
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,080
It's a fact.
1168
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,080
Okay.
1169
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,080
It's called the sciatica.
1170
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,080
You know, it's.
1171
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,080
I'm back.
1172
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,080
I got.
1173
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,080
I got.
1174
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,080
I got.
1175
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,080
It hurts.
1176
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,080
It hurts.
1177
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,080
It hurts.
1178
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,080
It hurts.
1179
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,080
It hurts.
1180
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,080
It hurts.
1181
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,080
If you stay in so much longer, it hurts.
1182
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,080
Yeah.
1183
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,080
My dough.
1184
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,080
That's going out.
1185
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
But obviously that's interesting.
1186
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,080
It kills me here, man.
1187
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,080
See, and that's you can tell.
1188
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,080
I'm doing it for you guys.
1189
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,080
Yeah, he's hurting himself for the kids.
1190
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,080
So I'm like, all right.
1191
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:23,080
Well, I found a little place to sit and we could take a seat for a minute.
1192
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,080
We're still waiting on the show start, right?
1193
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,080
So like, go sit down for a minute, just like in a random spot.
1194
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,080
And then they're like, yeah, you know, you're not supposed to be over here.
1195
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,080
There's VIP, whatever else like.
1196
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,080
Well, yeah, yeah, I know.
1197
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,080
I knew you would be up for you.
1198
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,080
I knew that.
1199
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,080
I would have had the right wristband.
1200
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,080
And.
1201
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,080
And they offered to upgrade us right before the show.
1202
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,080
35 bucks.
1203
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,080
And I was like, what does that mean?
1204
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,080
I get a chair because I'm in.
1205
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,080
I'm in.
1206
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,080
I'll pay.
1207
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,080
You know, they.
1208
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,080
You know, they doing they doing drugs, man, yeah, man.
1209
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,080
Yeah.
1210
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,080
I mean, like, here's 50.
1211
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Yeah.
1212
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,080
That.
1213
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,080
That.
1214
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,080
So.
1215
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,080
So get down.
1216
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,080
Get my seat.
1217
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,080
Get up.
1218
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,080
Get back up.
1219
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,080
Get back in the line.
1220
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,080
You know, it behind them and everything.
1221
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,080
And there's like a group of 25 year oldish white dudes and one girl beside us too, right?
1222
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,080
For them.
1223
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,080
And so the guy, one of the, like, the chubby guy, the funny guy in the group, for sure.
1224
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,080
Because he had a mullet.
1225
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,080
And his hat was a little skew.
1226
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,080
Right.
1227
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:23,080
Was like, you know, he had his, everybody has their vape pens nowadays.
1228
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,080
You know.
1229
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,080
And so he's like, hitting his vape pen.
1230
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,080
And then he like, looks, he likes to say, hey.
1231
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,080
What a little juski or whatever you call it, whatever they call pens.
1232
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,080
Was a pinjeman, little, little bingey.
1233
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,080
So I'm like, yeah.
1234
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,080
And I'm like, looking at it and Jackson.
1235
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Yeah.
1236
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080
Jackson.
1237
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,080
Yeah.
1238
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,080
Jackson.
1239
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,080
No, thank you.
1240
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,080
And then I'm like, where should we hand it to me?
1241
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,080
Yeah.
1242
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,080
Yeah.
1243
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,080
I would take a little.
1244
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,080
And I called on.
1245
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,080
I was like, you're tackling.
1246
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,080
But.
1247
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,080
But he was like, dang up dad.
1248
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,080
I was like, dude, like, bro.
1249
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,080
Brood.
1250
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080
No, I told him.
1251
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,080
I didn't say dude drugs, man.
1252
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,080
You're right.
1253
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,080
Yeah.
1254
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,080
But I was like, you know, there's going to come a time in your life.
1255
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,080
Where you might want to try doing something.
1256
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,080
No, I'm trying to do something.
1257
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,080
And I was like, dude, you got to like, you got to have something life though, but not like heroin.
1258
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,080
Yeah.
1259
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,080
Like one day, if your buddies like, dude, I got this joint.
1260
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,080
You spoke it.
1261
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,080
I don't even know.
1262
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Like, it's part of growing up, man.
