Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

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Episode Summary

This week, on a spooky new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're joined by Linda Fay to talk about the boob psychic, Ms. Cleo, and scam psychics. Fred sorta tells us the history of Halloween, Taco Tuesday and maybe he slides some other stuff in there too, if you know what I mean. We also have a heaping helping of Fredline News, as we learn about the smartest artist in history, getting married and McDonalds, Chris Brown's Popeyes money, the best Halloween display of all time, and the guy that inspired the heart attack cafe. Free dimes! Happy Halloween!

Episode Notes

This week, on a spooky new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're joined by Linda Fay to talk about the boob psychic, Ms. Cleo, and scam psychics. Fred sorta tells us the history of Halloween, Taco Tuesday and maybe he slides some other stuff in there too, if you know what I mean. We also have a heaping helping of Fredline News, as we learn about the smartest artist in history, getting married and McDonalds, Chris Brown's Popeyes money, the best Halloween display of all time, and the guy that inspired the heart attack cafe. Free dimes! Happy Halloween! 

Episode Transcription

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Hey guys and gals, it's your old buddy Parker for the Black Link and Collective Podcast.

 

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I just want to let you know, the first half of tonight's episode is haunted by the ghost

 

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of poor audio quality.

 

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After that, it clears itself up, so sit back, relax, enjoy, and we're sorry.

 

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Happy Halloween!

 

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Fathom your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.

 

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With your most, Parker.

 

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Featuring the seltry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.

 

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Let's go already!

 

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And now let's start the show.

 

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Welcome, welcome, vannin' all to the 115th edition of the Black Link and Collective Podcast.

 

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The only podcast that sucks more than me!

 

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Haha!

 

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I'm so glad you joined us and we appreciate your support so very much.

 

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You can keep up with the show at BLCpodcast.com.

 

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Please drop us a like or a follow on X, Facebook, Instagram and our TikTok.

 

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Please rate us on your favorite podcast platform now on Irish and sell all your friends.

 

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And now, the only man that can give Black Yula a run for his money in the dog department

 

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eats Fred!

 

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Hi, thanks Master!

 

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This one is Igor.

 

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I'm going to be a regular.

 

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Hey, Igor!

 

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Thanks, it's glad to be on the show.

 

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Happy Halloween to all you freaky folks out there dressed up as slutty nurses or slutty ambulance

 

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drivers or slutty smuts.

 

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Exactly.

 

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And I want to introduce my friend and all the way from Hollywood, California via Chicago

 

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Kanye West.

 

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And the boy.

 

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What's he doing?

 

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Nothing.

 

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Oh, you know what I'm saying?

 

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You know what I'm saying?

 

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Yeah, I believe it's Lyric of Genius.

 

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Yeah, he even gives one thing right.

 

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All he has got is his own.

 

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All right, well welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.

 

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Of course, it is the 150th episode of the Black Link, like the podcast.

 

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It's also our spooky Halloween episode, possibly.

 

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I don't know how spooky is going to be.

 

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Oh, it's about to be spooky because Alan just about suffocated on that.

 

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That's tough.

 

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No, that was rough.

 

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I can tell.

 

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I'd like, when he, like the brand, he actually breathed.

 

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Yeah.

 

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But that's what it feels like to Kanye.

 

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Now you know.

 

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Oh, yeah.

 

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I'm so glad I'm not Kanye.

 

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We're all not gonna be.

 

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It is of course our show that we're on.

 

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And tonight we have, and I don't know where this is going to go, guys.

 

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I don't know if we're going to be talking to some spirits or what, but tonight as soon

 

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as Alan hits the button, we're going to be joined by our old friend, Linda Faye.

 

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There she is.

 

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I'm not even for my great voice that I have.

 

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So welcome to show Linda.

 

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Happy Halloween.

 

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Happy Halloween.

 

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Yeah, hours away at this point.

 

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Well, one just drove into the house.

 

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So Linda is of course a terror reader and medium friend.

 

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She check her out on Linda's spiritual corner on Facebook.

 

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And oh, I know, I know my voices are bad, but then you don't have to cry about it.

 

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I'm making the promise shit.

 

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I know.

 

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I get it.

 

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I get it.

 

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It's what's coming.

 

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That's the problem.

 

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She's like, it's about to happen.

 

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It's not going to be.

 

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So welcome to show Linda.

 

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How are you doing this evening?

 

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I am good.

 

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I was just having a bit trouble earlier, but it's all good now.

 

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Happy to the best of us.

 

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Yeah.

 

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If you haven't.

 

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Yeah, if you haven't ruined the attempt to getting on the show, you haven't been on the

 

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show yet.

 

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I can't tell you.

 

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Fred is thoroughly screwed as a bore out.

 

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It's good to me.

 

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It's good to me.

 

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Sometimes my thing would just go out in the middle of the episode and it'll just be like,

 

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oh, and he's gone.

 

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And then try to pat and then get in bad.

 

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No.

 

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It was kind of.

 

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It's fine.

 

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It's fine.

 

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It's fine.

 

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Well, Linda, so let me ask you from a, again, we just like to still talk about you,

 

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you know, you need to be serious, you're medium, you obviously you've been on the show.

 

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You've been an awesome job before.

 

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What is your, I guess, take on Halloween?

 

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Is it like, is it like scary?

 

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Is it like, I mean, and be honest with you know, we wouldn't know.

 

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I'm not going to be like, hey, you need to like bring up like that.

 

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I definitely don't want that.

 

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But like, is it like, is it?

 

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So it's first of all, is devil's night a real thing?

 

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That's what November 1st or whatever.

 

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And then is Halloween like evil neutral?

 

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Great.

 

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What do you think?

 

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Um, I'm trying to think, um, for me personally, I never really gave a thought about Halloween

 

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like that because it's always been by a truck and treating, taking the kids can't eat

 

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all that.

 

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But when I really look about or dive in more about the origins of a Halloween, it's not

 

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scary when people made out to be the makes sense, the origins of Halloween.

 

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So for me, it can be both depends on what you're doing on the day of Halloween, whether you

 

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play Reggie board or, you know, messing the spirits.

 

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It's, it's what you do basically on Halloween.

 

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You make good a bad, I think.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Now, Alan and I were on a friend, his brother's podcast, who he just started, they just

 

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started podcast.

 

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Um, earlier this week and we were talking about ghost and spirits and such.

 

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And like I, I do believe in ghosts, but I only believe in ghosts because of like my experience

 

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with them, not that it's been bad or anything, generally speaking, they've been pretty cool.

 

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But it's one of those things like, like, like, Luigi board.

 

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I don't want to mess with it.

 

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Don't need it.

 

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Fred, I feel like Fred loves Luigi boards.

 

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No, I, I, I, I, I've never even seen one like in person.

 

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Every, on a movie, somebody was like, you want to play with a weed and I've been, Nope, 40

 

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years.

 

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Like a Nintendo weed, you're like, no, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

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The decisions been made.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Yeah.

 

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No, my sister was really big into that.

 

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And she was like, in, in our old house, Alan, I used to be roommates and she was like, I'm

 

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bringing the Ouija board over and I was like, you are absolutely not doing that.

 

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No.

 

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Like, there's no reason to buck with that stuff.

 

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Like, I mean, that's my thing.

 

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Okay, I'm, I am dumb.

 

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I do lots of dumb things in my life, but I'm smart enough to realize some things are better

 

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left undone.

 

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Why?

 

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Yeah.

 

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Don't mess with them.

 

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And you'll be fine.

 

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Just let the professional.

 

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I'm not.

 

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You're not going to let the professionals do it.

 

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Let the professionals do it.

 

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Not me.

 

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Yeah.

 

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But yeah, it's one of those.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Yeah.

 

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That was the ghost of Kanye.

 

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Okay.

 

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So we're going to get off the subject.

 

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We just want to know that.

 

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Yeah.

 

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No, no.

 

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No, no.

 

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What the fuck?

 

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Oh, so I got a little history on the ores of a Halloween.

 

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What's here, friend?

 

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Okay.

 

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Love to hear your news.

 

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The age century, back then, there was a Celtic festival called Shaman.

 

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Shaham.

 

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Shaham.

 

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Shaham.

 

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Shaham.

 

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Yeah.

 

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And so these people, they were like bonfires.

 

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They were like bonfires and were costumes to do with all ghosts.

 

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And then, uh, Pope Gregory III designated, um, nobun with the first as a time to honor all

 

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saints.

 

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And all saints day was incorporated.

 

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And then some of the traditions of Samaham carried over into all saints day.

 

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So the day before.

 

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I'm trying to say, Shalali.

 

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No, it's HMHAIN.

 

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I'm trying to say Shemouw.

 

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Shalali.

 

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Shalali.

 

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But so the day before was separate Shalali together.

 

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No one is all Hallow's Eve and then later became overtime, it became Halloween.

 

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So, right.

 

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Back around.

 

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So did they give out candy back then or no?

 

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No, I think they just hit the kids with sticks.

 

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Oh, that's fun.

 

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They hit them with the Shalali.

 

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Beating the demons out of them.

 

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So why's that doing?

 

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I get it.

 

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But they're doing that.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Come on, Johnny.

 

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Even be today.

 

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I totally get it because like it's been asked up lately.

 

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I don't mind.

 

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Yeah.

 

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The world.

 

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In a different time, it would be beatings to go around.

 

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Now there's only hugs.

 

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With sticks.

 

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Yeah, they were excited.

 

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I told them.

 

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Back in the day, I had to tell them about crampus.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Like we're close enough.

 

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We're close enough to the crampus thing now.

 

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We're guys getting it to chill out.

 

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Yep.

 

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I love crampus.

 

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I think crampus is awesome.

 

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Yeah.

 

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I would have totally been put in sticks and beaten with rods though if I was.

 

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I'm not sure if I was.

 

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So Linda, what's been going on with you?

 

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Anything exciting?

 

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Anything new?

 

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Uh, no.

 

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It's same shit.

 

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Different day kind of thing.

 

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Nothing really like too exciting or out there.

 

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As is I'm trying, I think I'm the point of my life where I'm trying to have better time

 

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management of my clients when I do mediumship because back then, you know, when the first

 

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time we first met, I had a better time management is always clients after clients back to back,

 

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you know, and so now they're like, well, my spirit team, they're like, you need to have

 

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better time management because we're kind of thinking of the spirits.

 

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It takes all your energy.

 

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So they kind of like, I guess, quote unquote, slow down, not client.

 

237

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I think that makes it because I like you.

 

238

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You don't reach out.

 

239

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Sounds okay.

 

240

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I guess.

 

241

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I'm trying to better time management of my clients and balance out my life, you know, stuff

 

242

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like that.

 

243

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Sure.

 

244

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You know, that's okay.

 

245

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That's only open from five to eight.

 

246

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Right.

 

247

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We're only available from six to four to five.

 

248

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Oh, but we call it me a four, four to five, so much.

 

249

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They never.

 

250

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Yeah, I definitely get it.

 

251

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We'll see that's the difference between Linda though and some of our, I, so Linda, I'm

 

252

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going to drop this on you because I didn't, I don't think you're ready for this.

 

253

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But the reason I asked you about that is because I noticed and you had mentioned, we spoke about

 

254

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this a little bit briefly, um, you ran into a, a sort of a scammer, um, a psychic or a, I

 

255

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guess a medium scammer, psychic scammer who, who has people to send pictures of their,

 

256

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their bare chest.

 

257

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And he would do readings based on like their nipple placement and stuff.

 

258

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And I thought that was, I, I sincerely thought it was like a prank.

 

259

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Oh, is that real?

 

260

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It didn't do that.

 

261

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It's real.

 

262

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Um, his name on take, well, it's not going to give him more platform to him.

 

263

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I would give him the platform.

 

264

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Yeah.

 

265

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It's not.

 

266

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He's not.

 

267

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It's like, well, it's not that, but that's the first one that was totally like outrageous.

 

268

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Like do women not love themselves enough to send intimate parts to quote a cool psychic,

 

269

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you know, so your balls, I might be a ball reader, you know, balls, we, we, we, we, we,

 

270

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something.

 

271

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I thought Alan's been, Alan's been working on that for years.

 

272

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Relentially.

 

273

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Relentially.

 

274

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Well, so, go ahead.