1263
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,080
Yeah, it's part of growing up.
1264
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,080
It's like, like, looks, man.
1265
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,080
This is bad.
1266
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:33,080
You know how, like, when on the food chain, we stop at cows.
1267
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,080
You know, we don't go past cows.
1268
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,080
We don't eat horses.
1269
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,080
You know, you know, you don't.
1270
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,080
Drugs are the same.
1271
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,080
You know, man, there's like, you know, you get up the, like, fun drugs.
1272
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,080
Like, you don't go up.
1273
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:50,080
You really good drugs like steak and then, yeah, we don't go past that.
1274
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,080
We don't eat human flesh.
1275
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,080
We don't eat, yeah, we're just out right there.
1276
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,080
No, you might, you might dabble in the exotic.
1277
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,080
No, but I told him, you know, I said, don't, I said smoking cigarettes is bad for you.
1278
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,080
Yeah, don't, there's no question about that.
1279
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,080
Everybody knows that bad for you.
1280
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,080
Having a few beers when you're older, especially when you're a baby, not bad for you.
1281
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,080
Not a problem.
1282
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,080
It's okay.
1283
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:16,080
Having a dube once in a while with your buds, that's okay.
1284
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,080
As long as he brings the roach back to you.
1285
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Right.
1286
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,080
He just let them hit it first.
1287
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:28,080
So if something's wrong, then he's the only thing that happens to them first.
1288
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,080
Yeah, man.
1289
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,080
Exactly.
1290
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,080
And so he'll have a joint you know, you didn't roll.
1291
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,080
He resisted the temptation of the devil's lettuce.
1292
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,080
I was proud of him for that.
1293
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,080
So then the show begins.
1294
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,080
The devil.
1295
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080
We did.
1296
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,080
If he wasn't there, he's not into that shit.
1297
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Yeah, he won't do it.
1298
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,080
No, he's he's pretty anti.
1299
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,080
He understands marijuana as a medicine.
1300
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:59,080
Like because we've had that conversation, you know, he's been he's he went to California for two weeks.
1301
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,080
So he, you know, he saw a droid by all the spentries and stuff.
1302
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,080
And he knows the smell.
1303
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,080
He's smelling, you know, right.
1304
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,080
This is a movie he'd be right now in his room.
1305
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,080
It was to be probably is.
1306
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,080
Yeah.
1307
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:18,080
But it's like, how do I get to him?
1308
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,080
There's nothing that we shared common.
1309
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,080
As we both.
1310
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,080
Anyway, so.
1311
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,080
No, so he's against it.
1312
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,080
That's good.
1313
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,080
So the first rappers come on and they do like a group act, which was good.
1314
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,080
I didn't know for it.
1315
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,080
I thought.
1316
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,080
That.
1317
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,080
That's what I was saying.
1318
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,080
I was saying.
1319
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Rapping.
1320
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,080
Like it's my first hip-hop show, okay?
1321
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,080
Right.
1322
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,080
So first one.
1323
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,080
I was seriously like legitimate hip-hop.
1324
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Not like.
1325
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,080
Right.
1326
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,080
We had white people.
1327
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,080
No, like.
1328
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,080
Okay.
1329
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,080
Yeah.
1330
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,080
I'm not being hit.
1331
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,080
I've never seen like.
1332
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,080
What what stupid white version of hip-hop?
1333
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,080
You go to what's so.
1334
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080
I don't know.
1335
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,080
I can't think of.
1336
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,080
I'm going to be a little.
1337
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,080
I know.
1338
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,080
I didn't even know.
1339
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,080
I never.
1340
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080
I never.
1341
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,080
I never.
1342
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,080
He was.
1343
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,080
He was the guy who did informer because I saw him.
1344
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,080
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1345
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,080
I never saw.
1346
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,080
I don't know the thing that.
1347
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:20,080
No, but we've got a music festivals and they would have like rap artists and stuff.
1348
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,080
Yeah.
1349
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080
But like, it wasn't like a like a full on.
1350
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,080
This is like a rap.
1351
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Contra.
1352
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080
Right.
1353
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1354
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,080
And like this was indoors.
1355
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Like not outdoors.