 

275

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No, no, I was going to say so.

 

276

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So this guy's a legit guy on on TikTok.

 

277

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Like you said, is that like, is that pretty prevalent on TikTok like the kind of scam people?

 

278

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I mean, I know people are, yeah, idiots generally speaking, but I mean, myself included, but

 

279

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I mean, I guess that's probably pretty prevalent.

 

280

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A lot of people just kind of like, hey, we're going to, you know, let me look at your butthole,

 

281

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like I said, and I'll tell you, you're great.

 

282

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Can you read my nipples?

 

283

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Right.

 

284

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I volunteered.

 

285

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I was going to send mine to, to that guy.

 

286

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And as soon as Linda tells us his TikTok handle, I'm totally going to do it and see what

 

287

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my reading is.

 

288

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I'll shave my chest and everything.

 

289

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So, you know, it's, yeah, am I pretty?

 

290

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It's a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty.

 

291

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But I've never seen that before, but like in the clip, you know, I showed, he even himself,

 

292

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this is completely, completely new.

 

293

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He created it.

 

294

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And so it's like, okay, it opens up a whole world of possibilities.

 

295

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That's just dirty, man.

 

296

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It's just he created it.

 

297

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I'm going to perfect it.

 

298

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Right.

 

299

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I thought he thought it's not a professional.

 

300

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I'll say, it's not just a professional.

 

301

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Right.

 

302

00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680

That's the thing.

 

303

00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:56,400

Like, I don't see how you get a professional, how anyone could fall for that one, you know?

 

304

00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:04,040

It's, and then today on TikTok, when I was scrolling, oh my god, this quote, unquote,

 

305

00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:08,840

like, you know how to say, talk lives in Kimbering and gas on TikTok?

 

306

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Well, she's fine with that.

 

307

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And then she told this gas, oh, follower that she's been cursed by medieval witch.

 

308

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And I recorded it too.

 

309

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I was like, why did people fall for these kind of things?

 

310

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Why?

 

311

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I'm like, I'm a medieval witch.

 

312

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I have every quarter, so I'd be more than happy to send you a video, but oh my god.

 

313

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And then she's like, you were being cursed by medieval bitch.

 

314

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You know, you did something bad, blah, blah, blah.

 

315

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Now the witch has cursed you.

 

316

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Now that's why you have bad love.

 

317

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That's so generic.

 

318

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That's funny.

 

319

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Because they're like, what medieval witch has cursed me?

 

320

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I live in St.Dustin, Ohio.

 

321

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Yeah.

 

322

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That's crazy.

 

323

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But that's, you know, that's, that's the thing.

 

324

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And I understand why people, I don't understand why people are like, I don't understand

 

325

00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,200

what's skeptic.

 

326

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I don't understand.

 

327

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Like the office, like you said, why people would be like, hey, I'm totally buying this because

 

328

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I mean, there's been, you know, so I want to get your opinion on some of the most famous.

 

329

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I don't want to call them scams, but like psychic kind of things of all time.

 

330

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And you tell me what your opinion on it.

 

331

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Now, of course, we're a little older than that, believe it.

 

332

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I mean, Fred Allen and all of us are probably a little older than you, but I remember the

 

333

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constant in the 90s growing up.

 

334

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There was constantly one person on TV.

 

335

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Right.

 

336

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Yeah.

 

337

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For themselves to be a psychic.

 

338

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I'm sure anyone in this, and either one of them can tell you who it is.

 

339

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It's clear.

 

340

00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400

Oh, it's clear.

 

341

00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400

It's a problem in that.

 

342

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Oh, God.

 

343

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Oh, God.

 

344

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Now.

 

345

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Everybody knows what's clear.

 

346

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So I don't even know if she was a scam or not.

 

347

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I don't know how any of them know.

 

348

00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960

She was.

 

349

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Yes, she was.

 

350

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Yeah.

 

351

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No, she was.

 

352

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And like I watched the documentary on her and she was from like Baltimore or somewhere like

 

353

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really she was a performance.

 

354

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She was a stage performer.

 

355

00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200

Oh, okay.

 

356

00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:14,440

And so like she was she had a she had a show and she did that like accent.

 

357

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Right.

 

358

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She played that part and a dude was like, oh, let's make some money.

 

359

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Yes.

 

360

00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,600

She went in for a infomercial.

 

361

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She was going in for and they she did the accent.

 

362

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Then it caught on and that's when like so it said millions of people called her hotline.

 

363

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Yeah.

 

364

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Whether for a little entertainment or because they really believe Miss Cleo might have the

 

365

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answers, but the readings were hardly free because it was always like calming out for a

 

366

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free reading.

 

367

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Colors would find themselves on the hooks for as much as $300 per call.

 

368

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And the psychic on the other end of the line was not TV's Miss Cleo who in fact was an

 

369

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actress and playwright from LA.

 

370

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But one of dozens of contract readers who got paid based on how long he could keep

 

371

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the caller on the line.

 

372

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The Federal Trade Commission got the operation shut down in 2002 after suing the owners from

 

373

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multiple accounts of unfair trading practices without admitting guilt.

 

374

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The owners agreed to forget $500, $500 million in phone charges and pay $5 million a penny.

 

375

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It gave.

 

376

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They forgave the call.

 

377

00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,800

Yeah, we're just not going to charge.

 

378

00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:19,680

Yeah, because back then dude, you know, like, I mean, that was a thing like paying for phone

 

379

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calls like 900 numbers and stuff like that.

 

380

00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040

I was like all the time.

 

381

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I remember I got excited to forget.

 

382

00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,360

I think they were forced to.

 

383

00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360

Yeah, well, forget.

 

384

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They pretty loose term.

 

385

00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360

Yeah.

 

386

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So do you remember Miss Cleo?

 

387

00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360

I heard about it.

 

388

00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:41,200

I heard you talking about it and stuff.

 

389

00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,480

They still they still do that though.

 

390

00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,360

Like they still have like psychic hotlines, man.

 

391

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Like yeah, they have like that.

 

392

00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:52,160

I think it's like LA hot LA, uh, psychic hotline or something like that.

 

393

00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:57,480

I'm saying the commercial for recently, but yeah, they still, uh, they still do that.

 

394

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I mean, I get it, you know, people, everybody's looking for answers, you know, I mean, it's

 

395

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one of those things.

 

396

00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:08,920

Are you are you up on, uh, so one that's kind of newer is the, uh, I've never watched

 

397

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the show, but the long Island medium.

 

398

00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,160

You've heard of her.

 

399

00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,160

Have you seen the show?

 

400

00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,880

Um, bits and pieces clips of it.

 

401

00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,120

Right.

 

402

00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:27,120

Um, it's kind of like with like John Edwards and Tyler Henry and Matt Faker, those popular

 

403

00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,360

mediums.

 

404

00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:35,880

Uh, I honestly think they are truly gifted, but is this, I noticed how, remember of Alan's

 

405

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reading, I was very in depth in detail upon this mall and everything for them.

 

406

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They weren't really in depth in detail.

 

407

00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,920

Yeah, to keep it vague.

 

408

00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:52,520

Yeah, I was wondering why they were like vague and more generic, but at the same time, I

 

409

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understand is because of time limit.

 

410

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Right.

 

411

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And it's so much energy in the room that you don't know who's who, you know, right.

 

412

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So I can't understand why you shorten your reading and try to be generic and stuff in

 

413

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the maintenance.

 

414

00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000

That's crazy.

 

415

00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,640

There was one guy back in the day, too, like he had a show.

 

416

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I don't know if it was like, um, an informal type show, but it was a show and he had a studio

 

417

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audience and he'd be up there and he'd be like, okay.

 

418

00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,320

Um, that's John Edwards.

 

419

00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,320

That's John Edwards.

 

420

00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320

Is that him?

 

421

00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,320

Is John Edwards?

 

422

00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,920

Yeah, he'd be like, uh, dude, but I got to with the K somebody here with the K over here

 

423

00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920

in this area.

 

424

00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,560

And it was like, my name's Karen.

 

425

00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,560

You.

 

426

00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560

Oh, yeah.

 

427

00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,560

Yes.

 

428

00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,560

You complain a lot.

 

429

00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,560

Yeah.

 

430

00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,560

Yeah.

 

431

00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:45,640

Yeah.

 

432

00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,640

Yeah.

 

433

00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,640

Okay.

 

434

00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,640

That's the name.

 

435

00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640

Okay.

 

436

00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,640

I think I think that was it.

 

437

00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,640

Yeah.

 

438

00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,640

You know, I remember that show though.

 

439

00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,280

I always thought that was kind of, I know if it's real or not.

 

440

00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280

I don't know.

 

441

00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,600

Like I said, I, yeah, John Edwards.

 

442

00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600

That was his name.

 

443

00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,600

John Edwards.

 

444

00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,600

Yeah.

 

445

00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,840

He was John Edward McGee, Jr.

 

446

00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840

Yeah.

 

447

00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,840

Crossing over was the show.

 

448

00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,840

Crossing over.

 

449

00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,840

Yeah.

 

450

00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,840

I was like, your dad, great grandmother's.

 

451

00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,840

Yeah.

 

452

00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840

Yeah.

 

453

00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,840

Yeah.

 

454

00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,840

Crossing over.

 

455

00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,160

That's like, it was only last four years.

 

456

00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,680

It seemed like so much longer.

 

457

00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,680

Really?

 

458

00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:27,000

At the time, at that time, every show on TV was about mediums and 2000 to 2004.

 

459

00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000

Really?

 

460

00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000

Yeah.

 

461

00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000

You know, I thought I was joking.

 

462

00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000

You were the father.

 

463

00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,480

I thought I was a lot younger than what I saw.

 

464

00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480

Yeah.

 

465

00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,480

Yeah.

 

466

00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480

What was the simple time, Brad?

 

467

00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,480

Yeah.

 

468

00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,480

2000.

 

469

00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,480

Yeah.

 

470

00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,480

Yeah.

 

471

00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,480

It really was a simple time, Brad.

 

472

00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480

Yeah.

 

473

00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,920

Because I remember they came out with all of them shows at that one time.

 

474

00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,920

It was just like over there.

 

475

00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,920

Yeah.

 

476

00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,920

Yeah.

 

477

00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:59,000

And like, I don't know who, who kind of started it was, was there like a medium who like,

 

478

00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,400

got that, it was the young warwick is the one who started it.

 

479

00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400

Yeah.

 

480

00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,400

Yeah.

 

481

00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400

Yeah.

 

482

00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400

The young warwick did.

 

483

00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400

Yeah.

 

484

00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400

Yeah.

 

485

00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400

Okay.

 

486

00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,400

Yeah.

 

487

00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,400

We're in Houston style.

 

488

00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400

Yeah.

 

489

00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,400

Yeah.

 

490

00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400

Yeah.

 

491

00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,400

Yeah.

 

492

00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,400

And then from there, we wanted to.

 

493

00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,400

I guess it turned into a business and.

 

494

00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,780

And I guess it in, and I guess in Lyndon, your case that, you know, that's the biggest thing

 

495

00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:31,480

everybody thinks is a business and like I mean, in your case, I guess you do want to make

 

496

00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,040

something because you're not doing it for the money.

 

497

00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,240

It's more like, right.

 

498

00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,240

We know your legit.

 

499

00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,240

That's the thing.

 

500

00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240

Yeah.

 

501

00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,240

Oh, yeah.

 

502

00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,240

Honestly, we had, I'm not kidding.

 

503

00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,240

I know.

 

504

00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,240

I don't say that lately.

 

505

00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,720

Like, any doubts that we could have had going into it, you immediately were like, no, I was

 

506

00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,240

like, no, this is a real shit and like crazy.

 

507

00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,240

Yeah.

 

508

00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240

And a good one.

 

509

00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,480

And a good one under the shows and talked about the chance.

 

510

00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,480

Yeah.

 

511

00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,640

We were talking about you on the no new friends podcast last week.

 

512

00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,640

Yeah.

 

513

00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,520

So everybody in radio landlisten to the no new friends podcast.

 

514

00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,400

There's a lot of the podcast in Orlando.

 

515

00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400

Yeah.

 

516

00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400

They had it.

 

517

00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400

It's true.

 

518

00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400

I don't know what that means, but it's true.

 

519

00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400

Yeah.

 

520

00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,400

I don't know what it means.

 

521

00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,840

And our fan shout out to our fan.

 

522

00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840

Yeah.

 

523

00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,840

Yeah.

 

524

00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,840

It's a sophisticated gentleman and we'll be waiting a way to be a fan guy.

 

525

00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840

That's what we did show.

 

526

00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,480

Next the first man we ever met.

 

527

00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,480

Yeah.

 

528

00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,000

There wasn't like related to us.

 

529

00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000

Yeah.

 

530

00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000

Yeah.

 

531

00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,360

I mean, I was like, I like your show.

 

532

00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360

We're like, yeah, you don't.

 

533

00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,360

Yeah.

 

534

00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,360

You can do as well with you.

 

535

00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,240

We know what this man you're on drugs.

 

536

00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,800

Give me so you're obviously Orlando Florida drugs.

 

537

00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,800

Yeah.

 

538

00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,960

Some of that delicious Florida meth.

 

539

00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,600

So so yeah, Linda of course, like I said, you know, so you have even busy.

 

540

00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,760

Have you been like, I know you've been doing a lot of promotion for yourself.

 

541

00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,920

I've been trying to keep an eye on you know, keep tabs.

 

542

00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,400

And I know you've been doing a lot of promoting.

 

543

00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,280

Have you been has that kind of been turned into?

 

544

00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,160

I like you said you've been have you been overwhelmed?

 

545

00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,160

Have you been like kind of like where you have you said you had to slow down a little bit?

 

546

00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:14,120

So I think it's to be honest, I don't know what it is.

 

547

00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:20,080

Is this more like giving people readings and just posting on TikTok and that's it?

 

548

00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080

Yeah.

 

549

00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,760

You know, I'm not really like making, you know, money out of it, you know, obviously, because

 

550

00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,960

it's free reading, you know, so for me, I don't know.

 

551

00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,640

Is this more like giving people healing other need?

 

552

00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,640

Yeah.

 

553

00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,760

So you're probably done money.

 

554

00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,760

Yeah.

 

555

00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,720

And well, and like we know you're in it for the right reasons, like we know that you're gifted

 

556

00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:48,520

and that you it's it's really seems like you come from a place of caring for other people,

 

557

00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,520

which I don't know that everyone in the in your industry does that like you said, there's

 

558

00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,120

always going to be in any industry.

 

559

00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,040

There's always going to be some bad eggs.

 

560

00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,960

Some people who are only doing it for for selfish gains or for, you know, reasons that

 

561

00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:06,600

are unbeknownst to regular people, but I like I said, we fully endorse you in your services.

 

562

00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,640

So anybody who's listening, please check out Linda Pay's spiritual corner or Linda's

 

563

00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,520

spiritual corner on Facebook.

 

564

00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,520

What's your TikTok?

 

565

00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,520

Oh, okay.

 

566

00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,840

I changed so many names on TikTok.

 

567

00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840

So I'm looking.

 

568

00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,840

Look up.

 

569

00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,840

And we don't show me.

 

570

00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,400

I think for now.

 

571

00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,240

Look up boob psychic on TikTok.

 

572

00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,320

And then scroll down into the comments and you'll find Linda there saying you are full

 

573

00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,320

of shit.

 

574

00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,880

That's the only thing.

 

575

00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,160

I mean, that's the only real that if I was going to get a TikTok, that's the only reason

 

576

00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:43,360

I would get is to be like, what the hell is wrong with this guy?

 

577

00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,920

It boggles my mind because I mean, literally, so what you sent that and I know we, I don't

 

578

00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,920

want to keep going back, but what you sent was like a clip of him being like, you see your

 

579

00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,520

nipple placement here shows that your like lifelines are strong.

 

580

00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:03,520

And my how in the hell?

 

581

00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,520

How would I get one?

 

582

00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,520

He's like, I can't read it.

 

583

00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,520

I need to do it.

 

584

00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,520

Yeah.

 

585

00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,520

I need to get a hand on my hands.

 

586

00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520

To really get a good man's reading.

 

587

00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,520

I got a ground myself.

 

588

00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,520

Oh my God.

 

589

00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,520

I can tell you must live up north.

 

590

00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,520

Must live up north.

 

591

00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,520

Terrible.

 

592

00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,520

Terrible stuff.

 

593

00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,520

Boo.

 

594

00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,520

Boo.

 

595

00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,520

Boo.

 

596

00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,520

Boo.

 

597

00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,820

Oh, only thing we're gonna let an Alan makes park noise.

 

598

00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,120

- Yeah.

 

599

00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,680

- It's loud.

 

600

00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,440

(laughing)

 

601

00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,920

- It's only lit, what are you guys doing?

 

602

00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,340

I'm trying to get some kids right here,

 

603

00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,860

guys dressing up and doing a church train for Halloween?

 

604

00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:43,220

- The kids, my husband, are Bob not,

 

605

00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:44,920

because I'm the one driving.

 

606

00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,760

So...

 

607

00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,840

- I tried, Alan and I tried to dress up

 

608

00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,540

and it failed, was replacing.

 

609

00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,300

- I talked about this last week,

 

610

00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:57,440

and well, I gotta ask,

 

611

00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,000

'cause I wanna ask everybody of Paul,

 

612

00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,980

is what is your favorite candy to steal from your kids

 

613

00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:02,820

at Halloween?

 

614

00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:07,300

- I think mine is Skittles.

 

615

00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,500

- Skittles.

 

616

00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,700

- Gittles are delicious, man.

 

617

00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,700

- I don't know.

 

618

00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:12,540

- Yeah, yeah.

 

619

00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:13,380

- I'm a big fan.

 

620

00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,220

- I'm a big fan of the macarons.

 

621

00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,060

- Yeah.

 

622

00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,220

- I gotta be in the moves.

 

623

00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:18,860

- I like to squish 'em before they break

 

624

00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,940

and then only eat 'em when they're all flat.

 

625

00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,460

So dumb.

 

626

00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,620

Such a dumb thing.

 

627

00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,620

(laughing)

 

628

00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,780

- Spirit off ice.

 

629

00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:29,940

- Oh yeah, I've never had a pal.

 

630

00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,780

(laughing)

 

631

00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,980

- The appointment of Spirit up.

 

632

00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:36,420

- You know what, Jolly Rancher is back in the day.

 

633

00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:37,820

- Not usual skills, man.

 

634

00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,900

- I didn't know that Spirit up ice looks the same.

 

635

00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,260

- 20-20s, man.

 

636

00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,260

- Keep it up in the town.

 

637

00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,100

- Zima's one.

 

638

00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:46,260

- This kiddo is what you do is you put 'em in cold water,

 

639

00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,580

and let 'em sit in his Dubuant bag

 

640

00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:48,820

and it takes the color out of it,

 

641

00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,180

and they're all white.

 

642

00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:51,740

Then you don't know what flavor it is, but...

 

643

00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:52,580

- Oh!

 

644

00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:53,900

- I don't know that.

 

645

00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,020

- I thought the flavor was in the cover.

 

646

00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,580

- White wash in the Skittles.

 

647

00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,420

- Yeah, I was in a...

 

648

00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:00,980

(laughing)

 

649

00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,180

When I was locked up, that's where people use a paint.

 

650

00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,820

Probably split the Skittles in the water,

 

651

00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:09,620

separate 'em and put 'em in water,

 

652

00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,220

and use the water, like water color.

 

653

00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:15,180

- Like, dude, the artist with that shit too.

 

654

00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:16,900

- Yeah, that probably better than like...

 

655

00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,500

- Eminem Skittles, all that shit,

 

656

00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,180

paint right off of them.

 

657

00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:23,580

And every like, it's my kids birthday,

 

658

00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:25,340

and I wanna get 'em a car and like,

 

659

00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,380

dude, would you all out, be out,

 

660

00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:30,140

take the paint, paint it up real life,

 

661

00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,660

and like, send it off to his kid,

 

662

00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:33,500

and whatever.

 

663

00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,540

I was like, that's crazy, man.

 

664

00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:36,940

- That's awesome, that's engineering.

 

665

00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,020

- What the fuck is going to hear?

 

666

00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:39,860

(laughing)

 

667

00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:40,860

- Yeah, exactly.

 

668

00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:42,460

- He's like, "I like the paint, I like the kill."

 

669

00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:43,300

- I killed man!

 

670

00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,780

- I like the paint, I like the paint.

 

671

00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,260

(laughing)

 

672

00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,660

- I killed him like the paint.

 

673

00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:49,260

(laughing)

 

674

00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,100

- Oh, you need to know.

 

675

00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:52,420

(laughing)

 

676

00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,060

- No, I'm fine, let's go and paint the painting on board.

 

677

00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,220

(laughing)

 

678

00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:58,980

- The garden just didn't work out for me.

 

679

00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,820

So, well, Linda, thank you so much for coming on.

 

680

00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,700

We're gonna take a quick break.

 

681

00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,780

Is there anything you wanna promote before we end up,

 

682

00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:08,460

like, is it free, get out on Facebook, on TikTok,

 

683

00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,700

and just in general?

 

684

00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,140

- Yeah.

 

685

00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:12,980

- No.

 

686

00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:13,980

- Forza or something.

 

687

00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:15,820

(laughing)

 

688

00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,540

- Yeah, no, no.

 

689

00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:21,220

So, Declan now, seriously, if you're having some issues

 

690

00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,980

or anything like that, or you just think you could use some,

 

691

00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:26,180

you know, some good advice and some good, some help,

 

692

00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,940

I think, you know, it is a great resource

 

693

00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:31,380

to have in your, in your quiver, so to speak.

 

694

00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:34,300

And to check her out, she definitely likes it.

 

695

00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:37,100

We go back to our episode, we'll link it in the comments

 

696

00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,260

of this one, or in the description of this one,

 

697

00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:42,740

where she read us, and absolutely blew our mind.

 

698

00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,740

It was amazing.

 

699

00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,580

- Oh yes.

 

700

00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:45,820

- And it was probably one of the highlights

 

701

00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:47,980

of our body, at least of my podcasting career,

 

702

00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:50,500

what, and just sincerely, I'd say that.

 

703

00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,380

It really was, 'cause that was one of the first time,

 

704

00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,700

I'm a skeptic when it comes to this kind of stuff.

 

705

00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,860

I'm generally serious, I'm not getting to it.

 

706

00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:59,180

I am.

 

707

00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:04,180

I'm, by far, the most skeptical one of our crew here,

 

708

00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:05,220

I think, anyway.

 

709

00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,060

- I don't think so.

 

710

00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,420

- You believe in conspiracy, right?

 

711

00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,660

You think that yellow or blue rubles

 

712

00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:12,100

save people from a forest fire, right?

 

713

00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:15,060

- So, you also call it, you're an alien.

 

714

00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,580

You're the waste down here.

 

715

00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:18,900

(laughs)

 

716

00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,900

(laughs)

 

717

00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,260

- What, like I said?

 

718

00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,500

(laughs)

 

719

00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,460

- Having that happen to you, and then we also had a few weeks,

 

720

00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,580

a few, two or three weeks ago, we had a dream, a lady who was,

 

721

00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:34,780

who, like, specialized in like dreams, and something like that on,

 

722

00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:40,100

and again, not as, like, mind blowing, as your episode,

 

723

00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:42,700

but still, very interesting, and very much,

 

724

00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:47,700

made me, like, kind of rethink what I thought was true previously,

 

725

00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:51,300

and what, you know, I'm learning more about the world

 

726

00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:55,500

than I thought was out there, and it's great and also scary,

 

727

00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,700

and also, well, really scary.

 

728

00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:59,260

- Yeah.

 

729

00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,660

- Unsaw mystery.

 

730

00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,740

- It feels that way.

 

731

00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:03,380

- Yeah.

 

732

00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:05,500

- So, all right, we're gonna take a quick break,

 

733

00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,700

and we'll be back with some more of the show, baby.

 

734

00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,180

I don't know, maybe not, who knows?

 

735

00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:11,340

(laughs)

 

736

00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:12,180

(laughs)

 

737

00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:15,900

The Black Link Incollective podcast will return after a word

 

738

00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,340

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739

00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:19,920

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740

00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,500

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741

00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:32,500

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742

00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:59,500

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743

00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,500

- Welcome back.