1356
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,080
Because I know you seen Cypress Hill.
1357
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,080
Sure.
1358
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080
Yeah.
1359
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,080
Like those guys.
1360
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,320
like, yeah. And they're cool and they're great. But I've never seen it. I've never been
1361
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,560
like, I haven't even seen it. But they were there with blinkaday 182. He was, yes, they
1362
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:48,600
were. Michael Romance. Who is? Sure. We're all gonna march in the black parade someday.
1363
00:48:48,600 --> 00:49:01,260
For whatever. Whatever. No, boy. Not again, no, wait a minute. No, anyway, it's not saying
1364
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:09,100
you're doing. You should be even Christmas anyway. So the show goes on. The first two guys
1365
00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:16,340
come on. They do a great job of trying and really trying hard. They did like rap like
1366
00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:20,060
one would rap when the other would rap and they do like a BC boys kind of thing. They would
1367
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:30,280
do a simultaneous. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I was like, all right. I was like, we're
1368
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,140
all right. I'm not gonna talk of you. He didn't even hold it all. He's like, what the
1369
00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:41,040
opportunity and the guy in the back side? Yeah. And so they come, they come out and they
1370
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,320
do their music and it was fine. It was fine. But it threw me off because they didn't,
1371
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:51,760
it was just two dudes on, on like a black stage. Right. Crappin. Like, there's no music,
1372
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:59,840
or even pretending there was a DJ. Yeah. Nothing. Like, and I expect at least like turntables,
1373
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:05,040
right? Yeah. That's the thing. You know, it's fine. So they do.
1374
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:11,160
Audio play the audio. Right. They do find at this point, I'm like, I gotta go sit down. And
1375
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:18,480
the place is starting to fill up as these like there's a total of five artists. Yeah. Right.
1376
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,680
And these are the first two. So by now it's probably about 20 to 35%. You know, it's
1377
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,480
fuller than it was. Getting to the point where you're like, okay, stuff's, you know, so
1378
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,920
then the next guy comes on. His name is Lick. I think our light. I don't know. It was a
1379
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,720
weird spelling. He does find great. And at this point, I'm like, listen, I gotta sit down.
1380
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,400
Like this is killing my legs. I'll give you shit about these guys. You guys not what I'm
1381
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:44,840
here for. I'm not here for anything. It is. I'm here for, well, and that's I'm like,
1382
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,360
I'm here for my kid. So I noticed, I'm like, Oh, you know, there's a whole section over
1383
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:57,040
there of 88 chairs, which is the Americans, this bill is that. And there's nobody in any
1384
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:02,040
of them. And I was like, dude, I don't give a shit. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go take a shot.
1385
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:06,680
Right. And so like I go and I sit down just for like a few minutes. Nobody says anything.
1386
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:10,520
I just kind of take the chair, you know, sit there for a few minutes. I'm like, okay, back,
1387
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:15,840
like feeling better legs are, you know, I'm good to go back up, back in the game. And
1388
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:22,080
I do that like another time as well and go back. And then at this point, the third artist is
1389
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:27,720
done. And so begins the actual show. So like the first three guys were just kind of like
1390
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:32,400
are the first two groups, which are three guys were just kind of like I think local guys
1391
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,200
who were just trying to get their name out there, right? And they were fine. And then comes
1392
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:45,200
out. And I know you know, this is friend young Newtie. No. Okay. Well, young Newtie is also
1393
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:52,400
a legitimate up and coming. Art artist young, why are you in G in U. D. Why? And he has some
1394
00:51:52,400 --> 00:52:00,400
songs that are recognizable. He has production value far above the other so far. Yes. Lasers
1395
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:07,560
and lights music. The music is significantly louder. Like the background like seriously,
1396
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,920
like the backing track is a lot louder than it was for the other people. Right. And you're
1397
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:18,720
like, Oh, they like turned on the speakers, right? So he begins this show and I'm like, dude,
1398
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:23,040
I told, so it's like slam pack full now at this point where we're at because we're like,
1399
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,960
they have the main floor. Then we're up on the first like sort of level, so like a half
1400
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:32,760
level, right? And it's, you know, it's 20 feet deep by 100 feet long, right? And so it's
1401
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,040
starting to get really crowded up there. Jack's got a good spot. So like you stay here. And
1402
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,680
I'm going to go sit down because like I just can't stand up. It's killing me. I'm sorry.