 

744

00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,260

The Black Link Incollective podcast, we are so thankful

 

745

00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:04,940

to Linda who's able to come by.

 

746

00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,140

Chat with us for a little while.

 

747

00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:09,100

Definitely check her out at Linda's Spiritual Corner.

 

748

00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:13,860

She is an amazing medium, and she's well worth the time,

 

749

00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:16,100

and you'll learn some shit you maybe we should learn.

 

750

00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,260

- It's great.

 

751

00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,100

(laughs)

 

752

00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,780

- Play loads of things you wish you didn't know,

 

753

00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:23,060

but that's just how life works, sometimes kids.

 

754

00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,980

Well, speaking of things you didn't know,

 

755

00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,980

look at that, Alan, that's the same way.

 

756

00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,220

- Yeah, there you go.

 

757

00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,980

- It's time for America's favorite segment.

 

758

00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,300

Hit it, Alan.

 

759

00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,460

It's time.

 

760

00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:46,060

(upbeat music)

 

761

00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:48,020

- That's the best part of our show, Fred.

 

762

00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:50,260

- That is awesome.

 

763

00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,300

- It's a Fred, what's your friend line news,

 

764

00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,820

Fred line number one?

 

765

00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:57,220

- Fred line news.

 

766

00:32:57,220 --> 00:33:01,980

- Number one, an artist is ordered to pay a museum bag,

 

767

00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:06,980

$77,000, after submitting two blank canvases under the title,

 

768

00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:11,460

take the money and run.

 

769

00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:12,300

- That's awesome.

 

770

00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:15,860

- I don't know much about this one

 

771

00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:18,060

because the article that I tried to load,

 

772

00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:20,860

I'm not a subscriber to the website, so they put it.

 

773

00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,660

(laughs)

 

774

00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,940

- I'm gonna only read you my three sentences.

 

775

00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,860

- Yeah, that's the matter.

 

776

00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:28,620

- The headline is what matters.

 

777

00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,780

(laughs)

 

778

00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:33,180

- I guess you could say he was a con artist.

 

779

00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,820

- Oh!

 

780

00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:38,660

- Hey, oh, I mean, did that straight off of there?

 

781

00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,260

(upbeat music)

 

782

00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,460

- Let me battle with the Danish museum

 

783

00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,660

after submitting two blank canvases

 

784

00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,340

and taking off with the loan cash

 

785

00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:51,180

that was meant to be displayed inside the artworks.

 

786

00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,580

So I guess we supposed to put the money in the painting?

 

787

00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:55,780

- Wait, oh, it was so sweet.

 

788

00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:57,540

- Okay, so it was supposed to be in the painting.

 

789

00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,940

- Yeah, I guess it's supposed to be inside the,

 

790

00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:03,460

over the canvas or whatever, but yeah, he took their money

 

791

00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,020

and he bounced.

 

792

00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,620

(laughs)

 

793

00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,620

- Never have been.

 

794

00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,980

- Good for him, I get it.

 

795

00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:12,620

- Frontline!

 

796

00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,300

- There you go, there's the frontline news.

 

797

00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,140

- Number two.

 

798

00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,300

- Chris Brown.

 

799

00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:23,700

- $2 million lawsuit over unpaid, cop-eye, picking loans.

 

800

00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,220

- Wait, what?

 

801

00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,540

- Wait, yeah, what, they loan you chicken?

 

802

00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:35,020

- To pay some unpaid, cop-eye chicken.

 

803

00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,420

- Dang, they give you credit on everything.

 

804

00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,940

(laughs)

 

805

00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,180

- Love that chicken.

 

806

00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,620

- Yeah, it must have been a Montel Williams to commercial.

 

807

00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,700

- Get that money for pop-eye.

 

808

00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:45,700

(laughs)

 

809

00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,220

- What it was, he was going to,

 

810

00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,060

he was buying some pop-eye chicken restaurant.

 

811

00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,820

- Right, I assume he was gonna be a,

 

812

00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:53,660

- Right.

 

813

00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:55,100

- I thought he was getting to chicken.

 

814

00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,940

- I did too, and I first read the headline,

 

815

00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:59,180

I was like, damn, he must have had like a party.

 

816

00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,300

- There's a lot of chicken.

 

817

00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:04,180

- Yeah, I mean, and Donald Trump's calling to the house.

 

818

00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,780

(laughs)

 

819

00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:09,740

- Donald, Donald, right, the big Macs, I saw him up, we like it.

 

820

00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,340

- Yeah, you know what I'm chicken.

 

821

00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,380

(laughs)

 

822

00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,420

- I don't know, it's funny.

 

823

00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:17,460

That's weird, so he was gonna be,

 

824

00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,780

like you said, he was gonna be a, what do you call him?

 

825

00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,300

- Yeah, he bought some franchisee.

 

826

00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,380

- franchisee, yeah, pop-eye chicken franchisee.

 

827

00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,420

- I never paid for him.

 

828

00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:30,020

- Sounds like somebody at pop-eyes would do.

 

829

00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:30,860

- Yeah.

 

830

00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,940

- There you go, now you know what?

 

831

00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,180

- All right, I knew it was number three.

 

832

00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,180

- Number three.

 

833

00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,020

(laughs)

 

834

00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:37,860

- I'm throwing a couple.

 

835

00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:38,860

- Now you throw it.

 

836

00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,340

- Yeah, we're just pushing through it.

 

837

00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,180

That's what she said.

 

838

00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,340

- You need someone.

 

839

00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,140

- Okay.

 

840

00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,660

- Oh, you're calling me?

 

841

00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:49,260

- Remember, I can call you.

 

842

00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:51,860

- Donald, you don't call me.

 

843

00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,700

- Of course, no.

 

844

00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,620

- Now we're gonna have to speed it up to get it.

 

845

00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,620

- Yeah, man.

 

846

00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,060

- You don't have to stay sweaty.

 

847

00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:02,780

(laughs)

 

848

00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:04,020

(laughs)

 

849

00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,860

- Oh.

 

850

00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:08,220

- Did you say that in regular, in English?

 

851

00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:11,420

- A German couple gets hits that of McDonald's

 

852

00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,580

because they wanted the ultimate United States wedding.

 

853

00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,900

- Oh, I get that, I feel that.

 

854

00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:16,740

- That in sure.

 

855

00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:17,580

- Nah, that's,

 

856

00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:21,420

- That's very German-American of them.

 

857

00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:24,220

- Brian was her quoting saying,

 

858

00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,700

"I'm loving it."

 

859

00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,780

(laughs)

 

860

00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:32,540

- I'm loving it.

 

861

00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:35,300

- Would you get married in a McDonald's?

 

862

00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,540

- Yes, it was probably cheaper than an actual wedding.

 

863

00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,140

- Yeah, it probably would be.

 

864

00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:41,540

You could even cater to a whole thing.

 

865

00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:43,020

- Oh, dude, yeah, that would be awesome.

 

866

00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:45,500

Like honestly, I would, I'm all in on that.

 

867

00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,340

I think it's pretty good.

 

868

00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:49,460

- Do you probably feed the entire wedding party for three hours?

 

869

00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,180

- Yeah, no, not even now.

 

870

00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:52,940

- McDonald's ain't never like,

 

871

00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,300

"Get that value, man, you made me."

 

872

00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,860

- Yeah, and if you get to one with McDonald land in it,

 

873

00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:58,420

you can actually have the ceremony, everything,

 

874

00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,460

and everybody plays the thing there.

 

875

00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,900

That would DJ with the knife hat and the Bluetooth speaker.

 

876

00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:06,300

- The barbell, the Bayer Big Cheese K-G-G.

 

877

00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:07,460

- Yeah.

 

878

00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,300

- Yeah.

 

879

00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:09,460

- Bluetooth speaker with the knife hat and you'll be,

 

880

00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,460

"Get up, girl."

 

881

00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:12,100

(laughs)

 

882

00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:12,940

- No play, yeah.

 

883

00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,340

That's why, see, I would like to get married

 

884

00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,420

at Waffle House if I could.

 

885

00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:17,620

- Yeah, you got the jukebox, everybody.

 

886

00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,060

- 'Cause we're right, 'cause they have the jukebox.

 

887

00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,300

So, I have to have a higher DJ.

 

888

00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:22,700

- Five songs for a dollar.

 

889

00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,700

The Waffle House trio is my DJ.

 

890

00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,100

- Yeah. - Whatever, whoever they recall,

 

891

00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:27,300

the Waffle House players.

 

892

00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,140

- That's right.

 

893

00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:29,420

- A dollar is a dollar.

 

894

00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,260

- Try it.

 

895

00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,180

(laughs)

 

896

00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:33,340

- Love that chicken from Waffle House.

 

897

00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,900

(laughs)

 

898

00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:35,740

- Man, maybe not.

 

899

00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,260

- Yeah, man.

 

900

00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:38,580

- So Chris Brown should have done it.

 

901

00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,140

He should have made it into a wedding,

 

902

00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,540

a Popeye's wedding menu.

 

903

00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:42,940

- Yeah, there you go.

 

904

00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,460

- Garen D, you people will love that.

 

905

00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,700

- Who it would have been up there?

 

906

00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,540

- Oh yeah, oh, dude.

 

907

00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:48,380

So many people.

 

908

00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:50,020

- You're right, little Kreisha.

 

909

00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:50,860

- Oh, yeah.

 

910

00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:52,020

- The Popeye's getting mad.

 

911

00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:52,860

- Man, it's.

 

912

00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,420

(laughs)

 

913

00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:57,220

- Yeah, Chris Brown's about to get mad.

 

914

00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,820

- I didn't say those names.

 

915

00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,380

(laughs)

 

916

00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,580

- No, you didn't say those names.

 

917

00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,060

- I did not know you'd say those names.

 

918

00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,220

- Yeah, I did not know those.

 

919

00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:05,060

- No, it's for.

 

920

00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:07,900

(laughs)

 

921

00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:08,900

- Allegedly.

 

922

00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:12,300

- Here's the Halloween Halloween hit line,

 

923

00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,140

Fred Lyon for you.

 

924

00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,660

- All right, here we go, back to the Halloween episode.

 

925

00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,300

- Halloween, yeah.

 

926

00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:21,300

- The landscaping crew holds around a dead body.

 

927

00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,860

Assuming it was a Halloween prop.

 

928

00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:26,620

- I get it.

 

929

00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:30,100

- The dead body of a North Carolina man was ignored

 

930

00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,180

for several days because he was mistaken

 

931

00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:34,460

for a Halloween decoration.

 

932

00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:37,860

Earlier this month, police found the body of 34-year-old

 

933

00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,820

Robert Ones laying face down in the grass near home

 

934

00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,060

and shot and grove North Carolina.

 

935

00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,780

(upbeat music)

 

936

00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:49,620

- I'm not getting around that, man.

 

937

00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,220

(laughs)

 

938

00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,500

- He's a caracular.

 

939

00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,500

- He's a meat eater.

 

940

00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,500

- Yeah.

 

941

00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,820

- Yeah.

 

942

00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:58,660

- He's probably got really close, too.

 

943

00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,860

- Yeah, they probably had to edge it.

 

944

00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:01,860

- I'll say it in the end.

 

945

00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:02,700

- He's around me.

 

946

00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:03,540

- Yeah.

 

947

00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:04,700

- I got something to eat.

 

948

00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,740

- I have to draw a talk line in that, dude.

 

949

00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:07,740

- I'm kidding.

 

950

00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,580

- I'm getting it.

 

951

00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,420

- I know they nailed it.

 

952

00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,260

- Awesome.

 

953

00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,260

- They even stinks and shit.

 

954

00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:14,100

(laughs)

 

955

00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:16,100

- That's fun, awesome, dude.

 

956

00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,100

(laughs)

 

957

00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,100

- That's fun.

 

958

00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:19,940

- Awesome, dude.

 

959

00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,940

(laughs)

 

960

00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:22,940

- No.

 

961

00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:24,940

(laughs)

 

962

00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,580

- A lot of them move with the body,

 

963

00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:28,580

the crew got to go back and cut the--

 

964

00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:29,420

- Right, yeah.

 

965

00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:31,420

(laughs)

 

966

00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:34,420

- All right, you got to do what you got to do, man.

 

967

00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,140

But that's the thing, dude, we've had,

 

968

00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,740

so here, where we are locally,

 

969

00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:41,140

we've had a lot of people who have been bringing this up

 

970

00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:43,660

of, like, looking at these Halloween decorations.

 

971

00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:45,660

We got one guy at Buddy Mine,

 

972

00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,660

made his house look like it's on fire.

 

973

00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,660

Somebody called the fire department,

 

974

00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:51,660

the first night he had to display up,

 

975

00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,660

because it really did look like he turned his windows red.

 

976

00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:55,660

- Oh, yeah.

 

977

00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:56,660

- I saw that.

 

978

00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,660

- Yeah, like it's awesome.

 

979

00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,660

- Yeah, like the fireman came out,

 

980

00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:01,660

fireman came out, fireman came out,

 

981

00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,660

and they were ready to stop the blaze,

 

982

00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:05,660

and he was like, "Rain out, like, no, no, no, no,

 

983

00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,660

"it's just Halloween decorations."

 

984

00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:10,660

- Yeah, we were going crazy with that stuff nowadays, man.

 

985

00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,660

- Yeah.

 

986

00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:16,660

- We've been taking the kids, the kids get our real into it,

 

987

00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:17,660

and like, you know, like, a lot of people

 

988

00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,660

are like doing these crazy decorations this year,

 

989

00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,660

and these last couple years.

 

990

00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:23,660

So we take them, like, these tours will drive around,

 

991

00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,660

you know, at night, and look at all the decorations.

 

992

00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:26,660

- All right.

 

993

00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:29,660

- And there's one of the road from us that they have,

 

994

00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,660

I swear to you, I'm not kidding,

 

995

00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:33,660

they probably have 250, like, life-sized mannequins

 

996

00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:37,660

of, like, different horror creatures,

 

997

00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,660

you know, like Jason Freddy, you know,

 

998

00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,660

- Right, right, yeah.

 

999

00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:43,660

- But they have like 250 of them all in lines,

 

1000

00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,660

they're like in a corner lot,

 

1001

00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:46,660

and then, like, lines are whole lot,

 

1002

00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:49,660

and, like, what's funny though, is on each end,

 

1003

00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,660

they have one person who stands there like a mannequin,

 

1004

00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:55,660

but is, you know, a person, like, dressed up,

 

1005

00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,660

so when you get close to them, they, like, jump out at ya.

 

1006

00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:08,660

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

1007

00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,660

- And then the kids, you think you're waiting in it?

 

1008

00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:11,660

- Yeah.

 

1009

00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,660

- No, no, no, you're stupid.

 

1010

00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:15,660

- I reach a little deeper, kids.

 

1011

00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:18,660

(laughing)

 

1012

00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:28,660

(laughing)

 

1013

00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,660

- No, these things are from Mommy.

 

1014

00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:36,660

- Then your mama will be in a crap, some candy.

 

1015

00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,660

(laughing)

 

1016

00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,660

- She's real fine.

 

1017

00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:43,660

- Oh, okay, so,

 

1018

00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:46,660

friendline news number, whatever's next.

 

1019

00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:48,660

Number five.

 

1020

00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:50,660

- Number five, if I'm alive.

 

1021

00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:53,660

- A man is arrested for thinking of heart attack.

 

1022

00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:59,660

20 times at restaurants to a boy paying his bill.

 

1023

00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,660

- 20 times?

 

1024

00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:04,660

- Who was it, Fred Sanford?

 

1025

00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:08,660

(laughing)

 

1026

00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,660

- You're Chinese mute!

 

1027

00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,660

(laughing)

 

1028

00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:18,660

- Was it the same restaurant or do you know or like?

 

1029

00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,660

- No, it's, I'm sorry, yeah, this is all restaurant.

 

1030

00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:27,660

- 50 year old man, oh, I'm sorry, this is all a luke the winnia.

 

1031

00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,660

It's very powerful.

 

1032

00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,660

- Oh, okay.

 

1033

00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:34,660

- It was a resident's play after literally breaking heart attacks

 

1034

00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,660

at several restaurants to a boy paying the bill.

 

1035

00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:42,660

According to multiple loose reports, a man was identified as a deetist.

 

1036

00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:49,660

- Yeah, but yeah, but has become known locally as gastrohetic.

 

1037

00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:52,660

Has tried to scam over at least 20 times.

 

1038

00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:54,660

(laughing)

 

1039

00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,660

- Oh my god.

 

1040

00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,660

- Most recent man ordered seafood paella

 

1041

00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,660

at two whiskeys at El Brudo-Como.

 

1042

00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:04,660

(upbeat music)

 

1043

00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:08,660

And he ran out on the bill of $34.

 

1044

00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:11,660

- $34, with the wanian dollars?

 

1045

00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:13,660

- Yeah, euros.

 

1046

00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,660

- Damn, got it.

 

1047

00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,660

- It's a heart attack for $34 bucks.

 

1048

00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,660

(laughing)

 

1049

00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:21,660

- The man attempted to leave the restaurant without paying,

 

1050

00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:25,660

but restaurant stopped him and he still needed,

 

1051

00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:28,660

it told him he still needed to pay the bill.

 

1052

00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:32,660

He said he looked visibly upset and said he was going to get the money

 

1053

00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:35,660

from his hotel room when the staff refused to let him go

 

1054

00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:38,660

without paying the man dramatically threw himself on the ground

 

1055

00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,660

and pretended to have a heart attack.

 

1056

00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,660

(laughing)

 

1057

00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:44,660

- You've all wilded out.

 

1058

00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,660

- You have a dying, yeah, yeah, a dying.

 

1059

00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:50,660

- Just so you know, the difference between Lithuanian

 

1060

00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:54,660

or like said, euros, the US dollars is $1, US dollars,

 

1061

00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:57,660

$1.5, as 1 euro and 5 cents or whatever,

 

1062

00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,660

or euro is equal to $1.5.

 

1063

00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,660

So it was less than 40 bucks.

 

1064

00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,660

Did this do you think?

 

1065

00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:04,660

- $36.

 

1066

00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:06,660

- Oh my god, that's ridiculous.

 

1067

00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,660

- Yeah, you got it.

 

1068

00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,660

- That's a lot to like.

 

1069

00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,660

(laughing)

 

1070

00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,660

- That's a lot to risk for $36.

 

1071

00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:14,660

- For $36, you know.

 

1072

00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,660

And now you know that got your face

 

1073

00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,660

and you've been doing this all the time.

 

1074

00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:19,660

- Right, and everybody knows.

 

1075

00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,660

Everybody knows you.

 

1076

00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,660

- Everybody knows you.

 

1077

00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,660

- I'm a prostitution.

 

1078

00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,660

- Who are the fans?

 

1079

00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:24,660

- Yeah, and tips.

 

1080

00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,660

- Yeah, tips.

 

1081

00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,660

- Tens, give me the tips.

 

1082

00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,660

- Tens, give me the tips.

 

1083

00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,660

Only here for the tips and the heart attacks.

 

1084

00:44:30,660 --> 00:44:32,660

(laughing)

 

1085

00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,660

- Well, that's so weird.

 

1086

00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:35,660

Oh.

 

1087

00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:36,660

- Magnus.

 

1088

00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:37,660

- Whoa.

 

1089

00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:39,660

- Hey guys, are you out of the runny?

 

1090

00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:40,660

- Yes.

 

1091

00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:43,660

- But I mean, are you the boob psychic?

 

1092

00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,660

- Yeah, are you the boob psychic?

 

1093

00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:46,660

- Satan.

 

1094

00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:47,660

- Hey, I got a lot.

 

1095

00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:50,660

Hey, how do you know about new business?

 

1096

00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:51,660

- Like it, kidding, man.

 

1097

00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,660

- Yeah, I got a new business,

 

1098

00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:55,660

what you do is you send me a picture of Innoble.

 

1099

00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,660

- One innoble.

 

1100

00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,660

- Yeah, just one innoble,

 

1101

00:44:58,660 --> 00:44:59,660

and I can give you a read.

 

1102

00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,660

But remember, ladies,

 

1103

00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,660

it's only for the man.

 

1104

00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,660

(laughing)

 

1105

00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:07,660

- You know what, no ladies sending me pictures

 

1106

00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:08,660

of your Innoble's, right?

 

1107

00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:09,660

That's weird.

 

1108

00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,660

- Innoble's.

 

1109

00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:11,660

- Innoble.

 

1110

00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:12,660

- That is nasty.

 

1111

00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,660

Remember, I'm the devil.

 

1112

00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,660

I like man in Innoble's.

 

1113

00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:18,660

He's ready.

 

1114

00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:19,660

No.

 

1115

00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:20,660

- Ready.

 

1116

00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,660

- Uh-huh.

 

1117

00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:22,660

- Uh-huh.

 

1118

00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:23,660

- Happy Halloween, Fred.

 

1119

00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:27,660

- My preacher grandfather already came in talking to me.

 

1120

00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:28,660

- Yeah, not today.

 

1121

00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,660

He said not today, Satan.

 

1122

00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,660

- Get the behind me.

 

1123

00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:33,660

- Oh Lord.

 

1124

00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:36,660

- This here is the rubber

 

1125

00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:39,660

with a Castro

 

1126

00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:43,660

for the way all night.

 

1127

00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:45,660

(laughing)

 

1128

00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,660

- Better.

 

1129

00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,660

(laughing)

 

1130

00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:51,660

- So, well, how are you celebrating the season

 

1131

00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:52,660

of the holiday season?

 

1132

00:45:52,660 --> 00:45:53,660

- Yes.

 

1133

00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,660

- One of your favorite.

 

1134

00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,660

- Yes, and this is one of my favorite days of the year.

 

1135

00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,660

You know, all the kids know Trick or Treat.

 

1136

00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:01,660

And, uh...

 

1137

00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:04,660

- Is this the night you get to run out

 

1138

00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,660

and hang out with people?

 

1139

00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,660

- Yes, this is the night I get to hang out with people.

 

1140

00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:10,660

And I sit in the porch with a little more light.

 

1141

00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:11,660

My, uh...

 

1142

00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:12,660

My, uh...

 

1143

00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:16,660

- I heard it in Chicago, or Detroit, is devil's night.

 

1144

00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:18,660

- Yes, it is all night, though.

 

1145

00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,660

It is by now, too.

 

1146

00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,660

- Yeah, you burn everything down.

 

1147

00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,660

- No, well, I don't have to do much burning

 

1148

00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,660

no more because it's just Detroit.

 

1149

00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,660

(laughing)

 

1150

00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:28,660

- Good job, Satan, you got it.

 

1151

00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:29,660

(laughing)

 

1152

00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,660

- Is the virtual hail?

 

1153

00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,660

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

1154

00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:33,660

- Yeah, no more.

 

1155

00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,660

- That's why it's this favorite place.

 

1156

00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,660

- It is my favorite place.

 

1157

00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,660

It's the most favorite place of the world.

 

1158

00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,660

Besides that, the place is California,

 

1159

00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:42,660

that's gonna be your old one, Dick.

 

1160

00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,660

- Yeah, give him a back-and-throw, man.

 

1161

00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:45,660

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

1162

00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:47,660

- You make him stop selling that stupid spaghetti.

 

1163

00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,660

- No.

 

1164

00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:50,660

Actually, I am gonna do that.

 

1165

00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:51,660

Yeah.

 

1166

00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,660

(laughing)

 

1167

00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,660

- All right, well, Satan,

 

1168

00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:57,660

I hope you have a great Halloween night.

 

1169

00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:00,660

- Yeah, I was busy and I had a chance to come on,

 

1170

00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,660

but since the first day of the year,

 

1171

00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:02,660

- Yeah, it's okay, man, we know,

 

1172

00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:03,660

and it's a lot of you guys.

 

1173

00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:04,660

- It's a lot of you guys.

 

1174

00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:07,660

- Late summer is, does he season in hell?

 

1175

00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:08,660

- Yeah, so, Friday.

 

1176

00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,660

- But all the jurors, is it?

 

1177

00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,660

- Friday.

 

1178

00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,660

- No, Friday.

 

1179

00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:13,660

- Give him a little bit.

 

1180

00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:15,660

Give him a little mustache, Brad.

 

1181

00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:16,660

- Oh, no.

 

1182

00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:18,660

- Send him a picture and he'll bust Brad.