1403
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,320
And he's like, no, it's fine. That goes sit down. Nobody be old. I was like, you just stay
1404
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,000
here. He texts me if you need something and I'll push through all these idiots and get you
1405
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,160
know, and he's like, okay. So I guess I'm like, fuck it. I want to go sit back in the 88
1406
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:59,520
chairs. And so because like, fuck it, nobody else is just, there's no one there. Right.
1407
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:05,280
Right. Yeah. And I'm like, so I'm like going through my head like, what disabilities could
1408
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:12,440
I say I have if I'm confronted. So I sat down and I googled like what disabilities are
1409
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:18,680
covered under 88 and stuff. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, like, you know, PTSD and like all these
1410
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,600
other ones. And I'm like, like, okay, well, if they say anything, I'll just tell them I have
1411
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:26,680
diabetes because I legitimately deal with that on the right. I tell them I've typed you
1412
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:32,160
diabetes. They're not going to know any better. Right. And who cares? And so like, yeah,
1413
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:38,520
I need a back. I do need a back. I asked our stretch and it's what it is. So they, like I said,
1414
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:43,360
I sit and then young Newtie does his, his wraps. He's getting the crowd pumped up. He's doing
1415
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:47,360
a good job. I'm at this point. I'm like, all right. This is the difference. I now see the
1416
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:53,360
difference between like the two dudes who rap rhyme over each other. And then like this guy
1417
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,800
who has probably done some touring is legitimate artists, right? Right. And so I'm like, cool.
1418
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:05,040
Pretty good. And then he had a lot of he's still didn't have he had one other person with him.
1419
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:11,600
But the person was mostly he had just like a hype guy, right? And just like, well, so, yeah,
1420
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:15,280
you know, like, and that's cool. I get that. Yeah. It's weird being up there, I think, by
1421
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:22,080
yourself. And saying every eighth word, yeah, right. Just knowing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1422
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:29,200
And he loses his place. If he loses his place, then like he can pick up four of them and then
1423
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,320
you'll mind each other where they're doing. Right. And so and I'm sitting the whole time, like
1424
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:37,200
I said, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm hunkered down at this point. And like, I'm like, cool. So he does his
1425
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:42,160
thing. You know, and at this point, because now we're like an hour into the show, right?
1426
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:47,680
Maybe hour and a half. And young Newtie is, like I said, the third guy, at this point,
1427
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:53,920
this place is getting full, like, like, full on full. And this no longer,
1428
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:58,000
almost that. This was it. The film more in Charlotte.
1429
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,680
The film more, yeah. And so and it was sold out. Well, it was a sold out show.
1430
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:07,440
Right. And so it's like, it's just getting slam back full. Like people were starting to get
1431
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:13,600
spill out into the aisles. The ratios have gone back to what I expected, which I think was good.
1432
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:19,280
Everybody was in a great mood. Right. Like nobody was in their fighting. There was no, there's no fight.
1433
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:24,560
Yeah, going to a concert. Yeah. Like everybody was there for the same thing. They wanted to have fun.
1434
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:29,440
There was like a mosh pit, but it was not violent. Like I said, one person passed out. But it wasn't like
1435
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,320
a fight. It was just they got to have mosh pits at rap concert. Well, I mean, they dance and something.
1436
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:40,800
Yeah. I mean, it's different now. It's different now. Yeah. Like, that's how people like dance.
1437
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,200
They like to feel the movement. It really is. It's different now, man. Like the whole of that
1438
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,760
whole scene is different. Right. It was great. And like, and so, so again, I'm like still chilling.
1439
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:55,600
And then young or a jid comes on the stage. And jid is from Atlanta.
1440
00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:01,200
So he's a big, you know, he's a pretty big artist. He has a great song of Fortnite that you probably know.
1441
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,920
Brad, you played Fortnite before. So it's like, when it's like,
1442
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:11,120
Deborah, Deborah, and I take them down the pound town, and then, and then, and then get in the round sound.