 

1183

00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,660

- A little bit of Brad.

 

1184

00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:20,660

- Send him a little bit of,

 

1185

00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:21,660

- A little bit of Brad.

 

1186

00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:22,660

- It's a little bit of Brad.

 

1187

00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:24,660

- It's gonna be on here, for any,

 

1188

00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:25,660

(laughing)

 

1189

00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:28,660

- I mean, a cold day in hell before Fred sends you

 

1190

00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:29,660

these never-bitches.

 

1191

00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:30,660

- Oh, man.

 

1192

00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:31,660

- What?

 

1193

00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:32,660

- All right, James.

 

1194

00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:34,660

- Let's just from our family when you were.

 

1195

00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,660

- Yeah, be behind us.

 

1196

00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:37,660

- Coming up.

 

1197

00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:38,660

- Soon enough.

 

1198

00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:39,660

Let's get through Halloween first.

 

1199

00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:40,660

- Bye.

 

1200

00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:41,660

- You're gonna be like happy Easter.

 

1201

00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:42,660

- Oh, God.

 

1202

00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:44,660

- No, he's, he only celebrates.

 

1203

00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:46,660

He believes very thoroughly and Chris was, I believe.

 

1204

00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:47,660

- Yes, right.

 

1205

00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:49,660

- That's his favorite holiday in the first couple of years.

 

1206

00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,660

- I love you, Fred.

 

1207

00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,660

- People, get me, get me, get me, come on, man.

 

1208

00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:53,660

- Yes.

 

1209

00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:55,660

(laughing)

 

1210

00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:57,660

- All right, bye-bye.

 

1211

00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,660

- That's a weird show tonight.

 

1212

00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:00,660

- We've got 'em both.

 

1213

00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,660

We've got the whole gamut, Fred, of,

 

1214

00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,660

actually, angels, the Dr. Devils.

 

1215

00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:06,660

- Yeah, yeah, angels.

 

1216

00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:08,660

- All right, so you have any more, Fred,

 

1217

00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,660

line news is for us, Fred.

 

1218

00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:11,660

- I got one more from over here.

 

1219

00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:13,660

- I do, I love you.

 

1220

00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:14,660

I hope it's not depressing.

 

1221

00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:16,660

- No, this is kind of crazy.

 

1222

00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:20,660

The theft of two million dimes

 

1223

00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:24,660

from a truckload of coins from the US Mint

 

1224

00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:27,660

leads four basic, the federal charges.

 

1225

00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:29,660

- $20 million of dimes.

 

1226

00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:30,660

- No.

 

1227

00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,660

- Two million.

 

1228

00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,660

- Yeah, two million, two million dimes,

 

1229

00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:36,660

two million dollars, or the dimes.

 

1230

00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,660

- Two million dimes?

 

1231

00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,660

- The $20 million of the dimes.

 

1232

00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:42,660

- Two, two, two big and dimes.

 

1233

00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:43,660

- That's what I'm saying.

 

1234

00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:44,660

- Two billion dimes.

 

1235

00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,660

- Two billion dimes is $20 million.

 

1236

00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:49,660

- $10 million, 'cause each dime is worth ten cents.

 

1237

00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:51,660

- No.

 

1238

00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:55,660

- What?

 

1239

00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:58,660

- Two million dimes equals $20 million.

 

1240

00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,660

- Ten cents a piece.

 

1241

00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,660

- Oh, you're right, we're flippin' it.

 

1242

00:49:01,660 --> 00:49:02,660

I was thinking, yeah, you're right.

 

1243

00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:03,660

- You're right.

 

1244

00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:04,660

- You're right, you're right.

 

1245

00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:05,660

- You're right.

 

1246

00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:06,660

- What was that?

 

1247

00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:07,660

$200,000 then?

 

1248

00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:09,660

- Yeah, yeah, there you go.

 

1249

00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:10,660

- Oh, that's all right.

 

1250

00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:11,660

- I'm mad, I'm mad.

 

1251

00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:12,660

- I'm mad.

 

1252

00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:13,660

- You rolled away.

 

1253

00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,660

- Oh, yeah.

 

1254

00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:18,660

- All right, we're two big, we're two big, don't worry.

 

1255

00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,660

- I like the $20 million.

 

1256

00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:21,660

- Still $20 million to me.

 

1257

00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:23,660

- We're gonna call it a few.

 

1258

00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:25,660

(laughs)

 

1259

00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:29,660

- Oh, so federal authorities have released more details

 

1260

00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:31,660

than other civil charges that have been reported.

 

1261

00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:34,660

Two million dimes earlier, from this year,

 

1262

00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,660

from a threat to trailer that had picked up the coins

 

1263

00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:39,660

from the US, Mint, and Philadelphia.

 

1264

00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:42,660

The driver was bound for Miami when he pulled

 

1265

00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:44,660

into the parking lot, the sleep on April 13th.

 

1266

00:49:44,660 --> 00:49:46,660

During the night, three thieves made off

 

1267

00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:51,660

for the portion of his cargo of $750,000 in times.

 

1268

00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:54,660

- Damn, so it must've been the three of us.

 

1269

00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:58,660

- It weighed about six tons, a thorn to say.

 

1270

00:49:58,660 --> 00:49:59,660

- Wow, so--

 

1271

00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:01,660

- One thing to get time out, time out.

 

1272

00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:04,660

The guy went to sleep, and they stole the money

 

1273

00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:06,660

while he was sleeping.

 

1274

00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:07,660

- Yeah, he was sleeping.

 

1275

00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,660

- And it's six tons, and he didn't notice that shit?

 

1276

00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,660

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

 

1277

00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:14,660

the load was six tons.

 

1278

00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:15,660

- Yes, that's what she said.

 

1279

00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:17,660

(laughing)

 

1280

00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:22,660

- All I wanna know, Fred, is who dropped the dime

 

1281

00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:24,660

on the thief?

 

1282

00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:27,660

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

 

1283

00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,660

- Hailed it.

 

1284

00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,660

- Good one.

 

1285

00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,660

(buzzer)

 

1286

00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:31,660

- Right on time.

 

1287

00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,660

- Hailed it.

 

1288

00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:33,660

(laughing)

 

1289

00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:36,660

- Well, so how did they get caught for real,

 

1290

00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:39,660

where they trying to, like, spend hundreds of dollars

 

1291

00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:40,660

of the dime?

 

1292

00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:42,660

(laughing)

 

1293

00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:46,660

- They were like English, and then dumped it in the machine.

 

1294

00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:48,660

- They were in private new ports.

 

1295

00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:49,660

- They were in it.

 

1296

00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,660

- They held on to the coin star.

 

1297

00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:54,660

(laughing)

 

1298

00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,660

- Take a look at this, take a look at this,

 

1299

00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:58,660

take a look at this, take a look at this,

 

1300

00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,660

go on for three hours there.

 

1301

00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,660

- What the fuck is going on over there?

 

1302

00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:05,660

- Why'd they bring a pallet of rolled up knives?

 

1303

00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:06,660

(laughing)

 

1304

00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:08,660

- This is a damn coin star.

 

1305

00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:10,660

- They said, they said,

 

1306

00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:13,660

"The coins were left scattered all over the lot,

 

1307

00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:15,660

"and more than northeast filled though."

 

1308

00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:17,660

- Okay, so if you, let me ask you a question,

 

1309

00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,660

seriously guys, for real.

 

1310

00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:22,660

If you rolled up to this, the scene, right?

 

1311

00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,660

And the next morning, you're like going to get a cup coffee

 

1312

00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,660

or whatever, the quickie mark.

 

1313

00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:31,660

And you see hundreds or thousands of dimes on the ground.

 

1314

00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,660

- Are you picking them up?

 

1315

00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,660

- Hell yeah, I'm picking them up.

 

1316

00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:35,660

- Really?

 

1317

00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,660

- Hell yeah, I pick them up now.

 

1318

00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:38,660

- I pick one.

 

1319

00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:41,660

- Three dimes are a cool gift shop picking up.

 

1320

00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:42,660

- Yeah, I know.

 

1321

00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:44,660

- The pin on how many it is, like an hour.

 

1322

00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:47,660

- Well also saying, like if it was pennies,

 

1323

00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,660

you wouldn't do that, right?

 

1324

00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,660

If you were like, there are thousands of pennies scattered

 

1325

00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,660

in this parking lot, you'd be like, "Mmm, I'm good, right?"

 

1326

00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:54,660

- I got thousands of them.

 

1327

00:51:54,660 --> 00:51:55,660

- I got them.

 

1328

00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:56,660

- I got them.

 

1329

00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,660

- Yeah, I would pick them up.

 

1330

00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:58,660

- I would pick them up.

 

1331

00:51:58,660 --> 00:51:59,660

- Then I'd go to coin star.

 

1332

00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,660

- I'd pick them up.

 

1333

00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:02,660

- You know, you have a big Mac.

 

1334

00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:03,660

- You know?

 

1335

00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,660

- I'd go, "Get me a big Mac, shit."

 

1336

00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,660

- Just to see how much it is.

 

1337

00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:08,660

- I mean, I'd take it to coin star.

 

1338

00:52:08,660 --> 00:52:10,660

Just to see how much I'd scooped up.

 

1339

00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,660

- Yeah, but like, it didn't illegal to do that.

 

1340

00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:15,660

So like, because there was like a money truck

 

1341

00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:18,660

that got an accident on the road or something like that.

 

1342

00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,660

- Yeah.

 

1343

00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:20,660

- Yeah.

 

1344

00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,660

- And like, there were like $20 bills floating all over the interstate.

 

1345

00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:23,660

- Right.

 

1346

00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:25,660

- And all these people, remember, we talked about this, I think.

 

1347

00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:26,660

- Yeah.

 

1348

00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:27,660

- All the people like, stop and get it,

 

1349

00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:28,660

had to like pay it back,

 

1350

00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:29,660

or they get arrested or whatever.

 

1351

00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,660

- Yeah.

 

1352

00:52:30,660 --> 00:52:31,660

- Well, how would you get caught?

 

1353

00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:32,660

- Well, that's where some people like,

 

1354

00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:33,660

- I got a camera on those trucks.

 

1355

00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,660

- You gotta go.

 

1356

00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,660

- Yeah.

 

1357

00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:36,660

- Oh, I'm sure there are cameras.

 

1358

00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:38,660

- Yeah, cameras on them trucks.

 

1359

00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,660

- Yeah, all over.

 

1360

00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:41,660

- Yeah, but you like, grab that money?

 

1361

00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:42,660

- Yeah, right.

 

1362

00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,660

- You got to do that, though.

 

1363

00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,660

- I don't know if I would do it for money.

 

1364

00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,660

- Once in a lifetime, you have to do that.

 

1365

00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:48,660

You have to take it back.

 

1366

00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,660

- I would do it for $20 bills, but like,

 

1367

00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:51,660

it's like, times, I'm like,

 

1368

00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,660

- Oh, yeah.

 

1369

00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:54,660

- I don't know, it's like a pocket full.

 

1370

00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:55,660

- I have a pocket full of times.

 

1371

00:52:55,660 --> 00:52:56,660

- I have a pocket full of times.

 

1372

00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:58,660

- I have a pocket full of times.

 

1373

00:52:58,660 --> 00:52:59,660

- No, the more probably I'd be like,

 

1374

00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:01,660

I just found $10,000 worth of times.

 

1375

00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:03,660

- That's the dollar or one of the times.

 

1376

00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,660

(laughing)

 

1377

00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:05,660

- I'm not gonna make it.

 

1378

00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,660

(laughing)

 

1379

00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:09,660

- They would have to be like in a big pile.

 

1380

00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:10,660

- Right, right, right.

 

1381

00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:11,660

- That's what I'm saying.

 

1382

00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:12,660

- My thinking is they're scattered.

 

1383

00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,660

- I'm not picking them up off the ground.

 

1384

00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:15,660

- Right, that's what I'm thinking.

 

1385

00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,660

Like, they're scattered on the ground,

 

1386

00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:19,660

but like, in one, like, a dime,

 

1387

00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,660

- Yeah, a dime, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

1388

00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:21,660

- I'm like, a pile of the money.

 

1389

00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:22,660

- No, a pile of money.

 

1390

00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:23,660

- Yeah, a pile of money.

 

1391

00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:24,660

Yeah, I'll scoop a little bit.

 

1392

00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:25,660

- Yeah.

 

1393

00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:26,660

- You know, I mean, I got a shirt,

 

1394

00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,660

I'm wearing a shirt for a reason.

 

1395

00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:28,660

I can only make a little pouch.

 

1396

00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:31,660

- Yeah, but yeah, a little gang of pouches.

 

1397

00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,660

- Yeah, come here.

 

1398

00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:34,160

(laughing)

 

1399

00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,160

- You just run into that like,

 

1400

00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,160

- Yeah, and I take it in there for like,

 

1401

00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,160

(laughing)

 

1402

00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,660

- That's insane.

 

1403

00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:47,460

- Well, I am glad that they didn't get away

 

1404

00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,660

with $200,000 for the dimes.

 

1405

00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,860

- Yeah. - 'Cause imagine,

 

1406

00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:53,160

remember when there was a coin shortage during COVID?

 

1407

00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,960

- Right.

 

1408

00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:54,960

- Imagine what would have happened.

 

1409

00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,560

- What happened to that coin shortage?

 

1410

00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,660

- I don't know.

 

1411

00:53:57,660 --> 00:54:01,420

I think that what it was was people just weren't spending

 

1412

00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:02,260

money.

 

1413

00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:03,080

- Yeah.

 

1414

00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,060

- And like, you're not gonna get a bunch of,

 

1415

00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,380

like, change if the banks aren't open.

 

1416

00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:09,380

How you gonna get changed?

 

1417

00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:10,580

- Right, yeah.

 

1418

00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,420

- So I don't know, man.

 

1419

00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:16,420

I think it was a conspiracy to get right.

 

1420

00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,460

- 'Cause everybody's trying to,

 

1421

00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:20,180

because that is a conspiracy right now.

 

1422

00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:21,920

And then people were talking about like,

 

1423

00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,420

oh, the, the ditches.

 

1424

00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,420

- I've been currently getting rid of whatever.

 

1425

00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:27,060

- You're getting the penny for a long time.

 

1426

00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:29,420

- Well, they shouldn't don't, they should be rid of the penny.

 

1427

00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:31,420

- I don't have any problem with that.

 

1428

00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:33,580

- Right, then it's worth.

 

1429

00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:34,420

- Yeah.

 

1430

00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,260

- And they're plenty, like they're plenty of pennies.

 

1431

00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:37,780

- Yeah, they're paying the pennies.

 

1432

00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:40,860

Tell you, grandfather, to get that big ass bucket of pennies

 

1433

00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:43,780

and like, give it back to the mint.

 

1434

00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,100

- No, it's like, this is what I've been waiting on.

 

1435

00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:46,780

They're gonna be worth two cents one day.

 

1436

00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:48,260

(laughing)

 

1437

00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:50,020

Then, then, I'll be rid of you.

 

1438

00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,060

- That's what the thing is.

 

1439

00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:53,060

(laughing)

 

1440

00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:56,060

- I finally, my plans finally come to fruition.

 

1441

00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:58,140

A penny is worth 1.1 cent.

 

1442

00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,300

(laughing)

 

1443

00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:00,460

- And I'm rich now.

 

1444

00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:07,300

- Get the hand truck, so I'm gonna turn it off.

 

1445

00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,380

- We're going to Philadelphia, we're gonna put the penny,

 

1446

00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:12,380

we're gonna put the pennies in, take the dimes out.

 

1447

00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,420

- Same thing as counting.

 

1448

00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:15,300

- Perfect scam.

 

1449

00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,580

- We're gonna play with the money.

 

1450

00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:17,980

- I'm playing with the pennies.

 

1451

00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:19,340

- That's it, now, yeah, like I said,

 

1452

00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:20,340

for pennies, I wouldn't do it.

 

1453

00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:22,100

Nichols, that's probably not.

 

1454

00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:26,460

Quarter's yes, because I just went to Laundromat last week.

 

1455

00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:28,820

So, I had so much longer to do man.

 

1456

00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:29,940

And, like, why was that a town?

 

1457

00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:32,220

'Cause I'm single dad last week.

 

1458

00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,740

And, I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go.

 

1459

00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:36,900

I was like, I'm not fucking around with this.

 

1460

00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,980

Do 16 loads longer in the house.

 

1461

00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:41,140

Oh, I'm taking the kid, we're going Laundromat.

 

1462

00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:41,980

We're not gonna shit out.

 

1463

00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:42,820

- Oh, yeah.

 

1464

00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:44,980

- It's probably, right, right, yeah.

 

1465

00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:46,260

- We're not gonna out.

 

1466

00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,740

And, like, 20 men are like an hour.

 

1467

00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:49,740

- Yeah, I mean, yeah.

 

1468

00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,660

- Yeah, so I was like, oh, I got like 25 bucks,

 

1469

00:55:51,660 --> 00:55:52,740

that'd probably be enough.

 

1470

00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:53,860

It was not.

 

1471

00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,020

- What?

 

1472

00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:58,740

- I ended up being like 29 bucks, which is not that much worse.

 

1473

00:55:58,740 --> 00:55:59,580

- I'm curious.

 

1474

00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:01,620

- Dude, inflation's a motherfucker.

 

1475

00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:05,020

- That's a, I haven't been to Laundromat so long, I guess.

 

1476

00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:09,700

- It cost me $4 to do to wash, but it was like a triple load.

 

1477

00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,540

- Yeah.

 

1478

00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:11,620

- Right, so yeah, that's $4.

 

1479

00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:12,820

- Hey, hey, hey, no, no.

 

1480

00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:13,980

(laughing)

 

1481

00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:18,340

- The $4 times three, I didn't use three, you know.

 

1482

00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:22,420

I use three washers, so that's like 12 bucks.

 

1483

00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,980

Plus, I, because I'm an idiot, I forgot to bring soap.

 

1484

00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:27,700

So, hey, for soap, times three, that was like a dollar,

 

1485

00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,540

times two.

 

1486

00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,540

- That's what they fucking drive.

 

1487

00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:33,220

- Right, there was a 15, and it wasn't that much more to drive it

 

1488

00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:35,740

because I was like, I gotta put these in the individual dryer.

 

1489

00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:36,740

So, I was thinking ahead though,

 

1490

00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:38,820

and I was willing to spend a little extra, you know,

 

1491

00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:40,380

for the kids.

 

1492

00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:43,380

But I was like, if I put less clothes in each dryer

 

1493

00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,380

and use more dryers, it'll take less time to drive them.

 

1494

00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,700

So, I can lead faster.

 

1495

00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,260

- Right, right.

 

1496

00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,020

- So, that's where, you know, maybe I won't want to move

 

1497

00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:52,860

in the dry?

 

1498

00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:56,700

You know, you paid by the quarter, so your order got you like,

 

1499

00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,660

I think like five minutes, something like that.

 

1500

00:56:58,660 --> 00:56:59,500

- Really?

 

1501

00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,820

- So, I had like, yeah, I had like four washers,

 

1502

00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,980

and I think I put, or four dryers.

 

1503

00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:07,140

I think I put about 30 minutes on each one, something like that.

 

1504

00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:09,140

I don't know, 35, some of them I had to put a little bit more

 

1505

00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:11,460

because it was jeans and blankets and shit.

 

1506

00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:13,180

- Right, no, that's a whole,

 

1507

00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,100

that's a whole scale, too, the fucking dryers.

 

1508

00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,420

- Yeah, because after I put all my freaking money in,

 

1509

00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:21,700

some other lady was like, 'cause this was a four,

 

1510

00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:22,820

and laundry about to be fair.

 

1511

00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:25,180

And I don't mean for in like, those were way over country.

 

1512

00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:27,140

I mean, for in the way that I had never been

 

1513

00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:28,100

to this laundry man. - You don't know

 

1514

00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,540

about your bad etiquette?

 

1515

00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:31,100

- Well, I just didn't, I'd never been to this one.

 

1516

00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,060

Now, I have some laundromats that I used to

 

1517

00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:34,220

freak back in the day.

 

1518

00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:35,060

- Right.

 

1519

00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,340

- And like, those I feel comfortable,

 

1520

00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:37,820

like those are my home laundromats.

 

1521

00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:40,540

- Yeah, this one, like, I went by the first one,

 

1522

00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,140

so this wasn't my first choice, laundromat.

 

1523

00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:45,100

I went by the first one, and there were too many sketchy people

 

1524

00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,100

standing outside.

 

1525

00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:46,940

- Mm-hmm.

 

1526

00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:48,420

- And like, I don't care, like, I get it,

 

1527

00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:49,420

it's a laundry man, man.

 

1528

00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:52,140

Like, you know, it's okay to be a little sketchy.

 

1529

00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:54,060

- Hey, but you were a laundry man.

 

1530

00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,460

- Yeah, I'm saying, dude.

 

1531

00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:56,460

Hey.

 

1532

00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:58,300

(laughing)

 

1533

00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:01,020

You were in the laundry, you were in the name of the dude.

 

1534

00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,020

- You were a laundry man.

 

1535

00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,980

- So, thank you.

 

1536

00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:04,820

- Thank you.

 

1537

00:58:04,820 --> 00:58:06,740

So I went by the first one, and I was like,

 

1538

00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:10,060

there are like eight potential crackheads.

 

1539

00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:10,900

- Yeah.

 

1540

00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:12,340

- I was just gonna say, "Grens is the front of this laundry man."

 

1541

00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,540

- I think when you know it's a good laundry man.

 

1542

00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,380

- Yeah, but I was like,

 

1543

00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:16,060

I can't take the kids in there with me.

 

1544

00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:16,900

- No.

 

1545

00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,620

- Like, they can't, no, it's too much,

 

1546

00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,580

too much potential for shenanigans.

 

1547

00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,740

- Expose them too.

 

1548

00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:24,660

- Right, no, I don't think they're too much of it up.

 

1549

00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,860

Yeah, like, this is gonna be your fate one day.

 

1550

00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:28,460

- Yeah, you've been trying.

 

1551

00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,980

- Straighten up your ass, gonna be in the day.

 

1552

00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:30,820

- No, no, no, no, no.

 

1553

00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:31,660

- This is why.

 

1554

00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:32,500

You wanna stay in the front of the laundry man?

 

1555

00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,500

- This is why I'm gonna die in bottle.

 

1556

00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,220

Go to work and bottle, why sin drive?

 

1557

00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,060

- Right.

 

1558

00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:37,900

- So we don't have that.

 

1559

00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:40,100

- But then we didn't use it, and that is dumb ass.

 

1560

00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,060

So we're here.

 

1561

00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:41,980

Welcome to your life.

 

1562

00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:44,580

So now then we went to the second one,

 

1563

00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,980

which was inhabited by less crackheads

 

1564

00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:51,260

or potential methods, and more people of foreign descent,

 

1565

00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:52,460

which I don't have a problem with that.

 

1566

00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:54,300

Those, 'cause I'm like these motherfuckers

 

1567

00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:55,500

are just here to get this laundry.

 

1568

00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,340

- Yeah, they do.

 

1569

00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,180

- Yeah, they do.

 

1570

00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:58,940

- And they were nice as hell, and they were just like,

 

1571

00:58:58,940 --> 00:59:01,460

oh yeah, whatever, but then, so I've put in,

 

1572

00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:04,460

like, I got my series of dryers going, right?

 

1573

00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:06,420

And I was like, okay, cool, like we're rolling on it,

 

1574

00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:09,420

and then one of the people walked over to someone else

 

1575

00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:11,820

who was very obviously familiar with this laundry mat.

 

1576

00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:13,420

Again, I was not.

 

1577

00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:17,620

And they're like, which dryers are the best?

 

1578

00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,260

And she looked at mine and she's like, not those.

 

1579

00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,260

(laughing)

 

1580

00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:26,140

And I was like, "Damn it, why didn't you tell me before?"

 

1581

00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:27,700

She's like, "I don't know, you want to know."

 

1582

00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:29,900

I'm like, "Hey, can you see me in here before?"

 

1583

00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,460

You wanna look like a laundry mat people?

 

1584

00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:35,100

- Before you go, "Oh, yes."