1443
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:16,880
He would know it. I can't do it. But you would know it if you saw it. I'll try to find it.
1444
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,320
I'm not right now, but because I don't want to, we can't do it anyway. But he's all right.
1445
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:31,840
He's like, I'll sit in the chair. He comes out and he's like, hey, what's up, Charlotte? And then he's got,
1446
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:41,200
he's got a DJ with a laptop and like, turn tables that aren't turning. And that's fine. Because I think
1447
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,440
it was more for, I think the laptop nowadays, you know, well, you can do all. Well, no, they, they have
1448
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:50,800
the, the don't turn that you can actually do the scratching and probably do. Yeah, that makes sense.
1449
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:58,480
And so, and he had his mic and he was very much like me. So he just kept saying Charlotte the whole time.
1450
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:10,640
Like, we're all here. Like you know, we're here. We're from Charlotte. And so, but it was fine. He did
1451
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:17,920
a jet brought tons of energy. Like it got very, very, very hyped up in there. People are
1452
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:23,920
everything. And I'm still just relaxing in the, in the 80 AC. And at this point, people have come
1453
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,880
and gone. Another older guy, probably a little younger than me, sits down, eats his nachos there,
1454
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,600
gets up, comes back and sits down again. And I might get it. Like we didn't look, we didn't make eye
1455
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:43,040
contact, but we both knew we both knew we neither one of us was disabled. But then like an employee comes
1456
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:48,160
over and sits down. Yeah. And they're off. Do they have a beer and something? I'm like, cool. This is
1457
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:53,440
all right. I think we're going to make it. And then as the show, you know, we're now at like the
1458
00:57:53,440 --> 00:58:00,000
945 mark. Jim went off for almost an hour by himself. And so 945, like 10 o'clock. And I'm like, okay,
1459
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,400
we're kind of, we got to be getting to the end of this. And then I start sitting here thinking,
1460
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:09,280
you know, because I'm just like kind of waiting. And then I'm like, wait, do all the people,
1461
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,840
because there's like EMS people, security guards, employees of the place, all walking around
1462
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:19,040
the whole time, right? And then I'm like, real, I'm like, wait, do they think I really do have a
1463
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:26,240
disability? What disability do they think that I have? I wonder. Like because none of them even
1464
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:33,600
bad at eye that I was there. Yeah. They're like, you know, they can't ask. Yeah. And yeah, that too,
1465
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,920
yeah, but they were keeping their eye on you just in case they were making sure that you know, he
1466
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:50,400
don't pull on you. You're not in the middle. He's like, he is disabled. We knew it. He's
1467
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:58,400
slopped. He's slopped. He's slopped. He's slopped. He's like, you did. But yeah, so then I became a
1468
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:03,360
little offended that I was like, well, I've got to figure out what they think I have.
1469
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:10,640
So did you when you got like, now's the room when you got up, did you do the? No, when I got up,
1470
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,040
I was like, the show's over. Let's get the fuck out of here. We got to beat this traffic because
1471
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,240
then I immediately went back to dad mode, where I'm like, we have to get homeless quickly.
1472
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:25,280
Stopping. He on the road on the way back to the call. I gotta pee that. No, no, let's go.
1473
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:34,320
Hey, we got bottles. We fine. But no, so it was fun though. We had a good time. I
1474
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:41,040
like said, I didn't know it. I felt bad because I tried to listen to it and I do like some of his
1475
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:46,000
stuff, but I just couldn't get like into it and do it, right? It's not for me. It's not for me.
1476
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,520
And I feel the same way. I like, it's cool. I'm okay to listen, but it's just not for me.
1477
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:56,160
But so I asked Jack at the end, I was like, hey, so we're driving back home. And I'm like, was
1478
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:02,080
the show good or not? Which seems like a dumb question to ask. I feel like it dumpers because I
1479
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:08,160
enjoyed it. Again, I don't know. I knew maybe two of the songs, three of the songs, but the guy
1480
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:14,640
put on the reason it was for Jack. So, you know, right, right. But the guy put on a good show.
1481
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,640
Jack was like, I can barely talk because I was singing a long, long time. Good. And I'm like,
1482
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:24,960
you want to say any word? Then get your ass kicked. So that's for the white people. We're off, man.