 

1585

00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:39,500

- 'Cause she looked at her and I picked four in a row,

 

1586

00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,820

some of the ones that weren't out of order,

 

1587

00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:44,980

'cause the more than half of the sheets are always out of order.

 

1588

00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:46,380

- I want those behind that door.

 

1589

00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:48,060

I want to just see back there.

 

1590

00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:48,900

- Nothing.

 

1591

00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,260

- I want to see, I just want to see.

 

1592

00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:51,100

- Laundry.

 

1593

00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,620

I want to see what your snack at your damn dryers is right now.

 

1594

00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:56,740

- So yeah, they were there in the back, yeah.

 

1595

00:59:56,740 --> 00:59:58,620

But so yeah, I was like, "Hot damn."

 

1596

00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:00,700

And she's like, "These ones over here,

 

1597

01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,860

these are the hot ones, these are the ones that get hot."

 

1598

01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:05,500

And I was like, "Damn, I lost again."

 

1599

01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,300

So I went and I put another quarter in each one,

 

1600

01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,420

like, "I hope this works out for me."

 

1601

01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:10,580

And it was fine in the end.

 

1602

01:00:10,580 --> 01:00:12,580

(laughing)

 

1603

01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:14,060

- It was fine.

 

1604

01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:15,580

- Yeah, it took me 16 dollars later.

 

1605

01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,180

- Yeah, it was exactly it.

 

1606

01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:18,340

- It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

 

1607

01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,340

it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

 

1608

01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,180

- Well then I thought, you're right,

 

1609

01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:22,500

but they don't think that was only quarter.

 

1610

01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,340

But then I thought, like, okay, so I paid,

 

1611

01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:26,380

like, so I paid like 29 bucks,

 

1612

01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:31,380

but I got all the laundry in the house done in like an hour and a half.

 

1613

01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:32,220

- Dance.

 

1614

01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,420

- And like, now I'm not folded,

 

1615

01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:34,260

I had to come home and fold it,

 

1616

01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,540

but I don't care about that.

 

1617

01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:37,380

- Well, yeah, why are you folded down?

 

1618

01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,700

- Well, I folded what I could.

 

1619

01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,220

Like, the first ones that ended, I started folding.

 

1620

01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:42,060

- Mm-hmm.

 

1621

01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:43,500

- And so I got like some of it done,

 

1622

01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,140

and but then when the other ones were done,

 

1623

01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:46,860

I was like, I'm not fucking second around to do this.

 

1624

01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:47,700

I can do this.

 

1625

01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:48,540

(laughing)

 

1626

01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:49,380

I was like, they're dry.

 

1627

01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:50,220

I can do it at home.

 

1628

01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:52,780

- Did they have like, they have a video game machine in there?

 

1629

01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,140

- No, they didn't have any, they had nothing.

 

1630

01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,180

- They had no, no, they had, they had drinks.

 

1631

01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:57,940

- They had drinks, she didn't work.

 

1632

01:00:57,940 --> 01:00:59,460

- And they had a vending machine that was empty,

 

1633

01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:02,860

and then they had a little vending machine with the soaps.

 

1634

01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,380

And otherwise it was, they had a little,

 

1635

01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,860

they did have some books for the kids,

 

1636

01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:07,420

but I was like, don't press the books.

 

1637

01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:10,340

Don't let anything in, I don't know where this books are.

 

1638

01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,580

(laughing)

 

1639

01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:12,900

You just got my plan dad's phone,

 

1640

01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:14,540

and I'll just look around the laundry mall.

 

1641

01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:15,380

I have a creep.

 

1642

01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:16,220

(laughing)

 

1643

01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,180

'Cause that's really all you can do with your books.

 

1644

01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,180

- Did you get to use the little buggy with the walking wheel?

 

1645

01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:22,380

- I did, I got the buggy, and I was like,

 

1646

01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:24,140

can I, I was, since there were some other people

 

1647

01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:27,140

doing their thing, I was like, hey, can I borrow this?

 

1648

01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:28,540

And she's like, I'm gonna have a shit, honey.

 

1649

01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:31,140

And I was like, all right, I love this place.

 

1650

01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:34,460

Like, you know, but that's, but it was,

 

1651

01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:35,780

she swin' it up 'cause she was like,

 

1652

01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:36,780

I don't get shit, honey, you know?

 

1653

01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,540

- Yeah, you were shit, honey.

 

1654

01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:39,380

- Thanks Mitch.

 

1655

01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:40,860

(laughing)

 

1656

01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:42,100

- Damn Brad.

 

1657

01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,020

- Or as Mitch, just like, all right,

 

1658

01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,500

we were laundry members.

 

1659

01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,340

(laughing)

 

1660

01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:49,140

- Are you my best laundry man friend now?

 

1661

01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:49,980

(laughing)

 

1662

01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:51,140

But yeah, that was--

 

1663

01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:51,980

- The next Thursday.

 

1664

01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:53,500

- Yeah, all right, like, we'll see you next time

 

1665

01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,660

your wife does a new laundry, bro.

 

1666

01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,300

- I'm gonna get my laundry dates.

 

1667

01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:58,220

- No, God, God, kill me.

 

1668

01:01:58,220 --> 01:01:59,300

Kill me if I have to do that.

 

1669

01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:02,380

No, I remember, I remember when we used to go to

 

1670

01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:03,740

that laundry man up the road in Piedmont,

 

1671

01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:05,460

and like one time we used to,

 

1672

01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,140

so there's a little tiny lot of you man.

 

1673

01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,180

There's always go there.

 

1674

01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:11,620

I mean, like every week, hang out, you know,

 

1675

01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:13,500

just hang out, hang around.

 

1676

01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,100

- No, never had a problem.

 

1677

01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:15,940

(laughing)

 

1678

01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:16,780

- Never had a problem.

 

1679

01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:18,420

No one ever came in and tried and steal our shit,

 

1680

01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:20,340

nothing ever happened to her all, right?

 

1681

01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:23,300

Well one day, I decided like, oh, you know what?

 

1682

01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:25,060

Home is two minutes away.

 

1683

01:02:25,060 --> 01:02:28,140

I'm a run home, grab something, I'll be right back.

 

1684

01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:28,980

- Yeah.

 

1685

01:02:28,980 --> 01:02:30,820

- I was gone for less than five minutes.

 

1686

01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:32,780

It was gone, all my clothes were gone.

 

1687

01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:34,900

- Oh, that's crazy dude.

 

1688

01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:36,420

- Didn't even leave me underwear.

 

1689

01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,220

- No, they were all the josses.

 

1690

01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:40,500

- The man's clothes, you know, it's right.

 

1691

01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,740

- Right.

 

1692

01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:43,540

- That was the plain shirt.

 

1693

01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:46,500

- Now he didn't have a wine shirt,

 

1694

01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,500

so nothing then, you know what I mean?

 

1695

01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,500

It was basically pizza uniforms.

 

1696

01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,220

- Oh, yeah, there's a lot of pizza uniforms.

 

1697

01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:52,220

- Still wear those to this day.

 

1698

01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:53,620

- Oh, still one.

 

1699

01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:54,660

- Dead.

 

1700

01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,860

- That's like, he should have to wear those

 

1701

01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,060

six months later, like, fucking.

 

1702

01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,340

- He ended for a job and was like,

 

1703

01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:01,260

"I have my own uniform,

 

1704

01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,100

"I'm gonna eat my burger."

 

1705

01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:03,740

(laughing)

 

1706

01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:05,100

- I'm like, "Ah!"

 

1707

01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,500

- I don't even use you, yo.

 

1708

01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,620

- I knew this day would come.

 

1709

01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:09,060

(laughing)

 

1710

01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:10,060

- Get this camera.

 

1711

01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,540

(laughing)

 

1712

01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:14,100

So that's the "The Fred Mine News,"

 

1713

01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,060

the longest Fred Mine News of all time.

 

1714

01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:18,780

FredLineNews.com is a real website, ladies and gentlemen,

 

1715

01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:19,780

please check it out.

 

1716

01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:21,260

- Yeah, please check it out.

 

1717

01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:23,260

- All right, so, I think we're gonna get--

 

1718

01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:33,260

(upbeat music)

 

1719

01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:41,260

(upbeat music)

 

1720

01:03:41,260 --> 01:03:42,260

- FredLineNews.

 

1721

01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:43,260

- FredLineNews.

 

1722

01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:44,260

- FredLineNews.

 

1723

01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:45,260

- I'll be by Babe.

 

1724

01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:46,260

- Babe.

 

1725

01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,260

- Babe.

 

1726

01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:48,260

- Babe.

 

1727

01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:49,260

- I forgot about that.

 

1728

01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:53,060

Maybe our friends at what's Peter met,

 

1729

01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,500

- Peter on the TV is,

 

1730

01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,220

we're working on it in the sponsor story in Florida.

 

1731

01:03:57,220 --> 01:04:00,220

- Oh man, that'd be so big if we get tighter.

 

1732

01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,820

- Peter and we're working on it.

 

1733

01:04:01,820 --> 01:04:03,060

- That'd be so big.

 

1734

01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,100

- That's our, I've been,

 

1735

01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,380

I've been by far been our second or third best sponsor ever.

 

1736

01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,380

- Yeah.

 

1737

01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:09,980

- Next is Shenzhen UL Technology Co-LTD.

 

1738

01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,540

- Oh yeah, and human town.

 

1739

01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:12,700

- Yeah, and even though.

 

1740

01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:13,780

So.

 

1741

01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,860

- Yeah, we were on the No New Friends podcast,

 

1742

01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:17,140

and I couldn't remember the name of it,

 

1743

01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,180

because I was put on the spot,

 

1744

01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:19,540

and then as soon as I, we got off,

 

1745

01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:22,620

I was like, "Oh, Shenzhen UL Technology Co-LTD, of course."

 

1746

01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,460

- What's up?

 

1747

01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,300

- Me.

 

1748

01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,460

(laughing)

 

1749

01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:26,620

- No.

 

1750

01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:27,620

- How did I not know that?

 

1751

01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:30,220

How can I not pull that up on the No Long Live?

 

1752

01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:31,060

- No, no.

 

1753

01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:31,900

- No, no.

 

1754

01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:32,900

- No.

 

1755

01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:35,220

- All right guys, well, I think we're gonna get out of here

 

1756

01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:36,580

and call tonight.

 

1757

01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:40,460

We'll be back next week with a November Rific episode.

 

1758

01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,700

- Ooh.

 

1759

01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:42,900

- And it'll be turkey time,

 

1760

01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:45,820

and we can do full episodes about our kids.

 

1761

01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,660

- Yeah.

 

1762

01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:49,260

(grunting)

 

1763

01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,460

- All right, night everyone.

 

1764

01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:51,820

- That'll be us. - See you later.

 

1765

01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,660

- You and him.

 

1766

01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,660

(laughing)

 

1767

01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:59,260

- I like that one, I like.

 

1768

01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:03,420

(laughing)

 

1769

01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:04,740

- We are the last week.

 

1770

01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:05,780

(laughing)

 

1771

01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:07,260

And we are very good friends.

 

1772

01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:08,100

(laughing)

 

1773

01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,580

Good vibes, daring and special moments.

 

1774

01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:11,900

(laughing)

 

1775

01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:14,480

(upbeat music)

 

1776

01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,060

(upbeat music)

 

1777

01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:27,560

- That's it, man.

 

1778

01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,760

Game over, man.

 

1779

01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:29,760

That's game over.

 

1780

01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,200

- Just hang loose blood.

 

1781

01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,600

She's gonna catch up on the re-bath on the men's side.

 

1782

01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,440

- Get to the shopper!

 

1783

01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,240

(laughing)

 

1784

01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,080

(laughing)

 

1785

01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,240

- Oh, what a day.

 

1786

01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,680

(laughing)

 

1787

01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,240

- What a problem, what is it?

 

1788

01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,520

(upbeat music)

 

1789

01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,520

- Well, that's all folks.

 

1790

01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,000

- I still have Easter, baby.

 

1791

01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,000

- Goddamn it.

 

1792

01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,680

(upbeat music)

 

1793

01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,680

- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.

 

1794

01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,000

- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.

 

1795

01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,480

- Surely you can be serious.

 

1796

01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,720

- I am serious.

 

1797

01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:02,880

- And don't call me sure.

 

1798

01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:07,880

♪ ♪