1483
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:38,960
Right. It's the one time you can do a dad. I'm like, that's it. Yeah, we were calling everybody
1484
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,760
nerds. Yeah. Boids. A bunch of noides. Nicholas. Yeah. Yeah. Nicholas. So, yeah. So we're driving like
1485
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,320
said, he said he had fun. He only, he only, he only didn't play one song that he wanted to hear,
1486
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,920
which is good. You know, if you hear most of the songs you want to hear about one, that's where I,
1487
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:57,760
yeah. But yeah. So that was my adventure to Jid and the luxury of ADA City, which let me just say
1488
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,680
this. Let me call you out for this film, Orange Harlot. First of all, thank you for having those seats
1489
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,480
there. And thank you for making sure I was able to see them. Thank Franklin D Rose. Thank you,
1490
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:12,720
Franklin D. I always think FDR every day. Every day I wake up and say thank you FDR for letting me
1491
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:23,520
T C B. Yeah. And then I go to work. I do a back flip. That's why I'm. That kind of full split.
1492
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,680
Go.
1493
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:35,520
Full split and bring yourself back up. Yeah. Pulling up. Yeah. Pulling up. Here we go. Just
1494
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:46,480
pop off. Yeah. Every morning. Every morning. Every morning. I may. I like. Yep. So no, I wish I can't
1495
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:54,160
wake up. I'm sorry. I wake up at 5.50. Yeah. Close enough to six. But anyway, so. So yeah, no, it was
1496
01:01:54,160 --> 01:02:02,160
super fun. But the only thing I was going to say is the, I will say ADA seats are not uncomfortable.
1497
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:10,480
And to me as a, not a disabled person, I feel like I should advocate for disabled people who can't speak
1498
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:21,600
up. No, they had to be comfortable. Because all of them can speak. They don't have the forum,
1499
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,640
Alan, they don't have the public forum. The award. Yeah. You tell me award winning public forum.
1500
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:32,000
The likely you'd like to buy us. We can make a positive impact on the world right now.
1501
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:39,200
I stand corrected. I say this is the ADA seat. There's a hard one to say. Yeah. Couldn't you put a
1502
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:44,320
cushion in their bitch? I'm a Christian in that. Couldn't you get like better than pulling chairs
1503
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:52,160
a little bit? Not a lot. Just enough. But all in all, great time. We made it home by 12.45.
1504
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:59,520
Hey, great. Good job. Good to have been. A lot worse. So there you go. And that's my Christmas story,
1505
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:06,400
friend for you this year. Is it Christmas, friend? We'll get more Christmas. We didn't realize last week.
1506
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:13,760
Yeah. How many shows we haven't December? We could have waited a week or two for it to start
1507
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:19,520
the Christmas shit. But it was still fun. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. But now it was. I mean,
1508
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:26,960
it's not good. It's about second week in December. Yeah. I invited him back on and doing his thing.
1509
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:36,240
And he said, no, he's coming back. No, he's in. He said, no. Yeah, he's like, go fuck yourself.
1510
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:40,320
All the time. He's like, go fuck yourself in my blow. Oh, I'm like, I don't know.
1511
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:44,800
Thanks, give it. Don't. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's giving us over.
1512
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:54,080
I'm off the clock, bitch. So anyway, but yeah, I know it was great. We'll be back next week,
1513
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:58,240
probably with more Christmas delights. Yeah. Maybe I don't know. We'll see.
1514
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:02,880
If anybody has anything else to say now, speak now or forever, hold your piece.
1515
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:12,480
I'm positive. All right. Good night, everybody. We'll see you next time for the 217th edition.
1516
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Hey, why would you like to podcast Christmas in Greece? I'll try to make Fred do a live
1517
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music piece. Yes. Christmas song. We are laughing. We are very good friends.
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Good vibes. Sharing a special moment.
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Yeah.
1520
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That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over.
1521
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Just hang loose blood. You've got to catch up on the rebar on the mess.
1522
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Oh, what a thing. Come on, what is it?
1523
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Well, thanks all folks.
1524
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I still have Easter, baby.
1525
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I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
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As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1527
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Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me sure.
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